Monday, December 13, 2010

12 days until Christmas

So does that mean today is the 1st day of Christmas? Should I be getting a partridge in a pear tree today? Or do I need to get one for my true love? Or is today the twelfth day and we count backwards? That would mean I need to get 12 drummers drumming, right? These are questions that I need to have answered. I'm too lazy to Google right now

Football happened this weekend. Bengals looked grate again. Metrodome is full of show. Favre says he couldn't play if the game didn't get postponed. Fuck that guy. Redskins need to practice holding PATs. Pats made H proud to be a chowd. Jets go another game without a TD again.

Cam Newton won the Heisman by a landslide. My favorite part of his speech was towards the beginning where he thanked his parents and said something like "they do so many things behind the scenes for me".

Goddman softball is getting redonk because this team is so bad. I'm glad this is my last season with them. Last night was like watching the bad newz bares*.

That's all I really want to talk about. I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Lets see if we can get 150 comments today. Next week maybe I'll hand out the end of year rewards. Maybe.

159 comments:

H said...

Keith, we all know you are your own true love, so I guess you're giving yourself the partridge...

BLUE said...

fuck the broncos

BLUE said...

studesville is awful

orton is awful


the whole team is awful

H said...

Jug, your name is He Didn't Take it Slow

H said...

Figures the Broncos are the team that DOESN'T win the first game after a coaching change.

BLUE said...

broncos are moving towards a top 3 pick.

they won't win another game.

problem is, there aren't any great defensive players to take in the top 5 next year.

Kiss the ring said...

"broncos are moving towards a top 3 pick."

maybe cam and tesus will be reunited

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

broncos can get luck maybe.

tem said...

not sure why everyone thinks carolina is taking luck. they just drafted clausen.

tem said...

probably a little early to give up on clausen already.

by the way, was watching the heisman stuff with cgtif.

we decided that moore and luck have 1/3 downs syndrome.

BLUE said...

why do only white guys have downs?

tem said...

because black guys have ups

Keef said...

"why do only white guys have downs?"


whites get downs, blacks get sickle cell

El Padrino said...

"why do only white guys have downs?"

what are you talking about

/steve

H said...

EP, how's the little one?

H said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

nice

tem said...

and of course favre said his streak would have ended if the game was yesterday. that douche is a huge drama queen. anything to get attention.

Keef said...

Giants get so lucky with getting road games moved. First NO a few years ago and now Minnesota

tem said...

i think the strength and conditioning coach for the Jets should be banned from being on the sidelines at games for life.

tem said...

why the fuck does a strength and conditioning coach need to be on the field during the game anyway?

Keef said...

"and of course favre said his streak would have ended if the game was yesterday. that douche is a huge drama queen. anything to get attention."

tem, why is it everyone else can tell stories about what's going on in their world, but when bert does it he's called an attention whore? NS.

/h

Keef said...

cam newton with the womb talk was hilarity

tem said...

the womb talk was awesome, but the behind the scenes talk was the most awesomer

tem said...

i also enjoyed the dude in the background who just kept saying "take your time, take your time"

Keef said...

I think that was Vincent Edward saying that

Spaceman Spiff said...

thanking the troops for his heisman was the best

/jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins with a new way to lose was suite for draft position

Spaceman Spiff said...

broke santana's will though finally, he's on suicide watch, hopefully he found a skank to bang last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats H, you probly didnt watch, but the pats won yesterday and looked phenomenal again and on their way to another championship, couldnt happen to a better team or bunch of fans

congrats again

BLUE said...

skins fire shanahan

haslett named interim coach

tem said...

spiff is busting out the xnij early

Spaceman Spiff said...

no way pats dont cruise to the title, after this ring, forget one for the thumb, theyll be going for one for the buttchin

Spaceman Spiff said...

desean GIF

twas suite

tem said...

pats won't win it this year. OF:B knows. OF:B is just building the pats fans up so that they can devastate them later.

tem said...

same with the celtics who won't even make the conference finals this year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tashard getting vicks autograph after game

supposedly for a charity thing

BLUE said...

pats are on cruise control.

and since the giants aren't making the playoffs, there is nobody to stop them.

Kiss the ring said...

"there is nobody to stop them"

the jets will stop them


biggest.S.evAr

tem said...

steelers or ravens will stop them this year.

patriots have too many white players.

