Thursday, December 23, 2010

Yes or no?

Tem gave Terrelle Pryor a free dragon tat on his ankle? Yes

Tattoos are free in Temhio anyways. No

The Flip cam turned out to be a bad Christmas gift for Rex Ryan last year. Yes

Feet...really Rex, really?? Yes

Beth has done the foot thing before. No

I like Kim K's feet!! /Lp Yes

NFL playoffs should be reseeded according to record. No

Free Whataburger hamburger today. Yes

Lp should send us all bagels. Yes

They would be stale upon arrival. Yes

Not if he used MPS. Yes

Philly sucks! YES

The only bowl game I will probably watch is the Super Bowl. Yes

Mize will have to pin his dad 2 out of 3 times this weekend as part the Festivus feats of strength. No

Feets of strength?!?! /Rex Ryan No

Mize's dad would win. Yes

Lp should buy a fake turd and drop it Keef's box of bagels. Yes

Malls suck. Yes

I find it ironic that Rex Ryan is a FOOTball coach. Yes

The Brewers have sold more season tickets since the Greinke signing. Yes

They have also sold more of those Breers shoes that Mize likes. No

No one should be wearing those shoes who is older than 12. Yes

and the shoes should be tied. Yes

If they do they should be picked on. Yes

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BLUE said...

balls

BLUE said...

i may be the only one working today.


thank you streaming netflix

El Padrino said...

I find it ironic that Rex Ryan is a FOOTball coach. Yes

ha

El Padrino said...

"i may be the only one working today."


you mean in your office

Jugdish said...

im working today too

BLUE said...

i mean in America

El Padrino said...

silly

El Padrino said...

whatd you get bgblue the 1st one

BLUE said...

she got a bike, and a bunch of disney princess crap

El Padrino said...

bike

big things

i keep expectations low until about 5 years old, at least thats my plan

El Padrino said...

i got her this

this horrible things

and a 2 foot gumball machine along with various other smaller items like chutes and ladders, a doll, etc

El Padrino said...

Oprah Attacks: President Palin 'does not scare me because I believe in intelligence of American public'...

silly Oprah

El Padrino said...

ninja angelo strikes again

BLUE said...

all her friends have bikes, she told santa that's what she was getting.

I can't let her think Santa let her down the first time she asked him for anything

El Padrino said...

good call

tem said...

i am working.

for a few hours.

tem said...

"I can't let her think Santa let her down the first time she asked him for anything"

you should have given her the bike from you and cmblue and told her santa let her down, but her parents didn't.

El Padrino said...

wow

tem said...

nyc parents wouldn't get it because they are the worst.

tem said...

flying to ND today.

tem said...

i need a spot start next tuesday

BLUE said...

i'll pick you up tem

BLUE said...

i'm "working" all next week too

El Padrino said...

the fuck you going to Notre Dame for?

s

El Padrino said...

"i'm "working" all next week too"

one of the busier weeks of the year

sucks

tem said...

blue has to work a lot

tem said...

he must be a big deal

El Padrino said...

i have to work tw, albeit remotely but still a pain in the cock

40 is so old said...

"ninja angelo strikes again"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

40 is so old said...

"flying to ND today."

good luck with the ring thing, tem

40 is so old said...

today is day 1 of 12 days off for me.... anti-woe

40 is so old said...

gotta do some cooking today

El Padrino said...

"gotta do some cooking today"

whatcha got going on

El Padrino said...

tem you sure you wanna do this

40 is so old said...

finally watched the video ep posted of the brat kid on christmas morning.... i would of* clocked him in the head with those books

tem said...

i told cgtif that i wanted to get a lock for my checked luggage, but she said you can't lock that shit up.

tem said...

so the ring is going to be in my luggage with no lock.

seems like an easy insurance claim.

40 is so old said...

"whatcha got going on"

your kind of food... giant pot of sauce, meatballs, sausage and braciole

El Padrino said...

so the ring is going to be in my luggage with no lock.

seems like an easy insurance claim.



are you nuts?

ns

BLUE said...

you can't carry that on?

