Tuesday, November 09, 2010

ND is cold. Going there this weekend.

Have you ever been sitting on your couch or chair or wherever and then a fly buzzes by your head? Then on his next buzz by you smack the shit out of him right out of mid air? Yeah, you backhand has ass about 10 feet over, but he keeps on flying like nothing happened? How the heck does he do that? If I got hit by a giant hand that was like 80 times bigger than me I think I’d die. Or at least I’d have a concussion or something. Football players need whatever kind of padding flies wear because their padding in the bomb sauce.



tOSU Talk
tOSU is talk around town has slowly started to focus on basketball. People around here thing tOSU has a legit shot to be a final 4 team this year. They lost the National Player of the Year (goddman pools) but they’ll keep on ticking. They got the kid from Catcher in The Rye, or his brother or something, so they are gonna be OK. The football team is basically just cruising into the Iowa game and then the Rose Bowl, or at least that’s what fans around here think.


Fantasy sports talk: ________
Lost in my $$$ league. I am trying to work out a trade though to help my team down the stretch here. Going after Tamme, I hope he is legit because I am going to over pay for him. I’m trading the guy in last place for him so I am hoping that overpaying doesn’t come back to bite me in the rear.


Is ________ hot ?

Cobie Smulders

Wow that is just a great name. First name, what the hell? Last name, what the hell? In any case she plays Robin on that How I Met Your Mother Show. She has long dark hair and a good to decent body. She reminds me of a cross between Tina Fey and Megan Fox. Although less Megan and more Tina. While her name is pretty awesome to say she is not hot. She is OK to Good looking. We’d all bang her (Jug after many years of dating her), but none of us would cut off any body parts to bang her. At least I doubt any of us would be that hard up. I mean if it came to that you could just pay a prostitute and that prostitute would probably look as good or better. So it’d be like lose a finger and bang Cobie Smulders or lose like $200 and bang a whore who looks like Cobie Smulders.


NASCAR Talk
Denny Hamlin is making a run this year at dethroning Jimmie Johnson. Johnson has won the last 4 titles, but with 2 or 3 races to go Hamlin is now in the lead. Also, my favorite driver, Mark Martin, has finally figured out how to race again. He’s led some laps and gotten a couple top 5s. Good for him. Too bad his missed the playoffs.




NHL Talk

Lots of teams with 20 points, but St. Louis has done it in the least amount of games. They must be the best team. Currently Columbus is in a position to make the playoffs. I think the season ends in like 10 months, so we’ll see how they are doing in 8 months.

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El Padrino said...

Tits.

My dream man said...

So am I supposed to say dong now?

El Padrino said...

"Jon Miller, Joe Morgan not returning"

did i miss this?

BLUE said...

yes you did

tem said...

apparently you did

tem said...

it was big news yesterday until people remembered that they hated joe morgan.

El Padrino said...

we should be throwing a fucking parade

BLUE said...

you know there was a whole website/blog dedicated to getting him fired?

BLUE said...

but joe morgan outlasted them

tem said...

good for joe

BLUE said...

CU fired Dan Hawkins...

not unexpected...but about fricken time.

he will go down as one of their worst head coaches ever.

Keef said...

did they fire his son too

Jugdish said...

IN YOU PHACE rev!

Jugdish said...

good call

BLUE said...

"did they fire his son too"


nope, but he's probably going to set all of the CU career passing records by the end of this season...

people aren't real pleased about that either

My dream man said...

"good call"

Funny.

El Padrino said...

you should fire someone today

El Padrino said...

whatever money cliff lee is about to get is not worth it

Jugdish said...

the yankees will pay it, especially if they don't have to face him again.

Jugdish said...

then its up to Lp to go to yankees game to spit on and throw beer at Lee's wife

El Padrino said...

or steal her away and face fuck her

El Padrino said...

"ND is cold. Going there this weekend."

for what

El Padrino said...

ohio is cold too

El Padrino said...

cruises suck

Keef said...

"for what"


RA, R?

El Padrino said...

URINE LUCK: New app lets you take STD test by 'peeing into your phone'...

El Padrino said...

