Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I really have nothing

I've got nothing today. I could talk about Vince Young, but I don't want to. I could talk about Operation F$#k Miami, but I don't want to. I could talk about how the Blue Jackets are OK apparently, but I don't want to. I could talk about Jimmie Johnson, but I don't want to. There is a lot of not want in me today.

I saw someone today, it was a funny story, but I forgot.

Sometimes when there is a spider in the house I will kill it, but other times I take it outside. I think that might help me if there is an afterlife, but maybe not. Maybe the inconsistency is the killer.

Some guy just walked into my office and set his coffee cup down and then left. I bet he thinks I am going to do work for him. I probably will, but his coffee stinks. Good thing I have a stuffed up nose.

I was going to do a mailbag, but it seems like I have to do work now.

So since it's a holliday week I leave you with this image. It is one of my favorites.


155 comments:

Jugdish said...

that post was better than blue's face

Beth said...

"There is a lot of not want in me today."


Not just today!!

/hot receptionist

El Padrino said...

i dont get how denver can look so good on offense at time but others so awful

El Padrino said...

actually the entire nfl is that erratic

El Padrino said...

cept for the bangles, they are consistently shitty

El Padrino said...

the koreas are fighting again

El Padrino said...

meiz

El Padrino said...

so basically farve cost two men thier jobs and damaged this guy so badly that i'd be shocked if he got another gig anytime soon

El Padrino said...

the nicks injury stings

tem said...

"Not just today!!

/hot receptionist"

hot receptionist knows little about me.

tem said...

"the koreas are fighting again"

i propose a ban on all news like this until they are really fighting.

none of this shoot a couple mortars shit, maybe kill a few people. then go back to business as usual shit.

let me know when they are really going at it and the death toll is above 1,000.

El Padrino said...

yes sir

Beth said...

"hot receptionist knows little about me"

Crap, that was a total blonde moment. I was thinking this was blue's post for some reason even though I know that he does Thursdays.

tem said...

that's ok, its a holliday week and nobody wants to think at all.

tem said...

i gave keef a run for his money in FNFL

I ♥ nuts said...

"have a safe trip to CM tomorrow, tp"

thanks, leaving today at 3:00

I ♥ nuts said...

"i dont get how denver can look so good on offense at time but others so awful"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I ♥ nuts said...

tps does not know my flight time

I ♥ nuts said...

cmtp took back $185 worth of clothes yesterday.... apparently my kids bamboozled me on some items that they didn’t need

I ♥ nuts said...

i told cmtp "it really is better when you do everything".... she replied with a "shut the hell up"

I ♥ nuts said...

probably little to no chance we hook up for a beer, ep, but email me if you have any time.... i'll probably go out to foley's at least once

tem said...

"cmtp took back $185 worth of clothes yesterday.... apparently my kids bamboozled me on some items that they didn’t need"

cmtp = bad cop

I ♥ nuts said...

got in a fight with cmtp last night while packing.... tolt* her she was packing like she was goiing to alaska... i'm not bringing my winter jacket out of spite.... i'll probably freeze

I ♥ nuts said...

"cmtp = bad cop"

no doubt... she hates when i play up the good cop role.

El Padrino said...

"probably little to no chance we hook up for a beer, ep, but email me if you have any time.... i'll probably go out to foley's at least once"

absolutely, it might be easier to just holla at me when you think you'll be at the bar for an hour or so

I ♥ nuts said...

"absolutely, it might be easier to just holla at me when you think you'll be at the bar for an hour or so"

email me your cell number and i'll text you

Keef said...

"that's ok, its a holliday week and nobody wants to think at all."


Matt Holliday?

El Padrino said...

"email me your cell number and i'll text you"

just text me now your email i lost it

347-880-1490

El Padrino said...

"i'll probably freeze"

it's gonna feel cold as shit to you but it's really not cold at all just yet

Keef said...

"347-880-1490"


I'd text you, but I'm out for the rest of the month


s

El Padrino said...

hit me up keef, you're welcome to my insights away from lov

ns

El Padrino said...

jesus, beth control yourself i'm married

you can't text me stuff like that (keep em coming)

























S

Jugdish said...

hit me up keef, you're welcome to my insights away from lov



keef will charge you a dime per text

BLUE said...

denver is just awful

BLUE said...

i love how they show how creative their blocking scheme can be...and the next pass play orton gets sacked by an unblocked dude.


maybe keep the blocking scheme simple

BLUE said...

it's almost tebow time...i can feel it.

Keef said...

csil put an offer on a place 1 mile from us. At least it's not in our neighborhood, I guess

Spaceman Spiff said...

free throw attempts
heat: 38
Pacers: 13

final score
Pacers: 93
heat: 77

hilarity







points in the paint
Pacers: 38
heat: 18

bosh!

