Wednesday, December 01, 2010

It's December

Believe it

Next 3 weeks will fly right by.

Unemployment is running out for a bunch of americans, congress won't extend it again. You know, if you've been out of work for 99 weeks (almost 2 full years), maybe it's time to take a good long look in the mirror.

Blue forecasts gas prices to increase 18% in 2011

Turkey or Ham for Christmas dinner?

Why not both /rev

CU is going to hire a guy who's never been a coordinator, let alone a head coach. But...he's the rb coach for the vikings and look at how great their rbs have been, i'm sure it's all because of his coaching.

Blue is fighting the good fight for his company's employees. He's pushing for a decent raise for everyone, the CFO is trying some trickeration thinking employees are dumb. Blue won the last round as the CEO sided with him.

I have an idea to cut the deficit, maybe reduce the number of congressmen/women. Reduce the number of people on the president's cabinet. Reduce the NASA...richard branson is doing it privately and will make a shitload of money at it, and the US loses billions. Get rid of the USPS. Nobody needs pottery barn magazines anyway. Start selling our intelligence secrets on ebay. Lastly Obama should call one of those consumer credit counseling services and maybe they can help set up a payment plan and reduce interest rates...it would ding our credit, but that's ok, our credit is shit anyway.

I just saved us 2 Trillion/year. Done and done.

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Beth said...

Jordan's response (thru Nike of course) to LeBron's "What Should I Do?" commercial

I can't decide if this is cool or cheesy, but I'm leaning towards cool.

BLUE said...

i like that commercial

BLUE said...

wall

tem said...

ham for christmas dinner

tem said...

" have an idea to cut the deficit, maybe reduce the number of congressmen/women. Reduce the number of people on the president's cabinet. "

been pitching this idea for years...why do we need like 500 congressmen?

tem said...

same at the state lvl...why the hell does ohio need all these state congressmen?

BLUE said...

plus with less congressors maybe they'd spend less money on useless crap

How bout them Buckeyes said...

jordan crushed him again

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"been pitching this idea for years...why do we need like 500 congressmen?"

checks and balances?

How bout them Buckeyes said...

plus country is divided into districts, or states are divided into districts and each district needs a rep, hence 435 reps

Hey there! said...

why do we need like 500 congressmen?


because in the Senate, all states of course have the same number of reps (2). It's crazy that a state like HI would have totally equal say on national affairs as a state like Cali.
-So.....I don't see how you can really balance this out in the House without having that many Congressmen there.

Hey there! said...

Also, there really are less members of the House per capita than ever before; population keeps increasing but the number of Congressmen doesn't

Hey there! said...

well, at least total number stays the same; state numbers will change after census results become official in 2012 or 2013

Hey there! said...

phew, APs ankle is just a sprain, the postseason dream lives on for Vikes fans



ssssssssss

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Also, there really are less members of the House per capita than ever before; population keeps increasing but the number of Congressmen doesn't

^

excellent point

How bout them Buckeyes said...

that leads to an immigration problem, illegals coming here popping out kids and shit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Turkey or Ham for Christmas dinner?"

Lobster

How bout them Buckeyes said...

growing up it was always ham but now that i go to mother in laws all the time they never do the same thing twice

last year they did a prime rib
which was overcooked to hell but still tasty

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i say lobster because my uncle started a tradition on xmas day grilled lobster tails

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i'm not a big ham fan

i sound like dr suess with that one

How bout them Buckeyes said...

much prefer a pork shoulder vs a candied ham

Jugdish said...

I can't decide if this is cool or cheesy, but I'm leaning towards cool.



cool

How bout them Buckeyes said...

xmas eve is my favorite

wish someone was alive to cook scungili properly like grandma used to do

she also rocked out a sick tripe dish

tripe is fantastic if cooked right (takes a long time)

Jugdish said...

split

Jugdish said...

i like ham. we've been havng italian food the last few years. and this year too.

Beth said...

