Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Pantsless

Someone hit my car in the parking garage. They left a note with a phone number, but when I call the phone number I get an error message. No voicemail, just an error message. It is OK though, they just scratched it a bit. No worries.


Things I Take Too Literally And They Piss Me Off

This goddman taco bell commercial about the big chalupa. Girardi is bringing in Rivera before the guy even touched the chalupa. The chalupa isn’t half eaten or even a quarter eaten. The thing isn’t touched. You don’t bring in the closer to relieve the starter before the starter even throws a pitch.


tOSU Talk
tOSU is on BYE this week so the talk has been minimal. Thanks be to Obama.


Fantasy sports talk: ________
Bad win in my $$$ league. I scored the second least amount of points this week. Luckily I played the team that scored the least. My team should be playing better than it is, but it’s not. I think it is time to blame the coaching staff. My defense is pretty good, people aren’t scoring a lot of me, but my offense is too inconsistent. 140 pts one week, 78 the next.



Is _________ hot ?

Morena Baccarin

Yeah she is hot. I bet half of you don’t know who she is. She is the chick on V. She was also on Firefly a TV show back in the day that tem liked but it got cancelled. Tem didn’t know about the show until after it was cancelled.


NFL Talk
Moss story is weird, more later.


Baseball Talk

Giants in 6. I jinxed Texas by picking them. I am the worse picker.

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BLUE said...

this post was dedicated to beth

BLUE said...

and her lovely pantless ass

BLUE said...

pantless? pantsless?

BLUE said...

maybe the broncos can get randy moss

Time To Die said...

If it's supposed to refer to me, the title is missing an ie.

BLUE said...

maybe the nuggets can get randy moss...

Time To Die said...

"I bet half of you don’t know who she is."

I'm in that half.

BLUE said...

pantslessie?

BLUE said...

the estimate of half is probably giving us way to much credit.

Time To Die said...

For whenever tp gets on here:

TP, what's your take on the UGA defensive coach's choke sign to the UF kicker? I thought it was a little much but not as bad as the media seems to be making it.

And oh no, now UF has a reason to want to beat UGA next year...

Time To Die said...

"pantslessie?"

Swing and a miss.

BLUE said...

"And oh no, now UF has a reason to want to beat UGA next year..."

it's the SEC

Time To Die said...

it's the SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fixed

Time To Die said...

Funny cards from an online comedy greeting card site:

Voting is the perfect way to not feel like an asshole when someone asks if you voted.

Don't forget to vote for the slightly less awful and eventually completely ineffective candidate.

I wish my state had a frighteningly unintelligent witchcraft-dabbling non-masturbator I could vote against.

Thank God the only Palin anyone can vote for this season is on Dancing with the Stars.

BLUE said...

voting is for quakers

tem said...

so is oatmeal

BLUE said...

and wilford brimley

tem said...

and hats with buckles on them

Todd Packer said...

"TP, what's your take on the UGA defensive coach's choke sign to the UF kicker? I thought it was a little much but not as bad as the media seems to be making it."

yeah, i feel the same way... it seemed a little "hs coach-like", but it's not a big deal

El Padrino said...

morning teabaggers!

El Padrino said...

"Morena Baccarin"

pics please

BLUE said...

not hot

BLUE said...

not hot

Time To Die said...

She's better with short hair at least.

Time To Die said...

And to save spiff some effort later, here's a NSFW topless pic of her, which will probably resolve the hot or not dilemma for most of you towards the negative.

Jugdish said...

DP: "What if one of your kids came up to you and said, Dad, I want to dress up as Brett Favre for Halloween"

Urlacher: "No."

BLUE said...

there are some hot pictures of her out there.

but i wouldn't use those to make my "not hot" argument

Time To Die said...

Various league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that the Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins, Chicago Bears, St. Louis Rams, Miami Dolphins, Oakland Raiders, Kansas City Chiefs, Seattle Seahawks, New York Jets and even the Patriots are among the teams possibly interested in claiming Moss.

Agent Joel Segal told the Star Tribune that he has already been contacted by the Dolphins and Seahawks about Moss.

BLUE said...

yeah, Moss won't be unemployed long

Time To Die said...

Thank god the Falcons aren't on that list.

kod said...

I'm surprised....they didn't even ask for my picture ID today to vote.


