Friday, December 24, 2010

Santa is on his way

It's Christmas!!!! Well almost but close enough. Allow me to be the first to wish you all a Merry Christmas. And remember this holiday is about alot of different things but mostly it's about ignoring your significant other while you play with whatever cool new gadget/toy/vibrator you got. Cheers!

Now let El Padsanta hand out some gifts to the LOV hood. Some naughty, some nice.

I've been watching. /Michael Barrett

Tem - An engagement ring. Then I'm taking that shit back. See how you like it.

Keef - An I-Pad. Can't have too many. And some true goodwill for cmk and the baby.

Kod - Cigarettes. Tax free.

TP - A fucking Gateway laptop, see how you like it asshole. /SOTP

blue - I'm gonna fire your ass see how you like it.

Beth - Semen. Mine. You want my baby. I can tell.

Steve - A baseball.

Zeke - HD TV.

Meiz - See Beth.

Aitch - Rock Band, so you REALLY know what its like to be in a band.

Rev - A pile of human shit and a picture of me fisting Cliff Lee's wife while a bloody and battered Cliff Lee looks on in horror.

spiff - Far East Movement CD and a churro stick.

Jug - Ex Lax, hopefully it speeds things up.

Jfreak - Nancy Lieberman autographed tampon.

Now, unto the picks. Need to go 16-0 (AHIK) to catapult back in the top.
Spreads from Yahoo as usual not posting them though. Lazy Santa.

Dallas over AZ
Buffalo over NE
Bears over Jets
Baltimore over Cleveland
KC over Tenn
St Loo over San Fran
Miami over Detroit
Jax over Wash
San Diego over Cincy
Denver over Houston
Indy over Oakland
Green Bay over NYG
Seattle over Tampa
Philly over Minnesota
New Orleans over ATL

Again, merry christmas. I love everyone.

72 comments:

El Padrino said...

ho ho ho

Keef said...

she's not here yet

Keef said...

freak must be pisst* about diana taurasi

El Padrino said...

man face, makes cents*

El Padrino said...

you home today?

Keef said...

working

Keef said...

we get a floating holiday for xmas & new years this year

El Padrino said...

oh i see, im working too, albeit from home but still

i would like to be sleeping right now

Keef said...

fo sho

Keef said...

cmk is off so she laught* when I had to get up

El Padrino said...

"cmk is off so she laught* when I had to get up"

i would punched her in the face
/meiz

40 is so old said...

"TP - A fucking Gateway laptop, see how you like it asshole. /SOTP"

funny

40 is so old said...

good post, freak

El Padrino said...

hey pack

Mize said...

My family tries to do dry holidays.

I hate my family.

Jugdish said...

i read shit on cmtp's fb page all the time.... world of woe out there



i do not see that much woe out there in fb

Keef said...

it doesn't feel like xmas eve

Jugdish said...

no...not when its 70 + degrees

Keef said...

it's 47° (MST) right now

Jugdish said...

i do not see that much woe out there in fb



yeah just scrolled down fb comments...very little woe out there in my group. many more positive comments

El Padrino said...

i detest burping new borns

El Padrino said...

espeacially while working

Keef said...

"yeah just scrolled down fb comments...very little woe out there in my group. many more positive comments"


Can't let this opportunity pass...

you're friends with h, right?

Jugdish said...

you're friends with h, right?



yes...he is included in the woe count. just looked over the past 24 hours of comments though and he had some positive ones in there too

Keef said...

I know he has positive ones. I just had to say that

Jugdish said...

mendenhall didn't go off like i thought he would last night...suite

Mize said...

I'm hungry. I think I'm gonna have a steak.

BLUE said...

mize is living the good life....eating steak for breakfast.

he's going to use dollar bills to start a fire in the fireplace today too.

Mize said...

I went with soup instead. steak will be later.

Mize said...

I need to find somebody to get an apartment with.

Mize said...

One of my lame married friends or somebody living with their girlfriend needs to end that shit. Help a brother out.

