Friday, November 12, 2010

All you can eat

NFL PICKS

Detroit @ Buffalo (-3) - The combination of Shaun Hill and the Lions on the road is never a good thing. The Bills get off the schneid!

Minnesota (-1) over Chicago - I don't think either team is any good but it looks like the Vikings found their pass rush just in time to play the worst offensive line in football. So Vikes big here. If I had a million dollars I'd a brazillion dollars on the Vikes.

NYJ @ Cleveland (+3) - Home dog and the Jets keep playing like dogshit for 58 minutes then excellent in the final 2 minutes so here's to hoping it will finally run out for fatboy and the mexican.

Cincy @ Indy (-7) - Maybe if the game was at Cincy I'd bite on the 7 but it's not so I won't. If you want to see how bad Carson Palmer really is put him on the same field as Peyton.

Titans @ Miami (+1) - Looks like Young will play but it never really mattered for me when capping this game. Miami wants and needs this game more and they'll get it.

Carolina @ Tampa Bay (-6.5) - Talk about teams going in the wrong direction.

Houston (+2) @ Jax - Again, if I had a million dollars...I'd put a brazillion on the Texans this week.

Kansas City @ Denver (+1) - Weird line so I'll just roll with it. Would've taken the Cheifs if I didn't think this was a trap. KC off a tough division loss, Denver off a bye with pretty much everything at stake at this point.

Dallas (+14) @ NYG - If Wade was still coach hell yeah I'd lay 14. But there is always a dynamic in sports when a coaching change is made. The team immediately gets better so the points scare me off.

Seattle @ Arizona (-3) - As usual I won't take Seattle on the road.

St. Louis (+6.5) @ San Fran - The Rams are alright man. I don't think two weeks is enough to fix whatever mess is in San Fran so even if they escape with a win the game will be tight.

New England @ Pittsburgh (-4.5) - AFC Championship game preview. NS.

Philly @ Washington (+3) - I don't have a clue what when on during those 2 weeks since the McNabb benching but whatever went on might have stoked a fire under everyone's ass like HEY, if you make stupid mistakes and play like a rookie your ass will be hung out to dry in front of the world. I'm Mike Shanahan dammit. I'll slap you in the mouth.

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Beth said...

Damn, what a game last night. Roddy White got a bit lucky for sure. If that likely offensive pass interference had been called and they got pushed out of field goal range, he'd be the goat for sure when you add that to his 2 untimely drops.

But hey, no call = glory and more MVP talk for Roddy. I'm certainly not complaining.

Beth said...

Probably shoulda bought those $10 tickets, huh kod?

Beth said...

"Yeah, you've got to do whatever you've got to do to win," he said. "It was one-on-one coverage with one guy. But he was kind of flat-footed, and he tried to grab me, so I just pushed him down."

-Roddy White after the game about his winning TD.

Jugdish said...

I have roddy white on 2 of my 3 $$ leagues...suite

tem said...

Too bad the game was on a channel that about 11 percent of columbus gets

Beth said...

I thought you lived in Temhio, not Columbus.

Jugdish said...

there is a columbus everywhere

columbus, temhio

Jugdish said...

Lp at the train station

Keef said...

annyong

El Padrino said...

MVP talk for Roddy.

stop it

Keef said...

i agree

BLUE said...

who is roddy?

rod roddy from price is right?

Todd Packer said...

"Too bad the game was on a channel that about 11 percent of columbus gets"

columbus sucks

Todd Packer said...

sounds like beth has a case of roddy chills

BLUE said...

more people in columbus should have directv

El Padrino said...

im annoyed too

Keef said...

"columbus sucks"


You know what? You suck

El Padrino said...

i shoulda logged on yesterday and banged out some emails

Todd Packer said...

"the Jets keep playing like dogshit for 58 minutes then excellent in the final 2 minutes so here's to hoping it will finally run out for fatboy and the mexican"

stop it... you know you love the jets, ep

Keef said...

"sounds like beth has a case of roddy chills"

That's a symptom of jungle fever

Todd Packer said...

"You know what? You suck"

not as bad as your mushroom chili

Keef said...

you don't know that

Todd Packer said...

"you don't know that"

fair enough

BLUE said...

mushroom chili does suck

Beth said...

sounds like beth has a case of falcons* chills

*fixed

Keef said...

"sounds like beth has a case of falcons* chills"

yeah, but what's their record against the spread?

/mize

Keef said...

