Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Temblings

Rough tem morning. Chew on this for now. Saw a guy flip another guy off on the way to work today. He held his flip off pose for about 10 miles. I was impressed. He must have been really upset with getting cut off by a guy who had his turn signal on and was merging every other one like you're supposed to. Anyway, how long do you usually hold the flip off pose?


Now, I'll type more stuff. I forgot my work shoes at home when I stayed at cgtif's last night. Oops. I need to prepare better. Maybe have a checklist or something. I think if I went through life with a bunch of checklists I would never get laid. But if I did the "getting laid" checklist would be fun. Maybe I'd even give her a survey afterwards.


Don't know where the fuck I was, but I totally missed this whole Duke girl writes a thesis about the 15 or so guys she slept with and ranks them.


Also don't know where everyone else was, but didn't this Bert Ferve news about his penis pics come out like months ago? I swear we talked about it here. How is it just now news?


I hate it when I hear a trainer tell someone losing weight won't happen quickly because the weight didn't get put on quickly. Eff that. They weren't trying to put the weight on, that's why it went on slowly. They are trying to lose it, so it should be lost quicker. I'm not saying overnight, but this bullshit where they say well it took you two years to gain 20 lbs so it will take 2 years to lose it. Bullshit. Eff you trainer people. It should take a month if I am trying. Less if I really try.


I think some gym should let really fat people join for free. Like if you are a dude and over 400lbs, you get a free membership. It'd be like an act of goodwill from the gyms. They could pretend they care. And if there was a dude who joined at 400 and lost a lot of weight, he'd be their Jared. You know, he could put his penis in Strahan's gap and sell memberships. Justin Tuck would be there too.


I got really drunk on Sunday. I might have dined and dashed too. My buddy says I paid, but so far nothing has shown up on my credit card statement. I had about 120 ounces of Octoberfest during the Bucs/Bengals game. I don't remember the 2nd half. I should have had some diet Pepsi.


Saw the Sesame Street Grover spin off of the Old Spice commercial. It was OK.


My $$$ FNFL team did well. Rice and Forte exploded on the competition. Now I have no clue who to play this upcoming week. Rice, Forte, Welker, Wayne, Marshall. 1RB, 2WR, 1 Flex. Also I think I need a QB. Palmer is on BYE and my other QBs are Kolb/Vick. Maybe Kolb will do.


Last softball game tonight. Thank goodness. We'll probably make the playoffs though. So it won't be the last game....got it. Anyway, I hate organizing co-ed teams. For tonight 1 girl responded and said she "should" be there. The rest of the girls didn't even bother to respond at all. I'd get subs for them all, but I don't know that many girls who want to play softball in mid october at 10pm.


I saw a commercial this weekend for some toy. It had furry animals that raced around a track or someone. One was a Hedgehog named Dash McFlash. Cracked me up.


If it turned out that one of the Mario Brothers was a hard core drug addict which one would be more likely? You gotta go with Luigi right?

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Jugdish said...

I hate organizing co-ed teams. For tonight 1 girl responded and said she "should" be there.


I have the same issue, but the tough games for us are the 6 PM CST games. Its hard to make it there from work for most, and we usually play like shit in them.

Beth said...

"I think some gym should let really fat people join for free"

Good marketing strategy, cause if there's one thing the average person wants at their gym is a bunch of huge fat people taking up all the space and sweating all over the machines.

What A Mess said...

"I think some gym should let really fat people join for free"

then mcdonalds will expand the dollar menus

What A Mess said...

when did Wendy's get rid of the dollar menu

What A Mess said...

"Don't know where the fuck I was, but I totally missed this whole Duke girl writes a thesis about the 15 or so guys she slept with and ranks them."

i missed this too

What A Mess said...

Luigi for sure

Jugdish said...

when did Wendy's get rid of the dollar menu



I don't think they did...i went there last week

tem said...

wendy's has a 99 cent menu

tem said...

"Good marketing strategy, cause if there's one thing the average person wants at their gym is a bunch of huge fat people taking up all the space and sweating all over the machines."

exactly. beth is on board.

What A Mess said...

guess i missed a good 2nd half

What A Mess said...

