Friday, November 26, 2010

Whys it gotta be black friday? /Steve

Cuz i said so. / Blue

Who's at work today besides keef? *and me

Green Bay (+2) @ Atlanta - Think Green Bay plays like it's hair is on fire. that home record for Matt Ryan is damn impressive though. I must say.

Pittsburgh (-6.5) over Bills - Bills have won two in a row but the losses came over bad teams. When bad teams play each other we all lose. Ryan Fitzpatrick is becoming quite the QB though. If I'm Buffalo I think about this guy long term or at least start thinking about it. Steelers demolished the Raiders last week and the money was on the Raiders, it was a sexy upset pick last week. That's how hotels in the sand are built my friends.

Carolina (+10.5) over Cleveland - Holy shit I like the Browns play of late but 10.5 points? Easy oddsmakers. Delhomme is walking through that door.

Jax (+7) over NY Giants - I wouldn't give 7 points to the Lil Giants right now. This team is not healthy and playing a bad brand of football right now.

(as I'm writing this I see another Palmer pick, my god, he's terrible, If I ever hear another analyst say "If Carson Palmer plays to his potential again" or something of that nature I will fucking send them asbestos in an evelope, he's fucking terrible. Awful. Just stop. Terrible. His potential is gone and was only there for a minute.)


Minnesota (+2) over Washington - Just like the Cowboys needed (a kick in the ass), the Vikes got it. Here's to quitting on your coach to get him fired then rip off 5 out of 6.

Titans (+6.5) over Houston - I know some dude named Rusty is going to play QB but there is something about the points that bother me. They still have the best back in the league and Houston secondary is putrid. Maybe the kid makes a play or two. Titans need this game.

Miami @ Oakland - No line due to QB situation. I'm guessing if it's Henne it will be fins -2 no Henne Oakland -1. Either way it's about aFG spread. I'm taking my fins no matter the spread. They won't go away this year.

(as I typed this they cut to the troops at a base watching the game and it's Matt Millen's son giving the holiday message and now I feel like a dick for making fun of him....Rule #8 in life. You can't make fun of someone if thier son is fighting a war.)

KC (1.5) over Seattle - Nothing to see here.

Philly @ Chicago (+3) - Fuck it, everyone else seems to think the Bears are for real I'll give it a shot.

St. Louis (+4) over Denver - Not sure what the Broncos really are but I honetly think the Rams can hang around.

Tampa Bay @ Baltimore (-7) - Let's see if Freeman likes getting smacked in the mouth.

San Diego @ Indy (-3) - There was a stat out there that said Bill Belichick only had like one 2 game losing streak or something like that. I wonder how many times Peyton has endured one in the same stretch (outside of his rookie year). I dont think you ever beat him at night on national TV anyway let alone coming off a loss and at home.

San Fran (-1) over Arizona - What a Monday Night slobberknocker. Jesus Christ can they fucking flex this game to never and play another matchup. I'd even consider the KC/Seattle tilt or fucking Carolina/Cleveland.

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I can't lift my arm said...

"Lions 31

Patriots 24

Lock it up."

This comment was brought to you by the Special Olympics.

I can't lift my arm said...

I worked from 5:30 PM until 2:00 am tonight but have black Friday off. I can live with this.

I can't lift my arm said...

3 for 3 on today's fooyball picks.

I ♥ nuts said...

Drunk @ some irish bar... These irish dudes are all ep-sized. They think I'm a giant

I ♥ nuts said...

J-E-T-S
Jets
Jets
Jets

I ♥ nuts said...

Just went shot for shot with some irish dude. We r drinking jameson... I lost miserably and the guy was 1/2 my size... I might puke

I ♥ nuts said...

Going back to heineken... No more brown liquor for me

I ♥ nuts said...

Gonna need lots of diet pepsi tomorrow

I ♥ nuts said...

Doing 80s music trivia and I'm dominating.... Kod would be proud

I ♥ nuts said...

Original version of cum on feel the noize.... Slade.

I ♥ nuts said...

Just won a $50 bet on a song... Thank you general public.. No one knew the song

I ♥ nuts said...

