Thursday, December 16, 2010

Yes or No?

Nine days until Christmas? Yes

Aaron Rodgers will play this weekend? Yes

18 game NFL season? No

Re-seeding the NFL playoffs based on record? No

Sal Alosi is the new fall guy? Yes

Jug's Christmas shopping is done? No

"Bagel" is code for "dick" in keef's prize package from Lp? Yes

Phillies will have multiple injuries this year since they are old and have played/pitched in the playoffs for the last few years? Yes

Lp will attend a Phillies home game posed as a Phillies fan to spit on Cliff Lee's wife in lieu of fisting her? Yes

H will drive to The Burg to let Mize know he is banging exfmmize in the next week? No

Bears clinch their division with a win and a Packers loss vs the Pats this weekend? Yes

TP will spare the homeless some beatings over the holidays? Yes

Kod is going to build his own "field of dreams" in Bemidji where the Bears will play the Vikings this weekend? No

Rev dresses like Santa as a part time yob at the mall? Yes

Most of Beth Christmas gifts will require batteries? Yes

LOV wants to see some video of Mize and Pops of Mize moving the big TV? Yes

We will hit bnu today? No

There will be an NFL strike? No

Jug is IN for the LOV Summit II? Yes

Blue will fire someone by the end of the year? No

This post sucks? Yes

So does your face? Yes

278 comments:

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H said...

Nice post, Freak.

Beth said...

I second H, a very enjoyable post. (ns)

El Padrino said...

Lp will attend a Phillies home game posed as a Phillies fan to spit on Cliff Lee's wife in lieu of fisting her? Yes

jail

BLUE said...

spitting on someone is not illegal


only if it's a hate crime and she's not black or jewish or ghey

BLUE said...

plus, kod will get you all lawyered up...just pretend you're an injun and they're violating your religious right of spitting on a douchebags wife

El Padrino said...

"plus, kod will get you all lawyered up...just pretend you're an injun and they're violating your religious right of spitting on a douchebags wife"

jail meaning me in CBP.

El Padrino said...

(AP) Iraqi authorities have obtained confessions from captured insurgents who claim al Qaeda is planning suicide attacks in the United States and Europe during the Christmas season, two senior officials said Wednesday.

BLUE said...

christmas 2012


tent city

El Padrino said...

Hundreds of gifts for kids stolen from 'Toys for Tots'...

whats wrong with people

Todd Packer said...

"Nice post, Freak."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

model hair on fire, funny, diddy

Todd Packer said...

last night some dude drove into our parking garage at work with a uhaul and didn't have enough clearance.... messed up the truck and his face pretty bad... i couldn't talk to the guy without laughing. he was pissed

Todd Packer said...

uhaul pic from the 2nd floor of our garage

Todd Packer said...

the guy doesn't even work in our building.... he was taking a shortcut through our garage to get to the church next to our building... not a very good shortcut

El Padrino said...

I like the Uhal slogan on the bent truck

U can do it!


hahahahhahahahahaahha

loser

El Padrino said...

IED's found in New Haven, Conn

El Padrino said...

my boy is coming home tomorrow

Beth said...

Congrats EP!!

El Padrino said...

:)

Todd Packer said...

"my boy is coming home tomorrow"

grate* news

El Padrino said...

fuck dress codes /meiz

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

suite post dude


tons of hilarity (ns)

BLUE said...

anyone see the video of the guy who went on the shooting rampage at the school board meeting

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

finishing up the Christmas shopping today


sucks to use a vc day to run errands, but I can't handle these places over the weekend so close to the holiday

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I believe the most horrible place to be in America is the Bemidji Wallmart over a weekend in December


the entire town shows up to shop; literally, like the the whole town. I suppose there is nothing else to do, and few other places to go....just thousands of people doing their best cattle impressions

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

saw Survival of the Dead last night finally


Best Romero movie since Day of the Dead (ok, not saying a *whole* lot, but I still recommend it to those who like that kind of thing)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

spitting on someone is not illegal


yes it it, it's the lowest level of assault (here, 5th degree)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

actually, at our office's staff meeting yesterday, we were just talking about a client who was charged with 5th degree assault for spitting on his neighbor, and how dumb that is


should be disorderly conduct (a petty misdemeanor)

BLUE said...

but is it assault with a deadly weapon?

