Monday, December 06, 2010

It's a boy

LP had his kid. Well, I guess technically cmlp had it. He was a few weeks early, so it sounds like there were some complications, but little man will pull through it. I'm not a guy who prays, but I said a few words to the man upstairs this weekend.

Ducks & Newtons are gonna play for it all in January. I'm really looking forward to this game. The O/U will probably be about 78. Most people probably think it's a lock that Auburn is going to win. THEY'RE IN THE SEC!!!! But I like the Ducks' chances. They have 2 redonk RBs, and their QB makes good, quick decisions. Auburn obviously has Newton, and a solid defense that bends but doesn't break. My pick is.......
::puts on Duck mascot head::

I was rooting for USF to beat UConn so that Wava would play in the Fiesta Bowl and tem would come out and we would go get fuckt* up. Oh well. Say la vee*.

Tiger choked on Sunday. McDowell played ok, but made some heee-uuuuuuge putts down the stretch. But Tiger choked. He played grate* for 3 days, then gave it away. But at least he was in contention, which means people will watch golf again.

I signed up for Twitter this weekend. I'm not happy about it. I hate it. But I love it.

Fuck the Bengals. They find every way possible to lose. I hope they lose out, fire Marvin, and end up with a top 2 pick. I'd like them to have the #2 pick, ideally. Because then whoever has #1 will take Cam Newton and the goddman Bengals can draft Andrew Luck. Newton just seems like he's way too immature to be a successful NFL QB. He's the next Vince Young. Luck has been playing in a pro set offense under Harbaugh, so I think he'll be a solid pro. But what do I know? I thought ND (the college, not the state) would be in a BCS game this season.

Jason Werth signed a redonk deal with the Nationals. Maybe it's just me, but I don't see him as an $18mil per year kind of player. He does things well, but isn't grate* in any one area. But what do I know? I thought the White Sox would make the World Series.

I didn't play goddman softball tonight because THE Home Depot had a company xmas party at a local park. We had a 3 on 3 basketball tourney and my team finished in 2nd place. Woe.

Jets/Pats tonight. WHOYAGOT???

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H said...

Congrats, EP. I'm sure the little guy will be just fine.

H said...

"He's the next Vince Young."

Why? Because they're both black??

/Steve

H said...

Pats need to establish the run early and oftne if they want a shot at winning this game.

Beth said...

I haven't been on LOV for a few days so just found out about EP's kid. Good luck EP and congrats!

H said...

Good morning, Beth.

H said...

Damn west coasters. I have nothing to distract me on a slow morning when no one is commenting.

Beth said...

Hey H, how's that "dangerous life" going? :-)

H said...

So at least ya did some weekend ketchup* Beth. haha

Life is beautiful, what can I say?

tem said...

was the kid born today?

if so it shares a bday with the most awesome person ever.

tem said...

sounds like it was born over the weekend though.

tem said...

i did not ketch up

tem said...

" I'm not a guy who prays, but I said a few words to the man upstairs this weekend."


so bilok moved in upstairs now?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"if so it shares a bday with the most awesome person ever."

Adrien Zmed?

BLUE said...

cam newton is more like daunte culpepper than vince young...people keep saying vince young...but i don't like those people

tem said...

" was rooting for USF to beat UConn so that Wava would play in the Fiesta Bowl and tem would come out and we would go get fuckt* up. Oh well. Say la vee*."

me too. not sure what bowl they got (champps sports or something), but i won't be going to it because i will be in Notre Dame* that day.

BLUE said...

"i did not ketch up"

me neither, it was on cmlp's facebook

tem said...

"Adrien Zmed?"

he was the bad guy that came around and was cool at the end.

maxwell caulfield was the british guy who was a dork but was secretly really cool.

either that or michelle pfeiffers leather pants willed him to become cool so he could get into them.

tem said...