Study suggests there may be 100,000 fewer Hispanics in Arizona than there were before the debate began over the state's tough new immigration law earlier this year




IN YOU FACE, AMERICA!

Keef said...

Need a new truck, TP?

Todd Packer said...

"Need a new truck, TP?"

i do need a new truck, but i'm gonna pass on the AK

Beth said...

"i do need a new truck, but i'm gonna pass on the AK"

Thank god!!

/Florida homeless people

Todd Packer said...

should i make chili today or wait until tomorrow and make it at the tailgate?... 7:15 game

Todd Packer said...

bullet in a bible is on palladia right now... jesus of suburbia is a grate* song

El Padrino said...

man what a mess and this gingerbread muffin sucks

El Padrino said...

"make it at the tailgate?... 7:15 game"

tw

Todd Packer said...

"and this gingerbread muffin sucks"

did you put mushrooms in it?

Todd Packer said...

"tw"

yeah, that's what i'm thinking.

El Padrino said...

man i need some beer

El Padrino said...

didnt drink enough last night

El Padrino said...

"did you put mushrooms in it?"

wait, keef's chilli has mushrooms in it?

Jugdish said...

mushrooms suck

Jugdish said...

he puts mushrooms in his cereal too...gotta mix it up

Jugdish said...

this is why i don't trust other people's chili


/mize

El Padrino said...

this fat fuck puts 4 pats of butter on one english muffin

he's gonna die

Todd Packer said...

"this fat fuck puts 4 pats of butter on one english muffin"

rev transfered to your office?

BLUE said...

"this fat fuck puts 4 pats of butter on one english muffin"

wouldn't that be putting an english muffin on his butter

El Padrino said...

this is the guy that looks like paul berra

El Padrino said...

and don finucci from godfather

Jugdish said...

tem mentioned this the other day...mess

Jugdish said...

mize jr

Todd Packer said...

"tem mentioned this the other day...mess"

funny

tem said...

"Study suggests there may be 100,000 fewer Hispanics in Arizona than there were before the debate began over the state's tough new immigration law earlier this year
"


who mows the grass there then? or does AZ not have grass?

Jugdish said...

who mows the grass there then? or does AZ not have grass?


they have gravel yards

El Padrino said...

no grass, cinder block fences with gravel lawns

Jugdish said...

they walked away

/keef

El Padrino said...

i wonder who is cooking the food at the restaurants though

tem said...

mexicans do a lot of cooking too.

chinese restaurants with mexicans cooking is always hilarity.

Beth said...

"no grass, cinder block fences with gravel lawns"

Don't forget the dog poop.

Keef said...

"wait, keef's chilli has mushrooms in it?"

The one I made yesterday, yes. I had a few mushrooms in the fridge that I needed to get rid of before they went bad so I chopped them up & threw them in the chili

Keef said...

Paul Berra is suite

Keef said...

"who mows the grass there then? or does AZ not have grass?"


I turn off the sprinklers during the winter so the grass dies until spring

Keef said...

"Don't forget the dog poop."


I clean up the dog poop. I'm not freak

BLUE said...

yeah, don't need to water the rocks in the winter

Keef said...

Tonight I'm going here to do this

BLUE said...

keith has it backwards, it's too hot to grow grass in the summer...grow grass in the winter and let it die in the summer

dun and done

Keef said...

The Vest is on DP now

Keef said...

"keith has it backwards, it's too hot to grow grass in the summer...grow grass in the winter and let it die in the summer"

Smat* idear. I would use less water that way

Keef said...

eventually we're going to get fake grass for the front yard

Todd Packer said...

"eventually we're going to get fake grass for the front yard"

keith is getting a toupee?

Keef said...

Good story

Keef said...

"keith is getting a toupee?"

I'm not LP

s

El Padrino said...

"The one I made yesterday, yes. I had a few mushrooms in the fridge that I needed to get rid of before they went bad so I chopped them up & threw them in the chili"


should mixed it with the canned tuna instead

El Padrino said...

and then sprinkle carrots and cheese on top

Beth said...

See, there are benefits!!

/ep

BLUE said...

dem tits

needed on a friday

BLUE said...

probably sfw

El Padrino said...

blocked

Keef said...

Is it really a surprise that midgets burn more calories when they walk, considering they have to take twice as many steps?

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Gotta mix it up every now & then. Can't always make shit the same way"

If it ain't broke...

BLUE said...

what's that website that spiff users that makes it unblocked?

Look, the gym works!! said...

"dem tits

needed on a friday"

Finally got that cell pic of hot receptionist huh?

