Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Going for 2

Well I am going to take another shot at it over Christmas. I am 1 for 1 now, let's see if I can get 2 for 2.

Now let's talk sports. The Heat are all better after 1 win. 1 win over the Wizards who aren't that good. I guess Lebron didn't take a 3 and instead took a 2 so that solved everything. Good for the Heat.

Derek Anderson is not good. Sorry.

Boise State's kicker received numerous threats on his life. Stop it Blue.

tOSU fans are saying they have never beaten an SEC team in a bowl game. Is that true Keef?

tOSU fans are already assuming they are going to lose in the Sugar Bowl to LSU. tOSU fans think they have the shittiest 1 loss team that ever lived. Except Michigan State, they assume they would destroy Michigan State if the two teams played.

Speaking of Michigan State, poor fellas. They go 11-1 and get stuck in the Capital One bowl. They'll probably lose that game too. Teams that get bounced from the BCS when they thought they deserve it perform very poorly in bowl games. It is science. Or rigged by the BCS people.

Speaking of the BCS get used to seeing TCU in the Fiesta Bowl or Orange Bowl. I don't see how they don't win the Big East every year for the next 5 years. Well except next year when they aren't in it yet. Also some tOSU fans were getting all holier then now* about TCU being in the Big East. Saying the travel time isn't good for College kids. It's not like Nebraska is really close to Penn State. Plus College kids don't study anyway.

Word on the street is that if Harbaugh wants the Michigan job it is his, if not then RRod stays.

How in the world do Andre Johnson and Whatever Finnwhatever only get fined $25k each? WTF? Some people are getting fined $50k for hits during the game that 6 weeks ago were pretty much legal. These guy get into an all out brawl and get that? WFT?

People again think I am here in the office to work. I am totally made for winning the lottery and doing nothing with my life. I used to have drive, but I lost it.

WFT are these Wikileaks? Should I read about them? Do I care?

Jeter seems dumb for thinking he is worth $20M per year.

Drew Brees is SIs sportsman of the year. His scar got 2nd.

Washington has the most NHL points, they are the best team.

Is Major League Soccer in session?

In MMA news if Fitch fights Penn Fitch will whip him.

Time to post this nonsense.

190 comments:

Beth said...

"Well I am going to take another shot at it over Christmas. I am 1 for 1 now, let's see if I can get 2 for 2."

I feel like EP in that I'm not sure what you are talking about. Temgagements?

Jugdish said...

He is getting a new bed skirt

How bout them Buckeyes said...

dont ask me i have no clue

How bout them Buckeyes said...

what does the proximity between nebraska and penn state have to do with anything?

i lost that joke

Jugdish said...

i lost that joke


i think it has something to do with Nebraska going to the big ten and the travel involved compared to tcu going to the big east and the travel involved.

Jugdish said...

they can take the train

/mize

Beth said...

"i lost that joke"


look under the bed by the nightstand

/jug as ep

Jugdish said...

nice!

Jugdish said...

good job spiff

How bout them Buckeyes said...

oh i forgot nebraska was going to the big ten

BLUE said...

"good job spiff"


someone should tell that guy there is a game going on behind him

BLUE said...

good luck tem

BLUE said...

did you get the ok from the fam whilst at notre dame?

BLUE said...

"Sources: Tulowitzki, Rockies near megadeal "

those sources suck, the deal is done

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"good luck tem"

how old is this chick

BLUE said...

meaning, he already signed it

How bout them Buckeyes said...

exfmtem is gonna be pissed

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"You think I was laughing about something? I take this serious! Real serious! I put my heart and soul into this every single week!"

can we incorporate this hilarity somehow please

How bout them Buckeyes said...

whoa, Pat Forde has been eating alot

How bout them Buckeyes said...

wikileaks interview

i think we can try and jail this guy under the Espionage Act

How bout them Buckeyes said...

but im not a lawyer so i dont know

I ♥ nuts said...

i think cm made me sick.... 90% sure i have a fever and tps is roided up today

I ♥ nuts said...

i need to change my name/pic back

Todd Packer said...

congrats, tem

Todd Packer said...

fsu/uf football was terrible.... brantley is the worse*

Beth said...

Everyone's congratulating tem, do we know for sure that's what he's talking about?

Todd Packer said...

boise/nevada game was fun to watch

Todd Packer said...

"Everyone's congratulating tem, do we know for sure that's what he's talking about?"

new bed skirt

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i think cm made me sick....

most likely

Beth said...

"new bed skirt"

Now there's a major commitment.

Todd Packer said...

uga/ga tech game was fun to watch too

Todd Packer said...

i did not take the subway one time this trip.... lots of cabs

Todd Packer said...

sotp had at least one slice every day we were in ny

tem said...

"did you get the ok from the fam whilst at notre dame?"

no, need to do that then go for 2.

