Monday, November 08, 2010

The Mess should sign Zenyatta

Lots of upsets in bolth NCAA & NFL footyball this weekend. Alabamer, Oklahoma, Mizzou, FSU, Clemson, New England (O:FB), & KC all go down this weekend. The best part of all that is Simmons crowning the Pats #1 on Friday. IN YOU FACE, SG!

To borrow a line from tem, NBA season is a couple weeks old. The Lakers & Hornets have the best records, they must be the best teams.

WSOP is down to 2 people. 2nd place wins $5 mil, 1st wins $8something mil. Bolth guys will gamble away their winnings in the next 6 months. I wish I could win $5 mil and have the chance to gamble it away.

IN YOU FACE, BLUE!

Channing Crowder is hilarity. "Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a face mask the play before," Crowder said. "Who the f--- cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's face mask. Like they didn't see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank."
Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller ... I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.
"I'm not as swift as I usually am" is the new "I'm mad busy, yo".

Thanksgiving is like 2ish weeks away. Goddman crazy.

Did anyone see the interview with Obamer on 60 Minutes last night? Not a grate look by him. It's funny how easy he thought everything would be.
I TOLD YOU SO!!! YA'LL GOT TOOK!!!
/zeke
RIP

An African won the NY Marathon. I think I read that was the first time ever. (s)

So I guess that shithole arena in Philly had some thing this weekend where people could go in and take anything that wasn't bolted to the floor or wall. Rev walked away with all the cheese dispensers. SCORE!!!

My beisbol award picks: NL MVP (Votto), NL Cy (Halladay), NL Mgr of Year (Baker), NL ROY (Buster), AL MVP (Hamilton), AL Cy (CC), AL Mgr (Maddon), AL ROY (Feliz).

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Beth said...

Tem, your pic and name are:

I'll never be bald

Beth said...

Tough loss for the Best Team In The NFC though tem. You'd think the Best Team In The NFC could make a 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 2.

Look, the gym works!! said...

What a rough game for the Patriots ass* well. Local sports radio is going nuts. I think there will be mass suicides later

Beth said...

And O:FB continues...

BLUE said...

hey, at least the broncos didn't lose

Keef said...

"I think there will be mass suicides later"




::crossing fingers::

Look, the gym works!! said...

et tu, Beth??

tem said...

yeah didn't we bet with points beth? and I think the line was 8.5.

i'm no math wizard but i think the bucs lost by less than that.

tem said...

also i was encouraged by the bucs.

maybe they are legit. go on the road and have a chance to beat the falcons.

not bad.

Keef said...

"go on the road and have a chance to beat the falcons.

not bad."


You sound like mize now

Keef said...

The Lions might be 2-6, but they're 7-1 against the spread and that's all that matters

/mize

BLUE said...

lions got robbed

BLUE said...

actually, lions should have won the game, stupid coaching decision to throw a pass instead of run the clock out.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"actually, lions should have won the game, stupid coaching decision to throw a pass instead of run the clock out."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

texans got jobbed too

arian foster had a TD catch but they ruled it incomplete because of the calvin johnson rule, which is the dumbest rule in the book

BLUE said...

stafford needs to stop getting hurt so much

fuck...how is dude ever going to get better if he's always on the sideline holding his shoulder

Look, the gym works!! said...

"The Lions might be 2-6, but they're 7-1 against the spread and that's all that matters

/mize"

Clearly you read his post on my wall. Insanity.

Beth said...

"yeah didn't we bet with points beth?"

You expect me to remember details? Let me see if I can find the original bet.

El Padrino said...

"The NFC could make a 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 2."


great play call

s

El Padrino said...

lions suck, fucking jets

El Padrino said...

they always get outplayed til the brink of losing but dont lose, then that fat jerkoff compares it to boxing match sayin "we won it in the championship round"

El Padrino said...

look at beth trying to get a W

El Padrino said...

that whole last play for the bucs was a nightmare, they couldnt even get the play in #1 then had to burn the last time out then run a predictable up the gut running play

these coaches in this league are bad for the most part

El Padrino said...

andy reid's challenges are so hilarious, like who tells him to throw the flag?