I think at a minimum, people should have to show some form of picture identification

BLUE said...

maybe kod is just so popular that everyone in bemidji knows him

Jugdish said...

I'm surprised....they didn't even ask for my picture ID today to vote.



Tom Brady can do whatever he wants


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BLUE said...

i'd catch a grenade fo ya

Jugdish said...

although he looks taller on yv


/bemidji poll worker

Jugdish said...

yv=tv

kod said...

"maybe kod is just so popular that everyone in bemidji knows him"


well, I am kind of a big deal





ssssss

kod said...

yikes, I'm seeing a whole lotta red on these poll projections


I think we're in store for a whooping of epic proportions.

BLUE said...

the rivers will run blood red

El Padrino said...

"I'm surprised....they didn't even ask for my picture ID today to vote."

nobody does this

El Padrino said...

if your registered you already proofed* yourself

El Padrino said...

that bitch is disgusting

you like her but not erin andrews

right......

El Padrino said...

GIANTS!

crazy

El Padrino said...

renteria but?

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins brought in jamarcus for a workout

champyunship!

mcnabb could learn thing or 2 from him about staying in shape

El Padrino said...

oh my god shanny is CLOWNING mc nabb, whitlock must speak on this

El Padrino said...

i see stephen A is all up in arms about it

Mize said...

I'm out sick again today. Not a good look. I feel awful.

El Padrino said...

fag

El Padrino said...

what's the matter your tits are sore?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"MLB says overnight ratings show 3% increase over '08 Series (Rays/Phillies)"

IN YOU FACE rev

Spaceman Spiff said...

go back to bed freiz

Keef said...

"I'm surprised....they didn't even ask for my picture ID today to vote."


aren't you the only non injun in Benji?

Keef said...

kod is being a weasel

Keef said...

"if your registered you already proofed* yourself"


RA, R?

Does your voting card have your picture on it?

Mize said...

Rally To Restore Sanity signs

Keef said...

mize, you're supposed to wait until you have sick days available before you can use them

Mize said...

"fag"


I'm a fag because I'm sick, or because I kinda feel like I'm throwing the office under the bus when I need to be learning more stuff at work?

kod said...

"kod is being a weasel"

-oops sorry, I'll have it switched over today around 5:00 PM and then keep it until the end of the evening next Tuesday

Mize said...

"mize, you're supposed to wait until you have sick days available before you can use them"


I'm just not taking my 3 day weekends. I'll still put in my 80 hours.

kod said...

"if your registered you already proofed* yourself"


-I was the only one at my office who didn't have to show picture ID this morning

Keef said...

"or because I kinda feel like I'm throwing the office under the bus when I need to be learning more stuff at work?"


So Sysco can't operate when mize is gone, either. Got it

Keef said...

"-oops sorry, I'll have it switched over today around 5:00 PM and then keep it until the end of the evening next Tuesday"

EST?

kod said...

"I'll still put in my 80 hours."


wow, 80? That's tough...I struggle with my 60 or so (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

better than SportClips

Keef said...

I bet he means over 2 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I kinda feel like I'm throwing the office under the bus when I need to be learning more stuff at work?"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

I bet he means over 2 weeks


^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-I was the only one at my office who didn't have to show picture ID this morning"

they mistook you for a child doing a practice vote

bring your son to vote day

sucks that your ballot wont be counted

Keef said...

It was cool seeing spiff's family celebrating last night after the Giants won

El Padrino said...

"Does your voting card have your picture on it?"

no but to register you needed to show id is what im sayin

El Padrino said...

wow, 80? That's tough...I struggle with my 60 or so (ns)

gully kod

El Padrino said...

"I'm a fag because I'm sick, or because I kinda feel like I'm throwing the office under the bus when I need to be learning more stuff at work?"

your a fag because you like cock

El Padrino said...

and because your sick, well sick enough to call out

El Padrino said...

you better have a high fever or else

Keef said...

"no but to register you needed to show id is what im sayin"

Right. How do the people at the voting station know that you're the one who showed ID when you registered?

Mize said...

"I bet he means over 2 weeks"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

"gully kod"


I know a handful of people who do 80 hour weeks....nfw I could handle it

Keef said...

voting is stupid and pointless

/zeke

RIP

Keef said...

