Friday, October 15, 2010

Skcip

Earthquake game. God I remember this. You know sometimes sports seem so much cooler when I was a kid. I remember the next day in school talking about it with friends. Imagine if Twitter/Facebook was alive then. Shit. Al Michaels looks the same by the way. He's drinking blood for sure. Also funny how it happens when McCarver has already talked 30 seconds too long. Classic.

Is it every man's destiny to get fat when you get old? or fatter? See Nolan Ryan? Godammn looks like he ate a kid. Was always a tall skinny guy. Now a tall old fat guy. Shit.




NFL picks in BOLD.

Atlanta (+2.5) @ Philly - Time for the leap of faith. Two straight road wins in a row. Can they make it three? Looks like they'll get Kolb here. Philly is 0-2 at home this year.

Cleveland (+13.5) @ Pittsburgh - This line doesn't adjust for any rust on Big Benjamin's don, er I mean arm. Also doesn't account for the improved play of the Browns. I understand it's Colt McCoy but Hillis for some reason or another is actually for real. Can't believe it either. Look for the Steelers to have some problems putting the Browns away. Cribbs has killed them each time they've played.

Seattle @ Bears (-6.5) - Again, Seattle won't win a road game this year.

Detroit (+10) @ Giants - Lions have like a 23 game road winless streak. Hope they don't get off the schneid this week. Doubt it but a back door cover here is in order. Giants have the leagues top ranked defense by the way. Early I know, but still. They've shown a major improvement the past 3 weeks.

Baltimore (+3) @ New England - I think Baltimore is the best team in the league right now. New England won't be getting any special team treats this Sunday and don't forget the Ravens smacked the shit out the Pats last January to advance out of the first round.

San Diego @ St Louis (+9) - Fuck the Chargers. Seriously. They are dog shit and Rivers will never ever ever never ever win a title. Neither will Turner (as a HC). So fuck them. Rams play competitive football at home.

Miami @ Green Bay (off) - Due to the Rodgers injury no line is published. If this is a pick em then I'll take the Dolphins. Even if Rodgers plays I was taking the Dolphins. Vontae Davis might be better than Revis. (NS).

New Orleans (-4) @ Tampa - I know Tampa is much improved but the Saints are better right? Right?!!! Saints are scuffling right now but I have to believe in Drew Brees. Great QB's carry thier respective teams when they scuffle.

Kansas City @ Houston (-4.5) - The meat and potatoes part of the schedule resumes for the Chiefs. Not as easy as you thought it was huh Haley?

Jets @ Denver (+3) - I like Denver's passing game. Even if Revis plays you have to remember they throw the ball 50 times a damn game. If they gameplan right they could have Revis out just on the first 30 snaps of the day by running go routes on his side and really testing that string of a ham. Jets haven't had a turnover since Week one. Sanchez hasn't thrown a pick yet. Something has to give. If the Broncos can stop the run, keep the Jets under 100 yards they will win outright.

Oakland (+6.5) @ San Fran - When in doubt, take the points.

Dallas @ Minnesota (-1) - First Minnesota, despite scuffling around is 6-1-1 in the past 8 games at home against the spread. Also on sheer betting stats, the home team is 8-0 when posed as the favorite. True it's only a point but they are the favorite here. Vikings haven't clicked yet and that's probably Farve's fault as he's looked terrible. Says his elbow hurts. Either way they won't need him Sunday because that Viking front is going to maul the Cowboys woeful offensive line.

Colts (-3) @ Washington - Colts are statiscally a far better offense than the Skins and I feel like Peyton hasn't even locked in yet. He's looked a bit mortal. Maybe its the WR injuries (Garcon and Gonzalez are probable) and the non-existent running game but he hasn't looked as good as he once did. That probably will change and he knows he can't let Washington hang around as they have proven they can do that, then steal one.

Titans (-3) @ Jacksonville - Two weeks ago I thought Del Rio lost the team. Then they reeled off a huge win against the Colts and went up to Buffalo, spotted them two td's then blew the doors off them. I guess I was wrong. Still like the Titans here. When the lights are on Vince Young wins games.