He must have stevie wonder up in the box

Beth said...

"with points yes. whatever the spread ends up being"

Yep, you won the bet tem, give me a name and pic.

Although why the Best Team In The NFC would need points is beyond me...

El Padrino said...

glad that stupid bitch zenyatta lost

in your face horse racing freaks

El Padrino said...

"Did anyone see the interview with Obamer on 60 Minutes last night? Not a grate look by him. It's funny how easy he thought everything would be.
I TOLD YOU SO!!! YA'LL GOT TOOK!!!
/zeke
RIP"


might go down as the worst president ever, actually might be worst* than carter

BLUE said...

ep's favorite coach, Tom Cable almost fucked himself over against the Chefs...he was out of challenges and his punt returner clearly didn't fumble, but it was ruled a fumble on the field.

maybe don't challenge plays so much in the first half ya douchebag

Beth said...

And I was very impressed with the Bucs-Falcons announcers yesterday. I mean it's not easy to call a game while blowing Freeman for the entire game.

El Padrino said...

"Although why the Best Team In The NFC would need points is beyond me..."

Giants would drop deuce on matty ice's chest if they played

El Padrino said...

maybe don't challenge plays so much in the first half ya douchebag


wade phillips says hi

El Padrino said...

yup cable was hilarity too

El Padrino said...

dong suh extra point attempt twas hilarity

Jugdish said...

he was out of challenges and


cowboys had a situation where they were out of timeouts and could have gotten a TD overturned. While we're on the subject...

Cowboys...hahahaha

El Padrino said...

"I mean it's not easy to call a game while blowing Freeman for the entire game."

serious, but he's SOOOOO good he doesnt even know how to read the play clock and they dont trust him to throw for a yard

El Padrino said...

"Harley-Davidson, the iconic American motorcycle brand with a cult-like following, has announced it has chosen to build its second assembly plant ever outside the United States in India."

Thanks Obama!

Beth said...

"Giants would drop deuce on matty ice's chest if they played"

Let's hope we get to find out if this is true or not in the playoffs.

BLUE said...

ep is riding the gints nuts today becuase they blew out a shitty team with their 2nd string QB

El Padrino said...

no, no, they are good, real good

before they went to seattle

they have a tough sked ahead

El Padrino said...

philly twice, wash twice, even thoug wash is cmon, lets be honest shitty but thye have a real good d and sprinkle in the packers, vikes and jaguars shit aint easy

El Padrino said...

"with their 2nd string QB"

2 year 10 MM deal plus a 3rd rounder to get him

wow, its only one game but damn that charlie bitchhurst lookd scurred as shit, was throwing the ball as soon as he got it

El Padrino said...

the only dumber trade than whitehurst was peyton hillis trade

tem said...

not sure why with 1 yard to go the play isn't rolling freeman out on a run pass option. dude is like 250lbs

Todd Packer said...

the giants won yesterday?

Todd Packer said...

"they always get outplayed til the brink of losing but dont lose, then that fat jerkoff compares it to boxing match sayin "we won it in the championship round"

rex is awesome

tem said...

family guy made a mess joke.

hi family guy!

Todd Packer said...

"not sure why with 1 yard to go the play isn't rolling freeman out on a run pass option. dude is like 250lbs"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

bucs should of* one* that game

El Padrino said...

"not sure why with 1 yard to go the play isn't rolling freeman out on a run pass option. dude is like 250lbs"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

bucs should of* one* that game

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"rex is awesome"

must be a joke noah type thing, on your side you love him, not on your side, death by lighting on fire

Keef said...

"we won it in the championship round"


What does that even mean

Keef said...

"He must have stevie wonder up in the box"

Or Anne Frank

Todd Packer said...

"Or Anne Frank"

that's the strong UF edumacation coming through

Look, the gym works!! said...

