Monday, December 20, 2010

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-sus Christ, NY sucks

I was going to call this post "5 days til christmas", but anytime the Giants choke like that you have to go with that.

It was awesome seeing the NYG blow that game yesterday. The only bad thing is that it was against Philly. Rev had approximately 28 posts on FB within an hour of the game, with a number of video links. He's so fucking insufferable. I think Philly has blown right past NY for me into 2nd place as most annoying sports cities. So it's Boston #1, Philly #2, and NY #3. But seriously, fuck all those cities. They're the new axis of evil.

I guess rev also went to NY and saw Prince in concert this weekend. I hope he wore some long underwear to help with the prince chills. heyooooooooo. Actually, what rev calls "long underwear", most people call "yacht sail". heyoooooooo

Bowl games started on Saturday. All of them were blowouts. The real bowl season starts tomorrow night.

Did anyone see SNL this weekend? There was a pretty funny skit they did as the Kardashians. Basically it showed 3 chicks playing the 3 sisters, all dressed up in Christmas getup. The first chick says "Hi, I'm Kim. I'm dressed up as sexy santa". The next chick says "Hi, I'm Kourtney. I'm dressed up as sexy santa". Third chick is like a foot taller and says "Hi, I'm Khloe. I'm dressed up as santa". Made me aitch.

Amen, brother Gene
/freak

I hope cmk gets me that pull-up bar you can hang in a doorway, and some dumbbells so I can get started with P90X and take that shit seriously finally.

No softball last night because the other team didn't show up. I hate that shit because we all show up and not one dude on the other team showed up. At least call the park and say you're not gonna show up so we don't have to, douchebags.

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Beth said...

I was really looking forward this morning to seeing EP's gloating and then anger/bitterness over the g-men game yesterday. Very disappointing that he stayed away from LOV during all that.

ns

tem said...

I like the new beth photo

Beth said...

Thanks, it was cold as hell when I posed for it.

s

El Padrino said...

shut up beth

El Padrino said...

i dont frequent lov much on the weekends

El Padrino said...

and you shut your mouth

El Padrino said...

so i had the baby on my chest sleeping while i was watching and cmep was sleeping right next to me so i watch the game tying td, which anyone could see was coming given the drive they had, but then i think shit, 1:13 or whatever all 3 timeouts, FG baby, then 3 and out.

then they line up to punt and i see that punk bitch waiting for the ball and im thinking no way they punt to him, then they punted to him and you know what happened

it was the quitest angry i've ever been that somehow i woke up cmep without even saying a word, i think the redness of my body, the rage she felt in the bed woke her up

El Padrino said...

in my mind i murdered rev and fisted cliff lee's wife

El Padrino said...

but in reality all i did was shut down the tv and cooked like an animal

El Padrino said...

that was the worse loss since the San fran playoff game a few years back, i refuse to look it up i think its 02

Keef said...

"It's a bet"


Let's make it a merchandise bet

Keef said...

"Acting like the Breer's don't have the best rotation in the NL Central, hey? Cute."


That's not saying much. But their 'pen is probably among the worse* in the majors

El Padrino said...

to be so dominant in the first 52 minutes of the game then to unravel like that, i dont know if i've ever seen that

El Padrino said...

wonder how close coughlin was to having a stroke

El Padrino said...

god damn it motherfucker shit face dick bag cunt fucker

El Padrino said...

"So it's Boston #1, Philly #2, and NY #3."

suite, you are turning a corner, by the time we are done with lov you will love nyc

El Padrino said...

damn that vick

Keef said...

"suite, you are turning a corner, by the time we are done with lov you will love nyc"


I will bet you $1000 that won't happen

Keef said...

honestly, Philly is just moving up because of rev

Beth said...

"shut up beth"

Should I also make you a sandwich?

Beth said...

"honestly, Philly is just moving up because of rev"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

rev and cliff lee

Beth said...

Philly is also the only team in the NFC that really scares me. An NFC championship game in Atlanta against Vick and the Eagles would be sick.

El Padrino said...

giants would eat matt ryans face if they played

El Padrino said...

if kolb is the qb giants win by 90

Keef said...

ahik*

El Padrino said...

vick runs right past the blitzes, or just out runs them

just like madden

El Padrino said...

