Monday, October 11, 2010

This is going to be short and painless

LMC

Beisbol is over. It was a good season.

Pro football is over. It was a bad season.

Seriously, though. Shitty month for my sports teams. Reds didn't show up for the playoffs. It's ok though. They'll be back in 2025. And Bengals start October by losing to Cleveland & Tampa Bay. tem, if you want, I'll give you a 3 day name/pic payoff since we forgot to bet.

Also seriously, though. The beisbol playoffs with NY, SF, Tampa, & Philly are good for MLB, I guess. But I vow to not watch 1 more pitch of this postseason. If the Rangers make it past this round, AHIIK, maybe I'll watch some. But otherwise, no.

LP is back this week, right? O/U on the # of hours he watched porn whilst on vacation is 27.5 hours.

We went 1-1 in softball last night. Shitty team won, SAS, and good team lost, SAS. I was 8 for 8 with 2 walks on the night. All hits were singles. I'm like Rafael Belliard.

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Beth said...

Well I've made quite a few jokes in the past on LOV about having sex with a professional athlete, and yesterday at the Braves game it finally happened. Yep, I got screwed by Brooks Conrad.

(As did every other Braves fan.)

Beth said...

That was the most painful game I've ever been at in any sport. The place was going crazy, 1 damn strike away from going up 2-1, and a few minutes later it was silent and we were all sitting there absolutely stunned. Just terrible.

Beth said...

Oh almost forgot, sitting behind us at the Braves game was the most annoying Milwaukee guy!! (ns) He kept comparing everything the entire game to Milwaukee related sports. There was plenty of woe mixed in there too so I'm thinking Mize may just be a product of his environment. (again, ns)

Typical comments: "They stole Fear the Beard from Fear the Deer!" and how well many of the players fared against the Brewers this season.

BLUE said...

yep, Brooks Conrad is a little bitch

BLUE said...

on a side note...don't name your kid brooks

El Padrino said...

That was the most painful game I've ever been at in any sport. The place was going crazy, 1 damn strike away from going up 2-1, and a few minutes later it was silent and we were all sitting there absolutely stunned. Just terrible.


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WADR

El Padrino said...

fuck the phillies

BLUE said...

that's what happens when you swing the bat in the playoffs

El Padrino said...

i'm back tomorroe*, one more day

El Padrino said...

they shoulda had Smoltzie close

El Padrino said...

cole hammels is a giant pussy

El Padrino said...

mike hart bithces

El Padrino said...

wonder if Pioli is immediately regretting his matt cassel decision

El Padrino said...

i'm out of the $94,000 pool
fucking chargers, and i know better
raiders are redonk when home dogs

in my defense i split the box with stupid father in law and he vetoed my first two picks which were winners

bears and colts

so it's his fault

BLUE said...

what I can't figure out is why they didn't pickup Leinart...he knows Todd Haley's offense, he would have been cheap, and they could have used him this year.

El Padrino said...

oh well, that pool is always a pipe dream anyway

Beth said...

"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Well we did all console ourselves with the fact that we're not the Mess.

BLUE said...

plus Cassel is used to being Leinart's backup

El Padrino said...

leinart eh, what's the difference
both usc bums

El Padrino said...

"Well we did all console ourselves with the fact that we're not the Mess."

sure ya did, burn

El Padrino said...

it's 2-1 anyway so frankie says relax

El Padrino said...

injuries have derailed the pakcers super bowl run

El Padrino said...

i thought max hall died on that hit where his helmet came off

hey Max, slide. This is not BYU.

El Padrino said...

LP is back this week, right? O/U on the # of hours he watched porn whilst on vacation is 27.5 hours.


under

BLUE said...

"i thought max hall died on that hit where his helmet came off"

no doubt

El Padrino said...

"Shitty month for my sports teams."

not named the Buckeyes

as.

BLUE said...

way under?

BLUE said...

there is still today

Beth said...

On the plus side in Atlanta, it looks like we might have the best team in the NFC. If not THE best then definitely in the top 2 or 3.

El Padrino said...

way under, i was doing some work around the apt this week so the comp was disconnected for a bit, plus we did alot of stuff

El Padrino said...

