Thursday, October 14, 2010

Take it slow

This is a great way to start off your day...SFW. Stole that from a Facebook post from Rev. It has nothing to do with food.

I was going to post at about 10 AM CST and say I was taking it slow this morning, but I decided against it.

Do you think the Chilean miners had a fantasy football draft down there in that mine? If I were trapped down there, I think I would have liked to have one.

I think it sucks that Cliff Lee won't pitch until game 3 of the ALCS. Only thing good for the Rangers if they have home field advantage going in. There is too much time off between games in the post season.

So the Sports Guy finally explained how he mistakenly tweeted the moss vikings message. I remember seeing that tweet. My brother is the anti Sports Guy with breaking news. He has a knack for sending my other brothers and I text messages on "breaking news" well after its common knowledge. Example: Two days ago he told me Boozer is hurt. Its become a running joke between us...last night I got a text from one of them that said "Cutler out vs Panthers". They have not been unfunny.

This weekend I am going here to see him and these guys. I got a lot of concerts in the next few weeks. Suite!

What are you doing this weekend?

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tem said...

I'm going to a funeral this weekend, pending the timing of the autopsy.

tem said...

Today I am going to the mountaineer game. I'll be in yellow.

Jugdish said...

TPS...damn you

What A Mess said...

i aint doing shit

Jugdish said...

you can eat some of those apples you picked

What A Mess said...

sick of them already

What A Mess said...

what a nightmare this client is

BLUE said...

That favre video
it was a simpsons episode

Beth said...

Dammit blue, I was just coming to make that same joke with that same link. You should've taken it slower.

Beth said...

"What are you doing this weekend?"

Think I'm running a 10k on Sunday.

(I wanted to do a 40 yard dash but realized I wasn't in shape for it so am doing this instead.)

tem said...

anyone want to join a team in louisville that runs to lexington?

200 miles, 8 or 10 people. 30hrs.

you run like 6hrs then take a break then run 6 more then sleep in a van then run 7 more.

What A Mess said...

sign me up

eteo

Jugdish said...

200 miles, 8 or 10 people. 30hrs.


I'll run the first 40 yards

BLUE said...

i can't run for 6 minutes, let alone 6 hours

Jugdish said...

from a text message:

"The first Chilean miner came out and saw his shadow... and you know that means... two more weeks of Ranger baseball!"

Beth said...

"I'll run the first 40 yards"

Better start training now then.

Jugdish said...

Better start training now then.


I know. I heard there is going to be some rough touch scouts out there, so I want to be at my best

tem said...

take it slow jug. just start with 10yds.

What A Mess said...

funny about the 19th minor

his mistress was waiting for him AND his wife

boy had some splainin to do

Beth said...

"his mistress was waiting for him AND his wife"

I thought the wife didn't show, only the mistress? Or was that a different miner?

Beth said...

Yeah, it was miner 21 and it was just his mistress.

Jugdish said...

No no...I'll stay down here a few more weeks.


/miner 21

BLUE said...

"I thought the wife didn't show, only the mistress? Or was that a different miner?"

yeah, the story was that the wife found out about the mistress one of the first days when all the families were there.

he's got a different kind of hole to dig out of now.

Jugdish said...

yeah, the story was that the wife found out about the mistress one of the first days when all the families were there.


we're fighting now


/cmminer21

tem said...

miner 21 story isn't real. it is a simpson's episode.

/h

Jugdish said...

they could have gotten out of the mine weeks ago, but they wanted to take it slow.

BLUE said...

simpsons episode era reminds me of a southpark episode where everything they did, there was a bart simpsons looking guy who would say "simpsons did it"

BLUE said...

simpsons did it

What A Mess said...

kod

Beth said...

"simpsons did it"

I've never been a fan of South Park but that's pretty funny.

What A Mess said...

Biden hilarity

What A Mess said...

