Tuesday, December 21, 2010

3 days til X-Mas?

So I was sitting at home watching Jeopardy and there was a decently hot chick on. That got me thinking, who was the hottest Jeopardy contestant (not counting celeb jeopardy) ever? I bet spiff knows. Has there ever been a Girls of Jeopardy photo spread in Playboy? Someone needs to get on this and make some smart hot chicks get nekkid. Oh, by the by the hot chick got destroyed by a dorky looking dude.

And another thing, has there ever been a fight on the Family Feud? I mean have two families ever just started to throw down? I have a feeling that if El Pad was ever on the Feud that he’d fight someone.




fNFL Talk
Bears Bears Bears Bears! The Bears D carried people to the title game in many leagues this week. Joe Webb, you are not the answer. In LOV league my team finalized its losing streak at 7 or 8. That was nice. The Bears D carried Freak, but he would have probably won anyway. In my $$$ league I made the title game. My buddy lost his game by 3 points. The Bears D carried his opponent to victory. He was up by 20 going into last night and lost. I was looking forward to playing him because he I know him and it would have been fun. But now I am playing some other dude that I don’t know. I hope my team kicks the crap out of his.


Burt
Good try Burt, but the first hit you got put you out of the game? Whatever. You were just waiting for 1 hit so you could sit down.


OK time for work, I’m kind of a big deal lately since the CFO is out sick.



Finally, when did Rev become so insufferable? He quit LOV and then it went downhill from there. Does anyone know the moment that he turned?

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BLUE said...

it was when he got married and lost his entire will to live

Beth said...

Want to approach a supermodel? Read this first.

What a bitch.

El Padrino said...

thanks for telling me

El Padrino said...

bitch is busted anyway

El Padrino said...

hoe

El Padrino said...

hey rev 1960 buddy

1960

El Padrino said...

i like to have a bowl of mixed nuts around the house during the holiday's to snack on

(fire away)

tem said...

mixed like some blacks, some whites, some asians, some haitians?

El Padrino said...

congrats spiff

El Padrino said...

"mixed like some blacks, some whites, some asians, some haitians?"

hazlenuts, walnuts, pecans, almonds and brazilian

El Padrino said...

no one is making scungili or tripe

woe

El Padrino said...

I know he felt like Ray Finkle last night.

Antrel Rolle, on Matt Dodge.

he's had great soundbites all year

El Padrino said...

lively morning

El Padrino said...

tracy jordan got a new kidney

Todd Packer said...

had to drop peterson in my $$$ keeper and pick up gerhart in order to stay alive in the playoffs... i won by 4 points and now gotta hope i can pick up peterson again

Todd Packer said...

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BLUE said...

happy birthday old man

Todd Packer said...

didn't think it would matter, but 40 sucks... gonna take some getting used to

Todd Packer said...

thanks, blue

El Padrino said...

happy birthday packer

El Padrino said...

you are 9 and 3/4 years older than me


ha

Beth said...

Happy birthday gramps!

Todd Packer said...

"you are 9 and 3/4 years older than me"

....and 6 and 1/2 inches taller

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"Shit! I forgot to send Kod's Solstice-type-stuff gift.

I gotta get on that."


-cmkod got up at 3:00 AM to watch the solstice eclipse; it was snowing, and could not be seen from bemidji. Then I couldn't fall back asleep for about 3 hours

-aweseome start to the day

eteo (and oh yeah, woe)

-looking forward to see what Meiz will be sending though (ns)

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

happy birthday tp!

tem said...

"cy jordan got a new kidney"

it was used, not new.

Beth said...

TP is 6'4"?

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

"An upcoming data dump by WikiLeaks will be damaging enough that an executive at a major American bank will resign, the organization's founder Julian Assange told the U.K.'s Times in a recent interview.

Speculation has swirled that WikiLeaks may be targeting Bank of America in its next leak, which Assange said in a Forbes interview will target at least one major bank. In a 2009 Computer World interview, Assange said that he had 5 GB hard drive from a Bank of America executive. The bank recently stopped processing WikiLeaks payments."


This is the kind of shit I can get behind Wikileaks; instead of spilling state secrets and putting innocent American lives at stake.....lets instead focus on all the fucking corruption within our own country

BLUE said...

he's not from our country

BLUE said...

he needs to wikileak a way to get a free porsche or something

El Padrino said...

he's not from our country

^

El Padrino said...

isnt espionage like a war crime or something

El Padrino said...