Irish bartender is busting out irish potato chips "crisps" ... The onion n cheese chips are grate

I ♥ nuts said...

Just got a tracy ullman song for a cool $20

I ♥ nuts said...

These irish fucks are dumb... Just won another $20 on mr mister

I ♥ nuts said...

Fuck. Just lost $20 on a phil collins v genisis song.. I lost... I hate phil collins

I ♥ nuts said...

Just bet some dude I could name every van halen albulm in order... He backed out when I was bluffing... Don't think I can do it... He paid me $10 anyway

I ♥ nuts said...

Drunk irish guy who is paying me is from boston... He claims he won $1400 on the pats tonight... I asked him if he knows about new day rising.... He does not. Sorry H

I ♥ nuts said...

We just locked the front door to the bar and I'm smoking marlb lights inside... I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow

I ♥ nuts said...

Time to find a pizza place that is still open

I ♥ nuts said...

My bill is only $22.00... Suite

Jugdish said...

suite night for tp

Jugdish said...

work today...woe

Jugdish said...

id rather be here than out shopping though

Jugdish said...

ordered the 00 Griswold Blackhawks jersey the other night...suite

Jugdish said...

cold front is back...suite

Jugdish said...

Rule #8 in life. You can't make fun of someone if thier son is fighting a war.


I think Brad Childress has a kid over there too

Jugdish said...

2 thanksgiving meals = not really hungry today

Hey there! said...

Way to dominate the 80s music trivia tp


I'm impressed you knew Slade did it originally, Hell, I'm impressed if people have even heard of Slade or know Run Runaway

kod fun fact: Slade was the first non-kids record I ever bought

Hey there! said...

"Just got a tracy ullman song for a cool $20"

It took me like 10 minutes to convince cmkod that They Don't Know About us was TU; finally had to look it up to show her.

Hey there! said...

"This comment was brought to you by the Special Olympics."


for 2.5 quarters it was looking pretty good

El Padrino said...

i'm eating bacon, it never stops

El Padrino said...

TP is legend

Hey there! said...

Really, Rush, Really?

Takes a lot of balls (and mental illness IMO) to rip the Indians for how they screwed over the white man. My particular favorite piece of his lunacy:

"We got shafted when we bought Manhattan," he claimed, saying that European settlers initially paid a Long Island tribe that didn't own the land, then had to repurchase it from the actual owners. "We got scammed ... we got hosed ... we paid for Manna-hata twice because a bunch of Native Americans scammed us."

El Padrino said...

stay away from limbaugh kod

he's poison

Hey there! said...

Never trust a big butt and smile



s; tp got me on an 80s kick this morning

Hey there! said...

feels like today should be Sunday


my schedule is all out of wack

El Padrino said...

people were out shopping at 10pm last night

phsychos

El Padrino said...

FEDEX searches for missing radioactive equipment...

nice

El Padrino said...

so what are the deals anyway
i know target has the Westinghouse brand LCS flat for $298

40 inch

El Padrino said...

Australian Firm To Sell World's First Armpit Testosterone Lotion In US


yes!

/MLB players

Jugdish said...

people were out shopping at 10pm last night



that! people were waiting in line at 10 last night to shop this morning.

El Padrino said...

retards

El Padrino said...

i was at the mall wed, and the mall i was in had signs that they were open midnight til midnight (24 hours)

poor workers

Hey there! said...

seriously


the amount of money I would save would not be worth getting up that early, getting my ass out into the cold, dealing with all the idiots out ready to brawl or riot for the last $20 hot item for their kid, etc.

Hey there! said...

yeah, when my dad worked at JC Pennys, he'd have to go in around 3:00 AM on Black Friday


I always had a lot of pity for him on Thanksigiving

Jugdish said...

i live right by a mall...starting today I'll be avoiding that street for the most part until after Christmas.

Keef said...

"Who's at work today besides keef? *and me"


I'm not at work

Jugdish said...

im at work

El Padrino said...

holy shit keef aint working

you sick buddy? feel better

Hey there! said...

I probably *should* be at work


but I really needed these few days away from everything at the office

El Padrino said...

the internet deals, as always, are just as good

silly rabbits

Hey there! said...