Two years ago, Obama scorned the 42nd president, deriding the small-ball politics and triangulation maneuvers and comparing him unfavorably with Ronald Reagan. Running against Clinton’s wife, Obama was the anti-Clinton. Now he hopes, in a way, to be the second coming of Bill Clinton. Because, in the end, it’s better than being Jimmy Carter.


makes sense

kod said...

simpsons episode era reminds me of a southpark episode where everything they did, there was a bart simpsons looking guy who would say "simpsons did it"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


-that's what I don't enjoy about the Simpsons episode era...it keeps reminding me of that damn SP episode

Jugdish said...

-that's what I don't enjoy about the Simpsons episode era...it keeps reminding me of that damn SP episode



take the simpsons era slow kod

kod said...

"teenager Khagendra Thapa Magar is 67.08 centimeters (26.4 inches)"


crazy, you; I should stand next to him sometime...probably would be like me standing next to Meiz (is Meiz the tallest here? I thought he was like 6'3 or something)

kod said...

"take the simpsons era slow kod"

-I think Blue's running it into the ground too


-I am enjoying the taking it slow era though (ns)

Jugdish said...

me too...on here

What A Mess said...

nyt piece on obama

What A Mess said...

"-I think Blue's running it into the ground too"

one of his flaws, no one is perfect kod

Jugdish said...

blue has his own "we're fighting now" era going as well

What A Mess said...

so what does a customer service rep do at Sysco?

BLUE said...

""-I think Blue's running it into the ground too""

that's not real...that was on a simpsons episode

BLUE said...

"so what does a customer service rep do at Sysco?"

service customers

Beth said...

Service Sysco customers.

*fixed

Beth said...

"-I think Blue's running it into the ground too

-I am enjoying the taking it slow era though (ns)"


Totally agree with both (sorry blue).

What A Mess said...

Darryl, darryl

BLUE said...

"Totally agree with both (sorry blue)."

bitch

Beth said...

"bitch"

You say that like it's a bad thing.

BLUE said...

no, i just say it

BLUE said...

and if you think I run it into the ground now..just wait

kod said...

"that's not real...that was on a simpsons episode"


well played (ns)

kod said...

"and if you think I run it into the ground now..just wait"


-yeah, I have to change your name/pic here too shortly for the Michigan State whooping, I might use that angle; had a good one for Keith ready, but he informed me it was you who actually made the bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

jugs brother?

BLUE said...

"-yeah, I have to change your name/pic here too shortly for the Michigan State whooping, I might use that angle; had a good one for Keith ready, but he informed me it was you who actually made the bet"

yes, this was in my post that you didn't read yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"funny about the 19th minor

his mistress was waiting for him AND his wife

boy had some splainin to do"

this is what a comment published by brooks conrad looks like

Spaceman Spiff said...

timmay has blister issues, fuck

Jugdish said...

jugs brother?


::bart simpson::

BLUE said...

jug and cmfost hang out a lot

kod said...

"I still owe kod because UM shit the bed, he needs to make with a name/pic change quick or the statue* of limitations will have run out."


-oh yeah, sorry. If I don't have it for you by tonight at midnight, you're off the hook.

What A Mess said...

his mistress was waiting for him AND his wife

fucking twitter

BLUE said...

"fucking twitter"

facebook had it right

Jugdish said...

facebook always has it right

Jugdish said...

cmep knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

pretty sure all the miners were over 17 years old also including the 19*th

BLUE said...

maybe EP was talking about different people

minors

BLUE said...

maybe some kids were trapped in a well

Jugdish said...

those kids were hiding in the attic

kod said...

"Particularly when it comes to access to and affordability of legal counsel in civil disputes, the U.S. ranks 20 out of the 35 nations surveyed, below not only developed nations but also such countries as Mexico, Croatia and the Dominican Republic."


unfortunately not surprising to anybody in Legal Aid Programs; LAPs are laying off and shutting down all over the Country. Our office alone has been cut over 50% over the past 2 years.

