Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The rangers won. good for them. There was some rumor that they were the only MLB team to have not won a playoff series. I'm not sure that's true, but i'll believe it. It might have been on a simpsons episode though, i'm not sure.

They're making snow in the mountains here. Which is pretty lame, i'm ok with waiting until it actually snows to go skiing. But there are a bunch of crazies who think skiing one run on rocks in October, makes them ultra cool or something. Screw that.

I wonder if I texted a picture of my junk to the hot receptionist, if nothing would happen for 2 years? I think Sterger liked it. She probably texted him pictures of her penis too.

Maybe that's what people do, down on the farms in Kiln, Mississippi.

Deion Branch was traded back to the Patriots. Woohoo, superbowl, O:FB is in full swing mode. An overpaid, average wide reciever got traded to the Pats, huge news story...I heard Troy Brown wasn't available.

Reading that Agent story in SI. I knew Rian Fien, went to school with him for a year and had a few classes together, that was about the last time that Idaho football was decent. Can't remember, but I think they were still I-AA back then. He wasn't a guy I would have thought was on the take, although he did end up in an NFL camp. There were a couple dudes I lived in the dorms with that were on the team that were from Barstow...broke as hell...yet, by their Junior year both were driving nice new Chevy S-10s pimped out. Interesting how that happens.

I don't eat much pork other than bacon and sausage, so I guess I eat a lot of pork.

I still owe kod because UM shit the bed, he needs to make with a name/pic change quick or the statue* of limitations will have run out.

Boardwalk Empire could be good, but it needs more action. Like the first season of the Sopranos, gotta have a lot more seedy stuff, and less conspiracy and cover up crap. First Episode was real good, last few have been ok, but could get on the boring side.

183 comments:

Beth said...

Hey, you already used this title.

What A Mess said...

lol

BLUE said...

is that guy's boss, h?

What A Mess said...

U.S. Judge Leonie Brinkema sent Zacarias Moussaoui to prison for life on May 4, 2006, to “die with a whimper,” for his role in the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

He declared: “God save Osama bin Laden — you will never get him.”

What A Mess said...

Hong Kong will be the first city in the world to offer McDonald's wedding packages starting January 1, 2011.

they been doing this in whiskey tango areas for years no?

tem said...

a value meal is not a wedding package

tem said...

but i heart the use of whiskey tango

BLUE said...

didn't keith get married at a taco bell?

Jugdish said...

didn't keith get married at a taco bell?



they wouldn't let him. hedidn't have his white guy papers.

Jugdish said...

am i supposed to double click that?


s

BLUE said...

CoLoV

BLUE said...

yes

Jugdish said...

ginger ale

What A Mess said...

offbeat = retarded

Jugdish said...

time masheen

kod said...

yeah, when I came back from my cousin's funeral this summer, I had a crazy ass Favre story I heard from a pilot who flew him to a charity function and back.

It was so outrageous, I didn't dare post it on LOV

these new allegations have convinced me the story is indeed true

BLUE said...

thoughts around here is that Favre is going down like Tiger did...that ladies are going to start coming out of the woodwork like crazy

What A Mess said...

amazing, hero's

yeah hero's

tem said...

and are we going to share this favre story?

tem said...

deanna will be on the market is about 4 months tops.

What A Mess said...

legends like farve think they can do whatever they want

poor deanna
i'm sure she doesnt mind taking his wrangler money though

tem said...

that agent story has caused OSU to investigate the claims against santonio holmes.

all sorts of people here are pissed.

hilarity is ensuing.

tem said...

wrangler jeans suck so bad. they are terrible.

tem said...

they crush your junk.

Jugdish said...

they crush your junk.



i can send you pics that prove they don't

/Bert

tem said...

i doubt he wears wranglers any time other than when he films commercials.

tem said...

he'll wear khakis or shorts just so he doesn't have to wear jeans

What A Mess said...

wrangler is garbage

tem said...

or he just won't wear pants.

What A Mess said...

doesnt look like he wears any pants at all

/jenn sterger

tem said...

favre is the anti-jug. he does not take it slow.

Jugdish said...

jug is not under investigation...jug is smat*

tem said...

you avoided investigation in a simpsons episode.