Hard to argue that the Giants aren't the best team in the NFC right now. NS and it hurts my heart to say it.

Keef said...

"ep is riding the gints nuts today becuase they blew out a shitty team with their 2nd string QB"


And that was Whitehurst's 1st career start, right?

BLUE said...

"must be a joke noah type thing, on your side you love him, not on your side, death by lighting on fire"

nope, I like him...i think everyone likes him but you

Todd Packer said...

"Hard to argue that the Giants aren't the best team in the NFC right now. NS and it hurts my heart to say it."


i could argue that

/raheem

Keef said...

"they have a tough sked ahead
philly twice, wash twice, even thoug wash is cmon, lets be honest shitty but thye have a real good d and sprinkle in the packers, vikes and jaguars shit aint easy"


Redskins, Vikings, & Jaguars are bad.

Todd Packer said...

"i think everyone likes him but you"

jealous giants fan

Look, the gym works!! said...

I'd like Rex Ryan if he wasn't coaching the J-E-T-S JETS, JETS, JETS

El Padrino said...

"nope, I like him...i think everyone likes him but you"

yeah of course you like him, you wish he was coaching those broncos

Look, the gym works!! said...

Does Wade phillips make it through today as the Cowboys coach?

tem said...

beth's name and pic:




my dream man

Keef said...

Hit on Collie yesterday wasn't illegal. The refs are shook

Todd Packer said...

"Does Wade phillips make it through today as the Cowboys coach?"

wade lookt* like a 90 year old confused man post game.... i think he gets booted before the season is over

Keef said...

"Does Wade phillips make it through today as the Cowboys coach?"


yes

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Hit on Collie yesterday wasn't illegal. The refs are shook"

^^^^^

Every hard hit is gonna be penalized on the field for a few weeks. It's stupid. This is still football.

Look, the gym works!! said...

Injuries will still happen, especially when a guy ducks his head down as a defender is about to hit him.

El Padrino said...

"Redskins, Vikings, & Jaguars are bad."


skins man, always play jints tough and vikes could turn it on by the time they play, weeks away

jax sucks, that's the only day off left

Todd Packer said...

"Hit on Collie yesterday wasn't illegal. The refs are shook"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

it was good to see lots of "manning face" yesterday

Look, the gym works!! said...

"yes"

You're probably right, but they should can his ass immediately. Have you ever seen a team look more disinterested during a game than the Cowboys did last night? They've officially quit on the coach.

Keef said...

"vikes could turn it on by the time they play, weeks away"


Come on, man. They could barely beat an awful team that is even awfuler* on the ro-add

Todd Packer said...

"my dream man"

when did ep grow a mullet and stache?

El Padrino said...

"jealous giants fan"


cant be jeaous of a team that hasnt won anything since 1969

Keef said...

"Have you ever seen a team look more disinterested during a game than the Cowboys did last night? They've officially quit on the coach."


Could have said this against the Jags or Giants. Jones said he won't fire Wade before the end of the season, I think he's playing for a high draft pick now

Todd Packer said...

"cant be jeaous of a team that hasnt won anything since 1969"

yes you can

El Padrino said...

"Come on, man. They could barely beat an awful team that is even awfuler* on the ro-add"

i know, i know, i think thye suck too but maybe they go on a lil run they get Rice back this week and Peterson is still ze* best

Jugdish said...

what should I do?

El Padrino said...

keef let me downplay my team

i can do that if i want

::cough, 12-4, cough cough::

El Padrino said...

"cant be jeaous of a team that hasnt won anything since 1969"

yes you can"


speaking of this, must have been great to see the jets one and only super bowl win in person

congrats

My dream man said...

"bucs should of* one* that game"

Kinda funny how everyone is assuming that even if the Bucs score there they win the game. They'd only be up by 1 with I think it was a minute and a half left or so. There's a VERY good chance the Falcons would've been able to get a field goal to win after that.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Jones said he won't fire Wade before the end of the season"

Because we have never heard an owner say this and then do the exact opposite. Also, he said it last week, but how many more games like last night's can he stomach? I think he is too proud a guy to see his team not compete.