Top 3 for sure

BLUE said...

well the broncos suck

El Padrino said...

bmore tough

BLUE said...

although it turns out Orton wouldn't have been an awful FFB play this week

El Padrino said...

guy throws for 300 week in week out
im just SAS that brandon lloyd is the gtg

Aitch said...

"yep, Brooks Conrad is a little bitch"

Think they will find him hanging from a beam with "Brooks was here" carved on it?

Beth said...

While that may be a bit extreme, if Brooks hadn't been here (ahiik) the Braves would be up 2-1 and wouldn't be forced to beat Lincecum to move on.

Beth said...

Hey EP, congrats on your new job as Carl Paladino's campaign adviser!

BLUE said...

"guy throws for 300 week in week out
im just SAS that brandon lloyd is the gtg"

brandon Lloyd really isn't, he's the deep threat though.

He's the Randy Moss in that mcdaniels system, and he seems to beat guys deep everytime

Aitch said...

c'mon Beth, would you really be upset if he stepped off the sidewalk this morning and got creamed by a bus?

BLUE said...

Orton spreads the wealth too.

Gaffney 31 catches
Lloyd 30 catches
Royal 29 catches

All 3 on pace to catch over 90 this year.

Beth said...

"c'mon Beth, would you really be upset if he stepped off the sidewalk this morning and got creamed by a bus?"

Well, it just needs to keep him from playing long enough for the Braves to finish this year's playoffs (tonight probably) and trade him.

Aitch said...

"(tonight probably)"

xnij

El Padrino said...

"While that may be a bit extreme, if Brooks hadn't been here (ahiik)"

blame Wren

fucking depth, career minor leaguer

Beth said...

I'm trying.

Beth said...

"blame Wren"

You can't blame Wren, Conrad is their 3rd string. Blame injuries.

El Padrino said...

his nickname is Raw Dog

hahahahahaha

and that's how he fucked the Braves season last night, raw dog

hahahahahahaa

El Padrino said...

"You can't blame Wren, Conrad is their 3rd string. Blame injuries."

Oh Elzabeth

Aitch said...

"Elzabeth"

Gems

Aitch said...

EP, I don't know if you noticed but I won our Mess bet. I'm guessing you won't be paying up though...

El Padrino said...

EP, I don't know if you noticed but I won our Mess bet. I'm guessing you won't be paying up though...

what was it? I'll pay a name pic bet if those were the terms.

you'll get no bagels from me buster

BLUE said...

i see that even though Kod hates Columbus day...he still doesn't turn it down when they offer to give him the holiday off

My Tesus tat is suite said...

ep i owe you a name/pic change for the uf/bama game... i'm tired of the tesus tat guy

Aitch said...

"what was it? I'll pay a name pic bet if those were the terms."

3 day name/pic. I'll find something for you

Beth said...

"i see that even though Kod hates Columbus day...he still doesn't turn it down when they offer to give him the holiday off"

He's taking the day off in protest.

BLUE said...

EP is marching in the parade today

My Tesus tat is suite said...

fsu fans are out of the woodwork today... got 3 emails and 2 guys stopped by my office to gloat about fsu being ranked higher than uf... good times

BLUE said...

if the shoe fits

BLUE said...

wouldn't old urb love to have Cam Newton back now

BLUE said...

dude is the truth

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"wouldn't old urb love to have Cam Newton back now"

yeah, i'm sure urb would like to have cam... it's too bad cam was stealing computers at uf. i think that played a big part in him leaving

My Tesus tat is suite said...

watching bama lose was fun

El Padrino said...

Miss Me Yet?

tp

El Padrino said...

that's your new name pic

My Tesus tat is suite said...

i still have not seen a good replay of the fake FG from the lsu/uf game.... thought for sure they were going to call it a forward pass

Aitch said...

EP:

What a Mess!

Miss Me Yet? said...

i do miss the OBC

BLUE said...

"i still have not seen a good replay of the fake FG from the lsu/uf game.... thought for sure they were going to call it a forward pass"

the million times I saw it, it looks like it was almost perfectly parallel with the line of scrimmage.

one of those things where if they'd have called it an incomplete pass on the field, replay probably wouldn't have been able to overturn it either way.

