Monday, November 29, 2010

26 days until Chrismas*

hahahahahahahahahahaha...Boise...hahahahahahahahaha

Hopefully everyone had a safe & satisfying Thanksgiving weekend. Mine was pretty productive. All the Chrismas* decorations are up and I even got some Xmas shopping done. I didn't even have to use my AK.

Fuck those blue turf turds.

Hopefully everyone saw the suite fight from the Texans game. Courtland Finnegan seems like a punk bitch, so I'm glad he got a few punches to his dome. Plus, his name is Courtland. So he's a punk bitch and he's ghey.

New BCS standings are out and Stanford is up to #4 which gives them an automatic BCS spot if they stay there. I would imagine that if they stay at #4 they would play in the Rose Bowl against Wisconsin, which would be a suite matchup of teams that like to pound the ball.
I wouldn't find that game compelling. /mize

Bears lookt* pretty good against the Pheagles. But some dude got kilt* because he fell from the 2nd deck about 50 feet during the game. Drinking is bad, kids.

Cmk & I were watching Unique Eats on the Cooking Channel last night, and they were showing this Voodoo Donuts place. LP would ♥ this donut that they make.
Is that a weiner? /bglp

We're fighting now. /Lee Myung-bak

I don't know which Bronco is worst*, Boise or Denver.

Holy cow, Peyton Manning was getting tainted left and right last night. It's good to see him break out the Peyton Manning face every now & then. It makes us feel that all is right with the world.

Falcons lookt* solid yesterday against the fudge packers. GB's running game is just atrocious. If they had any semblance of a running game, ahik*, they probably would have won yesterday. And if I had $1,000,000 I probably would not have been working over the weekend.

LP, your name/pic is How bout dem Buckeyes

GFY, Boise.

RIP Frank Drebin. As a tribute, everyone give their favorite Leslie Nielsen quote today. Don't post 57 quotes, LP.

Go comment.

190 comments:

tem said...

I keep hearing thatb if oregon makes the national title game then the rose bowl has to take tcu. I have no idea if that's true, but I hear it a lot.

Beth said...

No wonder mize likes ice fishing.

(Slightly nsfw if your work is strict.)

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i put them instead of dem

How bout them Buckeyes said...

is that an issue

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Fuck those blue turf turds."

poor kid, but then Stefan Johnson showed up Sunday afternoon

How bout them Buckeyes said...

no one likes courtney finnegan

How bout them Buckeyes said...

not even his mudda

BLUE said...

"I keep hearing thatb if oregon makes the national title game then the rose bowl has to take tcu. I have no idea if that's true, but I hear it a lot."

They have the first "wild card selection", they don't have to take TCU. could (and probably would) take stanford

How bout them Buckeyes said...

no way the rose bowl ignores the Stanford Cardinals

How bout them Buckeyes said...

hahahahahahahaa

How bout them Buckeyes said...

sorry

How bout them Buckeyes said...

mad busy yo

BLUE said...

fuck mcdaniels....no fucking way he gets to coach another year.

it's one thing to lose, it's another thing to embarrass the organization

BLUE said...

boise state game resulted in 2 broken remotes, a screaming baby (because I woke her up) and a night on the corch*

How bout them Buckeyes said...

oooof

How bout them Buckeyes said...

yeah mc daniels is a goner

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i wanna know where the dude was filming the walkthrough from

a helicopter? a spy drone?

How bout them Buckeyes said...

As a tribute, everyone give their favorite Leslie Nielsen quote today:

"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press."

BLUE said...

"i wanna know where the dude was filming the walkthrough from"

he was probably standing on the sidelines with a fake mustache and wearing 49ers gear

How bout them Buckeyes said...

fuck this sheryl crow shit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

leave the xmas music to real singers bitch

Keef said...

We have to get this woman to a hospital
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now

Keef said...

"no way the rose bowl ignores the Stanford Cardinals"


Cardinal

Keef said...

Sources: TCU accepts invitation to join Big East

How bout them Buckeyes said...

yeah that's why i laughed after

Keef said...

oh

BLUE said...

"Sources: TCU accepts invitation to join Big East"

i thought about this a bunch this weekend. Unless Boise State plans to leave the Mtn West soon, that was a super dumb move for them. All the good teams left the conference. They didn't have a TV deal, but ended up on ESPN every weekend, lots of pub. Now they're tied into the stupid "mountain" network that nobody gets. When was the last time you saw BYU, Utah, or TCU on ESPN, or ABC for that matter?

Keef said...

I couldn't find my goddamned jacket this morning, and it was like 29°. Woe

tem said...

i get the BYU, Utah, etc games on Versus a lot. Get Pac 10 on that channel too.

tem said...

