Monday, November 01, 2010

It's November already???

Labron* would do the decision differently now

The Bangles* still suck.

LOV sucks sometimes.

Bert looks good when he's bleeding.

Boise keeps falling. Good.

That's all. Good post, freak.

Go comment.

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Beth said...

I guess 2 congrats are in order from me today.

First, congrats to Tem for winning the LOV suicide pool. I shoulda known better than to pick the J-E-T-S.

Second, congrats to TP for UF edging out UGA. It was a close and exciting game between 2 slightly better than average teams. UF is just lucky that Rainey rehabilitated himself in time for this game. (s) Just let me know TP when you have my name and pic picked out.

El Padrino said...

Yes it's november already.

El Padrino said...

not for nothing but my kid is fucking adorable

BLUE said...

the legarrette blount run at the end of th game yesterday was fricken awesome

El Padrino said...

and i held him for weeks but had to drop him

Todd Packer said...

"the legarrette blount run at the end of th game yesterday was fricken awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

when a 260 pound dude jumps completely over a grown man and never breaks stride, that's athletic

El Padrino said...

go jets!

Todd Packer said...

"It was a close and exciting game between 2 slightly better than average teams."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

this cowboy situation is awesome but now i fear jones will throw a bag of cash at Cowher and that is not awesome

El Padrino said...

mcnabb

burn

El Padrino said...

when you get pulled for rex grossman shit just got real homie

El Padrino said...

waiting for the race card to be pulled......

El Padrino said...

does shanny have one of those floating eyes that sean payton has?

Todd Packer said...

"go jets!"

don't worry about the jets... just keep your mind on eli's elite wizard sleeve

Todd Packer said...

Beth, name/pic:

Time To Die

Todd Packer said...

i'm not sure why richt decided to play for OT when UGA got the ball with 49 seconds left and 1 TO... i thought for sure he would throw it a few times and try to get in FG range

El Padrino said...

good call Brian Kelly

(and keef)

Time To Die said...

"i'm not sure why richt decided to play for OT when UGA got the ball with 49 seconds left and 1 TO... i thought for sure he would throw it a few times and try to get in FG range"

I'm guessing he was afraid of Murray throwing a bad interception, kinda like the one in OT.

Time To Die said...

And man, the heat on Richt is pretty high today. If UGA loses to Auburn (a given I think) and Tech (who knows at this point), they will end with a losing record and won't be bowl eligible. The heat then will be incredible.

Todd Packer said...

"If UGA loses to Auburn (a given I think)"


i think they will beat auburn

ns

Time To Die said...

Here's an email from a friend of mine after the game to a bunch of people. She's a HUGE UGA fan and a graduate of there. Although as she's a woman she tends to be a bit dramatic. (ns)

"Could Mark Reicht act like he gives a damn? Funny that Willie Martinez took all the blame for a mediocre season and was the scapegoat for this soul less man. Who is he going to blame now for his lack of passion and his lack of leadership. A real man would admit to his lack of ability to motivate and discipline his team and LEAVE while the school can find some dignity."

Harsh, a bit much I think.

Time To Die said...

Well they do usually play Auburn tough, but Cam is Burton times 100 and they couldn't stop Burton.

El Padrino said...

damn woman take thier bulldogs serious

Todd Packer said...

"I'm guessing he was afraid of Murray throwing a bad interception, kinda like the one in OT."

murray was on fire on the 2 previous drives... should of* let him throw to green a few times... btw, i think murray is a solid qb... have not watched many uga games this year and thought he suckt* because of their record

El Padrino said...

beth did you wear a slutty costume yesterday?

El Padrino said...

see bush's throw?

that's a man

El Padrino said...

driving an ATV with one hand strolls up to the mound and fires a strike

obama throws like a damn 9 year old girl

Todd Packer said...

"Could Mark Reicht act like he gives a damn?"

i agree with this a little bit... richt always looks a little too laid back

Todd Packer said...

"driving an ATV with one hand strolls up to the mound and fires a strike"

i don't think W ever made it to the mound... lookt* like he threw from in front of the mound.... maybe he was confused...

... and i think that was a golf cart with big tires (not an atv)

El Padrino said...

pappy and w

El Padrino said...

shut up old man

Todd Packer said...

older george lookt* like he needed someone to change his bag

Time To Die said...

"btw, i think murray is a solid qb"

Oh he's actually been one of their bright spots this year, he's going to be really really good as he gains experience. The first half on Sat (and the OT throw) was the worst he's looked all season by far. Even when they've lost he's played well.

Time To Die said...

"beth did you wear a slutty costume yesterday?"

Why does it have to be a costume for me to dress slutty?

El Padrino said...

"Why does it have to be a costume for me to dress slutty?"

well considering it was all hallows eve i figured you'd get even more grimey

El Padrino said...

