Tuesday, December 28, 2010

I got engaged

It was a lovely time in North Dakota. It was a nice balmy 7° most days. The wind blew a lot, which is nice as well. I asked cgtwtm to marry me, and she said yes. It was glorious. One of the best days of my life. We have decided to have an old fashioned wedding here in Bismark. You are all invited of course. This summer, date to be determined, but probably July 16th. I can't wait to see everyone there. I haven't been more excited since the last time that I proposed. Actually, that's a lie, this proposal went much better. I toyed with the idea of tying the ring to my cock and having her do a scavenger hunt to find it, but I knew better.

Hope everyone had a merry christmas. Now that i'm engaged, after this post, I will go back to being my angry self that everyone remembers from the good old days.

/tem

this post was written as tem for tem, some of the events may have been changed to protect the innocent

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Beth said...

For a brief moment I totally bought that this was a tem post. (ns)

Well done blue.

Jugdish said...

It was a lovely time in North Dakota.



the fuck?

/Lp

Jugdish said...

suite

/mize

BLUE said...

back to work today

fml

Jugdish said...

work today

half day tomorrow (Texas Bowl)

work Thursday

off for 13 days

BLUE said...

you get the day off because of the texas bowl?

Jugdish said...

im taking a half day off to go to the texas bowl

BLUE said...

republicans

BLUE said...

are the texans going to fire Kubiak now?

BLUE said...

wakk

Beth said...

"wakk"

Did someone mention Kim Kardashian?????

/ep

Jugdish said...

i can't see why they'd keep him on

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

woe

El Padrino said...

nice post blue

El Padrino said...

twas jilarity

El Padrino said...

i hate when people say dungarees

say fucking jeans you ass clown

Jugdish said...

Lp and tp at the US open

El Padrino said...

cumjug

El Padrino said...

off for 13 days


this is bullshit

H said...

"For a brief moment I totally bought that this was a tem post. (ns)"

This^

El Padrino said...

So Texans, Niners, Vikes, Cowboys, Broncos jobs will definetly be open with the two interim coaches getting a good look

then maybe the Giants, Browns and Bengals

possibly 7 coaching changes, seems like alot

El Padrino said...

gruden in play for all over them

El Padrino said...

he worked with Tebow remember blue, that could be a suite hire

he turned Gannon into a pro bowler

El Padrino said...

"For a brief moment I totally bought that this was a tem post. (ns)"

This^



hopeless romantics

H said...

Anyone else notice the crowd on the Price is Right has gotten much younger and more attractive since Bob Barker left?

El Padrino said...

if im bowlen, and i know it will cost alot since your paying 3 coaches but you can backload grudens contract and will be rewarded because honestly mcdaniels set the team back years gruden can turn it around quicker

Jugdish said...

i haven't watched the price is right in a long time

El Padrino said...

fan base needs a lift too

H said...

"off for 13 days"

You suck.

H said...

"i hate when people say dungarees"

"gruden in play for all over them"

Yea, you should totally be worrying about what other people are saying...

El Padrino said...

texans have no d, they need to get tougher, i'd throw a bag of cash at Cowher or lure Tuna out of retirement again, let him groom a guy then go upstairs then quit

if not hire Ron Rivera, the guy deserves a shot finally, he was a hot candidate years ago and fell off

El Padrino said...

Yea, you should totally be worrying about what other people are saying...


you missed it

H said...

I'm in a quandry over tonight's game. I'm within 3 points of EP for the win. I wanna pick Philly, but the 14.5 really scares me.

El Padrino said...

"If this was in China do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down."


calculus, hahahahaha

H said...

"you missed it"

Nah, I didn't. You just suck at the engrish* language :-)

H said...

I thought the Japs were the ones who were good at math. I think he is confusing the Chinese and Japanese.

Jugdish said...

texans have no d, they need to get tougher,


kubiak basically picked his own GM and obviously his coaching staff...non of those decisions have gone well.

IF they keep him on they need to take a lot of those personnel decisions away from him. Bring in some coordinators with a lot of experience

Jugdish said...

but he needs to go

El Padrino said...

double dip in housing market, knew the increases were fraudulent

El Padrino said...

"I thought the Japs were the ones who were good at math. I think he is confusing the Chinese and Japanese."

all slant eyes are good at math

El Padrino said...

Nah, I didn't. You just suck at the engrish* language :-)


and you just suck at life

El Padrino said...

non of those decisions have gone well.

ya think

H said...

One of the contestants is a hooters girl.

El Padrino said...

you cant ignore defense in this league

H said...

"and you just suck at life"

Wow. Harsh.