RA, R?

what maybe he's going to scout apartments or some shit

Jugdish said...

makes the Cowboys being 1-7 even better

Jugdish said...

LeBron is one of "those guys"...Yankees fan, Cowboys fan

El Padrino said...

"LeBron is one of "those guys"...Yankees fan, Cowboys fan"

yup and OSU, even though he should be an Akron Zip fan

BLUE said...

""LeBron is one of "those guys"...Yankees fan, Cowboys fan""

we call them douchebags where I come from

Jugdish said...

we call them douchebags where I come from


that works too

Jugdish said...

he has always been a front runner

BLUE said...

no surprise his favorite soccer team is manchester united

BLUE said...

and he really loves lance armstrong

BLUE said...

he chose to root against the US hockey team in the 1980 olympics

Jugdish said...

even though he was born in 84


maybe it was when he watched Miracle for the first time

BLUE said...

he quit against the celtics because he's always been a celtics fan.

BLUE said...

he chose not to play for the Knicks because they suck

BLUE said...

he owns multiple garth brooks cds

El Padrino said...

unwarranted

Spaceman Spiff said...

polamalu getting run over GIF

dude outweighed him by 100 pushups* but fuck it, nice to see him get trucked

Keef said...

"what maybe he's going to scout apartments or some shit"


You know it's not Notre Dame, right?

BLUE said...

unwarranted but not untrue

BLUE said...

ah shit...totally forgot there was a football game on last night

BLUE said...

in yo face bruce pearl


/freak

Keef said...

"he chose not to play for the Knicks because they suck"


True, but he could of* gone there and helped them continue to not win a champyunship

El Padrino said...

"You know it's not Notre Dame, right?"

oh north dakota, like Fargo where cgtif is from

got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"CU fired Dan Hawkins..."

that last game was hilarity

El Padrino said...

"dude outweighed him by 100 pushups* but fuck it, nice to see him get trucked"

was suite, espeicially from the dude who has that hair situation like polamalu

Keef said...

tem is going to be temgaged within 12 months

Spaceman Spiff said...

TO is playing hard trying to get another contract, putting up mad stats yo

Keef said...

85 is hating it

BLUE said...

"True, but he could of* gone there and helped them continue to not win a champyunship"

that's not what being a front runner is about though...

it's about jumping on a bandwagon

El Padrino said...

"tem is going to be temgaged within 12 months"

i agree, he seems smitten

BLUE said...

i needed ocho to score me 4 fucking points...3 to tie...and the bastard only got two.

vuck him

Keef said...

jim breuer on DP this morning. That guy is hilarity in an annoying way. If that makes sense

BLUE said...

shold have fucking played mike wallace instead..

vuck you ochostinko

El Padrino said...

this commercial for call of duty black ops is cool

El Padrino said...

"jim breuer on DP this morning. That guy is hilarity in an annoying way. If that makes sense"

he's got flip saunders eyes

El Padrino said...

bruer is hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hines Ward's 922 career receptions are 49 more than Steelers Hall-of-Fame wide receivers Lynn Swann and John Stallworth combined"

jeebus

El Padrino said...

hines is a hof'er fo sho'

Spaceman Spiff said...

TO TD celebration

Spaceman Spiff said...

TO running over worker in the end zone

head on a swivel needs to be in the employee handbook

Spaceman Spiff said...

fixed second link

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Josh McDaniels' biggest blunder yet has been the Alphonso Smith to Detroit trade for Dan Gronkowski, the former Lions backup TE and 7th round draft pick

5 INTs and 30 tackles in 6 games started for Smith, the 2nd year pro, whom the Broncos actually traded their 2010 1st round draft pick to move up to select."

jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i like how the o lineman wait for TO to finish his celebration before they congratulate him

BLUE said...

"hilarity"

that's here in Denver.

gotta love them denver kids

BLUE said...

cam newton is turning pro after this year, no doubt now

Keef said...

"hines is a hof'er fo sho'"

A hof douchenugget

El Padrino said...

groupon, man didnt see that coming

El Padrino said...

"A hof douchenugget"

bengal fan talk

BLUE said...

re: alphonso smith

makes the peyton hillis trade look decent



mcdaniels has vucked up so much player personnel shit it's laughable....basically from day one.