"honestly, Philly is just moving up because of rev"

i'll take it!

El Padrino said...

philly is my #1

i dotn even care about boston anymore and since im not a yankee fan my only true hate is philadelphia those fucking disgusting rabid phillies and the cock sucking eagles

andy god damn reid is like sweater vest to Lloyd, owns the giants

BLUE said...

vick doesn't even look like he's running hard and just keeps pulling away from dudes

Beth said...

"giants would eat matt ryans face if they played"

Too bad the Giants won't even make the playoffs for us to find out.

Beth said...

"vick doesn't even look like he's running hard and just keeps pulling away from dudes"


I'm faster than he is.

/tjw

BLUE said...

eating his face is against the rules for sure

BLUE said...

it would probably be roughing the passer

BLUE said...

since defensive players aren't allowed to touch the QB in the head

El Padrino said...

i mean i hate new england pats but you have to think about the people in Maine, Vermont, Conn, New Hamp and Rhode Island....i dont hate them

i hate the celtics and bill simmons and the ratarted accent and the machismo and the stupid fucking bruins

El Padrino said...

Too bad the Giants won't even make the playoffs for us to find out.


bet

El Padrino said...

beth we fall because we have to learn to pick ourselves up

BLUE said...

cmblue: "why are you rooting for the eagles"

blue: "i just think it's going to be hilarious when the gints lose after being up by 28"

cmblue: "oh look he's going to run that punt back for a td"

blue: {laughing}

Keef said...

"and the ratarted accent and the machismo"

yeah NY has none of that

El Padrino said...

easy bluebow

El Padrino said...

"yeah NY has none of that"

not everyone and not THAT bad

El Padrino said...

the machismo is mistaken for toughness in nyc whereas the machismo is Bahstahn is DOUCHE

Keef said...

blue: "i just think it's going to be hilarious when the gints lose after being up by 28"



shamblue

Keef said...

"the machismo is mistaken for toughness"


ok

BLUE said...

tom cruise and katie holmes are still married?

El Padrino said...

aja, as a fan, there are very few losses that actually hurt

this one hurts

i mean im sure it doesnt hurt like 18-1 hurts but still, it sucks wish it werent against philly

that's what really grabs my ass

Beth said...

"Too bad the Giants won't even make the playoffs for us to find out.

bet"

Sure, why not? 3 days - you win if the Giants make the playoffs and I win if they don't. (In reality I think this bet is decided by when Aaron Rodgers comes back, which in all honesty I haven't googled.)

Keef said...

rodgers should be back this week

BLUE said...

gus johnson calling tebow plays was awesome

Keef said...

ahik

/lp

El Padrino said...

"Sure, why not? 3 days - you win if the Giants make the playoffs and I win if they don't. (In reality I think this bet is decided by when Aaron Rodgers comes back, which in all honesty I haven't googled.)"

let's do it

he's playing

Beth said...

Done.

Beth said...

And if the Giants do squeak into the playoffs and if they do end up playing the Falcons (2hiik), we need to bet like a week, since they'll eat matt ryan's face and all.

BLUE said...

if ep loses he should be forced to have sex with Matt Ryan's wife/fiancee

BLUE said...

or at least have to look at her picture while masturbating furiously

El Padrino said...

"or at least have to look at her picture while masturbating furiously

if ep loses he should be forced to have sex with Matt Ryan's wife/fiancee"

both non-issues

El Padrino said...

we need to bet like a week

a month

Keef said...

"if ep loses he should be forced to have sex with Matt Ryan's wife/fiancee"


harsh punishment

Keef said...

EP can get all froggy with this bet because he knows the giants won't make it

Beth said...

"a month"

Done.

H said...

if ep has to bang Mrs. Matty Ice, then if Beth loses she should ha e to bang Steve...

H said...

Or post nude pictures of herself. That would be acceptable too.

El Padrino said...

fucking brady, puts up an avg of like 45 points with 350+ passing every other week but the week i need him too

yesterday fucking sucked balls

El Padrino said...

cowher to houston jug

lock it up

Keef said...

tem & I are still going in survivor II

El Padrino said...

Q: Why was he able to?

A: Because we were rushing the passer and the quarterback quite frankly looked to me like he was looking to run.