El Padrino said...

your kind of food... giant pot of sauce, meatballs, sausage and braciole


my man

El Padrino said...

sausage and braciole

yummy

/meiz

BLUE said...

seriously i'd put it in your carry on, or in your coat pocket and leave it in your pocket through the xray masheen

El Padrino said...

"you can't carry that on?"

put that shit in your pocket pshycho

El Padrino said...

seriously i'd put it in your carry on, or in your coat pocket and leave it in your pocket through the xray masheen

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

the fuck tem i thought you were smat*

40 is so old said...

gonna try to make a spaghetti pie as a side this year.... ever make one, ep

40 is so old said...

"put that shit in your pocket"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

spaghetti pie?

like lasagna?

El Padrino said...

"gonna try to make a spaghetti pie as a side this year.... ever make one, ep"

negative ghost rider

baked ziti better

40 is so old said...

"spaghetti pie?

like lasagna?



yeah

40 is so old said...

more like baked ziti i guess

BLUE said...

tem: "will you marry me?"

cgtwtm: yes, do we need to go pick out a ring?

tem: nah, you'll have one in 6-8 weeks if my insurance claim comes through. stupid TSA

40 is so old said...

"baked ziti better"

trying to mix it up a little

BLUE said...

i like baked ziti...bomb

40 is so old said...

"i like baked ziti...bomb"

yeah this spaghetti pie thing is basically baked ziti with spaghetti instead of ziti

40 is so old said...

time to go to the store

Keef said...

"ninja angelo strikes again"

We don't all watch it the night it's on, fag

tem said...

i'm not taking a carry on.

if i did, i could put it in there, but if they open up my carry on at security then she'll see it then.

El Padrino said...

dont spend too much

/cmtp

Keef said...

"flying to ND today."


Bet on a HS basketball game while you're there

tem said...

"put that shit in your pocket pshycho
"

yeah and take it out when i go through security and put it in the plastic bin right there where cgtif can see it. good plan columbo.

tem said...

"leave it in your pocket through the xray masheen"

this is plan B, but i think the chances of having to pull it out at the checkpoint >>>> chances luggage gets lost or it gets stolen.

El Padrino said...

"yeah and take it out when i go through security and put it in the plastic bin right there where cgtif can see it. good plan columbo."


propose right there on the security line

that is ROMANCE!

tem said...

plus it is insured for double what i paid because the appraisal came in at more than i paid and i had to insure it at the appraised value.

El Padrino said...

stop being a bitch and bring a carry on the fuck they will lose that shit

Keef said...

well the good newz is that if your bag gets lost, ahik*, that's one less thing you'll have to do in ND

El Padrino said...

fine have xmas ruined i dont care

tem said...

"well the good newz is that if your bag gets lost, ahik*, that's one less thing you'll have to do in ND"

and i'll double my money on the ring with the insurance $$$.

Keef said...

"stop being a bitch and bring a carry on the fuck they will lose that shit"

holy paranoia

El Padrino said...

"and i'll double my money on the ring with the insurance $$$."


ok gregory focker

tem said...

i don't know who gregory focker is.

Keef said...

mize, I'm fine with the Breer's bet but not for name/pic. I dont' know what you have to bet, though

El Padrino said...

"stop being a bitch and bring a carry on the fuck they will lose that shit"

holy paranoia"



i want to remind everyone what kind of people handle bags

Keef said...

"i don't know who gregory focker is."

fuck off

El Padrino said...

"I dont' know what you have to bet, though"


big screen tv at dads

tem said...

is he a rapper?

Keef said...

"i want to remind everyone what kind of people handle bags"


Yeah, I know you're a bag handler, iykwim

tem said...

"i want to remind everyone what kind of people handle bags"

in ND they are white people. i am sure of that.

El Padrino said...

"in ND they are white people. i am sure of that."

aja, i hope it gets there and you have good fortune

but me, i would staple that shit to my choad, wouldnt leave it out of my sight

BLUE said...

what about in temhio though?

BLUE said...

gregory focker


meet the parents


loses the ring out of his checked luggage

Keef said...