"cool"

What's keeping me from totally committing to cool is that this was Nike creating an ad to respond to an earlier Nike ad. That's the part that seems kinda shady to me. The sentiment and production of it all are definitely cool, or would be if it really came from Jordan.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

split

jugfast from maybe a year ago

Jugdish said...

jugfast from maybe a year ago


damn

How bout them Buckeyes said...

jordan built nike

it's fucking cool

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i can wait to meet my kid

How bout them Buckeyes said...

fucking pumped

Jugdish said...

That's the part that seems kinda shady to me. The sentiment and production of it all are definitely cool, or would be if it really came from Jordan.



you're thinking too much about this. just look at the IN YOU FACE LeBron aspect.

Jugdish said...

i can wait to meet my kid



well you're going to have to

Jugdish said...

s

Jugdish said...

kod

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i'm going to london in 2011

How bout them Buckeyes said...

that's be awful, keep the vikes in minny, it's good footyball city

How bout them Buckeyes said...

rumor is that commercial is a mashup, not real

Jugdish said...

rumor is that commercial is a mashup, not real


probably, but still cool

How bout them Buckeyes said...

absolutely

Jugdish said...

Sources: Gruden took a flight to Miami after the monday night game




other Sources: he lives there

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Los Angeles Jaguars!

just move the Chargers there and be done with it

How bout them Buckeyes said...

or the raiders again

stop being silly

How bout them Buckeyes said...

what's it like 1200 miles from SD to LA?


/ep

How bout them Buckeyes said...

duke/mich st. tonight

still no sign of the ratard
he's dead

Jugdish said...

just move the Chargers there and be done with it


i heard that too. don't the jags make the most sense because they don't have much support down there. maybe they do this year since they are decent...I haven't been keeping up with that

Hey there! said...

"that's be awful, keep the vikes in minny, it's good footyball city"


yeah, losing the North Stars was crushing, and this would be 1000X worse than that.

It's looking bad though. Horrible economic times + 2 new publicly financed stadiums in Mpls within the past two years + an owner is going to move the team if Minni doesn't approve public financing for new stadium = LA Vikings

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"i heard that too. don't the jags make the most sense because they don't have much support down there. maybe they do this year since they are decent...I haven't been keeping up with that"

getting 62K a game, no blackouts
not bad for jville

How bout them Buckeyes said...

just move the browns again

then ohioans will really kill themselves

Jugdish said...

just move the browns again


I always tell the Texans fas that it will suck when they move to L.A. and become the L.A Texans

Jugdish said...

fas=fans

How bout them Buckeyes said...

they'd have to change the name

LA Los Angelelites

Jugdish said...

LA Los Angelonians

Jugdish said...

LA Mize

How bout them Buckeyes said...

spiff i've been downloading music from youtube to the ipod lately

it's perfect for a few songs that you want and is fast

you probably know this shit already

Jugdish said...

droopy dog would be the mascot of the mize


s

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Hi FBI!

Hey there! said...

They could take a cue from the Angels and become the Minnesota Vikings of Los Angeles

Jugdish said...

win win

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Send the Jets to LA

How bout them Buckeyes said...

blue, see tulo's pressconference?

pratcially jerked off to Derek Jeter

Todd Packer said...

"we've been havng italian food the last few years. and this year too."

we always have italian food for christmas

How bout them Buckeyes said...

lousy weather

Todd Packer said...

"Send the Jets to LA"

stop it

How bout them Buckeyes said...

boyz II men performed last night at the tree lighting ceremony

sans the dude with the cane

did he die?

Todd Packer said...

"lousy weather"

good, i'm glad misst* it

How bout them Buckeyes said...

it's officially xmas season now that 30 Rock is lit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"good, i'm glad misst* it"


oh yeah how did your battle with the cold go?

BLUE said...

"pratcially jerked off to Derek Jeter"

he's always been a huge Jeter fan

Todd Packer said...

"boyz II men performed last night at the tree lighting ceremony"

when the group after boyz came on to perform they played the boyz ii men song again.... kinda like the simpson snl thing

Todd Packer said...