"I know a handful of people who do 80 hour weeks....nfw I could handle it"

I'm usually at about 70-75

El Padrino said...

"Right. How do the people at the voting station know that you're the one who showed ID when you registered?"

address

Mize said...

"So Sysco can't operate when mize is gone, either. Got it"


No, we're short-handed as it is, and bosslady is gonna be gone on surgery leave for a month starting this Friday.

kod said...

Right. How do the people at the voting station know that you're the one who showed ID when you registered?


-exactly; I could have said I was anyone in my district (I was looking right at the list), and then signed their name and voted.

-I'm just saying it's dumb IMO; obtaining a photo ID (DL, State ID, Tribal ID) is not difficult or expensive

Mize said...

"you better have a high fever or else"

Cold sweats, puking, shitting. I'm blaming the bunk chili the lady broat into work yesterday.

Mize said...

S

Keef said...

"No, we're short-handed as it is, and bosslady is gonna be gone on surgery leave for a month starting this Friday."


Sysco made millions before you were there, they'll probably still make millions if you call in sick
WADR

Keef said...

"address"

now you're arguing to argue

Mize said...

"Sysco made millions before you were there, they'll probably still make millions if you call in sick
WADR"


No shit? Is there ever a statement you don't twist?

kod said...

it's funny to have this argument with EP though; mainly b/c it's almost always Republicans mandating stricter procedures at the poll, and Dems arguing that it puts poor people at a disadvantage (i.e. the Acorn argument)


-must have stepped into a David Lynch movie this morning

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef at WWL

Keef said...

"keef at WWL"

YES!! I've made it!

kod said...

"Sacks, combined, by Jared Allen, Julius Peppers, Albert Haynesworth: 5.0"


-crazy stat of the day

Keef said...

Moss is a piece of shit

Mize said...

I'm going to the store. Ernge juice sounds delicious.

Keef said...

ernge juice is grate

El Padrino said...

i roll in, old lady asks me for my address

i recite it

she points me to another area

i go, lady asks me my name

i recite

she locates it from the nyc voter registry book and asks me to sign under my name

i sign, she gives me the voter card

i get handed the ballot, i vote
i scan the ballot into the computer and give my card back to the scanner dude

i leave


maybe im missing something with the id thing but if someone wanted to vote using my address they'd have to know my name too, i dont know i have a head cold so shit is cloudy

Jugdish said...

i roll in, old lady asks me for my address

i recite it

she points me to another area

you must be "this" tall to ride this ride

i leave


fixed

Jugdish said...

maybe im missing something with the id thing but if someone wanted to vote using my address they'd have to know my name too,


yeah it would probably be really difficult to get bolth* pieces of information


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kod said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Shitter was full!

Mize said...

Something about this past Saturday was fishy. I had one cocktail, 4 Spotted Cows, and passed out at midnight.

-___-

Jugdish said...

roofie

Mize said...

who knows?

I don't remember past 9ish

Time To Die said...

"it's funny to have this argument with EP though; mainly b/c it's almost always Republicans mandating stricter procedures at the poll, and Dems arguing that it puts poor people at a disadvantage (i.e. the Acorn argument"

Yeah, GA passed a voter ID law a few years ago requiring everyone to show ID to vote, and it's been tied up in litigation ever since, mainly by dems making that argument. It's turned into a huge mess.

Mize said...

I could go for a hot dog.

Mize said...

John Axford's Mustache has me listed in a group on twitter called "sausagefest". Bastard.

Jugdish said...

now the roofie is making sense

Mize said...

This oj isn't very tasty

Mize said...

I tried going into work this morning. I puked in the Grand Wizard's front yard on the way. Stopped at work, said this is a bad idea, and went home.

He's probably not gonna be too happy about the dog eating my puke.

tem said...

of all the places to puke you picked the grand wizards yard?

Keef said...

This ej isn't very tasty

fized*

Keef said...

"maybe im missing something with the id thing but if someone wanted to vote using my address they'd have to know my name too, "


kod's comment said he just had to pick his name off of a list

BLUE said...

why do you live near gilbert arenas?

BLUE said...

why don't you drive the aveo to work

Keef said...

"John Axford's Mustache has me listed in a group on twitter called "sausagefest". Bastard."

are you growing a mustache for Movember?

