Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Rough Morning

I'm having a rough morning. Went to the nuggets game last night...guy walking by spilt his beer on me. I gave him the "c'mon bro" line...and it was on like donkey kong ™...stupid short knicks fans.

Fuck Winter already

College basketball started yesterday...sort of. tOSU beat FU...revenge...Greg Oden and Mike Conley and Troy Smith approve.

Who names their kid Thad...what a douchetastic name

Clouds are circling for Cam Newton...the good news for that kid...the NCAA takes forever to figure anything out, so he'll get to play the rest of the season...the bad news for Auburn, it'll all get taken away soon. Basically they were using the "we never heard of this" excuse up until last week, when the NCAA said that Cam's pops admitted to talking about a pay for play scenario. The NCAA then left it up to Auburn to decide if they wanted to play him. So basically they said, "fuck it" lets go all in and try and win and get the cash payout, and if he's later ruled ineligible...well they can't take away what we did on the field.

Why did Mike Belotti quit at Oregon...I still haven't figured that one out. If he still wanted to coach (he's a candidate for the CU job) why would he give up the brazilions that is Phil Knight.

Too much Mike Vick love..trap game for the iggles this week, gints coming off an ass beating...sets up way to well for the Gints.

Watch Boardwalk Empire don't watch Hawaii Five-0

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Jugdish said...

not smat*

BLUE said...

who is Tim Duncan

El Padrino said...

nice post

damn knicks

El Padrino said...

i want this season over with so we can sign melo

El Padrino said...

Why did Mike Belotti quit at Oregon...I still haven't figured that one out.

^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

" why would he give up the brazilions that is Phil Knight."

maybe phil Knight was a dick. or meddled too much with the program.

tem said...

" why would he give up the brazilions that is Phil Knight."

maybe he liked Reebok better.


weebok? i wear those. /lp

BLUE said...

maybe belotti got confused by all the different uniform combinations

Jugdish said...

weebok? i wear those. /lp


chuckle

Jugdish said...

weebok? i wear those. /lp


do they make breers* shoes?

/mize

El Padrino said...

meiz your boy bo jones is always looking for some sort of approval

"skip said his toughest opponent wasnt me"

"reali didnt gave my points away"

wah, wah, wah

Jugdish said...

bo jones is a saint!!!!


/mize

El Padrino said...

bo jones is a hack

El Padrino said...

and meiz sucks his peter hard

Keef said...

lp ♥s Around the Horn

El Padrino said...

nerve home to watch it

Keef said...

where were you on Monday?

El Padrino said...

Reali is a new yorker though, so props, looks like a suite gig

Keef said...

reali does have a suite gig

El Padrino said...

"where were you on Monday?"

Park, Laundrymat, BJ's, Waldbaums, home

Keef said...

"Laundrymat"


Men don't belong there

/LP

Keef said...

Noone mentioned Uggla sent to Braves?

BLUE said...

reali is stat boy..and will always be stat boy

BLUE said...

"Noone mentioned Uggla sent to Braves?"


noone cares

Keef said...

NYers aren't used to anything beyinb* rough touch

Keef said...

"reali is stat boy..and will always be stat boy"


still a suite gig

Hey there! said...

reali is stat boy..and will always be stat boy


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Max >>>>>>>> Stat boy


-WFT happened to Max? Poor dude, his show bombs and his brother dies; haven't heard from him in years (but I don't watch boxing, so he's probably got a suite gig somewhere with that)

Keef said...

I like Max's beard

/LP

El Padrino said...

Men don't belong there

/LP

i agree

El Padrino said...

(but I don't watch boxing, so he's probably got a suite gig somewhere with that)

suite gig at HBO , boxing after dark and boxing color analyst

El Padrino said...

"Noone mentioned Uggla sent to Braves?"

no but we should go over this

good deal, only heyward had true power now they get to put the super utility guy at third and keep him there

El Padrino said...

anyway max kellerman is a jew so fuck him

El Padrino said...

i know meiz sees my bo jones comment and is dying to respond

Jugdish said...

The Rockettes theme this year is "Red Rising"...but the Bulls wore red last night.

IN YOU FACE rockets!

Jugdish said...

also it was fun to joke with rockets fans about all the WNBA banners in the toyota center.

Beth said...

"good deal, only heyward had true power now they get to put the super utility guy at third and keep him there"

Ummmm, the "super utility guy" was part of the trade and is now a Marlin...

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

"Ummmm, the "super utility guy" was part of the trade and is now a Marlin..."

ha

Jugdish said...

Who i...Carmelo Anthony?

/Lp

Jugdish said...

i = is

BLUE said...

super utility guy = mike dunn?