Jugdish said...

i hate the simpsons era, cartoons suck

/keef

tem said...

got beat 19-3 and 24-8 yesterday.


in the 24-8 game the other team was up 24-3 in the bottom of the 5th. we needed to score 12 runs to keep playing.

before the inning they switched all their positions around and this guy about 45yrs old was playing shortstop.

he made 2 errors so their manager took him out. he threw his glove and started cussing at the manager. then he threw the bats in the dugout all around and said "fuck this shit, i am leaving, i'm doing the best i can out there"

then he packed up his bat bag and stormed out.

tem said...

the manager kept saying he had to make the change because he "couldn't let the other team get back into this game"

Jugdish said...

then he packed up his bat bag and stormed out.


co-ed? some people take that shit WAY too seriously...both on pulling the guy when they are up by so much and him for storming out

tem said...

it was hilarity all around.


especially when after the guy left i told the ump that they had someone on their roster who wasn't there so they should have to forfeit....

tem said...

yeah co-ed.

What A Mess said...

so freddi gonzalez beth

tem said...

***someone on their lineup card.

What A Mess said...

manager?

What A Mess said...

cox?

/lp

kod said...

"and are we going to share this favre story?"


at LOV Summit II

-it's not quite as crazy in light of all this new stuff....but it's still pretty damn good

tem said...

manager, coach, guy in charge, whatever.

every rec league team has a manager. i mean the guy was playing, but he is the one responsible for filling out the lineup card and what not.

tem said...

"it's not quite as crazy in light of all this new stuff....but it's still pretty damn good"

was it a simpsons episode?

What A Mess said...

$100 bucks Ron Washington was sipping on some yak* after the game

What A Mess said...

every rec league team has a manager. i mean the guy was playing, but he is the one responsible for filling out the lineup card and what not.

oh

tem said...

i think exfemtem changed the default language on my debit card at the ATM machine to turkish.

tem said...

she works for the bank. i think she can do it.

tem said...

"Goodell to meet with Favre if necessary"


no shit. that's not news.

tem said...

"Suspension would end Favre's iron-man march"


no shit. that's not news.

What A Mess said...

the boch

What A Mess said...

"she works for the bank. i think she can do it."

cmep and fmzeke too

tem said...

maybe it was one of them.

fucking turkish everytime i scan my card pisses me off.

then i gotta hit some buttons until i find the one that is change language.


although i think last time i figured it out and got it to permanently use english.

Beth said...

"so freddi gonzalez beth"

I said this yesterday.

What A Mess said...

fuck pennies, i hate them

What A Mess said...

I said this yesterday.

yeah, im asking your feelings

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus dog

Beth said...

Ahhhh, ok then. I think it's a great choice. He's a similar style manager to Bobby and the Braves are all used to and comfortable with that, and they clearly responded to that well this year. But Gonzalez also has a little edge to him as he showed when he called out and benched Ramirez when he was coaching the Marlins.

I'm happy.

What A Mess said...

miss me yet?

getting old sucks

What A Mess said...

these hitler parodies never get old

Mize said...

Oh shit. Just remembered I'm going to Pack/Dolphins this Sunday. Suite.

Jugdish said...

Go Dolphins!

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz went to a cavs/bucks game last season and lebron didnt play

now going to a pack game where rodgers and matthews may be out


such is the life of a woe-er

Spaceman Spiff said...

jermichael finley out 8-10 weeks now, fuck

Keef said...

"She probably texted him pictures of her penis too."

watch your mouth

Jugdish said...

jermichael finley out 8-10 weeks now, fuck


suite

Keef said...

"deanna will be on the market is about 4 months tops."


Dummy?

Keef said...

"they crush your junk."

Kenneth Cole are the worse* with that

Jugdish said...

"I can't wait to taste his power.''
-- Jets linebacker Bart Scott, who has never faced Adrian Peterson before, on the prospect of facing the Minnesota running back tonight at the New Meadowlands Stadium.



that's weird

Keef said...

""I can't wait to taste his power.''
-- Jets linebacker Bart Scott,"



Would be cool to pull out and watch semen fly slowly through the air.

/LP

kod said...

"Gary's uncertain future fascinates economists and urban planning experts - along with cities like Detroit and Flint in Michigan it is in danger of just being reclaimed by nature. One of the black community leaders I met in Gary was passionately advocating that they simply raze whole blocks to the ground and set up urban farms."