Todd Packer said...

hit the shake shack twice.... so good

tem said...

"exfmtem is gonna be pissed"


^^^

tem said...

"how old is this chick"

9 months younger than me

tem said...

"new bed skirt"


gonna go for a purple one

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"sotp had at least one slice every day we were in ny"

excellent

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"how old is this chick"

9 months younger than me"

ah so it's time, i thought she was more younger

well congrats buddy
hope it works out, dont fuck it up loser

Jugdish said...

good excuse

Jugdish said...

i thought she was more younger



suite

Jugdish said...

congrats tem!

Todd Packer said...

ep, have you every been to wolfgang's (not puck)... good steak joint... it was a lot like peter luger... i think the owner used to work at peter luger

Jugdish said...

good job blue

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i thought she was more younger



suite



keef's gonna love this one

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"ep, have you every been to wolfgang's (not puck)... good steak joint... it was a lot like peter luger... i think the owner used to work at peter luger"

no, i've been to wolfgangs in atlantic city though, Borgata

very good

tem said...

don't congrats me. i'll end up temgaging it.

Beth said...

"uga/ga tech game was fun to watch too"

Yep, in a "the team that screws up the least will win" kind of way.

Major heat on Richt still, with a lot of fans wishing there was truth to the Miami rumor.

Jugdish said...

don't congrats me. i'll end up temgaging it.



that's what we're congratsing* you on

Beth said...

"don't congrats me. i'll end up temgaging it"

I think the congrats were FOR the temgagement.

Beth said...

Dammit jug, you did not take that comment slow.

Jugdish said...

are you using the same ring? That's save you some dough.

/keef

Todd Packer said...

my brother had his daughter’s christening while we were in ny and i am the godfather.... lied my ass off to the priest when he was asking me questions during the ceremony... if hell isn't a simpson's episode, i'm sure i'll be there

Jugdish said...

what was he asking you?

Todd Packer said...

so lov summit 2.0 will be at tem's wedding?

Jugdish said...

so lov summit 2.0 will be at tem's wedding?



his temgagement party

Jugdish said...

cgtif gave him a mangagement ring when he was visiting notre dame

tem said...

wft is a mangagement ring?

tem said...

"are you using the same ring? "

no. my bank account wishes i did though.

Jugdish said...

wft is a mangagement ring?



look down at your left hand

s

mangagement ring

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gore getting injured saved me a win"

me too, was pumped

Todd Packer said...

"what was he asking you?"

kind of like wedding vows:

are you an active follower of christ and his teachings?

do you promise to guide and teach this child in the ways of jesus?

do you rebuke satan and his temptations?


i can't remember a lot of it... i kind of just tuned him out and answered yes or no to his questions... my cousin is the godmother and the preist asked her first so i basically just followed her lead

How bout them Buckeyes said...

well first they ususally want to make sure the godparents are baptized and confirmed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hit the shake shack twice.... so good"

bastard

Jugdish said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lied my ass off to the priest when he was asking me questions during the ceremony"

tp corleone, were homeless people being murdered by your minions at the time of the christening

Jugdish said...

tp and the priest

Keef said...

"tOSU fans are saying they have never beaten an SEC team in a bowl game. Is that true Keef?"

Yeah. Something like 0-9

Spaceman Spiff said...

watched brooklyns finest

3 major peeps from the wire are in it, cmon son, dumb move

How bout them Buckeyes said...

was wathcing sleepers last night

forgot how good of a movie that is

Keef said...

"How in the world do Andre Johnson and Whatever Finnwhatever only get fined $25k each? WTF?"


I heard on WWL last night that the competition committee basically said that the Texans would not be competitive next week against the Eagles w/o Johnson, so they should just fine him.

ns

Keef said...

"are you using the same ring? That's save you some dough.

/keef"


Goddamn preview

Spaceman Spiff said...

heard that theory too, didnt wanna ruin the 1 game that is on NFL network

Keef said...

"i can't remember a lot of it... i kind of just tuned him out and answered yes or no to his questions... my cousin is the godmother and the preist asked her first so i basically just followed her lead"

Are you trying to say Jesus Chris* can't hit a curveball?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tom Brady to Endorse UGG Shoes

“We have decided that we needed to just get the word out there that it’s a brand for guys,” Martinez said, “give guys permission to wear UGG. And who better to give guys permission to wear UGG than … Tom Brady.”

H in uggs will be hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A Tweep just reminded me this is a "trap" game for Wizards. They have Toronto on Wednesday. Wizards looking ahead."

hilarity

How bout them Buckeyes said...

tp i was in a cab last week and he was irish, and his id on the back read Patrick R. Mchale

i thought of you

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Tom Brady to Endorse UGG Shoes

“We have decided that we needed to just get the word out there that it’s a brand for guys,” Martinez said, “give guys permission to wear UGG. And who better to give guys permission to wear UGG than … Tom Brady.”