Cliff Lee should have started last night, when your down you go with the ace for 4 and 7 no questions asked

Todd Packer said...

"Cliff Lee should have started last night"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

uncle ron dunn fucked up

El Padrino said...

at least the AFC West is back!

Chiefs/Raiders this sunday baby!!!


feel it!

tem said...

rangers think they have a chance to sign lee, otherwise they would have made him pitch until his arm fell off.

tem said...

afc west? fuck that. NFC south!

Bucs/Falcons! First place is on the line!

El Padrino said...

hey assholes,

if you decorate your winder* for halloween (and lawn) expect the kids to ring the bell

douchebags

El Padrino said...

"Bucs/Falcons! First place is on the line!"

bucs will fade, saints still better than both teams

tem said...

bucs might be the worst team to ever sport a 5-2 record.

Time To Die said...

"Bucs/Falcons! First place is on the line!"

I assume we're betting on this game, right tem?

Todd Packer said...

"bucs might be the worst team to ever sport a 5-2 record."

don't tell raheem that

Todd Packer said...

"I assume we're betting on this game, right tem?"

take the bet, tem... florida football teams usually beat up on georgia teams

tem said...

"I assume we're betting on this game, right tem?"

with points yes. whatever the spread ends up being.

Time To Die said...

"with points yes. whatever the spread ends up being"

Fair enough.

Time To Die said...

"take the bet, tem... florida football teams usually beat up on georgia teams"

Mike Smith >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mark Richt

Look at me!!!! said...

"Cliff Lee should have started last night, when your down you go with the ace for 4 and 7 no questions asked"

Wouldn't have mattered if the Rangers' lineup can't hit.

Look at me!!!! said...

I forgot to bet Kod on Pats/Vikes, though I'm not sure he would have taken it.

Look at me!!!! said...

Seats were the worst I've ever had yesterday, but it was still a good time. Only downside is it gets freaking cold in the cheap seats!

Todd Packer said...

" Only downside is it gets freaking cold in the cheap seats"


h is full of woe

/keith

kod said...

"I forgot to bet Kod on Pats/Vikes, though I'm not sure he would have taken it."


shit, I took the Gophs against OSU....I would definitely have bet.


Speaking of....I owe you a week Keith

Look at me!!!! said...

Kod, you sick of Brett Farvre* yet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

blount GIF

guy who whiffs taking out his teammate adds a little to the tremendous hurdling

Spaceman Spiff said...

worst part of the mcnizzle benching was the situation, bring in an ice cold QB to drive the field in 2 minutes just because he theoretically knowns the 2 minute offense, i dont remember grossman actually playing last season

shanny trying to send mcnabb a message, hilarity grossman fumble on the first fucking play blew that plan up, just look like an idiot

Spaceman Spiff said...

moss press conference was fucking suite

Look at me!!!! said...

"Garrard saw it, too. He told me: "It just looked like they weren't into the game like an NFL team should be.'' Said he noticed a "woe-is-me'' attitude among some of your players."

David Garrard thinks the Cowboys are H-like.

El Padrino said...

moss was great

Look at me!!!! said...

"moss press conference was fucking suite"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Don't know what you've got til it's gone

El Padrino said...

"shanny trying to send mcnabb a message"

and the message is we will not renew your contract unless you grasp this offense like any retard (grossman) can

Spaceman Spiff said...

epic QB battle in the kepper between me and keef

El Padrino said...

industructable Ahmad Bradshaw

Spaceman Spiff said...

like mcnabb cares if he gets a new contract offer from the skins, a few teams will want to sign him

Spaceman Spiff said...

'The Rangers have 26 hits in this series; the Giants have scored 26 runs.'

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade as timberlake for halloween

thought it was timberlake for a second, almost had me

El Padrino said...

china sucks

El Padrino said...

"like mcnabb cares if he gets a new contract offer from the skins, a few teams will want to sign him"

not so fast my friend

34, declining skills, black, etc...

also mike shanny and andy reid are pretty good qb coaches and they discarded him like trash

El Padrino said...

"wade as timberlake for halloween"

if i paing myself black i'm racist

goddamn sharpton

kod said...

"Kod, you sick of Brett Farvre* yet?"


I'm just kind of numb towards all the Vikings shit; what a freaking trainwreck

Spaceman Spiff said...

another wade pic

timberlake can say he fucked gabrielle union now

Spaceman Spiff said...

just saying, mcnabb will be signed by someone and start

El Padrino said...

make a prediction, who

and remember luck is gonna be a top 5 pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

lendale tebow

El Padrino said...

he might get signed but he might have to win the job in ST

El Padrino said...

