Thursday, November 04, 2010

Lp Wrestling

So I checked off Extreme Midget Wrestling off my bucket list last week (being a spectator that is).

I boat* tickets on line the day of the event. On line it said ringside seats were $15 and general admission were $20. I thought that seemed odd, but I got two ringside seats. We got there a little early and snagged our ringside seats, and the people behind us told us that the website had the ticket prices backwards. Later on in the evening some waitress tried to get us to move, but that was not happening.

I came with my digital camera and flip cam ready to get some good stuff for LOV, but they told us we'd get kicked out if we took pictures or video. Had I known that the chicks we were with would want to leave after the halftime show, I would have take some video towards the end of the half and just got kicked out then. Since I didn't get any good pics of video, I found some on the interwebs.

The reigning midget champ Nasty Boy came out to the ring first with his belt in hand. He was the resident villian, and proceeded to tell the crowd how much the Texas Rangers suck. He was right, but still. Nasty Boy eventually took on a little midget black guy named Rampage in a title match. Nasty Boy was yelling stuff at the crowd the whole time and Rampage was getting his little ass handed to him for most of the match, until he won the upset. Yup...we got to see the midget title change hands. Apparently the little ref didn't like Rampage and the two started jawing at each other and eventually the mini ref challenged the small, black Rampage to a match later in the evening. Suite!

Here is a video of Lil Rampage giving some chick a lap dance. This is what they did during the half time show, which is why the chicks we were with wanted to leave.

The next match was Lil Devil, who looked kind of like Darth Maul, and another midget named Kid J. Even though they were both midgets, Lil Devil was quite a bit bigger than Kid J. Kid J was sporting some board shorts, but they looked like pants on him. Lil Devil was quick though, and he escaped with the win after doing a little 619. Kid J vs Lil Devil

I don't remember many details about the third match because they started over an hour late, and after the intros and everything I had consumed enough beer that I wasn't paying close attention to details. What I do remember was that the match was ended on a Stunner...which was suite.

Half time show had the midgets giving lap dances to random women in the audience...so we ended up leaving. Good times...I recommend seeing it once.

This weekend I am working on Saturday and Sunday, but Saturday night I am going here to see these guys.

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Beth said...

"This is what they did during the half time show, which is why the chicks we were with wanted to leave."

You went with smart chicks, I don't think I'd have wanted to stay after that either.

Jugdish said...

You went with smart chicks, I don't think I'd have wanted to stay after that either.


Damn!

/Lp

tem said...

Jug does not take it slow with beer

Beth said...

Well then we can be sure jug is not a woman, cause if women don't take it slow with beer then generally that leads to them not taking it slow with sex.

BLUE said...

maybe the ladies left because they were too turned on by all the midget lap dancing...so they wanted to get home and see if jug would midget lap dance them

BLUE said...

so bert lied about the food incident with Moss.

the Tunucci guy said that bert didn't eat, just left and went for treatment, and he actually had offered to fix bert a "to go plate" but bert refused.


Then yesterday in his news conference bert said "I thought it was good..I had a little of everything"

Jugdish said...

Jug does not take it slow with beer



tem knows

Jugdish said...

the Tunucci guy said that bert didn't eat, just left and went for treatment, and he actually had offered to fix bert a "to go plate" but bert refused.



then later he sexted him a pic of his dong

Jugdish said...

then later he sexted him a pic of his dong



I gotta get on that mailing list!

/Lp

BLUE said...

they guys on the radio asked him if Bert had his pants on

Jugdish said...

O:FB

Beth said...

"O:FB"

That was very disappointing, I thought for sure the guy was going to fall and bust his ass and I kept waiting to see that.

That's false advertising jug.

O-H-I-O said...

"then later he sexted him a pic of his dong"


chuckle

tem said...

i watched without a paddle last night.

i thought it was funny. it was what i thought it'd be.

Jugdish said...

That's false advertising jug.


true...i just thought him being a douchey celtics fan was O:FB enough

BLUE said...

"O:FB"

that's a dude who works for the team

they do the same thing at nuggets games to make people think the fans are cool or something...and it's always the same guy

Jugdish said...

to make people think the fans are cool or something...


the funny thing is it has the exact opposite effect

Beth said...