Black Eyed Peas for the SB halftime show, eh?


I don't think Meiz approves

El Padrino said...

they make hits

Hey there! said...

the Billy Ocean of the 00s

Hey there! said...

"Everybody needs a villain, don't we? We need to blame someone at all times. I was emotional, that was not exactly the way I wanted to say, I was emotional, that was not exactly the way I wanted to word it, but I wrote it, I rode it, just as Taylor never came to my defense in any interview."


damn Kanye says some stupid shit

El Padrino said...

i think he's gonna kill himself one day

El Padrino said...

Twins Win Rights to Negotiate with Tsuyoshi Nishioka

El Padrino said...

Secondhand smoke kills 600,000 a year


assholes

Keef said...

"midnight til midnight (24 hours)"


awesome

Keef said...

"holy shit keef aint working"


I work @ HD tonight

El Padrino said...

roy williams should have done the gay hook em horns thing he does after that big play he ma...

oh whait, he funbled the game away

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

El Padrino said...

Heimerdinger will call offensive plays for Titans


but do they look up to him?

El Padrino said...

damn im missing good footyball today

Hey there! said...

so management is siding with V. Young, huh? I'm quite surprised (ns)

El Padrino said...

why are you surprised Bud Adams fucking loves Young

Keef said...

"so management is siding with V. Young, huh? I'm quite surprised (ns)"

RK, R?

El Padrino said...

HD got any suite black friday deals?

Keef said...

Stay classy, Boston

El Padrino said...

i told this dude he can go when ever and he just picked up and left within 30 seconds...

ns

god damn i didnt expect that
so fast

lol

El Padrino said...

under the piles

anything goes and your not supposed to talk about it

code

s hill is puss

Jugdish said...

cheezit snack mix...suite

Jugdish said...

are athiests coming out of the same closet as the gays?

Jugdish said...

Jeter


I'm with simmons...I'd love to see the red sox sign jeter. the red sox should throw a 4 year/80 million contract his way and see what happens.

El Padrino said...

it will never happen

Jugdish said...

i know...i don't think the yankees would let him go to the sox either. it would be funny

Jugdish said...

it would be funny


like your face

Jugdish said...

they can't expect me to work a full day can they?

Jugdish said...

can i leave early Lp?

El Padrino said...

yes the market closed at 1, you can go now

Jugdish said...

suite

El Padrino said...

A 24-year-old Vermont man was fatally shot by a friend who used a gun in a prank, police said.

The alleged shooter apparently tried to prank his sleeping friend by waking him up with the loud sound of an air rifle, police said.

However, police said, the man mistakenly used a real rifle in the prank.

Nicholas Bell, 23, was charged with manslaughter after the incident Thursday, Manchester police said.

"The accused fired the weapon, which was a loaded .22 cal rifle hitting the [victim] in the chest," a police statement said. "The victim died at the scene."


smat

El Padrino said...

wvu has the nike change uni deal every week now too?

Keef said...

"HD got any suite black friday deals?"

on appliances. But they're "black friday" has been going on for 2 weeks.
ns

Keef said...

"the red sox should throw a 4 year/80 million contract his way and see what happens."

That would almost make O:FB complete

Keef said...

I just got done putting up Xmas lights outside and picking up dog shit

Jugdish said...

iron bowl game on at the office...suite

Jugdish said...

I just got done putting up Xmas lights


my old roommate left behind one of those pre-lit trees...i might actually have to decorate this year

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!!

El Padrino said...

wish the iron bowl was on here

El Padrino said...

"I just got done putting up Xmas lights outside and picking up dog shit"

rather be at work huh

Jugdish said...

bama up 14 early

Keef said...

"rather be at work huh"

Nah. It had to get done at some point. And now I don't have to worry about it

Keef said...

"bama up 14 early"


fuuuuuuuuuck. I'm going to be rooting hard for Nevada tonight

El Padrino said...

"Nah. It had to get done at some point. And now I don't have to worry about it"

until they shit again

Jugdish said...

i watched Christmas Vacation last night, Thanksgiving tradition

Keef said...

Fans at the new Madison Square Garden will be on top of the action ... literally.