H in uggs will be hilarity


ghey

How bout them Buckeyes said...

that was probably the 3rd time ever i had a non-arab/egyptian/lenbanese, etc or whatever cab driver

Keef said...

that's jared

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i hate the jared commercials and the lexus december to remember commercials

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Frank Gore has a broken right hip and is likely lost for the season."

knew he was done but didnt know he was a senior citizen

How bout them Buckeyes said...

dude was feaning to get back in the game

Todd Packer said...

"well first they ususally want to make sure the godparents are baptized and confirmed"

yeah he asked and i was baptized and confirmed.... no need to lie there

Todd Packer said...

"tp corleone, were homeless people being murdered by your minions at the time of the christening"

funny

Keef said...

Vincent Edward Gore

I can't lift my arm said...

"You think I was laughing about something? I take this serious! Real serious! I put my heart and soul into these picks every single week! All the gamblers look up to me!"

/EP

I can't lift my arm said...

Tom Brady is a great ball player, but not exactly a "Man's man." I don't think him endorsing Ugg will have quite the effect they are hoping for.

I can't lift my arm said...

An no, H will not be sporting Uggs

I can't lift my arm said...

"Frank Gore has a broken right hip and is likely lost for the season."

Faaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

Keef said...

brady endorsing uggs is obviously the next step in O:FB

I can't lift my arm said...

only 3 points behind Tem for the Pick 'Em lead

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anne Hathaway and James Franco are hosting the Oscars"

the fuck?

Spaceman Spiff said...

lil kims titties popped out

Todd Packer said...

"tp i was in a cab last week and he was irish, and his id on the back read Patrick R. Mchale"

i got in a cab one night and the guy did a whole fake cash-cab thing.... lots of trivia and the guy was very funny. he was working hard for a tip. our fare was $9.50... i gave him a $20 and told him to keep the change... he said thanks and i said you can thank H for that... cmtp says, "isn't H heroin?

How bout them Buckeyes said...

suite

How bout them Buckeyes said...

suite on the tits

I can't lift my arm said...

"cmtp says, "isn't H heroin?"

Funny.

I can't lift my arm said...

oh yea and good luck, Tem. If she hasn't kicked you to the curb yet, I'm sure she'll say yes.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

funny

tem said...

of course she'll say yes. i am batting 1.000 in getting them to say yes.

BLUE said...

to be honest, I don't know anybody whose asked and not had the chick say yes

How bout them Buckeyes said...

who wants bear?

How bout them Buckeyes said...

to be honest, I don't know anybody whose asked and not had the chick say yes

^^

and if she is, say no the next day not at that moment

Jugdish said...

instead of doing the scoreboard proposal, do a scoreboard temgagement. you'll make history

How bout them Buckeyes said...

the nfl's accupunturist

Jugdish said...

E harmony

How bout them Buckeyes said...

“If he treated people right, everybody’d just keep their mouths shut. But when you treat people like a piece of [expletive], this is what happens,” the source said.

about mcdaniels snitch

he's a goner

Keef said...

12 comments in 3 hours. Nice

BLUE said...

the only thing that might, and i say might, save mcdaniels, is that bowlen is still paying shanahan, and he'd still have mcdaniels to pay too...so he'd be paying 3 head coaches next year

Jugdish said...

so he'd be paying 3 head coaches next year



not smat*

BLUE said...

i think if bowlen had it to do over, he wouldn't have fired shanahan

BLUE said...

he should have hired rex ryan or stever spagnuoloupoluous

Jugdish said...

elf

Jugdish said...

rev stole some jerseys

Jugdish said...

FanHouse: 49ers' Gore reportedly lost for season



check the pool

/tem

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"so he'd be paying 3 head coaches next year"

and would certainly rule out one of the big guns

BLUE said...

yep, he pays shanny 7M
mcdaniels another 3M (i think)

no way he goes and offers Gruden or Cowher 7-8M/year

BLUE said...

but....if kubiak gets fired in Houston....he's the perfect fit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

that guy sucks

How bout them Buckeyes said...

if you want to go 8-8 every year then yeah he's perfect

Jugdish said...

Texans will be lucky to go 8-8 this year

tem said...

browns fans would love 8-8

Jugdish said...

against the spread?

/mize

How bout them Buckeyes said...

betcha meiz cant do anything on this list

How bout them Buckeyes said...

like a G6

tem said...

i can't do #29 on that list.

or #15.

never tried #4, but it seems pretty self explanatory.

Keef said...

"betcha meiz cant do anything on this list"

He had the world champion guy teaching auto shop, so of course he can change a tire

How bout them Buckeyes said...

and he says he fishes so maybe he can cast a rod (twss)

How bout them Buckeyes said...

