Friday, December 03, 2010

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Heat crushed the Cavs. Non-story. Yeah the first 10 minutes were fun but then reality kicked in and those guys, that team he left. Are dogs. Cleveland sucks. Heard Bernie Kosar was there. Way to bust out the greats Cleveland.

I know Vick is having this phenominal year and he's an inspiration to all inmates but dude still can't make certain throws. Every once in a while he'll skip a pass. He's not a great pocket passer by any means. Just throwing that out there. On fact, if you keep the Philly WR's in front of you and your able to get some pressure, the Eagles will lose. I do like me some Jeremy Maclin though. Good WR.

Does Joe Theisman have a son in the military because I need to make fun of him. He's dog retarded.

New Orleans (-6.5) @ Cincy - Cincy stinks. Don't look now, it was like the four weeks ago (after Clev loss) everyone was saying what's wrong with the Saints? Ripped off 4 in a row and are 8-3 a game out of first and they get Atlanta again before it's all said and done. This is the last cupcake they'll see though. Got Baltimore, Tampa, Atlanta and St. Loo to finish.


Chicago (-3.5) over Detroit - Bears flying high after the Eagle win. I worry about this, upset special here.



S - The Lions are 50 minute team. Still a work in progress. No worries here.

San Fran @ Green Bay (-9.5) - No Gore, 1pm West Coast team rule, cold has hell (ETEO no?). Beat down.

Jax @ Tennessee (off) - Chris Johnson abuses the Jaguars. After watching Rusty Sunday I'm sure he's telling Cancer Humdinger to give CJ the ball 50 times.

Denver @ KC (-8.5) - Haley wants this game bad. For obvious reasons. This guy is nuts. I think he beats his wife.

Cleveland @ Miami (-4.5) - $20 Miami wins out.

Buffalo (+6) over Minnesota - So the vikes are good now because Farve ran for a first down to ice the game against shitty Washington?

Washington (+7) over Giants - Skins can stuff the run, Giants have to throw but to who. Two top WR's are still out, this means more Kevin Boss, more Travis Beckum and more Derek Hagan. Not good. Giants squeak out another one but only because the Washington offense is disgusting.

Oakland @ San Diego (-13) - Big number but they just whupped up on the Colts. And it's December. $100 Chargers win out.

Dallas @ Indy (5.5) - Yeah right the Colts are going to lose 3 in a row. Cmon man. I don't care if Freak "Silly Socks" Baker lines up at TE this week they win. By more than 7.

St. Louis (-3) over Arizona - The SPAGS are going to demolish The Whiz. LOCK IT UP.

Carolina @ Seattle (-6) - Carroll's done alright so far, didn't think they'd be close to getting 7 wins, a win Sunday gets them 6 with 4 left. Possible.

Atlanta (-3) over Tampa - Bucs ain't ready for this man. They've lost to every team that had a winning record. They ain't really a 7-4 team yea know.

Pittsburgh (+3) over Baltimore - I don't know man, these games are always close and always close to the spread in difference. I like the Steelers because they seem angry, talking that me against the world crap already. And because Mendenhall is a tougher back this year. And because Big Ben missed the first heavyweight fight.

Jets @ New England (-3) - Pats playing extremely well as of late. Very efficient on offense (115 points in 3 games) also I think like 6-1 since Randy Moss trade. they know what the fuck they are doing. Here's to hoping they lose in the Conference Championship game.

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Jugdish said...

On fact, if you keep the Philly WR's in front of you and your able to get some pressure, the Eagles will lose.


After their game last week i kept hearing the Bears "finally" figured out how to contain Vick. The Bears have always played Vick well.

Jugdish said...

RIP Ron Santo

Jugdish said...

Cleveland @ Miami (-4.5) - $20 Miami wins out.


how about $20 worth of sausage?

/keef

Jugdish said...

Freak "Silly Socks" Baker


chuckle

Jugdish said...

Buffalo (+6) over Minnesota - So the vikes are good now because Farve ran for a first down to ice the game against shitty Washington?



Give L.A. some credit

Jugdish said...

talking that me against the world crap already.