BLUE said...

giants are the only brady kryptonite

he owns the ravens and steelers

H said...

"that douche is a huge drama queen. anything to get attention."

Yea what an ass. Doesn't he know it's all about me??

/H

Spaceman Spiff said...

orakpo put in a chokehold on game winning pass play

suite pic

H said...

wow, so many xnijes i don't know where to begin.

H said...

We've been down this road before. I'm not celebrating anything yet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Of late, however, the jeers directed at the team’s struggling point guard are coming from a far more surprising source: The man paying Davis, Clippers owner Donald Sterling.

Sterling has expressed his displeasure about Davis’ play by taunting him from his courtside seat at Clippers’ home games, several sources told Yahoo! Sports."

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

BLUE said...

dem stretch marks

Keef said...

"supposedly for a charity thing"


Just heard on Rome that it was for his 3 year old nephew

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat skullfuck

what has been seen...

Spaceman Spiff said...

his nephew tashard

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock chat at 1 EST

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite KO

gotta give both dudes credit for just standing in the pocket throwing sloppy haymakers for the entertainment of others

Keef said...

My 3 keeper QBs, Roethlisberger, Fitzpatrick, Orton. Guess who I played this week

Keef said...

hint: he scored -2 pts

BLUE said...

i'm guessing orton

BLUE said...

he kilt his trade value

tem said...

he doesn't want traded.

tem said...

GSP couldn't finish koscheck, suprise.

tem said...

pulled this from some article on cnn.com about the movies this weekend:

"Check back next weekend as three new films -- "TRON: Legacy," "How Do You Know" and best picture-contender "Yogi Bear" -- open nationwide for your moviegoing consideration."

they forgot the s on the best picture contender part.

tem said...

fucking egg house thing on yahoo! is dumb.

houses need bathrooms. otherwise they are just a tent or a shed or some shit.

tem said...

fuck, then my car is a mobile house.

Kiss the ring said...

leaders and legends = dumb names

Keef said...

yeah wft

tem said...

better than going with gaytards and jeouches.

that was the 2nd place vote getter.

Keef said...

that's what the big east is going with

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

what does TP think of muschamp?

i like the hiring, think he'll be a great coach

BLUE said...

i liked him a lot when he was at auburn

Keef said...

tp hates it

Keef said...

but he gets major applewhite too.

Kiss the ring said...

"what does TP think of muschamp?

i like the hiring, think he'll be a great coach"

ehh, he's a uga guy - big strike against him
he's never been a head coach
he seems a little goofy
he's a defensive guy and i think they need an "o" guy
i think he'll be on a short leash

not happy that foley didn't talk with anyone else

Kiss the ring said...

sounds like he's a grate* recruiter though

Kiss the ring said...

"tp hates it"

for the most part... although i'll give him a chance. he seems likable

Kiss the ring said...

"but he gets major applewhite too."

i don't think that is a done deal yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Eagles vs. Vikings game on Sunday, December 26th has been flexed from 1pm to 8:20pm EST on NBC"

I'll Show You How to Pitch said...

13-1 on my picks this week (lost GB/Det); best week I've had in years


we'll see if I keep rolling tonight; got Minni and Hou to win

Keef said...

he's a uga guy, I'm a mouse guy


*mize

Keef said...

good jinx, kod. You'll go 0-2 tonight

BLUE said...

he's a uga guy, an auburn guy, a texas guy.

he seems to sleep around alot...so he must be from ATL

BLUE said...

did anyone setup a bowl pick'em?

Mize said...

Anybody see the Packers game yesterday? Just wondering.

BLUE said...

"Anybody see the Packers game yesterday? Just wondering."

i watched most of it

Keef said...

yeah detroit looked stellar by scoring 7 pts

Mize said...

Keith, did you send me a titty text?

Keef said...

i did not send you any texts

BLUE said...

send me a titty text

BLUE said...

douche stanton is a terrible qb

Keef said...

Yeah and errol flynn wasn't really what GB had in mind when the game started

Keef said...

"did anyone setup a bowl pick'em?"


you are

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Brett Favre inactive"

suite just need boldin to score 2 points

Kiss the ring said...

"Lets see if we can get 150 comments today."


doesn't look good

Keef said...

i was gonna say 100 but figured that would be easy.

Mize said...

