Wednesday, December 29, 2010

I forgot

Holidays really screw up my weekday compass. I don't even know what day it is half the time normally, now with all these weird workweeks.....woe.

The iggles shit the bed on national TV last night. Maybe next time they could play on a wednesday night. I did like having the football option last night though, I could get used to tuesday night football on NBC...it's better than law and order svu or some crap.

Reese Witherspoon is in like 3 new movies coming out in the next few months, they're all gonna suck.

Blue is trying to plan a nice vacation for October. I'm thinking of St. Lucia, but then I have to update my passport, so maybe not. Suggestions? Eau Claire Wisconsin is not on the list either...i'm looking at you meiz.

I'm enjoying Tim Tebow era...fans here have lost their minds. He played decent against historically one of the worst pass defenses of all time. It's a glimmer of hope, but at least it's a glimmer.

Champ Bailey was robbed from a pro-bowl spot. They went through the list of guys he's shut down this season in the paper last week and it's insane. Boldin had 1 catch, Reggie Wayne had 1 or 2, shut dwayne Bowe out one game, Fitz had a decent game 6 catches for 72 yards, andre johnson didn't have a catch last week either. This has actually been one of his better years of recent memory, he's had a better season than Revis or Asomomughhaha and that rookie kid at New England...but that's what happens when your team only wins 4 games. Farewell Champ Bailey, this was probably your last season as a Bronco and he's one of my all-time favorite broncos, even if he was on shitty teams.

Tebow.

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BLUE said...

you must whip it

BLUE said...

whip it good

BLUE said...

when trouble comes around

BLUE said...

you must whip it

BLUE said...

now whip it

BLUE said...

into shape

BLUE said...

go forward

BLUE said...

move ahead

BLUE said...

it's not too late

BLUE said...

to whip it

BLUE said...

whip it good

BLUE said...

crack that whip

BLUE said...

give the past a slip

BLUE said...

step on a crack

BLUE said...

break your momma's back

BLUE said...

when the cream sets out too long

BLUE said...

you must whip it

BLUE said...

no one gets away

BLUE said...

until they whip it

Jugdish said...

2.5 more hours of work...suite

Jugdish said...

also i stopped the whip it run

Beth said...

Jug, can we get a minute by minute countdown during your last hour?

s

Beth said...

"also i stopped the whip it run"

I used to work with someone who did whippets.

Beth said...

Yes officer, I did shoot my wife in the head but it was a sex game, I swear!

El Padrino said...

Blue.

Beaches, Jamaica or Turks and Caicos

El Padrino said...

yeah champ was robbed

El Padrino said...

but alot of people get robbed for probowls

40 is so old said...

champ-chills

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

*ahem

In you face Philly

-Nice to play spoiler and help out the Bears and Pack (ns)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I assume it will help the pack because I don't see the Bears going full speed next week with the #2 seed all but locked in

Jugdish said...

In you face Philly




and rev

Jugdish said...

and cliff lee's wife


/Lp

El Padrino said...

"I assume it will help the pack because I don't see the Bears going full speed next week with the #2 seed all but locked in"

like i said, eagles fucked the giants on purpose and laid down

Jugdish said...

or mike vick returned to form

tem said...

lost my $$$ championship game by 1 point. vick let me down.

that's not true really. reggie wayne let me down.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"like i said, eagles fucked the giants on purpose and laid down"


I had that thought too; unless Vick really got banged up on that first play, he seemed to be dogging it....I mean, the dude ALWAYS destroys the Vikes D, even in good years for our D.

Jugdish said...

i lost my semi final by 5. started rivers over cassel

Beth said...

"like i said, eagles fucked the giants on purpose and laid down"

I really hope this was s.

40 is so old said...

"lost my $$$ championship game by 1 point. vick let me down."

i lost by 8.... i needed vick to throw a pick and then break his leg

BLUE said...

"Beaches, Jamaica or Turks and Caicos"

we're not taking the kids...i'm thinking of doing the Sandals thing though

El Padrino said...

"we're not taking the kids...i'm thinking of doing the Sandals thing though"


no kids, Sandals hands down
any location

phenominal resorts

El Padrino said...

"like i said, eagles fucked the giants on purpose and laid down"

I really hope this was s.


NS, you can't convince me otherwise no matter how ridiculous the idea of what i think happened sounds

Keef said...

