Friday, December 17, 2010

I wish it were xmas today







Sandy Alderson sure is patient.

Can't beleef* footyball is almost over. I mean, home stretch over not totally over. But still it's sad. I don't think an 18 game sked makes cents* but shit I'd watch the shit out of those extra 2 games and you would too.

Bowl pick em? the fuck. Starts tomorrow ass clowns.

Browns +2 over Bengals - Cmon, let's be honest. Cincy should for Marvin no? I mean 8 seasons 58-65 record with no playoff wins, 0-2 in those. I mean what is it? It's cuz hes black? Fire his ass man. That is 8 years of mediocracy at best. Here is also a telling sign that your not a good head coach.

"Assistant coaches under Marvin Lewis who have become NFL head coaches:

None

Cowboys -6 over Redskins - Skins are like woe. Kitna > Romo. Science.

Texans +1.5 over Titans - Seems like the Titans have given up. That's odd, thought this type of stuff doesn't happen to a guy like Fisher. I think that owner is fed up with Fish like Bowlen was fed up with Shanny. You see how that worked out for Bowlen right? Think long and hard before firing a Jeff Fisher Bud Adams. He's no Marvin Lewis.

Indy - 5 over Jax - Can't remember ever wagering or picking the Jaguars in a big game and I don't intend to now.

St Louis over KC - Don't care what spread is or if Cassel plays, either way I'm taking the Rams. My new favorite crush (still love the fins!). This is the battle of the up and coming teams. If only the winner can play Tampa in like a round robin tourney that'd be awesome.

Miami -5 over Buffalo - Fins surging with a putrid offense though. It's sad. Remember the Wildcat? That was fun.

Philly +3 over NYG - ::what?::

Bucs -6 over Deee-troit - Bucs beat up on shitty teams lose to good teams. They have more bad teams on the schedule than good teams hence the good record. This is also known as "fools gold". Bet accordingly.

Arizona +2.5 over Carolina - What a shitty game. I hope no one scores or gets in the Red Zone so I don't have to watch a second of this game. 0-0 tie with no team getting past the 50. Suite.

New Orleans +1.5 over Baltimore - I've soured on the Flacco. His throws during crunch time are always off a bit, making ordinary plays look extraordinary due to Boldin's awesomeness. He lost the Steeler game on his own and shrinks in big games. New Orleans D playing very well lately.

Seattle +6 over Atlanta - Trap game. Traveling pretty far, loud stadium and I know the Seahawks stink but one turnover early in that building and a tsunami of noise just crushes the opponents. It's happened to better teams. Kickoff return, happy Carroll jumping up and down like a damn retarded clown at a pony birthday party. It's crazy.

Denver +6.5 over Oakland - I don't really know what to say, either the game will be close or Oakland will shit on Studds chest. Blue says they all suck but I like points when two teams with records under .500 clash. Call me old-fashioned.

NYJ + 6 over Stillirs - Purnts* pick only. Steelers play better defense and will get the win. Sanchise thought Dolphins D was good (and it is) Steelers is better. Especially at home in December. The only weakness is McFadden, he's a joke cover corner but they rarely leave him ISO, LeBeau is a hall of famer for a reason son. He covers his weaknesses better than anyone and exploits his talents better than anyone.

New England over Green Bay - Obviously if Rodgers plays it will be different....you know instead of the Pats winning by 21 they'll win by 10. Team is straigh ballin right now. / Stu Scott

Da Bears over Vikes - The purple team stinks. What a difference a year makes uh Kod. Farve's pro bowl type season masked alot of problems last year i guess. This game aint being played at that college field either. Someone will die if it does.

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H said...

"::what?::"

Xnij

Beth said...

"This game aint being played at that college field either. Someone will die if it does."

The AJC this morning said the Vikes want to play this game in the GA Dome since Bears fans are all over the midwest.

He didn't take it slow said...

The AJC this morning said the Vikes want to play this game in the GA Dome since Bears fans are all over the midwest.


won't help too much...Bears fans are all over honestly. I was surprised at how many were at the Dallas game earlier this year. Even their players were surprised by that.

that field will be like concrete this weekend in Minn

Beth said...

Keef set up Y! leagues for college bowls and golf yesterday, but I figured someone should repost them today so here you go:

Y! bowl pick em
Group ID# 31883
PW: tits

Y! Golf
Group ID: #3356
PW: golf

Beth said...