BLUE said...

i liked les miles explanation of the call:

we thought we'd score a TD on it.

really? your kicker is going to outrun the UF defense for 40 yards?

Miss Me Yet? said...

"one of those things where if they'd have called it an incomplete pass on the field, replay probably wouldn't have been able to overturn it either way"

yeah, i agree.... son a bitch miles gets lucky again... grate* bounce too

tem said...

"one of those things where if they'd have called it an incomplete pass on the field, replay probably wouldn't have been able to overturn it either way."

^^^

tem said...

i got beyind 3ased yesterday

El Padrino said...

lsu, winning games on the brink of disaster every week

unreal, les miles is the slimmer version of andy reid but crazier

El Padrino said...

OBC knows how to beat Saban

he must be an excorcist of some kind

Miss Me Yet? said...

uf should have called at TO after the replay... they needed to regroup on D. would have been a nice win to steal, because lsu really outplayed them all game

El Padrino said...

i think we went a little overboard with the apple picking

i have 28 pounds of apples

NS

Miss Me Yet? said...

didn't see any of the mich st/mich game... did denard play well?

El Padrino said...

so after lsu and auburn lose you'll have what, 5 top ten one loss SEC teams?

Miss Me Yet? said...

i have 28 1/2 pounds of apples

fixed

El Padrino said...

shoelace had a bad day throwing

made some bad reads

Miss Me Yet? said...

"so after lsu and auburn lose you'll have what, 5 top ten one loss SEC teams?"

sec west will be tough to sort out... as bad as uf has been this season, if they win out their sec games they still win the east

Miss Me Yet? said...

"shoelace had a bad day throwing

made some bad reads"


i think he'll be ok... got a feeling he is going to beat osu this year

El Padrino said...

"got a feeling he is going to beat osu this year"

could be the year....

Aitch said...

EP, you're name is posted

tem said...

"got a feeling he is going to beat osu this year"

not this year

Miss Me Yet? said...

"not this year"

where is the game this year?

What A Mess said...

ok aitch

What A Mess said...

@ OSU

What A Mess said...

Casserly said that Brady told Moss to cut his beard, and that Moss told Brady he need needs to cut his hair because he looks like a girl.

funny

Aitch said...

"Casserly said that Brady told Moss to cut his beard, and that Moss told Brady he need needs to cut his hair because he looks like a girl."

Moss' camp is denying that this morning.

tem said...

true on both accounts

What A Mess said...

it's still funny

Miss Me Yet? said...

"@ OSU"

denard will probably have to wait until next year then

tem said...

yeah, i think they win next year.

Spaceman Spiff said...

beff dont watch

giant dugout on the game tying run, big time timmy jim going crazy

can hear him yell fuck yea

Spaceman Spiff said...

TP who is this and where can i find more

Spaceman Spiff said...

read lincecums lips

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

"#lowrententionrate"

nice HDH freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ESPN's Brad Edwards has projected what the BCS standings would look like if they were released today. According to his projections, consensus No. 3 Boise State would be on top -- and consensus No. 1 Ohio State would be fifth. "

WFT is this shit

What A Mess said...

psycho

Spaceman Spiff said...

not likely but would be hilarity if favre streak ends because of dong pic suspension

What A Mess said...

spiff, had the Veal Parm from Best Thing I Ever Ate at Il Vogabando (emeril said to go)

twas awesome

What A Mess said...

wonder what ladies think when they get a dong pic?

i cant imagine it turning them on or convincing them to even talk to the person again

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff, had the Veal Parm from Best Thing I Ever Ate at Il Vogabando (emeril said to go)"

awesome, did you just use a spoon

What A Mess said...

I ate three fried Mars Bars from A Salt and Battery sat night

i think they are still attached to my heart

sooooooooogood though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wonder if Pioli is immediately regretting his matt cassel decision"

bowe fucked him yesterday

What A Mess said...

