Monday, October 04, 2010

Roll Tide

Ouch, TP. Your name/pic is My Tesus tat is suite


Big footyball weekend. Bengals looked awful against Cleveland. That happens a lot. The Giants just sacked Cutler again. Falcons, Ravens, & Jags with last second wins. Actually there were lots of close games on Sunday. Fuck Mario Manningham, though. Dickhead.

Oregon jumped ahead of Bluesie State in bolth poles*. Boise needs to win the rest of their games 60-0 to have a shot to play for the title. Hell, TCU could end up jumping over them.

Big game this week between UM/MSU.

Big Ten sucks. /TP

I don't remember seeing this talked about here, but has anyone seen that red turf that Eastern Washington has. 1) Don't be lame and copy Boise State. 2) That color is really fucking annoying. It's almost painful to see on TV. It's way too bright. Again, don't be lame.

US Ryder Cup team sucks. Shocking, but not surprising. Fucking Euros. Mickelson might be the worse* Ryder Cup player, ever. NS

Breer's not picking up Macha's option for 2011. Mize is happy. Well, if it was possible for mize to be happy, he would be. wadr

Goddman softball suckt. Bolth teams lost. I don't want to talk about it.

I really don't have shit else to talk about, so that's it. Suck it.

292 comments:

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Beth said...

"Ouch, TP. Your name/pic is My Tesus tat is suite"

That pic is hilarity. Well done.

tem said...

ThaT picture is grate*

tem said...

214.2

Yugdish said...

-160

BLUE said...

tolt you cutler was a pussy

BLUE said...

my new favorite saying courtesy of "eastbound and down"


"there's no I in team, but there's a U in cunt"

Yugdish said...

complete offensive breakdown last night. It was a win to be down 0-3 going into the half and they were still in the game with like 6 minutes to go.

El Padrino said...

jug here is the pic

name is

The Closer(NOT)

El Padrino said...

i'll be honest, kyle orton is growing on me

El Padrino said...

todd collins hahahahahhahahaaa

El Padrino said...

payback for collins when he beat the giants a few years ago

El Padrino said...

the brian wilson beard is creepy but awesome

Yugdish said...

name is

The Closer(NOT


I'll have to change that tonight when i get home...so ill have it for three days starting tomorrow

El Padrino said...

best thing about my 2-14 $$$$ MLB keeper team is I drafted Buster Posey

now i get to keep him forever and ever

Yugdish said...

i'll be honest, kyle orton is growing on me



like a neck beard

El Padrino said...

"I'll have to change that tonight when i get home...so ill have it for three days starting tomorrow"

ok weasel

s

El Padrino said...

fuck tebowner

BLUE said...

beth here's your pic

name is "I'm waiting"

BLUE said...

everyone loves an orton

Yugdish said...

trying to pick him up in one of my money leagues...

El Padrino said...

apology accepted on bronco/san fran picks

El Padrino said...

27-29 I'm back!

winthrop we're back!

Yugdish said...

NINE times!


/ferris Beuhler's principal

I'm waiting said...

ISWYDT blue, you made a bestiality joke.

s

I'm waiting said...

And blue, wtf is going on with Colorado students doing the Heil Hitler sign for kickoffs? No wonder you're a fan.

Yugdish said...

little mess

Yugdish said...

catchers mound

BLUE said...

"And blue, wtf is going on with Colorado students doing the Heil Hitler sign for kickoffs? No wonder you're a fan."

it was to scare all the black players on UGA...it worked, AJ Green couldn't even finish the game

I'm waiting said...

I will give you this, the Colorado cheerleaders definitely seemed to have the advantage over the UGA cheerleaders.

BLUE said...

seriously?

most CU cheerleaders look like UGA VIII

I'm waiting said...

Yeah, that was NS. The ones I kept seeing on tv were better looking than the UGA ones I thought.

I'm waiting said...

US making a comeback in Ryder Cup, it's all tied with 1 match still on the course. Mahan is down by 1 but only needs a tie for US to keep the cup.

Todd Packer said...

"Ouch, TP. Your name/pic is My Tesus tat is suite"


link not working for me

tem said...

golf sucks

Todd Packer said...

uf needs a new O coordinator... terrible red zone play calling

I'm waiting said...

Oops, never mind. Mahan down 2 now with 2 to go.

I'm waiting said...

"uf needs a new O coordinator..."

UGA will take him, anything has to be better for them than Bobo.

Todd Packer said...

ending to the tenn/lsu game was crazy

Todd Packer said...