"cam newton is more like daunte culpepper than vince young...people keep saying vince young...but i don't like those people"

culpepper is black too, so you don't like him either.

tem said...

cam newtown is like randall cunningham

BLUE said...

except not as cool as randle cunningham

BLUE said...

randle? randall?

whatever...cam newton is like warren moon

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"cam newton is more like daunte culpepper than vince young...people keep saying vince young...but i don't like those people"

culpepper wasn't a running QB

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"not sure what bowl they got (champps sports or something), but i won't be going to it because i will be in Notre Dame* that day."


You could go get fuckt* up with TP

H said...

TP won't actually meet anyone from LOV. He keeps talking about it, but then keeps blowing off EP

BLUE said...

"culpepper wasn't a running QB"

he was at UCF

H said...

Keef, you having a superbowl party this year? I may want out of dodge soon. haha

BLUE said...

fine...steve mcnair.

cam newton is like steve mcnair

BLUE said...

hopefully some hot chick doesn't shoot him in the head

BLUE said...

at least not in the next 40 days

H said...

"hopefully some hot chick doesn't shoot him in the head"

Was the chick who killed McNair hot? I don't think I've ever seen a pic.

::Spiff bat signal::

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Keef, you having a superbowl party this year? I may want out of dodge soon. haha"

I will probably have other things going on near super bowl time

BLUE said...

"Was the chick who killed McNair hot? I don't think I've ever seen a pic."

she was pretty hot...not model hot, but good normal chick hot

BLUE said...

if you could call her normal after she shot him and kilt herself

H said...

You can watch the game while CMK is delivering. I fail to see the problem.

BLUE said...

"I will probably have other things going on near super bowl time"

so...no.

got it

BLUE said...

h can sleep in the nursery with the baby

El Padrino said...

hi guys thanks for all the well wishes and thoughts

H said...

"h can sleep in the nursery with the baby"

It would be hard to tell which one was crying.

/LOV

H said...

Hey EP. Is all well, bro?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Was the chick who killed McNair hot? I don't think I've ever seen a pic."


She was fairly hot. Middle eastern chick I think

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"h can sleep in the nursery with the baby"


I don't want him eating the kid


s

H said...

Babies are too fatty. No worries, Keef.

H said...

BTW, were we serious about doing the Summit 2.0 in New Orleans?

BLUE said...

c'mere baby....get in my belly

http://imgur.com/X4eJ3.jpg

tem said...

oh yeah, congrats ep. did you name the kid tem?

BLUE said...

fucking preview

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

suite picture

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

O/U on Auburn/UO is 74.5

tem said...

over

El Padrino said...

"Hey EP. Is all well, bro?"

well enough thanks
cmep is recovering nicely and should be home tomorrow

the lil guy is gonna need a little bit more time in nicu to get stronger but hes doing good

El Padrino said...

i did not name him tem

tem said...

cgtif works as a pharmacist in the nicu.

tem said...

probably not the same one bbelpad is in.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

BCS got it wrong putting TCU in the rose bowl. Stanford/Sconnie would of* been suite

El Padrino said...

"cgtif works as a pharmacist in the nicu."

those nurses, i cannot say enough about them, just awesome

what a job, they must go home feeling so good about themselves, they do everything they can for those babies and parents it's just so awesome, so much fulfillment out of a profession and im sure there are bad days, not every baby is as fortunate as mine but they do everything they can to help

incredible people

tem said...

BCS is never wrong.

H said...

Is it your birthday, Tem?

tem said...

"they must go home feeling so good about themselves, they do everything they can for those babies and parents it's just so awesome"

from what i can tell so far they beat themselves up a lot when they can't help a baby.

the tough cases bring them down more than the good cases lift them up....if that makes sense.

El Padrino said...

adrian gonzalez is on the red socks?

tem said...

yes today is my birthday.

tem said...

cgtif walks around with the docs on rounds and tells the docs what kinds of drugs and dosage levels to give the kids.

H said...

"yes today is my birthday."