"muddy buddy"


ahhhh, memories


/kod

Jugdish said...

, you can't convince me otherwise no matter how ridiculous the idea of what i think happened sounds



and you can quote him!

40 is so old said...

"NS, you can't convince me otherwise no matter how ridiculous the idea of what i think happened sounds"

ep took his crazy pills today

Keef said...

"like i said, eagles fucked the giants on purpose and laid down"


talk about woe

El Padrino said...

you see jimmy johnson hawking those penis pills?

El Padrino said...

"talk about woe"


that is far from woe, that's just crazy fandom talk

Keef said...

but hey, anything that inspires O:FCM is ok in my book

Keef said...

"you see jimmy johnson hawking those penis pills?"

for about the last 2 years

40 is so old said...

"that is far from woe"

eteo

Keef said...

"that is far from woe, that's just crazy fandom talk"


So woe. Got it

El Padrino said...

"for about the last 2 years"


but with infomercials now?

BLUE said...

cliff lee made the eagles lose that game

Keef said...

"eteo"

TP knows

Jugdish said...

for about the last 2 years


hilarity

El Padrino said...

everything isnt woe unless your name is aitch

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

well, in any case, now in all likelihood Philly will have to host GB...and they will get destroyed IMO

El Padrino said...

blue knows

Jugdish said...

you see jimmy johnson hawking those penis pills?



they work!

/tp

40 is so old said...

"cliff lee's wife's fisted vagina made the eagles lose that game"

fixed

Beth said...

"NS, you can't convince me otherwise no matter how ridiculous the idea of what i think happened sounds"

So the Eagles gave up a 1st round bye just to screw over the Giants? Wow, just wow.

Keef said...

"everything isnt woe unless your name is aitch"

true. But what you said was

tem said...

wedding is 11-5-11

40 is so old said...

"wedding is 11-5-11"

not according to blue

Keef said...

why not 11-11-11?



/losers

40 is so old said...

congrats, tem

El Padrino said...

i hope clay matthews eats vicks face and dances on his chest then slaps his mama and trains a pitbull to fight vick while he's tied to a tree in andy reids backyard while his two fat kids snort coke off of reid's wifes asshole all the while i fist cliff lee's wife in reids bathtub

El Padrino said...

"So the Eagles gave up a 1st round bye just to screw over the Giants? Wow, just wow."


women calling out irrational thoughts is uncle joey

El Padrino said...

"wedding is 11-5-11"

suite, i'm in

Jugdish said...

hell of a half time show

El Padrino said...

i hope you have crab cakes

crab cakes are phenonimal

Jugdish said...

"wedding is 11-5-11"


are there any train stations in notre dame?

/mize

El Padrino said...

i'm out if it's in notre dame

El Padrino said...

keef make sure all stores are stocked with champagna*

40 is so old said...

""wedding is 11-5-11"

suite, i'm in"

hc game against vandy... i'm out

Jugdish said...

there is going to a suite dragon theme for the ceremony


s

Jugdish said...

lots of diet pepsi at the reception too

Beth said...

Congrats tem!

Keef said...

"keef make sure all stores are stocked with champagna*"


why?


s

tem said...

hey i won the suicide pool twice.

go me.

Keef said...

tem, how big was the shotgun that femtem's dad was holding?


s

tem said...

wedding is in ND.

it'll be cold i bet.

tem said...

femtems dad died like 16yrs ago.

tem said...

as.

tem said...

so her brother was holding the 12 gauge...gage? gauge.

El Padrino said...

hire the tit bongo deejay tem, he's class

Keef said...

ah, my bad. apologies

Beth said...

"hey i won the suicide pool twice"

There's a joke in there somewhere about your engagement being suicide #3.

El Padrino said...

it'll be cold i bet.


only thing cold will be your feet

El Padrino said...

ah, my bad. apologies


face

Keef said...

woe is NY

El Padrino said...

Woe is H

*figged

El Padrino said...

HEY TEACHERS

LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

Jugdish said...

we don't need no educashun

/Lp


s

El Padrino said...

no walls today

tem said...

i'm hungry. and tired.