When the renovation of the 42-year-old facility is completed, spectator bridges will hang from the ceiling, allowing a bird's-eye view of the playing surface. Portions of the MSG project will be finished over a period from 2011-13. The bridges are supposed to be functional in October 2013.

Keef said...

"until they shit again"

Well yeah.

Keef said...

"i watched Christmas Vacation last night, Thanksgiving tradition"

I need to watch that this weekend

Jugdish said...

"until they shit again"


you should teach them to use a toilet

/kod

Jugdish said...

100

El Padrino said...

ranger fan gonna fall off that bridge

El Padrino said...

"i watched Christmas Vacation last night, Thanksgiving tradition"

was gonna text you

ns

Jugdish said...

you watched it too?

i bought Christmas Vacation 2 last week...$5 bin at walmart

its probably going to suck, but for $5, why not?

El Padrino said...

"you watched it too?"

yes, i usually do

Keef said...

"Keef said...

The line is probably going to be about 17

November 22, 2010 9:49 AM"



Nailed it

Jugdish said...

that was a dumB unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on auburn

Keef said...

"i bought Christmas Vacation 2 last week...$5 bin at walmart"

I had no idear there was a 2nd one

El Padrino said...

i've always just ignored it

Keef said...

mize

Jugdish said...

I had no idear there was a 2nd one


me neither...it was made in 2004.

Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure

Jugdish said...

Bama up 21-0

El Padrino said...

We're sorry, this item is no longer available.

woe

Keef said...

Maxim, $2/year up to 4 years

coupon code BLACKFRIDAY

Jugdish said...

Auburn might have to pay Cam Newton a little more if they want to get back in this game.

El Padrino said...

maxim dont do it for me, i need bush

Keef said...

i get it for the articles

El Padrino said...

yeah that's what i get playboy for

Keef said...

Dell Home has 60" Mitsubishi WD-60C10 1080p 3D-Ready DLP HDTV for $600 (or $582 w/ DPA) with free shipping after applying coupon code JL3MZ47LSRQQW9

El Padrino said...

fuck 3d

good deal though

Jugdish said...

Auburn does not look good so far.

El Padrino said...

gonna muddle up the bcs picture

Jugdish said...

gonna muddle up the bcs picture



good

Jugdish said...

bama is about to score again

Jugdish said...

24-0

El Padrino said...

im gamecasting it

El Padrino said...

should out of here soon, havent done a thing in an hour

El Padrino said...

cept pay a few wires here and there

Jugdish said...

auburn on the board

Jugdish said...

i haven't done too much today either. cleaning around the office


also picking up dog shit

s

El Padrino said...

i'm quite hungry

Jugdish said...

McElroy with 300 yards passing in the first half so far

El Padrino said...

what is wrong with people?

Jugdish said...

a few years ago i went to best buy early to get some shit on black friday, and they handed out certificates depending on what you want so there wasn't a mad rush. seemed to work well

Jugdish said...

almost time to go for a yog

El Padrino said...

dammit, cut my nail too short

El Padrino said...

PIECE

Keef said...

fucking ASU sucks so bad. Down 17-0 to an awful UCLA team in the 1st quarter

Jugdish said...

Auburn coming back...21-24

Jugdish said...

rut roh Alabama

Jugdish said...

140

Jugdish said...

Auburn wins...

Jugdish said...

and im going home finally...

Jugdish said...

actually im going to the gym first

Jugdish said...

why was cam newton holding a handful of money after the game?


s

Mize said...

"Black Eyed Peas for the SB halftime show, eh?"


Fuck the Wack Eyed Peas

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The alleged shooter apparently tried to prank his sleeping friend by waking him up with the loud sound of an air rifle, police said.'

i call bullshiiiiiiiiiiiit

riddle me this, why did he have to point the gun at him to wake him up with the sound, lucky bastard got away with murder, must have been revenge for a tony parker type situation, genius

Spaceman Spiff said...

ahahahahahhahahaahahahahhahaha

win or lose, boise kicker should be kilt*

the laces were in! they were IN!