"they do the same thing at nuggets games to make people think the fans are cool or something...and it's always the same guy"

At Thrashers guys they have (or at least used to have) 2 heavy metal looking dudes with long hair chug a beer in about 3-5 seconds while everyone chants. (ns)

Beth said...

"At Thrashers guys...

Damn preview.

BLUE said...

nuggets have some dude who dances to michael jackson every game.

Jugdish said...

I keep hearing on sports talk that charlie vallaneuva "suffers" from Alopecia universalis. All that basically does is make it so he can't grow hair, that's not really suffering. It might suck that he can't have a fro or cornrows, but I don't see that as suffering. Mize can't have a fro either, you don't see him compla...

BLUE said...

he doesn't have to shave....that's a positive

especially that sensitive sac area

tem said...

WVU games have a fat guy who dances to the YMCA.

he is not employed by the school, just a fat guy who gets drunk and goes to every game. then they play the song in the 3rd qtr and he takes his shirt off and dances.

tem said...

he does it at basketball games too

tem said...

about 5 years ago it was a different guy, but he was doing a 360 spin at the basketball game and blew out his knee.

Jugdish said...

Braylon Edwards @ DET or Welker @ CLE?

Beth said...

"WVU games have a fat guy who dances to the YMCA"

I'm SAS they were able to find a fat guy in WV.

s

tem said...

lots of skinny people in WaVa.

1) no teeth makes eating hard
2) fat people don't make good coal miners
3) road kill is surprisingly lean
4) lots of hills makes walking around become excercise
5) can't catch the sheep if you're fat

tem said...

welker has sucked lately.

i am benching him this week.


which means you should start him.

Spaceman Spiff said...

non PPR? braylon

Spaceman Spiff said...

kenny britt is hurt, suite

Jugdish said...

Lp is boycotting LOV today because of the midget wrestling post.

Jugdish said...

Jug: posting about midgets was a "poor decision"

Spaceman Spiff said...

great team chemistry on the wolves kod

Jugdish said...

Sixers get first win; Collins forced to leave at half


Am I the only one still interested in basketball?

/Rev

BLUE said...

doug collins made it through 3.5 games?

Jugdish said...

he had the runs

El Padrino said...

midget lap dances must be awkward

Keef said...

"Lp is boycotting LOV today because of the midget wrestling post."

LP just calls it wrestling

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Keef said...

"WVU games have a fat guy who dances to the YMCA."

Do you have your reader explain the dance?

Keef said...

"dem tits"

Yes dem are

El Padrino said...

wow just wow

Keef said...

Dear Keef As.,
Thank you for taking the BCS Clues Challenge. Unfortunately, due to our limited quantity you will not be able to receive the complimentary Maxim subscription.

Please click here for a special offer available only to those people who won the BCS Clues Challenge.




BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

misty rain is the worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

was that weather comment or is that your least favorite porn star? NS

Keef said...

is that a porn star?

Keef said...

i2i

Keef said...

I'm getting too many gray hairs. I wish I suffered from Alopecia universalis

El Padrino said...

"was that weather comment or is that your least favorite porn star? NS"

porn

although i dont really care for the weather today and it's raining in a misty like fashion

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarityt

"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

El Padrino said...

wava

El Padrino said...

banned happy meals, san fran is communist land i guess

El Padrino said...

im off tw

dance

tem said...

you're going to dance tomorrow?

tem said...

you know how i know you're gay?

El Padrino said...

dance = happy cuz im off

El Padrino said...

"Chipotle will be one of the first businesses to partner with Facebook Deals, a new check-in based feature of Facebook that's sort of a Foursquare/Groupon mashup. On November 13 and 14, those who show they've checked in at the burrito chain will receive a special buy one, get one free deal."

too bad i dont have time for that shit

Jugdish said...

too bad i dont have time for that shit


you'll change your tune when OG offers the same thing

El Padrino said...

lets say you can destroy, forever, 5 things in this world (not cities)

like people, places or things

one of those places i'd destroy is og

tem said...

"lets say you can destroy, forever, 5 things in this world (not cities)"

skip bayless
woody paige
rick reilly
Dave Matthews
mayonaise

Jugdish said...

mayonaise


^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

mayo is awful

Jugdish said...

Sparky died

El Padrino said...

dammit

Jugdish said...

His head fell off!

Yeah, he was pretty old.

/Keef

El Padrino said...