"lets instead focus on all the fucking corruption within our own country"

let's go one further and just bankrupt everyone

tent city baby

El Padrino said...

corruption is a necessary evil
forget corporations, take a look at congress

El Padrino said...

politics

El Padrino said...

'Bomb' found in Rome underground... Developing...

He didn't take it slow said...

rev


eyemuffs Lp

He didn't take it slow said...

danny woodhead

He didn't take it slow said...

Happy Birthday TP!

He didn't take it slow said...

H...I haven't been on here much so I'll keep this name through today

Todd Packer said...

"TP is 6'4"?

between 6'3" and 6'4"... ya know old people start to shrink

El Padrino said...

"rev"

look at those retards

Todd Packer said...

sotp calls me old man a lot... this morning he said "happy birthday, really old man".... stung a bit

Spaceman Spiff said...

wont stop raining in cali, raining in hawaii too but should be stopping when i get there

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

shit, I think I forgot to put deodorant on my right side today; left-side sure, right-side very very unsure

Spaceman Spiff said...

steal some from the left, apply to right

El Padrino said...

sotp sounds like a ball buster

Spaceman Spiff said...

latest griffin dunk

Keef said...

"Keef pulls a Blue and ditches out"


Remember the home depot, mize?

El Padrino said...

308,745,538


us population

Keef said...

"brazilian"


My grandma called those ninja* toes

Keef said...

The US has more people than the world?

El Padrino said...

"wont stop raining in cali, raining in hawaii too but should be stopping when i get there"

how many days now?

Keef said...

happy birthday packer

El Padrino said...

My grandma called those ninja* toes

ha

El Padrino said...

assange video

Todd Packer said...

"sotp sounds like a ball buster"

yep

El Padrino said...

i like that

El Padrino said...

bring us some figgy pudding

El Padrino said...

keef,

due to shipping conditions beyond my control and econimic turmoil you will not receive anything before xmas however you may receive something prior to the new year

regards

el padrino

He didn't take it slow said...

mize

Keef said...

alright. Wouldn't it be cheaper to send it after the holidays? I don't know if shipping places jack up there* prices during this time of year

Spaceman Spiff said...

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has shows like Million Dollar Money Drop, and those shows have to be hosted by men who need paychecks. Who's gonna do it? YOU? YOU LT. WEINBERG?

Lt. Weinberg: actually, yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

contestants were awful, first couple was just dumb and second couple was gambling dumb

El Padrino said...

"alright. Wouldn't it be cheaper to send it after the holidays? I don't know if shipping places jack up there* prices during this time of year"

its not worth it for a business to send $25 worth of dried salami/ravioli to arizona so they charge overnight shipping

same thing with bagels, when i used a NYC Metro Area zip code the UPS Ground price was in play, anything west of Pittsburgh and south of DC UPS Ground was out of play and you had to pay the overnight price (air mail)

El Padrino said...

so i'm just gonna gather some treats and mail them myself in a priority box through my ebay account, just not gonna be fancy and wont have dry ice so i have to choose wisely

Spaceman Spiff said...

fast forward to 2 weeks from now:

Keef,
You can quit calling me a cheap, lying motherfucker/weasel. The items are shipped.

p.s. I defecated on everything

-EP

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"hilarity"

^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

The Giants beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday

OR

The Giants lose to Green Bay Packers on Sunday and then beat the Washington Redskins in Week 17 AND the Chicago Bears beat the Packers in Week 17.

OR

The Giants lose to Green Bay on Sunday and then beat the Washington Redskins in Week 17 AND the Tampa Bay Bucaneers win their final two games (vs. Seattle, at New Orleans) AND the New Orleans Saints lose their final two games (at Atlanta, vs. Tampa Bay)

El Padrino said...

beat green bay

Keef said...

""hilarity"

^^^^^^^^^"



^^^^^^

Keef said...

Source: Bengals not expected to re-sign T.O.


He can take marvin with him

El Padrino said...

i guess i have to make xmas cookies no else is

fucking slackers

Keef said...