Facebook didn't tell me. Happy, happy, bro.

H said...

"adrian gonzalez is on the red socks?"

Yup. Presser at 11 AM EST

El Padrino said...

"the tough cases bring them down more than the good cases lift them up....if that makes sense."

totally makes sense
some terrible terrible shit these eyes have seen in that unit

El Padrino said...

happy birthday temwr187

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

happy, happy tem

El Padrino said...

7 years 126MM for jayson werth?

what the fucking fuck

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

that's what I'm sayin

tem said...

he's werth every penny


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

"LP had his kid. Well, I guess technically cmlp had it. He was a few weeks early, so it sounds like there were some complications, but little man will pull through it. I'm not a guy who prays, but I said a few words to the man upstairs this weekend."

thanks keef, that was nice

tem said...

i'm not sure he is werth it.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

tem said...

they didn't get their moneys werth.


ahahahahahahahahahahhaha

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

fucking tem

H said...

"thanks keef, that was nice"

Scary when he does that, huh?

H said...

Don Meredith. Dead.

H said...

Meredith. Santo. Who's 3?

tem said...

werth the risk?


ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

H said...

Wow, less than a minute before Adrian Gonzalez praises God...

H said...

Says he's always been a Sox fan. I think I call BS on that one.

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats EP

H said...

And now he said he's excited to be the Yankees. This makes me happy.

H said...

Someone definitely told him how to endear himself to Red Sox fans.

Spaceman Spiff said...

once i saw ortons stats, i knew keef started him after what he said last week, thanks keef, needed that win

Spaceman Spiff said...

would like to thank reggie wayne too

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would enjoy this horrible stretch for peyton more if i wasnt surprised by it

Spaceman Spiff said...

absolutely destroyed EP in yahoo, unless brady goes off for 105 points

Spaceman Spiff said...

had some beignets yesterday, twas awesome

H said...

"i would enjoy this horrible stretch for peyton more if i wasnt surprised by it"

How can you be surprised by it? Dude is throwing to nobodys. They have no run game and Peyton is getting smacked nearly every snap.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lol, nobodies

H said...

IHISIIRL

Spaceman Spiff said...

wasnt making fun of the HDH, was laughing at you calling their WR nobodies

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"And now he said he's excited to be the Yankees"


So he's a Yankee now?

H said...

Reggie Wayne is obviously good. Pierre Garcon can be, but can disappear at times too. Plus he has a lot of key drops. Austin Collie has been injured. Dallas Clark is out and he is Manning's security blanket. This is not the same cast of prolific receivers they usually have.

I HATE the Colts and I'm glad they are losing, but ya can't put it ALL on Manning. He's trying too hard to force the ball where he shouldn't.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

wayne & garcon aren't nobodies

H said...

*beat. Man, the HDH is off the charts today!

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Dallas Clark is out and he is Manning's security blanket."


Tamme has been solid. I think you could throw any TE in that system and they'd be solid

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

*beat. Man, I'm stoked about the attention the HDH is getting me today!

fized*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dallas Clark is out and he is Manning's security blanket."

lol, cant comment on his blocking but tamme has been awesome filling in for clark in the receiving dept.

Spaceman Spiff said...

go at look at teams depth charts H

name an obvious better 1+2+TE than wayne/garcon/tamme

Spaceman Spiff said...

H has never heard of tamme until now

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Manning probably has better WRs/TEs than Brady

Spaceman Spiff said...

fact

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Keef said...
I can't believe the Colts are going to miss the playoffs

November 29, 2010 10:50 AM



I still stand by this

H said...

"name an obvious better 1+2+TE than wayne/garcon/tamme"

Edwards/Holmes/Keller IMO

H said...