"George Lee "Sparky" Anderson (February 22, 1934 – November 4, 2010)"

damn wiki is mad fast

Keef said...

"skip bayless
woody paige
rick reilly
Dave Matthews
mayonaise"

Dave Matthews fo sho. I have to think about the rest of the list, but hsil might be on it

tem said...

wiki had that in there yesterday.

wiki knows.

tem said...

i am sas that hsil ranks higher on the kill list than csil.

Jugdish said...

but hsil might be on it



wait until she pays you back that rent money

Keef said...

LeBron misses practice with deep shin bruise


How deep is your shin?

Keef said...

"i am sas that hsil ranks higher on the kill list than csil."


I can deal with csil if she's sober, ahik*.
hsil is a spoiled whiny brat. NS. Every time I'm around her she is whining about something like a little 5 year old. When they were over for dinner on Sunday her mom said something about going over to Cali this weekend to visit their dad because he's living over there part time for business and hsil is going to Vegas this weekend and whines "Awwwww, I want to go. I don't want to go to Vegas, I want to visit daddy with you. This sucks"

Keef said...

Every time I'm around her she whines about something.

Keef said...

"wait until she pays you back that rent money"


LP will have better luck seeing that beer from h

tem said...

maybe you bring out the whine in her

tem said...

it is only a matter of time before hsil finds a dude and he abuses her.

maybe he hits her maybe he doesn't, but he will use her, chew her up and spit her out.

Keef said...

"maybe you bring out the whine in her"


She also whined because I wouldn't open a new bottle of wine for her.

tem said...

he'll be nice to her. get in her pants. then turn on her and just make her feel worthless.

then she'll stop doing everything, including whining.

tem said...

"She also whined because I wouldn't open a new bottle of wine for her."

she can't open the box?

Jugdish said...

maybe you bring out the whine in her


everytime we mention hsil keef whines about her whining about something


s


but ns


but also s

Keef said...

"maybe he hits her maybe he doesn't, but he will use her, chew her up and spit her out."

I hope this doesn't happen because she'll be on the phone 24/7 with cmk

Jugdish said...

she can't open the box?


chuckle

Jugdish said...

she can't open the box?



it was in the new whine* fridge

Keef said...

"everytime we mention hsil keef whines about her whining about something"


I'm not whining. I'm woeing.

Keef said...

When I say she whines, I don't mean she just complains. I mean she really whines, like a child

tem said...

hsil is just a simpson's episode.

Keef said...

"she can't open the box?"

That was funny

tem said...

a dick in her mouth would stop the whining.

Keef said...

She doesn't like opening the box, apparently

Jugdish said...

she's taking it slow with the box

Keef said...

"hsil is just a simpson's episode."


Maybe that's why I don't like her

Todd Packer said...

mayonaise


^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

adults that whine are the worse

Keef said...

nothing wrong with mayo

Keef said...

I don't eat white condiments

/lp

Todd Packer said...

"nothing wrong with mayo"

eteo

BLUE said...

OJ mayo?

El Padrino said...

you coulda opened up the wine keef, jeez, nazi

Todd Packer said...

"lets say you can destroy, forever, 5 things in this world (not cities)"

mayo
ny yankees
jimmy buffet
all mannings
sg

O-H-I-O said...

Dave Matthews fo sho.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



-well, either him or the entire Eagles; I'd take either

O-H-I-O said...

anyone see South Park last night?


Their takeoff on Lebron's Nike ad was spectacular (ns)

BLUE said...

"Their takeoff on Lebron's Nike ad was spectacular (ns)"

that was from a simpsons episode

BLUE said...

""lets say you can destroy, forever, 5 things in this world (not cities)""

NYC
Boston
Philly
LA
Mexico

O-H-I-O said...

cmkod last night: I like that Lebron commercial, why does everyone hate him?

cmkod after yesterday's southpark (and a little further explaining about The Decision): Lebron's an idiot, I hate him

El Padrino said...

i wonder if i sais cities how many of you fools would destroy nyc and boston, like 90% of you would

goddamn terrorists

Keef said...

"you coulda opened up the wine keef, jeez, nazi"


They were getting ready to leave soon and she would have only had a glass. I'm not opening a bottle so she can have 1 more glass

tem said...

keith is stingy

Keef said...

It's not like I said she couldn't have any wine. I said she couldn't have any more wine

Keef said...