Same here

/mize

Jugdish said...

I'm really glad I'm not a Cleveland sports fan. It would suck that to have my greatest sports memory come from the Major League movie.


like Rev with Rocky

Jugdish said...

Dallas @ Indy (5.5)


will the barber take that bet?

Jugdish said...

James delayed his traditional game-day nap to meet with one of his business partners in the lounge of the Ritz-Carlton.



hopefully he got his afternoon bottle

Jugdish said...

"Merry Quitness"



chuckle

Jugdish said...

"I don't want to apologize," he said. "I think my intentions were not to hurt anyone. My intentions were solely on kids during that whole process."


I call bullshit. He could have just donated money to the kids instead of staging this whole "look at me" spectacle.

Jugdish said...

my Griswold jersey should be here soon...suite!

BLUE said...

fuck lebron

tem said...

who is lebron?

El Padrino said...

"After their game last week i kept hearing the Bears "finally" figured out how to contain Vick. The Bears have always played Vick well."


Giants laid that blueprint in the loss meathead

El Padrino said...

i'm over the lebron thing

in reality, no one would stay in cleveland

El Padrino said...

still dont want to see him win

El Padrino said...

but im done feeling sorry for the cavs

El Padrino said...

did you see the starting lineup?

El Padrino said...

byron scott must be pissed

El Padrino said...

bacon

tem said...

cavs are who we thought they were

tem said...

and we let them off the hook

Jugdish said...

Giants laid that blueprint in the loss meathead



I'm not just talking about this year

tem said...

take it slow jug, its only been like 10 games they've slowed him down.

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE Cleveland!

El Padrino said...

this homo sent out an farewell email and this was his fucking message

"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face.
And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."


faggot

El Padrino said...

what man says these things

Jugdish said...

what man says these things



a graceful and beautiful man

/h

El Padrino said...

i was thinking that

El Padrino said...

is it me or Mariucci makes no sense 80% of the time?

tem said...

i don't want the sun in my face, then its in my eyes, i can't see and i get sun burnt. fuck that guy.

Jugdish said...

"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face.
And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."



cmlp just posted that on fb

El Padrino said...

sounds like a damn thomas kinkade card

tem said...

wft is thomas kinkade?

tem said...

does thomas kinkade mean gay?

tem said...

i saw two thomas kinkades making out in the short north because that's where the thomas kinkades of columbus hang out.

El Padrino said...

it's some art guy so yeah it's guy

tem said...

you're guy

El Padrino said...

vanna, I'd like to buy an "A" please

Mize said...

Fuck Ron Santo.

Terrible commentator. He was just a cheerleader.

Mize said...

The son in the military thing is lame. I'll make fun of who I please. Not my fault your kid's the one that volunteered to get shot at.

El Padrino said...

communist

Jugdish said...

Not my fault your kid's the one that volunteered to get shot at.


yes it is

El Padrino said...

jordan's new digs

El Padrino said...

cmep : my mom asked me to take her to the mall Wednesday

ep: i'm off wednesday

cmep: ok good you can come

ep: I'm putting wed back and taking another day

cmep: whatever

BLUE said...

jordan's house dwarfs those huge houses around him

BLUE said...

isn't all porn free?

BLUE said...

haven't you heard of the internet

El Padrino said...

uh, are yout talking to me?

El Padrino said...

i know you know i know that all porn is free

Jugdish said...

sg up

Hey there! said...

"cole slaw is the worse

fized*"


good fizz

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Every once in a while he'll skip a pass."


As opposed to Eli, who makes 100% of his passes

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

This post was HDHtacular

Hey there! said...

"Give L.A. some credit"


aitch


and....teardrop

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Fuck Ron Santo.

Terrible commentator. He was just a cheerleader."


100% of color commentators are cheerleaders

El Padrino said...

"As opposed to Eli, who makes 100% of his passes"


Eli > Vick, pocket passer

El Padrino said...

you know that

Jugdish said...