Keef said...

annyong

Keef said...

steve

BLUE said...

mexico is considered a "developed nation"

BLUE said...

shit, nevermind.

i sit corrected

kod said...

and now I can't even shout THAT'S NOT AMERICA....THAT'S NOT EVEN MEXICO when it comes to our funding (which is actually from a Simpsons episode)

Jugdish said...

(which is actually from a Simpsons episode)


kod is really running that joke into the ground

kod said...

kod is really running that joke into the ground


-oh yeah; I'll ruin it for yall soon enough

Jugdish said...

is mize still gonna part time it at the pizza joint?

Keef said...

"is mize still gonna part time it at the pizza joint?"


Yeah it's a joint venture with Sysco. Chef Boyardee will call Sysco and mize will give him free shit. Then mize can keep his tips. Just the tips, though

kod said...

"Just the tips, though"



big aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway and a business partner invested $15 million with a hedge-fund manager who was recently arrested for running a Ponzi scheme.

Since retiring from football, Elway's personal life has veered toward the tragic. His father died of a heart attack, his twin sister passed away due to cancer and his wife left him all in a span of 15 months. "

Keef said...

woe woe woe woe woe

Keef said...

Oh I'm so rich and famous and have everything I've erve* wanted. My life is so awful

Keef said...

aja, that sucks for him

Keef said...

at least he's still a zorse face

Keef said...

his son is a pussy, though

Jugdish said...

yeah that makes sense


well my dad died...at least i have a lot of money so i don't care as much

Jugdish said...

he should invest in braces

Keef said...

"well my dad died...at least i have a lot of money so i don't care as much"

exactly

Keef said...

"What are you doing this weekend?"


carving pumpkins

ns

Keef said...

"-I think Blue's running it into the ground too"



What jokes have we not run into the ground

What A Mess said...

not a good day

Keef said...

there's a dude in my company named Norm Norman. wft

What A Mess said...

NORM!

What A Mess said...

avg teen sends/rec 3,339 texts a month

Spaceman Spiff said...

"avg teen sends/rec 3,339 texts a month"

my daughter wont have a phone

/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"carving pumpkins

ns"

thats a lot of carving

Jugdish said...

my daughter wont have a phone

/EP



hilarity

What A Mess said...

that agent article mentioned his 9 year old had an iphone

the fuck

what happened to childhoods mayne*

Jugdish said...

what happened to childhoods mayne*


they're not taking it slow, that's for sure

Keef said...

"what happened to childhoods mayne*"

gotta progress with the times, mayne. This ain't 1932


/TP

BLUE said...

$15M is a lot of money, but Elway has a lot more where that came from.

lets just say, that 15M doesn't hurt

BLUE said...

which wife left him?...his current one?

because he dumped Janet on her ass about 6 years ago

BLUE said...

"His father died of a heart attack, his twin sister passed away due to cancer and his wife left him all in a span of 15 months.""

this all happened in 2003, he's over it.

Jugdish said...

he's owned car dealerships up in denver for years right?

Keef said...

longer than four years


s

BLUE said...

he had a group of dealerships but he sold them for like $80M back in the late 90's but they kept his name on them for another 10 years or so...and he got paid royalties or something.

he has 2 high end restaurants(think morton's) that he owns here though

BLUE said...

I was just reading his wiki page.

I knew his daughter had gotten a full ride to Stanford for basketball but hadn't heard anything about her after that.

She quit after a year. Jack quit at ASU after a year...bunch of quitters that Elway raised

Jugdish said...

i need to get paid some royalties

Jugdish said...

She quit after a year. Jack quit at ASU after a year...bunch of quitters that Elway raised


good for them!

/zeke

Keef said...

is zeke related to Elway

Mize said...

Weekend is taking out the piers up north, then going to my sister's on Saturday, and then Pack/Fish* on Sunday.

Keef said...

mize succumbs to pier pressure

Mize said...

"so what does a customer service rep do at Sysco?"