"i want to remind everyone what kind of people handle bags"



Those guys on the SW commercials seem like trustworthy folk

BLUE said...

shove it up your anus...pulp fiction style

BLUE said...

or they lose his bag, or he gets the wrong bag

whatever

Keef said...

pulp fiction is awful

BLUE said...

go to the fedex. put it in a box. ship it overnight to her parents house

done and one

El Padrino said...

it's just, the odds of something happening with checked luggage are greater than >>>> anything else

El Padrino said...

when you asked for insurance and mentioned to cgtif, she didnt catch on?

you might have blown that

Keef said...

"it's just, the odds of something happening with checked luggage are greater than >>>> anything else"


If this was ns, that's probably the most ratarded thing ever

Keef said...

I've flown over a hundred times in my life and nerve* had a checked bag lost

Keef said...

LP is Petey Paranoid

El Padrino said...

"I've flown over a hundred times in my life and nerve* had a checked bag lost"


ok the odds of you losing your carryon are what? nil

what are the odds it gets lost in checked? higher than nil right?

i win.

El Padrino said...

it never happened to me either

but that shit happens

El Padrino said...

"I've flown over a hundred times"

ok Howard Hughes

Keef said...

"it never happened to me either"

So the odds aren't that grate. Got it

Keef said...

"ok Howard Hughes"


pops works for Delta. we flew all the time when I was younger

El Padrino said...

so keef would throw it in checked luggage like tem, fair

but dont act like bags dont get lost, re-routed, picked up at concourses by others, stolen by workers, etc.

El Padrino said...

keef, i dont have cancer

that doesnt mean it someone else has it

BLUE said...

shit gets stolen out of checked luggage all the time

this is what dateline NBC tells me

BLUE said...

i've had luggage get lost, couple of times

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef, TC spoiler alert



the fuck are the producers doing, that bitch didnt cook in 2 elimination challenges and she is safe, how do they let that happen. we know she isnt going to win and she isnt an interesting character so no reason to keep her around. yesterday they should have had her face off against mike and if she won, fine she is safe, if she lost, which she would have, then she's up for elim. like the others. even better they should have had all the face offs and write down their vote for that point then call the winners into judges table like they always do. that bitch sandbagged it, i bet her a name/pic change that her chickpeas were overcooked and mushy already and she was just pretending they werent done



end spoiler

El Padrino said...

"Lost luggage is the phenomenon in which a public carrier, airline, ship, or train does not send a passenger's luggage to the correct destination to arrive with the passenger. In the United States, an average of 1 of 150 people have their checked baggage misdirected or left behind each year."

BLUE said...

once it showed up like 2 months later

the other times it usually shows up the next day

one time it was sitting in customs for like 3 days

BLUE said...

do you have to go through customs to get to ND?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ok Howard Hughes"

i laughed

El Padrino said...

i agree spiff

Keef said...

"but dont act like bags dont get lost, re-routed, picked up at concourses by others, stolen by workers, etc."


Noone is acting like this. Not sure where you're getting that. You're acting like every check bag gets lost

Spaceman Spiff said...

"LP is Petey Paranoid"

paranoid parret

Spaceman Spiff said...

parrot*

Keef said...

"keef, i dont have cancer

that doesnt mean it someone else has it"


::wft::

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 24 hours til hawaii

El Padrino said...

if i had an engagement ring that was worth 10K , yes id be paranoid as fuck my bag doesnt get lost

to me that is normal
to you it's paranoia

whatever

El Padrino said...

"T minus 24 hours til hawaii"

dont check your bag

/ep

El Padrino said...

"keef, i dont have cancer

that doesnt mean it someone else has it"


::wft::


going overboard on your comment "it never happened to me so it must not happen"

JFreak said...

Can't do the leave it in the pocket routine anymore with the full body scanners. They will yell at you for having a growth coming out of your thigh. And then grope you.

tem said...

"gregory focker


meet the parents


loses the ring out of his checked luggage"

did not remember that all. not sure i have even seen that whole movie.

Keef said...

"going overboard on your comment "it never happened to me so it must not happen""



put the mat away, jumpy. I nerve* said it doesn't happen. You should hire a new reader. My comment was in response to you assuming every other bag gets lost

El Padrino said...