264 comments:

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Beth said...

Even the earthquake video is playing along with the whole "take it slow" theme.

For those of you impatient like I am, you can skip to about the 4:25 mark or so and you won't miss any of the earthquake footage.

Jugdish said...

Giants have the leagues top ranked defense by the way. Early I know, but still. They've shown a major improvement the past 3 weeks.



Really? I hadn't noticed.

/Jay Cutler

Jugdish said...

Kansas City @ Houston (-4.5)


I could see KC winning this game. The Houston defense sucks and they have a tendancy to not play well against teams that smack them in the mouth. KC has a tough D and hung with the Colts. The Texans are at home, but haven't played well this year at home outside of that Colts game. They do need this game though. Hard to figure out the Texans right now, I wouldn't touch this game.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"Vontae Davis might be better than Revis"

you've said a lot of dumb things...this might be the dumbest

Beth said...

That's saying a lot blue.

Jugdish said...

"Vontae Davis might be better than Revis"



but he might not

BLUE said...

Vontae Davis isn't even in the top 5 CB's in the league

Revis
Champ
Woodson
Awesome-wah
Finnegan

all better than vontae davis

Jugdish said...

Anquan Boldin @ NE or Dustin Keller @ Denver?

BLUE said...

both

BLUE said...

NE won't take boldin away like Champ did last week


but Dawkins is hurt so Keller will have an inexperienced safety or converted corner covering him

Tyler said...

You know why I remember the earthquake game? Because there was an earthquake.

Tyler said...

Nice picture, Beth.

What A Mess said...

"you've said a lot of dumb things...this might be the dumbest"

ask around skippy

its true, totally underrated

El Padrino said...

might is the key word there

El Padrino said...

real shitty morning

Jugdish said...

going here for lunch today

Jugdish said...

today is my non-mortgage pay day...suite

Beth said...

Tyler's alive!

El Padrino said...

need more jack daniels

Jugdish said...

tem do you pitch in softball? you should get a pair of these

Jugdish said...

they are filming some scenes for Transformers 3 over at NASA today...suite

El Padrino said...

Keller

sanchise targets dustin an avg of 9 times a game

kod said...

you guys should check out the picture of Ron Washington on SI homepage (to the right of Truth and Rumors)

Did someone photoshop smoke into the picture, because it looks like he's getting stoned.

BLUE said...

"sanchise targets dustin an avg of 9 times a game"

yes, but...he didn't have santonio holmes until last week

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I understand it's Colt McCoy but Hillis for some reason or another is actually for real. Can't believe it either. "

everytime a hillis highlight comes on, mcdaniels gets into fetal position, closes his eyes and says happy place over and over

El Padrino said...

yeah hillis was solid

mc daniels get wreckless sometimes with players but sometimes it works

BLUE said...

"everytime a hillis highlight comes on, mcdaniels gets into fetal position, closes his eyes and says happy place over and over"

trust me, he gets tons of shit here from the media about it.

he won't say why he didn't like him, just that he didn't fit the scheme, which is a bullshit answer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

oh my lord

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Oh man, John Finch. He is one bad dude."

nice HDH tyler

El Padrino said...

Afghanistan – An outbreak of a tropical disease caused by sand fly bites that leaves disfiguring skin sores has hit Afghanistan, with tens of thousands of people infected, health officials said Friday.

fucking sand flies

Keef said...

annyong

Keef said...

TP

Spaceman Spiff said...

never scurred

didnt swerve at all

Jugdish said...

didnt swerve at all


probably shit his pants

El Padrino said...

whoa, fucking gooks

Spaceman Spiff said...

south african police pursuit

fucking suite

BLUE said...

"didnt swerve at all"
he saw days of thunder

El Padrino said...

destroyed ankle, 4-6 months

BLUE said...

that's the type of cop that keith is going to be.

El Padrino said...

love cow cod soup

/ep

El Padrino said...

kodpiece

kod said...

"But Jordan told USA Today his success offensively may have been greater under today's NBA rules.