-not the worst idea I've ever heard

What A Mess said...

Would be cool to pull out and watch semen fly slowly through the air.

ha

Jugdish said...

it'll be suite when bgep stumbles across your (daily) stache* of porn

Spaceman Spiff said...

obama mug shots

Keef said...

"it'll be suite when bgep stumbles across your (daily) stache* of porn"

bglp fishburne

What A Mess said...

"it'll be suite when bgep stumbles across your (daily) stache* of porn"

i own zero porn

ns

it's 2010 yug

Keef said...

SSSSSSSSS

Jugdish said...

bglp fishburne


chuckle

Keef said...

"i own zero porn"



So you rent it?

s

Jugdish said...

pornflix

BLUE said...

colov

all porn is free on the interweb

BLUE said...

btw

i'm not a fan of the nude KK pics

something looks funky and it has ruined the dream for me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chargers place Shawn Merriman on minor IR, which means he is gone when healthy...ouch...he has never been the same player since the injuries"

injuries AKA roids

What A Mess said...

"i'm not a fan of the nude KK pics

something looks funky and it has ruined the dream for me"

ok psycho

What A Mess said...

"Chargers place Shawn Merriman on minor IR, which means he is gone when healthy...ouch...he has never been the same player since the injuries"

lights out

What A Mess said...

sconnie has a shot this weekend against the osu no keef

Mize said...

Its freezing in this house.

What A Mess said...

woe

kod said...

"Foreclosures are a matter of state law. If state investigators find the problems to be systemic, the nation's largest banks could face a crisis rivaling that of September 2008 when the financial system was rocked by the failure of Lehman Brothers, the government takeover of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and the forced marriage of Bank of America and Merrill Lynch, some analysts say."


-yep, and this time there will be no TARP windfall. Be very careful with your investments guys (and Beth...and ghost of Stiggy)

tem said...

"Would be cool to pull out and watch semen fly slowly through the air"

they did that on a simpson's ep

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

damn

tem said...

hahahahaha tcs form

BLUE said...

wall

Mize said...

Making home made bean & ham soup today. DET.

tem said...

shitty walls

tem said...

shitty walls

tem said...

good wall

BLUE said...

Melo traded to knicks

What A Mess said...

$1500

good insurance

Jugdish said...

they did not take it slow

BLUE said...

i had to shut down my porn production due to the HIV scare

BLUE said...

my favorite part of the article is the last sentence.

"[HIV] is the cause of AIDS, an immune disease that gradually destroys the body's ability to fight illness."


really?

What A Mess said...

a happy meal, 180 days later

Jugdish said...

i had to shut down my porn production due to the HIV scare


RIP pac10poon

BLUE said...

dat ass?

What A Mess said...

bieber released a new nail polish line freak

Miss Me Yet? said...

"a happy meal, 180 days later"

gotta be fake

Jugdish said...

bart did it once

Miss Me Yet? said...

ketching* up... good to see that steve is still alive

Jugdish said...

Favre woes

What A Mess said...

so if santonio says he did accept money he'd be in trouble with ncaa?

i dont get it

fuck them, he didnt break a law

Jugdish said...

you don't get paid for rough touch?

s

tem said...

"so if santonio says he did accept money he'd be in trouble with ncaa?"

no, but tOSU will and they will lose scholarships and probably vacate wins and blah blah blah

What A Mess said...

gwen stefani husband is gay

What A Mess said...

"no, but tOSU will and they will lose scholarships and probably vacate wins and blah blah blah"

so nothing
got it

Mize said...

Got the official job offer today. Yay.

What A Mess said...

for what

What A Mess said...

you should take it

Mize said...

CSR at Sysco Foods

tem said...

el pad is taking it slow with getting paid

What A Mess said...

do it

What A Mess said...

Sysco is those silver trucks that are in food service business right?

Jugdish said...

CSR at Sysco Foods


suite, is it a raise?

Miss Me Yet? said...

"Got the official job offer today. Yay"

congrats

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo column was awful

Miss Me Yet? said...

eltardo columns are always awful


fixed

Mize said...

"suite, is it a raise?"

Yep

Jugdish said...

Yep


HI-YA FIVE!


when do you start?

