Monday, October 25, 2010

West is best

I'm so goddman happy that the Giants & Rangers beat Philly & NY. Like, you don't even know. If either the Phils or Yanks were in the Series, I wouldn't have watched 1 game. But with Texas & SF, I will watch every minute that I'm able to. It's weird how that works. Also, 2 Western Division teams say IN YOU FACE, EAST COAST!! But east coast bias says IN YOU FACE, TV RATINGS!

#1 team goes down in CFB for the 3rd week in a row. But now the #1 spot belongs to another SEC team, Auburn. And Boise is still in 3rd and close to falling behind TCU in 4th place. I'm actually kind of rooting for Sparty to move up to the top 2. Dantonio is a Vest disciple, so I'll root for them the rest of the way since they don't play tOSU.

Beth, if you want to give me a name/pic for the Falcons/Bengals game, go ahead. Fucking Bangles*.

Fuck Bert. I'm so glad that this season is turning out the way it is for him. Doucher.

Mize, congrats on taking down the unbeaten in the keeper league. Nice work.

Apparently we're playing fantasy basketball. Too bad basketball sucks.

Mize doesn't think Randy Moss is a selfish player. All of those who think mize is ratarded about that, say I.

Me & Cmk were watching TV on Saturday night and on CNN there was a show called Black in America and the description said something about blacks in America are increasingly going into debt because of the economy. I'm fairly certain that whites & Asians & Mexicans & Haitians are also strugg-a-ling with the bad economy. I wonder what kind of uproar a show called White in America would cause.

Goddman softball seasons are over. Bolth* teams lost last night, by a combined 36 runs I think. It was awful. Praise allah that neither made the playoffs so the next couple of weeks are off.

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Beth said...

I

Beth said...

"Beth, if you want to give me a name/pic for the Falcons/Bengals game, go ahead. Fucking Bangles*."

You know I always forget about you and Cincy, probably cause you live in Arizona. ns

Give me a few minutes to come up with something.

Beth said...

Ok keith, not sure if you can get the photo for your profile pic off a page with other stuff on it or not, but if it can your new name and pic are:

Falcons are SB bound!!

Miss Me Yet? said...

bad vegas hangover

Miss Me Yet? said...

tables were not kind, but i cashed in on ncaa football and mlb

Miss Me Yet? said...

if OU would of* won and covered it would of* been a huge saturday for me... kilt 2 parlays and a straight bet. one of the parlays was an 8 team/$10 bet... i hit 7 out of 8 and it would have payed $1500

Miss Me Yet? said...

prop bets on baseball were fun

Miss Me Yet? said...

haven't gambled of football in a while.... it's strange rooting for teams you usually hate... i spent saturday rooting for OSU, Bama, UGA, OU, Miami and Auburn.

Miss Me Yet? said...

you going to florida/georgia this weekend, beth?

El Padrino said...

nice tp

BLUE said...

fuck the broncos

tem said...

break up the Bucs

tem said...

quite possibly the worst 4-2 team ever.

El Padrino said...

farve said he left messages but not the cock shots

makes no cents*

El Padrino said...

dolphins were jobbed

tem said...

dolphins were mega jobbed

Beth said...

"you going to florida/georgia this weekend, beth?"

I'm not, but you are right? I was reading in the paper today it's been 30 years since neither has been ranked when they've played. Should be an interesting game for sure.

El Padrino said...

kod has to be hurting, farve coming back this year was a big mistake and childress honestly should be fired for begging, making him come back

Miss Me Yet? said...

"Should be an interesting game for sure."

yeah, somehow both teams are still alive to win the east

El Padrino said...

"Childress admitted he considered yanking Favre from the game after his second interception, which came just four minutes after the first and gave Green Bay a 28-17 lead it would not relinquish."

hahahahahaha, you were gonna pull him my ass

El Padrino said...

FACEBOOK 'accidentally outing gay users'...

this happen to you meiz?

