Tuesday, November 16, 2010

UFC talk at the end

Drove a Kia Soul in North Dakota, it was not that cool.

What the heck is up with this Glee show? Is it like Grease 2, but in TV form? Are the songs original or are they just singing songs that are from other musicals or something? Is this something tem would like? I don’t think he would like it.

Michael Vick just played one of the greatest games a QB has ever played. Or the Redskins just let him do it. Either way, 4 passing TDs, 2 rushing TDs, over 300 passing, over 50 rushing, that’s never been done. Except when El Pad calls the plays.




tOSU Talk
Basketball, basketball, basketball. tOSU fans are hoping that the men’s basketball team beats Florida. They will consider it revenge for the national title football game. tOSU fans generally hate the SEC and all things SEC, but they really really hate Florida and LSU.




Fantasy sports talk: ________
Vick won my $$$ league for me. He scored like 52 points. Lloyd, who I just traded for scored another 25 or so. The two of them lost by 2 points to the other team. Tamme, who I just traded for put me over the top. I like it when 1 player scores +50. At least when he is on my team.


Is _________ hot ?

Maggie Gyllenhaal

No, this is the dumbest one I have ever done. Just no.



NASCAR Talk
Final Race this Sunday, or Saturday….final race this weekend. Hamlin leads Johnson and Harvick. It is a 3 dog race. Zenyatta won’t win.




UFC Talk
IMO a big fight looms this weekend. Rampage vs Machida will basically demote one of the fighters to gatekeeper status. The winner launches themselves back into the title talk and the loser probably gets Jon Bones Jones (assuming he wins his next fight against Darth Vader (no force allowed)) to test and see if Jones is legit.

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson vs. Lyoto Machida

Rampage will hate fighting Machida because Machida will not just stand there and punch. Machida should be the heavy favorite here because Rampage will run in and Machida will side step and counter. The only way Rampage wins is if he catches Machida.

The bigger story line here is will there be a sequel to the A Team movie? If Rampage shows up in terrible shape then bank on it, if Rampage shows up looking ripped then maybe not.

Either way the fight should go to Machida by either a TKO because Rampage wore down or a decision.


B.J. Penn vs. Matt Hughes

Penn can’t win the lightweight crown so he moves up to fight Hughes. Penn doesn’t historically do well at this weight and Hughes looked pretty legit last fight. I thought Hughes had hit the bottom, but he apparently has a little gas left in his tank. I am pretty sure these guys hate each other so this should be a good fight. Although it has the possibility of being 15 minutes of Hughes laying on Penn and getting a boring decision.

Tem says Hughes wins by TKO because Penn won’t be in shape.


Aaron Simpson vs. Mark Munoz

Mark Munoz is not related to Anthony Munoz. Aaron Simpson is not related to Homer Simpson.

Munoz wins by decision.

Gerald Harris vs. Maiquel Jose Falcao Goncalves

Good lord that second guy has a lot of names. Is this a tag team match? Like WWF style where it is 2 on 1? Gerald Harris must be a beast if he is fighting 2 dudes.

I guess I’ll go with the guy with 4 names.

George Sotiropoulos vs. Joe Lauzon

I can’t pronounce the one guy’s name, so the other one wins.

Brian Foster vs. Matt Brown

Matt Brown could be legit. Maybe not though. I get him mixed up with another Matt. In any case I think Foster wins because he is Australian for beer.


Tyson Griffin vs. Nik Lentz

Tyson used to be a little tank with lots of energy that just rolled people. Then he must have gotten off roids or something because he looks normal now. I think he needs this win to stay in the UFC. He’ll get it.

Phil Davis vs. Tim Boetsch

Boetch wins.

Edson Barboza vs. Darren Elkins

Barboza is a pirate from those movies with Depp. He wins by ransom choke. I made that up.

Karo Parisyan vs. Dennis Hallman

Karo fights are always boring to me. I hope Hallman destroys him. Let’s say he does.

