Wednesday, November 03, 2010

maybe its time

Megan Fox kind of annoys me now. I'm working my way through the 2nd Transformers movie on my dvr. And by working through it, I mean I can watch about 20 minutes at a time before I get bored. Megan Fox nudity is what's missing.

Speaking of nudity...Boardwalk Empire has a lot of it. Not really attractive nudity though, but naked chicks is better than not naked chicks I always say.

Elections were yesterday, somewhere zeke is smiling cuz the GOP dun whooped some ass.

I'm not sure why it's called the GOP...is that like OPP?

That Tunucci guy was on the radio here last night talking about the Randy Moss tirade. Dude was hilarious. The radio guys were ripping on him and he kept making jokes back. It was good times. He was very proud of their "funeral menu".

Speaking of Randy Moss...who thinks that this was all a ploy by Belicheat to get a draft pick...It's like he told Randy: "look, we're going to trade you away for a pick, but if you throw an absolute fit and can get yourself waived, we'll pick you back up. If you do all of this, we'll give you a long-term contract, that's the ultimate sacrifice for a team." Belichick knew they were going to play the Vikings in week 8. I'm down with the consipiracy theory.

Seems to me that Lebron is trying to hard to let people know that it doesn't bother him that everyone hates him. I think it does bother him, and he goes home and cries like a baby every night...and then rolls around on a bed full of money and falls asleep.

The Big lEast has plans for football expansion. That's great...put a bunch more shitty teams in your conference so everyone can make fun of how crappy you are. I think the BCS should be like the soccer leagues in Europe where if you have a shitty year you lose your BCS auto-qualify the next year, and have to work to get back into it. ACC and big lEast are both worst than the Mtn West and maybe even the WAC.

NFL coaching firings: at the midway point, here's my prediction: Fox (Carolina) is gone, Singletary is gone, Phillips is gone, Mcdaniels is gone if they don't win at least 5 games over the 2nd half, Mangini is gone, Marvin Lewis is gone, Childress is gone, Whisenhunt should be gone for the Leinart debacle alone (but he'll get one more year because of the superbowl run), if the texans struggle down the stretch...Kubiak is gone too.

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BLUE said...

espn is a great source for everything

Jugdish said...

don't let goodell see this or he'll want to make some more rule changes.

El Padrino said...

blue fix the colorado race it's tight

El Padrino said...

GOP!
GOP!
GOP!

El Padrino said...

you're next obama!

tem said...

dems control the senate, the republicans control the house.

that means for the next 2 years nothing will get done.

when it comes to the government
nothing >>>>>>>>>>> something


now instead of fucked up dumb shit getting passed, nothing will get passed and we can all go on doing our thing without the government coming up with dumb ideas.

tem said...

"you're next obama!"

when el pad talks about obama he uses the correct you're/your

tem said...

so colin farrel and keira knightley are remaking the bodyguard?

Jugdish said...

when el pad talks about obama he uses the correct you're/your


your damn right!

/Lp

BLUE said...

"blue fix the colorado race it's tight"

that ken buck dude is a lunatic...can't believe morons are voting for him

BLUE said...

"so colin farrel and keira knightley are remaking the bodyguard?"

why not, they remade the fast and the furious

Jugdish said...

mize posted this on fb yesterday...funny

Time To Die said...

"don't let goodell see this or he'll want to make some more rule changes"

It's because of crap like this that no one but Canadians can take the CFL seriously.

Jugdish said...

It's because of crap like this that no one but Canadians can take the CFL seriously.


that and the accents of the announcers.

BLUE said...

and the fact that you get a point for a touchback

BLUE said...

and the fact that it's in canada

BLUE said...

and the fact that meiz is a pussy

Time To Die said...

That's a lot of facts.

Time To Die said...

Does that mean meiz puts himself on a pedestal?

BLUE said...

"Does that mean meiz puts himself on a pedestal?"

have you ever talked to meiz?

Time To Die said...

"have you ever talked to meiz?"