And the first 3 bowl games are tomorrow so if you're doing this you should probably do it today.

He didn't take it slow said...

they should play the bears vikings game in LA...it'll be a home game for the vikings soon enough anyways

He didn't take it slow said...

might as well start building up fan support out there now

BLUE said...

i think they should play it at Invesco...there aren't any bears fans here

BLUE said...

no place else in the country would people root against cutler more than they would here

He didn't take it slow said...

blue misses cutler

He didn't take it slow said...

and his musk

BLUE said...

nope, we've got tebow

BLUE said...

reading the latest rick reilly piece about the broncos and he kept using "we" and "our"...made me sick

H said...

"reading the latest rick reilly piece about the broncos and he kept using "we" and "our"...made me sick"

I hate when people do that

H said...

Unless you are on the payroll of said team, you should never say us or we

H said...

ratarded*

H said...

Nice spelling, H.

/Meiz

El Padrino said...

fuck bitches, get money

El Padrino said...

apparentely they are playing there cuz Ziggy wants the fans to have one last home game and trot out 50 anniversary Vikes

El Padrino said...

hope ziggy relizes that stadium has no heat, no concessions and no way to keep the ice off the field

El Padrino said...

too bad Target Filed doesnt have a rough*

El Padrino said...

you all have hdh, but mines is untouchable

El Padrino said...

i wish it were xmas today

::tracy morgan dance::

H said...

EP HDH is indeed epick*

H said...

I don't know how I feel about the Sox signing Jenks

H said...

Although Bard, Pap, and Jenks could make for a pretty sick combo at the back end of that bullpen. Get 6 out of your starter and then some hard throwers for the 7th, 8th, & 9th.

BLUE said...

i think ziggy wants to show the legislature that people actually would attend football games outdoors if they built him a stadium

El Padrino said...

i think the people are retarded if they show up, big difference between low 30's and 0 degrees with a biting wind chill

BLUE said...

i think they are as well.

especially for a meaningless game

BLUE said...

but there's something about football outdoors in the winter

BLUE said...

oh and don't forget they aren't going to sell alcohol at the game

El Padrino said...

and you cant drink anything in the parking lots

El Padrino said...

it's a complete disaster

H said...

"oh and don't forget they aren't going to sell alcohol at the game"

WHAT?????

H said...

Who would want to go to a football game where you couldn't drink beer?

H said...

I love how people think the random lyrics I post on my Facebook are somehow a suicidal cry for help.

H said...

I need sleep, man.

BLUE said...

"Who would want to go to a football game where you couldn't drink beer"

football fans?

H said...

NFL Football and beer go together. It's the natural order of things.

BLUE said...

a lot of collitch stadiums don't sell beer.

must be something to do with alcoholism on campus or something

H said...

I'm not sure if they sell beer at college games around here

BLUE said...

they do at university of nevada.

I think that might be the only collitch stadium that i've been to where they sell inside the stadium

El Padrino said...

vegas baby

El Padrino said...

no beer @ rutgers

El Padrino said...

tp shine light on gainseville

El Padrino said...

da swamp

tem said...

Cuse sells beer.

There might be 3 D 1 schools that have beer sold at their football games. (to the general public, i bet luxury suite* people can get beer almost at any stadium)

Todd Packer said...

"tp shine light on gainseville"

no beer... gotta sneak in booze

Todd Packer said...

" i bet luxury suite* people can get beer almost at any stadium"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

da u serves beer, because the stadium is not on campus

El Padrino said...

" i bet luxury suite* (blue) people can get beer almost at any stadium"

*ficced

Todd Packer said...

fla/georgia game in jax is dry too

Todd Packer said...

every bowl game i have ever been to serves beer though

BLUE said...

bowl games are not sponsored by the NCAA

Todd Packer said...

can never get used to smell of the first game of the season at the swamp.... bad mix of sweat, puke and jim beam in the air.... stings the nostrils every time

BLUE said...

it was a big deal at Idaho when they started having an organized tailgate party that sold beer.

BLUE said...

one of those tent things or whatever

so you didn't have to have solo cups

Todd Packer said...

"so you didn't have to have solo cups"

we go through about 600 solo cups a season

El Padrino said...

beer is gross

/meiz

BLUE said...

boobs are gross

/meiz

Todd Packer said...

keyboards are gross

/meiz

BLUE said...

meiz

Beth said...

Well here's one, and probably the only, area where Romo has Matt Ryan beat.