El Padrino said...

i'm on wall duty

El Padrino said...

rocking ac/dc

just in the mood to smash heads

BLUE said...

congrats tem


i had July 16th in the pool, but it must have gotten lost

BLUE said...

block that wall EP

BLUE said...

whip it good

BLUE said...

i think more teams should try and block punts

El Padrino said...

denied!

El Padrino said...

they wont because coaches love field position

BLUE said...

avg punt return in the NFL is like 6 yards though.

that's pathetic.

sell out, block punts

El Padrino said...

agree, in certain situations obviously

BLUE said...

if you can get 60 yards of field position on one blocked punt, that's better than 6 yards 5 times.

BLUE said...

plus, by selling out on the punt block you force the punter to hurry, rush the punt, maybe doesn't get a great punt off everytime.

and if all you're giving up is 6 yards each time, maybe you make that up by forcing shorter punts.

BLUE said...

i should be a special teams coach

El Padrino said...

see that ditka under armour commerical?

BLUE said...

send 10 guys everytime go after it

El Padrino said...

"i should be a special teams coach"

you can teach me blue

/steve

BLUE said...

if you have a devin hester or desean jackson type, then I might setup a few returns...maybe one per game

El Padrino said...

punting is hard

/chirs kluwe

El Padrino said...

Lloyd at least blue

BLUE said...

brandon lloyd had a great soundbyte in his press conference yesterday


somebody asked him if there is anything he'd like to say to the coaches who cut him and gave up on him in the past.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i think more teams should try and block punts


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


your logic is solid; the big fear for special teams coaches though is roughing the kicker (or running into the kicker in 4th and less than 5 situations). I think that's why it doesn't happen more

BLUE said...

Asked if he wanted to tell those three teams: ”told you so,” Lloyd said half-good naturedly, half-seriously: “”No, I want to say, FUCK you.’ And I mean that in the most professional way.”

El Padrino said...

"somebody asked him if there is anything he'd like to say to the coaches who cut him and gave up on him in the past."


i hate these/this stuff

like a coach or team is terible for cutting a guy who showed them nothing and gave them no reason to hold on to that prospect/player

it's clear he was shitty on most other teams and just blossomed in Denver

BLUE said...

i agree..it's a stupid question

but it was an awesome response

El Padrino said...

find your success and work to keep it

there are hundreds of players like this in the NFL

woodhead was cut by jets
cameron wake, arian foster, etc

El Padrino said...

awesome response


oh yes it was

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

it makes me chuckle that players in these situations talk about how much it motivated them



which is an implicit admission that they were not as motivated as they could have been...which seems to justify passing on or cutting them

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

I think if you offered me millions of dollars to do something, and I accepted the offer....I'd be pretty fooking motivated to get the job done as best I could

Jugdish said...

awesome response



i think its a funny response as in stupid funny. he'll probably revert to his old form next year

BLUE said...

not if you hated your quarterback

BLUE said...

and most these guys don't get paid millions.

they get paid hundreds of thousands

BLUE said...

"i think its a funny response as in stupid funny. he'll probably revert to his old form next year"

probably

he always could make the spectacular catches but then dropped a bunch of routine ones.

BLUE said...

so the broncos just throw him shitty passes so he has to make the spectacular grabs

BLUE said...

i remember watching him in a game when he was in SF, maybe his 2nd year in the league and thinking "damn this guy is awesome" then he'd drop a 7 yard curl

Jugdish said...

going here" for lunch and pre-game beer instead. good stuff

Jugdish said...

i don't think the bears are regretting cutting lloyd

El Padrino said...

trust me or whoever

players get cut cuz they suck (at that time)

every player that makes a roster has the talent, it's things like motivation, concentration, following team rules or being a good teammate, etc.

40 is so old said...

"going here" for lunch and pre-game beer instead"


instead of what?

El Padrino said...

i dont believe in unjustified cuts unless someone gets get for a roster move, then it's a coachs decision

rex ryan kept Joe McNight of woodhead

mistake

Jugdish said...

every player that makes a roster has the talent, it's things like motivation, concentration, calling the defensive plays, following team rules, having all the guys look up to you or being a good teammate, etc.



fixed

BLUE said...

"i don't think the bears are regretting cutting lloyd"

i think they do

Jugdish said...

instead of what?