"It's less physical and the rules have changed, obviously," said Jordan, who was promoting NBA 2K11 video game. "Based on these rules, if I had to play with my style of play, I'm pretty sure I would have fouled out or I would have been at the free throw line pretty often and I could have scored 100 points. Now, how much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains"

El Padrino said...

"Sot"
A drunkard; a person who is frequently under alcohol intoxication

i'm a sot

kod said...

I find it amusing those in here who pronounce my name Cod-iac, and not Code-iac. You know my name is Cody, right?


I suppose I should have used kodiak instead of kodiac

El Padrino said...

"You know my name is Cody, right?"

no clue that's your name

ns

kod said...

ah yes, I suppose the non-fb'ers may not know

El Padrino said...

fuck facebook

El Padrino said...

"For those of you impatient like I am, you can skip to about the 4:25 mark or so and you won't miss any of the earthquake footage."

the beginning montage was funny

El Padrino said...

miss players like Candy Maldanado or Pete Incavilgia

or Terry Steinbach

El Padrino said...

they have a tendancy to not play well against teams that smack them in the mouth.

good point

El Padrino said...

"You know why I remember the earthquake game? Because there was an earthquake."

what's your story?

El Padrino said...

aitch sucks

kod said...

"Attorney General Eric Holder says the federal government will enforce its marijuana laws in California even if voters next month make the state the first in the nation to legalize the drug."


ghey; I understand the need for federal control over narcotics....but weed? GMAFB

kod said...

although actually, I wish the feds would draft legislation specifically leaving it up to the states....because really it does fall under one of those traditional areas of fed control

tem said...

catching up on questions:

no i didn't die, my cousin did (not a close cousin, in fact i am not sure exactly which one she is)

no i don't pitch, but the glasses are hilarity

if i got last in a fantasy league i will change my name (AHIIK eteo)

yes the game was fun, except the 2nd half was all punts

El Padrino said...

agree

Jugdish said...

Code-iac


that's how i say it

Jugdish said...

LOV is taking it slow today

BLUE said...

i say kod

Jugdish said...

codpiece link was funny though...

tem said...

i say kodiac, like the chewing tabacco.

BLUE said...

kid that lived next door to me was named Kodiak

he was as big as a bear though...opposite of kod

Jugdish said...

Twin Peaks is becoming my favorite breastaurant

Jugdish said...

he was as big as a bear though...opposite of kod



kode* is a cub

Jugdish said...

breastaurant is one of my new favorite words

tem said...

breastrauant = kahoots?

Jugdish said...

like a hooters

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear about cousin
close or not death sucks

El Padrino said...

how was the yellow out?

tem said...

it was yellowy

tem said...

kind of chilly, not too bad. boring 2nd half. lots of punts.

both teams were taking it slow in the 2nd half.

tem said...

just farted, need to leave the office for a bit.

Jugdish said...

that bad?

Jugdish said...

you might want to switch your office chair with someone elses

Jugdish said...

it'll be interesting to see who has the worst interception this weekend, Romo or Favre.

Jugdish said...

I'm not allowed to tweet an hour before work either


s

Jugdish said...

VIKINGS (-1.5) over Cowboys
Because of homefield. Because of Adrian Peterson. Because you know Moss is good for one long TD. Because Jared Allen is overdue for a big game. Because Dallas is a rudderless team that's ready to fold. And because, as more than one reader pointed out this week, the WWE would make this a "Loser Leaves the WWE" match between the coaches, then rig it so Wade Phillips lost.

El Padrino said...

sports guy

Jugdish said...

yep

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

the 12 year old burger experiement

JFreak said...

kod = cod just like tem = tim

El Padrino said...

and tem is tim

got it

JFreak said...

"got it"

no, you don't.

Jugdish said...

no, you don't.


chuckle

Jugdish said...

I'd like to buy an "O" please.

El Padrino said...

easy joshua

JFreak said...

"I'd like to buy an "O" please."

I thought you were waiting.

Jugdish said...

