Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Video post

It's christmas week. Nobody cares. This video must be why all the hockey players end up with hot chicks (s)



Who knew that freak looked just like Andy Samberg



and last but not least....MERRY CHRISTAMS

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BLUE said...

who knew meiz's twitter handle was samthrax

Todd Packer said...

"tp did say his kids were brats"

all kids are brats

Todd Packer said...

catching up on the amc show walking dead.... pretty good stuff

Todd Packer said...

not going to do too much tps today

El Padrino said...

how ya doin

El Padrino said...

freak is oredering a Maya Moore fathead right now

El Padrino said...

people on twitter telling me im not a sports fan because im not watching the UCONN womens play ball need a beatdown

with fists

El Padrino said...

i dont like mayo, does that make me not a sandwich fan?

El Padrino said...

but i like this Geno guy

he pretty much has been telling people to fuck off

Todd Packer said...

"freak is oredering a Maya Moore fathead right now"


what freak wants for chirstmas....i’m sure someone has already posted something like this before, but who cares

Todd Packer said...

"i dont like mayo"

mayo is the worse*

El Padrino said...

bought the guys lunch today
it's been a good week, hope it's been a good year

El Padrino said...

imported italian meats and cheeses with 6 loves of fresh hot brooklyn italian bread

El Padrino said...

i can masturbate furiously to that bread smell in the morning

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"When is kod getting sent to temhio? If I create an indian tribe will kod visit?"


-shit, if you create an Indian tribe, I can do more than just visit...I'll set up tribal courts, codes, and casinos...and of course, tax free cigs.

-I'll do it pro bono; all I ask for in return is enrollment status

Todd Packer said...

"If I create an indian tribe will kod visit?"

teminoles?

El Padrino said...

ha

Beth said...

"i can masturbate furiously to that bread smell in the morning"

So what's that, like # 300 of the things you can masturbate furiously to?

Beth said...

teminoles is hilarity.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

teminoles is hilarity.


^^^^^^^^^^

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Hey EP; tell NY to step the fuck down and stop trying to impose taxes on my cigs

El Padrino said...

"Hey EP; tell NY to step the fuck down and stop trying to impose taxes on my cigs"

quit already you retard your dying

BLUE said...

yeah, maybe stop smoking

smoking promotes terrorism

Todd Packer said...

"stop trying to impose taxes on my cigs"

bought a pack of smokes when i was in ny last month... $12.50 is ridiculous

BLUE said...

i don't hire somebody if they're a smoker (ns)

El Padrino said...

they take like 75 breaks a day

El Padrino said...

DJ Cipha Sounds of Hot 97 has been suspended indefinitely. He told his listening audience on Friday, "The reason I'm HIV negative is because I don't mess with Haitian girls." This led to a coalition of Haitian community leaders raising their voices and rallying outside of the Hot 97 headquarters, and now the Daily News reports that the station has suspended him, despite defending him at first and saying he was just a young man who made a mistake.

ha

El Padrino said...

the rex ryan audio almost made me spilt my cookies this morning

nothign worse than feet #1 then nothing worse then a fat guy smelling feet

Keef said...

"people on twitter telling me im not a sports fan because im not watching the UCONN womens play ball need a beatdown"


leave freak alone

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

bought a pack of smokes when i was in ny last month... $12.50 is ridiculous


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah, right now they are $2.50/pack here....amazing how much state taxes are levied on those things

Keef said...

"imported italian meats and cheeses with 6 loves of fresh hot brooklyn italian bread"


hdh

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"quit already you retard your dying"



we're all going to die

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

they take like 75 breaks a day


I come to the office 20 minutes early each day and don't take a lunch break to offset my 5 minute smoke break on the hour


not that I have to (my other smoking co-workers don't) but it is unfair to get extra breaks just because you smoke.

Keef said...

Just got an email that I won another iPad and I can pick itup at our office today. Suite

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i don't hire somebody if they're a smoker (ns)


I personally wouldn't be so black and white about it.....but it definitely would be a big negative for me

Keef said...

"not that I have to (my other smoking co-workers don't) but it is unfair to get extra breaks just because you smoke."


Fo sho. When I was at UoP, I got into this argument with my boss' boss every week. I my lunch went over an hour by 10 minutes, I would get an email, but if I smoked I could take a 10 minute smoke break every hour and be ok

Keef said...

