Thursday, December 02, 2010

Sources suck

So yesterday morning Sources said that the Gruden to Miami thing was as good as done. Later in the day Sources said that there is no chance Gruden will be coaching Miami...which is pretty much what he said frm the get go. Whoever this Sources character is needs to be fired.

I'd like to watch the first 10 minutes or so of the Heat-Cavs game tonight, but I'll be out playing our last softball game of the season. I havebeen listening to the build up to it on sports talk. How will the fans react? Extra security. Will it be another Pistons incident? Will Lebron do his stupid "worship me" routine with the chalk before the game? Booing is so cliche...its been done. What the fans should do, what Cleveland sports talk and the Cavs organization should encourage them to do is to be completely silent everytime LeBron gets the ball. Do something new. Then, everytime he scores the PA guy should just play the "Cleveland" sound file like in this link. Either way, I think this would be a game where Mize would tie his shoes.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas will be there too.

Does the pending temgagement decrease tem's odds of attending Summit II? or increase?

I did the Couture P90X plyometrics workout the other day...I'm still sore as hell. Have you done that one yet Keef?

I hope the Texans beat the Eagles tonight.

That's all I have.

197 comments:

Beth said...

"What the fans should do, what what Cleveland sports talk and the Cavs organization should encourage them to do is to be completely silent everytime LeBron gets the ball."

I love this idea. (ns) Not realistic or feasible of course, but still a great idea.

Jugdish said...

Not realistic or feasible of course, but still a great idea.


true...but the thought of it did crack me up. no way 20,000 drunk cavs fans can keep quiet. or any drunk fans for that matter

BLUE said...

the cavs organization should hand out card with the chants on them

Jugdish said...

Sources: Cam Newton's dad to give back Father of the Year Award

BLUE said...

it'll be interesting to see if he actually does the talcum powder thing

BLUE said...

the titans have changed courtland's jersey, his last name will now read innegan, as andre johnson beat the F out of him

Jugdish said...

it'll be interesting to see if he actually does the talcum powder thing


does he do that at away games?

tem said...

"Does the pending temgagement decrease tem's odds of attending Summit II? or increase?"


neither. cgtif is like cmk was at first about LOV. she thinks it is wierd, but apparently tolerates it because i do other things good.*

tem said...

i think nobody should go to the game.

0 fans.

Jugdish said...

Harrison: I'm a target



Harrison: I make myself a target


fixed

How bout them Buckeyes said...

they will boo

How bout them Buckeyes said...

booing has been going on since the romans

Jugdish said...

booing has been going on since the romans


that's true

/tp

tem said...

booing started with the evil gladiator cladius booius. the fans hated him and yelled booooo everytime he did anything.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

good idea though, i imagine a few traitor chants

How bout them Buckeyes said...

there's a business rumor around that nike is thinking about signing vick and making a redemption type commercial

Jugdish said...

good idea though, i imagine a few traitor chants



you should break out in these chants while watching it from home.

tem said...

USA USA USA USA

is the only chant allowed in the el pad home.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

happy chanukkah iam

rip

How bout them Buckeyes said...

is the only chant allowed in the el pad home.


^this

Jugdish said...

chant sheet

El Padrino said...

i like

tem said...

funny cheat.

Jugdish said...

jeter

El Padrino said...

think theres a fake baseball bard jeter site

Jugdish said...

there is a basketball one for mize


s

Jugdish said...

rut roh

Todd Packer said...

russia and qatar get to see live flopping

Hey there! said...

Thus the Rays and Twins, two of the American League's four playoff teams this fall, are faced with the unenviable position of rebuilding their bullpens nearly from scratch. Minnesota at least has Capps and Nathan to anchor the eighth and ninth innings, with lefty Jose Mijares in front of them;



-umm, returning 2 all-stars and another quality reliever in Capps, Nathan and Mijares plus the return of Neshek means we really aren't really that close to starting over from scratch.

Jugdish said...

article said "nearly" from scratch

/keef

El Padrino said...

qatar is like 1425 degrees in the summer

people will die

El Padrino said...

