Tuesday, December 14, 2010

11 Days til X-Mas

Apparently 11 days until Christmas...assuming Keef was right and yesterday was 12.

So why don't people give their dogs stool hardeners? I mean if you live in a city and you have to pick up your dog's poop all the time why not harden that sumbitch up. And maybe make it smell better. I know they have the technology for it. They give people in hospitals stool hardeners and softeners all the time. They need this stuff for dogs. Market that with a family snuggie, or for beth the fuck snuggie and you'll make billions.

That's right, you'll be able to buy the Bucks and compete with Cuban and Russian Cuban as the best owner. And Sterling. Any owner who heckles his players is just awesome.

MLB TALK


Lee to the Phillies. I did not see that coming. Good for Rev. I hope he didn't have a Lee Chills Attack and die.

WVU Talk

Apparently OK State O Coord is in the mix for the not open head coaching job at WVU. Also he is in the mix for the Pitt job. I don't know much about the guy, so whatever. I don't like the guy we have now. He isn't mean enough and he seems to lose pretty much every good recruit he gets.

MOvie Talk

The chick in Road House was also one of the chick's in Cocktail. I forgot about that. I think later she was in some skinemax movies.


I have a headache. It either has to do with drinking a lot last night or working out the last two mornings. I think the headache is due to drinking and the sore legs are due to the working out.

107 comments:

BLUE said...

i gave you the sore legs


/cgtifstbfmtem

BLUE said...

and we're off and running

Kiss the ring said...

lee signing with the phils is terrible

Kiss the ring said...

sas rev never commented last night

BLUE said...

i think ep might have hanged himself

BLUE said...

the fucking phillies with their rotation of halladay, lee, oswalt, hamels and dick....fuck they might win 150 games

mike vick has broken O:FP

BLUE said...

c'mon, 6, really?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Spiff
218.62
Juiceheads
92.60

IN YOU FACE tyler

but now the team will score < 60 this week and get eliminated

Spaceman Spiff said...

phillies lost werth, theyre done

BLUE said...

they're werthless

BLUE said...

maybe that's why they didn't sign werth, they new they couldn't afford him and cliff lee

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Yankees have reached an agreement with catcher Russell Martin"

cliff who?

s

BLUE said...

russell martin and his broken hip

BLUE said...

yankees don't think greinke and his anxiety disorder would do well in NY, so basically they'll have to live with their shitty staff of Carsten Charles

BLUE said...

maybe cc can start pitching on 3 days rest on a regular basis

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dumped woman wants $100000 from ex for backing out of wedding "

tem you got that kid of scratch?

BLUE said...

damn 100K...she must be ugly

Spaceman Spiff said...

"2010 Texans: 1st team in NFL history to comeback from 14+ points down to lead or tie only to lose, 4 times in a season."

Beth said...

That reminds me, today's paper said if the Falcons win this weekend it will be only the 4th time in NFL history that a team has won 3 road games in a row.

Of course that could be cause it's relatively rare to play 3 road games in a row to start with, but it still sounded cool.

Keef said...

"I know they have the technology for it. "


They make some kind of dog food that makes their turds small. But it's expensive

Keef said...

turd wall

tem said...

so apparently that Ok State guy to WVU is a done deal.

tem said...

Stewart gone at the end of 2011.

OSU's Dana Holgorson to be his replacement.

WVU fired their offensive coordinator too.

Keef said...

"Stewart gone at the end of 2011."

So I won the bet. Suite

Keef said...

You know that Holgorson is the OC, not DC, right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

oregon chamyunship unis

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

"You know that Holgorson is the OC, not DC, right?"

yeah, i learned this after i wrote DC.

tem said...

"So I won the bet. Suite"

what bet?

tem said...

oh, i see from lordz of wagers

2010 Wava bet
2010 season is the last season as head coach for Stewart = 3 days name/pic for keef
Stewart is head coach after 2010 season = 3 days name/pic for tem

tem said...

but coach stew is supposed to coach the 2011 season and the other dude will take over in 2012. so don't i win if that happens?

tem said...

wait no, my reader is giving me shitty info.

yeah if that happens you win.

Keef said...

2010 season is the last season as head coach for Stewart = 3 days name/pic for keef

tem said...

so i need stewart to quit early.

tem said...

i am not giving my reader a christmas bonus. she is horrible.

Keef said...

hard to find a good reader nowadays

Beth said...

"hard to find a good reader nowadays"

Maybe you're just a shitty boss.

tem said...

twhnbs

Beth said...

Your reader is probably telling her friends "hard to find a good listener these days".

Keef said...

wow, where did that come from?

tem said...

i don't think she talks about work outside of the office

tem said...

twhnbs

was for "hard to find a good reader nowadays"

Keef said...

FU's punter made the AP All-American team. Congrats, TP

tem said...