"keith is stingy"


With people that owe me shit and axe for more shit, yes

tem said...

keith you weren't supposed to cut her off.

you're supposed to call 911, then call your boss and let him know you were there.

tem said...

keith is learning about in-laws.

Keef said...

"keith is learning about in-laws."

I already learnt. The parents in law are grate, no problems at all. Bil is cool. It's the 2 sil that drive me cuckoo

El Padrino said...

T"hey were getting ready to leave soon and she would have only had a glass. I'm not opening a bottle so she can have 1 more glass"

why, you can drink some or save it for tomorrow

you said no cuz you WANTED to hear her wine*

El Padrino said...

my in-laws suck and hsielp sucks sometimes

Keef said...

"why, you can drink some or save it for tomorrow"

I'll take the bait. I don't drink wine so I would be wasting a bottle so she can have 1 more glass, in addition to the 3 or 4 she already had. I don't like hearing her whine, but I like saying no to her because everyone gives her whatever she wants

Keef said...

she's a 22 y/o spoiled brat

tem said...

**I'll take the bait. I don't drink wine so I would be wasting a bottle so she can have 1 more glass, in addition to the 3 or 4 she already had. I don't like hearing her whine, but I like saying no to her because I like being an as.


*fixed

tem said...

hsil bait is to keef like airplane bait is to el pad.

El Padrino said...

"I don't like hearing her whine, but I like saying no to her because everyone gives her whatever she wants"

subliminally these reads that you like to hear her wine

El Padrino said...

why dont you drink wine?

taste?

El Padrino said...

or are you a jesus freak now

Keef said...

Yes, I'm a jesus freak

Keef said...

What does that even mean?

Keef said...

I am still trying to acquire a taste for wine. Every now and then I'll have a glass with dinner, but I'm not going to randomly have a glass on a Monday night

Keef said...

"subliminally these reads that you like to hear her wine"


put the mat down.

Keef said...

Now I'm done. TMHSILT

Todd Packer said...

wine sucks

El Padrino said...

"but I'm not going to randomly have a glass on a Monday night"

dont judge me

El Padrino said...

wine sucks

said the irish man

tem said...

el pad likes dance and wine.

O-H-I-O said...

"or are you a jesus freak now"


Jesus liked his wine...Christians are a drinkin' people; I think you mean a Mohammad freak

O-H-I-O said...

wine sucks


^^^^^^^^^


said the irish man

-and the Sweed/Irish

Jugdish said...

wine sucks



im not a fan either, but ill drink it if that's all that is available.

Jugdish said...

or if keef will give me another glass.

Jugdish said...

kEEEeeeeeEEEfff...can i have some more wine?????

/hsilok

O-H-I-O said...

"Those who wanted Congress to reauthorize extended unemployment insurance this summer often assumed that Democrats who opposed the benefits were just posing as deficit hawks to impress voters during an election year.

If that was their intention, it didn't work. Of the 11 Democrats who opposed reauthorizing benefits at the beginning of July, eight are goners.

Sixteen Democrats joined Republicans in blocking extended jobless aid in a suspension vote the previous day. Thirteen of them will not be back next year"


IN YOU FACE and good riddance

Jugdish said...

::crocodile tears::

/keef

El Padrino said...

wine is delicious if your doing it right

El Padrino said...

what do i know, there isnt an alcoholic beverage i dont drink

tem said...

how long is unemployment, like 99 weeks?

how long do people want unemployment for?

tem said...

el pad loves him some zima

Jugdish said...

as long as they can get it

Jugdish said...

has Lp ever been iced?

El Padrino said...

boldin or TO

my wr's are sick

El Padrino said...

back up the train for a minute

no ice, zime, bartles and james, seagrams or any other wine cooler/lemonade shittin drink

El Padrino said...

"how long do people want unemployment for?"

democrats want it for like 10 years

O-H-I-O said...

how long is unemployment, like 99 weeks?


-usually it's 26; but they've kept extending it b/c of the recession

O-H-I-O said...

"democrats want it for like 10 years"


no....that's welfare

El Padrino said...

"Arthur Chi’en, an Emmy Award winning reporter whose career will be forever marred for once cursing on the air, was pulled off a float by a clown while covering NYC’s Halloween Day Parade and suffered a broken face."



i laughed out loud when i read this

El Padrino said...

you see this crazy shit

O-H-I-O said...

