Thursday, November 18, 2010

Jug is sick...woe

Sore throats suck!

So it looks like everyone is on board with New Orleans for the LOV Summit II.

Pat Summit?!?! Suite!!

/Freak


Is it too early to try and pin down a weekend next year? If so, I'm proposing late August like we did this year.

Tiger is doing interviews now since its been a year he got beat with his own golf club. His interviews are horribly boring, but then again, he has been asked the same questions by everyone over the course of the last year. I can't blame him for not being entertaining. Besides, he's not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe. Oh Tiger said he enjoys making mac and cheese with his kids and taking them shopping. No way he is doing those things, Consuela is.

Tomorrow is the football picks column, since there is a game tonight Lp was nice enough to email me his pick for that game to include on my column today...here it is:

"Chicago +1.5 over Miami. Thursday night footyball makes me want to take a nap inside Kim K's vag. I'm starting to think this Bears team mite be for realz you. Their D is solid and even Steve thinks their special teams are special. Their offense has been shakey, but Cutler makes some throws that make me cum in my pants. Chad squared is out for the season, I'll take the Bears."

158 comments:

tem said...

August 13 I have a wedding to go to. Not mine.

Jugdish said...

yours may be the following weekend

Beth said...

LOV Summit at Tem's wedding.

Done and done.

Jugdish said...

rev is under the impression that vick is unstoppable and that the Giants should be scared.

rev probably kicked a dog on the way to work this morning because of his Vick fever

El Padrino said...

"I'm starting to think this Bears team mite be for realz you."

Y S, J?

El Padrino said...

jug has cutler chills

El Padrino said...

vick talk is great, best thing that coulda happened to giants last week was a humbling home loss followed by a philly blowout

giants get to see philly's best game on tape and stew over a loss and hear how great philly is with vick

gonna be a suite game

El Padrino said...

tyler thigpen is the truth jug

Jugdish said...

Y S, J?


you wrote that

El Padrino said...

essay

Jugdish said...

Y S, J?



and in reality...I didn't expect the Bears to be good this year. I really like their defense and special teams play like "you" wrote. Their offense needs a lot of work. With that said all their losses have been close games, no blowouts...however their schedule is about to get tougher. I think because of their D and special teams they can hang with any team, which gives them a chance.

El Padrino said...

bears are a 9 win team

BLUE said...

the bears lost to the lions at home...nuff said

Jugdish said...

the bears lost to the lions at home...nuff said


/mize


fixed

tem said...

"LOV Summit at Tem's wedding.

Done and done."


i doubt any of you want to go to North Dakota. Except maybe Kod and Meiz.

tem said...

"rev is under the impression that vick is unstoppable and that the Giants should be scared."

rev is also under the impression that anything is edible if you put enough cheez whiz on it.

Beth said...

OK, which LOV'er is going to be the one who tries to pull this off?

BLUE said...

i did that already...with my penis

BLUE said...

nevermind, now that comment looks really gay

BLUE said...

how dumb are chicks to think that a plastic surgeon would give breast exams in a bar?

Beth said...

"how dumb are chicks to think that a plastic surgeon would give breast exams in a bar?"

That's the beauty of the plan, dumber chicks usually have the biggest boobs.

(mostly s, partly not)

BLUE said...

same with dicks...dumber guys have smaller dicks...right steve?

BLUE said...

i guess that's the opposite, not the same

tem said...

steve is black so his penis has to be big. its science.

BLUE said...

does that outweigh the dumb?

Jugdish said...

yes

/beth

Beth said...

See I think dumber guys have bigger penises actually, something about how it drains more blood from their brain when they get excited which causes them to be dumb.

So Steve must be huge then.

Jugdish said...

don't mess with texas

Beth said...

"yes

/beth"

I've never actually been with a black guy. (ns) Not something I've planned but just never happened.

I wonder if any LOV guys have been with black women. For some reason I'd think Kod has been (but definitely not blhitler).

Jugdish said...

So Steve must be huge then.


I'm huge for you, Beth.

/steve

El Padrino said...

"I wonder if any LOV guys have been with black women. For some reason I'd think Kod has been (but definitely not blhitler)."


half

Beth said...

"half"

Premature ejaculation, got it.

Jugdish said...

I wonder if any LOV guys have been with black women. For some reason I'd think Kod has been (but definitely not blhitler).


does sleeping with my slaves count?

/blue

El Padrino said...