Paul Kelly vs. T.J. O’Brien

I don’t know at all. Umm O’Brien sounds Irish and they are lucky so he wins.

163 comments:

BLUE said...

zeke ♥ed maggie

Jugdish said...

Bulls Rockettes game tonight...suite

Jugdish said...

you stay classy new york

tem said...

zeke is dead, so nobody on LOV loves Maggie

El Padrino said...

i'd destroy maggie

BLUE said...

"you stay classy new york"

that's the real reason LP wasn't here yesterday.

but why didn't he have a shirt on?

Jugdish said...

man forced to eat his own beard

tem said...

maggie's brother is banging taylor swift.

all the hollywood guys are passing her around. i am pretty sure she is a big whore.

Jugdish said...

but why didn't he have a shirt on?


he wanted to show off his 2 pack

tem said...

maggie is 5'9". no way would she do a 5'9.5" guy. sorry el pad.

BLUE said...

"man forced to eat his own beard"

doesn't look like he misses many meals

Jugdish said...

he may have had a few extra meals.

tem said...

wall

Jugdish said...

they are saying the McNabb deal is like 10 million in "new money", so the contract is not as bad as the media is making it sound apparently.

Jugdish said...

i could use some new money

tem said...

ask obama for new money

BLUE said...

ben bernanke printed the bills specifically for McNabb.

that's the great thing about him playing in DC now

Jugdish said...

those are as good as money...those are i.o.u.'s

El Padrino said...

fucknig amazing, cant take a day off in this place

BLUE said...

it's not like the market shuts down because you take a day off

Jugdish said...

i want a 00 Griswold Blackhawks jersey

El Padrino said...

blue as.

El Padrino said...

damn those are grown ass men fighting, dude looks 50 years old in that earlier video

Jugdish said...

dude looks 50 years old in that earlier video



kids


/tp

El Padrino said...

tp you ever get into it in the stands?

you've been to hundreds of games

i've never and never want to, fucking dangerous

came close at a ranger game, real close

Jugdish said...

came close at a ranger game, real close


story?

Jugdish said...

tp you ever get into it in the stands?


no homeless in the stands

Beth said...

"no homeless in the stands"

Funny.

Keef said...

"fucknig amazing, cant take a day off in this place"


preaching to the choir

/mize

Keef said...

"came close at a ranger game, real close"


whiskey tango

Jugdish said...

whiskey tango


alpha sierra


/Lima papa

El Padrino said...

story?

guy dropped a beer on my leg as he was passing me into the aisle and i said, "Cmon bro" like in a tone that was not agressive at all, just like in a tone that was like "damn cant believe this shit"

and he was like i was gonna say sorry but now since you acting like a fag i wont, fag or something to that effect so a verbal argument ensued where I was calling him a tough guy, you know real tough guy and he was like whatta ya want to do the usual nonsense, dick measuring shit so i told him after the game we can go around the corner to 8 ave, no cops and we'll handle it, by the third period he was buying me a beer and apologizing

devil fan no less

Keef said...

"verbal argument"


Would have been better if you said argument (verbal)

Jugdish said...

yikes

Keef said...

"yikes"

Yeah that shit if awful

El Padrino said...

best thing about that game, i saw a dude about 10 rows in front of me take a puck to the face and bleeding and all hold the puck up and yelled like it was awesome

dudes entire face was bloody and he was so excited he had a puck didnt care about his face

El Padrino said...

someone gonna get kilt at wrigley

El Padrino said...

hockey games always seem more rambunctious

Keef said...

That story was odd because usually NYers are pretty calm

I can't lift my arm said...

"Well New Orleans is known for the "show us your tits!" call. And topless chicks = hot chicks for most guys. It's science."

New Orleans is fantastic, but not as many topless chicks as you would think.

Still enough to make it a worthwhile destination though.

I can't lift my arm said...

I think TP has a worst* temper than H.

I can't lift my arm said...

"i'd destroy maggie"

Maggie is not hot. At all.

El Padrino said...