"They have the first "wild card selection", they don't have to take TCU. could (and probably would) take stanford"

this was my understanding, but h ave heard a lot that the Rose is forced to take the Non AQ team if Oregon goes to the title game.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Sources: Spoelstra frustrating Heat players"


Pat Riley releasing this shit, no?

BLUE said...

that might be possible too

Jugdish said...

I couldn't find my goddamned jacket this morning, and it was like 29°. Woe


look under the bed by the nightstand

/Lp

Jugdish said...

"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."

Keef said...

I can't believe the Colts are going to miss the playoffs

Jugdish said...

Cortland Padrino?


do it

Jugdish said...

or Cortland Sanchez

BLUE said...

"I can't believe the Colts are going to miss the playoffs"

they're still going to win their division

Keef said...

tem is write*

With the Rose Bowl losing Oregon to the title game, it will have to take TCU. BCS rules state for the games of January 2011 through 2014, the first year the Rose Bowl loses a team to the National Championship game, that non-AQ team will play in the Rose Bowl. So TCU is the pick.


That's so dumb

Keef said...

witnesses say that dude @ the Bears game ran and jumped off the ledge & kilt hisself*. But dude only fell 20 and still died. What a pussy

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"I can't believe the Colts are going to miss the playoffs"

they're still going to win their division


this^

Keef said...

"they're still going to win their division


this^"


Maybe. Maybe not

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"But dude only fell 20 and still died. What a pussy"

yeah man, infants survive those falls

Jugdish said...

That's so dumb



like college football

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"No wonder mize likes ice fishing."

thats meiz in the back ignoring her

tem said...

"tem is write*"

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

hillis trucking with ease

How bout them Buckeyes said...

#30 had no shot

none

How bout them Buckeyes said...

keef, issue

went to the place where i want to get it, i think i told you this but they dont ship, so went to a place he recommended that dis ship (Greenpoint, BK, very polish neighborhood) and they due* ship but it's a min $75 you have to spend for them to ship (should have called first, dumb)

so i have to figure this out on my own, either steal some sort of shipping device like a styrofoam/dry ice thingie or just ship it and hope it doesnt go bad

i'd hate for it to go bad even though it shouldnt because it's cooked already and they hang in the store for months on end

but i wouldnt want it to be runined from the box moisture or anything or god forbid get you or cmk sick so i'm working on it

goddamn bagels were so much easier, just ordered them bitches online and within 2 days fat rev had 24 bagels on his lap

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Storage -

Products are shipped in a cryovac (air tight plastic) container suitable for freezing and should be kept in-tact until ready to prepare (cooked)


yeah i dont have a cryovac masheen

How bout them Buckeyes said...

sucks, we shoulda sorted this out before we made the bet

i want you to taste this kielbasa, it's fucking legit

ns

How bout them Buckeyes said...

there is this place in Union, NJ that is also off the chain, maybe better than the bk guy so when i visit my mominlaw i'll hit them up see if they ship

i think they do, just a matter of a min order

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Seriphantwongs

that is someones last name

How bout them Buckeyes said...

wayne cherbet is a financial advisor

How bout them Buckeyes said...

3 weeks of work left for cmep

hopefully she'll never have to go back

Jugdish said...

President Obama Proposes 2-Year Pay Freeze for Federal Employees





dick

How bout them Buckeyes said...

you've been bamboozled!!!!!

Jugdish said...

not me...i didn't vote for him

Spaceman Spiff said...

westbrook teabags battier

How bout them Buckeyes said...

cherbet article

Keef said...

if you can't get the kielbasa, just send $20 worth of bagels.

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if you can't get the kielbasa, just send $20 worth of bagels and be called a weasel"

*fized

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"if you can't get the kielbasa, just send $20 worth of bagels and be called a weasel"

*fized

dont wanna risk ^this^

so give me a bit more time to see if i can make it happen

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal KO

street fight, followed by some redonk kicks to the head

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bar that pays drink bills when Miami Heat loses has lost $30,000 SO FAR"

hilarity

Keef said...

"dont wanna risk ^this^

so give me a bit more time to see if i can make it happen"


Alright. If you can't, I get it. Sending $20 in bagels is still paying off the bet.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"street fight, followed by some redonk kicks to the head"

damn, that shit just made me nauseous

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Alright. If you can't, I get it. Sending $20 in bagels is still paying off the bet."

thanks for not being an as.

you'll have something by xmas either way

How bout them Buckeyes said...

serious that ko was brutal, cuz he fell on his head then took two roundhouses to the head while limp

Keef said...

cool, thanks

How bout them Buckeyes said...

kids a bitch though (the Ko'er) dude wasnt even looking

Spaceman Spiff said...