Keef said...

"hilarity"


The reporter's face is great

BLUE said...

I don't like to play the "you could have drafted" game

but he should have drafted Orakpo instead of knowshon...that was the smart move at the time, and still should have been the smart move.

he traded away a 1st round pick to get alphonso smith, who he gave up on by midseason as a rookie, and then traded him away for peanuts.

Keef said...

"bengal fan talk"


I bet more people dislike him than like him

BLUE said...

we use groupon...it's a nice little company

BLUE said...

and they have no overhead, nothing, they just send out emails everyday.

it's a fricken cash cow

Keef said...

mooooooooooo

Keef said...

Rome is choking right now. Literally. He's having a tough time talking. That's embarassing

El Padrino said...

i need this

Spaceman Spiff said...

make it rain GIF

Keef said...

"i need this"

Just buy an old fridge and you can get draft beer parts for cheap


ns

El Padrino said...

gonna need a house first

Spaceman Spiff said...

there is good news man

tem said...

"tem is going to be temgaged within 12 months"

engaged within 4. married or temgaged within 12.

tem said...

"i like how the o lineman wait for TO to finish his celebration before they congratulate him"

they have to otherwise it is a group celebration and a 15yd penalty.

tem said...

"and then traded him away for peanuts.
"

don't sleep on peanuts. snoopy is solid at sports and if charlie brown connects on his kicks the ball goes like 60 yards.

El Padrino said...

guys ordered pizza and i got lunch so i said im out, big mistake

smells fantastic, i should know myself better

Spaceman Spiff said...

for shame EP

tem said...

It was probably crappy nyc pizza anyway

tem said...

I am going to nd to watch hike school football playoffs and to see cgtifs new neice or nephew

Keef said...

"I am going to nd to watch hike school football playoffs and to see cgtifs new neice or nephew"


Notre Dame is bad, but not hike school level

/LP

El Padrino said...

for shame EP

my chicken cutlet hero with hamd ans swiss isnt nothing to sniff at though

El Padrino said...

ND around these parts means Notre Dame

Keef said...

"my chicken cutlet hero with hamd ans swiss isnt nothing to sniff at though"

You but you could have sniffed at it tomorrow

Keef said...

yeah, not you

El Padrino said...

"You but you could have sniffed at it tomorrow"

nah, had no scrilla, didnt want to use atm for $5

BLUE said...

damn scrilla always getting in the way

El Padrino said...

some asswipe from canada won poker tourney

BLUE said...

damn, no spoiler alert?

El Padrino said...

"On the morning of the draft, Baltimore's Ozzie Newsome offered St. Louis, picking above Atlanta, picks in the first, second and fourth rounds in 2008 and third round in 2009 for the Rams' top choice. Baltimore would have taken Ryan. Atlanta would have taken defensive tackle Glenn Dorsey, who's been a disappointment. Baltimore would have gotten Ryan, but would then have missed getting Ray Rice in the second round. So believe me, Atlanta's happy Baltimore didn't make the deal, and Baltimore's happy the Rams didn't take the deal. Baltimore has Flacco and Rice. Atlanta has Ryan. Both teams are living happily ever after."

you lucky beff

El Padrino said...

"damn, no spoiler alert?"

it's on the interwebs

BLUE said...

that's why i don't like playing the "you could have drafted game"

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

paper

El Padrino said...

the ryan brothers

Keef said...

It's not Ryan, it's Ryne

Todd Packer said...

looks like rob ryne* swallowed a bowling ball

Todd Packer said...

ep ♥s rex

BLUE said...

maybe rob ryan can come coach the broncos next year

BLUE said...

i don't understand why people are always talking about the mets to the ryan brothers though

El Padrino said...

que?

Todd Packer said...

"maybe rob ryan can come coach the broncos next year"

tesus will not like all the foul language

Todd Packer said...

"que?"

mess = mets

Todd Packer said...

tps has been on fire lately

Todd Packer said...

i thought mize said he could lov from work?

El Padrino said...

pedestal

Keef said...

"i thought mize said he could lov from work?"