"Painted by many as the anti-LeBron, Kevin Durant, no matter the intention people have with the comparison, isn't always comfortable with that head-to-head matchup in relative humbleness...

Agent Aaron Goodwin] said Durant struggles with the constant praise he gets for being humble. "It's a heck of a burden for him to have, because he's a naturally good kid, a humble kid, and it's not an act," Goodwin said. "With people focusing on that, I think it's a little hard for him."


-funny to hear a star player's insecurities get addressed so directly (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

why was beff at the cowboy game

El Padrino said...

now that's a costume

El Padrino said...

drunk horny texas girl

the best

Keef said...

"dont judge me"

Had nothing to do with you, aitch

El Padrino said...

Visit Mexico!

Keef said...

"-and the Sweed/Irish"


now your* just doing it on purpose

BLUE said...

i like wine

El Padrino said...

i pod still missing

really pissed now

Jugdish said...

gollum took it

El Padrino said...

fucking annihilate him

El Padrino said...

im here til 6, entertain me

Beth said...

Too bad you don't have an iPod to entertain yourself with.

El Padrino said...

i got something much bigger though

Beth said...

You can entertain yourself with your stomach?

El Padrino said...

what should i do now that my mother is on facebook?

i should tell her to get off right?

Beth said...

Tell her she doesn't have time for that shit.

Todd Packer said...

did ep just say he was going to tell his mom to "get off"?

El Padrino said...

cuz now she sees updates from cmep, im gonna tell cmep to de-friend her or whatever it means to block sum one

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did ep just say he was going to tell his mom to "get off"?'

thats how i read it, told her to go fuck herself

Jugdish said...

Too bad you don't have an iPod to entertain yourself with.

chuckle

Jugdish said...

buffalo wild wings tonight...suite

El Padrino said...

"did ep just say he was going to tell his mom to "get off"?'

thats how i read it, told her to go fuck herself"

this is disgusting

BLUE said...

"what should i do now that my mother is on facebook?

i should tell her to get off right?"


EP: Yo Ma...why you lookin at that facebook thing...dontchya know that twitter is da bomb

Jugdish said...

@ElPsMomma

Keef said...

"what should i do now that my mother is on facebook?"


Suite, now we can read cmlp's & momlp's updates

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

Olice Garden

cmep likes this

Jugdish said...

olive


dammit

Keef said...

I don't like Anthony's sauce either.

/LP's mom



interesting

Keef said...

"i pod still missing

really pissed now"

Dude at your work is sitting on the shitter with your paper & ipod.
IN YOU FACE

JFreak said...

Uh Oh Auburn

Jugdish said...

i got something much bigger though



Lp has the ipod shuffle

Keef said...

Just drove past a Dodge Stealth that was pulled over and it had those fucking doors that flip up when you open them

O-H-I-O said...

"now your* just doing it on purpose"


-nodding; it's how us Sweeds roll

Jugdish said...

Just drove past a Dodge Stealth that was pulled over and it had those fucking doors that flip up when you open them


i want to get those on the aveo

/mize

Look at me!!!! said...

"Dear Keef As.,
Thank you for taking the BCS Clues Challenge. Unfortunately, due to our limited quantity you will not be able to receive the complimentary Maxim subscription.

Please click here for a special offer available only to those people who won the BCS Clues Challenge.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

No kidding. Spiff is no longer member of the month.

Look at me!!!! said...

"LP will have better luck seeing that beer from h"

Jokes like this are why I just can't send him the beer. I'd miss them.

Keef said...

h, switch your name/pic to Look, the gym works

O-H-I-O said...

oh, they won't stop after you send it

BLUE said...

ouch keith...ouch

Keef said...

"oh, they won't stop after you send it"

^^^^^^^

kod beat me to it

Keef said...

I'm not gonna lie, I miss zeke's musk

O-H-I-O said...

yeah, sucks that Zeke quit


although, he did that before and came back out of the blue; who knows

Keef said...

I'll be there for you
These 5 words I sear to you
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
I'll be there for youuuuuu

Keef said...

swear

O-H-I-O said...

DIDNT MEAN TO MISS YOUR BIRTHDAY BABY; I WISH ID SEEN YOU BLOW THOSE CANDLES OOOOUTTT

Keef said...

I don't mind you coming here
and wasting all my time time

Keef said...

bold

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