"kids a bitch though (the Ko'er) dude wasnt even looking"

unconscious guys fault, they were matched up, facing off and then he ignores him a second later WFT?

at least he didnt deliver any of the kicks after he knocked him out

Keef said...

Da U fird* Shannon

Keef said...

zeke, of your* still alive, but it looks like UM will be in the Insight Bowl

Spaceman Spiff said...

and gruden killed the redonk rumor that he was going there

How bout them Buckeyes said...

unconscious guys fault, they were matched up, facing off and then he ignores him a second later WFT?

true

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Negotiations between the Yankees and Derek Jeter are at a standstill until Jeter and his agent, Casey Close, "drink the reality potion," according to a source close to the negotiations.

some of you guys need "reality potion"

How bout them Buckeyes said...

yesterday the Dwayne Bowe game happened

BLUE said...

"damn, that shit just made me nauseous"

yup

no reason to kick a dude once he's knocked out.

BLUE said...

"yesterday the Dwayne Bowe game happened"

he's going to eat champ for breakfast again next week

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Intriguing: Montell Jordan to preach

Jugdish said...

tcu to the big east...sources say

BLUE said...

makes sense, they're going to play the little sisters of the poor there too

/gee

How bout them Buckeyes said...

jugfast

How bout them Buckeyes said...

man steelers/ravens next sunday night im already pumped

i think saints/falcons too plus jets/pats monday night

How bout them Buckeyes said...

good week coming up

fucking tonights game is a joke

How bout them Buckeyes said...

jaws and gruden have no one to drool over

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont worry, gruden will drool over this guy

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Special Teams Player of the Week

Alfred Malone, DT, Las Vegas Locos (UFL).


Y S, skunkpatch?

Spaceman Spiff said...

SP had a four loko before writing

tem said...

gore / fitzgerald are gruden/jaws drool worthy

Spaceman Spiff said...

hathaway tits form her new movie

Keef said...

note to self

How bout them Buckeyes said...

BLIZOCKED

tem said...

damn tits forming a movie.

Keef said...

Good deal for New Balance shoes

Reebok.com offers 40% off your entire order with code CYBER40. Shipping is free.

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!" the 24-year-old tweeted from his iPad at around 5:15 Sunday after the Steelers' 19-16 overtime victory. "AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

-steve johnson tweet

Keef said...

what a moran*

Keef said...

This is why I take is slow

/jug

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i've been eating the shit out of fennel

How bout them Buckeyes said...

23 out of 25

How bout them Buckeyes said...

30 our of 32

Beth said...

"i think saints/falcons too plus jets/pats monday night"

Nope, Falcons play the Bucs next week.

BLUE said...

32 out of 32 with 2:39 left

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i stumbled on two of them and just gave up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Report: NFL will not suspend Andre Johnson for Cortland Finnegan fight"

goodell hates finnegan too

How bout them Buckeyes said...

bold

How bout them Buckeyes said...

Sunday Fall American Conference- Semi-Finals

Wolfpac (3) @ Hennessey's (2)
9:00am Field #2

Let's get it bitches!

How bout them Buckeyes said...

ya sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

Beth said...

Fair is fair I guess. If an athlete thanks god for the good then they should blame him for the bad.

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre right, fair is fair

beffast

Keef said...

32/32 1:24 left

Keef said...

not so good on the sandwhich* one

How bout them Buckeyes said...

whitlock on Young

Beth said...

"beffast"

Damn, I totally missed it the first time then.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Willie Nelson arrested"

leave this dude alone man
he smokes weed

tem said...

5 out of 32. i got bored and quit.

tem said...

8 of 25 before i got bored

Keef said...

tem has adhd

Keef said...

wall

How bout them Buckeyes said...

yeah lov has jumped the shark

How bout them Buckeyes said...

it's meiz's fault

Keef said...

c'mon bro

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"The hard truth is that getting this deficit under control is going to require some broad sacrifice, and that sacrifice must be shared by the employees of the federal government," Obama said.

why doesnt he take a pay cut, he got no rent, no bills

Keef said...

I can't believe how much of a pussy I've become with cold weather. The high the last few days has been about 55 and I've been freezing my as. off

Keef said...

had a fir* going all day yesterday because the house was too cold

Keef said...

pierogies or chicken fajitas for dinner tonight?

Keef said...

I want a black amex

BLUE said...