BLUE said...

maybe not assault in PA?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

not with a deadly weapon (it's the lowest level assault)

it is an assault in every state that I know of....but that being said, it doesn't mean people are usually charged with it (just that they can be if law enforcement and prosecution want....which usually means they will if the person has a record or is non-white)

BLUE said...

or if you're spitting on cliff lee's wife

El Padrino said...

"I suppose there is nothing else to do"

you suppose?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I'm surprised Target, Pamida, and K-mart are still in business here; other than at Christmas time, they are always ghost towns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"anyone see the video of the guy who went on the shooting rampage at the school board meeting"

in yesterdays comments

Spaceman Spiff said...

how did the refs not call traveling on ginobili last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug forgot

noah out 8-10 weeks? Yes

Todd Packer said...

"Pamida"


::lakshmi::

Todd Packer said...

"noah out 8-10 weeks? Yes"

funny

Todd Packer said...

"in yesterdays comments"

bad shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

subdued eliminations last night on TC, broke the overall streak but not the sub-streak

El Padrino said...

i watched the challenge instead, dvr'd dont tell

i hope that fag steven left

El Padrino said...

keef i deleted the #, resend text

El Padrino said...

my bad

El Padrino said...

got home just in time to see pierce shot

Todd Packer said...

"dvr'd dont tell"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

watched the celts/knicks game with sotp.... he's a celtics fan (pisses me off). i went nuts when it looked like the knicks won it at the buzeer only to hear him say.... "calm down, the celtics won... the knicks still suck". my response to him was "time for bed, clown"

Todd Packer said...

"buzeer"

nice

El Padrino said...

50 year anniversary of this

El Padrino said...

"he's a celtics fan (pisses me off)"

fucking aitch

Keef said...

"Cuz Keith never complains at all."


Everyone complains. Some complain 81% of the time

Keef said...

"my boy is coming home tomorrow"


Awesome. Congrats

Keef said...

""dvr'd dont tell"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"



^^^^^

El Padrino said...

arizona is the worst state ever

El Padrino said...

Awesome. Congrats

thanks

El Padrino said...

it cost a kajillion dollars to send ravioli to arizona

Keef said...

"arizona is the worst state ever"

That's why they put a wall up on the border

Keef said...

I'm guessing that cmk is going to deliver early because the baby has dropped a lot in the last week

Keef said...

"it cost a kajillion dollars to send ravioli to arizona"

amex

El Padrino said...

"it cost a kajillion dollars to send ravioli to arizona"

amex"

duh, bet only $25, shipping cost $64 min, from specialty stores

like i said im throwing shit in a box and shipping it on my own, hopefully nothing spurls*

El Padrino said...

it should work

Keef said...

"duh, bet only $25, shipping cost $64 min, from specialty stores"

Bet was $20 for the product. But yeah, I don't want you spending #60 on shipping

El Padrino said...

"I don't want you spending #60 on shipping"

your a swell cad

Keef said...

Suite

/LP

Keef said...

"like i said im throwing shit in a box and shipping it on my own"

luckily I trained my dogs to sniff out bombs


s

El Padrino said...

you should teach them to puke in the turlet*

/kod

El Padrino said...

you keep those mongrels in the house keef?

Keef said...

yeah. is that bad?

Keef said...

I wonder if freak thinks it's ok for a person to clean a baby's shitty diaper

El Padrino said...

no not necessarily, i mean if they are filthy and smell yeah its bad but if you take care of them no

when i was a kid my grandparents had a dog and he wasnt allowed in the living room or their bedroom, he like most of us, feared my grandfather it was funny when he got close the doorway all my pop would have to do is look at him and he'd retreat slowly with his ears down

Keef said...

yeah the dogs know when I'm home that they won't get away with shit. When it's just cmk at home, they rule the house

El Padrino said...

dogs are smat* despite what people think

El Padrino said...

do youz care about sutff like this

El Padrino said...

i dont use smithfield products but i dont think factory farming bothers me

Keef said...

"do youz care about sutff like this"

No. I wouldn't hurt an animal, but I'm not gonna try and save every animal. I think peta is ratarded

Keef said...

a brother's gotta eat

El Padrino said...

peta is retarded

humane society is a bit more sane, they know we eat meat and they dont try to change minds they just try to stop abuse

El Padrino said...

lov on fir*

Spaceman Spiff said...

you have an LOV tree topper?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Red Sox have agreed to a two-year, $12 million deal with Bobby Jenks."