ST = spring training*

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahhahahaa

El Padrino said...

san fran
cleveland
carolina
minny
oakland

that's the short list of teams who have qb issues and the browns drafted mccoy, carolina drafted claussen maybe they need to hold the board a year or so under a guy like mcnizzle

El Padrino said...

i see your point spiff but im just sayin it's not gonna be as easy as you make it sound

once farve dies on the field i figure the vikes might take a looksie at donovan seein how they hate the shit out of tjack

Spaceman Spiff said...

velociraptor rangers chick

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

El Padrino said...

"velociraptor rangers chick"

man i love gif's

El Padrino said...

i'm overhearing this guy behind me fighting on the phone about a fantasy football trade

he keeps yelling (sits 2 desks back)

what are you offering? what are you offering? I need a top 5 receiver back!



easy guy, maybe take this phone call outside...

kod said...

"Oregon and Auburn swapped spots atop the BCS standings and Boise State was passed again, this time by TCU.

The Ducks (8-0) moved into first place for the first time this season, which is interesting but not necessarily important."

-wow, a little perspective shown by the WWL; somewhat shocking

kod said...

"Whatever game plan Wolves coach Kurt Rambis had intended was never executed, prompting claims from Rambis of a lack of professionalism in his players and an alarming assessment from a frustrated Michael Beasley. "I feel like everything we've been working on since training camp went out the window tonight," Beasley said. "As of right now, we're the worst team in the NBA."

-well, at least they made it through 3 games before starting the infighting and finger-pointing.

El Padrino said...

Arizona vs Tampa Bay 3.0 3.0 3.0 3.0 IncorrectTB 38, Ari 35


didn yahoo used to post a push instead of an X mark?

Spaceman Spiff said...

how is that a push

El Padrino said...

im thinking az is the dog, my bad

Keef said...

"nice work keef"


I want that bike

Keef said...

velociraptor chick is creepy

Keef said...

beef stew last night was hdh. Used 1/2 beef broth and 1/2 red wine

El Padrino said...

philly starting to turn on utley, glory

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Saturday night, linebacker Aaron Curry went to dinner with his brother, Eric. A brother he met for the first time that evening, because his mother had given him up for adoption. A brother who just happens to play linebacker for the Cleveland Brown – Eric Barton."

strong genetics

El Padrino said...

"beef stew last night was hdh. Used 1/2 beef broth and 1/2 red wine"

wow, nice

El Padrino said...

"strong genetics"

holy crap

Keef said...

how strong are Donkeykong Suh's hands that he's holding the ball out on his way to the endzone and the WR couldn't knock it out of his hands

Keef said...

"epic QB battle in the kepper between me and keef"

goddman ben

Spaceman Spiff said...

don beebe wasnt walking through that door

Spaceman Spiff said...

ideal situation tonight, foster gets hurt on his first carry, wayne goes 12 rec/180 and 3 TDs, and matt schaub throws to walter and jones all game

El Padrino said...

"WR couldn't knock it out of his hands"


i dont think he even got close to the ball, not sure what he was swiping at

Keef said...

that would not be ideal

Keef said...

I need 73 pts from Schaub, Jones, & Garcon in my $ league

El Padrino said...

do you guys wash your hands before you eat

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

only if they have a step stool by the sink

/ep

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

only if the soap is free

/keith

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

sometimes... but i'm trying to take it slow

/jug

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

only because i have to wash the blood off my hands

/steve (at cracker barrel)

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

only if the bathroom has a mirror, so i can look at myself

/h

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

my reader washes my hands

/tem

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

with the amount of eating i do, there is not enough soap to go around

/rev

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"


i use a dental dam

/beth

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

there is too much cat hair on the soap so i usually pass

/kod

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

i just put socks on my hand before i eat

/freak

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

yes, my mom makes me

/mize

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

i can link some suite* gifs of people washing their hands

/spiff

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

only if hot receptionist is in the bathroom

/blue

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"


i'm older than soap

/tp

Time To Die said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"

Yeah but I usually make a mess cause I'm doing the gator chomp as I wash them.

/tp

Spaceman Spiff said...

great run

Todd Packer said...

"do you guys wash your hands before you eat"


i quit doing that

/zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i dont think he even got close to the ball, not sure what he was swiping at"

he swiped close to the body as if suh had tucked the ball

BLUE said...

broncos suck

BLUE said...

i hope they fire mcdaniels this season

El Padrino said...

outstanding TP

El Padrino said...

"I guess 2 congrats are in order from me today."

what about me

aitch

Keef said...

good soap run

Keef said...

h uses soap on a woep

El Padrino said...

wope

El Padrino said...

ahhahahaaaa

Time To Die said...

Where's jug today? This is too slow commenting even for him.