Jugdish said...

full time? benefits?

Jugdish said...

company car?


s

What A Mess said...

private jet?

What A Mess said...

dont put the sysco on the pedestal meiz

Jugdish said...

He is the Sysco Kid.

Miss Me Yet? said...

i heard dummy already accepteted her job offer at sysco

Miss Me Yet? said...

"accepteted"

nice

Jugdish said...

i heard dummy already accepteted her job offer at sysco


she hired mize

tem said...

meiz take it slow with this new job, don't jump into anything.

/jug

Jugdish said...

hilarity

kod said...

"In a year when a great red tide is threatening to drown the country, New York gets bluer every day."


thanks EP!

What A Mess said...

no problemo

Jugdish said...

"In a year when a great red tide is threatening to drown the country, New York gets bluer every day."


I'm blue

/blue

Mize said...

"when do you start?"


Monday.

Jugdish said...

where the rally lobster shirt on the first day


s

What A Mess said...

congrats meiz

BLUE said...

way to go meiz

BLUE said...

the real question is "do they have LoV access"?

Beth said...

Congrats mize!

BLUE said...

"In a year when a great red tide is threatening to drown the country, New York gets bluer every day"

lots of women on their periods?

kod said...

"Elementary school students on a Lake Superior island eat lunch at an unconventional location each day.

That's until their parents found out their kids were walking and skipping to the Bell Street Tavern to eat lunch.

Superintendent Linda Kunelius says she solicited bids for the lunch program and the tavern was the low bidder at $5 per plate. Parents and teachers didn't learn their children at La Pointe Elementary would be eating lunch at a tavern until the day before school started. Parent School Association president Jen Croonberg-Murphy says most parents can't get past the idea their children are eating lunch at a bar."

-Sure, $5/plate sounds nice....but notice she doesn't mention the 2 drink minimum

Miss Me Yet? said...

"Monday."

nice... did you mention you'll need a lov-friendly computer set-up

Miss Me Yet? said...

nevermind, blue already asked

BLUE said...

"-Sure, $5/plate sounds nice....but notice she doesn't mention the 2 drink minimum"

$5/plate sounds outrageous for a school lunch

Jugdish said...

nice... did you mention you'll need a lov-friendly computer set-up



with lots of RAM

What A Mess said...

i hope childress is happy, sabotaging this teams season to get farve

he should be fired

BLUE said...

economists be damned...even the unemployable are finding jobs


thanks obama

BLUE said...

"i hope childress is happy, sabotaging this teams season to get farve"

maybe he was hoping he could get some of that texting action from Bert

What A Mess said...

faggot

kod said...

"$5/plate sounds outrageous for a school lunch"


The school is on an island

What A Mess said...

and farve is hurt too, elbow or some shit

What A Mess said...

piece

BLUE said...

"The school is on an island"

school lunch is like a quarter or somthing though right?

kod said...

school lunch is like a quarter or somthing though right?


used to cost me a quarter per day; not sure what it is now though

kod said...

and a dime for a milk ticket

kod said...

of course, that was elementary school


our high school was quite different; we had a Pizza Hut and Taco Bell mini-restaurants in our cafeteria (I'm pretty close to 100% that those things don't exist in public school cafeterias anymore though)

BLUE said...

we had TB and Pizza hut too...they delivered them to the school right before lunch

Spaceman Spiff said...

we had little caesars, kfc, taco bell delivered, plus generic other stuff

i used to buy food and get the generic free poor people lunch, good times

Keef said...

"sconnie has a shot this weekend against the osu no keef"

Yeah OSU has a tough time in Madison usually

Keef said...

"where the rally lobster shirt on the first day"


where. nice

Keef said...

school lunch was $1.25/day when I was in junior high

Keef said...

when did "have a good day" replace "thank you" at fast food places

Keef said...

congrats on the yob, mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

free maxim for a year

Keef said...

spiff wins

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Whatchuknowaboutthat

Keef said...

I would bet -160 that it was a publicity stunt that TI set up

ns

Aitch said...

Spiff, you're my hero.

Keef said...

Nerve* seen a free maxim subscription, H? I've been getting maxim since '03 and as of now it runs through '12 and I've nerve paid a dime.

ns

Keef said...

Wow, pretty suite

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