Takes & places large orders for restaurants, hospitals, universities, all sorts of shit. Its a big fucking company.

Mize said...

"is mize still gonna part time it at the pizza joint?"


Maybe, but definitely not right away.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i work at a sysco store, i dont work for sysco

/meiz

What A Mess said...

i know it's a big company dingleberry

Spaceman Spiff said...

WORK IS A NOUN

Jugdish said...

i work at a sysco store, i dont work for sysco



chuckle

Jugdish said...

hey Mize, when did you start working here?

/new guy from UPS store who now works at sysco

What A Mess said...

i work at a sysco store, i dont work for sysco

ha

BLUE said...

meiz, can you hook me up with a deal on a wireless router?

What A Mess said...

i didnt even get started on tomorrows post

woe

Keef said...

"i work at a sysco store, i dont work for sysco"


jilarity

What A Mess said...

They see us dancing and love puts us into a groove.

Keef said...

doesn't sysco make LP's computer programs?

s

Keef said...

mize: Sysco, how can I help you?

customer: I need to place an order

mize: what's your customer #?

customer: 34920

mize: Is this Joe's Pizza & Wings?

customer: I am them

mize: You am them?

Jugdish said...

can i order beer and have it shipped to an address in Brooklyn?

/H

Jugdish said...

take the orders slow mize...one at a time

What A Mess said...

fucking aitch

Jugdish said...

H should do a smokey and the bandit type run and deliver the beer to Lp himself

Jugdish said...

i miss silent films

/TP

BLUE said...

meiz is working for the human network

Jugdish said...

random

Jugdish said...

meiz is working for the human network


is the human fund part of the human network?

Keef said...

"I'm going to a funeral this weekend, pending the timing of the autopsy."


Yours?

BLUE said...

admiral ackbar was robbed

BLUE said...

you haven't seen the commercials for Sysco, the human network?

Jugdish said...

maybe

What A Mess said...

i see you keef

BLUE said...

human network

i think that's meiz

Jugdish said...

blue, want to go to the Steamboat music festival in January 5-10? We have an extra spot in one of our cabins.

i won't be paying, but i will take it slow

Keef said...

LP
Did you do your ebay picks this year?

Jugdish said...

LP
Did you do your ebay picks this year?



and did you claim the earnings?

/IRS

What A Mess said...

"LP
Did you do your ebay picks this year?"

no, the guy emailed me and i wasnt in the mood

dont have time for that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock troofs

What A Mess said...

all the shit i sell on ebay i guess i have to pay taxes on that

BLUE said...

"blue, want to go to the Steamboat music festival in January 5-10?"

I do want to go

ask me if cmblue will let me

BLUE said...

"all the shit i sell on ebay i guess i have to pay taxes on that"

only if it's a business.

if you're selling your old shit you don't

BLUE said...

theoretically you are taking losses on everything you sell unless you're selling it for more than you paid for it.

BLUE said...

tem knows more about personal taxes, but that might be interesting to incorporate and then sell your old shit at a loss to reduce your tax liability

Jugdish said...

ask me if cmblue will let me


i know the answer to that one

BLUE said...

i'm sure somebody has tried that

kod said...

if you're selling your old shit you don't


well, technically you do if you generate income; but the base value of shit like that is more than what you are seeking (I assume) so no taxable gain

What A Mess said...

again with the fucking jeff george

What A Mess said...

i aint claiming shit, i explained it to cmep the way blue just said it

taking a loss

What A Mess said...

the other side of that is the mike jackson newspapers

i bought them for 50 cents and sold them for $7

that's a gain

What A Mess said...

but i pay enough taxes so screw the irritable ragamuffin society

What A Mess said...

ixno, oxo

What A Mess said...

:)

kod said...

yeah, again....it depends on whether you are selling something for more than you paid for, or what it was worth when you got it if gifted.


If it's worth more now, you have to claim it; if it's worth less you don't.


Not exactly rocket science

What A Mess said...

claim these nuts

Jugdish said...

claim these nuts



can you do that when you claim a loss?