BW2

BLUE said...

none of their wr are in the pro-bowl

Jugdish said...

none of their wr are in the pro-bowl


there are a lot of good WR not in the pro bowl

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"and most these guys don't get paid millions.

they get paid hundreds of thousands"


-eh; veteran minimum is $810K and average salary is 770K. Still should be enough motivation in that

Jugdish said...

eh; veteran minimum is $810K and average salary is 770K. Still should be enough motivation in that


pocket change


/blue

BLUE said...

"there are a lot of good WR not in the pro bowl"

exactly

Jugdish said...

the bears spread the ball around like the saints do. How many saints WR are in the pro bowl?

Jugdish said...

out

BLUE said...

how many saints QBs are in the pro-bowl?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

" A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger."


freaking suite; I figure I'm likely to meet my own demise playing real-life pitfall

BLUE said...

lp plays real life double dragon

El Padrino said...

i play real life alot of things

BLUE said...

rough touch?

El Padrino said...

paperboy, donkey kong, altered beast, streets of rage, contra

when video games were the shizzznit

BLUE said...

rampage

El Padrino said...

my hero, castlevania, sonic, earthworm jim and earl

oh shit

tem said...

sending 10 on the punt block everytime would lead to lots of successful fake punts.

even punters can make a 20 yd throw to a wide open gunner who you didn't bother to cover because you were sending 10.

Keef said...

rampage was grate

BLUE said...

but then the other coach would have to have the balls to call a fake.

and they don't, we're a nation of wusses

Keef said...

"if you can get 60 yards of field position on one blocked punt, that's better than 6 yards 5 times."


how'd you calculate that?


/lp

BLUE said...

tent city

El Padrino said...

speaker city

Keef said...

sin city

tem said...

pizza city

El Padrino said...

cock city

/lp

El Padrino said...

woe city

/aitch

El Padrino said...

as city

/keef

El Padrino said...

black city

/steve

El Padrino said...

old city

/tp

El Padrino said...

butthole city

/kod

El Padrino said...

slow city

/jug

El Padrino said...

rich city

/blue

BLUE said...

we built this city

El Padrino said...

we built this city on ROCK AND ROLL

Keef said...

"I’m a Christian, I’ve made mistakes myself, I believe fervently in second chances,” Carlson said. “But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a cruel, heartless way. Personally, I think he should’ve been executed for that."
"He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States is getting behind someone who murdered dogs? Kind of beyond the pale."


I ♥ the far right side

Keef said...

It's very Christian to execute people

El Padrino said...

what a ratard

Keef said...

gray maynard is going to win this weekend

tem said...

christians rule

tem said...

i forgot there was ufc this weekend.

i agree maynard wins.

so he won't.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

It's very Christian to execute people

christians rule


-careful not to group Catholics in with that though; I disagree with a lot of their dogma, but they are strongly anti-death penalty, which I respect.

Keef said...

i might go watch the ppv. Some big names fighting

Keef said...

I'm Catholic. I'm not against the death penalty

Keef said...

bert not suspended by the NFL, but was fined $50k for not cooperating

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"I'm Catholic. I'm not against the death penalty"


but your religion is...I didn't say all catholics opposed the death penalty....most do though, because it is a crystal clear directive from the Pope and Church officials

tem said...

i'm catholic. not confirmed.

yet.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

most Catholics I know are democrats or moderates; aside from the abortion issue, their core precepts line up with progressive values


the cooco-banana religious conservatives are almost all protestants

tem said...

Clay Guida vs. Takanori Gomi


this should be an exciting fight.

tem said...

over under for the number of times guida brushes his hair off his face is 95.5

tem said...

i need to learn about this catholic stuff. i am SAS that they are anti death penalty.

El Padrino said...

i'm catholic

fry the bastards

Keef said...

"most Catholics I know are democrats or moderates"


FACE!!!

/lp

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

that was close

El Padrino said...

yo

El Padrino said...

dammit

El Padrino said...

all you guys did was weaken a blogosphere

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"i need to learn about this catholic stuff. i am SAS that they are anti death penalty."


I was too at first, but it's all about the sanctity of human life above all else....pretty much the same reasoning as with the pro-life stance.

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

also why under Catholic theory, that suicide is treated as severely as any other murder

El Padrino said...

suicide is the ultimate no-no

El Padrino said...

im catholic and pro-choice and pro- death penalty

an odd bird for sure

El Padrino said...

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