"UGA will take him, anything has to be better for them than Bobo."

you'll hate him too... i miss dan mullen

My Tesus tat is suite said...

i'll add the pick when i can get the link to work

My Tesus tat is suite said...

the guys i was supposed to go to bama with all had a grate* time anyway.... bama fans are ok for the most part and the tailgate scene was awesome

Yugdish said...

golf sucks

^^^^^^^^^^

My Tesus tat is suite said...

maybe uf will get lucky and make it to the sec champ game and get blownout by bama twice in one season

tem said...

bama seems pretty good

My Tesus tat is suite said...

mich/mich st should be good

My Tesus tat is suite said...

gameday is doing the bama/south carolina game

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"bama seems pretty good"

yes

tem said...

gameday should go to the Mich/ Mich st game.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"gameday should go to the Mich/ Mich st game."

i thought they would do that game too or the miami/fsu game

My Tesus tat is suite said...

yikes, this pic is hilarity

My Tesus tat is suite said...

just so you know, keith... i was blocked on the link because of the file name of the pic... i went to the link on my phone renamed the file and emailed the pic to myself... i am the anti-weasel

My Tesus tat is suite said...

although i should pay off ep's bet first... i think i made the florida/bama bet with him first

Yugdish said...

yikes, how did you get a pic of me?



fixed


s

My Tesus tat is suite said...

i'm going to panama city all day on wed. so i'll keep this through friday and ep can give me his name/pic for next week

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"yikes, how did you get a pic of me?"


my hair is a little longer, jug

tem said...

gotta get a new IU t-shirt for the IU / OSU game this weekend.

I'm waiting said...

"my hair is a little longer, jug"

Sure, rub it in.

/tem

tem said...

big wall i guess

BLUE said...

hair jokes ruined our momentum

tem said...

sure did

Spaceman Spiff said...

read that the colorado fans rushed the field after beating georgia who came in 1-3

SEC baby!

tem said...

yeah rushing the field was hilarity

tem said...

one of the gameday recap dudes made fun of colorado for that.

tem said...

or maybe it was an announcer during a game.

irregardless it was hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

kolb played like blacktard yesterday, shit was awesome

avant at the end though, shit my pants

tem said...

ha, you shit your pants

tem said...

gross

Spaceman Spiff said...

""ABC NEWS put together an experiment to test just how willing women are to date shorter men. We brought together several short men and asked them to stand next to taller men. ABC NEWS' Lynn Sherr created extraordinary resumes for the shorter men. She told the women that the shorter men included a doctor, a best-selling author, a champion skier, a venture capitalist who'd made millions by the age of 25.

Nothing worked. The women always chose the tall men. Sherr asked whether there'd be anything she could say that would make the shortest of the men irresistible. One of the women replied, "Maybe the only thing you could say is that the other four are murderers." Another backed her up, saying that had the taller men had a criminal record she might have been swayed to choose a shorter man. Another said she'd have considered the shorter men, if the taller men had been described as "child molesters." "

brutal and hilarity

BLUE said...

"read that the colorado fans rushed the field after beating georgia who came in 1-3"

CU fans rush the field for any win (ns)

BLUE said...

"we beat kansas, lets rush the field"

BLUE said...

they only get to run onto the field (on avg) 3 times a year during the Hawkins Regime

I'm waiting said...

"CU fans rush the field for any win (ns)"

Damn, I meant to comment on this. They didn't just rush the field, they tore down the goalposts.

Woo hoo, you just beat a 1-3 team, time to go crazy!

Yugdish said...

brutal and hilarity



bitches!

/Lp

I'm waiting said...

"brutal and hilarity"

I've never dated a short man.

ns

BLUE said...

"They didn't just rush the field, they tore down the goalposts"

no, the facility staff pulled the goalposts down before the students can get on the field, so they don't tear them down

BLUE said...

when they beat Oklahoma a few years ago on a last second FG, they almost pulled the goalposts down before the kick went through (s)

BLUE said...

believe it or not, most of those kids aren't sober

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I've never dated a short man.

ns"

so you one night stand them, suiter

/LP

tem said...

they could have said the smaller guys had bigger penises

BLUE said...

what if they said the taller guys were really women

tem said...

that probably would have worked too

BLUE said...

or Florida fans

I'm waiting said...

"so you one night stand them, suiter"

Well short guys most-used pick up line (I'm assuming) is that we're all the same height lying down.

Mize said...

"i'll be honest, kyle orton is growing on me"


I've been an Orton fan since he and Tyler Thigpen carried me to a champ-yun-ship in FNFL

BLUE said...

Orton only looks good because their run game is awful.

putrid

but...other than that, he's pretty decent

tem said...

so he is good, got it

Mize said...

Is LP around?

Hit me with a suite marinade for a pork tenderloin.

Spaceman Spiff said...

shipley getting lit up yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

titans coordinator hilarity

BLUE said...

by rule that's "targeting"...15 yard penalty and automatic 1st down

BLUE said...

that's not the only time that Chuck Cecil waved the one finger salute at the refs yesterday.

it was all over the news here

Keef said...