"H has never heard of tamme until now"

Untrue.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the jets have a legit WR corp, and 31 teams have nobodies, got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"All of the Pac-10 coaches had Oregon #1. All of the SEC coaches except Urban Meyer had Auburn #1"

hilarity

BLUE said...

urb voted for TCU, he knows how tough the mtn west can be

BLUE said...

manning's problem isn't the wr core it's the fact that the OL is shit.

like real feces

and they can't run the ball

so he's got happy feet all the time and is very jittery.

The book was always pressure manning and he'd get rattled, you just couldn't get to him before.

you can now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources say there is absolutely no set deal in place for Gonzalez and red sox. There is an understanding of what it will take; common ground

BLUE said...

champ destroyed dwayne bowe yesterday


don't talk shit youngin

BLUE said...

it was like the champ of 4 years ago

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

scoreboard

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

The Baltimore Orioles have agreed to a deal to obtain slugging third baseman Mark Reynolds from the Arizona Diamondbacks in return for minor league prospects, sources told ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney.

BLUE said...

scoreboard says 0 catches for 0 yards

BLUE said...

"The Baltimore Orioles have agreed to a deal to obtain slugging third baseman Mark Reynolds from the Arizona Diamondbacks in return for minor league prospects, sources told ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney."


there is no deal, just an agreement on what it would take

BLUE said...

There is an understanding of what it will take; common ground

Spaceman Spiff said...

H

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

hopefully gsp pummels koscheck this weekend

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I don't understand why 80 year olds have to drive the biggest cars on the road

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

wall

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

wall

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

rev thinks that Zimmerman/Werth is the 2nd coming of Ruth/Gehrig

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

this place died quickly

tem said...

"name an obvious better 1+2+TE than wayne/garcon/tamme"


saints wrs/tes are solid.

eagles too.

niners aren't weak.

falcons and chargers aren't bad.

floyd, jackson, gates, but i am not sure those 3 have played 1 game together yet this year.

ward, williams, miller aren't bad.


garcon is pretty overrated IMO. he isn't that good.

tem said...

"hopefully gsp pummels koscheck this weekend"


^^^^^^


although i am very concerned that GSP is just a ride it out to a decision kind of fighter now. i'd love to see him knock koscheck out, but i am not sure he will even try to. he'll take him down and ride him for 25 minutes.

tem said...

"I don't understand why 80 year olds have to drive the biggest cars on the road"


extra cushion for when they hit things

tem said...

tamme can't block at all. that doesn't really help the running game, but the running game sucked anyway.

they could put anthony munoz in his prime on the line and the running game would still suck.

colts need like 2 or 3 new linemen.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"he'll take him down and ride him for 25 minutes."

I'd watch that

/LP

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

colts problem is their OL. Period. Their WRs/TE is fine

tem said...

that is a fair statement.

El Padrino said...

h is hilarity at talking spurts*

El Padrino said...

i dont get why gms get elected to hall

El Padrino said...

especially gm's who won 3 times in 27 years, like that's good or something

tem said...

why not?

El Padrino said...

its fucking freezing in here, gonna have to chat with the landlord bout this situation since we have a new situation coming home soon who needs fucking warmth

cheap fucking ginny's

El Padrino said...

players and owners only should be in

players because thats obvious and owners because they hire the gms

simpleton view i know but just my two cents

Todd Packer said...

congrats, ep.... hope all is well

Todd Packer said...

happy birthday, tem

tem said...

so no coaches either then?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

so managers and GMs are worthless?

tem said...

owners are just rich, they might not do anything other than write a check.

GMs put the team together.


i'd understand a players and coaches stance.

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"owners are just rich, they might not do anything other than write a check."


tem knows

El Padrino said...

oh managers too

fuck gms, they play roulette

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

LP
So you won the Eli/Derek Anderson bet, & I won the Boise bet. Cancel em out or do you want to go through with the payoffs?

El Padrino said...

LP
So you won the Eli/Derek Anderson bet, & I won the Boise bet. Cancel em out or do you want to go through with the payoffs?

we are square

El Padrino said...

that tiger bet with blew looks good unless that douche is playing again

tem said...

tiger is dun for the yr

Keef said...

company dinner here tonight

El Padrino said...