El Padrino said...

people jumping out windows

El Padrino said...

awful story bout a nurse turning off this guys life support machine by accident

JFreak said...

Aye

El Padrino said...

texas sucks (mack brown)

BLUE said...

oklahoma sucks

tem said...

WVU sucks

Jugdish said...

i

BLUE said...

auburn does not suck

BLUE said...

Auburn should be undefeated still when they play Alabama

Jugdish said...

going to see jackass at 11 CST

Aitch said...

My godfather just called me up and asked if I had any plans for Sunday. I told him no. he then said he wants to treat me to the Pats - Vikes game as an early bday present.

EOW!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

watching favre and moss beat you in person is gonna be brutal

WOE

Spaceman Spiff said...

blanked on the FNBA shizz, how many times was the info posted

JFreak said...

"going to see jackass at 11 CST"

The unauthorized Keith biography?

JFreak said...

"blanked on the FNBA shizz, how many times was the info posted"

two or three times.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Y! Sources: Iverson has agreed in principle to a two-year, $4M deal in Turkey."

the answerglu!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Talk about having your bases covered. Bengie Molina would get a World Series championship ring regardless of whether the Texas Rangers or San Francisco Giants win it all."

CHAMPYUNSHIP

/molina

Spaceman Spiff said...

brock lesnar isnt a fighter yet, anytime his face gets touched he has a panic attack

didnt even get hit with a clean shot, and he starts breakdancing in the middle of the fight, hilarity

standing up and getting greeted with a 4 hit combo mustve sucked

El Padrino said...

i thought lesnar was the boss in that mma shit

El Padrino said...

all three molinas have a ring now

El Padrino said...

thank god the gremlin went home last night, a crying gremlin was even worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone needs to kill that thing

Spaceman Spiff said...

chef tio has no clue she has no chance, only room for 1 dyke iron chef

Spaceman Spiff said...

lions are favored this week against the skins, suite

El Padrino said...

chef tio has no clue she has no chance, only room for 1 dyke iron chef

^this

El Padrino said...

britt was a monster and sat out the first quarter for kicking some guys ass last week

El Padrino said...

browns had a 68 yard fake pun run?

jesus, did the saints even show up?

El Padrino said...

blue really, 59? really?

El Padrino said...

spiff i had white and britt on the same team

apologies

El Padrino said...

does anyone care about the keeper in espn? i'd like to upgrade my roster

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff i had white and britt on the same team"

think you destroyed me in yahoo last week too with bowe and someone else, maybe austin

Spaceman Spiff said...

who dropped bowe 2 weeks ago, brutal

El Padrino said...

i dont have a good feeling about the game tonight and it's not a reverse jinx

El Padrino said...

"who dropped bowe 2 weeks ago, brutal"

whoever dropped josh hamilton

El Padrino said...

"think you destroyed me in yahoo last week too with bowe and someone else, maybe austin"

jennings i dont have autism*

El Padrino said...

need nicks to be > than autism and holding a 7 point lead

tem said...

blue,

what are the good housing areas around the children's hospital...if any.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"need nicks to be > than autism and holding a 7 point lead"

not happening, isnt nicks banged up

El Padrino said...

my new thing is i do that Brian Wilson X arm thing at home or whenever i want, like when something goes my way

cmep hates it already, she never gives things a chance

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm rooting for big time timmy jim over clifton phifer, may not end well

El Padrino said...

"not happening, isnt nicks banged up"

think it's a coughlin/parcells injury listing, he's playing

tem said...

"didnt even get hit with a clean shot"

i thought the same thing, but his face was pretty busted up for not having gotten hit with a clean shot.

his face was looking rough, that cut was deep, and i didn't think he got hit cleanly yet.

when cain was burying him at the end, those were clean, but brock was already cut and fucked up before that.

tem said...

"all three molinas have a ring now"


they did before didn't they?

old molina already has one from his days as an angel i think.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
his face was looking rough, that cut was deep, and i didn't think he got hit cleanly yet."

got cut because it wasnt a flush shot, think it was one of those rip jobs where the glove slides across the face, ripping the skin

tem said...