"awesome, did you just use a spoon"

fork tender but no, butterknife

gotta go back with a group and hit up the Bocce court

Spaceman Spiff said...

falcons have 2 'lucky' wins, just sayin

What A Mess said...

"bowe fucked him yesterday"

yeah two td drops for Riddick*

cassel still sucks though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gotta go back with a group and hit up the rough touch Bocce court"

*fized

What A Mess said...

browns are a tough out, really the shittiest team is the panthers followed by the bills

every other team will play you tough

rams were exception yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak, what is rubicon about

What A Mess said...

knocked off many restuarants this week, me and cmep had some good eats

What A Mess said...

"freak, what is rubicon about"

secret sock society

What A Mess said...

yo keef you'll get kielbasa soon enough, predicting end of this month

if you have my email addy drop me a mail with the address or po box you'd like it delivered too

not sure you want me having your addy, might mail you a stiff turd or too

JFreak said...

"freak, what is rubicon about"

It's a conspiracy show about a independent intelligence company that processes information for the US government.

The main character and his father-in-law work there. The fil gets killed under shady circumstances the main character tries to figure out what happened.

Stars the guy who played Leckie in the Pacific and he's really good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

got it, that guy was in 24 too

Spaceman Spiff said...

if purple jesus goes off, zeke can beat me with 2 spots on byes starting, jeebus

BLUE said...

zeke is kind of on a bye week

What A Mess said...

how did keef's lasagna come out?

Keef said...

lasagna was grate*. Pops was impressed.

Keef said...

He said it reminded him of OG

s

BLUE said...

OG's lasagna is straight gangsta

Keef said...

Giants look tough.

Keef said...

NY, not SF

Miss Me Yet? said...

"TP who is this and where can i find more"

gainesville is full of that... it's crazy

Miss Me Yet? said...

"ESPN's Brad Edwards has projected what the BCS standings would look like if they were released today. According to his projections, consensus No. 3 Boise State would be on top -- and consensus No. 1 Ohio State would be fifth. "

double wft

BLUE said...

to be fair, OSU hasn't played shit yet. Especially since Miami has turned out to be shit.

Not sure how BSU would jump Oregon.

but i don't understand the BCS

BLUE said...

if Miami is shit, then OSU has played shit, i guess.

all they've played is shit.

Keef said...

UM is not going to beat tosu this year

BLUE said...

all the bcs shit will switch once the BCS teams get into conference schedules and player some higher ranked teams

Miss Me Yet? said...

what teams are not "into conference schedules" yet?

Keef said...

"to be fair, OSU hasn't played shit yet. Especially since Miami has turned out to be shit.

Not sure how BSU would jump Oregon.

but i don't understand the BCS"


How many top 25 teams has Boise beaten?

Spaceman Spiff said...

guy filling in for rome sucks

Keef said...

"not named the Buckeyes

as."


I said pro football and pro beisbol

BLUE said...

Boise State has the 3rd toughest SOS so far according to the RPI.

tOSU is the 4th

Keef said...

"guy filling in for rome sucks"

Is it that josh innes dork?

BLUE said...

Boise has played the 28th ranked team (va tech) the 29th ranked team (OSU), then it's 81, 107, 153

tOSU has played the 22nd ranked team (miami), then 48 (Illinois), then 85, 101, 146, 190

BLUE said...

"what teams are not "into conference schedules" yet?"

having played one or two games in conference, while playing a bunch of cream puffs, does not help out the BCS schools right now in SOS.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is it that josh innes dork?"

dunno, its a houston guy

What A Mess said...

lasagna was grate*. Pops was impressed.

suite

BLUE said...

except in the SEC

What A Mess said...

just made some eggplant/tomato pasta will post tomorrow was esselent maine*

Keef said...

I need ldt to have -31 pts tonight

What A Mess said...

Giants look tough.

indeed

Keef said...

I don't like eggplant

What A Mess said...

see the look on Mason Crosby's face when it hit off the post

he was like wft i nailed that shit, would have been good from 65 it looked like

What A Mess said...

alot of people dont like eggplant
the way i cooked it, just now, i think you'd eat it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he was like wft i nailed that shit, would have been good from 65 it looked like"

janikowski face

Keef said...