El Padrino said...

"A Texas produce distributor has recalled nearly 7,000 cases of cilantro and curly parsley after samples in Quebec, Canada, and Michigan tested positive for salmonella, the company said Monday."

the fuck man

El Padrino said...

takes me 45 min to shop for 5 things now, i have to check every fucking produce item to make sure its coming from where i know is good, and the label could be lying

Jugdish said...

Quebec, Canada, and Michigan tested positive for salmonella, the company said Monday."


O:FC

H said...

"you cant ignore defense in this league"

You need someone who calls all the plays and who the other guys look up to...

El Padrino said...

Elton John -- becomes a dad...

the fuck is this shit

El Padrino said...

You need someone who calls all the plays and who the other guys look up to...


exactly, h gets it

El Padrino said...

"Wow. Harsh."

easy Woeminator, just bustin chops

El Padrino said...

had two mountain dews, a coffee and a snickers bar

im jakked up

Jugdish said...

breakfast of champions

Jugdish said...

not very motivated today

Jugdish said...

to work that is

Jugdish said...

keef...did you start the couture* workout yet?

H said...

"easy Woeminator, just bustin chops"

No shit, really? 'cuz I was about to off myself. Good thing you said something.

H said...

"keef...did you start the couture* workout yet?"

He uses the shelves at HD to do his chinups.

El Padrino said...

smat* sanitation worker here

El Padrino said...

"No shit, really? 'cuz I was about to off myself. Good thing you said something."


dammit, then i meant it
leave me a NDR t shirt in the will

El Padrino said...

Mrs. Rev

H said...

"leave me a NDR t shirt in the will"

I'll send you one along with your 6 pack.

H said...

ANyone know if old man river is playing tonight?

Jugdish said...

I need a huge game from AP and nothing from McCoy

El Padrino said...

in other words you are losing

Jugdish said...

correct

El Padrino said...

"Inching ever closer to a fully robot-staffed restaurant, the Dalu Robot restaurant in China "employs" a robotic waitstaff. And they don't accept tips! While customers must still reach onto the trays and take their own plates, the robots travel around the restaurant on bikes (!), stopping when they perceive magnets embedded in the tables."

china story of the day

Jugdish said...

punitive damages

El Padrino said...

eat your xmas treeeeee dont waste it

Jugdish said...

eat your xmas treeeeee dont waste it



duh!

/Rev

Keef said...

"Anyone else notice the crowd on the Price is Right has gotten much younger and more attractive since Bob Barker left"


most people work during the day

Keef said...

"keef...did you start the couture* workout yet?"


Tough to find time to get that in. cmk got me the pullup bar and some weights for christams, so my goal is to start & complete it starting 1/1

Keef said...

""For a brief moment I totally bought that this was a tem post. (ns)"

This^"



shocking

Keef said...

"He uses the shelves at HD to do his chinups."


I'll use your face to do chinnuts

El Padrino said...

"Tough to find time to get that in."

AND THE LIL GUY COMING SOON FORGET IT

El Padrino said...

all caps there my bad

H said...

"most people work during the day"

As.

Keef said...

"AND THE LIL GUY COMING SOON FORGET IT"

yep

H said...

"I'll use your face to do chinnuts"

Homo

H said...

apparently calling Keef a homo causes a wall

Jugdish said...

we are a blog of wusses



s

El Padrino said...

"Casa Bonita, Denver, Colo.
Casa Bonita is a sort of Mexican restaurant crossed with Disneyland, and is so well-known in Colorado that it was featured in an episode of South Park. The 52,000-square-foot restaurant that can seat more than a thousand is home to more than just all-you-can-eat beef enchiladas. Among the 22-karat gold leaf dome and pirate caverns are cowboy shootouts, escaping gorillas, cliff divers, and a mish mash of Mexican-related performances."

blue you go here?

ha it's mexico with no murders

El Padrino said...

apparently calling Keef a homo causes a wall

blue wall

Jugdish said...

just walking away


/keef

Keef said...

wall

H said...

high 40s, low 50s this weekend. Woot!

H said...

You people are lame. Either that or post-holiday TPS is running rampant.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"high 40s, low 50s this weekend. Woot!"

nice!

it was 26 degrees and sunny when I woke up this morning; that's spring weather here....and about 50 degrees warmer than a couple weeks ago

El Padrino said...

everyone lets drop everything and entertain aitch

El Padrino said...

it was 26 degrees and sunny when I woke up this morning; that's spring weather here....and about 50 degrees warmer than a couple weeks ago


we todd did

BLUE said...