The Miami Heat experienced airplane troubles on their way to Cleveland for LeBron James' first game there since he left the Cavaliers.


dan gilbert is a genius

Spaceman Spiff said...

andre johnson was mic'd during last week's game

he didnt listen to schaub. also, nothing was said during the fight

El Padrino said...

top chef all stars was suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, looks like its gonna be intense

Spaceman Spiff said...

that slut wanted to kill someone

Spaceman Spiff said...

shouldnt have been talkin shit about the phillies

/rev

the photo slideshow is brutal

El Padrino said...

"that slut wanted to kill someone"

yeah, she looks like she gets covered in seaman daily

El Padrino said...

bourdain crushed fabio

El Padrino said...

"shouldnt have been talkin shit about the phillies"

jesus christ

Beth said...

"According to reporters for the Tampa Tribune and St. Petersburg Times who witnessed the exchange, Talib started the altercation when he cursed an official over a second quarter pass interference call against Tampa Bay cornerback Myron Lewis. The call, which moved the ball 24 yards, helped set up a Baltimore touchdown, which gave the Ravens a 17-3 lead.

Reporters said Talib stalked after officials once off the field and said, "You made a p**** call."

One of the officials, according to a report in the Tampa Tribune, said, "You played like a p****."


Suite* comeback by the official.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It was US vs Qatar in final round of vote"

Beth said...

I think Australia got screwed more than the US even. At least the US has had the World Cup once already.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"top chef all stars was suite"


Gotta watch it on dvr tonight

El Padrino said...

Qatar is the size of conneticut with the population of temhio

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"yeah, she looks like she gets covered in seaman daily"

Is she in the Navy?

El Padrino said...

my pick for tonight is the eagles
vick gonna swiss cheese that secondary

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Apology accepted

Jugdish said...

dude on the radio said lamar odom is going to be a hall of famer

i don't watch him much...is that right?

also...does anyone care about the basketball hall of fame?

Jugdish said...

also...does anyone care about the basketball hall of fame?


as long as Geno gets in I do.

/freak

Jugdish said...

I think Australia got screwed more than the US even. At least the US has had the World Cup once already.



PhiPha phucked us

/Rev

Jugdish said...

Cowherd: people move from Qatar to phoenix to cool off


funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

ron ron called into the rockets postgame show as luis scola

Spaceman Spiff said...

'i feel like shaq'

Jugdish said...

cool

El Padrino said...

You will need to work 264.71 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary.


suite

Jugdish said...

You will need to work 264.71 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary.


half way there

/tp

El Padrino said...

i don't watch him much...is that right?


not right

Jugdish said...

Sources: Cam Newton's Dad from Qatar

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

mize and exfmmize

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Nice work, blue

Todd Packer said...

"You will need to work 264.71 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary."

ep needs a new job

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

He deserved it

/tp

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

These are the breaks

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

You will need to work 450 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

You will need to work 322.06 years in order to make JaMarcus Russell's annual salary.


Fuck my life

El Padrino said...

ha

Todd Packer said...

"You will need to work 450 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary."

keith needs a new job too

El Padrino said...

does meiz woe about his new yob?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"keith needs a new job too"

twhnbs

El Padrino said...

"ep needs a new job"


all about the bonus man

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"does meiz woe about his new yob?"


mize died

Todd Packer said...

"You will need to work 450 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary."

i hope that doesn't include all of your jobs

Todd Packer said...

"all about the bonus man"

what's a bonus?

El Padrino said...

either a big stack of shit or a big stack of greenbacks

Todd Packer said...

bossman tolt* me yesterday no raises again this year... woe

Jugdish said...

bossman tolt* me yesterday no raises again this year... woe



bossman = obama?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins tight ends coach Jon Embree offered Colorado head coaching job"

congrats blue

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"i hope that doesn't include all of your jobs"


like I said, fml

El Padrino said...

el padrino 3

el padrino.com 3

most disgusting thing 3

anal sex is disgusting 2

dip my ladle in your 2

list of disgusting things 2

"anal sex is disgusting" 1

"through the vagina" movie slasher

searches that come up with my blog

so proud

tem said...

you need to work 0.05 yrs to match Tom Brady's annual salary / blue

El Padrino said...

like I said, fml

yup

BLUE said...

""Redskins tight ends coach Jon Embree offered Colorado head coaching job""

i could buy that

Beth said...