"i did not send you any texts"

Hm. Lemme look up this phone number. Maybe it was the klanmaster's pops

Mize said...

Is the Giants game on Natty TV tonight?

Mize said...

Yep. It was the David Duke. Those were some great nips.

Spaceman Spiff said...

game only on in the teams markets, have to stream or wait 5 hours for nfl network to broadcast it

Spaceman Spiff said...

jackson looking good, then him and AP trip on each other during a handoff and are both banged up

Spaceman Spiff said...

replay, they banged knees

Spaceman Spiff said...

3rd stringer with a nice throw, but incomplete

He didn't take it slow said...

damn

He didn't take it slow said...

those all red unis the texans wear are awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

crazy battle going on in yahoo playoffs between zeke and deke, zeke up 0.64

zeke has arian, deke has andre

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Baseball source just texted me: Lee to the Phillies is confirmed - deal is 4 years 62 million"

WFT is this shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, looks like a BS account

He didn't take it slow said...

nvm, looks like a BS account


dammit rev

He didn't take it slow said...

rev would have a heart attack if the phillies picked up lee

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug with a hanging curve

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck boldin

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would like to carry over some points in yahoo

He didn't take it slow said...

boldin sucks this year

He didn't take it slow said...

in 3 money leagues...just got beat in the playoffs in one and trying to lock up #1 seed in another. other one was awful...

He didn't take it slow said...

ever do an auction style draft?

He didn't take it slow said...

H...I'll keep this name through Thursday since i wasnt on much today

He didn't take it slow said...

spiff, you should have bet me on the bulls lakers game

Spaceman Spiff said...

trying to lock up a playoff spot against a guy who gave up already, he has no QB cuz of bert and no TE, heath miller i think

he is winning because i have orton boldin maclin steve johnson

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck boldin

He didn't take it slow said...

he is winning because i have orton boldin maclin steve johnson


on some weeks that is a good lineup

He didn't take it slow said...

orton misses mcdaniels like blue misses cutler

He didn't take it slow said...

a lot

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucker had torain starting while injured too, and torain decides to come back and go off

He didn't take it slow said...

i got lucky to win...got a combined 5 points from cundiff and ap tonight...won by 2

He didn't take it slow said...

texand will get the td and miss the 2 point conversion

He didn't take it slow said...

texans

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon OT

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke zeke going back in* forth

He didn't take it slow said...

that's not the texans style

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke pulls ahead

He didn't take it slow said...

andre walks the line

Spaceman Spiff said...

niiiiice

He didn't take it slow said...

andre should have used the ball to break his fall


/calvin johnson

He didn't take it slow said...

free football

He didn't take it slow said...

where was this all season?


/texans fans

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmon ravens win toss

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh maybe right here to boldin

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck harbaugh

Spaceman Spiff said...

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, boldin

He didn't take it slow said...

that win it for you?

He didn't take it slow said...

come on...150 comments


/keef

He didn't take it slow said...

former bear!

He didn't take it slow said...

jacoby jones is not devin hester

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The wait is over. Cliff Lee has agreed to sign with the Phillies, according to MLB.com's T.R. Sullivan. Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News hears it's a five-year deal (Twitter link).

Lee, Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt and Cole Hamels should give the Phillies a historically good rotation and the Yankees and Rangers will have to look elsewhere for an ace.

The Yankees' final offer was for $150MM over seven years, according to Jon Heyman of SI.com (Twitter link).'

Spaceman Spiff said...

goodnight sweet rev

Spaceman Spiff said...

clifton phifer is a phaggot

Spaceman Spiff said...

over under when rev shows up tomorrow morning 830 Am EST

Spaceman Spiff said...

lee left 50 mil on the table

He didn't take it slow said...

can we block rev from here?

He didn't take it slow said...

hi keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

i said 50 million

He didn't take it slow said...

yeah that's a lot.

He didn't take it slow said...

props to lee though...hard to turn down that money. if he knew rev he might have stayed in texas

He didn't take it slow said...

suite

/cliff lee

He didn't take it slow said...

sg tweet to jacko was funny: pavano is still available

He didn't take it slow said...

we need to start an ESPN O:FB

Keef said...

"rev would have a heart attack if the phillies picked up lee"


I'm calling 911 just in case

Beth said...

Gee, I missed so much yesterday on LOV.

s

BLUE said...

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