Keef said...

Utar* footyball team looked grate

El Padrino said...

steve's nephew

Keef said...

"Kinda funny how everyone is assuming that even if the Bucs score there they win the game."


I didn't assume that

Keef said...

"I think he is too proud a guy to see his team not compete."

I think he's too proud to say one thing and do another

My dream man said...

Everyone but keith then.

Keef said...

"stafford needs to stop getting hurt so much

fuck...how is dude ever going to get better if he's always on the sideline holding his shoulder"



Denard Robinson agrees

BLUE said...

"steve's nephew"


thanks for that EP, hadn't seen it before (s)

Keef said...

"Everyone but keith then."


I didn't watch the game so I have no idear what your* talking about

Look, the gym works!! said...

"I think he's too proud to say one thing and do another"

He's stone cone*

El Padrino said...

"thanks for that EP, hadn't seen it before (s)"

wasnt here, nerve* happened

Look, the gym works!! said...

My friend's husband hit her last night. What a fucking prick. She's like 5'2"

El Padrino said...

"My friend's husband hit her last night. What a fucking prick. She's like 5'2"

go over there Dan Connor

El Padrino said...

bitch rose up

/meiz

BLUE said...

"wasnt here, nerve* happened"

you're right, it's never been featured on national television or anything

El Padrino said...

"My friend's husband hit her last night. What a fucking prick. She's like 5'2"

I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.

/Crowder

El Padrino said...

"you're right, it's never been featured on national television or anything"

1st time i saw it

El Padrino said...

let the record show that freak tweeted about MLS last night

My dream man said...

"My friend's husband hit her last night. What a fucking prick. She's like 5'2"

So if she was 5'8 it would be ok?

Jugdish said...

let the record show that freak tweeted about MLS last night



saw that, he was acting like people would actually care

Keef said...

"So if she was 5'8 it would be ok?"


5'8 1/2"


/LP

Keef said...

Bangles* are going to win tonight

El Padrino said...

Cowboys' Phillips apparently not at team facility

El Padrino said...

I THINK HE HAS TO GET FIRED, EVEN IF HE SAID HE WOULDNT

El Padrino said...

dammit caps lock

El Padrino said...

how long would you employ a babysitter if she was wrecking your house and neglecting your kids

BLUE said...

he's not wrecking the house and neglecting the kids

it's more of the kids aren't listening to him and have decided to run wild

Jugdish said...

dammit caps lock



chuckle

Jugdish said...

maybe phillips will "resign"

My dream man said...

"how long would you employ a babysitter if she was wrecking your house and neglecting your kids"

Depends, is she hot?

/lov

Look, the gym works!! said...

"go over there Dan Connor"

::tem stare::

Jugdish said...

i called cliff lee to see if he wanted to pitch for my softball team. we can't offer money, but we can offer free beer and a few of our chicks have big tits.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"So if she was 5'8 it would be ok?"

Not what I was saying, Beth. I think you know that.

Keef said...

"::tem stare::"


For shame

Look, the gym works!! said...

"i called cliff lee to see if he wanted to pitch for my softball team. we can't offer money, but we can offer free beer and a few of our chicks have big tits."

Well I'm in if he refuses.

El Padrino said...

twinkie diet

Keef said...

"Not what I was saying, Beth. I think you know that."


So you threw the 5'2" part in there as an attention grabber. Nice

BLUE said...

would it make a difference if he was only 5'3"?


/kod

El Padrino said...

"go over there Dan Connor"

::tem stare::

Roseanne show, there was an episode where jackie gets beat up by her boyfriend and dan (john goodman) goes to the house and beats the crap out of the guy

Look, the gym works!! said...

"So you threw the 5'2" part in there as an attention grabber. Nice"

No, I was merely pointing out the fact that she is wicked small and he's much bigger. Which makes him an even bigger scumbag IMO.