"you need to work 0.05 yrs to match Tom Brady's annual salary / blue"

We need one of those things for blue's salary. Results could be things like "blue earns your yearly salary for every .25 people he fires".

El Padrino said...

duh, you're rich

BLUE said...

i'm cool with either embree or bienemy

BLUE said...

i think they'll be total failures...but what do I know

El Padrino said...

kordell stweart is the man for this job

El Padrino said...

colorado used to be a powerhouse

BLUE said...

yep, then they quit paying guys...and now they suck

tem said...

there is a lesson to be learned there

El Padrino said...

if i could have went to any school (AHIK) colorado might be top 5

not sure

i stopped after top 3 (mich, texas, any cali school probably ucla)

tem said...

michigan is a terrible school to pick.

ND is awesome.

El Padrino said...

ratard

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

we're almost to 100

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"kordell stweart is the man for this job"

Michael Westbrook

Jugdish said...

you need to work 0.05 yrs to match Tom Brady's annual salary / blue



if you scroll downon that list there is a link for blue on there too

s

Jugdish said...

people who make what tom brady and blue make usually don't have to deal with this

Jugdish said...

100

El Padrino said...

yay!

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE blue!

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

jug ♥s You Tube

Jugdish said...

jug id a little bored at work today...youtube helps

Jugdish said...

id=is

Jugdish said...

jug ♥s You Tube


keef hearts rex ryne*

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I do

BLUE said...

that guy who is all vegged out for saying the phillies suck reminds me of the video spiff linked up where dudes were kicking the unconscious guy in the head.

fucked up.

Jugdish said...

I do



one day i may say those words


/tem

Jugdish said...

fucked up.


^^^^^

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

one day i may say those words and mean them

/yug



s

El Padrino said...

fucked up.


^^^^^

ditto

not exactly a holiday story, fucking spiff

El Padrino said...

wolf called

they found fmwolf's cousin dead this am, 20 years old

fucked up

El Padrino said...

*he didnt find the kid, fmwolf's aunt i assume

Spaceman Spiff said...

not exactly a holiday story, fucking EP

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

fucking lov

El Padrino said...

yeah that was ironic

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

cue uncle joey's muzak

El Padrino said...

on the bright side there is only 23 days til xmas

El Padrino said...

i havent bought shit for anyone yet

El Padrino said...

i might send tp to the mall to pick up my gifts

Todd Packer said...

"i might send tp to the mall to pick up my gifts"

shop online

Jugdish said...

i havent bought shit for anyone yet



what about my dick in a box?

/keef

Hey there! said...

"You will need to work 264.71 years in order to make Tom Brady's annual salary."

ep needs a new job"


-TP must be richer than Blue

Jugdish said...

finally!

BLUE said...

yeah, Nolan Ryan got him the hookup

Jugdish said...

they shouldn't give it to him until he grows the beard back

Todd Packer said...

"TP must be richer than Blue"

i doubt it... denver cost of living >> tampa

Hey there! said...

"At its conference today, NASA scientist Felisa Wolfe-Simon will announce that NASA has found a bacteria whose DNA is completely alien to what we know today. Instead of using phosphorus, the bacteria uses arsenic. All life on Earth is made of six components: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur. Every being, from the smallest amoeba to the largest whale, shares the same life stream. Our DNA blocks are all the same.

But not this one. This one is completely different. Discovered in poisonous Mono Lake, California, this bacteria is made of arsenic, something that was thought to be completely impossible."


pretty suite; possibly kodfast

El Padrino said...

miley tits

El Padrino said...

"i might send tp to the mall to pick up my gifts"

shop online

oh yeah

El Padrino said...

i lied, we used our Amex points for like $300 in gift cards that we'll be giving to peeps

rock center cafe, kohls, The Home Depot (say it like The Ohio State it's funny), Amex and Toys r us

chargin shit finally paid off

points baby!

El Padrino said...

tis ended badly

Spaceman Spiff said...

you giving that kohls gift card to people you secretly hate

El Padrino said...

"you giving that kohls gift card to people you secretly hate"

yes, my mother in law

ns

Todd Packer said...

"yes, my mother in law

ns"


nice work

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice

El Padrino said...

everytime i come over she tells me how nice the shirts and pants are at khols and how my father in law got a pair for $12

makes me angry i wanna fight

BLUE said...

dude, kohls rocks

BLUE said...

miley pics are fake...