El Padrino said...

butter xmas cookies are not easy to make

out of three batches 2 are good, one very good one good other burnt

El Padrino said...

my mouth is watering for the dinner tonight

Mize said...

wall

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"It's not my job; I'm a player, but that is why the league was so great," James said. "Imagine if you could take Kevin Love off Minnesota and add him to another team and you shrink the (league). Looking at some of the teams that aren't that great, you take Brook Lopez or you take Devin Harris off these teams that aren't that good right now and you add him to a team that could be really good.

"I'm not saying let's take New Jersey and let's take Minnesota out of the league. But hey, you guys are not stupid, I'm not stupid, it would be great for the league."


-ummm, sounds like that is exactly what you're saying Lebron

Keef said...

"mendenhall didn't go off like i thought he would last night...suite"


Didn't look so good for you when he ran for 30 yds on their first play

Mize said...

"I'm not saying let's take New Jersey and let's take Minnesota out of the league. But hey, you guys are not stupid, I'm not stupid, it would be great for the league."


What LBJ doesn't understand is that contraction costs lots of people their jobs. Stop fucking with other people's money, LeBron. Moron.

Jugdish said...

Didn't look so good for you when he ran for 30 yds on their first play



i didn't watch.

Mize said...

Congrats to Spiff on the Y! championship.

"@BiggBlueWstside
#ESPN FFL - Texans WR Andre Johnson (ankle sprain) did not practice Friday, will be a game-time decision Sunday"

Mize said...

Is this really all we've got today?

Keef said...

The package from Fedex was the other ipad. Suite tits

Keef said...

"i didn't watch."


it still happened

Keef said...

"Congrats to Spiff on the Y! championship."


Your* in a pissing contest with a racezorse

Jugdish said...

it still happened


true...but i didnt worry about it as much

Keef said...

Marlins ink Nolasco to 3-year, $26.5M extention


pardon?

Keef said...

this ipad is fuggin suite.

Mize said...

"this ipad is fuggin suite."

Do you or are you gonna hook it up w/internets?

Keef said...

It's connected to my wifi right now

Keef said...

or do you mean am I gonna get sprint service?

Keef said...

i'm just now getting into the d/l podcasts from itunes phenomenon

Mize said...

"or do you mean am I gonna get sprint service?"


Didn't know you could just wifi it.

Mize said...

"i'm just now getting into the d/l podcasts from itunes phenomenon"

Look into podomatic, too.

I hear you should look into the Flipboard app, too.

Keef said...

I'm not gonna get too crazy with the podcasts. I don't have that much time to listen to shit

Mize said...

Flipboard. Looks really suite. Watch the video.

Keef said...

i gotta get the keyboard for this thing

JFreak said...

"I'm not gonna get too crazy with the podcasts. I don't have that much time to listen to shit"

I figure driving around would be the perfect time to listen to stuff.

Keef said...

i'm a mouse guy

/mize

Keef said...

"I figure driving around would be the perfect time to listen to stuff."

yeah, after I posted that I thought about that. Sometimes I react before I thimk*

JFreak said...

It happens.

Keef said...

Only thing I wouldn't like about it is that I already have my laptop in my car all day. Then I would also have the ipad in there. More shit to have stolen

Mize said...

"i gotta get the keyboard for this thing"

I assume that's just a quick download, at most. No?

Keef said...

jesus, I sound like LP right there

JFreak said...

Just use the laptops for podcasts. Or is it a work computer?

Keef said...

"I assume that's just a quick download, at most. No?"

I'm sure it is. I wasn't talking about that. I was saying in general it would be nice to have the keyboard so I don't have this screen keyboard that covers half the page

Keef said...

"Just use the laptops for podcasts. Or is it a work computer?"

work computer, I don't really want to d/l itunes onto that

Keef said...

i feel like a ratard right now. I've got itunes open on the ipad and I already synct* all my music from the desktop. Now I can't find how to get to it, all I can see is shit I can buy

Keef said...

figured it out. I really am a ratard. There was an itunes icon on the screen that I kept hitting and it would take me to the store. There's an ipod icon that takes you to the regular itunes

Keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

wall

H said...

"Aitch - Rock Band, so you REALLY know what its like to be in a band"

That's cold, you.

H said...

"I really am a ratard."

We know

Jugdish said...

Merry Christmas!!

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