Todd Packer said...

"would it make a difference if he was only 5'3"?


what if she was 5'2", 250lbs?

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Roseanne show, there was an episode where jackie gets beat up by her boyfriend and dan (john goodman) goes to the house and beats the crap out of the guy"

Oh god, I do remember that now.

::hanging head in shame::

El Padrino said...

"Before jumping on the Ding Dong bandwagon, Blatner warned of health concerns."


hilarity, just cause ding dong

Todd Packer said...

"dan (john goodman)"


nice (always make me laugh)

El Padrino said...

"wicked small"

r h, r?

Look, the gym works!! said...

And unfortunately that is not an option. He would wipe the floor with me and he is armed.

El Padrino said...

twinkie diet, thought i linked it

El Padrino said...

fucking wes welker does everything

Look, the gym works!! said...

"r h, r?"

Because of the "wicked"?

El Padrino said...

too bad he couldnt play linebacker yesterday

El Padrino said...

Because of the "wicked"?

der

Look, the gym works!! said...

"too bad he couldnt play linebacker yesterday"

You know, I watched that game yesterday, then I watched Clay Matthews wreak havoc on the Cowboys last night and it made me extra mad

Look, the gym works!! said...

"der"

And sometimes the Boston comes out in the typing.

El Padrino said...

"then I watched Clay Matthews wreak havoc on the Cowboys last night and it made me extra mad"

that dude is a horse, a fucking horse

My dream man said...

"Not what I was saying, Beth. I think you know that."

Relax H, I was just playing the keef role with that comment.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"that dude is a horse, a fucking horse"

And the Pats could have had picked him. Instead they traded down for Darius Butler and Brandon Tate. How's that working out?

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Relax H, I was just playing the keef role with that comment"

Not used to it from you, Tits McGee

El Padrino said...

"And the Pats could have had picked him. Instead they traded down for Darius Butler and Brandon Tate. How's that working out?"

you really cant play that game with belicheat, he's been a solid drafter

My dream man said...

"Not used to it from you, Tits McGee"


Consider yourself lucky then!!

/exfmb

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You'd think the Best Team In The NFC could make a 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 2."

best team, not best coaches

Spaceman Spiff said...

"serious, but he's SOOOOO good he doesnt even know how to read the play clock and they dont trust him to throw for a yard"

they trusted him to throw a bomb out of his own end zone and he threw a strike

coaches fucked up that last sequence

Spaceman Spiff said...

"skins man, always play jints tough"

already forgot about the tiki days?

Spaceman Spiff said...

the instant the MVP voting results come out and hillis is on the list, mcdaniels gets fired right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowboys game was great, even the only guy playing well this season fucked up, on that punt at the end

Spaceman Spiff said...

fire todd haley

tem said...

"4th and 1 at the Atlanta 2."


yeah, they had to travel half of the remaining field (not counting end zones) in one play.

that's hard to do on one play...half the fucking field...damn.

El Padrino said...

"already forgot about the tiki days?"


outside of a few games of course, skin D really good

El Padrino said...

the offense is a joke though

El Padrino said...

always has been for some reason

Jugdish said...

they should move the cowboys to LA

El Padrino said...

47 days til xmas

El Padrino said...

O:FLA ?

Jugdish said...

Report: Wade Phillips seen leaving men's room at Cowboys facilities, newspaper tucked under arm

Jugdish said...

e. There simply is no actress alive with the skills, presence, beauty and grace of Grace Kelly

aitch = sp?

Todd Packer said...

"47 days til xmas"

43 days til i'm 40.... woe

Jugdish said...

in dog years?


s

El Padrino said...

43 days til i'm 40.... woe


rough, sorry man

Keef said...

"No, I was merely pointing out the fact that she is wicked small and he's much bigger. Which makes him an even bigger scumbag IMO."


So it was to grab our attention. Got it

Todd Packer said...