"blue you go here?"

not yet...it's on my todo list

everyone that i know that's been there says the food is horrible,awful,horrific.

but the kids love the place, so once mine are old enough to enjoy we'll go.

H said...

"everyone lets drop everything and entertain aitch"

exactly!

El Padrino said...

The San Diego Chargers, ranked first on defense and second on offense, were eliminated from the playoffs.


beejesus

El Padrino said...

everyone that i know that's been there says the food is horrible,awful,horrific.


mexican buffet, makes cents*

Jugdish said...

fear the deer

/mize

BLUE said...

fuckning bango

Jugdish said...

fear the deer

/mize

Jugdish said...

100

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

"everyone lets drop everything and entertain aitch"

that's how his fb posts are.

"woe, woe, woe, everyone text or emaikl me to make me happy"

El Padrino said...

jesus

BLUE said...

that's why I don't have time for that FB carap

El Padrino said...

facebook is awful

Keef said...

emaikl. suite

El Padrino said...

dontcha hate telling pople you dont want to go to thier house but you have to like tell a small lie instead of just saying listen i dont want to come to your house

El Padrino said...

i'd like to pitch a show to food network, google has no good info on how

they suck

H said...

"Heartburn keeping me awake. Distractions welcome, please."

"Is anyone else not impressed by this "blizzard"?"

"I guess it's a PS3 night..."

"So my place of employment is actually closed tomorrow morning. This means for the first time in forever, I can stay up late on a Sunday night, since I won't have a 3 A.M. wake up. So what happens? THEY POSTPONE THE LATE FOOTBALL GAME!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!"

"Headed to Balls in Cranston for a couple drinks. Join me of you'd like."

"Who wants to drink with me tonight?"

"Hope Santa was good to everybody. Now I gotta figure out what to do with all this coal... ;-)"

"Time to make the donuts... :-/"

"Merry Christmas everyone! Off to celebrate with the family and then work in the morning. :)"

"just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful."

H said...

^^ My last 10 Facebook statuses ^^

Judge as you will.

El Padrino said...

Woeminator.

and gay face guy

BLUE said...

woe

woe

woe

excited woe

lonely at a bar woe

lonely at home woe

christmas woe

early morning woe

i have to work boxing day woe

h is coming out of the closet





judged

Keef said...

"Distractions welcome, please."


same as text or email me

H said...

How is saying it's a PS3 night woe?

BLUE said...

for a second i thought all those statusi were from meiz

El Padrino said...

"How is saying it's a PS3 night woe?"

I guess, meaning, no one wants to hang so im forced to play this

Beth said...

H, I hope you realize that by taking the bait so quickly you are forever dooming yourself to these type jokes, much the same way ep is doomed forever with short jokes.

H said...

"I guess, meaning, no one wants to hang so im forced to play this"

Um, no, but thanks for playing.

BLUE said...

"guess i'll watch when harry met sally by myself this new years"

/h

woe

H said...

"H, I hope you realize that by taking the bait so quickly you are forever dooming yourself to these type jokes, much the same way ep is doomed forever with short jokes."

Beth, I hope you realize I really don't care about the jokes at my expense. I'm a good sport and it sparks conversation.

BLUE said...

really, you wanted to play PS3?

you'd rather do that then have sex with multiple women?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"How is saying it's a PS3 night woe?"


because by beginning your status with the words "I guess" it appears as though PS3 night was your backup plan for the evening, meaning your original plans fell through

BLUE said...

what kod said

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

ah, EP beat me to the punch on that



DD

H said...

I didn't mind so much. I wasn't going anywhere nor was I expecting anyone else to during a snowstorm.

BLUE said...

now if H had said...i'm gonna get shitfaced play some blackops while my lady of the night blows me.


that would be a good status

H said...

See but I can't win, cuz if I put a miley face afterwards to show it wasn't woe, it would be "H is gay for using smileys."

I know the deal.

BLUE said...

he smiling on the outside but woeing on the inside

BLUE said...

"i'm gonna get shitfaced play some blackops while my lady of the night blows me :)"


/fized

H said...

"now if H had said...i'm gonna get shitfaced play some blackops while my lady of the night blows me."

That would indeed be a fantastic night.

Keef said...

"H, I hope you realize that by taking the bait so quickly you are forever dooming yourself to these type jokes, much the same way ep is doomed forever with short jokes."


Beth knows

BLUE said...

have you ever thought of changing your name from H to a symbol?

H said...

Good fiz. el oh el

Keef said...

"See but I can't win, cuz if I put a miley face afterwards to show it wasn't woe, it would be "H is gay for using smileys.""


rev loves miley's face

H said...