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"again with the fucking jeff george"

i laughed at that one

BLUE said...

if your gains from your independent business activities (ebay) are less than $600 you don't have to claim anything

What A Mess said...

if your gains from your independent business activities (ebay) are less than $600 you don't have to claim anything

your hired

Jugdish said...

you should fire him now...show him how it feels


s

BLUE said...

i would shit my pants literally, if I got fired.

kod said...

$600 must be a magic IRS number


Same figure for payments to the estate I am executoring

Jugdish said...

i would shit my pants literally, if I got fired.



yeah it wouldn't be fun

kod said...

btw, probate stuff sucks

BLUE said...

fuck, it's like 1000 degrees in my office today

BLUE said...

hot receptionist looking slutterific today...gonna see if I can ninja a shot of her ass

Jugdish said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem bazongas

Keef said...

it would be suite if blue re-linkt the pic of hot receptionist

What A Mess said...

good gravy

Keef said...

I like spiff's site that he uses for pics now because it's not blockt for me

What A Mess said...

it would be suite if blue re-linkt the pic of hot receptionist

^^

you can trust us

Keef said...

Jim Tressel and the Bucks have a vested interest in the BCS standings but aren't focusing on them


Fucking ESPN and their corny lines

Keef said...

mize
Are we betting the tosu/sconnie game?

Keef said...

ain't I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes eyes eyes

Mize said...

Fucking mad busy & I have to head up north soon. Goddman.

kod said...

Sorting through old CD collection lately; good times, forgot how much I had there.


For today? Better than Ezra

Mize said...

"mize
Are we betting the tosu/sconnie game?"


Sure, I get points?

BLUE said...

"it would be suite if blue re-linkt the pic of hot receptionist"

if it were a better picture I would.

I'll keep stalking her FB page and see if she updates

BLUE said...

i sent her an email that said "can you let me know when you change your FB profile pic?"


(s)

Jugdish said...

For today? Better than Ezra


they play a fair amount down here

kod said...

shockingly they never play them in Bemidji; of course, we really only have 3 mustic stations that aren't country, christian, or christian country

Mize said...

"i would shit my pants literally, if I got fired.



yeah it wouldn't be fun"


There was nothing during my interviews this week that was quite as fun as "You left your job of almost six years in this economy and job market? How were you able to do that?"

Mize said...

"country, christian, or christian country"


yuck, YUCK, YUCK

kod said...

Whether on MSNBC or in email blasts from Democratic Party-aligned groups, some have tried to hype Obama's latest campaign-trail speeches as 2008 reborn. But the Democratic Party's grim prospects for early November are not about failures in campaigning -- they're about failures in governing. Sadly, attempts to reprise his '08-style oratory this fall could actually dramatize the dispiriting gap between how Obama can talk as a campaigner and how he has actually governed as president.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Exactly, I'm glad someone else realizes that Obama now "getting his mojo back" through speeches basically is reinforcing that the dude was mostly just talk to begin with.

Jugdish said...

they play a fair amount down here



not on radio, i mean they tour down here. I have yet to see them, but i've heard good things

kod said...

oh, I gotcha.


I saw them back in around 1997 and they were AWFUL. The lead singer sounded tone death.
-that doesn't mean they always suck live of course....he might have been sick or something

kod said...

I've really only seen 3 train wreck shows

Better than Ezra

Billy Idol (so hammered or drugged out he forgot 75% of his lyrics and almost the entire audience bailed before the show was half over)

and

Ratt (whose lead singer fell of the stage and broke his leg during the show.....before Round and Round of course)

Mize said...

I bought Roadhouse & The Lost Boys for $5 each today. Suiteness cabin viewing for tonight.

kod said...

niiiiiice; 2 of my favorite 80s flicks

Jugdish said...

i bought Weird Science last night for $5

kod said...
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Jugdish said...

hot receptionsit pic? did i miss it again?

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

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