#29 easy
#15 you can do it, you need to squeeze em first

BLUE said...

"if you want to go 8-8 every year then yeah he's perfect"

what about the other 2 games?

BLUE said...

tem's answer to #16

diet pepsi

tem said...

i know nothing about scotch.

and if i get to touch them i can tell, but i can't tell fake breasts by just looking. or at least i can't consistently tell. on obvious fake ones i can tell, but if they are nicely done i can't tell.

if a girl had As and gets a set of fake Cs i have a problem telling. unless i knew her beforehand.

BLUE said...

nowadays good boob jobs are hard to spot

BLUE said...

i'm with tem, i know nothing about scotch either.

and won't

all i know is this

Todd Packer said...

i bet the clown that made that list can't do 1/2 the stuff he listed

tem said...

"The father of three Michigan brothers who have been missing since Thursday has been arrested and will be charged with parental kidnapping, police said."


parental kidnapping is a terrible name for the crime.

BLUE said...

"i bet the clown that made that list can't do 1/2 the stuff he listed"

most of those are no-brainers though

BLUE said...

those who can, do.

those who can't, write crappy stuff about what you're supposed to be able to do

Todd Packer said...

"most of those are no-brainers though"

yep

Todd Packer said...

#27 is lame

Beth said...

"most of those are no-brainers though"

Hell, even I can do probably 80-90% of the things on that list.



That's cause you're a man!

/zeke (rip)

How bout them Buckeyes said...

picking scotch tips

12 yr or better
anything starting with a G is good
Single Malt will be best

tem said...

12 yrs old or better?

tem said...

and better means older than 12?

Jugdish said...

and better means older than 12?



12 years old or more older

/Lp

tem said...

got it, more older than 12

Keef said...

"if a girl had As and gets a set of fake Cs "



I'd be cool with that

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"12 yrs old or better?"

the older the better

but 12yr is standard good

Keef said...

scotch is gross

Beth said...

"scotch is gross"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

How bout them Buckeyes said...

your face is gross

both of you

How bout them Buckeyes said...

scotch is the nectar of gods

tem said...

that's what you said about semen too

How bout them Buckeyes said...

that was meiz

tem said...

oh, with all the name changes its hard to tell.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

my cousin is a man and i dont consider him soft by any means and he doesnt know how to do any of that shit on the list

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i haven't driven a stick in 14 years

How bout them Buckeyes said...

padma's huge tits, wed night

How bout them Buckeyes said...

never knew this shit existed

tem said...

From TMQ
"But consider: The Big East winner, with at least four defeats (there's a chance the conference will produce a 7-5 champ)"


TMQ should stick to writing about pro sports....WVU might end up 9-3 and might win the conference.

tem said...

"he doesnt know how to do any of that shit on the list"

there is no possible way he is 0 for 50.

tem said...

none

How bout them Buckeyes said...

this guy's fucked

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"there is no possible way he is 0 for 50."

i use "any" lightly, he can do some of them but for one he doesnt drive, let alone drive a stick shift

Jugdish said...

this guy's fucked


surprised that the anchor is that accessible

How bout them Buckeyes said...

wandered into a area where passengers arent allowed but yeah i thought the same thing

Hey there! said...

"there is no possible way he is 0 for 50."



-most of the things on that list IMO either seemed essentially useless or something I'd be much happier just paying someone to do it for me....but yeah, there are a few things there that everyone should know (men and women) and I don't see many whiffing 0-50

BLUE said...

"never knew this shit existed"

that's the league that papale played in, can't believe you didn't know that


/rev

Keef said...

wall

I can't lift my arm said...

I've never deep fried a turkey and I can't dance.

Mize said...

"How in the world do Andre Johnson and Whatever Finnwhatever only get fined $25k each? WTF? Some people are getting fined $50k for hits during the game that 6 weeks ago were pretty much legal. These guy get into an all out brawl and get that? WFT?"

25k is the next step up from their previous fines, I think

Mize said...

"they can take the train

/mize"


Taking the train was kinda suite.

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"never knew this shit existed"


GTFO

Keef said...

you gtfo

I can't lift my arm said...

This place is lame

I can't lift my arm said...

I'm watching the vicky secret's show. Hot, scantily clad women, including Katy Perry. Yet it still seems kinda gay.

Mize said...

I gave LOVAD a chance. Nobody showed up in time

Jugdish said...

im putting up a Christmas tree

Jugdish said...

also watching Jackass: the beginning


funny

I can't lift my arm said...

I'm here aren't I?

Jugdish said...

i believe so

I can't lift my arm said...

ok then, Meiz.

Mize said...

Where were you 2 hours ago?

I can't lift my arm said...

Here but nobody was commenting

Jugdish said...

O:FB

BLUE said...

go

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