S

El Padrino said...

heat a bunch of pussies, you know they should revel in this bad image they have

like act like it

the thing that made hollywood hogan so awesome was that he embraced the bad guy

if im wade or lebron im fucking talking shit and acting like a dick the whole year

they have no edge

El Padrino said...

where's rodman, this team is missing rodman

El Padrino said...

full body scanners debate is heating up i see

Keef said...

"If it ain't broke.."


Did you have some of the chili I made to think that it was awful?

Keef said...

"what's that website that spiff users that makes it unblocked?"

The one that he uses that's not blockt for me is imgur

Keef said...

My dimwit boss just called me Kevin. WFT

Look, the gym works!! said...

"My dimwit boss just called me Kevin. WFT"

Ouch

Todd Packer said...

"My dimwit boss just called me Kevin. WFT"

he left off the as. part?

Keef said...

She's not very smat*. She became a mgr because she was a good sales rep, but she's not smat*.

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Did you have some of the chili I made to think that it was awful?"

No, but your chili = mushrooms and mushrooms = awful, so therefore your chili = awful. It's th transitive property of mushroom awfulness

Keef said...

Mushrooms are not awful

BLUE said...

"She's not very smat*. She became a mgr because she was a good sales rep, but she's not smat*."

so she's hot...got it

BLUE said...

dem tits again for those who were blocked


BLOCKED!!!!

Look, the gym works!! said...

"Mushrooms are not awful"

I think most people here disagree

COLOV

Keef said...

"mushrooms = awful"

Looking at your picture there, you could use to mix in a few vegetables

s

Keef said...

"so she's hot...got it"

ETEO. She's like 55, yells when she talks, and lives in a trailer park

ns

Keef said...

"dem tits again for those who were blocked"


You're an officer & a gentleman

Keef said...

"so she's hot...got it"

Oh yeah, this is her ringtone


ns

Keef said...

Lebron complaining about playing too many minutes is hilarity.

Jugdish said...

NCAA: "So were you going to make Mississippi state pay you off to play football there."

Cam: "its just a write off for them."

NCAA: "how is it a write off?"

Cam: "they just write it off"

NCAA: "Write what off?"

Cam: "All these big schools they write off everything"

NCAA: "you don't even know what a write-off is, do you?"

Cam: "do you?"

NCAA: "No I don't."

Cam: "But they do... and they're the ones writing it off"

El Padrino said...

mushrooms are awesome

El Padrino said...

CUZ YOUR AMAZING

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE


WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE

El Padrino said...

wall

O-H-I-O said...

Probably shoulda bought those $10 tickets, huh kod?


If I was staying at the downtown Sheraton (which I should be) it would have been well worth it

O-H-I-O said...

WADR to the Hyatt....even at $10, still would not have been worth trying to drive to and from the game


now with the Sheraton shuttle on the other hand.....

O-H-I-O said...

I want to take 97.9 back with me to Bemidji


I think TP would like that station; I heard Alice in Chains, the Toadies, the Pixies. Bush.....good shit

O-H-I-O said...

I love the State Farm ambulances here, saw quite a few today....


witnessed aftermath of 5 crashes on the way downtown this morning, and 3 on my way back


The lanes are ridiculously narrow; luckily I went with the Hundayi over the SUV

O-H-I-O said...

the only other place I've seen with such narrow highway lanes is Addis, Ethiopia

BLUE said...

just got in a fight with some low level marketing person...she pissed me the fuck off.

If i've created a policy, when I hand off the responsibilities, I sure as shit better get told if you're going to change that policy.

BLUE said...

or at least talk to me about why you're going to change it.

fuck

if i could fire her, I would

Jugdish said...

When I see 5 guys dressed in togas stabbing a man in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastard...that's my policy.

Keef said...

good policy

BLUE said...

"When I see 5 guys dressed in togas stabbing a man in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastard...that's my policy."

was it in front of a cracker barrell?


/steve

Keef said...

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Jugdish said...

working this weekend...woe

Jugdish said...

more money this month...unwoe

O-H-I-O said...

faaaaaaak


winter storm warning for Minneapolis tomorrow; I've loved it here, but I gotta get back ASAP tomorrow

O-H-I-O said...

random pet peeve of the day....



having to pre-pay for gas; what a load of crap

Keef said...

"having to pre-pay for gas; what a load of crap"


::it's 2010::

Keef said...