"bitch is busted anyway"



Goddamn, she has nice teef

El Padrino said...

remember when you were a lil kid and had to sit at the kid table

He didn't take it slow said...

no


/tp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Goddamn, she has nice teef"

she;s out of our league, thats an NFL goal post

El Padrino said...

18oz ny strip for lunch

det

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome

tem said...

"My grandma called those ninja* toes"

so does my dad

El Padrino said...

need cheesecake, perfect ending

tem said...

thought you'd rather have nuts than cheesecake.

He didn't take it slow said...

that's a happy ending

/Lp

El Padrino said...

what you guys dont like to snack on a bowl of mixed nuts during the holidays

El Padrino said...

from thanksgiving to newy years there were three things on my grandparents table

a 50 cent red plastic tablecloth
a bowl of mixed nuts with a lobster claw nutcracker
and a tin of butter cookies

Spaceman Spiff said...

bert

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs grandparents knew about fitty cent before he blew up, tablecloth of your fave rapper is a little extreme though

El Padrino said...

should have said

50 cent (the currency)

He didn't take it slow said...

bert



suite

tem said...

"a 50 cent red plastic tablecloth"

your grandparents liked rap?

He didn't take it slow said...

you know how i know they're not white?

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

nigella xxxmas

food chick

BLUE said...

only white people listen to rap

BLUE said...

it's been proven to be true

BLUE said...

century

tem said...

title game help:

forte against the jets

or

felix jones against the cardinals

BLUE said...

why do you even ask

BLUE said...

you know we're just going to steer you in all sorts of directions

BLUE said...

when do you pop the questions tem?

are you doing it christmas morning?

El Padrino said...

john forte

He didn't take it slow said...

was it gruden who called Knox, Kevin Knox last night?

Beth said...

"are you doing it christmas morning?"

I'd advise against that tem. exfmbeth popped the question on a Christmas day and look how that turned out.

El Padrino said...

yeah dont rely on fake euphoria

Spaceman Spiff said...

felix jones

Keef said...

"remember when you were a lil kid and had to sit at the kid table"

You'll get the the grown ups table one of these years

H said...

Happy birthday, TP

H said...

Why is it whenever I get something new going, exfemH always shows up. Bitches suck, you.

Keef said...

don't date crazier than normal bitches

El Padrino said...

"Why is it whenever I get something new going, exfemH always shows up. Bitches suck, you."

that's called jealousy

Keef said...

"Why is it whenever I get something new going, exfemH always shows up"

She knows you like the attention

El Padrino said...

maybe she's stopping you from creeping on your boys ex

El Padrino said...

top ten, #1

tem said...

"when do you pop the questions tem?

are you doing it christmas morning?"


don't know for sure.

it'll probably be Christmas Eve.

El Padrino said...

nyc 82 best burgers

El Padrino said...

Shaq-estro

He didn't take it slow said...

mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"don't date crazier than normal bitches"

or better, date guys

/mize

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

In two meetings this season, the Raiders rushed for a combined 592 yards against the Broncos.


god damn

Todd Packer said...

"nyc 82 best burgers"

hungry now

Keef said...

"it'll probably be Christmas Eve."


Gotta live blog it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"nyc 82 best burgers"

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"When the Eagles recovered an onside kick in Sunday’s miraculous comeback win over the Giants, they did it despite having just 10 players on the field.
Giants special teams captain Chase Blackburn said the Eagles’ ploy of having one player run off the field before the onside kick got the Giants confused"

duuuuuuuuf, which way did he go, which way did he go

He didn't take it slow said...

the other player was building a wall

Beth said...

"Why is it whenever I get something new going, exfemH always shows up"

Because she's female.

tem said...

"gotta live blog it"

i can maybe blog it from the phone. not sure ND has the interwebs.


i can just see me asking, then typing away on the phone.

BLUE said...

tem: will you marry me

tem: (starts typing on his phone keyboard)

cgtwtm: Ye...what are you typing

tem: nothing (types "nothing")

cgtwtm: stop typing

tem: (types "stop typing")

cgtwtm: what are you, stop typing

tem: (types "stop typing")

cgtwtm: stop typing "stop typing"

BLUE said...

cgtwtm: if you want your ring back it's over there on the dresser

tem: (types "irony")

BLUE said...

tem: (types "uncle joey")

*fized

tem said...

hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"not sure ND has the interwebs"

why wouldn't notre dame have interwebs?