"although i should pay off ep's bet first... i think i made the florida/bama bet with him first"


That's fine

tem said...

the 15yd hitting a defenseless receiver penalty seems to be enforced at random times

tem said...

sometimes it looks like a clean hit and the receiver is braced for it and they still call it.

other times someone destroys a receiver when he doesn't have a chance to defend and no flag is thrown.

tem said...

it is a stupid rule to begin with

tem said...

if someone cracks a receiver without leading with their helmet it should never be a flag...well maybe if they led with their feet and drop kicked a receiver.

Keef said...

Russell fired by Pirates


Yeah, because he was the problem

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"or Florida fans"

or denver bronco fans

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"believe it or not, most of those kids aren't sober"

still is very lame to charge the field on every win... sober or not

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"That's fine"

i think ep is out this week, so i'll pay off his bet next week

My Tesus tat is suite said...

got tickets to the rays games on wed and thurs... too bad i can't go to either game

BLUE said...

"still is very lame to charge the field on every win... sober or not"

it was national championship celebration weekend...it was expected

My Tesus tat is suite said...

panama city on wed is gonna suck... gotta drive up there and back for a dumb 2 hour meeting that i can't get out of

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"it was expected"

still lame

BLUE said...

your mullet is lame

My Tesus tat is suite said...

CU fans proably are not for an 18 game nfl schedule

BLUE said...

i'm not agreeing that they should have done it, just explaining why they're so gay

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"your mullet is lame"

so is your neck-beard

My Tesus tat is suite said...

same goes for storming the court in a basketball game... lame

My Tesus tat is suite said...

my AC broke yesterday.. woe

Yugdish said...

same goes for storming the court in a basketball game... lame


I'll disagree here. If you go to a smaller school or one that doesn't win as much and you get a chance to be drunk and storm the court...do it. I bet it is fun. Who cares what everyone else thinks?

Yugdish said...

my AC broke yesterday.. woe



that does suck

Yugdish said...

I'll disagree here. If you go to a smaller school or one that doesn't win as much and you get a chance to be drunk and storm the court...do it. I bet it is fun. Who cares what everyone else thinks?



court...field...whatever

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"I'll disagree here. If you go to a smaller school or one that doesn't win as much and you get a chance to be drunk and storm the court...do it. I bet it is fun. Who cares what everyone else thinks?"

maybe if it's a big upset, but it seems like more and more you see schools storm the court after beating a mediocre team

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"that does suck"

yeah, not that hot yesterday so it wasn't so bad

Spaceman Spiff said...

torain trucking the safety yesterday

you see his helmet, then you see his cleats, awesome

BLUE said...

yeah, it's more of a symbol of how bad CU's football team has been in the past 5 years, as opposed to how big of a win it was.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"you see his helmet, then you see his cleats, awesome"

nice

BLUE said...

"you see his helmet, then you see his cleats, awesome"

and then torain's leg fell off

kod said...

mich/mich st should be good


Spartans will win by at least 14

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Spartans will win by at least 14"

i hope so

BLUE said...

bet?

My Tesus tat is suite said...

it'll be interesting to see how denard does... can't wait until they play osu

Keef said...

"I'll disagree here. If you go to a smaller school or one that doesn't win as much and you get a chance to be drunk and storm the court...do it. I bet it is fun. Who cares what everyone else thinks?"



Yeah, well when a student dies, you'll be sorry for that comment

Keef said...

"Spartans will win by at least 14"

Yeah, no

Keef said...

watched a food network challenge yesterday with folks carving up pumpkins. Dude who won had some redonk carvings

Spaceman Spiff said...

I wanted the last cupcake

Keef said...

high of 94 here today. Finally

Keef said...

"I wanted the last cupcake"

That's just wrong.















She obviously ate the last cupcake

BLUE said...

she was sad that Ian Johnson didn't propose to her after the game

Keef said...

Votto clowed* Mitch Williams on DP show. Mitch was on before Votto and said the Reds were the least impressive team in the NL. Votto came on in the next segment and said he grew up in Toronto and appreciates Mitch giving up the WS winning homer.

Keef said...

Can't wait for insufferevbleness when Philly sweeps Cincy

Keef said...

tem
Did you get those gift certs?

kod said...

bet?



sure, I'll give you 13.5 points

BLUE said...

perfect.

standard bet?

Keef said...

congrats on your bet victory, blue

Keef said...

*early congrats

Keef said...

hunter mahan is a crybaby

Spaceman Spiff said...

girls would rather let tall guys lift up their dress too

Spaceman Spiff said...

side note: jeebus that girls a slob

kod said...

standard bet?


sounds good; I haven't been able to be around much, so I'll do seven if I lose (AHIIK) instead of 3

BLUE said...

"side note: jeebus that girls a slob"

side note: most hot women are

I'm waiting said...

Hilarity ad placements.

Too bad EP isn't here today, there's an Olive Garden one even.