O:FB awake

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yao Ming with another stress fracture in his left ankle."

dunzo forever

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug
Veteran outfielder Magglio Ordonez has reached agreement with the Detroit Tigers on a one-year, $10 million contract

El Padrino said...

loveassssssssssssss

Todd Packer said...

"dogs are smat* despite what people think"


pets suck

Keef said...

you suck

Keef said...

"dat ass"

goodness

Keef said...

I have to go here to get some gifts for cmk. Not stoked

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

just got my shopping done today


new record for me; I'm not usually done until Christmas Eve

Todd Packer said...

haven't started christmas shopping yet

Todd Packer said...

not like i need to buy a lot of things... cmtp usually takes care of most of the shopping

Todd Packer said...

buying the kids laptops this year... you want one too miez?

Todd Packer said...

gotta hit a barnes and noble for some books for my dad... i should have ordered them online weeks ago

Keef said...

"cmtp usually takes care of most of the shopping"


well, now she does

Keef said...

"buying the kids laptops this year"

minis?

BLUE said...

my addidas

Keef said...

"gotta hit a barnes and noble for some books for my dad"


I pickt* up Adam Carolla's In fifty years we'll all be chicks......and other complaints from an angry middle-aged white guy at the library today. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

Todd Packer said...

"minis?"

no, they share a dell mini right now, but it's a pos. gonna get them each a cheap 15" dell... +/- $400 range

Todd Packer said...

"I pickt* up Adam Carolla's In fifty years we'll all be chicks......and other complaints from an angry middle-aged white guy at the library today. Hopefully it doesn't suck."


that's one of the books my dad wants... he also wants "they call me bababooey" by gary del'abate and some book by greg fitzsimmons

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I got cmkod a droid; but I gave it to her yesterday...no need to wait

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I bought my sister Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace at the bookstore today

Todd Packer said...

actually cmtp just sent me a text... she's looking and gateway instead of dell... some kind of deal where they throw in a free version of office sweet*

El Padrino said...

books are the worse

Todd Packer said...

"I got cmkod a droid; but I gave it to her yesterday...no need to wait"

kod is celebrating hanukkah?

Todd Packer said...

"books are the worse"

too many big words

Beth said...

"buying the kids laptops this year... you want one too miez?"

If he doesn't, I'll take his.

Todd Packer said...

"If he doesn't, I'll take his."

sure, no problem

El Padrino said...

i dont buy cmep shit

ROMANCE

El Padrino said...

colov

El Padrino said...

i'll take $200 out of the account to buy her a gift and she'll be like wft you took $200 for

it's stupid

Todd Packer said...

"it's stupid"

separate bank accounts... colov

El Padrino said...

that's even stupider

El Padrino said...

i want some trifle

BLUE said...

blue is buying cmblue a snuggie (ns)

that's actually going to come from the kids so I don't look like an awful husband

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"If he doesn't, I'll take his."

sure, no problem


-just don't forget to delete the browsing history, dirty old man



s

Todd Packer said...

"that's even stupider"

don't knock 'til you try it... i have my own account and cmtp has her own too... we each direct deposit some money from our paychecks, but the bulk of our money gets direct deposited in a joint account for mortgage, bills and food... when i want to buy crap on my own i don't have to hear shit from her

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

separate bank accounts


smart (ns)


cmkod and I have separate bank accounts too; it's saved us from many fights about money I'm sure

Todd Packer said...

"it's saved us from many fights about money I'm sure"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"-just don't forget to delete the browsing history, dirty old man"

Don't do that, I need ideas for new sites.

BLUE said...

boobcritic.com


i told you already

Todd Packer said...

tesus time, blue?

BLUE said...

tesus talk is all a conspiracy

BLUE said...

i don't think they'll start him this week, so that way there's some interest when they start him at home next week. Or else nobody will show up to the game the day after christams to see kyle orton suck against the texans

Todd Packer said...

tesus talk is all a tespiracy*

*fixed

BLUE said...

and if tebow sucks this week, they might not show up next week.

BLUE said...

i also think the orton injury is a copout so the coach doesn't look like a douche after saying emphatically that Orton would be the starter this week.

