Wednesday, December 08, 2010

999

That's how many wins George Karl has in his career. Could have had number 1000 last night, but the nuggets suck.

Jennifer Aniston is still hot. Maybe it's my age, and growing up with her being the popular chick on TV, but she's still in my top 5. She's my Elisabeth Shue. I watch movies she's in, even if they are horrible. From all accounts, she can be a raging cunt, but then again, that's all women.

I'm not sure that I care about football anymore this season. This is the earliest i've ever given up on a season. The names being kicked around to take over for McDaniels are dumb. They'll hire somebody though...i guarantee it. Stupid Idaho, with their stupid last second loss to a shitty CSU team cost them a bowl game this year...and we won't even mention Boise State and their craptastic 2nd half against Nevada. In the end I don't really care that BSU lost because Auburn and Oregon won out, so there wouldn't have been a chance for them anyway. Yes it would have been nice to see them in the Rose Bowl, but honestly i'd rather have seen Stanford/Wisconsin.

X amount of shopping days left until Christmas. I have a wife and both kids who have birthdays in December, hell even my dog's birthday is in December. All I do is spend a shitload of money this month.

We're having my direct reports over for appetizers and drinks on sunday, in the middle of the game. Maybe if the Broncos were still in the playoff hunt, I could have avoided it.

Did you know that Jamaal Charles is averaging 6.2 ypc. That's insane.

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Beth said...

"From all accounts, she can be a raging cunt, but then again, that's all women"

Wow, talk about a generalization! Why that's...that's...aw hell, that's true (well for only 99.9% of us).

tem said...

"X amount of shopping days left until Christmas. I have a wife and both kids who have birthdays in December, hell even my dog's birthday is in December. All I do is spend a shitload of money this month. "

i don't even have a wife or kids or dogs and all i do is spend money this month.

even taking the engagement ring out of the equation i spend more in december than i spend in any 4 month period during the year.

well i guess not counting 4 month periods that would include december.

tem said...

gruden to the broncos?

tem said...

that'd mean the bronco owner would be paying like $20M a year for head coaches.

tem said...

"We're having my direct reports over for appetizers and drinks on sunday"

i hope hot sec isn't coming over

tem said...

i assume she is not because cmblue hates her

tem said...

cgtif is in china with her sis and brother in law and their kid

tem said...

i think she is spending a lot of time babysitting while her sis and brother in law do work things (they are over their for work)

tem said...

this should make cgtif not be in a hurry to have kids

tem said...

the best birth control in the world is a baby

tem said...

speaking of babies i hope el pad's is doing ok

tem said...

cfo here at work has a blood infection, he won't be back in the office until january

tem said...

i get to do his work. except that people think they can use his absence to take advantage of me and get things they shouldn't get

tem said...

and skirt rules and protocols we have in place. the mutumbo finger wag is used often by me.

tem said...

also i drop a consuela (sp?) from family guy a lot.

"no, no, meeeeser ______"

tem said...

did we post that this is why keith hates family guy yet?

tem said...

even if we did it is worth posting again

tem said...

i think Garfield should do a story line where Odie gets doggie cancer

tem said...

yeah i said it, Garfield needs some drama.

tem said...

or maybe Nermal. Nobody really likes Nermal.

tem said...

killing off a Garfield character could mean a pullitzer prize

tem said...

or however that is spelled

tem said...

i also think that a million dollar idea is family snuggies

tem said...

basically you just sew two snuggies together.

tem said...

people could use them at ball games or on the couch together when they watch movies.

tem said...

it's not really practical but if you made the family people excited enough in the commercials people would buy them

tem said...

its all about presentation

tem said...

today at work i need to figure out why a property we have that runs at 99% occupancy doesn't make any money.

tem said...

the answer is that the manager spends too much money and the community assistants get paid too much, but i have to show that using math

tem said...

there will probably be some excel involved

tem said...

maybe a bar graph

tem said...

but not a pie chart, fuck pie charts

tem said...

i like pie, but not pie charts

tem said...

maybe if they were called ice cream cake charts i be cool with it.

tem said...

they would be better than ice cream cake sharts

tem said...

this run was werth reading

tem said...

i bought stamps for the first time in 3 years the other day

tem said...

usually i just use work stamps

tem said...

but for christmas i decided to buy stamps

tem said...

i think if george karl had meiz on his teams he'd already have 1500 wins

tem said...

ok gotta go move furniture. work stopped the run

Beth said...