Actually yes, we call each other and gossip for an hour or more every day.

BLUE said...

"Actually yes, we call each other and gossip for an hour or more every day."


then you'd know he puts himself on a pedestal

Jugdish said...

Actually yes, we call each other and gossip for an hour or more every day.


do you call the 1-800 number at sysco?

Jugdish said...

or does he call your 1-900 number?


s

BLUE said...

beth has a meiz bat-phone

Time To Die said...

Well we text a lot actually. You'd be surprised how much meiz likes using smiley and frowny faces.

Jugdish said...

Well we text a lot actually. You'd be surprised how much meiz likes using smiley and frowny faces.

LOL

/aitch

kod said...

"we're opening a new location in Woodbury"


beautiful suburb; quite affluent (ns)

tem said...

i like how beth still has "my fiance" as one of her interests on her profile.

tem said...

by the by, had to click on her profile b/c i couldn't remember who "time to die" was....

El Padrino said...

i feel like Woodbury is a town or city or whatever in every state

El Padrino said...

i wonder shit like that, like how many Smith St.s are there in the usa or Grove Rd. or Columbus Ave or Smithtown or Mountainside, etc.

tem said...

397

Time To Die said...

"i like how beth still has "my fiance" as one of her interests on her profile"

Maybe I have a new one I just haven't mentioned on LOV yet.

Time To Die said...

Thanks for pointing that out tem (ns), it's now been changed.

Jugdish said...

lizard fart

Jugdish said...

Maybe I have a new one I just haven't mentioned on LOV yet.


take it slow

tem said...

SAS that tem is not an interest of Beth.

Look at me!!!! said...

I would just take it to mean Beth was stalking her ex. That could be an interest.

Time To Die said...

"SAS that tem is not an interest of Beth"

Some things are too special to share with others.

El Padrino said...

congrats beth!

Jugdish said...

Some things are too special to share with others.



did you say special?

/steve

El Padrino said...

damn sparky gonna die

i named my dog after him
ns

El Padrino said...

Tweet says KG called Villanueva 'cancer patient'

nice work garnett

Time To Die said...

"I would just take it to mean Beth was stalking her ex. That could be an interest."

Well there's that old saying: I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.

s

El Padrino said...

"Last night, a two-year-old child was thrown from a seventh floor balcony in Flushing, Queens, landing on the cement sidewalk."

Queens parents are the worse

El Padrino said...

i honestly think that in those types of crimes, heinous i would call them, the person should be killed instantly, sick or not sick

i mean like once convicted they die the next day, no appeals, no jail time

from verdict to chair or needle or stoning or hanging or firing squad or maybe some sort of like a SAW game it needs to happen

BLUE said...

""Last night, a two-year-old child was thrown from a seventh floor balcony in Flushing, Queens, landing on the cement sidewalk.""

maybe they exected them to bounce off the awning into a persons arms, just like that one that happened in Paris

Jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

villanueva is a pussy

Spaceman Spiff said...

no legal weed

El Padrino said...

boooooooooooooooooo

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz should be happy about roenicke

bud black and maddon doing work

Spaceman Spiff said...

i voted then went to taco tuesday, twas a good night

Spaceman Spiff said...

beasley had a nice dunk last night

El Padrino said...

the sciocsa tree = parcells tree?

JFreak said...

GOP stands for Grand Ol' Party.

That stands for hell if I know.

JFreak said...

I think it's old. And it's party.

Something to that extent.

And grandness. That too.

JFreak said...

"don't let goodell see this or he'll want to make some more rule changes."

I wonder if you're allowed to kick the ball whenever the hell you feel like it in the NFL, too.

JFreak said...

I think it's worth mentioning again that EP thinks he spends 4 hours every single day looking for a parking spot and is a doofus (that's the technical term).

El Padrino said...

"I wonder if you're allowed to kick the ball whenever the hell you feel like it in the NFL, too."

qb pooch punt like flutie

El Padrino said...