"blue,

what are the good housing areas around the children's hospital...if any."

and i mean in denver, or auroa or whatever the fuck it is called.

tem said...

"think it was one of those rip jobs where the glove slides across the face, ripping the skin"


could be, i think that is what happened to tito's head too in his fight.

brock should have gotten more vaseline put on his face.

tem said...

brock definitely does not like getting punched.

tem said...

after he charged cain and didn't take him down that fight was over.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"when cain was burying him at the end, those were clean, but brock was already cut and fucked up before that."

knockdown blow before the ground and pound was a big shot to the back of the head 2:18 left in the round, check the breakdance GIF

lesnars fault he got hit in the back of the head though, he runs away too much

Spaceman Spiff said...

unertaker axed lesnar "wanna do it?" after the fight NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

PHENOM 18-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

*undertaker

tem said...

brock was fucked before the breakdance.

he was already staggered by something.

tem said...

i guess the beard didn't help much.


i think the cop he pushed on his way to the cage should have tased him.

tem said...

"unertaker axed lesnar "wanna do it?" after the fight NS"

?

Spaceman Spiff said...

rosie jones tits

always a crowd pleaser

El Padrino said...

undertaker is mma now?

the fuck

El Padrino said...

i love rosie

tem said...

"undertaker is mma now?"

he was in the crowd watching.

him and lesnar are good friends apparently.

El Padrino said...

his wife is stone cole*s first wife debra from wwf

El Padrino said...

that's lesnars wife i mean

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Talk about having your bases covered. Bengie Molina would get a World Series championship ring regardless of whether the Texas Rangers or San Francisco Giants win it all."

irregardless

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"my new thing is i do that Brian Wilson X arm thing at home or whenever i want, like when something goes my way"

In one of our games last night we were down by like 19 so I pitched the last inning. Got out of it with no runs and I did the X arm thing

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

undertaker interview right after the fight

"you wanna do it?"

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I need a tattoo across my throught*

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

that emma stone chick hosted snl on Saturday. tem needs to discuss whether or not she is hot in tw's post because I'm unsure

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

i don't normally like red heads but she's not bad

El Padrino said...

snl was bad, i had high hopes although i enjoyed the wrangler opne fly commercial

El Padrino said...

i think she's hot but her lips are small and i dont know about her ass

El Padrino said...

interesting, it's still real to me dammit

El Padrino said...

who was the blond chick in the back-round*

she was smokin'

tem said...

undertaker seemed cool

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"although i enjoyed the wrangler opne fly commercial"


shocking that you liked the skit that showed blurred dong

El Padrino said...

"shocking that you liked the skit that showed blurred dong"

was fucking hilarity

tem said...

i didn't know SNL was still running new episodes

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

Jay Mohr is calling Favre Bert. Hi Jay

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"was fucking hilarity"


yeah it was pretty good

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"My godfather just called me up and asked if I had any plans for Sunday. I told him no. he then said he wants to treat me to the Pats - Vikes game as an early bday present."

H is going so he can get some advise* from the biggest attaitchion whore in the world

BLUE said...

"what are the good housing areas around the children's hospital...if any."

none

it's in the middle of nowhere, in a shitty area. That's how CU and Children's got the land so cheap.

BLUE said...

the idea was that it would build up around it, but nobody wants to live there.

maybe the "lowry" area of denver would be where people might want to live around there, but that's it

it's the ghetto fo sho

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

mike LOW-ry

El Padrino said...

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

El Padrino said...

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

El Padrino said...

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her mum makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a mistress.

El Padrino said...

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

El Padrino said...

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress.

Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image.

Third Date: You are broke, she finds someone wealthier.

El Padrino said...

ARAB WOMEN

First Date: Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are beheaded.

El Padrino said...

Raheem Morris: "We're the best team in the NFC"


hahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Beth said...