"That story was odd because usually NYers are pretty calm"

i was calm until he questioned my sexuality

El Padrino said...

as. ghandi

El Padrino said...

"Maggie is not hot. At all."


i didnt say she was, maggie looks like a good fuck and i bet she has a velvet throat

Keef said...

"i was calm until he questioned my sexuality"


That's what happens when you rock the chin strap

Spaceman Spiff said...

mini vacation road trip up central/north cali this past weekend

came back to a suh-weet skins game

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont care about golf, but going to see the 18th green at pebble beach was suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

ate at the place that has the cioppino that beat flay in a throwdown, was good, wasnt blown away but cioppino isnt my favorite dish

Keef said...

"dont care about golf, but going to see the 18th green at pebble beach was suite"


GOLF IS A NOUN!

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

lucked out and ate at a restaurant that was showing the pacman fight at the bar, pac looked like he was 1st round fresh every round like usual

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone post blounts latest suite GIF whilst* i was gone

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck mike wallace

Keef said...

cmk plays in a ffb with me and she was up by 55 going into last night's game and the other dude had Vick, who scored 60 pts. Shitty

Keef said...

That Blount flip twist was suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite brandon lloyd GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

TPs viagra GIF

BLUE said...

that brandon lloyd catch was insane.

he had a catch in the first quarter that was absolutely amazing, just unreal

Keef said...

spiff is the gif that keeps on giving

Keef said...

"that brandon lloyd catch was insane.

he had a catch in the first quarter that was absolutely amazing, just unreal"


You seem to have a boner for WRs

/mize

BLUE said...

lloyd's other catch

not gif

BLUE said...

tp was more fired up for Tebow's TD Pass

El Padrino said...

"ate at the place that has the cioppino that beat flay in a throwdown, was good, wasnt blown away but cioppino isnt my favorite dish"


suite

El Padrino said...

blue has lloyd chills

BLUE said...

i do...it's true

El Padrino said...

"Bomb threat at Ohio State"


fucking SEC

El Padrino said...

on the jags thing, why does everyone keep saying the texans did everything right?

the defender knocked it foward instead of down, i believe you are supposed to knock it down to the ground not forward

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you want to post comments about guys that do things right, and downgrade those who do make plays. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society? COME AFTER ME! I'M A MAN! I'M FORTY! I'M NOT A KID. POST SOMETHING ABOUT ME or our coaches. Don't post comments about a kid that does everything right."

/kubiak

El Padrino said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

last time i bench vick

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Source: Donovan McNabb due just $3.75M if cut after '10"

suite

Keef said...

"the defender knocked it foward instead of down, i believe you are supposed to knock it down to the ground not forward"


It looked like he was swinging his arms down, and it just came off his hands wrong.

El Padrino said...

"Source: Donovan McNabb due just $3.75M if cut after '10"

suite

aka, what's likely to happen

tem said...

your face looks like it came off your hands wrong

Keef said...

your face is just wrong

Keef said...

your face created a wall

tem said...

that happens

BLUE said...

i sneeze at that wall

Todd Packer said...

"tp you ever get into it in the stands?"

a few times... only been thrown out of a stadium once though

Jugdish said...

story?

BLUE said...

"story?"


i'm betting it's true

El Padrino said...

Mike Tyson Might Open a High-End Kosher Restaurant Chain

Jugdish said...

spiff might eat there

Keef said...

"story?"


I was walking through the aisle to my seat and some of my beer spilt out of my cup onto this midget guy who yells "Cmon bro" to me, and I call him a fag...

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

boat* the turkey fryer this weekend and two turkeys today...suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Steelers announced they released K Jeff Reed and signed K Shaun Suisham to a one-year contract."

end of an era

BLUE said...

the shaun suisham unemployed era?

Spaceman Spiff said...

brooklyn decker GIF

Jugdish said...

"Steelers announced they released K Jeff Reed and signed K Shaun Suisham to a one-year contract."

related story: Former kicker Jeff Reed signs with Sysco.