BLUE said...

meiz

Keef said...

"you all have hdh, but mines is untouchable"


2 of my favorites were in the first part of this post.

"Cincy should for Marvin no?"
Yes, he should be fored*.


"That is 8 years of mediocracy at best."
Mediocracy is my new all time favorite

Keef said...

His strategery was mediocracy at better

Keef said...

"Arizona +2.5 over Carolina "


Cards are like 0-150 ATS when playing the morning game on the est coast

El Padrino said...

it's carolina but
they avg like 18 yards passing a game

El Padrino said...

top chef episode was suite
the challenge itself

watching padma hail cabs with dem tits wagging all over was nice

El Padrino said...

and they need to keep fabio as long as possible, he's a soundbite a minute

El Padrino said...

hate to say it but angelo might win
unless there is a challenge where he needs to not use any asian products

El Padrino said...

they all busted nuts at the sight of Chang

Keef said...

goddamn spoiler

Todd Packer said...

"watching padma hail cabs with dem tits wagging all over was nice"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Univ of Cincy football stadium sells beer. Like TP said, if the stadium is on campus they don't sell beer

Keef said...

thanks for reposting the pick em info, beth

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"This game aint being played at that college field either."


oh, it is. Should be interesting; it's funny hearing the Bears complain that the field will be like playing a game on asphalt...it certainly won't be any worse than the old Metrodome surface before they installed Field Turf (I've been on that old Metrodome field, it hurt my feet to walk barefoot on it...ns)

El Padrino said...

kods drunk

Keef said...

"(I've been on that old Metrodome field, it hurt my feet to walk barefoot on it...ns)"


So you have soft teeth and brittle feet?

El Padrino said...

it will be worse

BLUE said...

they're gonna heat up the field with blowtorches

Keef said...

They boat* a brazilian of those little pouches that hunters use to warm up their hands. They'll just break them and toss them on the field

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"I'm currently banging a girl that dated my friend for 2 months."


I didn't know it was only for 2 months; in that case, who gives a shit? Morally/ethically, you are in the clear IMO.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

So you have soft teeth and brittle feet?


opposite...I had tennis player feet; used to have to take a razor blade to my feet every 6 months or so (ns)

Keef said...

"used to have to take a razor blade to my feet every 6 months or so (ns)"


Your* a weird dude

Todd Packer said...

kod has hairy feet?

El Padrino said...

Your* a weird dude

^^^this

sometimes i never know what the fuck your talking about

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

kod has hairy feet?


nah, I'd get like 2-3 inches of callouses and dead skin all over...had to cut that shit off to fit back into my shoes


tennis is a soft sport..except on the hands and feet, of which it's brutal (ns)

Keef said...

Shanny starting Grossman this weekend

BLUE said...

kod continues to amaze

Keef said...

Romo got engaged last night

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

my fingers are all gnarled too from breaking them so many times during a match, and just playing through, or at worst, taping them together and playing through

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

so no, not a matter of brittle feet; the old Metrodome surface was worse than concrete...felt quite a bit like a tennis hardcourt surface (so you can get those nasty fucking court/field burns that are like 10X worse than rug burns)

BLUE said...

kibbie dome at Idaho before field turf was awful

guys wore long sleeves indoors to protect themselves.

intramural football champyunships were always on the field and it sucked

BLUE said...

they should just lay field turf over top of the frozen field

El Padrino said...

how do you break fingers during tennis?

nevermind i dont want to know

El Padrino said...

im outta here, got a kid 2 bring home

BLUE said...

congrats EP

BLUE said...

smoke em if you got em

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"how do you break fingers during tennis?"


-diving for shots; you can't really break your fall that well because you can't let go of the racket...and it's better to break fingers than a shoulder or head

Todd Packer said...

kod?

Todd Packer said...

the "24/7 pens/caps" show on hbo is pretty good

Keef said...

a broken head would be awful

BLUE said...

why can't you let go of your racket?

BLUE said...

is that a rule

Keef said...

He couldn't let go of the lysol in his other hand

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

why can't you let go of your racket?


cause then you can't make the shot; and if you can't make the shot, there ain't no use in diving

Todd Packer said...

"cause then you can't make the shot; and if you can't make the shot, there ain't no use in diving"

good answer

BLUE said...

kod?

nice shorts

He didn't take it slow said...

amare has a "knowing is knowledge" tat? this might be common knowledge, but i didn't know it

BLUE said...

and now you know and kik

He didn't take it slow said...

was it posted here before?