"I think it's worth mentioning again that EP thinks he spends 4 hours every single day looking for a parking spot and is a doofus (that's the technical term)."

you know i dont think that

like i said, i was exaggerating to drive home a point

El Padrino said...

go back to sleep freak

JFreak said...

"go back to sleep freak"

I've been awake longer than you.

"you know i dont think that"

No I don't. If you don't think it, why did you say it? Did someone force you to?

JFreak said...

"qb pooch punt like flutie"

I want to see a DB after intercepting the ball just punt it for no reason.

For some reason, I think Antonio Cromartie would be perfect for that. He's dumb enough to do it. I think I could convince him it would benefit the Jets.

El Padrino said...

"No I don't. If you don't think it, why did you say it? Did someone force you to?"

have you ever read my tweets?
i guess i have to s and ns certain ones for you

BLUE said...

"have you ever read my tweets?"

no time for that shit

Keef said...

"have you ever read my tweets?"



No but I read cmlp's FB

El Padrino said...

read your face

El Padrino said...

meiz, candy

Keef said...

EP, so you've been driving since you were 15, for 18 years, but you're only 30?

Jugdish said...

El Padmonte

BLUE said...

he's been driving since he was 15...but only since he was 18 in NYC

El Padrino said...

Brady vs Clev

Elijah vs Seattle

or

Big Ben vs Cincy




pick one

El Padrino said...

he's been driving since he was 15...but only since he was 18 in NYC

^^ i clarified

El Padrino said...

so basically 12 years because 3 in florida we had a driveway, obviously

Keef said...

"^^ i clarified"

You clarified 15, not 18

JFreak said...

"so basically 12 years because 3 in florida we had a driveway, obviously"

Awesome, that makes your statement even more ridiculous.

Now it's up to 6 hours every day.

Spaceman Spiff said...

all good plays, would take elisha if at home

belichek may run up the score on mangina* though, or try and fail, cleveland D is decent

tem said...

"I wonder if you're allowed to kick the ball whenever the hell you feel like it in the NFL, too."

you are.

you can drop kick from anywhere anytime, if it goes through the uprights it is worth a point.

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak lives for this shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP just needed a 1 word retort, when in doubt against freak just say

chipolte

Spaceman Spiff said...

national sandwich day

hit up your local subway EP

JFreak said...

I have no idea where the l and t go.

Beyond my pay grade.

JFreak said...

"hit up your local subway"

Done and done.

Jugdish said...

Beyond my pay grade.


chuckle

Keef said...

national sandwhich day



*fized

tem said...

president of the construction company constantly uses "that's above my pay grade" when he doesn't want to answer shit.


he makes the most of anyone. his pay grade is the top.

he hates it when tem points that out.

Jugdish said...

hit up your local subway EP


What is this shit? I wouldn't feed it to my dog (Sparky)!!!

Elpad Moss

Jugdish said...

weekly Bert press conferwoence is on now

Spaceman Spiff said...

do we find out who has moss at 5 EST?

Jugdish said...

either that of he is a free agent right?

Jugdish said...

our purchasing guy ordered $32,000 worth of the wrong battery...ouch.

tem said...

he should have taken it slow.

JFreak said...

"do we find out who has moss at 5 EST?"

Thought it was 4? Or is that just the deadline to turn in the waiver claim?

Spaceman Spiff said...

sooner the better

Jugdish said...

he should have taken it slow.



he took it too slow

Jugdish said...

sooner the better



take it slow spiff

BLUE said...

i'm hoping the broncos pick up merriman...he's gotta be better than the shit they have now

El Padrino said...

What is this shit? I wouldn't feed it to my dog (Sparky)!!!

this^

El Padrino said...

Giant panda cub born in Atlanta zoo

cool

/meiz

Jugdish said...

Giant panda cub born in Atlanta zoo

cool, when is their happy hour?

/meiz



fixed

Keef said...

giant pandas have panda dicks

Keef said...

kod is still being a weasel

El Padrino said...

rent too damn high music video that is on ITUNES

i love this country

El Padrino said...