Mize said...

"of all the places to puke you picked the grand wizards yard?"


He lives on the highway on the way to work. I puked in the ditch. Better to do something like that where you know someone than on a stranger's property.

BLUE said...

i'm going to vote as somebody else next year.

Keef said...

"why don't you drive the aveo to work"

Work is 3 towns over so he rides the bus

Jugdish said...

mize sits in the back of the bus too

Todd Packer said...

"4 Spotted Cows"

::striped zorse::

Mize said...

"are you growing a mustache for Movember?"


I should. Forgot to shave yesterday. I can grow a stache like a champ. It's in my genes.

Mize said...

"why don't you drive the aveo to work"


Huh?

Keef said...

"I can grow a stache like a champ. It's in my genes."

Between that and your mad game, how are you still single?

Mize said...

Cow

Time To Die said...

Blue, did you vote for Denver to investigate UFO sightings?

(And people make fun of the south...)

Todd Packer said...

"Cow"

beer... got it

Time To Die said...

"beer...got it"

Are guys really ok drinking a beer that is described as "Fun, Fruity and Satisfying"?

Sounds kinda gay to me.

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Todd Packer said...

from the Cow link:

Flavor - Fun, Fruity and Satisfying


is this a "hey there" beer?

Todd Packer said...

nice i2i, beth

Mize said...

Between that and your mad game, how are you still single?

Mize said...

"is this a "hey there" beer?"


I don't know why they put fruity in there. There's nothing fruity in the flavor of it, IMO.

Todd Packer said...

"Between that and your mad game, how are you still single?"

funny

BLUE said...

"Blue, did you vote for Denver to investigate UFO sightings?"

blue votes as often as zeke does

Todd Packer said...

"Stopped at work, said this is a bad idea, and went home."

at least you showed up.... beter than just calling in

BLUE said...

"Blue, did you vote for Denver to investigate UFO sightings?"


it's all fixed anyways

Keef said...

"Are guys really ok drinking a beer that is described as "Fun, Fruity and Satisfying"? "


It's mize

Jugdish said...

"I can grow a stache like a champ. It's in my genes."


my stache didn't have any staying power


/mike ganci

El Padrino said...

i'm growing a beard

again

El Padrino said...

its too much work, i get meizy after like day 10

El Padrino said...

"Between that and your mad game, how are you still single?"

good link

El Padrino said...

today is awful

Todd Packer said...

"good link"

both links were funny

El Padrino said...

Wai Lu

awesome

Why Lou?

Why?

BLUE said...

"its too much work, i get meizy after like day 10"

it's too much work not to shave?

Mize said...

Who the fuck is Ron Roenicke????


Booooooooooooooooo

Keef said...

"its too much work, i get meizy after like day 10"

Not sure what you mean by too much work, but yeah, I usually can't let it go more than 2 weeks

Keef said...

"Who the fuck is Ron Roenicke????"

ex cub

El Padrino said...

"Not sure what you mean by too much work"

upkeep, shaping, etc

not growing a neckbeard

Mize said...

"upkeep, shaping, etc"


Clipper, #2 guard, let that beef cook.

Keef said...

I think I'ma buy a wine fridge today

Mize said...

"not growing a neckbeard"


Sounds like a neck meat issue. How's your neck meat?

Todd Packer said...

"Not sure what you mean by too much work"


ep rocks the chin-strap

Mize said...

"I think I'ma buy a wine fridge today"


Sears. Floor model.


Holla.


Floor models were the best way to get a big discount, when I was working at Sears. Or maybe ask one of the stock guys if there's one that is dinged.

Mize said...

"ep rocks the chin-strap"


Welcome to 1997, LP.

Keef said...

L Pad beard

Todd Packer said...

"L Pad beard"

hilarity

Keef said...

mize & his beard

Keef said...

"Sears. Floor model.


Holla."




Craigslist


Holla

kod said...

jezalooo I looked tinctured-up in that Halloween picture with cmkod on fb she tagged me on


half ass beard looking a-ok though

El Padrino said...

"Welcome to 1997, LP."

not a boy band beard

Mize said...

"Craigslist


Holla"


Atta boy.

ns

Mize said...

"mize & his beard"


I don't front on that shit. I couldn't even grow that.