Todd Packer said...

"Or else nobody will show up to the game the day after christams"

tesus ♥s christams

El Padrino said...

"it's saved us from many fights about money I'm sure"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i dont get it, its the same amount of money just divided into 3 seperate accounts

80% of it goes to bills/living expenses

when your married you dont have money of your own, keep telling yourself you do though, if that keeps you guys going by all means, i'd rather throw it all in one jar and habitually masturbate to ease the pain

BLUE said...

he's the gift that keeps on giving


i hope he gives everyone a big dick in a box for christams

BLUE said...

"when your married you dont have money of your own, keep telling yourself you do though, if that keeps you guys going by all means, i'd rather throw it all in one jar and habitually masturbate to ease the pain"

^^^^

plus if you have a wife that doesn't work, that's out of the questions

El Padrino said...

my wife works but i make like triple of what she makes so do you ration it out like prison food?

when in rome

Todd Packer said...

"when your married you dont have money of your own"

i do

Todd Packer said...

"my wife works but i make like triple of what she makes so do you ration it out like prison food?"

i make way more than cmtp too.... i put $400 per check in my account, her whole paycheck goes into her own account and the rest on my paycheck goes to the joint account... she doesn't have any clue how much i spend on trips, tailgating, going out or gifts... it works well. we had 1 account for years and always argued about spending.... now we don't

El Padrino said...

doesnt cmtp get mad when you spend YOUR money on tailgating food?

does she ever borrow YOUR money?

El Padrino said...

"she doesn't have any clue how much i spend on trips, tailgating, going out or gifts... it works well"

good for you
ns

BLUE said...

or how much you spend on hookers

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i'd rather throw it all in one jar



seems foolish to me, but whatever works for ya

Todd Packer said...

"doesnt cmtp get mad when you spend YOUR money on tailgating food?

does she ever borrow YOUR money?"


she gets mad if when people dontt pay for tailgating, not really how much i spend

she never borrows, but she asks me to pay for lots of things out of my own account like car repairs, plane tickets, checks at restaurant, etc...

Keef said...

"actually cmtp just sent me a text... she's looking and gateway instead of dell... some kind of deal where they throw in a free version of office sweet*"


gateway sucks. And you can get a pirated office

Keef said...

goddamn pirates

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

yeah, I cover all the shit when we go out shopping, dinner, bar, etc.

She buys all the shit for her kids and grandkids

we divided the bills right away when we moved in together, and it's pretty even.

Whenever she needs money I give it to her, but she rarely does, as she doesn't make much less money than I do.

Todd Packer said...

"gateway sucks. And you can get a pirated office"


yeah, i heard gateway sucks too.... my last pirated office was nothing but problems

El Padrino said...

"but she asks me to pay for lots of things out of my own account like car repairs, plane tickets, checks at restaurant, etc..."


so it's not your money, got it

/keef

Todd Packer said...

anyone else have gateway problems?

Todd Packer said...

"so it's not your money, got it

/keef"

well played... still nice to not have her know every detail of my spending

Keef said...

"she'll be like wft you took $200 for"



ITHSSIIRL?

Keef said...

she gangsta

Keef said...

"yeah, i heard gateway sucks too.... my last pirated office was nothing but problems"



I have a copy office XP if you want it. I've been using it for 10 years, no problems. knock on wood

hi fbi

El Padrino said...

"anyone else have gateway problems?"

need more ram
/meiz

El Padrino said...

"anyone else have gateway problems?"

not as graceful and beautiful as i like them to be

El Padrino said...

/aitch

Todd Packer said...

"I have a copy office XP if you want it. I've been using it for 10 years, no problems. knock on wood"

someone is never getting that cop job


s

Todd Packer said...

cmtp bought the gateways, damn

Todd Packer said...

maybe they will become paperweights like the dell mini

Todd Packer said...

the dell mini we have uses ubuntu instead of windows... it sucks

Keef said...

cmk & I have a joint accoutn & separate accounts. my HD check is direct deposited into the joint account. We will also put money from our accounts into the joint acct andjust use that account for bills. Like TP said, it's just nice to have a 2nd account to use to spend on your own shit. Obviously it's not "your" money when your* married, but if I go play golfing and cmk axes how much it was, I can say it was $25 when it was really $60. Lots of fights averted that way

Todd Packer said...

sotp wants an apple... if he gives any kind of look of disappointment on christams* morning when he sees his pos gateway i'm gonna punch him like a homeless guy

Keef said...