"I don't think they did...i went there last week"

they did here, call it the Value Menu

tem said...

duke chick link

click around in the article for more info

tem said...

wendy's has always called it the value menu here.

and it used to be all 99 cent items, but about a year and a half ago they made some items 1.09 or 1.19.

tem said...

now their new thing they advertise here is "the junior bacon cheeseburger with better bacon"

Jugdish said...

oops

What A Mess said...

and it used to be all 99 cent items, but about a year and a half ago they made some items 1.09 or 1.19.

apology accepted

Aitch said...

Definitely Luigi. He's skinnier, which already suggests some drug use. Plus he has lived his whole existence in Mario's shadow.

Aitch said...

" Anyway, how long do you usually hold the flip off pose?"

I once saw a guy on the expressway beep and hold the bird for about 10 minutes. Then, once he was done with that, he started throwing garbage from his car at the car that had cut him off (they were side by side now). This went on for a good 3-4 miles while we travelling at 10-15 mph. Shit was HILARITY.

BLUE said...

"oops"

Optimus Prime is not happy about this.

imagine if that cop had seen one of the transformed robots, would have freaked him out

Aitch said...

" I'm not saying overnight, but this bullshit where they say well it took you two years to gain 20 lbs so it will take 2 years to lose it. Bullshit. Eff you trainer people. It should take a month if I am trying. Less if I really try."

Took me a little over a month to lose 25, so your theory is sound.

BLUE said...

mcdonalds still has the dollar menu, but took the double cheeseburger off and replaced it with the mcdouble.

fuck that

Aitch said...

"fuck that"

Just one less slice of cheese.

Beth said...

"duke chick link
click around in the article for more info"

What I want to see/read is the full actual thesis thing she did. Anyone (spiff?) have a link for that? I've searched a little so far with no luck.

Jugdish said...

chick's thesis

tem said...

"and it used to be all 99 cent items, but about a year and a half ago they made some items 1.09 or 1.19.

apology accepted"

wendy's never had a dollar menu.

fool.

tem said...

i was hoping that'd be a 100 pushups.com link.

Beth said...

Thanks jug!

tem said...

i know the mcdouble is the double cheeseburger with one less slice of cheese, but the mcdouble <<<<<<<<<<<<<< double cheeseburger

i had no clue one slice of cheese was that important, but i guess it is.


mcdouble sucks.

Aitch said...

"What I want to see/read is the full actual thesis thing she did"

Beth wants to compare notes.

Aitch said...

"mcdouble sucks."

Agreed. I was just saying

What A Mess said...

ctrl f thesis

tem said...

"Agreed. I was just saying"

exactly. but it bottles* my mind that 1 slice of cheese makes it that much better.

tem said...

courtney cox is back on the market.

and apparently she likes goofy looking sumbitches.

What A Mess said...

go get some

Beth said...

"and apparently she likes goofy looking sumbitches"

YESSS! I have a chance!!

/LOV

What A Mess said...

GE always been a fraud

What A Mess said...

whats aitch doing here

Aitch said...

"YESSS! I have a chance!!

/LOV"

Hey! I may be goofy looking... and my mom might have been a bitch...

oh. *hangs head*

Aitch said...

"whats aitch doing here"

Pardon?

What A Mess said...

chef douche

What A Mess said...

"whats aitch doing here"

Pardon?"

where you been? sup

What A Mess said...

anyone see that insufferable 30/30 red sox thing?

Jugdish said...

my brother DVRd it, but I haven't watched it yet

What A Mess said...

On November 2nd, McDonald's will be selling the legendary McRib sandwich at outlets across the U.S. for the first time in 16 years. It'll be available for only "six weeks or so" according to the Chicago Tribune.


rejoice

tem said...

i will never watch any 30/30 thing.

they all seem insufferable.

tem said...

McRib hasn't been sold for 16yrs?

You serious?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I swear we talked about it here. How is it just now news?"

was just a rumor before, now its a rumor with backup, the pics and voicemails were released

Aitch said...

"where you been? sup"

Been around. Working a bunch. Been going to the gym a lot. NS. Things have been alright

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcrib is sold at a few mcdizzles, but not across the country at the same time in 16 years maybe?

Aitch said...

McRib is HDH. It hasn't been 16 years though. Close, but not quite. I worked at McD's in hikeschool* and I remember us having them. That was like 13-14 years ago.

tem said...

ok. i swore they had mcribs here like 2yrs ago. maybe 1.