"did we post that this is why keith hates family guy yet?"

Yes.

Beth said...

No, I stopped the run, you're just using work as an excuse.

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Beth said...

"basically you just sew two snuggies together"

Which would lead to snuggie sex. Brilliant!

Beth said...

"i like pie, but not pie charts"

My favorite pie chart.

Todd Packer said...

nice tem-run

Todd Packer said...

"Jennifer Aniston is still hot"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

3rd day in a row i needed a jacket in the morning.... temps in the 30s is bs

Beth said...

"temps in the 30s is bs"

Low 20's here in the morning and it's still only 26. We had a single digit wind chill the other day, just ridiculous.


And totally agree about Anniston.

BLUE said...

good tem run

BLUE said...

having to do other people's work is the worst

having to do it when they're not out sick is even more the worst

BLUE said...

We hired a new director of something here a few months back. She's very confused as to the hierarchy of things, she insists that i'm the CFO even if I don't have the title, and we have a CFO.

so she always asks me for all kinds of shit knowing that it's the only way to get it done.

BLUE said...

or she asks...why isn't the CFO in charge of this? and I just shrug

BLUE said...

hot receptionist is not invited to the party, she doesn't report to me anymore

tem said...

the high here is like 22

BLUE said...

this new studesville guy is in a tough position.

he doesn't have any chance of being the head coach next year, but he still wants to win, but he doesn't want to piss off the ownership and be out of a job.

BLUE said...

"gruden to the broncos?"


i think that's doubtful

BLUE said...

that fucking studesville better play tebow.

tem said...

gruden to the broncos won't happen

tem said...

unless mort says it won't happen. then it will happen.

tem said...

they are going to trade tebow and get hillis back now.

BLUE said...

"they are going to trade tebow and get hillis back now."

yeah, wish they could have all their old players back

BLUE said...

actually, offense isn't that bad, except they should trade Orton.

then they can focus on defense

they should draft like 3 DL and 3 LB, and not draft one offensive player next year

tem said...

they are going to draft all offense just to piss you off.

BLUE said...

i'm sending them my resume to see if they'll hire me for VP of football operations

El Padrino said...

ok simmons

BLUE said...

everything ok EP?

El Padrino said...

depends how you look at it

everything will be, just waiting for him to catch on to eating, still feeding through a tube

El Padrino said...

extremely difficult to bring the wife home and leave the baby there

Keef said...

"but for christmas i decided to buy stamps"


Nice, you and femtem send out a christmas card together.

Keef said...

Totally forgot December is a 3 payday month. Suite

Jugdish said...

Totally forgot December is a 3 payday month. Suite


every month should be, you have 2 yobs

Keef said...

you are right. 6 payday month. Suiter

Keef said...

actually, it's still 3 paydays. But 6 paychex*

Keef said...

cubs signed a .196 hitting 1B

Keef said...

spiff, give them back

BLUE said...

""but for christmas i decided to buy stamps""

that's not a great present for anyone these days

BLUE said...

i think freak took all of those trophies.

same with OJ's heisman, and lance armstrong's tdf trophies

but he didn't dare touch geno's trophies

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

that douche wilbon is writing for the wwl now?

Todd Packer said...

"extremely difficult to bring the wife home and leave the baby there"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

hsil had to do this... i was at the hospital when she was leaving and had to leave her baby in the nicu... tough stuff

hope you're able to bring you boy home soon

Keef said...

yeah he wrote some farewell piece last week for the washington post

Keef said...

"still feeding through a tube"

beth feeds through a tube

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Keef said...

aja, hope he can go home soon

Keef said...

so is he a jr?

Jugdish said...

beth feeds through a tube


chuckle

El Padrino said...