"Can't do the leave it in the pocket routine anymore with the full body scanners. They will yell at you for having a growth coming out of your thigh. And then grope you."


swallow it, shit it out when you get to ND

tell her it's a rare brown diamond

tem said...

"when you asked for insurance and mentioned to cgtif, she didnt catch on?"

it isn't airline insurance. it is a policy with my insurance guy for personal property.

El Padrino said...

put the mat away,

mats gone

i wouldnt check the luggage
you would

tem said...

"ok the odds of you losing your carryon are what? nil"

not worried about losing the carry on. i am worried about her seeing the ring at the security point because i have to takeit out of my pocket or because they search my bag.

BLUE said...

I still like the fedex route.

because it's tough as shit to prove that ring was in the bag when you checked it...if it were to disappear afterwards

(ahiik)

Keef said...

"mats gone"


rip zeke

El Padrino said...

"it isn't airline insurance. it is a policy with my insurance guy for personal property."


meant lock, the lock comment
my bad

Keef said...

"because it's tough as shit to prove that ring was in the bag when you checked it...if it were to disappear afterward"


take a picture of it sitting in the bag

BLUE said...

i see tem's point as well

it's a very conundrum

El Padrino said...

"not worried about losing the carry on. i am worried about her seeing the ring at the security point because i have to takeit out of my pocket or because they search my bag."


easy fix, let her pass security first tell her you have to run back to the ticket agent to meet you at the newstand or bookstore then when she's out of sight go through sec.


bet they dont even catch it

BLUE said...

you need lojack for the ring, just in case.

not sure you can take lojack on a plane though

El Padrino said...

i see tem's point as well

it's a very conundrum

^

shouldnt be getting engaged is the lesson here

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"easy fix, let her pass security first tell her you have to run back to the ticket agent to meet you at the newstand or bookstore then when she's out of sight go through sec.
"

doesnt sound easy at all, she will be suspicious, and jumping out of the security line nowadays, cmon son

Keef said...

it's all a moot point, anyway. The plane is just going to end up crashing into a building

BLUE said...

best idea would be to take it out of the box in your carryon, leave the box in your checked luggage.

they'll see it's a ring through the xray machine and not mess with it.

then boom dynomite

BLUE said...

you could put it in your shoe

JFreak said...

The Inception Button

BLUE said...

i throw my ring in my shoe when I go through security

El Padrino said...

can't you ask to be searched behind closed doors nowadays?

i think you can

El Padrino said...

she'd be suspicious of that though

JFreak said...

"can't you ask to be searched behind closed doors nowadays?"

but wouldn't that be a red flag for fmt?

El Padrino said...

blue has best idea

fed ex it, they insure
fam knows anyway

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you dont want the body scanner, they touch you in front of everyone, dont know if you can request being taken in a room unless you want your orifices searched

tem said...

"it's all a moot point, anyway. The plane is just going to end up crashing into a building"


that would suck.

El Padrino said...

"that would suck."

at least your beneficiary would make double the $$$

BLUE said...

cue uncle joey song

tem said...

ring is insured if i lose it.

if i drop it in the river, insured.

if someone steals my luggage, insured.

if the plane crashes into a building, insured.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I've flown over a hundred times in my life and nerve* had a checked bag lost


on my flight from Atl to Mpls, 5 dudes had their checked baggage lost (at least, it didn't arrive in Mpls that night)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

if i had an engagement ring that was worth 10K , yes id be paranoid as fuck my bag doesnt get lost



^^^^^^^^^^^


-I would never put it in an unlocked check bag (ns) but whatever, in all likelihood it will be fine

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Can't do the leave it in the pocket routine anymore with the full body scanners.


you can if you cover it with a pancake; those things fool the scanners (ns)

El Padrino said...

"5 dudes had their checked baggage lost"

but "I've flown over a hundred times in my life and nerve* had a checked bag lost"

/keef

tem said...