^^^^this

not saying those were the play calls but vick looked at read #1 and took off more than once, to his credit obviously, but those coaches had no control over mike in the last 6 minutes and it worked for them

El Padrino said...

also, yesterday felt like the phillies scoring 4 in the bottom of the ninth to win against the mets

He didn't take it slow said...

"honestly, Philly is just moving up because of rev"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

He didn't take it slow said...

or at least have to look at her picture while masturbating furiously



hilarity

He didn't take it slow said...

cowher to houston jug

lock it up



really?

El Padrino said...

dont know how flacco and cam cameron do it but they make Boldin look like a fucking dud, i'd throw him the ball as often as possible

BLUE said...

to answer keith's questions from the other day.

you're way better off getting the $600 deductible and 100% pay this next year to get her through the delivery and all the young kid appointments.

He didn't take it slow said...

Giants losing was good for the Bears...Bears own the tie breaker with the Eagles.

BLUE said...

also, insurance allows you 30 days after delivery for you to retro the child's coverage.

So you have a couple weeks to get them setup, in the first 30 days newborns are automatically covered under the mother's plan

El Padrino said...

"really?"

giants aint gonna hire him

He didn't take it slow said...

is there any plan that will cover your face?



s

He didn't take it slow said...

Lp...got that Dodge jersey on order? i bet you can get a game worn one pretty cheap

He didn't take it slow said...

"with 14 seconds left in a 31-31 game, chose to not do what his coach told him and actually punted the ball to the most dangerous punt-return man in football for no apparent reason."



Devin Hester wasn't playing yesterday

BLUE said...

"Devin Hester wasn't playing yesterday"

but desean jackson was

tem said...

was josh cribbs?

tem said...

"tem & I are still going in survivor II"

yeah, quit it.

He didn't take it slow said...

what wall?


/rex ryan

He didn't take it slow said...

finally!

/mize

El Padrino said...

this assange thing is gonna produce a pretty suite spy movie soon

Keef said...

thanks for the advise*, blue

Keef said...

"also, yesterday felt like the phillies scoring 4 in the bottom of the ninth to win against the mets"


It's like Dodge watched strike 3 to end the NLCS

Todd Packer said...

"also, yesterday felt like the phillies scoring 4 in the bottom of the ninth to win against the mets"


no it didn't

Todd Packer said...

"It was awesome seeing the NYG blow that game yesterday. The only bad thing is that it was against Philly"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

damn, pats D got some garbage points late in the game last night, now i'm losing in my $$ league... is purple jesus playing tonight?

Todd Packer said...

2 sacks and a fumble recovery in the last 2 minutes = 4 points and now i'm down 2 points

Keef said...

Peterson may or may not play tonight

El Padrino said...

Lions!

/meiz

Keef said...

tem

BLUE said...

tem likes axe?

BLUE said...

(s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Peterson (knee) returned to practice Saturday, and the Vikings remain optimistic that he'll be able to play Monday against Chicago"

Spaceman Spiff said...

jacoby ford!

BLUE said...

rome should play the tebow audio by Gus Johnson, not by the Denver radio guy

El Padrino said...

yeah Gus was a lil overboard

WHO SAID HE CAN'T THROW!

after a shitty throw that Gaffney had to leap and catch barely

El Padrino said...

6 inches tonight for that game

El Padrino said...

"6 inches tonight for that game"

what a coincidence

/beth

El Padrino said...

choade blaster

lol, sfw

El Padrino said...

i just cant stop reading all the hangover giants articles

despite them causing me pain

im like a goth girl who cuts herself right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The sister and cousin of New Orleans guard Willie Green died in a car accident last night after attending the Hornets-Pistons game."

brutal

""They went off the roadway at a high rate of speed, went airborne and hit the tree with the roof of the car," police said this morning. "It wasn’t the road conditions; the road was fine. It was the speed."
Alcohol may have been a factor, police say"

oh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"im like a goth girl who cuts herself right now"

if you wanna keep it going

watch this

El Padrino said...

beer muscles

tem said...

The sister and cousin of New Orleans guard Willie Green "

sister and cousin....two people or is he from wava?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sister and cousin....two people or is he from wava?"

thought that too, 2 people

Keef said...

"6 inches tonight for that game"



So 3". Got it

/cmlp

Keef said...