Premature ejaculation, got it.


funny

El Padrino said...

she was half black and half white, real hood rat, she actually lived in a house though, her bed was mad noisy

















and she was my cousin

s

tem said...

old topic, but black cougars scare me.

tem said...

sitting at a bar, with some older black lady eyeing you up. they can smell the fear. i know it.

tem said...

they are real aggressive too, especially when drunk.

ass grabbing, junk grabbing, anything they can get their hands on.

white cougars will just show you skin. they'll show more boob or bend over in front of you.

Jugdish said...

i'd destroy oprah

/lp

El Padrino said...

good point tem that's true

El Padrino said...

i'd destroy oprah

/lp

marry, marry oprah

fuck, tyra banks
marry, oprah
kill, michelle obama

tem said...

white cougar will accidentally bump her ass into your hand.

black cougar will rip your pants off.

Beth said...

And black panthers are even more dangerous.

El Padrino said...

"Bird flu is back in Hong Kong"


hide yo wife, hide yo kids

El Padrino said...

ISWYDT beth

El Padrino said...

south park was hilarious last night

like one of the best ever

tem said...

can't be too dangerous if you never slept with one.

El Padrino said...

they spoofed food network and the shake weight

tem said...

greg oden....haha....sad story really, but hahah....actually for a 50yr old he has done quite well.

El Padrino said...

all the south park videos in one place from last nights episode

tem said...

did south park spoof glee already? if not they are overdue.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NY man ordered to pay @Beachbody $2.15 million for selling pirated @P90X DVDs. P90X is a $200 million brand"

condolences EP

El Padrino said...

that the randy couture thing?

El Padrino said...

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Keef said...

"rev is under the impression that vick is unstoppable and that the Giants should be scared."


rev is being a weasel, too

Keef said...

"See I think dumber guys have bigger penises actually, something about how it drains more blood from their brain when they get excited which causes them to be dumb."


LP always talking about how giant his dong is

El Padrino said...

aja

El Padrino said...

keef's how cmkeef?

everything ok thus far (other than the moody shit)

Keef said...

Yeah she's good. She just complains all the time about her feet swelling. But otherwise, good. How's cmlp

Keef said...

when you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

Keef said...

tem
wava is playing right now

I ♥ nuts said...

"all the south park videos in one place from last nights episode"

looks very funny... gotta catch that episode

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Chad proposed to Evelyn -- his GF of 4 months -- today in Cincinnati. She had flown in from Miami just yesterday to visit. "

antoine walkers ex wife

ochocinco better get that prenup, aint sayin she a gold digga

her tits

her ass

Keef said...

yay spiff

Keef said...

never trust a chick with butterflies lined up and down her back

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Floyd Mayweather would beat Manny Pacquiao because the styles that African-American fighters -- and I mean, black fighters from the streets or the inner cities -- would be successful," said Hopkins.

Pacquaio fought and defeated Joshua Clottey of Ghana earlier this year, but Hopkins discounted that win, saying "Clottey is 'black,' but not a 'black boxer' from the states with a slick style."

Keef said...

clottey is haitian, not black

/lp

El Padrino said...

"How's cmlp"

good, tired alot

El Padrino said...

damn ocho is in love
dont blame him

El Padrino said...

but he betta slow down, that ho aint marriage material

Keef said...

The chick that won 85's reality show was pretty hot. Wonder what happened w/ her

BLUE said...

he banged her

Spaceman Spiff said...

americas sexiest bartender according to playboy

another pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont think they looked that hard

El Padrino said...

but her face

Keef said...

terrible face

Keef said...

You know what's unsuiteened?? csil is going out this weekend to look at houses and she's looking around our neighborhood

tem said...

"tem
wava is playing right now"

i know, but thanks for the heads up

tem said...

csil is gonna move in down the street and let hsil stay with her

tem said...

is your buddy still with csil? if he is then he is in too deep now. he'll have to temgage her.

tem said...

davidson is rockin the 0-17 from 3pt range right now. i hope they don't heat up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Panthers confirmed their starting QB on Sunday vs. the Ravens will be Brian St. Pierre, who signed with Carolina this week."

jeebus

El Padrino said...

jesus everyone owns houses

tem said...

outside of NYC it is quite common to own your house.

tem said...

NYC kind of sucks so nobody wants to own there

El Padrino said...

NYC kind of sucks so nobody wants to own there

yeah that's it

tem said...

glad you finally admit it

Beth said...

"jesus everyone owns houses"

Which is kind of silly considering we're so close to tent city time.

Jugdish said...

i own a house and a tent...I'm covered either way

tem said...

that's just a simpson's episode.