Jugdish said...

csil put an offer on a place 1 mile from us. At least it's not in our neighborhood, I guess


you should outbid her

Keef said...

how long before Riley takes over as coach?

Spaceman Spiff said...

finally watched the next iron chef finale, canora style doesnt fit, he should never have been in the final, no chance

if they were scored and not just voted on, would have been an embarrassing blowout

gook tsai would have done better in that environment

El Padrino said...

gook tsai would have done better in that environment

agree 100%

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how long before Riley takes over as coach?"

not long

Spaceman Spiff said...

michael symon says not to brine your turkey

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If Colt McCoy is out, Jake Delhomme is ready"

to throw some picks

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron is heated about this poor start

Keef said...

Stupid haircut


keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug have someone email this to cgjitisw

tem said...

jug tapped that ass didn't he?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

why arent you up is this

BLUE said...

outrageous awesome links so far today

El Padrino said...

i dont flip dough i just consume

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Report: Victor Martinez leaves Boston Red Sox for Detroit Tigers"

O:FB

El Padrino said...

victor martinez, Tigers

BLUE said...

victor!!!!!!!!

should have been a rockie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Michael Brea, an actor who had roles on "Ugly Betty" and "Step-Up 3-D," was arrested in Brooklyn, New York early Tuesday, after police say he "held his mother hostage and then murdered her with a samurai sword while screaming Bible passages.
The body of 55-year-old Yannick Brea "was found badly hacked, decapitated and stabbed multiple times in another room.""

Spaceman Spiff said...

latest griffin highlight

block then a dunk

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, by latest i meant last season

BLUE said...

blake griffin is insane...he'll be on the heat by the end of the year

BLUE said...

i think that's the dunk where he broke his kneecap or whatever he did.


you can see him grimace in pain after the dunk

Spaceman Spiff said...

millen all over steve young last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo chat is live

tem said...

millen has no idea what goes on anywhere, ever.

Spaceman Spiff said...

an arm the size of a body

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug, victor turned down more money/yr from the white sox

tem said...

because he can't understand what ozzie is saying.

El Padrino said...

meetings from 1-4

El Padrino said...

had no clue j crew was worth 3 billion

pegged that wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So it's either one of those 2 feelings for him right now. I continue to think he should have picked the Knicks. he would have owned New York."

stings EPs nostrils

El Padrino said...

"So it's either one of those 2 feelings for him right now. I continue to think he should have picked the Knicks. he would have owned New York."

stings EPs nostrils"

fuck him, he's never gonna win

El Padrino said...

see the jeter offer?

15MM until he's 40

El Padrino said...

giants acquired WR Clayton

tem said...

michael, john, mark?

El Padrino said...

how and why does a football player have this?

El Padrino said...

Mike

Jugdish said...

3 douchebags on the wwl page

El Padrino said...

oh no they didnt

see WWL front page pic of simmons

lol

Jugdish said...

jug, victor turned down more money/yr from the white sox

odd...i think chicago has a better team and detroit, the city, sucks

Jugdish said...

Can we officially call The Miz the biggest star to ever come out of the Real World/Road Rules/Inferno era after he won the WWE Title last night?



Mize?

tem said...

i have no idea who/what the miz is

tem said...

sounds like meiz jizz to me.

like when he explodes on some chicks face she got the miz.

Jugdish said...

cubs chick got the miz

Jugdish said...

it still cracks me up when sg calls big ben white mamba

Keef said...

"millen has no idea what goes on anywhere, ever."

Yeah he was announcing the tosu/iowa game. I can't take anything he says seriously, he's such a moron

Keef said...

It's hilarity when Jay Mohr hosts Rome show & he has multiple callers talking over each other

Keef said...

Go get some, Rev

Beth said...

I think this is actually a big improvement.

BLUE said...

millen was hilarious the other night.

actual quote talking about the bears "what this team needs is a big reciever, a big-time guy who can go up and get the ball"

I was waiting for Theisman to say "like Mike Williams, or Charles Rogers, maybe Roy williams?"

BLUE said...

Later in the game they had the camera on Rod Marinelli and Matt Millen kept talking about he was the greatest coach he's ever been around, a great motivator, men would literally give their lives for him.

was waiting for theisman to say "i guess that 0-16 thing was a fluke"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I think this is actually a big improvement."

yea it was, huge. she's usually meh

tem said...

curls are for the country fans.

straight hair is for the pop fans.

tem said...

she rocked straight hair before when doing the "i'm a pop star too" stuff.

Jugdish said...

straight hair is for the pop fans.



i call it soda


s

BLUE said...

you guys suck

BLUE said...

hey sports guy, do you need any food service supplies, i got your back

/mize

Jugdish said...