*if my lunch

El Padrino said...

"Just got an email that I won another iPad and I can pick itup at our office today. Suite"

wft
you fudging numbers or really good at selling booze

JFreak said...

"but it is unfair to get extra breaks just because you smoke."

This.

Keef said...

"wft
you fudging numbers or really good at selling booze"


I can't fudge the #s. I place all my orders on my laptop so they can track them all to get the #s.

But the first Ipad I "won" wasn't about #s. That was a random drawing

El Padrino said...

anyone catch the snl xmas show last night

glengary glen - xmas was high fucking larity

Todd Packer said...

"but it is unfair to get extra breaks just because you smoke."


"new mom lady" who calls to check on their kid all the time, walks around showing pictures, talking about every little detail of their kid's life and misses all kind of time because of dr appts and sicks kids gets just as many "extra breaks" as the smoker

El Padrino said...

fire her ass

Todd Packer said...

"anyone catch the snl xmas show last night"

saw it last year.... pete schweddy is grate* too

Todd Packer said...

"fire her ass"

she's not in my dept.

El Padrino said...

steve martin's replay of the wish list also grate

Keef said...

"she's not in my dept."


he was talking to blue

s

Todd Packer said...

robert goulet christmas also funny

Todd Packer said...

"Just got an email that I won another iPad"

your new lov name should be keefpad

tem said...

"Just got an email that I won another iPad and I can pick itup at our office today. Suite"

ebay that shit.

El Padrino said...

gift one to sotp, once he opens that gateway he's gonna want the ipad

Todd Packer said...

"gift one to sotp, once he opens that gateway he's gonna want the ipad"

funny

Todd Packer said...

first sign of a problem with the gateways i'm breaking out the "i told you so" comment to cmtp

He didn't take it slow said...

mayo is the worse*


^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

january 5th* i'm breaking out the "i told you so" comment to cmtp

*fixed

El Padrino said...

as you should, they drop that shit almost prematurely

He didn't take it slow said...

IN YOU FACE rev!!

El Padrino said...

somebody better buy me scotch for xmas, im just about out

He didn't take it slow said...

freak and mize talking about woe*man's basketball on twitter last night...sad

He didn't take it slow said...

Hanks Yanks


that sounds dumb

He didn't take it slow said...

IN YOU FACE sg!

El Padrino said...

dirty dirk, stayed healthy too
guy is 7 foot

BLUE said...

but hes werman

He didn't take it slow said...

wall

El Padrino said...

Adam Schefter reporting Rex Ryan has named Sal Alosi as the producer of the foot fetish videos.

He didn't take it slow said...

wall

He didn't take it slow said...

12 days of Christmas

He didn't take it slow said...

Pearland trick play at state title game last week

El Padrino said...

fucking china

El Padrino said...

Chinese consume 50,000 cigarettes every second

kod

Keef said...

"ebay that shit."


I think filok wants to buy it

Jugdish said...

non ppr league...pick 3

lance moore @ Atlanta
Miles Austin @ AZ
Vernon Davis @ StL
Welker @ Buffalo
Braylon Edwards @ Chicago

Keef said...

"Chinese consume 50,000 cigarettes every second"


They have like 18 billion people

Keef said...

500000 per second is about 4.3 billion per day. So 1 per person

Keef said...

50000, not 500000

Jugdish said...

500000 per second is about 4.3 billion per day. So 1 per person



times ten minutes per smoke break


s

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Chinese consume 50,000 cigarettes every second

kod

-I read that living in Mexico city is the equivalent of smoking 2 packs a day due to all the air pollution. I think it's safe to assume Bejing's air quality isn't much better
-Add all the smoking; and they must have a hell of a cancer rate

BLUE said...

"12 days of Christmas"

christams*

and got darn, joakim noah is an ugly dude

BLUE said...

"lance moore @ Atlanta
Miles Austin @ AZ
Vernon Davis @ StL
Welker @ Buffalo
Braylon Edwards @ Chicago"

which one of these is not like the other one..not like the other one

BLUE said...

" I think it's safe to assume Bejing's air quality isn't much better"

this was discussed during the olympics ad nauseum

Jugdish said...

which one of these is not like the other one..not like the other one


TE=WR in this league too...should have added that

BLUE said...

nope, that's not the difference

Jugdish said...