100% of color commentators are cheerleaders


that's lame. its not my fault he is a color commentator

/mize

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Ending to the ASU/UA game last night was suite. ASU blocks an extra point with 20 seconds left to send it to OT and then blocks an extra point in 2nd OT to win it

Todd Packer said...

"100% of color commentators are cheerleaders"

not true

El Padrino said...

Instead of the national anthem, I half-expected the Cavs to bring out Alanis Morissette to sing "You Oughta Know."


cue up the fucking uncle joey song bitches!

Hey there! said...

"I'm really glad I'm not a Cleveland sports fan. It would suck that to have my greatest sports memory come from the Major League movie.


like Rev with Rocky"


-or me with the Mighty Ducks

El Padrino said...

Ending to the ASU/UA game last night was suite. ASU blocks an extra point with 20 seconds left to send it to OT and then blocks an extra point in 2nd OT to win it

hdh game, saw it

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"Eli > Vick, pocket passer"


OK. All "pocket passer" really means is "slow"

Todd Packer said...

"Ending to the ASU/UA game last night was suite. ASU blocks an extra point with 20 seconds left to send it to OT and then blocks an extra point in 2nd OT to win it"

yeah, i was watching... big win, keith

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"not true"

OK. 90%

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"yeah, i was watching... big win, keith"

takes a little sting out of a .500 season

Todd Packer said...

"OK. 90%"

AA

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

although 4 of ASU's losses were by a total of 9 pts

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I got that Jesse Ventura conspiracies book @ the library yesterday. Hopefully it entertains me

Todd Packer said...

"takes a little sting out of a .500 season"

bowl eligible now, right?

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"bowl eligible now, right?"

They need help. 2 of their wins were against I-AA teams. So they need there to be a shortage of bowl eligible teams

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

best thing that came out of this season, other than beating UA, is fucking Threet getting KO against UCLA and Osweiler coming in and winning the last 2 games. Hopefully that will open Erickson's eyes so he can see that Threet is so fucking awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

matty ice got engaged with this

beff will fit in nicely as a mistress

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

Michigan needs to keep their garbage players to themselves

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

yeah that bitch is gross

El Padrino said...

threet is awful

El Padrino said...

asu lost a game on missed or blocked extra points and last night they won one

imagine that

El Padrino said...

i love mike stoops face(s)

El Padrino said...

the qb walking around with that devil stick whatever you call that was gay though

El Padrino said...

"matty ice got engaged with this"

wow, not a good look matty

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"asu lost a game on missed or blocked extra points and last night they won one

imagine that"


Yeah, they lost 2 games like that.

Uncle joey

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"i love mike stoops face(s)"


He's the best. It's like he thinks his team has never committed a penalty

El Padrino said...

stoops, jerry glanville and todd haley would make a great sideline

Spaceman Spiff said...

black spiderman plays for my alma mater

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

I didn't know spiff was an anteater

Hey there! said...

Although the weather sucks, I must say November and December are *by far* the best two months of the year at work

8 paid holidays plus the directive to use as much excess vacation time as possible to avoid rolling over too much into the next year (doesn't hurt that our office PTO policy is straight out of Western Europe)


eow

El Padrino said...

thought this was interesting, about bees

Jugdish said...

Arian Foster

Jugdish said...

turkey caller

Hey there! said...

nice to see the big snowstorm coming in is going to miss us almost completely

So far this winter I've had to drive about 1000 miles through 3 separate winter storms, help sdkod2 out of the ditch (it's good to always have kitty litter handy here in the Winter), and deal with the pain-in-the-ass accident thing; it also got down to -10 last night (way too early for that extreme cold). Well played winter, well played.


on the plus side, only 1.5 months to Maui.

Todd Packer said...

nothing better than a good turkey caller video


/ep

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

cmkod went loco

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

hilarity

Hey there! said...