"beth feeds through a tube


chuckle"

made my day

El Padrino said...

its the little things in life, off to see my boy now

piece

El Padrino said...

not a jr....

El Padrino said...

different middle name

El Padrino said...

luke scott?

really

Jugdish said...

tonight I'm going here for a 4 man acoustic show...gonna be suite

Jugdish said...

Hope he gets to come home soon Lp!

BLUE said...

square dancing coffee?

really?

BLUE said...

fuck the rolling stones

BLUE said...

old ass farts, shouldn't be on pandora anyway

Jugdish said...

never been there, but there will be no square dancing.

BLUE said...

i need to come up with an idea like the family snuggie, or pandora

Jugdish said...

why don't you just finance tem's family snuggie?

Jugdish said...

are we shooting for 999 comments today?

tem said...

that'd be a lot of comments

tem said...

also, TCS didn't die.

we had it and I won.

Jugdish said...

can it be done on a mizeless day?

Jugdish said...

we had it and I won.


congrats!

Jugdish said...

I made the playoffs in 2 out of the 3 money leagues i'm in. ill take that money and put it towards a Wii i think

Jugdish said...

rev is on twitter. i just learned that yesterday

tem said...

so why are we so meizless?

Jugdish said...

atrev


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Jugdish said...

sysco claimed Mize off waivers.

tem said...

he is an important cog in their wheel of production

Jugdish said...

especially on the weekends

Keef said...

he's still pitching the twitter idea to The Sysco Store

Keef said...

"I made the playoffs in 2 out of the 3 money leagues i'm in. ill take that money and put it towards a Wii i think"


all wii use the wii for is Netflix now. It's werth it

Jugdish said...

you speak french??

Wii

Jugdish said...

i drank one beer too many last night

Jugdish said...

fart jokes are always funny

Jugdish said...

wannstedt to broncos?

tem said...

done and done.

Jugdish said...

mize to broncos...

Jugdish said...

was zeke's new yob with sysco? sysco is not LOV friendly

BLUE said...

i'm getting nba jam for the wii...we'll see

BLUE said...

bgblue1 enjoys playing some dancing game on the wii, and some sing along game with disney movies

BLUE said...

"was zeke's new yob with sysco? sysco is not LOV friendly"

fmzeke dumped him and took away his internets

BLUE said...

there's barely enough room in his new place to make chili, let alone have a cable modem

Jugdish said...

do you like the Wii? is it swiite*?

Keef said...

fmz was fake.


/beth

BLUE said...

i liked the wii alot when I first got it.

it's fun to play against people for sure

The resorts game was pretty swiite too

Jugdish said...

there's barely enough room in his new place to make chili, let alone have a cable modem


its like when elaine and george's luck switched.

Keef said...

For xmas, we draw names w/ cmk's family and we just have to get a gift for that person. I got csil. Maybe I'll get her this

Beth said...

"beth feeds through a tube"

Well played. (ns)

Jugdish said...

For xmas, we draw names w/ cmk's family and we just have to get a gift for that person.

wii started doing that last year. i liked that approach

Keef said...

"i liked the wii alot when I first got it."

^^^

Haven't played an actual game on it in about a year

Jugdish said...

the last video game syatem i owned was probably a super nintendo. just haven't done much gaming.

it pisses me off that the systems they have now only come with one controller.

Keef said...

Fire him, blue

Jugdish said...

keeffast

Keef said...

i didn't see it

Jugdish said...

it was posted yesterday

Keef said...

i didn't see it

Jugdish said...

john edwards wife died

Jugdish said...

i didn't see it



well there was a lot of comments t sort through yesterday

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Jugdish said...

t-to

Keef said...

goddamn petrol is almost back to $3.00/gallon

Keef said...

"john edwards wife died"


jugfast

Keef said...

it was on the news yesterday

Jugdish said...

she didn't get me shit

/tem

Jugdish said...

it was on the news yesterday


not lov though.

Jugdish said...

you can not expect me to keep up with current events on my day off

/freak

BLUE said...