Spaceman Spiff said...

theres a site online where mcrib fans post the locations of mcdizzles where they saw that they are selling it so that other mcrib fans can go, its a mcrib cult

Aitch said...

"mcrib is sold at a few mcdizzles, but not across the country at the same time in 16 years maybe?"

Makes sense.

What A Mess said...

not across the country at the same time in 16 years maybe?

spiff knows

Aitch said...

"theres a site online where mcrib fans post the locations of mcdizzles where they saw that they are selling it so that other mcrib fans can go, its a mcrib cult"

That wasn't real, Spiff. It was a Simpsons episode.

BLUE said...

"McRib hasn't been sold for 16yrs?

You serious?"

I think it meant that it hadn't been sold in 16 years across the nation at the same time.

they sell it here every year during football season

What A Mess said...

"Been around. Working a bunch. Been going to the gym a lot. NS. Things have been alright"

oh

Aitch said...

"spiff knows"

Spiff is all knowing and all-internet-searching.

tem said...

according to the bible that 16yrs quote is just way off...


"The sandwich test-marketed very well in Nebraska and other Midwestern markets and was added to the restaurant's permanent menu throughout the United States in 1981. Sales were mediocre,[citation needed] and it was removed after several years, only to be brought back as a limited time offering.

In the summer of 1994, McDonald's brought back the McRib as a tie-in with the theatrical release of The Flintstones, comparing the appearance of the McRib with the rack of ribs that topples the Flintmobile in both the animated and live action productions. McDonald's (which was featured in the film as "RocDonald's") supported the return with McRib packaging featuring the Flintstone characters and a television commercial featuring Rosie O'Donnell in her role as Betty Rubble.

On November 1, 2005, McDonald's put out a press release stating that the McRib would be permanently removed from the menu following a "McRib Farewell Tour." This appears to have been a deceptive kickoff to a viral/stealth marketing campaign;[citation needed] mcrib.com, a site registered to McDonald's, featured a petition to "Save the McRib," which was facetiously sponsored by the "Boneless Pig Farmers Association of America."[1] So in a two-angled campaign, McDonald's was simultaneously conducting a McRib farewell tour and sponsoring a petition to "Save the McRib" to create buzz. On October 16, 2006, the "McRib Farewell Tour II" site appeared, confirming the campaign was a marketing ploy. The petition to "Save the McRib" still existed as well as the "BPFAA" site.

McDonald's brought the McRib back in the United States once again in October 2007, beginning the third farewell tour.[2] It was reintroduced for a fourth time in late October 2008, across the United States, Hong Kong and Japan, with a promotional website featuring music sponsored by a "McRib DJ".[3]

The McRib has remained on sale as a regular item in Germany.[4]

In 2008, The McRib was brought back yet again in December.

According to the Los Angeles Burger Blog, the McRib would be brought back yet again as a promotional item beginning November 30, 2009.[5]

On 10/11/2010 McDonald's announced on Twitter "Turns out we're not good at keeping secrets. The rumors are true. McRib returns Nov. 2 for a limited time @McDonalds NATIONWIDE! ^MM"
"

Aitch said...

Go ahead, EP. Start making some H at the gym yokes*. You know you want to.

What A Mess said...

"Go ahead, EP. Start making some H at the gym yokes*. You know you want to."

refraining, for now

What A Mess said...

"Spiff is all knowing and all-internet-searching."

spiff knows cuz he's asian

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
That wasn't real, Spiff. It was a Simpsons episode."

apology accepted

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcrib locator

Spaceman Spiff said...

that wasnt real, that was a simpson ep

/aitch

era will be fun

Aitch said...

"apology accepted"

Damn. The one time I thought I wasn't being gully H

Aitch said...

Damn you, Spiff

tem said...

all sorts of mcrib action in ohio and michigan.

dayton loves its mcribs

Jugdish said...

what about temhio?

BLUE said...

spiff needs to find us pictures of Karen Owen, the duke fuck chick

What A Mess said...

drooling

nsfw

Jugdish said...

Karen Owen

tem said...

temhio has no mcribs right now apparently.

What A Mess said...