BLUE said...

jug is going here to do this

El Padrino said...

johnny the sack's fat wife died

El Padrino said...

100 push ups has a book

Keef said...

what's a book?

/LP

Keef said...

doesn't jug have mondays off or something?

El Padrino said...

yeah, he takes the week slow

Spaceman Spiff said...

moss cut

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Breaking: NFL's Michael Lombardi reports that Vikings release Randy Moss.. "

fuck it, pick him up skins

El Padrino said...

randy moss cut

El Padrino said...

dammit!

Spaceman Spiff said...

Moss has released a statement:

"To all the Vikings fans that are coming to the Metrodome, put your 84 jerseys back in, man. It was a fun ride."

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP was just a little jug on that one

tem said...

"what's a book?

/LP"


should that have been /tem?

Keef said...

grosses me out when dirty motherfuckers pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke the 2mm that's left

Spaceman Spiff said...

is there anything that can stop the pats from picking him back up

Keef said...

moss cut

tem said...

"is there anything that can stop the pats from picking him back up"

no

Keef said...

"is there anything that can stop the pats from picking him back up"


O:FB

El Padrino said...

"grosses me out when dirty motherfuckers pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke the 2mm that's left"

homeless

Keef said...

Not just homeless. I see other folk doing that shit, too. Mostly homeless, though

El Padrino said...

gross

kod said...

"grosses me out when dirty motherfuckers pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke the 2mm that's left"


-that's just lazy; you need to grind the remaining tobacco into a pipe and smoke that....much less gross (ns)

-not that I do that...but if I was broke I would

tem said...

well waiver wire could stop moss. other teams with a shittier record get 1st dibs.

El Padrino said...

pshycho

tem said...

bills should pick him up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cowboys might

Keef said...

"-that's just lazy; you need to grind the remaining tobacco into a pipe and smoke that....much less gross (ns)"

those folks don't have that much drive

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz is smoking again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A drunk barman at a game reserve was eaten alive by three lions following a marathon drinking session.
Jan-Friederick Bredenhand, 30, was pulled into the lions' pen by his legs after climbing up a fence pole, and was "ripped to pieces""

awesome

"The wildlife resort's owner, Johnny Janse van Rensburg, had to shoot the animals dead — just two weeks after he bought the business — so cops could recover the victim's remains. "

the fuck? his own fault

El Padrino said...

awesome

El Padrino said...

poor lions

kod said...

"the Minneapolis-St. Paul area has a black unemployment rate of 20.4 percent and a white unemployment rate of 6.6 percent."


Yikes; something definitely wrong there

tem said...

that stat sounds way wrong.

the only blacks there are on the sports teams. their unemployment rate should be low.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yikes; something definitely wrong there"

yup, moss just got cut and chilly still there

Keef said...

I thought there was only whites & muslims in Minneapolis

El Padrino said...

yup, moss just got cut and chilly still there


ha

El Padrino said...

blacks dont work kod

not sure if you are aware of this

Keef said...

There are 5 blacks in Minneapolis and 1 just lost his job. 20% makes sense

BLUE said...

"the Minneapolis-St. Paul area has a black unemployment rate of 20.4 percent and a white unemployment rate of 6.6 percent." "

does that include Randy Moss?

Keef said...

Best costume of the night at the party we went to
LP will love it

El Padrino said...

awesome

real comfortable jeans

El Padrino said...

how did pee wee look?

Keef said...

Pee Wee

El Padrino said...

nice work

Keef said...

This was grate*, too

El Padrino said...

excellent

Keef said...

what did the little wop dress up as?

El Padrino said...

sponge bob girl and ariel the little mermaid

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

kod your name/pic is O-H-I-O

Keef said...

suicide pool is reset

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Authorities say a driver enraged because a 17-year-old boy egged his Mercedes on Halloween fatally shot the prankster in the neck and throat as he tried to run away."

Mize said...

I'm sick today

Keef said...

brutal

Spaceman Spiff said...

fat fuck gets fucked up

vicious gnp

Keef said...

goddamn

Spaceman Spiff said...

big time timmy jim

The Rev said...

Yep, you all wanted that Giants/Rangers series, didn't you?

No real memorable games, overrated pitching matchups, over in 5.

Happy now, you bastards?

Jugdish said...

Happy now, you bastards?



im good with it

Jugdish said...

rev is bitter over the overrated phillies, not the overrated pitching matchups

Jugdish said...

doesn't jug have mondays off or something?



^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"No real memorable games, overrated pitching matchups, over in 5.

Happy now, you bastards?"


Very happy. Unmemorable games against 2 new WS teams >>>>>>>>>>>>>> than anything Philly or NY

Keef said...

Moss cut

Keef said...

sorry about the kepper*, spiff

Keef said...

pushing it

Keef said...

bold

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