Yeah, I know. Usually he's a pretty honest guy

Todd Packer said...

trying to get tickets to the jets game on thanksgiving... never been to a thanksgiving day nfl game

Keef said...

Thursday footyball this week

Todd Packer said...

cmtp is not being very supportive in my attempt to get tickets

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, PITTSBURGH

Keef said...

"cmtp is not being very supportive in my attempt to get tickets"

Tell her you'll pay for her friends' tickets too

Todd Packer said...

"Thursday footyball this week"

pitt @ uconn

ncaa football sucks

/mize

Todd Packer said...

"Tell her you'll pay for her friends' tickets too"

her friends won't be there, but i see your point

El Padrino said...

"trying to get tickets to the jets game on thanksgiving... never been to a thanksgiving day nfl game"

just doing tgiving weekend right, parade and shit

Todd Packer said...

"plus those to center Maurkice Pouncey (bruised right leg) and left tackle Max Starks (neck, shoulder)"

uf players are not holding up in the nfl

Todd Packer said...

"just doing tgiving weekend right, parade and shit"

we will be in ny tues through sun... got an invite to some wed night party, so we might not go to the parade... i'm pushing for the jets game thurs night

Todd Packer said...

going to the x-mas show at radio city too

Todd Packer said...

i'd like to hit up colin quinn's play on broadway also

Keef said...

"pitt @ uconn

ncaa football sucks

/mize"



I was not talking about that, but I see your point

Todd Packer said...

my brother and his wife seem like really annoying new parents, so i'm gonna try and stay away as much as possible

Keef said...

"Maurkice Pouncey"


Maurkice was the 2nd choice if our kid is a boy

s

Todd Packer said...

"I was not talking about that, but I see your point"

yeah, i know you were talking about nfl

Keef said...

"i'd like to hit up colin quinn's play on broadway also"


I would recommend going to that

/keef

Keef said...

Faithfully by Journey on the radio right now. I started to have a kod moment but coat* myself and rollt* up the windows

El Padrino said...

we will be in ny tues through sun... got an invite to some wed night party, so we might not go to the parade... i'm pushing for the jets game thurs night


nice

Mize said...

Going to Bucks/Knicks with my cuz. He's buying. Thanks for stealing their land, white people!.

El Padrino said...

whats wrong with you

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean

Todd Packer said...

how is the mouse-to-keyboard transition going, meiz?

Todd Packer said...

"Going to Bucks/Knicks with my cuz"

i hope the knicks win big

Keef said...

mize's "cuz" is Tonto?

El Padrino said...

KNICKS!

Keef said...

screw the Knicks

Keef said...

"how is the mouse-to-keyboard transition going, meiz?"


Maybe he can't figure out how to LOV with the keyboard

Mize said...

The stupid keyboard shit's easy. It just isn't logical though(the keys we use).

Mize said...

Yes, my Uncle is 100% NA, thus, his kids are what 50%? Is that right, Kod?

El Padrino said...

"WR Sinorice Moss, who was on IR, was released allegedly with a injury settlement. That is correct – he is no longer a Giant."


YEAYAYAYA!!!!!!!

Mize said...

- Married a white woman

El Padrino said...

"screw the Knicks"

whats this guys deal

Mize said...

I'm out. Fuck the Knicks.

My dream man said...

"Yes, my Uncle is 100% NA, thus, his kids are what 50%? Is that right, Kod?"

I don't think you need Kod to tell you that 1/2 of 100% is 50%.

BLUE said...

maybe it makes the kids 100% as well,

BLUE said...

or maybe the native american blood is so diluted that they're now only 25% NA

El Padrino said...

"It's been a couple of weeks full of ups and downs for Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Terrell Owens. Last night, the Bengals came short of beating longtime rival Pittsburgh Steelers (down), but Owens himself became the third player in NFL history to finish 150 touchdowns (up). And, as Zillow Blog reports, he recently sold his 8,000-square-foot house in Moorestown, N.J. (up)—but for a purported loss (down). While the details of the sale haven't been released, Owens's home was most recently listed for $2.675M—a whopping $1.22M less than what he paid for it in 2004. With amenities such as a Jacuzzi in every bedroom and an indoor cabana, why the estate didn't fare better is confounding, indeed."