"john edwards wife died"

now he doesn't have to sneak around when impregnating women

Keef said...

jay z is 41? Goddamn

Jugdish said...

still a kid


/tp

Jugdish said...

cliff lee to broncos?

Jugdish said...

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BLUE said...

"cliff lee to broncos?"

they already have an overpaid lefthander

BLUE said...

i wish the rockies would get in on the Zack Greinke trade negotiations.

They have prospects they could send to KC

Jugdish said...

I just got this error on facebook:

"The server found your request confusing and isn't sure how to proceed."


that's a new one

Todd Packer said...

urb gone

Jugdish said...

he's going to denver

Todd Packer said...

maybe urb is going to denver to be with tesus

Jugdish said...

reuniting with tesus

Todd Packer said...

i2i

Todd Packer said...

maybe he's having fake heart attacks again

Jugdish said...

right...is this a temporary thing again? is he pulling a favre?

Jugdish said...

maybe he's having fake heart attacks again


chances of fake heart attacks increase if you get fake drnuk* a lot

/tem

BLUE said...

urb's quitting his heart wasn't in it.


lol

BLUE said...

mize like reasoning

Jugdish said...

mizening

BLUE said...

mcdaniels named new head coach at FU

Jugdish said...

gruden to florida?

Jugdish said...

my brothers and i might be going to the Texas Bowl...Illinois vs Baylor

tem said...

i hate when i tell someone to do something and then they say "well that's really hard, do you really want me to do it?"

yes i fucking want you to do it. if i didn't want you to i wouldn't have asked in the first place.

tem said...

wannsted to houston.

kubiak to denver.

cowher to carolina.

gruden to florida.

mcdaniels to mangini's staff.

tem said...

"my brothers and i might be going to the Texas Bowl...Illinois vs Baylor"


i am disappointed that this was not submitted in the form of "my brothers and i might be going here" with a link.

Jugdish said...

im slipping

tem said...

btw gas here was 2.98 a gallon for the cheap stuff. sux.

Jugdish said...

i paid 2.59 two days ago

Keef said...

"To sacrifice what he did for his family is the most unselfish thing I've heard by a player in sports," said Daniel Rose, Fitzhugh's agent. "It's really impressive."



Pat Tillman, douche?

BLUE said...

2.53 for me...but Denver has the cheapest gas in the nation according to some idiot guy at AAA

Jugdish said...

2.59 was with the .10 off i get from the store


"I have a card, do you have a card? This line needs to move!"

Keef said...

"2.53 for me...but Denver has the cheapest gas in the nation according to some idiot guy at AAA"


Is he still an idiot if Denver really has the cheapest gas in the nation?

Keef said...

Urb will be back in January

Keef said...

I was at a Walmart Neighborhood Market this morning and there were about 20 3rd graders there on a field trip.

tem said...

urb is back already.

Keef said...

We went to the zoo when I was in 3rd grade

Keef said...

and the waterslide park

tem said...

"I was at a Walmart Neighborhood Market this morning and there were about 20 3rd graders there on a field trip."

maybe it was shopping day for the el pad sized community.

tem said...

the zoo is great there.

/meiz

BLUE said...

maybe billy donovan can coach the football team

Jugdish said...

We went to the zoo when I was in 3rd grade


awesome!

/mize

Jugdish said...

i2i zoo mize

Keef said...

"the zoo is great there.

/meiz"

Mize is all-time chaperone for Milwaukee metro area schools that go to the zoo

BLUE said...

we went to the old penitentary

Jugdish said...

mize isn't supposed to be within 200 yards of a school...or a chuck e cheese

Keef said...

or a female

Keef said...

Oh wait, that's not a law, just his personal policy

Jugdish said...

if they didn't have this i wouldn't have had to rot on the bench in high school


/mize

Jugdish said...

is rev's carpal tunnel related to this at all?

Todd Packer said...

"Urb will be back in January"

tired of his act

BLUE said...

charlie strong?

BLUE said...

peyton manning doesn't have probowl numbers this year

Jugdish said...

bold

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