Todd Packer said...

"story?"

it's kind of boring but ok:

i was asked to leave a uga/uf game... can't remember the year, but is was when they were remodeling the stadium in jax so the game was in gainesville (the next year it was in athens). dude behind us was actually crying about breaking up with his girlfriend. guy was loaded and just crying like a bitch. so of course we were making fun of him. anyway one of the dudes friends asked us to stop and of course we didn't... dunk cryer was saying stuff like "i messed up so bad" "why doesn't she love me"... pitiful stuff. at one point some of my friend and some of drunk cryer’s friends all stood up and started shouting at each other.... one of drunk cryer’s friends pushed my youngest brother (who then fell into the people in front of him). that was enough for me so i threw my soda in his face and started punching.... cops and security were already on their way when the shouting started, so the fight lasted about 4 seconds... cop grabbed me took down the tunnel and said "you can leave the stadium now or go to jail, your choice"... so i left... cop escorted me out of the stadium

Keef said...

"brooklyn decker GIF"


Can you link that with imgur? Please & thank you

Todd Packer said...

drunk crying guy was a uf fan, btw

Jugdish said...

"you can leave the stadium now or go to jail, your choice"... so i left... cop escorted me out of the stadium


good choice

Todd Packer said...

almost got thrown out of the nc game in phoenix, but i think i already told that story

Jugdish said...

almost got thrown out of the nc game in phoenix, but i think i already told that story



when did you go to north carolina?

/Lp

Keef said...

The exit is over there if you want to use it

Keef said...

"when did you go to north carolina?

/Lp"


I lol

Todd Packer said...

close calls at he uf/fsu tie game in 1994 (i think)... we talked so much crap earlier in the game, then fsu came back and to tie it up... we had several close calls walking out of the stadium. thought for sure we were going to end up fighting a few times, but managed to get out ok

Jugdish said...

game 1 of the 2005 world series i was at an outdoor music festival in north houston and they had the game on a big screen out there since they played the astros.

i was sporting the Sox hat, was drunk, and was making fun of roger clemens since he was sucking it up. I had some close calls there after the game and festival as we were leaving.

Jugdish said...

however i haven't been in a fight since middle school

Todd Packer said...

i think i told the story about grabbing the mic at a strip club in new orleans after ND beat UF in the sugar bowl and saying that "lou holtz has aids"... i was asked to leave that establishment

Keef said...

A few years ago at an ASU game, some 18 year old was trying to start shit with me & my buddy. Our seats were in the wheelchair accessible section above the student section at the top of the lower lever, if that makes sense. Dudes buddy was getting kicked out and was yelling at the security right by us, and my buddy turns around and yells Get that douchebag out of here. So the other dude comes over and tries starting shit with us and eventually goes down to his seat. But then when he was at his seat, about 20 rows below us, he kept turning around and looking up at us. We would just wave and antagonize him. Then at halftime he comes up and tries starting shit again, and I said man you're all riled up. I remember when I got drunk for the first time, I was the same way. Dude tries to reach over and grab me and I push his hand away and then security grabs him and kick him out

Jugdish said...

Our seats were in the wheelchair accessible section above the student section at the top of the lower lever, if that makes sense.

of course!

/steve

tem said...

lou holtz had a stroke, not aids.

tem said...

"i remember my first beer" is a great line to use in those situations

Jugdish said...

So everyone is in for New Orleans?

Jugdish said...

although i do like the host city idea too

tem said...

host?

take it slow jug

tem said...

when is lov summit 2?

i like new orleans.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's kind of boring but ok:"

we wanted to hear the story about you getting kicked out of a game, not the story of LOV when meiz got dumped

Jugdish said...

Texans game ending play tecmo style

Jugdish said...

when is lov summit 2?

i like new orleans.



Not sure...I was thinking around august of next year...like we did this year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Can you link that with imgur? Please & thank you"

would have, but the file is too large, worth remembering to check out at home though

Spaceman Spiff said...

stone cold GIF

Beth said...