LP, I accept your apology about the Cards advise*

El Padrino said...

The Cardinals!! The Panthers!!!

Can you feel it!!!

El Padrino said...

who gives a crap, i handicap big time games baby

cmon
(dramtic pause)







son

El Padrino said...

i taught you the 1pm West coast kickoff rule

Keef said...

betting on football is your handicap

Keef said...

"i taught you the 1pm West coast kickoff rule"


Um, no. That started with SG

El Padrino said...

"Um, no. That started with SG"

maybe to you before i read SG i knew of this phenominam*

Keef said...

"maybe to you before i read SG i knew of this phenominam*"


So you didn't teach me. Got it

Keef said...

Did you teach your son to masturbate furiously yet?

El Padrino said...

nah that's self taught, i leave that to god and skinemax

El Padrino said...

speaking of snl keef, the i just had sex thing was funny

El Padrino said...

i was reading Leviticus which is a book in the bible, dont ask, and i came across some interesting knowledge about what moses said you can eat and not eat

im a sinner

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"6 inches tonight for that game"


and below zero windchills



I'm pumped (ns); since I never go to Vikings games, I love that they are playing outdoors in December and the worse the weather, the better IMO

El Padrino said...

ok kod

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i was reading Leviticus which is a book in the bible, dont ask


ah Leviticus, always quoted by the religious right in telling us what we shouldn't be doing

El Padrino said...

"Tell the people of Isra'el, 'These are the living creatures which you may eat among all the land animals: 3 any that has a separate hoof which is completely divided and chews the cud - these animals you may eat. 4 But you are not to eat those that only chew the cud or only have a separate hoof. For example, the camel, the coney and the hare are unclean for you, because they chew the cud but don't have a separate hoof; 5 6 7 while the pig is unclean for you, because, although it has a separate and completely divided hoof, it doesn't chew the cud."

shut your mouth esssay*
i love pork

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

ok kod


well, it might not be quite as entertaining as yesterday's Philly/Giants game, but I'm hoping it's close

tem said...

"So 3". Got it

/cmlp"


if i get it twice that counts as 6" /lp

El Padrino said...

3 inches is tiny

El Padrino said...

the megan fox pics today dont do much for me

so white and skinny, she might be on crach*

El Padrino said...

if someone is 3 inches that's fucked up

El Padrino said...

i dont know how there werent any fights at the giant game after, cuz i know the eagle fans were not celebrating quietly

El Padrino said...

how come freak aint on here talking bout the womanz uconn team

Todd Packer said...

uf strug-a-ling against jacksonville right now.... not sure why they are playing a 1pm monday game

Todd Packer said...

up 2 with 30 seconds left and trying to choke

Todd Packer said...

choke complete

Todd Packer said...

trying to choke again in ot

Keef said...

"speaking of snl keef, the i just had sex thing was funny"


yeah that was pretty good

Todd Packer said...

how do you beat k-state saturday and then lose to jacksonville?

Keef said...

"I love that they are playing outdoors in December and the worse the weather, the better IMO"


Since the Bears play outdoors, I'm guessing they would have the advantage

Todd Packer said...

1st jacksonville basketball win over uf in 15 years

El Padrino said...

Here are the cities

1. Norman, Oklahoma
2. Honolulu, Hawaii
3. Riverside, California
4. Madison, Wisconsin
5. San Jose, California
6. Tallahassee, Florida
7. Omaha, Nebraska
8. Albuquerque, New Mexico
9. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
10. Bend, Oregon
11. Salt Lake City, Utah
12. Ann Arbor, Michigan
13. Atlanta, Georgia
14. Los Angeles, California
15. Bethesda, Maryland
16. Phoenix, Arizona
17. Washington, D.C.
18. Chicago, Illinois
19. Milwaukee, Wisconsin
20. Villanova, Pennsylvania
21. Sacramento, California
22. Louisville, Kentucky
23. Syracuse, New York
24. New Haven, Connecticut
25. Buffalo, New York
26. Las Vegas, Nevada
27. New York, New York
28. Scottsdale, Arizona
29. Miami, Florida
30. Boston, Massachusetts
31. Cincinnati, Ohio

tainted water

Keef said...