Sorry Raheem, you're not even the best team in your division.

El Padrino said...

truths

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Sorry Raheem, you're not even the best team in your division."


That's right! We're Super BowlTM bound, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

JFreak said...

"does anyone care about the keeper in espn? i'd like to upgrade my roster"

Drew Brees is available in the keeper league.

El Padrino said...

i dont have the guns to get him

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"does anyone care about the keeper in espn? i'd like to upgrade my roster"


Dallas Clark is available

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

hakeem nicks is available

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

ryan fitzpatrick is available

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Down 15 points, Stoops went for two after an Oklahoma touchdown cut Mizzou’s lead to nine. Why? You kick the extra point and make it a one-possession game. When OU’s two-point attempt failed, Missouri retained a two-possession lead"


I said that to cmk at the time and she said "Yeah, that was a dumb move". If cmk says it's a dumb move, you know it's ratarded

Beth said...

"If cmk says it's a dumb move, you know it's ratarded"

Has she ever said marrying you was a dumb move?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

heyoooooooooooo

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

she said getting engaged and breaking it is a dumb move

BLUE said...

knight to rook 4 is a dumb move

Beth said...

"she said getting engaged and breaking it is a dumb move"

Give her my email address. I'd like to hear from her about how things turn out when you marry the wrong guy, as opposed to what I did.

s

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

keef you get life insurance yet?

BLUE said...

can i get your email address?

i have some pictures to send you

BLUE said...

of my dong

/ep

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Give her my email address. I'd like to hear from her about how things turn out when you marry the wrong guy, as opposed to what I did."

well played

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

cunt

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"keef you get life insurance yet?"


No, why?

Beth said...

You need my email to send dong pictures? Well then of course you can have it, it's mrmeiz@aol.com.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I mean, I think I have some through work. But I haven't paid for any

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"You need my email to send dong pictures? Well then of course you can have it, it's mrmeiz@aol.com."


fuck yeah, send her that shit

/mize

kod said...

farve coming back this year was a big mistake and childress honestly should be fired for begging, making him come back


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kod said...

Georgia trip is a go; Nov 10-13



suite

El Padrino said...

"No, why?"

just asking, you should when he or she is born but you knew that already

just comparing rates to whoever might have it

El Padrino said...

Georgia trip is a go; Nov 10-13



suite


oh no

/beth

El Padrino said...

jason bourne has 4 girls

yikes

Spaceman Spiff said...

no one would fuck with bourne though, so he's covered

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"just asking, you should when he or she is born but you knew that already

just comparing rates to whoever might have it"


OIC. Yeah we'll get it next year. I'll let you know.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

is it bad that I'm just going to buy a cheap gray suite from Kohl's for my Halloween costume and then return it when Halloween is over? I tolt* one of my customers that today and she flipped out like I was robbing Kohl's

Spaceman Spiff said...

imagine popping one of those cherries, then bourne rolling up on yo with a wrench because fuck you thats why

wait that isnt right

imagine bourne rolls up on you and says after hes done with you your face is gonna look like you took a nosedive from an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

wait thats not it

imagine bourne rolls up on you and says hes gonna flop a nut straight on you

hold on

imagine bourne rolls up on you and says you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!

damn it

imagine bourne rolls up on you and says she wouldnt want me too, thats the only reason youre alive

you would shit your pants

BLUE said...

"is it bad that I'm just going to buy a cheap gray suite from Kohl's for my Halloween costume and then return it when Halloween is over? I tolt* one of my customers that today and she flipped out like I was robbing Kohl's"

that's the kind of thing you do, but keep to yourself

BLUE said...

like if something blue has breaks...he goes and buys the exact same one, then returns the broken one as if its the one he just bought.

classic

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

oh

Spaceman Spiff said...

compare that to some dad looking up at you and threatening you, whos daughter would you diddle

El Padrino said...

my fav dessert

/ep

BLUE said...

isn't bourne like 5"8 and 3/4ths

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"like if something blue has breaks...he goes and buys the exact same one, then returns the broken one as if its the one he just bought.

classic"


When I was living in Ohio and broke, I slept on an air mattress and when it eventually wouldn't hold air anymore I would buy a new one and put the old one in the box and return it

Spaceman Spiff said...

bourne could be 5' flat but he's bourne







and he probly wears lifts that make him close to 6'

El Padrino said...