Todd Packer said...

"why the estate didn't fare better is confounding, indeed"

where's that confounded bridge?

Keef said...

"why the estate didn't fare better is confounding, indeed."



1) Um, it's a shitty market
2) The demand for a jacuzzi in every room just isn't what it useta* be

Keef said...

"whats this guys deal"


What's the deal with your face?

Keef said...

"I don't think you need Kod to tell you that 1/2 of 100% is 50%."

Correct. Tem is the math major, not kod

Keef said...

"Yes, my Uncle is 100% NA, thus, his kids are what 50%? Is that right, Kod?"

No. They are 25% NA, 25% white, and 50% whiskey

Todd Packer said...

how is jeter still winning gold gloves?

Keef said...

whiskey (the drink)

BLUE said...

i feel like whiskey is only good sour

Todd Packer said...

"whiskey (the drink)"

i guess whiskey (the tango) works too

s

El Padrino said...

wow terrible gold glove award

Keef said...

"i guess whiskey (the tango) works too"


Yeah I was clarifying because I figured folks would think I meant WT

El Padrino said...

come to think of it, look at the american league ss's they all blow

El Padrino said...

jeter won by default

yunesky betancourt was solid, you gonna vote for him?

yeah sure

El Padrino said...

texiera and cano won too, even though texeira is like the 12th best 1st baseman according to stats

Keef said...

"come to think of it, look at the american league ss's they all blow"

Elvis

Keef said...

Alexei Ramirez is good

Keef said...

Gold Glove is all about popularity. It's like the post-season all-star team

El Padrino said...

Elvis

they aint giving it to a rook

Keef said...

I'm not a fan of Jeter at all, but the award is about fielding. He had only 6 errors. Yeah, his range isn't that grate*, but he'll make the plays that he's supposed to make. Don't give the award to some guy who has "awesome range" because dude will have way more errors that will allow runners to get 2 bases instead of 1 because of him throwing the ball away

BLUE said...

"I'm not a fan of Jeter at all, but the award is about fielding. He had only 6 errors. Yeah, his range isn't that grate*, but he'll make the plays that he's supposed to make. Don't give the award to some guy who has "awesome range" because dude will have way more errors that will allow runners to get 2 bases instead of 1 because of him throwing the ball away"


The NL one has been a crime...don't tell me that Jimmy Rollins is a better fielding shortstop than Tulo or furcal..don't..just don't

BLUE said...

it's not "solid fielder award"

jeter gives away more bases by not being able to get to balls than most guys do.

Jugdish said...

Jimmy Rollins is a better fielding shortstop than Tulo or furcal

Todd Packer said...

"Jimmy Rollins is a better fielding shortstop than Tulo or furcal"

so is reyes

Keef said...

"jeter gives away more bases by not being able to get to balls than most guys do."

OK, but he doesn't give them extra bases by getting to ones that other guys get to and throw it away

Keef said...

Alexei Ramirez has a lot more range than Jeter, but he had 3X as many errors, too

Keef said...

"it's not "solid fielder award""

The award is for defense. Why shouldn't it be for a solid fielder?

Keef said...

That's what I thought.



NEXT!!!

Jugdish said...

alexei has all those errors because of his carpal tunnel...he is a mouse guy

Jugdish said...

family guy for keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz, your girl

Look, the gym works!! said...

I don't remember who, but someone here said yesterday that Belichick has drafted solidly. I respectfully disagree. Look at home many players he's drafted are even still with the team.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"meiz, your girl"

Doesn't look so bad.

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday United States Marine Corps!

Jugdish said...

"meiz, your girl"



cubs chick?

El Padrino said...

"I respectfully disagree. Look at home many players he's drafted are even still with the team."

How's brady working out?

Jugdish said...

he's not bad

Jugdish said...

he's got some suite hair

/kod

El Padrino said...

nice kerr tits

My dream man said...

EP's first comment on this post = "tits"

EP's last comment on this post = "nice kerr tits"

I sense a theme here...

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

block

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