"why doesnt he take a pay cut, he got no rent, no bills"


he doesn't make that much...and cutting his salary doesn't put a blip in the deficit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"he doesn't make that much...and cutting his salary doesn't put a blip in the deficit"

400K, but anyway it shows unity, speaks to the people

it's a ploy that can do him no harm
AND
he's a federal employee so.......

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"I can't believe how much of a pussy I've become with cold weather. The high the last few days has been about 55 and I've been freezing my as. off"

that's unfortunate

How bout them Buckeyes said...

chicken fajitas

always.

Keef said...

"chicken fajitas

always."


alright

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"had a fir* going all day yesterday because the house was too cold"

no heat?

Keef said...

"no heat?"


Heat is electric. Fire is gas. Gas is cheaper.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i dont know what electric heat is

sorry

How bout them Buckeyes said...

im guessing you mean your ac unit is also your heat unit

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Fire is gas. Gas is cheaper."

fire is fire

How bout them Buckeyes said...

and you fight fire with fire

Keef said...

yeah, heater uses the same thermostat as the AC, which is electric

How bout them Buckeyes said...

florida still hot

BLUE said...

furnaces have fires inside them

How bout them Buckeyes said...

i need to get home for cards/niners man

im pumped

How bout them Buckeyes said...

you aint shit without a qb tem

Keef said...

why does tem need a qb? He has a reader

BLUE said...

cards owner should fire whisenhunt just for cutting leinart


he won't because he's a pussy and cheap

BLUE said...

with leinart they win 8 games at least, and have a shot at the division

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"why does tem need a qb? He has a reader"

i was responding to his larry fitz comment from earlier

How bout them Buckeyes said...

who cares, rams are winning that thing anyway

How bout them Buckeyes said...

maybe with just 8 wins too

BLUE said...

bradford is going to be really good

lock him up

BLUE said...

spagnuolo has built a good team too.

i like the rams.


fucking broncos should have hired spags

Keef said...

"with leinart they win 8 games at least, and have a shot at the division"


Blue is drinking on the yob

How bout them Buckeyes said...

yeah, spags was a good hire and im a bit shocked by whitetards development, he will be very good like you say

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"spagnuolo has built a good team too."

has 6 super bowl giants on that team

you know i think he's from bahstan, i should hate him

How bout them Buckeyes said...

but he put it in bostons ass so i love him

Hey there! said...

Heat is electric. Fire is gas. Gas is cheaper.


by far. Our heating all electric and our utility bills in the winter are redonk (over $450/mo.).

I want to look into geothermal since our house is mostly underground....I think there are big tax credits for that too.

How bout them Buckeyes said...

so now kod lives in underground cave?


and the hits jussst keep on coming!

Keef said...

hey there

Keef said...

Not SOS that LP didn't know that

ns

BLUE said...

"Blue is drinking on the yob"

they'll win 6 just because the division they're in sucks.

leinart is 2 wins better than max hall

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"Not SOS that LP didn't know that

ns"

wait so he really lives in an underground cave?

Keef said...

"they'll win 6 just because the division they're in sucks.

leinart is 2 wins better than max hall"


Cards D is awful. With Leinart, they're still the worse* team in that division

Keef said...

Fitzgerald hated Leinart

BLUE said...

fuck orton


fuck mcdaniels

fuck kyle brotzman

Keef said...

"wait so he really lives in an underground cave?"

sure

BLUE said...

"Fitzgerald hated Leinart"

everybody hated leinart, but he's better than the scrubs they have now

BLUE said...

how the fuck does jake delhomme still have a job in the NFL

Keef said...

"everybody hated leinart, but he's better than the scrubs they have now"

I don't even know you

Keef said...

"how the fuck does jake delhomme still have a job in the NFL"

grandfathered in

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"how the fuck does jake delhomme still have a job in the NFL and jeff george does not"

/whitlock

BLUE said...

online ordering for fiveguys is the bomb.

can skip the line

BLUE said...

these companies with their smart ideas

How bout them Buckeyes said...

"online ordering for fiveguys is the bomb.

can skip the line"

this mean your're coming out?

How bout them Buckeyes said...

piece

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

still walling

Mize said...

Blue has anger issues

I ♥ nuts said...

just got home... work is gonna suck tomorrow

Mize said...

Serves you right, you vacation taking ass motherfucker

Jugdish said...

finally

Jugdish said...

Gore getting injured saved me a win

I ♥ nuts said...

"Serves you right, you vacation taking ass motherfucker"


Did the Bears win?

Did the Vikings win?

Did the Lions win?

Who did the Lions play?

Jugdish said...

Bears beat Vick and the Revs

I can't lift my arm said...

fuck. you. That is all.

Jugdish said...

stop it blue

Jugdish said...

no sense of humor

tem said...

go

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