"how do you beat k-state saturday and then lose to jacksonville?"


play for FU

Todd Packer said...

i need some inside info on peterson. kod?

Keef said...

"tainted water"

glad I don't live in any of those cities

Todd Packer said...

"play for FU"


yep

Keef said...

You all can quit calling me a cheap, lying motherfucker. The I-pads are in. Let me know how you’d like to receive. I can prob have them delivered to the office and held by someone you choose.



Ipad guy sent that email today. Looks like I might get my ipad soon.


ahik
/lp

Todd Packer said...

classy email

El Padrino said...

"There's no better place to be sports fan right now than Philadelphia"
link
wft is this shit

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

i need some inside info on peterson. kod?


wish I had some; all I have is a gut feeling he will play (which probably means he won't play)

El Padrino said...

i'd like an ipad

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Since the Bears play outdoors, I'm guessing they would have the advantage


me too; not too concerned with wins or losses at this point of the season....I just want the game to be as cold, slippery, and crazy as possible

Keef said...

"classy email"


liquor business. Lots of emails like that

ns

Todd Packer said...

"(which probably means he won't play)"


grate*

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

it could possibly be the last home Vikings game EVAAAA


let's make it a memorable one

Keef said...

the end of the email had this ps...


Mark-you’ll have to wait until I get back next week. I’d like defecate on yours before you receive.

Keef said...

"it could possibly be the last home Vikings game EVAAAA"

stop it

Todd Packer said...

funny ps

El Padrino said...

whitlocks on vicks

Todd Packer said...

wall

El Padrino said...

id say

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

id say

El Padrino said...

good talk

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

3 minute walls are the better

BLUE said...

"it could possibly be the last home Vikings game EVAAAA"


they'll still have home games...just in LA

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

but would they be the Vikings?

H said...

"Looks like I might get my ipad soon."

Doens't matter. You're too cheap to pay for text messaging, I doubt you'll pay for any type of service for your ipad

H said...

"but would they be the Vikings?"

Why not? The basketball team is still the Lakers...

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

Peterson out

official

Todd Packer said...

"Peterson out

official"


crap

Spaceman Spiff said...

favre starting

a lot of peeps who used webb at WR in fantasy are fucked

Keef said...

"Doens't matter. You're too cheap to pay for text messaging, I doubt you'll pay for any type of service for your ipad"


Yeah they don't have wifi anywhere because it's 1991 here

Keef said...

ironic that I'm called cheap by aitch

Keef said...

csil & hsil @ that xmas party on Saturday

H said...

"ironic that I'm called cheap by aitch"

I'm not cheap, I'm broke. Subtle difference.

H said...

I forget, which one is csil. The brunette or the blonde?

Keef said...

"I'm not cheap, I'm broke. Subtle difference."

And I'm not cheap, I don't spend money on shit I don't need.....anymore

Keef said...

csil is the blonde

Keef said...

the gummy one

Keef said...

/spiff

H said...

So when am I coming to AZ to meet hsil?

S

H said...

"And I'm not cheap, I don't spend money on shit I don't need.....anymore"

I hear ya there bro

Keef said...

you working?

H said...

nah, I'm at practice with another band. Two vocalists, so I get to comment when I'm not singing. I pulled a 20 hr shift last night into this morning for the Pats game.

H said...

When I look at it that way, the $300 i took home seems way less impressive.

Keef said...

looks cold at the bears game

Keef said...

almost need to mute the game because jaworski & gruden are doing nothing but stroking bert

Keef said...

Int for Peppers

Keef said...

The Big East has five teams in the top 10 of this week's ESPN/USA Today coaches' poll with the additions of Villanova and Georgetown.



none of them will get past the suite 16

Keef said...

bert got ko

Mize said...

"Let's make it a merchandise bet"


Depends on the merch.

Keef said...

whatta you got?

Mize said...

"csil & hsil @ that xmas party on Saturday"

Looking thru the slideshow, I don't think I'd like to hang around people or a place like that.

That's some of the most bourgeois shit on earth.

Mize said...

"whatta you got?"


What kind of stuff?

Mize said...

Shit! I forgot to send Kod's Solstice-type-stuff gift.

I gotta get on that.

He didn't take it slow said...

Maryland coach getting fired and winning ACC coach of the year is funny

He didn't take it slow said...

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