Actress Minka Kelly has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010 by Esquire magazine.



stupid

Keef said...

"the way i cooked it, just now, i think you'd eat it"


Did you cook it so that it turnt* into something else?

BLUE said...

i think minka kelly is pretty hot

What A Mess said...

"Did you cook it so that it turnt* into something else?"

something like that

What A Mess said...

cowboys plays gints twice in the next 5 games

they go to minny next week, hmoe to giants, then jax/packers/giants

Mize said...

This living at home shit is fucking up my getting a jobness. I'm gonna flip my shit if I miss another important email because of some housework bullshit.

What A Mess said...

wft gif

Keef said...

"i think minka kelly is pretty hot"


Pretty hot is < than sexiest woman alive

Keef said...

plus, you can't be sexy when you have jeter herp

Keef said...

"guy filling in for rome sucks"



His Cowboys/stripper analogy was terrible

Keef said...

apparently KC's running game is really good when it's really good

Keef said...

spiff you ain't nerve lied about this dude. Jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

it aint even close to over

Keef said...

now he's on an elite QB kick. Is this LP?

Mize said...

"c'mon Beth, would you really be upset if he stepped off the sidewalk this morning and got creamed by a bus?"


That's insufferable New Englander talk

Spaceman Spiff said...

wiki entry of the day

WFT is this shit

Mize said...

"Casserly said that Brady told Moss to cut his beard, and that Moss told Brady he need needs to cut his hair because he looks like a girl."


Awesome.

Keef said...

I'ma see if I can find a bug party this weekend

s

Mize said...

"TP who is this and where can i find more"


Dime a dozen at UF, I'm sure

Keef said...

I drove past a billboard for the Phoenix Boys Choir and it had a picture of them on it. I feel bad for those kids. They don't stand a fucking chance

Miss Me Yet? said...

"I feel bad for those kids"

bunch of bugchasers

Mize said...

"rams were exception yesterday"


No. Proof that the Lions are for real. They should have 3 wins.

Mize said...

That's a juiced ball. That's bullshit.

Keef said...

"No. Proof that the Lions are for real. They should have 3 wins."

And Cincy should have won game 2 of the NLDS. But they didn't. Scoreboard

Mize said...

So Favre wears a Twins hat?

Never wore a Breer's hat in Wisky.

Keef said...

Only people who chase bugs wear Breer's hats

Mize said...

Phew. Good thing I've been rocking the Vikes hats.

tem said...

getting HIV lets you get social security early?

Mize said...

Goddamn fucking Reds.

Beth said...

"wonder what ladies think when they get a dong pic?"

Well I can't speak for other women but I would think, "damn, how do I get me some of that?!?!"

s

BLUE said...

"Well I can't speak for other women but I would think, "damn, how do I get me some of that?!?!""

what's your number

/lp

tem said...

"damn, how do I get me some of that?!?!"


just ask

Beth said...

As a woman, if you're not hideous you don't usually have to even ask.

Mize said...

"zeke is kind of on a bye week"


Zeke's a dead asshole.

Keef said...

"Goddamn fucking Reds"


^^^^^^

BLUE said...

truth be told, i was rooting for the phillies

tem said...

i was rooting for the pirates

Keef said...

blew ♥s Victorino

BLUE said...

maybe i do

i love me some hawaiians

What A Mess said...

disgusting, you were my boy blue

What A Mess said...

lions are for real

yeah a for real 6-10 team

BLUE said...

i gotta stir the pot


i do love those chocolate covered macadamia nuts

BLUE said...

i thought we could get a rousing debate going.

Beth said...

Well personally I think chocolate covered peanuts are better.


How's that blue?

What A Mess said...

i like goobers

BLUE said...

and you love the phillies

got it

What A Mess said...

meiz has never even sniffed a macademia nut, shit is like 8.99 a pound

BLUE said...

cmblue asked a good question about raisinets

how come the box shows green grapes...i've never had a green grape raisin.

do they make those?

What A Mess said...

meiz did you rule out the military?

they have dont ask dont tell so dont be scurred

What A Mess said...

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