Wes Welker

El Padrino said...

epic breakfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Shane Mosley has agreed to fight Manny Pacquiao in May"

pac on black crime

Jugdish said...

What if he plays barefoot?

Jugdish said...

tp...we betting on jess/bears this weekend? yahoo final line

BLUE said...

"Wes Welker"

damn, jug got it

BLUE said...

stupid commercials on the front of utube videos

Jugdish said...

13 more days

Jugdish said...

blue...meet us at the Tugboat

El Padrino said...

priceless

El Padrino said...

spiff you linked this?

El Padrino said...

Why Having A Toddler Is Like Living In A Frat House
10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

BLUE said...

i think they tore the tugboat down

or i heard that they did, but i haven't been up there to verify

Jugdish said...

that would suck

Todd Packer said...

"tp...we betting on jess/bears this weekend? yahoo final line"

sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you linked this?"

think meiz did, guy is from sconnie

Jugdish said...

i think they tore the tugboat down

or i heard that they did, but i haven't been up there to verify



i think this is untrue...at least i hope it is

Jugdish said...

100

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

woops, thought i had something else cnp'd

tem said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

see ya

El Padrino said...

that's harsh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources say DHoward has eye on Lakers if Magic don't win a title in next 2 years."

Spaceman Spiff said...

kobe with a fuck you to the ref at 25 seconds

El Padrino said...

"Sources say DHoward has eye on Lakers if Magic don't win a title in next 2 years."

fuck this

BLUE said...

""Sources say DHoward has eye on Lakers if Magic don't win a title in next 2 years.""

dwight ♥ being just like shaq....all the way down to the superman

BLUE said...

kobe just wanted an early shower

BLUE said...

"sources have confirmed that a deal between the New Jersey Nets and the Denver Nuggets is imminent. The source said that the only holdup is the Carmelo signing the 3 year extension and how much cash the Nets have to send to the Nuggets."

El Padrino said...

im gonna blow my brains out

El Padrino said...

Terrell Suggs doesn’t think Tom Brady is a Pro Bowler


that's some hate right there

El Padrino said...

that the yahoo report from yesterday?

tem said...

nets will send all their good players to denver and melo will be stuck with nothing in brooklyn

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

lov is a mansion with many walls

BLUE said...

the sources that confirmed that story are now backing off, saying carmelo only has some inflamation in his elbow and a death in the family

BLUE said...

sources are unconfirming

BLUE said...

nobody is going to offer a better deal than the nets.

the trick is getting melo to sign the extension to play there. Really it's like the nets have been bidding against themselves for the last 2 months.

El Padrino said...

nobody wants to play for the nets

El Padrino said...

i found Steve

"Cops: Mother abandons disabled son at SEAWORLD... "

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ESPN to air documentary on Tim Tebow on January 6"

TP/BLUE DVR alert

BLUE said...

it'll be awesome when the Broncos take Andrew Luck with the first pick in the draft

BLUE said...

larry brown fired again

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The father and son convicted in the bomb explosion that killed two police officers at a Woodburn bank should both be put to death, a jury decided today. "

extreme father son bonding

BLUE said...

they were upset about the price of cigarettes

tem said...

steve is black, black people don't go to seaworld.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chargers stadium flooded

BLUE said...

just another reason for the Chargers to move to LA

Spaceman Spiff said...

"“What started as a simple joke may now become a motion picture. Electronic Arts is developing ‘Madden Curse,’ a sports comedy that incorporates the infamous jinx, believed to strike NFL players who appear on the cover of EA’s popular ‘Madden’ video game with injury or poor performance … an individual at Electronic Arts confirmed that the company is developing a movie about the so-called curse.”"

the fuck?

Todd Packer said...

"just another reason for the Chargers to move to LA"

i thought the vikes were moving to LA

Todd Packer said...

madden movie sounds crappy

El Padrino said...

yeah read that yesterday
stupid

Todd Packer said...

"TP/BLUE DVR alert"

thanks spiff

Todd Packer said...

set the dvr for letterman on chrismas eve.... always like hearing the jay thomas story

Todd Packer said...

darlene love is always good too

El Padrino said...

jay thomas story

eddie from cheers

Todd Packer said...

no work for me tomorrow or friday and i'm off all next week... 12 days off is suite

Todd Packer said...