"kod is still being a weasel"

hes not sending you coors light?

BLUE said...

""kod is still being a weasel""


so is mills

tem said...

Giant panda cub born in Atlanta zoo




how long had the mom and dad panda been together before they had a kid? i hope awhile. /jug

Keef said...

he's a practitioner of ratfinkinism

El Padrino said...

whoa, bossmans big tittied* secretary is sucking a lollypop

Keef said...

This weekend I'm going here for this

tem said...

"whoa, bossmans big tittied* secretary is sucking a lollypop"

i bet you cam in you're pants

Keef said...

I hope for Sysco's sake that mize was able to work today

Jugdish said...

their stock went down if that's any indication


s

BLUE said...

sysco puts meiz on the pedestal

BLUE said...

how long before meiz starts LoVing from work

Jugdish said...

sysco puts meiz on the pedestal


hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Bills claim merriman?

Keef said...

Going from San Diego to Buffalo wouldn't be awful

s

Keef said...

"sysco puts meiz on the pedestal"

Mize is the EO of a programatic nonfit

Jugdish said...

"kod is still being a weasel"



I'm a mouse guy

/mize

Keef said...

haha

Todd Packer said...

"freak lives for this shit"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"national sandwhich day"


*fized



funny

Todd Packer said...

"how long before meiz starts LoVing from work"


soon, i hope

Keef said...

mize can't LOV from work because it's a keyboard environment

Todd Packer said...

"kod is still being a weasel"


sas... kod seems like the anti-weasel

Keef said...

Childress: Trade for Moss 'a poor decision'



Good call, dr

Keef said...

"sas... kod seems like the anti-weasel"

He's the same size

Todd Packer said...

"Good call, dr"

childress is a doctor?

/ep

Keef said...

Rutgers/USF tonight. You know the Big Least is awful when their games are on Wednesday night

Todd Packer said...

"Rutgers/USF tonight. You know the Big Least is awful when their games are on Wednesday night"


yeah, lots of usf gear today in my office... losers

tem said...

Childress: Having that bought* party 'a poor decision'

tem said...

Tiger: Not deleting old texts 'a poor decision'

tem said...

Farvre: Coming back for another year 'a poor decision'

Keef said...

"all good plays, would take elisha if at home"


Elisha @ Seattle. Rain will kilt him

Todd Packer said...

i saw a huge rutgers truck in the hilton parking lot across from our office... it's not there now. wed night games are the best

tem said...

Injuns: Not killing white men when we first met them 'a poor decision'

Keef said...

Tem: Engagement ring a poor decision

tem said...

Keef: Letting hsil live with us 'a poor decision'

Todd Packer said...

"Tem: Engagement ring a poor decision"

mental i2i

Keef said...

"Keef: Letting hsil live with us 'a poor decision'"


Ain't never lied

Keef said...

Blue: Rejecting hot receptionist's advances a 'poor decision'

El Padrino said...

Childress: Having that bought* party 'a poor decision'

Tice

tem said...

El Pad: Not joining the Frenchies a 'poor decision'

El Padrino said...

Keef/El Pad/TP/Blue/Kod : Marriage was a "poor decision".

tem said...

"Tice"

ah, good call.

El Padrino said...

bernanke just doesnt get it

El Padrino said...

no need to buy 600 billion in treasuries Benjamin, as long as unemployment is close to ten the credit markets will remain stagnant no matter what the borrowing rates are

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Elisha @ Seattle"

no go on elisha, abort

Todd Packer said...

"no need to buy 600 billion in treasuries Benjamin, as long as unemployment is close to ten the credit markets will remain stagnant no matter what the borrowing rates are"


::hot sauce squared::

Todd Packer said...

"Keef/El Pad/TP/Blue/Kod : Marriage was a "poor decision"."


i think kod would remove himself from this list

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think kod would remove himself from this list"

not if you axed* him during ladies night

Todd Packer said...