"On November 17, Apple Valley police were called to the Arkley home to investigate the death of the Rhonda’s 22-year-old son, who was found dead in his bedroom. There were no obvious signs of trauma and the death is still under investigation awaiting the coroner’s ruling on the cause of death."

sad; I wonder if she suspected him of killing their son

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

it also got down to -10 last night

Todd Packer said...

stop your woeing kod.... i'm dealing with a cold front here in tampa.... temps in low 60s are brutal

s

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"temps in low 60s are brutal"


this

Hey there! said...

yeah, it's all relative; I would SUFFER in the summer in AZ or FL (ns)


I'm miserable if it's over 80 degrees

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this"

this

been in the 50's-60's the past couple of weeks, getting back to normal now

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

My dashboard had a snowflake next to the temperature the other night

Spaceman Spiff said...

bacon paradise was on last night, havent seen that one, recorded it

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

and the heater automatically turnt* on

Hey there! said...

I had my first fishtail of the winter on my way home last night; no problems though


The thing that really sucks about Bemidji winters is that those chemicals they use to melt the snow don't work when it gets under 10 degrees or so.

So our road conditions get way worse than most of the Country (even Mpls)

El Padrino said...

kod lives in buffalo

Todd Packer said...

"and the heater automatically turnt* on"

keith drives a KITT car?

El Padrino said...

Arian Foster

what's with the blacks wearingh those oversized black rimmed glasses?

Hey there! said...

kod lives in buffalo


except we're waaaay colder, and they get waaaay more snow

El Padrino said...

"bacon paradise was on last night, havent seen that one, recorded it"

it's awesome

El Padrino said...

the cave protects youz though

El Padrino said...

hasnt been cold yet

Hey there! said...

"the cave protects youz though"


yeah, I just have to get it weatherized

El Padrino said...

yeah, I just have to get it weatherized


piss ice

Jugdish said...

My dashboard had a snowflake next to the temperature the other night



that was dandruff

El Padrino said...

sonic cash 4 gold shirt

BLUE said...

fucking fridays

Jugdish said...

end of an era

/freak

El Padrino said...

elia dissing tom cucch, tom cucch putting it in her ass

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"keith drives a KITT car?"


KITT, VW
tomayto, tomahto

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

today is hsil's bday. Attention whoring will be off the chain all day

El Padrino said...

hsilep celebrates like a week for her birfday

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

"hsilep celebrates like a week for her birfday"

same here. cmk put a post on fb earlier this week that it's 2 months until her do* date, and hsil comments well it's my birthday in 2 days. dumb bitch

El Padrino said...

"same here. cmk put a post on fb earlier this week that it's 2 months until her do* date,"

ugh, facebook

like she's giving birf or something

El Padrino said...

whitlock

I ♥ Rex Ryne* said...

wall

El Padrino said...

yeah this place is shit

Jugdish said...

Not my fault no one is posting.

/mize

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna see The Warrior's Way today

El Padrino said...

the fuck are you doing

El Padrino said...

my favorite actor is in Warriors Way



Tony Cox

Mize said...

I'm off today, fucker

Mize said...

Went to the mall, Walmart, and maybe a film,

Spaceman Spiff said...

unnecessary comma

BLUE said...

wow sounds like a full day.

didn't have time for THE home depot?

El Padrino said...

how you get a day off you just started

El Padrino said...

first sick days now a day off

you are whats wrong with this country

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mike Shanahan says both SS LaRon Landry and CB Carlos Rogers will be out Sunday vs. Giants."

elisha should have a great day even with those WR

Jugdish said...

how you get a day off you just started


did you work 7 days a week at your yob when you started?

BLUE said...

is sysco's fridays really saturday?

Mize said...

"how you get a day off you just started"


I work weekends, Alfred Einstein.

El Padrino said...

"I work weekends, Alfred Einstein."


get a real job

El Padrino said...

i hate powerpoint

El Padrino said...

I wish i was born in the 50's when real estate was cheap and there was no AIDS and no facebook

Mize said...

"get a real job"

The hits just keep coming.

Jugdish said...

chuckle

Mize said...

"chuckle"


Made me laugh. That's a tweet.

El Padrino said...

jug's bored again

El Padrino said...

The McDonald's in Sedona, Arizona is the only one in the world with turquoise arches. They are not yellow because the city thought they would mesh poorly with the surrounding red rocks. The first color McDonald's offered was turquoise, which the city accepted.

wiki is awesome

Jugdish said...

leaks?