RE: fights

Does mud or jello wrestling count?

(s)

O-H-I-O said...

so yesterday a co-worker of mine gave me some catnip to pass along to my animals.

Got them all fucked up, which was hilarity.

Funny thing is you could tell one was getting sick from it. He abruptly runs to the bathroom (where cmkod was doing laundry) puts his front legs up on the toilet and pukes into the toilet.


hehe, wonder who he figured that one out from

Jugdish said...

el spiffdrino

Beth said...

"stone cold GIF"

spiffast

Jugdish said...

your cat pukes in the toilet?

O-H-I-O said...

your cat pukes in the toilet?


apparently; cmkod and I decided he must have seen me do it a few times, and figured it out on his own

Jugdish said...

kod is the cat whisperer

Spaceman Spiff said...

sold!

/EP

Keef said...

in da butt is funny

Jugdish said...

in da butt is funny



you've seen it?

O-H-I-O said...

Hey Jug, I'm not really going to be around on LOV from now until November 29th.

I'll start the clock on my name/pic on the 29th (though I'll try to switch it over between now and then)

Keef said...

"you've seen it?"

No, the words are funny

Jugdish said...

I'll start the clock on my name/pic on the 29th (though I'll try to switch it over between now and then)



sounds good

El Padrino said...

did i read that kods cat pukes in the toilet?

El Padrino said...

tp with the war stories

El Padrino said...

thought for sure you got into it with a cowboy fan at the Ice Bowl

Jugdish said...

he remembers when they wouldn't allow the goat at wrigley

El Padrino said...

fyi, found my ipod

under bed, behind head board

looked to be thrown or dropped

El Padrino said...

TP and Dr. James Naismith got into it after Naismith wanted to have yarn as the net and TP wanted chains

El Padrino said...

that was quite a twitter slapper last night between freak and T

El Padrino said...

"fyi, found my ipod

under bed, behind head board

looked to be thrown or dropped"


blame shifts from cmep to bgep, although it's shared since cmep should be watching bgep at all times

she's a little devil

Keef said...

"fyi, found my ipod

under bed, behind head board

looked to be thrown or dropped"


apology accepted

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

TP and Dr. James Naismith got into it after Naismith wanted to have yarn as the net and TP wanted chains



leather helmets were the better

/tp

Jugdish said...

blame shifts from cmep to bgep, although it's shared since cmep should be watching bgep at all times


you could check for finger prints, but it might be hard to tell the difference in size between Lp and bgep's prints

Jugdish said...

did they shut down the stache too soon for their writers to vote on the regular season awards for mlb?

Hey there! said...

nice job on the profile pic jug



ns.....I am laughing and shamed at the same time

Hey there! said...

ipod found under bed, possibly broken



/H

Mize said...

I'm gonna go to the Edge Of Town to watch the Bucks lose to the Lakers.

I can't lift my arm said...

"brooklyn decker GIF"

Magnificent

I can't lift my arm said...

"Texans game ending play tecmo style"

Awesome! I have one question about that game though. Why do they make the team go for the PAT? Isn't it meaningless?

I can't lift my arm said...

"ipod found under bed, possibly broken

/H"

Not unfunny

Todd Packer said...

uf stunk it up tonight

I can't lift my arm said...

LOV* stunk it up tonight

Fixed

JFreak said...

LoV stinks every night.

Keef said...

"brooklyn decker GIF"

omigosh

Keef said...

TP
Your name/pic is I ♥ nuts

El Padrino said...

"brooklyn decker GIF"

omigosh

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

back to life, back to reality

El Padrino said...

however do you want me

however do you need me

Jugdish said...

go

Beth said...

I went and didn't see a new post.

Jugdish said...

yeah its not there


blue is fired

Keef said...

your face looks like it was on fire

Jugdish said...

your head has a...shell on it

Keef said...

are you talking

Jugdish said...

Bulls game was fun last night...good times

BLUE said...

start your engines

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