I can't remember the last time i was at a gas station and you could fill up w/o paying first

ns

O-H-I-O said...

most places I visit out of state make you pre-pay


very few in Minni; here, they just have camaras, and if you drive off, they suspend your license

O-H-I-O said...

I guess "here" was a poor choice of words, being that I'm not in Minni right now

El Padrino said...

"I can't remember the last time i was at a gas station and you could fill up w/o paying first"


what stops you from driving off other than morals and whatnot

O-H-I-O said...

they try to make people pre-pay, but people just avoid those places because it's a pain in the ass, and then the gas station has to switch back to stay competitive


-I know you can use your card at the pump....but it's very very dangerous; it's one of the very top causes of identity theft (that, and public ATMs)

Todd Packer said...

"I think TP would like that station"

yeah, i would always listen to that station when in atlanta (pre-sirius)

O-H-I-O said...

what stops you from driving off other than morals and whatnot


cameras; they have you and the vehicle's license plate on camera. Kind of like states that allow stop on red cameras


which reminds me....


2nd random pet peeve of the day


stop on red cameras

Todd Packer said...

"-I know you can use your card at the pump....but it's very very dangerous; it's one of the very top causes of identity theft (that, and public ATMs)"


i always pre-pay with my card at the pump... didn't know that was risky

O-H-I-O said...

"yeah, i would always listen to that station when in atlanta (pre-sirius)"


driving into town, I thought...."I bet TP listened to this station in Atlanta"


yeah, weird I know

Todd Packer said...

sirius just added a PJ channel... it's grate*

Todd Packer said...

ncaa hoops tonight... suite*

Todd Packer said...

just got back from the store... spent more than i thought i would on chili ingredients

El Padrino said...

i always pre-pay with my card at the pump... didn't know that was risky


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"just got back from the store... spent more than i thought i would on chili ingredients"

cmtp's friends wont mind

Todd Packer said...

"cmtp's friends wont mind"

yep

Jugdish said...

just got back from the store... spent more than i thought i would on chili ingredients



were the mushrooms on sale?

/keef

Todd Packer said...

got a nice variety of peppers

O-H-I-O said...

I should really get a satellite radio


at least until cmkod goes full time at the station

Todd Packer said...

5 lbs of beef and 2 lbs of pork

Todd Packer said...

"I should really get a satellite radio"

you would like the "1st wave" channel

O-H-I-O said...

although I do have about 500 songs now on my itunes library


once I figure out

1) if I have a burner; and

2) if so, how to use it

I'll be good for tunes for quite some time

Todd Packer said...

i thhink i might make the chili tonight... will make for an easier transport

O-H-I-O said...

"Johnson’s play is about a chance encounter between a cougar and supposed prey; it has lots of language, proposed sexual exploits and a funny twist in “Avenues of Attack.”


-you'll never guess who is playing the cougar; ok, maybe you could...it's cmkod

El Padrino said...

"although I do have about 500 songs now on my itunes library"


i have 6000 songs, just cant find my damn ipod

O-H-I-O said...

she complains about always being typecast as a drunk or a cougar...or usually, a drunk cougar



well, she doesn't drink much....but as for the cougar thing, well....

O-H-I-O said...

"i have 6000 songs, just cant find my damn ipod"


still can't find it, huh? Bummer dude; at least you still have all the songs at your disposal to put on a new ipod

Keef said...

"what stops you from driving off other than morals and whatnot"

I can't drive off w/o paying first

El Padrino said...

"5 lbs of beef and 2 lbs of pork"

$23 just on meat

Keef said...

"i always pre-pay with my card at the pump... didn't know that was risky


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"



^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"got a nice variety of peppers"


I can't trust another man's chili

/mize

Keef said...

"cmtp's friends wont mind"


I'm really sas that LP remembered that

ns

El Padrino said...

when i read comments i am great

Todd Packer said...

"I'm really sas that LP remembered that"

yeah, wft?

O-H-I-O said...

"i always pre-pay with my card at the pump... didn't know that was risky


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"



^^^^^^^^^



-yeah, ATM-Debit/Credit card phishing is the #1 non-internet related cause of identify theft, and most all phishing is done at gas station pumps and public ATMs (cause they basically do whatever it is they do to get sent the information from the card swipe without anyone looking over their shoulder...especially at gas stations that don't stay open 24/7, where they can do it in the middle of the night)

BLUE said...

stupid hackers

BLUE said...

i blame technology

Keef said...

Merry Chrismas*, mize

El Padrino said...

43 days

Keef said...

When do you have to leave for the North Pole?