Mize said...

Sedona Mickey D's

El Padrino said...

keef's n-hood

Jugdish said...

keef's n-hood


look at all the dog shit

s

El Padrino said...

look at all the dog shit


hilarity

Mize said...

Keith doesn't live in the dizzle

El Padrino said...

yeah i know but i bet it looks similar, they all look like that out there

El Padrino said...

when i buy a house i will get some american history art pieces to hang from my walls

Mize said...

Welp, looks like I'm not going to a movie. No passes allowed for Warrior's Way or Harry Potter. Gay.

El Padrino said...

and dong sculptures

Jugdish said...

harry potter is gay

Todd Packer said...

"Harry Potter"

rm, r?

El Padrino said...

going to see harry potter hans solo is gay as fuck bro

Mize said...

I prefer to see movies alone.

El Padrino said...

ok freddy fagstein

Jugdish said...

I prefer to see movies alone.



ok pee wee herman

s

Todd Packer said...

today seems like a good day for a reprise of drunk dj friday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Apparently, the story goes that Hillis – who is a single bachelor about town – made the moves on McDaniels wife, Laura, shortly after they got to Denver. It’s unclear whether or not Peyton actually knew who he was hitting on, but regardless, McDaniels supposedly got wind of it, and that was it for Hillis."

blue, pls advice*

El Padrino said...

doesnt mean you trade him for Dr. quinn the medicine woman

Todd Packer said...

"doesnt mean you trade him for Dr. quinn the medicine woman"

dr quinn won't hit on his wife

Todd Packer said...

anne burrell is a pig

Todd Packer said...

just put on food network and she scared me

Todd Packer said...

damn forgot to dvr tc

El Padrino said...

alzheimers

Todd Packer said...

anne burrell followed by sunny anderson... st bernard block on food network

Spaceman Spiff said...

elizabeth faulkner is also terrifying, but you dont see much of her, only in guest spots

no one will ever beat next iron chef goblin estes though

Todd Packer said...

"alzheimers"

i guess so

Todd Packer said...

"elizabeth faulkner is also terrifying"

cmtp saw her on tc once and asked "what is annie lennox doing on this show"

ns

Todd Packer said...

i want some shake shack right fuckin now

El Padrino said...

wow, no clue curtis martin was awesome

Todd Packer said...

got some shitty news at work.... getting a new bossman and he is going to be based out of our tampa office. he's moving down from atlanta in jan... woe

tem said...

from atlanta? maybe beth did him.

Todd Packer said...

"from atlanta? maybe beth did him."

he's not a lawyer

tem said...

maybe he posed as one to get laid.

tem said...

also, why is getting a new bossman bad news?

Todd Packer said...

"also, why is getting a new bossman bad news?"

my old bossman is in atlanta (so i didn't have to see him every day) and this is one of his boys... seems like they just created this position for this guy... he's going to cut into my o/h charges and i'll have to deal with him on a daily basis.... plus i think he's a bit of a tool... would of* been better if they offered me the position

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that tp

Todd Packer said...

his name is chad.... 'nuff said

Todd Packer said...

"sorry to hear that tp"

thanks, things could be worse... hopefully it works out

Todd Packer said...

dotp just got home from school and said she dvr'd tc on her tv... suite*

Spaceman Spiff said...

glazer tweets that leonard is out for year

schefter tweets right after, the espn article with his info that leonard is out of mondays game

embarrassing

El Padrino said...

"thanks, things could be worse... hopefully it works out"


as long as you dont have to work weekends it will

Jugdish said...

i work one weekend a month...

Jugdish said...

as far as weekends go that is

El Padrino said...

wait so glazer wins again your saying no?

Jugdish said...

and im working this weekend...woe

Hey there! said...

sorry to hear that tp; bummer

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea glazer owned

El Padrino said...

got to hand to shcefty though, he beats national guys to punch all the time on twitter, outside of that animal glazer of course

El Padrino said...

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