Jugdish said...

super utility guy = calls all the plays

BLUE said...

super utility guy = kod?

BLUE said...

pitcher, catcher, 3b, OF, manager, humanitarian, democrat

BLUE said...

cat lover

El Padrino said...

"Ummmm, the "super utility guy" was part of the trade and is now a Marlin..."

ha

infante and prado are the same guy

Hey there! said...

"pitcher, catcher, 3b, OF, manager, humanitarian, democrat, cat lover"


hey, you forgot to mention narcissistic and chemically dependent



thanks!

Jugdish said...

freak was tweeting about ncaa women's bball

Jugdish said...

suite slide


/Lp

El Padrino said...

"freak was tweeting about ncaa women's bball"

yeah, something is wrong with that kid

Jugdish said...

he would have liked all those coments banners in the toyota center

Jugdish said...

comets

BLUE said...

got an email that said "do you have an affinity for like minded delaware individuals?"


people in delaware must be desperate

BLUE said...

jug,

i'm sure you know this but that's a picture of borat not jugdish (s)

Hey there! said...

"got an email that said "do you have an affinity for like minded delaware individuals?"


sounds like an invitation to join a cult

El Padrino said...

“The president has not been very successful,” the Fox News chairman says in a lengthy interview. “He just got kicked from Mumbai to South Korea, and he came home and attacked

Republicans for it. He had to be told by the French and the Germans that his socialism was too far left for them to deal with.”

word up

more

“This poor guy, sitting down on his ranch clearing brush, gained a lot of respect for keeping his mouth shut. I literally never heard an Obama speech that didn’t blame Bush.”

wish zeke were alive

El Padrino said...

i wish steve was alive too

collitch bball started where is that blackface

Hey there! said...

"He had to be told by the French and the Germans that his socialism was too far left for them to deal with."


dude, if you believe that, I have some swampland in FLA to sell you

El Padrino said...

look it up bamboozled one

El Padrino said...

S

Hey there! said...

I realize you are completely clueless about foreign countries, politics, and cultures


but to say that "the French" and "the Germans" think Obama is too socialist is refuckingtarded

Hey there! said...

WADR of course (ns)

Hey there! said...

sorry, that was too far; I don't think you are completely clueless....



but I'm still pissed as fuck about the elections

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

this guy is a terrorist and is using art as an excuse to broadcast images to taliban

El Padrino said...

part s, part ns

El Padrino said...

i think the LOV summit should be held in East Oakland, CA

Spaceman Spiff said...

portman booty

El Padrino said...

blockt

Jugdish said...

dude, if you believe that, I have some swampland in FLA to sell you



watch out for sink holes

/tp

tem said...

portman booty just made my droid phone cost worth it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal

"Bride-to-Be Rachelle Friedman Is Paralyzed After a Bachelorette Party Joke Went Wrong"

BLUE said...

portman booty is NIIICe

BLUE said...

can you tweet that portman booty


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

fmspiff got me a deep fryer for my bday, cant wait to use it, gonna be a state fair in my kitchen

BLUE said...

spiff got engaged?

El Padrino said...

damn was that like a kiddie pool or something

i guess the dude didnt ask for the ring back

El Padrino said...

buy oil from costco, deep frying requires mad oil

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i guess the dude didnt ask for the ring back"

doesnt have too, she cant feel him taking it off

Jugdish said...

i boat* 6 gallons of peanut oil yesterday

El Padrino said...

doesnt have too, she cant feel him taking it off


stone cole*

El Padrino said...

i boat* 6 gallons of cheese oil yesterday

/rev

tem said...

i boat* 6 inch lifts yesterday

/lp and beth

El Padrino said...

i boat* 6 gallons of tuna yesterday

/as

tem said...

i held cgjid's hand yesterday. taking it slow.

/jug

Jugdish said...

haven't heard a taking it slow joke in a few days...you must have been taking it slow with those jokes

BLUE said...

that's not the only thing that he's taking slow


/cgtif

Jugdish said...

We got next!

/freak

Jugdish said...

wall

Hey there! said...

3.5 hours to quasi-vacation!

Todd Packer said...

i wanted the mess to sign uggla

Todd Packer said...

tps is out of hand lately

Todd Packer said...

changing my name/pic right now, keith.... i'll give you a few extra days because of the low comment count

I ♥ nuts said...

terrible 2nd half by the gators last night

I ♥ nuts said...

"3.5 hours to quasi-vacation!"

going back to atlanta?

Jugdish said...

i wanted the mess to sign uggla



he is too aggresive at the plate...always swinging at pitches and stuff

I ♥ nuts said...