El Padrino said...

when your mama calls me

Keef said...

that's cute

O-H-I-O said...

"when your mama calls me"

I didn't know your mom lived in Northern Minnesota....is she foxy? (s)

Keef said...

The Giants will have to get by for the foreseeable future without their top possession receiver, Steve Smith.
On Friday, Smith, one of the NFL’s best third-down receivers with 11 of his 47 catches coming in that situation, was officially ruled out of Sunday’s game vs. Dallas (1-7), with what coach Tom Coughlin described as a partially torn vagina muscle.



wow

Keef said...

Merry Chrismas*, LP

El Padrino said...

torn pec

El Padrino said...

i love kim k

El Padrino said...

like, infatuated

Keef said...

"i love kim k"

yo tambien

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

NCAA 5-teamer

Idaho +36
Mizzou -13
Utar -6
Navy -14
Stanford -6

O-H-I-O said...

I don't understand the Kim K appeal (other than her ass, which really is not uncommon/unique/special all things considered)....but that's ok

O-H-I-O said...

what I don't know or understand could fill a warehouse

Keef said...

she's got that persian look to her. I love that shit


plus the as.

Mize said...

"Oh yeah, this is her ringtone"


That's my sister's text alert

Mize said...

"I can't remember the last time i was at a gas station and you could fill up w/o paying first

ns"


Whaa? That's only in the ghetto.

Mize said...

Credit card skimmers. Keep an eye out.

Keef said...

"That's my sister's text alert"

gross

Keef said...

"Whaa? That's only in the ghetto."


Did I word my comment wrong? You & LP bolth* replied like my comment says I always fill up w/o pre-paying

Mize said...

Why do so many people complain about not getting NFL Network? Stream that shit.

Mize said...

"Did I word my comment wrong? You & LP bolth* replied like my comment says I always fill up w/o pre-paying"


No, pre-paying is ghetto

Keef said...

oic

Keef said...

there isn't a place around here where you can get gas w/o paying first.

Keef said...

Minnesota Twins slugger Justin Morneau says he and his teammates are disappointed the club hasn't moved the outfield fences at Target Field to make it easier to homer.



In related news, the Minnesota Twins say that slugger Justin Morneau is a giant pussy

Mize said...

"there isn't a place around here where you can get gas w/o paying first."


Mexicans

Mize said...

I just sent LP an incredibly racist text pic.

Keef said...

I'd rather see them bring back double bye weeks then stretch the season to an 18-game orgy of concussions. But that's just me.


Nice HDH by SG

Mize said...

Why do I seem to remember the 2 bye thing, yet I feel like it was before my time?

Early Madden years?

Keef said...

i don't remember it at all

Keef said...

piece

O-H-I-O said...

thanks Meiz


skimming! I was incorrectly calling it phishing

Mize said...

"there isn't a place around here where you can get gas w/o paying first."


So, how do you fill your tank with pre-pay?

O-H-I-O said...

So, how do you fill your tank with pre-pay?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I guessed $20 to fill it up today; turned out to be $19.21


-I then went back in and asked the guy for .79 cents

got a ::Sayid:: (dude was a dead ringer for him)

O-H-I-O said...

ESPN News just said Love had 15 rebounds in the 3rd quarter; I thought it was a mistake....


but oh no, dude had a 30/30...niiiice

O-H-I-O said...

and the Timberwolves have now beaten the Bucks and Knicks



hehe; it's pretty sad that this is the best thing the Wolvies have done IMO in years, just so I can say...


IN YOU FACE MEIZ, EP

O-H-I-O said...

and of course, management treats Love like shit, and trade rumors abound



-here's a little tip Taylor....it's Minnesota, and like it or not, a lot of Wolvies fans like having a pretty good white non-foreign player (actually, it's nice just to have a pretty good player period...but being that he's white isn't *not* selling tickets); you've done fucked up pretty much everything over the past 6 years....all you gotta do is lay this one in (e.g. keep him)

Mize said...

Shit, I had no idea the Bucks lost to the Wolves in the regular season.

O-H-I-O said...

have the Bucks won yet this season?

O-H-I-O said...

ah, 4-5 I see; not too bad....for some reason, I thought like 2-7 or so

O-H-I-O said...

Beasley putting up 35 pts too


suite


only 6 rebounds though; probably because Love kept snatching them all away from him (somewhat ns...at least two of those defensive boards he swiped from teammates)

Mize said...

Wow, Kod.

The Bucks mashed out the Knicks & Hawks the last 2 games.

Jugdish said...

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