"oh yeah how did your battle with the cold go?"

not bad... the coldest for me was about 7:00am at the parade

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Women Hide Stolen Merchandise in Fat Rolls... "

Todd Packer said...

ep, i almost send you some drunk texts to try and get you to come out thanksgiving night

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"the coldest for me was about 7:00am at the parade"


tv doesnt do those floats justice, those fuckers are HUGE

BLUE said...

drunk sexts


/fized

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"ep, i almost send you some drunk texts to try and get you to come out thanksgiving night"

suite, i stayed local was in brooklyn, would have entertained the idea but probably wouldnt have happened

one day, you come up enough

How bout them Buckeyes said...

A few weeks after Aitken's trial over the summer, Morley learned that Christie was not going to reappoint him, due in part to a 2009 case in which he dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown cop accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves. Morley said there was no way of knowing whether the calves had been "puzzled" or "tormented" by the officer's actions.



WFT

How bout them Buckeyes said...

guy doing 7 years despite not breaking the law

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What's keeping me from totally committing to cool is that this was Nike creating an ad to respond to an earlier Nike ad."

nike created the 2 separate ads, someone just did some suite editing, nike didnt create this, theyre not gonna shit on lebron

"rumor is that commercial is a mashup, not real"

its a fact, its lebrons commercial with jordans old commercial, created by someone and put on youtube

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff i've been downloading music from youtube to the ipod lately

it's perfect for a few songs that you want and is fast

you probably know this shit already":

i use torrents

How bout them Buckeyes said...

torrents is better for a chunk of songs or whole albums

plus i struggle with some of them sometimes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sans the dude with the cane"

he left the group a while back, almost a decade ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

"torrents is better for a chunk of songs or whole albums"

cmon bro

"plus i struggle with some of them sometimes"

HELP!

BLUE said...

jordan is jordan brand.

nike is nike


different entities, although under the same umbrella, 2 seperate companies

How bout them Buckeyes said...

torrent sites i mean

the process is fine

BLUE said...

it's like old navy and gap

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"different entities, although under the same umbrella, 2 seperate companies"


Nike is the company.

Jordan is a brand. I dont think it's two seperate companies.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

well maybe through a subsidiary relationship

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Created by: Tom Hinueber

...If you read the original description, this is in fact a mash-up and I never represented it as anything but... So I'm setting the record straight, this is not affiliated with Nike, Lebron, Michael Jordan or any of their brands. This was created by myself, Tom Hinueber as an artistic expression...Thank you all, as a film student working hard at his craft... If you are an intellectual property lawyer for Nike please read the following- I am a fan of Nike and their wonderful ad campaigns, which is why I decided to create this video. I consider this video to be fair use, and an artistic expression which transcends both of the original commercials used to create it."

How bout them Buckeyes said...

dirty bit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

::dance::

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources told CaneSport ...barring a last minute glitch, Jon Gruden will be the next Miami coach"


WFT is this shit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

spiff loves the Far East Movement

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"WFT is this shit"


smoke/fire

BLUE said...

gruden loves south florida

BLUE said...

wft is gird?

Hey there! said...

"I consider this video to be fair use"


Good for him; obviously he brushed up on some IP law

BLUE said...

my left testicle hurts

BLUE said...

maybe I have ball cancer

How bout them Buckeyes said...

show it to hot receptionist

BLUE said...

she asked if she could kiss it and make it better (s)

tem said...

"-So.....I don't see how you can really balance this out in the House without "


maybe have like 250 instead of 500.

Hey there! said...

"maybe I have ball cancer"


maybe you have a torsion




s

Keef said...

sleepy

How bout them Buckeyes said...

looking for a leaf blower

homeowners anything i should know?

not the backpack ones my uncle isnt a ghostbuster

How bout them Buckeyes said...

nevermind i found some good stuff on the interwebs

Keef said...

"nevermind i found some good stuff on the interwebs"


This interwebs gimmick is going to catch on

Keef said...