Mize said...

LP, talk to us about why the fuck "The Most Famous Arena In The World" has an asbestos problem. Thanks and regards.

Fuck New York.

El Padrino said...

"LP, talk to us about why the fuck "The Most Famous Arena In The World" has an asbestos problem. Thanks and regards.

Fuck New York."

terrorists, we need more funding to protect new yorkers

vote!

El Padrino said...

"Fuck New York."

and you dont mean this

El Padrino said...

everyone has asbestos in thier attic

Mize said...

"everyone has asbestos in thier attic"


Wanna bet?

kod said...

"Michael Silver of Yahoo Sports reported on Tuesday that after a Friday practice, Randy Moss "alienated" some of his Minnesota Vikings teammates and criticized a post-practice meal.

According to the report, a St. Paul restaurant, a favorite of former Vikings center Matt Birk, was chosen for the team's meal after practice.

Moss reportedly walked up and down the serving line and lashed out at the meal in front of the restaurant owners who catered it.

One witness told Yahoo Sports that Moss screamed, ""What the [expletive]? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"


prick

Todd Packer said...

"Wanna bet?"

6-pack of spotted cow?

Todd Packer said...

"One witness told Yahoo Sports that Moss screamed, ""What the [expletive]? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"


moss is a foodie?

El Padrino said...

"Wanna bet?"

yeah lets bet

BLUE said...

"prick"

so what if Matt Birk likes it...doesn't mean it's not dog food

kod said...

"moss is a foodie?"


nothing like yelling at those in the service industry to make one feel like a big man

BLUE said...

"nothing like yelling at those in the service industry to make one feel like a big man"

fucking democrats

Jugdish said...

so what if Matt Birk likes it...doesn't mean it's not dog food


he is still a prick

Jugdish said...

"moss is a foodie?"



he is not a food snob


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BLUE said...

"he is still a prick"

yes, but not because of this

Jugdish said...

yes, but not because of this


right, just further proof

Todd Packer said...

" a favorite of former Vikings center Matt Birk"

why do former players get to pick the team meal?

BLUE said...

"why do former players get to pick the team meal?"

wasn't he a punter

Todd Packer said...

i wonder what moss would think of meiz's pizza joint?

El Padrino said...

cant eat fried chicken all the time Randy

Todd Packer said...

"wasn't he a punter"

i don't think punters have any pull on picking the team meal

tem said...

""What the [expletive]? Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"



i would.

/vick

kod said...

Birk's the shit


one of my all time favorite Vikes (ns)

Mize said...

"i wonder what moss would think of meiz's pizza joint?"


He would love it.


We have excellent fried chicken.
/lp

Mize said...

"Birk's the shit


one of my all time favorite Vikes (ns)"


FROM??????????????

El Padrino said...

meiz roenick* over Valentine is awful

El Padrino said...

duh Harvard

El Padrino said...

easy one meiz

tem said...

Mega Rumor....


houston and TCU are going to be offered spots in the Big East.

Mize said...

"meiz roenick* over Valentine is awful"


I don't like the signing. I wanted either Valentine or Listach.

BLUE said...

"houston and TCU are going to be offered spots in the Big East."

TCU and Houston are also rumored to join the Big-12 (that only has 10 teams)

Time To Die said...

"According to the report, a St. Paul restaurant, a favorite of former Vikings center Matt Birk, was chosen for the team's meal after practice."

"why do former players get to pick the team meal?"

RIF - it never said Birk picked it, just that the restaurant was one of Birk's favorites.

Jugdish said...

kod...go to this restaurant and tell us if it sucks

kod said...

"kod...go to this restaurant and tell us if it sucks"


yeah, I wish they would have mentioned the name of the restaurant...although since it's in St. Paul odds are I've never been there

El Padrino said...

i cant find my ipod and cmep is treating me like a child instead of a husband, she needs to find that shit not teach me a lesson on where i put my shit

meanwhile i got $50 that says she moved it from the desk while i was painting the living room and forgot where she put it

El Padrino said...

motherfucker im level 5 pissed as ochocinco would say

El Padrino said...

and with xmas coming soon i need my holiday tunes

El Padrino said...

luckily if its really lost forever i have all my music backed up so when i buy another one i can just load it

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