Beth said...

"I'm covered either way"

No pun intended I hope.

BLUE said...

king felix wins al cy young

El Padrino said...

good, fuck carsten

Jugdish said...

good work blue

BLUE said...

i've done that...not the bitch part, but the pointing out errors on a resume to people

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

im going to the airport to get groped

El Padrino said...

i want my balls jingled

Jugdish said...

take it slow

Jugdish said...

100

Beth said...

You know how they call a female TSA person to pat down a female flyer? I wonder if they call a midget TSA rep for EP...

Jugdish said...

chuckle

tem said...

i doubt they even see him walk through. he is well below eye level.

Jugdish said...

if he is flying, don't they make the little ones check in with a flight attendant?

Keef said...

"is your buddy still with csil? if he is then he is in too deep now. he'll have to temgage her."

No, they broke up around New Years

Keef said...

she's with a guy now who just foreclosed on his house and has no ambition

Keef said...

"jesus everyone owns houses"

Not sure if hers will be a "house", per say. She's approved for like $85k

Keef said...

"good work blue"

That's not me. The word I would of* used would start with an N

/blitler

Keef said...

that most* of* been someone else

/kod

Jugdish said...

That's not me. The word I would of* used would start with an N


nerfherder?

/mize

Beth said...

"She's approved for like $85k"

That wouldn't even buy a closet in NYC!!

/ep

Keef said...

You come across as a spoiled, snotty little ‘bitch’ and I believe you probably needed to hear that for a long time."



I should email that to hsil

tem said...

"she's with a guy now who just foreclosed on his house and has no ambition"

awesome.

tem said...

just post it on the blog keef

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna leave soon

Keef said...

we'll be ok

El Padrino said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

footyball tonight

suite

El Padrino said...

just remembered after misremembering

Keef said...

yeah, the team you have a boner for is playing

El Padrino said...

jug i got the fins

tem said...

"i got the fins" sounds like something you should see a doctor about.

tem said...

call in sick tomorrrow...."sorry boss, i've got the fins"

Keef said...

"jug i got the fins"

baseball season is over

/LP

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

That wouldn't even buy a closet in NYC!! but it will pay off most of my cc debt

/ep

fixed

Beth said...

good fix

Keef said...

my baby don't mess around
because she loves me so
and this I know fo sho

Keef said...

Woods: I'm a happier person now


Yeah, getting laid is overrated

/yug

tem said...

damn hockey penalties

Jugdish said...

is the nfl network on comcast?

Keef said...

check here

Mize said...

Goddman poor old fart from jury doody this week.

Mize said...

Probably gonna order some new blades for the auger pretty soon. Hopefully, it'll be suite.

Keef said...

boss lady gave me a $50 amex gift card and a bottle of wine today.

eow

I can't lift my arm said...

New Orleans in August is probably gonna be pretty wram huh?

Mize said...

"New Orleans in August is probably gonna be pretty wram huh?"

Humid as fuck.

Keef said...

relax, woe bros.

Mize said...

We don't live in a tropical location like you southern folks do.

Keef said...

yeah Phoenix is like a tropical rainforest

I can't lift my arm said...

"I wonder if any LOV guys have been with black women."

Nope

I can't lift my arm said...

"old topic, but black cougars scare me"

Didn't scar Jug at the Summit

Mize said...

href="http://www.thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=53024&REMEMBER=checked>link

Mize said...

I am a failure.

Mize said...

Its fucking cold here

I can't lift my arm said...

"relax, woe bros."

Not unfunny. But I was legitimately asking a question. Never been to New Orleans in the summer. Don't know how bad it is.

I can't lift my arm said...

"I am a failure."

Admitting it is the first step...

Keef said...

Tony Sparano wears sunglasses at night

Keef said...

work time

I can't lift my arm said...

Have a good night at wrok Keef. NS.

I ♥ nuts said...

"relax, woe bros."

woe bros. is funny

I can't lift my arm said...

Quiet, old man. Don't encourage him.

I ♥ nuts said...

as. doesn't need encouragement

Jugdish said...

El Padrino said...
jug i got the fins

November 18, 2010 5:07 PM



you should have stuck with your original pick in the post

Jugdish said...

Not unfunny. But I was legitimately asking a question. Never been to New Orleans in the summer. Don't know how bad it is.



it'll be warmer than you're used to...

Jugdish said...

not a fan of these trials

I can't lift my arm said...

I'm still in though. I love New Orleans

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