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

i like kohls

Jugdish said...

same here

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I tolt* cmk we might be getting bagels instead of kielbasa and she said they'd be stale by the time they got here. I didn't think of that

Todd Packer said...

"she said they'd be stale by the time they got here"

rev didn't seem to have a problem

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

leftover turkey & stuff for dinner tonight

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"rev didn't seem to have a problem"

A) It's rev


2) I'm guessing NY to Philly shipping is faster than NY to Phoenix, unless they're sent overnight which would probably be expensive

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

That looks sarcastic, but it was ns

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

It just takes some time
little girl your* in the middle of the ride
everything everything will be just fine
everything everything will be alright alright

Todd Packer said...

j.e.w. is good stuff

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

not really

/blitler

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"miley pics are fake..."


i agree

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Chicago White Sox have finalized a four-year, $56 million deal with free-agent slugger Adam Dunn"

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

$300 car registration renewal next month

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Patriots lose Stephen Neal for the season"

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would pay triple the reg amount i pay now to not have to do a smog check

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

We only have to do an emissions test if the car is over 5 years old

Hey there! said...

never had an emission check before; I hear Cali is mad strict on that

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Like Father, Like Son" is the worst thing i've seen ao far. Seems cheap and way too personal"

cavs fan sign

buuuuuuurn

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron bobblehead in the urinal at the stadium

Spaceman Spiff said...

chanting asshole already

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

ASU footyball on ESPN, ASU bbball on ESPN2. Slow night for ESPN

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

he looks like he's trying to force being relaxed

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

no way he throws the chalk, right?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

they're booing Lebron?


s

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

And cheering Ilgauskas?


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

playing keef;s fave music for the heat intros

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I wasn't paying attention to the music, what was it?

I like the Cavs music, though

Spaceman Spiff said...

imperial march for the heat

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Joey Graham?



::flank steak::

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"imperial march for the heat"


original

Spaceman Spiff said...

cavs was eminem/nate dogg

Spaceman Spiff said...

shaq lost his powder bet if he had no

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"cavs was eminem/nate dogg"

Yeah, I liked that

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

weak powder toss

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

too boring now. Time to switch to footyball

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice way to kill the energy mo williams

I can't lift my arm said...

Matt Cassell vs the Broncos or McNabb vs the Giants?

I can't lift my arm said...

TP, standard bet on the Pats/Jets is cool with me. Final Y! line?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

cassell

I can't lift my arm said...

"cassell"

Yes, I'm leaning heavily that way.

Mize said...

I'm off tomorrow. I might be around.

I can't lift my arm said...

So there will be a lot of woe tomorrow. got it.

Todd Packer said...

"TP, standard bet on the Pats/Jets is cool with me. Final Y! line?"

sounds good

I can't lift my arm said...

This game should be epic. I'm gonna be driving the cab though. Won't see much of it.

Todd Packer said...

"This game should be epic. I'm gonna be driving the cab though. Won't see much of it."

got a feeling pats are gonna crush the jets

tem said...

Howdo I get a song that is on youtube onto my ipod as an mp3? The song is not on itunes and has never been released, but there are lots of good sounding versions of it on youtube.

Thanks and regards

Spaceman Spiff said...

listentoyoutube.com

I can't lift my arm said...

"Howdo I get a song that is on youtube onto my ipod as an mp3? The song is not on itunes and has never been released, but there are lots of good sounding versions of it on youtube."

Spiff probably knows of a program that can rip it, but i have recording software on my lap top, so i just plug a line from my headphone jack to my mic jack and record it that way if i need to.

Mize said...

I use video2mp3.net

Spaceman Spiff said...

merriman;s dictionary is on fire

Spaceman Spiff said...

joe theisman said 'nice job by walter on the short hop' like theyre playing baseball out there

Mize said...

"Matt Cassell vs the Broncos or McNabb vs the Giants?"


I'm trotting Cassell out there in a league.

Mize said...

FUCK. I should have finished my container of coleslaw at work today. Forgot I have off until Monday. It'll be sour by then.

Todd Packer said...

sour slaw is the worse*

Mize said...

I hope some folks go out tomorrow night so I can drink some.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

cole slaw is the worse

fized*

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