"have you ever thought of changing your name from H to a symbol?"

Can't say that I have. Any suggestions, Blue?

Keef said...

"Beth, I hope you realize I really don't care about the jokes at my expense. I'm a good sport and it sparks conversation."


you do get pretty defensive, though

BLUE said...

"Can't say that I have. Any suggestions, Blue?"


:)

H said...

"you do get pretty defensive, though"

Only for the fun of it. Just like you aren't as much of an As. in real life.

H said...

Well played, Benjamin.

BLUE said...

woe or whoa

El Padrino said...

lies

H said...

Good lord

H said...

Proof that God is either a man or a lesbian.

BLUE said...

next time beth loses a UF bet, she should have that as her pic

El Padrino said...

cuz if I put a miley

cyrus

H said...

"cuz if I put a miley

cyrus"

haha. I completely missed Keef's comment on this one.

El Padrino said...

"H, I hope you realize that by taking the bait so quickly you are forever dooming yourself to these type jokes, much the same way ep is doomed forever with short jokes."


Beth knows

^this

El Padrino said...

short jokes bothered me at first (mainly cuz im not technically short)

El Padrino said...

human nature
are you not human aitcher?

H said...

"human nature
are you not human aitcher?"

wow.

H said...

5'6" is short for a dude.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

(mainly cuz im not technically short)


average height for a male is 6 feet; you're not kod short....but you are definitely short

H said...

"average height for a male is 6 feet; you're not kod short....but you are definitely short"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

El Padrino said...

5'6" is short for a dude.

good thing im not 5'6

H said...

Although I don't think 6' is average height.

El Padrino said...

wiki says 5'9.5 is average

ns

just saying

H said...

As much as it pains me to type this, EP is right.

40 is so old said...

anything under 6' is short

40 is so old said...

"Lp and tp at the US open"

funny

40 is so old said...

good post, blue

El Padrino said...

"anything under 6' is short"

if you were 5'11 you wouldnt say that

40 is so old said...

"next time beth loses a UF bet, she should have that as her pic"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

40 is so old said...

"if you were 5'11 you wouldnt say that"

no

40 is so old said...

i mean you're right.... i would not say that

40 is so old said...

time to drive people to the airport

El Padrino said...

okay aitch

H said...

"if you were 5'11 you wouldnt say that"

Give him time. He's gonna start shrinking soon.

El Padrino said...

if i lived in India I'd be a giant

Keef said...

"time to drive people to the airport"

they better tip you well

El Padrino said...

i hope the seahawks win so the saints can beat them 75-3 the next week

El Padrino said...

hasselbacks injury was hilarity

H said...

"if i lived in India I'd be a giant"

Too bad you live in Brooklyn. Although there are a lot of dotheads there, no?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

wiki says 5'9.5 is average

ns

just saying


-yes, but that's for ALL Americans


-average height for a white male, per wiki, is 5'10.5

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

*white American male

El Padrino said...

"Too bad you live in Brooklyn. Although there are a lot of dotheads there, no?"


no, chinks, who are short too and mexicans, it works out

Jugdish said...

-yes, but that's for ALL Americans


I'm tall for a chick

/Lp

El Padrino said...

"-average height for a white male, per wiki, is 5'10.5"

im not white , im italian

El Padrino said...

just like haitians are not black

der

colov

Keef said...

this says avg male height in US is 5'10.2"

Keef said...

it also says avg male height in India is 5'5", and the ave female height in india is 5'5"

H said...

"im not white , im italian"

Right, italians are the color of olive oil

Keef said...

italians are yellow

El Padrino said...

h knows

Jugdish said...

Right, italians are the color of olive oil


virgin olive oil

Jugdish said...

s

El Padrino said...

gooks are yella

as my uncle tommy would say

H said...

"as my uncle tommy would say"

Tommy Gun?

El Padrino said...

was meiz informed that portman is knocked up and engaged to a french ballet dancer?

H said...

I'm not a fan of Natalie Portman.

El Padrino said...

if she was dating your friend you would be i bet

H said...

Below the belt

H said...

I need to hit the lottery

Jugdish said...

if she was dating your friend you would be i bet


chuckle

H said...

et tu, jug??

El Padrino said...

Below the belt

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


The Nature Boy!

Jugdish said...

you know it was funny

BLUE said...

that's funny, i heard Natalie Portman just the other day talking about how she loved this band from Boston, thought it was NDR, but i must be wrong

H said...

it was a little funny.

El Padrino said...

still not all the trains running, we are acting like topeka kansas right now

what the fuck

H said...

block

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