"cmtp bought the gateways, damn"

You know if it was the other way around she'd be all in your shit

Todd Packer said...

" I can say it was $25 when it was really $60. Lots of fights averted that way"

keith knows

Todd Packer said...

"You know if it was the other way around she'd be all in your shit"


she asked first... i didn't get the "keef says gateway sucks" text back to her in time

Todd Packer said...

"You know if it was the other way around she'd be all in your shit"

also, if it were the other way around, i'd be getting the kids $1000 apples because i'm a sucker. she was getting those cheap laptops before i had a chance to go shopping

Keef said...

"i'd be getting the kids $1000 apples because i'm a sucker. she was getting those cheap laptops before i had a chance to go shopping"


So you'll be buying them $400 laptops again in 2 years

El Padrino said...

" I can say it was $25 when it was really $60. Lots of fights averted that way"

a marriage of lies!
oh the agony!!!!!!

first it's lying about money then it's pussy
s

slippery rope my friend

BLUE said...

ipads...done and dun

Keef said...

It's 53° and raining now. Finally feels like December

El Padrino said...

"if he gives any kind of look of disappointment on christams* morning when he sees his pos gateway i'm gonna punch him like a homeless guy"


you tube please

Keef said...

"first it's lying about money then it's pussy"


ok slush fund

El Padrino said...

i think when i start bringing home more money it could be done but now most money goes towards bills so whats the point

El Padrino said...

ok slush fund

you missed the S

El Padrino said...

im on your side, the more you can get away with the better

team husband

Keef said...

"ipads...done and dun"

I "won" one of those at a sales meeting we had in August. I'm still waiting to get it

Keef said...

"you missed the S"

I saw it. Just sayin, you basically had the same thing with the slush fund

Todd Packer said...

"ipads...done and dun"

i don't think so

Todd Packer said...

"I "won" one of those at a sales meeting we had in August. I'm still waiting to get it"


h is running sales meeings now?

El Padrino said...

"I saw it. Just sayin, you basically had the same thing with the slush fund"


that aint no lie, we had seperate accounts first two years of marriage, it didnt work

Todd Packer said...

"meeings"

awesome

Keef said...

"h is running sales meeings now?"


Fo sho. Dude works for Jagermeister, and he owes Ipads to 6 guys. Every week someone emails him axing when we're getting them and he would alway say "Oh, my vendor is getting them this week" and then keep blaiming his "vendor" when we didn't get them. Now he doesn't even respond when we email him

BLUE said...

this guy knows about

o:FK

Todd Packer said...

"o:FK"

kentucky?

s

BLUE said...

O:FB

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"anyone else have gateway problems?"

no because i wouldnt buy one

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the dell mini we have uses ubuntu instead of windows."

damn, your son really is a celtics fan

Spaceman Spiff said...

time clock wasnt working so i sent a time correction request to my boss with an EP typo in the comment section

time cock wasn't working

BLUE said...

as i walked out of the office for lunch today I said "fuck me in the balls"

only to notice the cfo's window was open and surely heard me

BLUE said...

deja vu all over again

Keef said...

it would be suite if we had a bowl pick em

Keef said...

Y! bowl pick em

Group ID# 31883
PW: tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Danny Ainge just said on WEEI that Rajon Rondo would be out for 'a couple of weeks.' It's the ankle."

O:FB

Keef said...

Y! Golf
Group ID: #3356
PW: golf

Keef said...

"Danny Ainge just said on WEEI that Rajon Rondo would be out for 'a couple of weeks.' It's the ankle."

O:FB



BLUE said...

O:FB

December 16, 2010 5:40 PM

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ALERT: Morgan Freeman not dead, CNN retracts statement."

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

belichek trip

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck malcom floyd

Keef said...

superchargers are going to destroy the niners

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

H said...

"watched the celts/knicks game with sotp.... he's a celtics fan (pisses me off). i went nuts when it looked like the knicks won it at the buzeer only to hear him say.... "calm down, the celtics won... the knicks still suck". my response to him was "time for bed, clown""

You raised him well.

Keef said...

fuck it

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