/ep

Todd Packer said...

good luck, tem.

i popped the question to cmtp on christams* eve too... back in '44

El Padrino said...

sotp after he opens up the Gateway

Keef said...

"cgtwtm: stop typing "stop typing""


blue ♥s Friends

Todd Packer said...

"sotp after he opens up the Gateway"

bloct*.... i'll check it out from home

El Padrino said...

piece

Todd Packer said...

"Report: Steve Addazio is likely the new OL coach at TX."

suite

BLUE said...

was that friends?

couldn't remember what show it was from. thought it was seinfeld

BLUE said...

ah, that's right, it was red ross

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

funny, first work takes me to Beth-land, and today I found out I'm being sent to tpville in Feb. (at least, I think tp is in Orlando)

taking the LOV tour on other people's dimes; not a bad deal

Keef said...

TP is in Tampa

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

really? damn, not sure where I got Orlando from

BLUE said...

it's all the same

BLUE said...

kod would enjoy south beach

Todd Packer said...

orlando in feb.... you're gonna freeze your ass off, kod


s

H said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

BLUE said...

meiz's buddy found out

BLUE said...

i mean

aitch's buddy found out

BLUE said...

maybe the dude who aitch is screwing over is deluxe...

circle of trust

H said...

Nah, just walked into a mess at work and trying to figure out what to do about exfemH

He didn't take it slow said...

I'll fist her

/Lp

Keef said...

does anything good ever happen for h?

Keef said...

"ah, that's right, it was red ross"

yeah, during his divorce. Good karma for tem, blue

H said...

"does anything good ever happen for h?"

I'm guessing this question is a setup, but I'll bite. Of course some good stuff happens. Just doesn't last long usually.

Keef said...

twss

H said...

Well played

H said...

Wall

Keef said...

"sotp after he opens up the Gateway"

tp did say his kids were brats

tem said...

All packed for ND. If I see Montana I'll try to get his autograph.

tem said...

Did H talk to his buddy yet about cghif?

tem said...

When is kod getting sent to temhio? If I create an indian tribe will kod visit?

H said...

cghif hasn't hung out with H since last Friday. She's been working a ton and me too. Not sure if she still qualifies as cghif anymore, so need to say anything unless we begin fucking again. haha

tem said...

True, no need to tell him then

H said...

yea. Sucks in a way though. Kinda like her. haha

tem said...

Just play it cool for now.

H said...

That's the plan. Patience has never been one of my better qualities though.

H said...

And this exfemH stuff has got me pretty spun

tem said...

put it in her too

tem said...

axl says patience is good

H said...

All you need is just a little patience

H said...

I don't think I would survive another go around with exfemH. But deep down she is still the only one I want. It. Fucking. Blows.

tem said...

well don't show any interest in exfemH. she'll want H penis even more then.

H said...

I try not to but usually fail miserably

tem said...

if keith were here he'd say something witty.

tem said...

or as.like

H said...

Yea Keith is all holier than now* when it comes to other people's problems.

H said...

I would like to bang hsilok though. That's for sure.

H said...

Maybe even csil, but probably not worth the effort.

tem said...

hsil looks good. or at least her pics do.

H said...

I should have gone to his superbowl party last year.

tem said...

either one probably not worth the effort....keith can chime in on that, he'd know best since he actually knows them for real.

H said...

hsil strikes me as a screamer. I don't think Keith would have any inside info on that.

tem said...

i bet he knows. i bet hsil, csil and cmk talk about it then cmk tells keef.

tem said...

beef o bradys is a restaurant. i did not know that.

H said...

They probably discuss who the sils are sleeping with and stuff like that, but I doubt they discuss sexual habits.

Mize said...

Fart

tem said...

i bet they do discuss it.

tem said...

cmk tells hsil and csil about all of keefs move.

H said...

ISWYDT

or it was a typo.

Mize said...

Alf outtakes

tem said...

the chick from ALF could be a hot or not chick

tem said...

"ISWYDT

or it was a typo."


i'll never tell

Mize said...

Bosslady comes back from medical leave and starts fucking up my money again. I have a goddamn car and credit card payment to make.

H said...

block

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