Seriously, what green shirt?

/keef

El Padrino said...

Tom

tem said...

"I thought you were waiting."


hi-lar-ity

Jugdish said...

yeah that was a good one.

JFreak said...

I didn't really wanna make the joke, but I figured I was obligated.

Jugdish said...

id be disappointed if you didn't

BLUE said...

so jug

have you actual had the conversation, or are you just assuming she wants to take it slow?

El Padrino said...

wait jug hasnt hit skins yet with cgjug?

tem said...

el pad is amazing.

tem said...

its been a running joke for about 9 days and he just now figures it out.

El Padrino said...

i thought the joke was a joke on the joke

like he hit it but it took forever

see what im sayin

Jugdish said...

we've had the conversation. I like her, but at this point not sure how much or if its going to progress...so we'll see.

Jugdish said...

wait jug hasnt hit skins yet with cgjug?


hilarity

tem said...

it doesn't need to progress to have sex.

JFreak said...

jug is a gentleman.

tem said...

gentleman is a fancy way to say he has it one the meizastal

tem said...

jug is getting too old to take it slow.

Jugdish said...

they have pills for that

/tp

tem said...

i am really sleepy

Jugdish said...

have a diet pepsi

tem said...

i think i will have a diet mt dew.

Jugdish said...

lance moore @ tampa or Keller at Den?

El Padrino said...

"we've had the conversation. I like her, but at this point not sure how much or if its going to progress...so we'll see."

conversation

honey it's smash time, if your not smashing you need to leave

El Padrino said...

keller

El Padrino said...

remember nerf guns

El Padrino said...

this is a light flow day

El Padrino said...

Thats what beth said

BLUE said...

"BRONCOS (+3) over Jets
Because it's the textbook "West Coast road letdown after the big Monday night win at home on the East Coast when you covered because the aging QB legend embroiled in a cell phone photo sex scandal threw you a game-ending interception touchdown" game. I can spot these a mile away."

this made me chuckle a little

El Padrino said...

yeah the jets havce not impressed me or anyone else apparentely

tem said...

"this is a light flow day"

its because everyone was excited about hearing from the Muslim, but you posted again.

tem said...

south and north korea should just throw down already

tem said...

now they are like the two kids from school that constantly promise to fight after school but never do.

Jugdish said...

fags are too sensitive

tem said...

kolb or cassell at QB?

tem said...

"fags are too sensitive"

that was a simpsons episode.

/h

Jugdish said...

Castle*

El Padrino said...

anyone but Cassel

tem said...

so cassell, got it.

Jugdish said...

anyone playing against houston's pass defense

Jugdish said...

TP

El Padrino said...

no coffee for jug
he'd be fired if he worked for Glengary Glen Ross

Jugdish said...

blue

Jugdish said...

diet coke for jug

Jugdish said...

Lp

El Padrino said...

ha

Jugdish said...

kode

Jugdish said...

steve

El Padrino said...

ha

Jugdish said...

keef

Miss Me Yet? said...

"wait jug hasnt hit skins yet with cgjug?"

ra,r?

Jugdish said...

another Lp

Miss Me Yet? said...

funny links, jug

Miss Me Yet? said...

i need to go buy some food for the tailgate tomorrow. any ideas?

Jugdish said...

mize

Miss Me Yet? said...

i'm in atl mon through wed and then leave for vegas for thur through sun next week.... can't wait

Jugdish said...

beth

Jugdish said...

zeke

Jugdish said...

another mize

El Padrino said...

"i need to go buy some food for the tailgate tomorrow. any ideas?"

skirt or hangar steaks
fajitas

Miss Me Yet? said...

"skirt or hangar steaks
fajitas"

not a bad idea

El Padrino said...

i know

Jugdish said...

Rev

Jugdish said...

kod

El Padrino said...

TJ LAVIN ALMOST DIED

BLUE said...