I've used my leaf blower once in 6 months

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"This interwebs gimmick is going to catch on"

i'm a big word of mouf guy

old school

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"I've used my leaf blower once in 6 months"

makes sense, you should be using the vaccuum part to suck up dogshit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

or buy some vapoo-rize

Keef said...

vapoorize would be suite

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"vapoorize would be suite"

agree

/drew brees

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

How bout them Buckeyes said...

another 25K for harrison what seemed pretty fucking clean

BLUE said...

led with his helmet


he was flagged on the play too

can't lead with your helmet

How bout them Buckeyes said...

simmons up

Spaceman Spiff said...

its about getting his daughter to like the celtics over the lakers, read at your own risk

tem said...

simmons column was funny if you consider how much he is fucking with his daughter's head.

tem said...

he is already the dad who is going to live vicariously through his daughter's athletics.

tem said...

she's fucking 5 and he is all over her skills.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

jesus

How bout them Buckeyes said...

he's right about the they'll beleive anything part

and i did the scooby doo trick on mine in regards to charlie brown

Keef said...

I like how SG starts talking about how his daughter fights going to bed at night, like no other kid does that

Keef said...

"he is already the dad who is going to live vicariously through his daughter's athletics."


I hope my daughter can make the WNBA

/rev

Keef said...

I hope the girl me & my life partner adopt can play for Geno Auriemma

/freak

Keef said...

I hope the rest of the team looks up to my daughter

/LP

Keef said...

I hope my daughter gets a National Championship ring, and then gives it back

/tem

Keef said...

I hope the girl me & my life partner adopt becomes a cheerleader for the Lions

/mize

Keef said...

I hope my girl has some wicked soccer skills for the Portuguese national team

/h

Keef said...

I hope my girl becomes a female Tesus

/TP

Keef said...

I hope the girl that me & my life partner adopt is a world class runner

/beth

Keef said...

I hope my girl becomes the next Tesus

/blue

Jugdish said...

nice run

Jugdish said...

i hope my girl is not a hot receptionist

/blue

How bout them Buckeyes said...

I hope my girl does things with grace and beauty.

/h

Keef said...

I hope my step-daughter stays out of jail

/kod

Keef said...

tem
Is femtem cool with having to give back her ring at some point?

Keef said...

When she's in the ninth grade, I can't have some senior showing up with a Gasol beard, a USC hat and an SUV shaking my hand and saying that they're "just going out for a bite to eat," only he's going to have that barely perceptible, "I've felt your daughter's boobs before, and I'm going to do it again tonight" smirk on his face, followed by me stabbing him to death and serving the mandatory sentence.




That made me laugb

Keef said...

laugh

Keef said...

cam newton is eligible

Keef said...

Here's your loophole, mize

BLUE said...

so Auburn ruled him ineligible, then immediately sought reinstatement, and it was granted?


wft is that?

BLUE said...

THAT's THE SEC


/zek

BLUE said...

CU people continue to think that since Les Miles once was an assistant at CU that he'd be willing to take a 50% pay cut to come back and coach in Boulder.

idiots

plus he'd have to pay his huge buyout (only school that he has an out clause for is Michigan).

Morons

BLUE said...

and wall

BLUE said...

tem is busy looking for temgagement rings

BLUE said...

beth is busy selling her temgagement ring

BLUE said...

ep is busy looking for cock rings

BLUE said...

jug is busy letting freedom ring

BLUE said...

tp is looking in the couch for his tebow ring

BLUE said...

keith wonders why he got the nipple ring

Beth said...

Maybe I should sell my temgagement ring to Tem.

(If I didn't give it back that is.)

BLUE said...

mize is showing off his newest toe ring

BLUE said...

(If I hadn't already sold the stone to a jeweler and had the band melted down and sold for the price of gold..that is)

Todd Packer said...

keith, who one* our bengals/jets bet... never looked at the spread. i assume the jets covered

Beth said...

Speaking of bets, tem we betting on the Falcons-Bucs this weekend?

Jugdish said...

keef is a weasel?

Jugdish said...

i should post a new name and pic for rev on fb our ot principle

Todd Packer said...

standard bet for the pats/jets, h?

i think the pats are going to kill the jets this time

Hey there! said...