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn that was epic

Spaceman Spiff said...

misses ANOTHER chip shot

26 yarder for the win MISS

29 for the OT lead MISS

no angle on either

ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa

Spaceman Spiff said...

can you say suicide watch


NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

game over

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

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ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

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Spaceman Spiff said...

epic chokejob

unbelievable

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit that was amazing

chokejob chills

El Padrino said...

that was one of the best college games i ever seen

ns

El Padrino said...

man that kid is going to think about that kick for life

poor thing

Keef said...

"game over

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

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ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhah"








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Keef said...

Fuck Boise

Keef said...

On the verge of playing in a big game with a win, they likely will be relegated to the Humanitarian Bowl, played on their own blue field in Boise, Idaho, or the Fight Hunger Bowl in San Francisco.



hahahahahahahahaha

Hey there! said...

"that was one of the best college games i ever seen

ns"


I'm kicking myself for giving up on the game. Went to bed at 24-7 since Boise was so dominant and there was jack shit on tv.

booooooo me

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

jesus, awful uniforms, tosu

I can't lift my arm said...

Hello children

Mize said...

College football is boring

Mize said...

Woe getting up for work at 5:45 on a Saturday.

Keef said...

"College football is boring"

How so

Keef said...

sucks that Jim Harbaugh is going to be UM's coach next year.

Mize said...

"How so"

Just don't find it compelling.

Keef said...

we're play golfing here tomorrow

Keef said...

I'm watching the tosu/um game on DVR now because I was working this morning. The refs calling an unsportsmanlike penalty for tosu players making and "O" with their hands to the crowd is pretty ratarded

Mize said...

Badgers are running up the score again

Mize said...

If they have to play TCU in the Rose Bowl, they'll get smoked

Keef said...

stop it

Mize said...

I've held this dump long enough. This should feel great.

Keef said...

Denard Robinson is frah-jee-lay

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Tennessee Titans +6 (-110)
Minnesota Vikings -2 (-110)
Seattle Seahawks +2 (-110)
Indianapolis Colts -3 (+105)
Buffalo Bills +7 (-115)

Jugdish said...

keef won an ipad on centsports...congrats


s

Jugdish said...

chefs -2
bucs +7.5
bills +7
raiders -3
vikings -2

Hey there! said...

Philly (-3.5)
NYG (-7.5)
Oak (-3)
Ten (+6)
GB (+1.5)

Keef said...

play golf is canceled due to rain

I can't lift my arm said...

"play golf is canceled due to rain"

Sucks dude.

I can't lift my arm said...

Last night was interesting. Brought a girl out for the first time. Went o see my friend's band. Brawl breaks out, I jump in the middle to calm my friend down. End up covered in his blood (ew!) and she ends up cleaning the blood off me. Weird first date for sure.

Keef said...

that NFL Training Camp video game commercial with 85 is pretty funny

Keef said...

aitch needs to stop going places where fights break out

I can't lift my arm said...

"aitch needs to stop going places where fights break out"

Chowds are angry I guess

I can't lift my arm said...

"that NFL Training Camp video game commercial with 85 is pretty funny"

This

Keef said...

Tony G just dunked the football over the goalpost like it was nothing

Keef said...

you working today, aitch?

Keef said...

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMen

I can't lift my arm said...

"you working today, aitch?"

Yea swapped with a coworker so i could go out this past wednesday night. Still went out last night, obviously. Came in to drive this morning. Wa sin the cab at 2:15 am, and now here from noon to 6. by the time I get home i will have been awake for 31 hours straight. Love it!!

Keef said...

I just axed if you were working


s

Keef said...

that is shitty, though

Keef said...

peyton hillis would look good in a Broncos uniform

I can't lift my arm said...

nah it's cool. You get used to it. NS. And I wasn't passing up hanging out with this chick.

I can't lift my arm said...

I forget Keith, do you work Sundays at HD?

Keef said...

HD is M-F

Keef said...

"And I wasn't passing up hanging out with this chick."


Are you taking it fast?

I can't lift my arm said...

"Are you taking it fast?"

Haha, she actually did invite me back to her her place, but I had to work. Better to leave 'em wanting more anyways. NS.

I can't lift my arm said...

H = guJ

(opposite of Jug)

/EP

I can't lift my arm said...

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