O:FM

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yahoo! Sports, citing an industry source, reports the Yankees have offered free-agent SP Cliff Lee a six-year, $140 million contract but that Lee is holding out for a seventh year. Neither side would confirm the numbers to Yahoo!'s Tim Brown. The $23.3 million average cited in Brown's report is slightly higher than the $23 million per season that the Yankees gave SP CC Sabathia in the 2008 offseason (in a seven-year agreement), and the $22.9 million that the Mets gave SP Johan Santana in 2008 (in a six-year pact). Many people expect Lee to eventually sign with the Yankees, but the Rangers have signaled they will try to keep Lee and match the Yankees' offers. "

El Padrino said...

no way clifton isnt a jankee*

El Padrino said...

matt millen sucks

El Padrino said...

cant believe he holds down three seperate jobs, when local guys like bob papa or ian eagle or anyone else you like locally cant get a national gig

Spaceman Spiff said...

hamilton MVP

El Padrino said...

thiesmann is a ratard as well

BLUE said...

ian eagle has a national job

BLUE said...

ian eagle is a play by play guy too, that's different than an analyst/former player

El Padrino said...

your right he does, point is why who thinks this people are capable

who hires matt millen THREE fucking times

El Padrino said...

giada's real kitchen

BLUE said...

"who hires matt millen THREE fucking times"

the ford family

El Padrino said...

i hate being in the conference room in the corner because i cant pay attention in there, it overlooks the hudson river and all of lower manahattan, always catch myself just staring out the winder*

El Padrino said...

cmep just called

bgep hit this lil jerkoff in the head with a puzzle

i had to play bad cop via phone

she's a monster

Jugdish said...

JoePavre

Keef said...

"point is why who thinks this people are capable"


pardon?

Jugdish said...

pardon?



he was looking out the window when he typed that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"bgep hit this lil jerkoff in the head with a puzzle"

could be her first bf already

Spaceman Spiff said...

"giada's real kitchen"

mayer slammed her on that island counter

El Padrino said...

yeah that giada kitchen will make the spank bank cut with her in it

El Padrino said...

just turned out of office on

feels good, off tom but back friday

friday dead though, nyse close at 1pm

Jugdish said...

black fridays suck

/blue

Keef said...

"giada's real kitchen"


Nice shit brown color

/LP

El Padrino said...

epic meal for tgiving

spiff watch that shit

El Padrino said...

"Of course. We're both Mexican."

-Chad Ochocinco, when asked if he found Mark Sanchez exciting to watch.

hilarity

Keef said...

I'm making this and this for Thanksgiving dinner

El Padrino said...

i'm making suite potato pies and chocolate ice box pies

Jugdish said...

im frying a turkey

El Padrino said...

you're frying meiz?

Jugdish said...

no, not enough room in my kitchen

Keef said...

"i'm making suite potato pies and chocolate ice box pies"


suite potato pie is good. what is the other thing?

Keef said...

I don't like anything that has "box" in the title

/jug

Jugdish said...

or pie

Jugdish said...

I don't like anything that has "box" in the title

/jug



i like dick in a box

/Lp

Keef said...

box pie makes your head spin

Keef said...

I like dicks in a box

/beth

Jugdish said...

box pie makes your head spin



i like head too

/beth

Spaceman Spiff said...

ice box pie is where you pour some mixture into a crust and put it in the fridge instead of baking

choco ice box pie sounds like it would be choco pudding in a pie crust, sounds good

Spaceman Spiff said...

epic meal was epic

Keef said...

Got your payoff, rev. Thanks. Your* no longer a weasel. It's just LP & H that occupy that list now

Keef said...

"choco ice box pie sounds like it would be choco pudding in a pie crust, sounds good"


OIC. That does sound good

Mize said...

I don't like pot roast

Keef said...

that's a shame. It's good shit

Mize said...

Eh, it's kind of bland.

JFreak said...

I am dominating the hundredpushups.com division in the yahoo.

6-0 baby.

Mize said...

The hundredpushups division is awful, Freak.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ready, set, nooooooooooooooooo

Jugdish said...

freak in the hundredpushups.com division

Mize said...

jilarity

I can't lift my arm said...

"Crap, that was a total blonde moment. I was thinking this was blue's post for some reason even though I know that he does Thursdays."

Can't believe nobody called Beth out on the 2nd blonde moment in a row

I ♥ nuts said...

Cab ride from newark was $65... Woe

Jugdish said...

Cab ride from newark was $65... Woe




don't forget the $3 tip

/aitch

Mize said...

"Cab ride from newark was $65... Woe"

Shoulda called LP for a ride. Or the train?

I can't lift my arm said...

that doesn't seem all that expensive

I can't lift my arm said...

What did you tip him?

I ♥ nuts said...

It was 65 plus I had to pay the tolls... I gave the $10 for a tip

I ♥ nuts said...

*gave the guy

I ♥ nuts said...

Too much luggage for the train

I can't lift my arm said...

good work TP

BLUE said...

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