"I hope my step-daughter stays out of jail"


hilarity

Hey there! said...

hey Keith, I owe you name/pic change for Liriano Cy Young bet; I'm about done with this name/pic change to Jug....so let me know whenever you got something and want me to switch

Jugdish said...

I'm about done with this name/pic change to Jug....


yeah you're way past that. you didn't take switching back slow

Todd Packer said...

"you didn't take switching back slow"

eteo

BLUE said...

he did take switching back slow

BLUE said...

grizzly adams does have a beard

Jugdish said...

yeah that's what i meant.

Jugdish said...

tps has me distracted

How bout them Buckeyes said...

you sound like your from london

i say that all the time after i talk to a london guy/girl

Keef said...

"keith wonders why he got the nipple ring"


Yeah that was dumb

Keef said...

"keith, who one* our bengals/jets bet... never looked at the spread. i assume the jets covered"

Spread was 10 I think. They won by probably double that

Keef said...

I love Amazon. I do probably 75% of my Xmas shopping there

Keef said...

it was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine

JFreak said...

"It seems like Freak's been to a brazillion games this year"

I've got Colts season tickets. So maybe that's why.

BLUE said...

i have broncos season tickets

both freak and I get to see a lot of losing

Keef said...

hsil's bday is this Friday. a few weeks ago, cmk says to me hey do you want to go into work at HD that night becase we're going to be going out to dinner for her birthday". I said no. She axes why. I say I don't want to go. She starts giving me shit about it, and I say I don't want to go because there won't be any other dudes there and it's gonna be a bunch of girl drama because that's all it ever is. So then cmk is pissed. Last night she says "You don't have to go on Friday, it's just going to be hsil & her friends and csil & me". I said OK, I wasn't going anyway. Oh, and apology accepted. I've got her saying woe & apology accepted now, so at least she laught*

Keef said...

You know what I love the most about this time of year? The Salvation Army bell ringers


















s

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Daddy got Colts season tickets. So maybe that's why"

*ficced

BLUE said...

freak is a baller now

he's an international boom mic holder

tem said...

"Is femtem cool with having to give back her ring at some point?"

cross that bridge when i get to it. hopefully won't get to it.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"hsil's bday is this Friday. a few weeks ago, cmk says to me hey do you want to go into work at HD that night becase we're going to be going out to dinner for her birthday". I said no. She axes why."

isnt it not to go to work

tem said...

"Speaking of bets, tem we betting on the Falcons-Bucs this weekend?"

no. i am scurred.

Jugdish said...

isnt it not to go to work


no, the party was at HD.

tem said...

yeah i think keef should go into to work to avoid dinner

tem said...

"no, the party was at HD."

hsil is mexican?

Jugdish said...

not sure, I'd have to see her papers

tem said...

keef better call his boss and tell him that he wasn't at the party.

Jugdish said...

cmk already knows

tem said...

ISWYDT

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"SACRIFICE: Obama offers to delay Hawaiian vacation for tax talks..."

what a guy

tem said...

wallerino

Beth said...

"no. i am scurred"

Wuss.

Jugdish said...

LeBron going back to Cleveland is like Rocky fighting in Russia. All he has to do is give them the "If I can change..." speech after the game.

Keef said...

"cross that bridge when i get to it. hopefully won't get to it."


tem: will you marry me?
femtem: yes
tem: (as he's putting ring on finger) don't get too attached to this thing

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i hope they throw batteries

Keef said...

"isnt it not to go to work"

Yes. THISIIRL

How bout them Buckeyes said...

well she knows the temistory so she shouldnt be shocked

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Boyz II Men formed at the Philadelphia High School for Creative and Performing Arts in 1988 as a quintet. Michael McCary left the group in 2003 due to health issues, and original member Marc Nelson left the group before its first studio recording to pursue a solo career."


good call spiff

way to go marc nelson

Keef said...

"yeah i think keef should go into to work to avoid dinner"


Yeah that's what I was doing all along

Keef said...

block

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