"i need to go buy some food for the tailgate tomorrow. any ideas?"

why are you buying all the food for everyone else

/cmtp

BLUE said...

that looks more like the travelocity traveling gnome than papa smurf

Miss Me Yet? said...

why are you buying all the food for everyone else

/cmtp"

blue knows

Jugdish said...

why are you buying all the food for everyone else



what time is lunch?

/mize

kod said...

Hey, good news TP:

"Will there be a Top Gun 2? Possibly. According to New York Magazine, Paramount Pictures is in serious negotiations with producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott to create a sequel to the 1986 hit."

Miss Me Yet? said...

sanchise, mcnabb or romo at qb this week?.... i can start 2 (one at OP)

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

Romo and keef Sanchez

Miss Me Yet? said...

"Hey, good news TP"

boo

Miss Me Yet? said...

purple jesus and hillis have been carrying my $$$ team

kod said...

nice work on the halloween costumes jug


I'm part of a Haunted House thing Sat and Sun....so my costume plays into the theme of the room (I'm diabolic male nurse)

kod said...

not super excited about the Haunted House; mostly because it's unpaid


However, cmkod is getting paid....and I get free food and open bar both nights afterwards

Miss Me Yet? said...

someone in my $$$ league just dropped the bears D/ST... wft?

Jugdish said...

However, cmkod is getting paid....and I get free food and open bar both nights afterwards



open bar is payment

Miss Me Yet? said...

"and I get free food and open bar both nights afterwards"

is jug paying for it?

kod said...

"is jug paying for it?"


nah; but I still owe him for co-signing my mortgage

Jugdish said...

nah; but I still owe him for co-signing my mortgage


when i signed it i wrote each letter of my name with a different pen...you're each getting one of those pens for Christmas

Jugdish said...

except Lp, because he is mooslim


s

kod said...

"Steve McNair was 36 when he was killed by his mistress in July 2009. The woman shot him four times before turning the gun on herself.

He died without a will."


I don't get why his assets are frozen though; when you die without a will (and you're married) everything just goes to your spouse anyway.

BLUE said...

so three pens?

kod said...

unless he had a SHITload of debt I suppose

Miss Me Yet? said...

jugdish = 7 pens

Miss Me Yet? said...

"boring 2nd half. lots of punts."

yeah, the 2nd half was ugly

BLUE said...

blue's company is paying for life insurance for all employees (not an uncommon benefit).

one chick asked if she "had to sign up for it" Why the fuck wouldn't you, it's free money if you die.

blue has run the "do I have to sign up for it" joke into the ground in the office though

BLUE said...

"jugdish = 7 pens"

yet none of them are getting any action

Jugdish said...

yet none of them are getting any action



they each got a hand yob

Jugdish said...

my brother who always sends out the late, breaking news

Keef said...

"Code-iac


that's how i say it"


I pronounce kodiac like code-iac, but I pronounce kod like cod

Keef said...

Jug

Keef said...

"However, cmkod is getting paid....and I get free food and open bar both nights afterwards"


Well of course she's getting paid. She needs money for her weekly girls night

Keef said...

"one chick asked if she "had to sign up for it" Why the fuck wouldn't you, it's free money if you die."


She can't take it with her

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

She can take it with her...but maybe she can't spend it

tem said...

By the by. I am currently at a rest stop in ohio killing time b/c I don't want to spend a lot of time at the showing.

Keef said...

I hate going to showings. dead bodies fucking creep me out

tem said...

I'm no fan of them...showing is from 4-9. I am about 45 min away, time to get back on the road.

tem said...

Will be interesing to see how they did up the body after the autopsy. She fell and broke her neck, so maybe they jacked her up too much with the autopsy and it'll be a closed casket

Keef said...

sucks man. Sorry to hear it

Keef said...

mize
tOSU is -4 over sconnie

Keef said...

Centsports NCAA 5-teamer

OkSt +3
Mich +3.5
Air Force -1
Purdue -5.5
FU -8

JFreak said...

"I pronounce kodiac like code-iac, but I pronounce kod like cod"

^^^^^

Keef said...

big night

Keef said...

set it























and forget it

Keef said...

26/32

Keef said...

your face

Keef said...

bold

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