YIYRO

El Padrino said...

marcum is a good deal meiz

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff, tp

tem said...

dinner at hyde park tomorrow for me for work.

tem said...

closing dinner on some loan we did for some project

tem said...

hopefully i remember to dress up tomorrow

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock

manning/brady

Todd Packer said...

whitlock has brady chills

Todd Packer said...

"TP won't actually meet anyone from LOV. He keeps talking about it, but then keeps blowing off EP"

unfortunately this is true... had a chance to meet jug when he was in orlando, but that fell through too

Todd Packer said...

i laughed at tem's werth jokes

tem said...

one thing i don't like about whitlock's manning article is that he is insinuating that manning isn't tough even though manning has played every game for his entire career (i think).

manning has to be a tough dude to do that.

tem said...

"i laughed at tem's werth jokes"


then it was well werth the effort.

Keef said...

"dinner at hyde park tomorrow for me for work."

spendy

Keef said...

"one thing i don't like about whitlock's manning article is that he is insinuating that manning isn't tough even though manning has played every game for his entire career (i think)."


He didn't play in week 17 last year

tem said...

"Steelers lose punter Sepulveda for season"


goddman pools!!!

Keef said...

"marcum is a good deal meiz"


mize doesn't like them giving up Lawrie

Keef said...

tem's got OMJs

tem said...

"He didn't play in week 17 last year"

his game log says he went 14 of 18 in that game...

tem said...

""dinner at hyde park tomorrow for me for work."

spendy"

yeah, but i am not paying

tem said...

"tem's got OMJs"


::blank stare::

Keef said...

Dude last night pump faked mein bball, I jumpt up and he endercut me and I flipt over and landed on my elbow & hip. Shit is hurting today. Woe

Keef said...

"yeah, but i am not paying"


Yeah, but I didn't say you were

tem said...

endercuts suck

tem said...

"Yeah, but I didn't say you were"

i didn't say you said i was.

Keef said...

endercut is suite

tem said...

you shouldn't have left your feet. coach karl always said don't leave your feet unless you are sure the shot is going up. /meiz

Keef said...

"i didn't say you said i was."


I respectfully accept your apology

tem said...

and i yours

Keef said...

"you shouldn't have left your feet. coach karl always said don't leave your feet unless you are sure the shot is going up. /meiz"

It was towards the end of a 15 minute game and dude was shooting on first attempt every time

tem said...

he was taking the fake slow. /jug

BLUE said...

he'd been setting you up the whole game for the undercut move

BLUE said...

you played right into his plans

Keef said...

the black guy outsmrted me

BLUE said...

oh, you didn't tell us he was black.

of course he juked you

H said...

"the jets have a legit WR corp, and 31 teams have nobodies, got it"

You said name one. I did. You did not say to keep going. Then i got a couple of fares. Now I'm back.

H said...

"oh, you didn't tell us he was black.

of course he juked you"

He probably stole your wallet, too!

/Blitler

Keef said...

Then i got a couple of fares without the tip. Now I'm back.

fized*

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

just the tip?


/lp

BLUE said...

finally reading the first Tucker Max book..

i'm apalled (s)

Keef said...

I think I believe about 1% of the stuff in that book

Keef said...

that being said, I need to read his next book

BLUE said...

i believe about 50%. I think there are definitely some embellishments

he wasn't short on cash though...for all the stories, dude had to have money

Keef said...

spoiler alert

the tampon story is the worse*

BLUE said...

i believe a lot of the stories because I have a lot of similar stories...except with less chicks.

BLUE said...

so not similar at all...got it.


/as.

BLUE said...

if you go to collitch long enough, and enjoy drinking enough...eventually that's where you wind up.

now i'm old, sober, and need to reed* a book about it

Keef said...

a lot of people go to collitch* for 1 years

Keef said...

10 years

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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