Yugdish said...

he is at olive garden

Mize said...

Whipped together pork tenderloin marinade.

EVOO
Balsamic bacon vinaigrette
fresh pressed garlic
horseradish mustard
fresh cracked pepper

I'm waiting said...

"EVOO"

Mize watches Rachel Ray.

Yugdish said...

Wolfgang Mize

Keef said...

Woelfgang Mize

*fized

Yugdish said...

good fix

Yugdish said...

im ashamed i didn't catch that

Keef said...

Mark Richt fired

I'm waiting said...

I didn't fall for that for a second.

BLUE said...

the joke of the day in Boulder last week was that the AD could save a bunch of money on flying guys out for interviews for the soon to be open HC job because they'd all be in town this weekend.

Eric Bienemy
Mark Richt
and some other dude.

I'm waiting said...

Yeah, something tells me Richt wouldn't be unemployed for long if they were stupid enough to fire him.

Keef said...

33/40

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Yeah, something tells me Richt wouldn't be unemployed for long if they were stupid enough to fire him"


i still think he will end up back at FSU some day

BLUE said...

"i still think he will end up back at FSU some day"

waterboy?

Keef said...

12/45

Keef said...

21/26

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Said Boozer, explaining the accident to the media on Sunday, "I was in my house and came around the corner, the doorbell was ringing and tripped over a bag. I put my arm down to try to brace myself. I broke my fifth metacarpal, the pinky one." "

yup, that sounds legit

Mize said...

"33/40"


40/40

Spaceman Spiff said...

33/45

Mize said...

"12/45"


27/45

Mize said...

spiff's a fast typer

Spaceman Spiff said...

nah, dont know how to type properly, just looked for the easiest ones to answer

Yugdish said...

"Said Boozer, explaining the accident to the media on Sunday, "I was in my house and came around the corner, the doorbell was ringing. I opened the door and tripped as I was stomping on a flaming bag of poop. I put my arm down to try to brace myself. I broke my fifth metacarpal, the pinky one." "



fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Minnesota Twins have ruled out Justin Morneau for the entire 2010 playoffs"

Keef said...

You guys know pokemon? Nerds

Mize said...

I didn't get the Pokemon one. I probably should have. I was NICE on Pokemon Snap for the N64.

Keef said...

I must not of* paid attention then. I thought they had to be in order like the blitz ones, so I stopped on Pokemon

Mize said...

Thanks for playing College pick em, Jug.

BLUE said...

keith is week*

Yugdish said...

Thanks for playing College pick em, Jug.


thanks for having me

Keef said...

When I paid attention to the rules, I got 41/45

Keef said...

misst* pokemon, dan brown novel, stanley kubrick movie, harry potter book

Keef said...

Are the Mess going to go after Bobby V?

Keef said...

"Peanuts and The Great Big Pumpkin."


LP strikes again

Mize said...

"LP strikes again"


I decided to let that one slide. He was clearly happy about Autumn.

Keef said...

I also like fall because it drops below 100° finally

Yugdish said...

we've had cool weather here lately, its been suite. Its been a pretty hot summer out here.

Yugdish said...

going yogging soon

Keef said...

gross

BLUE said...

40 yards?

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz be this guy for halloween

Keef said...

I want to dress up as mize for halloween but noone here would get it so it wouldn't be fun

Yugdish said...

40 yards?



not really in shape for that. probably 3 miles

Mize said...

Meiz did not have a good weekend of NFL picks

Yugdish said...

I want to dress up as mize for halloween but noone here would get it so it wouldn't be fun



the junior prom mize?

Keef said...

hsil got a raise at her yob* and she makes about as much as I make with 2 yobs. FML

Mize said...

"meiz be this guy for halloween"


Awesome. I think I might do that. Probably have to carry the photo around with me though.

Keef said...

"the junior prom mize?"

No I don't want to grind on dudes

Yugdish said...

No I don't want to grind on dudes


Which mize? Mr. Mize? Dikembe Mizetumbo? Deluxe? Andy?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A Memphis man angered by two teenagers who would not pull up their sagging pants shot one in the rear and faces aggravated assault charges"

Keef said...

Just Andy. Put baby powder all over myself, wear some glasses, wear a Breer's hat, a Breer's shirt, cargo shorts, tennis shoes that are untied, and woe all the livelong day

Keef said...

I need Welker & Pats D to be < than 19 pts to win in my $ league

Spaceman Spiff said...

need a fat suit too

tem said...

"tem
Did you get those gift certs?"

i printed something out. we'll see if the restaurant takes it.

$75 cert for $3.

have to spend $150 at the restaurant and they auto add a 18% tip.

tem said...

goddman spoilers

tem said...

"hsil got a raise at her yob* and she makes about as much as I make with 2 yobs. FML"

you should have gotten an associates degree /lp

tem said...

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