"rough, sorry man"

it's getting worse as the day approachs... already gave cmtp the "no surprise party" warning... i don't have time for that shit

BLUE said...

"the instant the MVP voting results come out and hillis is on the list, mcdaniels gets fired right?"

people have been hating on him for that trade for months.

If you look at who he's gotten rid of, and how they contribute to other teams, he's a joke

Todd Packer said...

"approachs"

nice

BLUE said...

Cutler
Marshall
Scheffler
Hillis

and won't give Champ a contract extension

basically ran everyone out of town that is any good.

Keef said...

"Not used to it from you, Tits McGee"

Yeah, she's noormally not sarcastic at all

Keef said...

"Cutler"

Denver isn't worst* because Orton is their QB instead of Cutler

Todd Packer said...

"Yeah, she's noormally not sarcastic at all"

gully h doesn't know about sarcasm

Jugdish said...

Cutler
Marshall
Scheffler
Hillis

and won't give Champ a contract extension

basically ran everyone out of town that is any good.




blue finally admits cutler is good...suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz, your boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"people have been hating on him for that trade for months."

talking about the owner hating on him

BLUE said...

"Denver isn't worst* because Orton is their QB instead of Cutler"

that's the only one I give him a pass on.

I can even give him a slight pass on Marshall, because shit, brandon lloyd is putting up just as good of numbers.

but it's the "star power" effect


whose jersey do you buy if you're a broncos fan?

BLUE said...

"talking about the owner hating on him"

bowlen has gone into hiding. It's weird...almost al davis like hiding.

Wade Phillips was fired from the broncos after 2 years, he went 9-7 and 7-9...worst record in bronco history is 5-11...

mcdaniels won't survive if he wins less than 6 games

BLUE said...

but...the guys on NBC brought up a good point.

with the CBA issue...do you really want to hire a coach who isn't going to get to start to install his schemes and stuff until maybe august or september?

Keef said...

"whose jersey do you buy if you're a broncos fan?"


RB, R?

Keef said...

"whose jersey do you buy if you're a broncos fan?"



If this doesn't do it, nothing will

BLUE said...

fuck

BLUE said...

inspire the hell out of a 2-6 football team

BLUE said...

colt mccoy is over there whupping up on the pats and the saints...and tebow is sitting on the bench

El Padrino said...

redd is gay

Spaceman Spiff said...

eating at morimotos joint in december, pumped

El Padrino said...

"15. Tampa Bay (5-3). I would have run LeGarrette Blount for that yard at the end too."

and your* a moron too

El Padrino said...

"eating at morimotos joint in december, pumped"

you ate in the nyc one no?

you like raw fish?

BLUE said...

who doesn't like raw fish?

Jugdish said...

who doesn't like raw fish?



me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you ate in the nyc one no?

you like raw fish?"

didnt eat at the nyc one

yea like raw fish

Spaceman Spiff said...

"me"

got a sushi stain on my white t-shirt

just doesnt sound right

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug cant handle how fast the fish gets from the ocean to his plate

Jugdish said...

i don't eat a lot of seafood.

tem said...

"whose jersey do you buy if you're a broncos fan?"

rb, r?


tejus

tem said...

"i don't eat a lot of seafood."


twcgjids

BLUE said...

buying the backup QB's jersey just doesn't seem write*

BLUE said...

it's not like he's bruce gradkowski

tem said...

i almost wore my gradkowski jersey yesterday, but i went with Nickerson.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"buying the backup QB's jersey just doesn't seem write*"

buying the player tied for the team lead in rushing TDs' jersey does though

tem said...

they should just make tebow the running back

El Padrino said...

i dont like ALL raw fish, some i do

El Padrino said...

just wasted 10 minutes filling out a home depot application and the last step the page time'd out

thanks keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

middle school trick play

Keef said...

"just wasted 10 minutes filling out a home depot application and the last step the page time'd out

thanks keef"


It timed out because it took too long to get through the HDH

Keef said...

It's ok, though. HD hires tards

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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