BLUE said...

i think zeke posted it


that's where kik came from

He didn't take it slow said...

i knew about kik...just didn't know it came from amare's arm tat

BLUE said...

i misremember if it was his tat or if he said it in an interview

He didn't take it slow said...

wwl main page shows his tat

BLUE said...

we need lov historian freak to check the archives

BLUE said...

nuggets got robbed last night

worst fucking call ever

fuck you manu

BLUE said...

mcnabb benched


haha spiff

BLUE said...

fucking shanny

BLUE said...

suck

BLUE said...

lose it or use it

BLUE said...

i just take it one step at a time

BLUE said...

I can only do what I can do

BLUE said...

you can't teach beth new tricks

BLUE said...

she already knows them all

BLUE said...

did tem pop the question yet?

BLUE said...

i wish i had fb so i could see when he updates his status (S)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"XXXXXXX, 58, of Bemidji pleaded guilty Sept. 20 and was sentenced Nov. 22 for felony possession of child pornography.

He was sentenced to 30 days in jail with credit for four days served and furlough for treatment; He must serve five years of supervised probation, and pay fines and costs of $563"


meanwhile, in the same police report:

"XXXXXX, 25, of Bemidji, pleaded guilty Oct. 18 and was sentenced Nov. 29 for felony fourth-degree possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute.

He was sentenced to 121 days in jail with credit for 81 days served; he must serve 15 years of supervised probation; pay fine and costs of $1,085"


-so possession of marijuana will get you more time than possession of child porn; what a fucked up system

BLUE said...

when does keith become a papa

BLUE said...

well it was XXXXXX's second offense

child porn first offense, then he got caught with pot


3rd strike and he's in jail for life in CA

Keef said...

"amare has a "knowing is knowledge" tat? this might be common knowledge, but i didn't know it"


shirley you can't be serious

Keef said...

"mcnabb benched"


blue m. foster

Keef said...

"when does keith become a papa"

1/30. probably sooner

BLUE said...

so no 2010 deduction

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"so no 2010 deduction"


induce that baby on 12/31


s

BLUE said...

so a few people kilt themselves that lost money in the madoff ponzi scam.

now it sounds like people are going to get a shitload of money back.....

i think that's the definition of "hahahahaha"

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i think that's the definition of "hahahahaha"


-I think that comment is the definition of evil

BLUE said...

damn marching bands

Spaceman Spiff said...

amare ad for melo on craigslist

Spaceman Spiff said...

should have been posted already

jr smiff ended some guys career

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeff teague of the hawks was fucking with some celtics rookie scrub yesterday

picks his pocket and also crosses him 25-36 seconds on that vid

BLUE said...

JR could be an awesome player if his head was ever right.

but he's a baby and crazy, so he'll never be a superstar

Keef said...

"so no 2010 deduction"


Would be nice, but the medical bills would probably be > than the deduction

Keef said...

So it wouldn't be nice, got it

Keef said...

"amare ad for melo on craigslist"

I thought this was spiffast, but then remembered mize posted it on fb

BLUE said...

"Would be nice, but the medical bills would probably be > than the deduction"

you also get a deduction for the medical bills

BLUE said...

depends on your insurance I guess.

with both kids by the time cmblue had the baby we had met her deductible and the delivery/stay cost next to nothing

Keef said...

"you also get a deduction for the medical bills"

I need to learnt all that shit

BLUE said...

also that was the benefit of the entire pregnancy/delivery being in the same year.

Keef said...

"depends on your insurance I guess.

with both kids by the time cmblue had the baby we had met her deductible and the delivery/stay cost next to nothing"


I'm such a dolt when it comes to that shit. I think we have pretty shitty insurance with BCBS and we're in the middle of our enrollment period now. I have to call BCBS and axe them some questions about deductibles & shit because I don't know when the deductible comes into play. Does it start as soon as she enters the hospital?

Keef said...

right now we have an 1800 deductible and after that insurance covers 80%. I could switch the plan for 2011 where our deductible would be 600 and everything would be 100% covered after that. Just not sure when the deductible comes into play

Keef said...

we're going to be switching to cmk's insurance after the baby is born, so I guess I should just switch to the 100% coverage for the time being

Keef said...

also, since the baby isn't technically covered by my plan yet, how are his/her bills covered by my insurance right away

Todd Packer said...

dealing with insurance bs sucks

He didn't take it slow said...

you should never let lack of insurance stop you from pro-creating anyway


/Lp

Keef said...