"he is too aggresive at the plate...always swinging at pitches and stuff"

i'm sure he would have adapted and become more mess-like

El Padrino said...

dan uggla doesnt take it slow

Hey there! said...

"Minnesota's a different place," Childress said. "A different part of the world. You know what I mean? The 'Minnesota nice' thing is real. But there's a steely veneer that's the backside.

"If you move here, you're a short-timer. I'm a short-timer. I'm not a Minnesotan. [But] I love it here. It's a great place. … A Minnesotan will give you directions everywhere. Except to his house."


-he actually pegged us pretty well there (ns)

Hey there! said...

"going back to atlanta?"


nah, but cmkod and I are planning a vacation out there for late 2011/early 2012

El Padrino said...

It’s officially Eagles week around here….get used to some real nauseating blather about how great Philadelphia and their new hero – Michael Vick – is….of course if you listen to the experts, the Eagles win the Super Bowl every year, they just choose to skip the trophy presentation every February….

El Padrino said...

"-he actually pegged us pretty well there (ns)"

if i want to find your house i just have to follow the cat piss

Jugdish said...

course if you listen to the experts, the Eagles win the Super Bowl every year, they just choose to skip the trophy presentation every February…


sounds like cowboys fans. they think they are going to win out because they looked good the other day

Jugdish said...

if i want to find your house i just have to follow the cat piss


i bet they pee in the toilet too

I ♥ nuts said...

"sounds like cowboys fans. they think they are going to win out because they looked good the other day"

that was a garbage win against a really overrated team


s

I ♥ nuts said...

if i want to find your house i just have to follow the cat piss-ice*

*fixed

El Padrino said...

or the cigarette butts or the lysol stench or the hey there chants or the cl puke or the tire marks from the uncontrollable CRV

Jugdish said...

or the tiny footprints


s

Jugdish said...

i picture kod living in a log cabin

Hey there! said...

"or the tire marks from the uncontrollable CRV"


big aitch

Hey there! said...

"i picture kod living in a log cabin"



it's almost that primitive (ns)

I ♥ nuts said...

Spurrier on the upcoming game against Troy: "Statistically, they've got a better offense than Florida does."

the obc is grate*

JFreak said...

"freak was tweeting about ncaa women's bball"

What?!

JFreak said...

That certainly didn't happen.

I am offended.

JFreak said...

Talking about Auriemma being slimey ≠ talking about women's bball.

Dude is gross and was on sportscenter.

Jugdish said...

That certainly didn't happen.

I am offended.



my brother tweeted that

/TOfreak

Jugdish said...

Talking about Auriemma being slimey ≠ talking about women's bball.



yes it does

El Padrino said...

spiff, try it

JFreak said...

"yes it does"

I'm sorry you're retarded.

JFreak said...

Sorry 'bout the trade EP, thought you only had Flacco.

JFreak said...

Looking for a RB or WR for Brees in the keeper league.

Jugdish said...

I'm sorry you're retarded.



im sorry about your face

JFreak said...

That's not what cgjid said last night.

El Padrino said...

Sorry 'bout the trade EP, thought you only had Flacco.

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

she had you out past curfew??

El Padrino said...

eva longorias hot lil mexican ass is back on the market

JFreak said...

"she had you out past curfew??"

I have no idea what your curfew is at the base. Maybe.

El Padrino said...

50's gretest trick plays

Keef said...

"portman booty is NIIICe"


BLOCKT! BLOCKT!

Keef said...

"fmspiff got me a deep fryer for my bday, cant wait to use it, gonna be a state fair in my kitchen"


I need to make better, or at least some, use of ours. We got one as a wedding present and it's been sitting in the pantry

Jugdish said...

fried tuna

/Lp

Keef said...

"buy oil from costco, deep frying requires mad oil"


No shit?

Keef said...

"changing my name/pic right now, keith.... i'll give you a few extra days because of the low comment count"

No worries. I didn't see any of the game at all, got home from work @ 7:00, ate dinner, then went to work

Keef said...

"eva longorias hot lil mexican ass is back on the market"


her nose is fuckt up

tem said...

her nose is really skinny, but still ok enough. not a problem nose.

El Padrino said...

her ass is not fucked up

Jugdish said...

feel like im getting sick...woe

El Padrino said...

got a lil event tonight, dressed to the nines

gonna drunk network

El Padrino said...

dogs vs cats hilarity

El Padrino said...

tough cat

El Padrino said...

tony parker was cheating on the mexicana with brent barry's wife

god damn the french

BLUE said...

brent barry's wife must be smokin

Jugdish said...

parker claims eva hid his ipod under the bed

tem said...

barry should fuck longoria and call it even.