"eddie from cheers"

yep

El Padrino said...

suite tp

Todd Packer said...

jay tells the same story every year on letterman's last show before christmas... makes me laugh everytime

Todd Packer said...

"suite tp"

yeah, and i don't have anything planned except for the outback bowl

El Padrino said...

"jay tells the same story every year on letterman's last show before christmas... makes me laugh everytime"

yup i know it

BLUE said...

gus johnson is the voice of madden now right?

El Padrino said...

no clue havent played in 2 years

hot 360 never made it to my stoop

Keef said...

"it'll be awesome when the Broncos take Andrew Luck with the first pick in the draft"


our broncos/bengals bet is coming down to the wire

Keef said...

I guess I'm gonna make lemon chicken with flied lice tonight

El Padrino said...

i guess

Keef said...

I was gonna make kielbasa but I'm out of that


s

El Padrino said...

::whistling staring into ceiling::

BLUE said...

"our broncos/bengals bet is coming down to the wire"

shoot, who was the bet?

El Padrino said...

and blue you owe me a name change

tiger sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Unemployed Wis. Man Wins $1M In McDonald's Monopoly Game"

congrats meiz, woe is over





no, i have too much money

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

"shoot, who was the bet?"

bengals better record - blue pays for college tuition for keefs kid

broncos better record - 3 days name/pic for keef

Todd Packer said...

"and blue you owe me a name change"

ep i owe you for the uf/ark bet

Keef said...

"shoot, who was the bet?"

what spiff said

El Padrino said...

"ep i owe you for the uf/ark bet"

well looky here

Keef said...

and not an LP college tuition. All 4 years


(s)

Keef said...

"well looky here"

Yeah, he's only mentioned it about 3 or 10 times the last few weeks. TP is the anti-h

El Padrino said...

and not an LP college tuition. All 4 years


(s)


ball shot

El Padrino said...

40 is so old

El Padrino said...

tp thats it

Jugdish said...

bengals better record - blue pays for clown college tuition for keefs kid



fixed

Todd Packer said...

"Yeah, he's only mentioned it about 3 or 10 times the last few weeks. TP is the anti-h"

i know ep's track record on reading comments

El Padrino said...

i look, sometimes dont read

40 is so old said...

this guy might be dead

El Padrino said...

piece

El Padrino said...

hahahaa

40 is so old said...

time to go home.... there is no one here

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ryan Leaf has signed a deal to write three books about his life."

KNOCK IT OFF!

Keef said...

Just pickt* up the ipad. It's the 32GB one.

Walter Payton

Jugdish said...

make sure you wipe the shit off it

BLUE said...

"and blue you owe me a name change

tiger sucks"

i thought the bet was, wouldn't win a tourney this year and wouldn't win a major all of next year

so i have next year for him to win that major

either way, i'll pay up as long as you pay up when he wins the masters

Keef said...

"make sure you wipe the shit off it"

It's not that one. That dude is mailing it to my house and it's only the 16GB one.

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"epic breakfast"

welcome to twitter 2 or 3 weeks ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mark Sanchez has slight cartilage tear in right shoulder, but Jets QB says he'll play against Bears"

Mize said...

"think meiz did, guy is from sconnie"

Correct

Keef said...

wnba guy is here

H said...

This is why I sometimes hate winter in New England. I took this picture and this picture at about 2:30 PM EST this afternoon. I now look out my window and it is snowing.

Keef said...

o:fb

Keef said...

you think you've got it bad? Well, it's raining here right now

Keef said...

s

Mize said...

"wnba guy is here"


I was talking about UCLA men's team

Keef said...

Ute player calling Boise State girlsie state is hilarity

Keef said...

goddamn utes

Keef said...

utes kicker pulled a boise kicker

Mize said...

There ain't shit on TV tonight.

Keef said...

football

H said...

"::whistling staring into ceiling::"

wHeasel.

S

40 is so old said...

uf is struggling again. this time against radford... wft

40 is so old said...

boise sucks

H said...

Kevin Pollack is hosting this Money Drop show. Crazy.

H said...

Someone was desperate for a paycheck

H said...

had an awesome day with exfemH. I'm a fool.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kevin Pollack is hosting this Money Drop show. Crazy."

hfast

"Someone was desperate for a paycheck"

hfasted the joke too

Mize said...

Y! Championship this week Spiff.

H said...

Sorry Spiff. i definitely missed that.

H said...

bold

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