"that's the kind of thing you do, but keep to yourself"

ghetto

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"ghetto"


don't act holier then now

El Padrino said...

your on a date and he calls, where are you, you ask

i'm looking right at you

then hang up

that shit is creepy

BLUE said...

"ghetto"

thanks obama

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought only females did that with clothes

El Padrino said...

"ghetto"


don't act holier then now"

i'd do it, doesnt mean it aint ghetto

El Padrino said...

fuck halloween anyway
hope your going to a party otherwise why you dressing up

shit is gay son

BLUE said...

shit, blue was cleaning out the closet and cmblue had some clothes that still had the tags from like 5 years ago on them....he thought about taking them back and asking for store credit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

does kohls have a suite return policy?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"i'd do it, doesnt mean it aint ghetto"

AA

BLUE said...

walmart will take anything back.

"wait, you mean you bought this here suit at walmart?"

"yes"

"ok, here's $250 in store credit"

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"fuck halloween anyway
hope your going to a party otherwise why you dressing up"


Well yeah. Why the fuck would I get a costume to hang out at the house? I'm gonna be Pee Wee Herman

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"does kohls have a suite return policy?"


Yeah

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I'll just leave the tags on it

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

sell them on ebay blue

El Padrino said...

"I'm gonna be Pee Wee Herman"

derek for real

El Padrino said...

favre in walking boot, two ankle fractures

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"derek for real"


huh?

El Padrino said...

"derek for real"


huh?

blow

BLUE said...

"favre in walking boot, two ankle fractures"

status uncertain...hilarity

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dave Meltzer has confirmed that World Wrestling Entertainment has made an offer to Brock Lesnar to face The Undertaker at WrestleMania."


easy money for brock then go back to UFC is he wants

Spaceman Spiff said...

*if

Spaceman Spiff said...

probly what undertaker was asking about

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I can't take Lesnar seriously

tem said...

i can't take your face seriously.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

didn't see that one coming

tem said...

that is surprising, i figured you would have seen it coming

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

figures

tem said...

indeed it does

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

this is fascinating

BLUE said...

so is your face

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

i know

BLUE said...

rick reilly is a moron

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

der

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

Goddamn Ravens kilt my 5 teamer

Mize said...

I already don't like the IT people at work. Bastards.

Jugdish said...

why not?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"I already don't like the IT people at work. Bastards."


IT guy: how can I help you?

mize: I don't like this system. I'm a mouse guy.

IT guy: ::flank silence::

mize: Hello? Did you hear me? I'm a mouse guy. I can't use this system.

IT guy: Is your computer plugged in?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

mize: Hey, IT, is there a way I can contact you on Twitter?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

spaghetti with homemade gravy tonight

Jugdish said...

mize: I don't like this system. I'm a mouse guy.



chuckle

Jugdish said...

IT guy: how can I help you?

mize: I need to get some more RAM for this system

IT guy: ::short stack::

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

the fnba league is really gay

Jugdish said...

3-0 in my money leagues this week...suite

unless Miles Austin fumbles three times tonight and has less than 20 yards receiving

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I need Jacobs & Roy Williams to have < than 29 pts combined to move to 2-5 in my $ league

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

Stu Scott: What makes Demarcus Ware such an effective pass rusher, Matt?

Matt Millen: In a word, it's great instincts


smat*

Mize said...

"why not?"

I put up a Bucks wallpaper on my desktop and I was gone 3 hours later. Fucking nazis. Everybody else has some other shit on theirs, but I apparently can't.

Jugdish said...

they fear the deer

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