"not if you axed* him during ladies night"

good point

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

agree on elisha, although seattle sucks

but they are decent at home, hasselback must bwe firghtened right about now, especially since he is already fraggle*

tem said...

timing is everything

Jugdish said...

Tits claim Moss?

Jugdish said...

Reports: Sysco claims Moss

Spaceman Spiff said...

report: rolling stone does not put in claim for Moss

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking skins didnt put in a claim, titans

Spaceman Spiff said...

kenny britt value up

Jugdish said...

Tits claim Moss?


IN YOU FACE freak!

Jugdish said...

fisher better make sure the team meals are up to par

more foot long mozz on the buffet

Time To Die said...

"Tits claim Moss?"

Wait, I did?

Jugdish said...

"Tits claim Moss?"

Wait, I did?

/rev


fixed


s

kod said...

"kod is still being a weasel"


sas... kod seems like the anti-weasel



-trying to be the opposite really; not any time to be on LOV yesterday or today. Since I agreed to a week, I wanted it to start on a day when I will be able to comment more than once or twice.

-but I'll switch it over today when I get home and give you 8 days then; no worries

kod said...

"not if you axed* him during ladies night"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'You are cancerous to your team and our league.'""


what he really said was 'anything is possibbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllle, except for you surving cancer charlie'

Spaceman Spiff said...

*surviving

Spaceman Spiff said...

charlie just got surved*

Jugdish said...

"My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'You are cancerous to your team and our league.'""


shitty trash talking


shittier lie

BLUE said...

""Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'You are cancerous to your team and our league.'""


maybe...but he's just a skin cancer, so not really cancer.

Jugdish said...

""Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'You don't think I can make this shot? Well news for you, I can sir.'""

BLUE said...

""Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'You ever get sunburn on your head?'""

BLUE said...

""Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'Are you smooth all over your body?'""

tem said...

Garnett: Calling Charlie a cancer patient 'a poor decision'

Jugdish said...

""Garnett issues statement and says, in part: "My comment to (Villanueva) was in fact 'I'm a mouse guy.'""

Jugdish said...

cmep: Lp misplacing his ipod 'a poor decision'

Keef said...

"-but I'll switch it over today when I get home and give you 8 days then; no worries"


No worries, man. I know your* not a weasel. Just givin gyou shit

Keef said...

"cmep: Lp misplacing his ipod 'a poor decision'"

LP didn't misplace it, cmlp just put it up on the middle shelf

Keef said...

aitch: Breaking up the band a 'poor decision;. Woe

kod said...

"No worries, man. I know your* not a weasel. Just givin gyou shit"

cool man; sorry about the delay (ns).

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

"Mark Dayton, leading by 8,854 votes over Tom Emmer, said Minnesotans won't stand for a protracted recount battle. GOP Chairman Tony Sutton says there were "many discrepancies" in the vote tally."


yikes, looks like Coleman-Frankin all over again; T-Paw says he'll stay in office until the recount is complete.

faaaaaak

Jugdish said...

wall

kod said...

time to sign in and switch

kod said...

sorry Keith; blogger won't let me use that picture. I get

"Maximum image size is 2048 by 2048 pixels" message


tonight is date night with cmkod so I'm signing off for the night; but just give me something whenever you get the chance and I'll switch it over by tomorrow

Mize said...

"meiz should be happy about roenicke"


I've come around on him after seeing the glowing things Torii Hunter had to say about him

Keef said...

torii hunter chills

Keef said...

Here, kod

Mize said...

I'm getting impatient with the weather not getting cold enough to freeze the lakes.

Keef said...

It was 93° here today

Mize said...

Yuck.

Mize said...

Icky

/freak

Keef said...

yeah it missed the record by 1. I want it to cool down some so it's not hot as balls out on the lake on Saturday

Keef said...

probably won't get cold enough to freeze the lakes here, though

Keef said...

Walgreens had 5lb bags of candy for $.50. I boat* 7 bags

Keef said...

good shit, too. Skittles, Starburst, Whoppers, Milk Duds, etc etc etc

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