El Padrino said...

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to theHusband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues
to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


>That's nice,' she thinks, 'but
I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third
floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and
the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor
and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender
bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across
the street

The first floor has wives that love sex.


T he second floor has wives that love sex, have money, and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Spaceman Spiff said...

parker and barry with their chicks

El Padrino said...

brent barry wife

i mean she aight but eva hotter

Jugdish said...

that was at the spurs prom

El Padrino said...

damn spiff is good

Jugdish said...

that was at the spurs prom



i can't wait for my prom!

/freak



s

Jugdish said...

schaub in the hospital...problems with his sack

BLUE said...

barry's wife isn't all spanish and nasty

BLUE said...

i'd rather

El Padrino said...

tp,

melvin (puke)
collins
backman
hale

as long as it's not melvin im good with either

BLUE said...

lp is pisst that hurdle got snatched up by the pirates

El Padrino said...

hurdle is a loser

Jugdish said...

it was a suite press conference

Jugdish said...

too bad the oscars don't announce one or two awards a day like mlb does their awards...that could stretch my not caring over a couple weeks

tem said...

the oscars are soon?

tem said...

i thought they were in like april or something

Jugdish said...

probably, just making a comparison.

Hey there! said...

that could stretch my not caring over a couple weeks


I'd care about AL Cy Young if Liriano had any chance of cracking the top 5; but only because of my bet with Keith.


I guess I'm glad Gardie got AL Manager of the year; but after another sickening playoff sweep by the Yanks, well...bfd really

Jugdish said...

surprised that its his first time to win manager of the year

tem said...

he is taking it slow

El Padrino said...

dont eat the whole artichoke kids

Hey there! said...

"surprised that its his first time to win manager of the year"


I was too when I heard that recently; I thought he won in 2002...most of been Scioscia

Hey there! said...

peace ya'll


have good mosh pitting!

Jugdish said...

I was too when I heard that recently; I thought he won in 2002...most of been Scioscia


west coast bias

Keef said...

got a lil event tonight, dressed to the nines & a half


*fized

Keef said...

"i mean she aight but eva hotter"

I like Barry's wife better

Jugdish said...

me too


/tony parker

Keef said...

"I thought he won in 2002...most of been Scioscia"

Yeah, most of been

BLUE said...

most of = great cmfastism

he had one that was super awesome though

BLUE said...

can't remember it

Keef said...

holier then now?

Keef said...

That's my all time fave

BLUE said...

yes, that's the one i'm thinking of


holier then now is awesome

BLUE said...

don't get all holier then now just because I said that socsia most of been the winner

Keef said...

I remember last year Paul Shirley had a chat on WWL & I posted a comment as Craig in Massachusetts & I axed Paul why he thinks he is so holier then now. They posted that question and his response was something like "I'm not holier then now, but I'm speltier than thou"

El Padrino said...

grammar freaks

BLUE said...

holier then now was even funnier because he didn't realize it was wrong


he'd been going around his whole life saying that

BLUE said...

speaking of grammar, just got an awesome piece of marketing collateral that describes a class:

Weather you have never done this in your life, or you do it every day.

BLUE said...

this is how I still have a job

El Padrino said...

and beecause* you fired everyone else

I ♥ nuts said...

"tp,

melvin (puke)
collins
backman
hale"

backman is my 1st choice

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

jose oquendo didn't get a 2nd interview?

Keef said...

"grammar freaks"

You don't think holier then now is funny?

BLUE said...

he doesn't see the problem with it

BLUE said...

it's all spelt correctly

he was spelling bee champion

Jugdish said...

Lp at the spelting* bee

Jugdish said...

tosh spoof on that was funny too

Mize said...

Hi

Hey there! said...

"schaub in the hospital...problems with his sack"


sack problems are the worse kind of problems


/me

Mize said...

""skip said his toughest opponent wasnt me"

"reali didnt gave my points away"

wah, wah, wah"


You're not making sense with this.

Keef said...

negus please!

Keef said...

"You're not making sense with this."

You'd have a better argument if he was here or would even read it at some point

Mize said...

"Max >>>>>>>> Stat boy


-WFT happened to Max? Poor dude, his show bombs and his brother dies; haven't heard from him in years (but I don't watch boxing, so he's probably got a suite gig somewhere with that)"


Reali is better on ATH than Kellerman was. Max's love is boxing, and he does a KILLER job on HBO.

Mize said...

"You'd have a better argument if he was here or would even read it at some point"


Who read what?

ns

Mize said...

"but to say that "the French" and "the Germans" think Obama is too socialist is refuckingtarded"


This ^^

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