1 big east player made it

BLUE said...

bsu's kicker did not make the all american team

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Zach Thomas: New York Jets put up wall on trip play"

dolphins should have posted more comments

BLUE said...

that's how they call it

trip play right, trip play left

Keef said...

42 belly option on 2

Kiss the ring said...

"FU's punter made the AP All-American team. Congrats, TP"

yeah, he's a solid punter... not so much on FGs though (he took over all kicking duties when the PK got hurt mid season)

BLUE said...

zach thomas has a little point.

if you watch the video who is just past the end of the wall, sexy Rexy

He didn't take it slow said...

dolphins should have posted more comments


chuckle

tem said...

"dolphins should have posted more comments"

iswydt

BLUE said...

i thought he was talking about facebook

He didn't take it slow said...

Oceans 14

Kiss the ring said...

another huge day

Kiss the ring said...

rip tcs

Kiss the ring said...

blue, who is the guy in your new pic?

Kiss the ring said...

i need to get rid of this pic

Kiss the ring said...

not sure if i paid off the bet though

Kiss the ring said...

ep, i still owe you for our ark/uf bet

Kiss the ring said...

muskrat seems like the nickname everyone is using for muschamp

Kiss the ring said...

still can't believe lee going to the phils

BLUE said...

"blue, who is the guy in your new pic?"

no idea. I googled kyle orton and this guy was one of the options

Keef said...

"still can't believe lee going to the phils"

I'm 100000000000X more SAS that rev hasn't commented here yet

Kiss the ring said...

rev sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Frazier said Vikes have list of about 8 qbs & if they sign 1 he may start Mon."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins cut Hunter Smith after botched extra point attempt "

the fuck, what about the kicker that missed 2 chip shots in the first quarter

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP bought bgep a gumball masheen*, i need me one of those

does she have her permanent teeth in yet EP?

or you trying to get the baby teeth out? s

BLUE said...

toys r us in ny look like toys r us in colorado

BLUE said...

crappy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nets, Lakers, Rockets are in advanced talks on 3-way deal sending T. WIlliams to HOU, S. Vujacic and a future HOU 1st to NJ, sources tell Y!"

suite, bye bye masheen*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken."
"he was angry because he believed his brother took a bite of the chicken and placed it back in a frying pan."

relax lebron

"The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called 911."

whore

H said...

"twhnbs"

Goddman acronyms

H said...

TP, you're all paid off

Keef said...

"Goddman acronyms"

That's what h's new boss said

H said...

ok, so what does it really mean?

Mize said...

I hate moving this enormous TV. Un fucking necessary

H said...

How big is the TV?

Keef said...

finally getting it out of the parents' storage, huh

H said...

19 degrees out right now. Woe.

tem said...

truer words have never been spoken

twhnbs

or have not been spoken...

H said...

Thanks Tem. I should have known that one.

Mize said...

"How big is the TV?"

220 lbs

NS

Mize said...

Didn't get to go ice fishing this weekend due to the blizzard conditions. Woe.

H said...

Did I say how heavy?

Mize said...

Big enough to weigh more than I do.

H said...

I'm so close to just pulling a Meiz and walking out of this place forever.

H said...

My job I mean.

H said...

Walking out on LOV would be pulling a Zeke

Mize said...

LIBERATION!

The Rev said...

It's hard to be insufferable over here when there's not even a hundred comments.

The Rev said...

So I'll just be insufferable anyway...

We got Cliff Lee, screw you bastards!

Mize said...

"It's hard to be insufferable over here when there's not even a hundred comments."

That doesn't mean readership is down

The Rev said...

And by screw you bastards, I really mean screw you, LP

The Rev said...

For the record, I have simply been busy studying for finals this week. Economics was today. Accounting is on Thursday. This is why I haven't been around.

I, however, did go apeshit on Facebook at midnight last night.

H said...

Who are you kidding, Rev? You've been at a buffet

Spaceman Spiff said...

heavyweight battle!

Keef said...

"We got Cliff Lee, screw you bastards!"


They won't make the World Series next year

ns

Keef said...

"For the record, I have simply been busy studying for finals this week. Economics was today. Accounting is on Thursday. This is why I haven't been around.

I, however, did go apeshit on Facebook at midnight last night."


So the "studying" excuse is really bullshit

Keef said...

"And by screw you bastards, I really mean screw you, LP"

Apparently rev doesn't know what's going on.

He didn't take it slow said...

he is too busy entertaining on FB

He didn't take it slow said...

rev is a radio guy at heart, so he goes for the bigger audience.

tem said...

Rev has no idea what is going on with lov people. He comments 10 more times a year than stiggy does.

He didn't take it slow said...

he only comes here to gloat

He didn't take it slow said...

once he cleans the drool off his keyboard from "going apeshit" on FB

BLUE said...

go time

El Padrino said...

phillies will be unstoppable in 2011 but beyond they'll suck

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