"spiff needs to find us pictures of Karen Owen, the duke fuck chick"

duke chick wasnt real, that was a simpson ep

/aitch

Jugdish said...

duke chick wasnt real, that was a simpson ep

/aitch


hilarity

Aitch said...

well played, midget

Aitch said...

btw, EP, have you seen the Bud Light real men of genius touch football commercial? AJA, you must have run into a few of those guys in your league.

What A Mess said...

wonder if vida guerra is mad kim k gets all the pub for the wonderful giant ass

What A Mess said...

"btw, EP, have you seen the Bud Light real men of genius touch football commercial? AJA, you must have run into a few of those guys in your league."

cant recall, but yeah i've seen a few "eager" players in my day

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff needs to find us pictures of Karen Owen, the duke fuck chick"

all there is

What A Mess said...

my kid is so not going to college

BLUE said...

damn

BLUE said...

she should go on the Today show or something

BLUE said...

or jimmy kimmel live

Aitch said...

EP

Aitch said...

"my kid is so not going to college"

This is not going to help stave off bgep stripper jokes.

Jugdish said...

"my kid is so not going to college"



both of them?

What A Mess said...

"both of them?"

the chick

Jugdish said...

the chick


Lp...trying to hold women back

What A Mess said...

that seemed like a recreation touch football scenario

What A Mess said...

"Lp...trying to hold women back"

such a connundrum, at the least she wont go away for college

Jugdish said...

such a connundrum, at the least she wont go away for college


are you going to home school her for college?

What A Mess said...

i'll allow her to go to college but she has to choose a local university so she sleeps at home

Jugdish said...

so you'd let your son go wherever, but she has to stay local?

Jugdish said...

that's going to work out well

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'll allow her to go to college but she has to choose a local university so she sleeps at home"

students fuck at all times of day

Jugdish said...

she can room with bgblue at boise state

Spaceman Spiff said...

"'Napoleon Dynamite' animated series coming to Fox"

uncle rico should have his own spinoff before this even starts

Aitch said...

"i'll allow her to go to college but she has to choose a local university so she sleeps at home"

Because teenagers and young adults NEVER have sex in their parents' house while the parents are at work.

Aitch said...

Dude, your daughter is gonna have sex. Face it. The more you try to stop it, the more likley she'll succeed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

she will likely have much much more if she goes to college though, so EP just needs to prepare himself, and just take it out on any guy she brings home for dinner, bad boys 2 style

BLUE said...

"she can room with bgblue at boise state"

bgblue will not be going to Boise State

Beth said...

"The more you try to stop it, the more likley she'll succeed."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

"i'll allow her to go to college but she has to choose a local university so she sleeps at home"



that's what my parents did with me

/bree olson

Aitch said...

"that's what my parents did with me

/bree olson"

Ouch

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish the skins didnt have to play peyton in a night game

Aitch said...

I'm off to the gym. Hold things down while I'm gone.

What A Mess said...

she will likely have much much more if she goes to college though, so EP just needs to prepare himself, and just take it out on any guy she brings home for dinner, bad boys 2 style

^^^^

What A Mess said...

I'm off to the gym. Hold things down while I'm gone.

ok pecos

What A Mess said...

hello o know the kid is gonna fuck, just trying to minimize the damage

kod said...

Hey, an FYI for those of you who are blocked from work on certain sites.


My boss showed me a trick to get around the block. Google "school is good", and then click on the link to that site. It will open to a site with a different web browser (in the middle of the page of the site it brings you to); put in the website you wish to visit and it should take you there.

Apologies if everyone already knew about that; I just learned this morning.

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

kod, is the actual website www.schoolisgood.com?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tebows GF NS

reliable tits

kod said...

mcrib is sold at a few mcdizzles, but not across the country at the same time in 16 years maybe?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


they brought it back in Bemidji about 3 years ago; I remember because I ate like 20 of them that month.

kod said...

kod, is the actual website www.schoolisgood.com?


-no, the actual address is

https://schoolisgood.com/



-per my boss, you may have to google it (google school is fun WITHOUT quotations, it will be the second link) and then follow the link.

kod said...