I like how blue starts the whole insurance talk then pulls a welp, see ya later

Keef said...

nutshell

Todd Packer said...

smat*

He didn't take it slow said...

shirley you can't be serious


i miss all the important shit


s

He didn't take it slow said...

wall

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

These fire starting logs are amazing, and a lot cheaper than expected; I'm never going back

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"you also get a deduction for the medical bills"

I need to learnt all that shit



-it's a really shitty deduction; caps out super low. They need to make it above the line like student loan interest

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

last year cmkod and I had over $5000 of out of pocket medical expenses....and it was still cheaper for us to do the standard deduction.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Now that I'm on health care, my biggest problem with the new Health Care bill is the coming tax on so called "Cadillac Plans"

-what Obama, and many others railing to tax these plans don't seem to fully understand is that these are not exclusive to executives, or other highly paid workers. Employer provided health care is a source of income and a very large part of the total compensation package offered. A significant number of employers (including my own) choose to offer very generous benefits packages (health care, amount of paid leave, pensions, etc.) and keep actual salary relatively low.

Well, most of these places will not continue with these decent health care plans when this tax goes into effect, and very few will raise salaries in exchange for the offset in health care savings.

Also, since so many employers are likely to drop these plans before the tax goes into effect, it's not going to raise nearly as much revenue as they try to project.

Basically many democrats fought unwittingly (hopefully unwittingly) to impose a burdensome tax for many in the middle and lower classes.

Mize said...

Thank god I'm never having a kid

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Several players have said they're worried about the risk of injury from a frozen field, but university athletics spokesman Garry Bowman said the field would be ready by Monday. He said the field was already soft thanks to the layer of snow that insulated it from the cold.


-Well, I'm not sure I believe it will be soft....but as someone who lives under feet of snow in the winter I can attest that snow is indeed a very good insulator against the cold.

eskikod?
kodimo?

Mize said...

Eskodmo

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite fast break

Mize said...

JE Skeets DM'd me.

Yay.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Y! Sources: Magic and Wizards in serious talks on a trade to send Gilbert Arenas to Orlando"

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"There might be 3 D 1 schools that have beer sold at their football games."


they sold beer at the Rose Bowl when I was there in 1998; not sure if they still do that.

Mize said...

I guess I'll go crimmus shopping after work tomorrow.

Fuck work.

Mize said...

I want a brazillion dollar computer

Todd Packer said...

fuck the heat

Mize said...

The Heat >>>>>>

Keef said...

"Thank god I'm never having a kid"


Yeah, the rest of the world thanks you too

He didn't take it slow said...

mini mize

Keef said...

If LP ran the hurdles...

Keef said...

O:FB

He didn't take it slow said...

gilbert to magic

Keef said...

That trade followed news of a deal that sent Vince Carter to the Phoenix Suns in a six-player swap that returns Hedo Turkoglu to the Magic.

Todd Packer said...
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Keef said...

For mize & deluxe

Todd Packer said...

"If LP ran the hurdles..."

deadspin sucks

Keef said...

you're right

Todd Packer said...

big win over k-state for uf

Todd Packer said...

had to go to a walmart for some shit today.... bad idea

Todd Packer said...

shit, i think i have fresno state in the pick'em

Keef said...

Eminem & Lil Wayne on SNL. Suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"According to a reliable source with knowledge of the situation, the Brewers late Saturday agreed to terms with Kansas City on a deal that would send right-hander Zack Greinke to Milwaukee.

In the deal, the Brewers would send the Royals outfielder Lorenzo Cain, shortstop Alcides Escobar and prospect pitchers Jake Odorizzi and Jeremy Jeffress for Greinke

The Brewers are expected to receive another "major league" player in the deal, according to the source. Jim Breem of the blog "Bernie's Crew" reported that player to be shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt."

congrats meiz

He didn't take it slow said...

do you think he will be able to handle the pressure of pitching in milwaukee?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

wow, did not see that one coming




good to have him out of the AL

El Padrino said...

brew crew damn

El Padrino said...

my sister is retarded

El Padrino said...

wish we can pick family

El Padrino said...

she talks like she's lived in georgia her whole life

smarten up

El Padrino said...

my kid wants to play Operation with the noise off

fucking kids

El Padrino said...

keef sucks but i love em

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