"-I would never put it in an unlocked check bag (ns) but whatever, in all likelihood it will be fine"

yeah i wanted to lock it, but apparently locking it is illegal now.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I still like the fedex route.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"you can if you cover it with a pancake; those things fool the scanners (ns)"


shhh, dont tell the Al Qaeda

tem said...

my conclusion is the chances of it getting lost or stolen if checked < chances of her seeing it somehow when we go through security.

tem said...

fedex packages get lost too and shit stolen out of them too.

probably more often than shit gets stolen from bags or bags get lost.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"it's all a moot point, anyway. The plane is just going to end up crashing into a building"


that made me aitch, now I feel bad; thanks Keith, you a-hole


s (except on the part of it making me laugh, that was ns)

El Padrino said...

farve wants to see woman masturbate

im brett farve dammit send me your twat

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yeah i wanted to lock it, but apparently locking it is illegal now."

dont know that its illegal, but if you put a lock, there is a 100% chance they will cut it off and look through all your stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my conclusion is the chances of it getting lost or stolen if checked < chances of her seeing it somehow when we go through security."

+insurance = win

tem said...

+ insurance for 2X what i paid = win win

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, the lock thing makes sense; seems like everytime I fly now upon arrival I discover a pamphlet in my checked baggage letting me know it was searched

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"+ insurance for 2X what i paid = win win"


tem knows engagement rings; no doubt about that

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh yea forgot about the tsa approved locks that they dont need to cut off

40 is so old said...

keef, TC spoiler alert



the fuck are the producers doing, that bitch didnt cook in 2 elimination challenges and she is safe, how do they let that happen. we know she isnt going to win and she isnt an interesting character so no reason to keep her around. yesterday they should have had her face off against mike and if she won, fine she is safe, if she lost, which she would have, then she's up for elim. like the others. even better they should have had all the face offs and write down their vote for that point then call the winners into judges table like they always do. that bitch sandbagged it, i bet her a name/pic change that her chickpeas were overcooked and mushy already and she was just pretending they werent done




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

HUNGRY

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I don't blame the producers....I blame her teammates. That was the worse strategy possible

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

and XXXXXX (retracted for spoiler) wasn't a serious contender anyway in the competition; not *said to see him/her go

El Padrino said...

spike's a joke

El Padrino said...

whoops

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

BLUE said...

i guess if you lose the ring, not a big deal unless you had your heart set on asking her in front of her family on christams eve

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

my all time favorite TC won the elimination challenge, and was a bad ass in the process; so I was happy for that

40 is so old said...

"hilarity"

hilarity

40 is so old said...

"i see tem's point as well

it's a very conundrum"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

wohooo, just saw I'm sitting in first place in the LOV bowl pickem league

this is the first, and probably last time I will be in front in a LOV league, so I'm going to savor it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rex hilarity

40 is so old said...

"this is the first, and probably last time I will be in front in a LOV league"

5 out of 5 is nice kod

40 is so old said...

"rex hilarity"

funny

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

thanks tp, I'm still waiting for the law of averages to help me out a bit


I like to make fun of EP for bad betting, but in reality, nobody here even approaches my level of betting sucktitude

40 is so old said...

looks like ep is also 5/5

El Padrino said...

im 5 of 5

El Padrino said...

thereyago

BLUE said...

can't believe you guys didn't take Utar

40 is so old said...

free tats = 5 game suspension

El Padrino said...

includes pryor right?

BLUE said...

good thing tOSU's first 5 games are against Akron, Toledo, Miami, CU, and Michigan STate

BLUE said...

maybe CU can beat them next year now


highly unlikely

BLUE said...

i could see them going 2-3...or 5-0

BLUE said...

or 3-2 or 4-1

BLUE said...

i could see any of those

BLUE said...

pryor will be back in time to go to Lincoln to play Nebraska

Spaceman Spiff said...

"All of the players be eligible for the Jan. 4 Allstate Sugar Bowl, however"


editor hilarity

El Padrino said...

ebonics

40 is so old said...

"editor hilarity"

funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Charles Oakley has officially joined Paul Silas' coaching staff with the Bobcats"

jordan ♥ oak

El Padrino said...

i love oak

El Padrino said...

im gonna go grab a beer

BLUE said...

sg ♥ marky mark

BLUE said...

rosie jones seems nice

BLUE said...

like the kind of chick you take home to meet your mom

BLUE said...

but you just don't tell mom that there are tons of naked pictures of her all over the internet

BLUE said...

rosie jones, not your mom

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