Also, per the site:

"The internet was created for the sharing of information around the world - unfortunately many places like schools, businesses, and even some entire governments do not want the you having uncensored access. luckily by design no single group has control over the entire internet - individual groups may censor certain parts but because they can only block content on the local network any connections you are able to make to the outside are able to pass on anything that they can access."

What A Mess said...

i'm cool with being blocked, unemployment is 9.6%

kod said...

yeah, I'm not saying it hides anything you go to from your employer



I use it because we use donated office space at our satellite offices; the owner of the building blocks shit, not our office. Therefore, I'm allowed to bypass it

Spaceman Spiff said...

wonder if nike will make those pro combats unis for the pros

Keef said...

"was just a rumor before, now its a rumor with backup, the pics and voicemails were released"


Spiff, link em up!!!!

/LP

Keef said...

"all there is"


I think that's Tebow's gf, spiff

/keef

Keef said...

"i'll allow her to go to college but she has to choose a local university so she sleeps at home"


Won't it be ackward* when she's banging dudes and you can hear it?

What A Mess said...

stfu as

Jugdish said...

Spiff, link em up!!!!

/LP


chuckle

Keef said...

"tebows GF NS

reliable tits"


I swear to god I did not get to this comment yet before I posted my tebow comment

Keef said...

LP, just listen to your girl when she says "Earmuffs, dad"

What A Mess said...

you may be in the same boat

BLUE said...

yeah keef. careful what you wish for

tem said...

keith's wife isn't pregnant. that was just a simpsons episode.

/h

BLUE said...

awelsome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"daddy, im going to arizona state"


damn, thats terrifying

Keef said...

"you may be in the same boat"

Probably will be. But I'll make the jokes until I am

BLUE said...

"i'm going to Arizona State"

i'm not letting my daughters know that ASU is even an accredited university

Keef said...

Suite rain during the game last night

What A Mess said...

yeah that storm was hellacious

What A Mess said...

"David Arquette just called in to the Howard Stern Show -- explaining EVERYTHING about why he and Courteney Cox agreed to take a "trial separation" ... noting that they haven't had sex in 4 months."


and?

What A Mess said...

apologies on braves beth

ns

still a little shocked they won 90+ games

Keef said...

"my kid is so not going to college"



Can't believe we misst* the associates degree yoke*

tem said...

jug laughs at that amount of time with no sex

What A Mess said...

but know we can all root for the Giants, cept blue

tem said...

just asked a girl to sub for us tonight.

she can't. she has vertigo.

wft?

Keef said...

"noting that they haven't had sex in 4 months"


They're taking is slow

/jug

Keef said...

*it

What A Mess said...

"Rays open highest seats for Game 5"

they should sell standing room tickets for the catwalks

that'd be dope

tem said...

they might open them, but is anyone going to go?

Keef said...

"she can't. she has vertigo."

tem, that's from a Simpsons episode. Jose Canseco had vertigo on that softball episode

/h

tem said...

i wish she was jose canseco.

then she might hit the ball.

tem said...

damn and applegate is on the market now too.

tem said...

i mean aguilera

tem said...

fucking christinas

BLUE said...

if only i were famous and or rich

BLUE said...

although I wouldn't touch courtney cox

BLUE said...

unless we were dancing in the dark

BLUE said...

courtney cox wasn't in the springsteen video, that was just part of a simpsons episode


/h

What A Mess said...

ha

love this era

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i mean aguilera"

that guy is gonna commit suicide, no way he touches anything like that again

Beth said...

"still a little shocked they won 90+ games"

Yeah, me too. And without Chipper and then Prado and then Wagner, they were never going to make it too far in the playoffs, even without Brooks Conrad's errors.

Beth said...

The "simpsons episode" era is a great era already - it may even surpass the "grace and beauty" era at some point.

BLUE said...

my favorite part of the game last night.

brooks conrad hitting in the 8th or 9th.

he hits a lazy fly ball to CF, but when he first hit the ball a bunch of people in the stands cheered like it had a chance to get out of the park.

either that or they were cheering that he didn't make an error whilst pinch hitting

Spaceman Spiff said...

the latter, he did have that pop up bunt the game before

BLUE said...

he was just all around awful

even Rick Ankiel thinks he's awful

BLUE said...

beth,
would you still sleep with a pro athlete if he was as awful as Brooks Conrad, or is that where you draw the line?

Jugdish said...

draw the line? stop it


/beth


s

BLUE said...

jug drew the line way before that.


he wants to take it slow with Brooks Conrad

Beth said...

"beth,
would you still sleep with a pro athlete if he was as awful as Brooks Conrad, or is that where you draw the line?"

I don't understand, what is this line concept that you speak of?

s

Beth said...

The jug taking it slow era is also a good one.

Jugdish said...

The jug taking it slow era is also a good one.


for some

BLUE said...

"I don't understand, what is this line concept that you speak of? "

you'd get it if you watched the simpsons

kod said...

"she can't. she has vertigo.

wft?"



bunch of people I know (including myself) have had spells of vertigo out of the blue within the past year (without ever having it in the past).
-I guess some crystals in your ear get knocked out of whack and it lasts a couple weeks.
-not sure if that's her problem; some people just have it forever

kod said...

but my mom, me and cmkod all had it happen within a few months span early in 2011; as well as a couple co-workers of mine, and my moms


-very strange

kod said...

*haha, early in 2010 I mean

Miss Me Yet? said...

kod got a hold of meiz'z time machine*

Miss Me Yet? said...

"it may even surpass the "grace and beauty" era at some point"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Miss Me Yet? said...

watching the braves game last night and the upperdeck seemed 1/2 full... no atl love for bobby's last game

Keef said...

"i wish she was jose canseco.

then she might hit the ball."


Funny softball story from Sunday. We were down by 8 going into the bottom of the 7th. We're rallying, get down 4 and have 2 guys on. I'm on deck and our #10 hitter hits a deep fly to left. LF goes back to the warning track and the ball bounces off his dome and over the fence. We end up winning and we're shaking hands after the game and dude's head looks like he's smuggling a bowling balll

What A Mess said...

crystals in your ear? the fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

agent article on SI

good stuff

BLUE said...

"crystals in your ear? the fuck"

simpsons episode

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I tried to get can't-miss NFL left tackle prospect Jonathan Ogden as a client, but he wouldn't take my money. He did, however, go with me to a Janet Jackson concert. My girlfriend got two tickets, and I told her, "Sorry, I need those tickets for J.O. He's a big Janet Jackson fan." Instead of going to the concert with my girlfriend, I went with a 6'9" guy who weighed more than 300 pounds and who screamed "Janet!" the whole night like a teenage girl."

janet chills

kod said...

My working theory is that it is a new virus going around.

I have no other way to explain something I've never seen or heard of before suddenly effect so many people.

Keef said...

affect

What A Mess said...

people get vertigo like in space or while flying

What A Mess said...

it's a gravity disease

tem said...

it can be caused by heavy drinking.

Keef said...

"people get vertigo like in space or while flying"


I remember Joe Carter missing some time during the season 1 year because he had it. I don't think he was in space

Keef said...

Joe Carter's vertigo condition should not be compared to the cases that ended the careers of Nick Esasky and Ken Dayley, Toronto Blue Jay trainer Tommy Craig said.

"It is not to misconstrued as the same," Craig said. "Joe's is more the result of the residual effects of a virus."

Keef said...

"it can be caused by heavy drinking."


That happened on the Simpsons. It wasn't real

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Almost instantly we got some new clients, including troubled Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett (for whom we did some of our best work; a player no team should have touched got taken in the third round)."

shanny got took

Jugdish said...

he wanted to take it slow with Clarett

Spaceman Spiff said...

teach me how to duckie

Mize said...

I be killin interviews

kod said...

"crystals in your ear? the fuck"


-yeah, that's what people's doctors kept saying. I never saw one about my vertigo issue, since the advice was always the same...do exercises to re-align the crystals and get plenty of potassium. I am curious to learn what these inner ear crystals are about though

Jugdish said...

comes from snorting lysol

tem said...

inner ear crystals aren't real, that was just on a simpsons episode.

BLUE said...

mad martigan captured ear crystals in willow

What A Mess said...

good read spiff

BLUE said...

Kanavis Mcghee is boyz with a guy on sports talk here Alfred Williams

Al always talks about how guys should get paid. My guess is Al was the second phone call with the sick father

Keef said...

"I be killin interviews"


Yeah, but you're getting behind on the dishes and taking the trash out

Keef said...

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