Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Post 1,167

I wish I had more vacation days. I am just going to take more than I am allotted and see if anyone notices. I suspect the CFO will, but I don’t care.

Also, watched Hot Tub Time Machine last night, thought it was pretty funny. Not Anchorman funny, but still funny nonetheless.



Mrs. Doubtfire
My buddy has made 2 jokes in as many days based on the movie Mrs. Doubtfire. You know how I know he is gay?

tOSU Talk
tOSU fans are still bummed. In general shock. They haven’t accepted that their team may have been ranked too highly. They are blaming it all on Pryor. I am not sure that is a good plan. Dude doesn’t look like he handles failure very well. Maybe he’ll quit on tOSU and take his talents to Boise State so he can be on a top 3 team.


Fantasy sports talk: ________
Another win in my $$$ league. Poor managing in the LOV espn.com league. I don’t know about the other LOV league. I think I am in last. $$$ league is shaping up to be a good but not great team. Should make the playoffs and should do some damage there, but I doubt I win it all. We’ll see.



Is _________ hot ?

Rachel McAdams

Of course she is. This is a dumb question.


NFL Talk
People are getting hit hard and hurt. Is this happening more often than in the past? I dunno, but I bet TMQ tells us later. And you better believe this has lots to do with players not wearing their helmets correctly.

And why do QBs unstrap their chinstrap after every play, then strap it back up as they walk up behind center? Does the unstrapped chinstrap help them say the play better? WFT? Just leave it strapped. I got sick of watching McNabb strap that fucker up every play. Bert does it too.


Cliff Lee
I guess he is pretty good. Good pickup for the Rangers. He is the Deion Sanders of baseball, pick him up to win the CHAMP YEE ON SHIP.





Too often I miss the titty and ass links. I have nobody to blame but myself.

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BLUE said...

hot receptionist is getting back together with the guy she dated for like a year

they've been broken up for like maybe 4 months or 6.

they are going to "take it slow" which made me laugh, and got a very nasty look

Jugdish said...

they are going to "take it slow" which made me laugh, and got a very nasty look


hilarity...are you two fighting now?

BLUE said...

hot receptionist has a new picture on her fb profile page.

but again, shitty ass picture..this time the sun is setting behind her so you can't see her for shit.

BLUE said...

and she's with the fucking wisconsin badgers mascot...hey dumbshit, you went to CU, quit posting all this crap about the badgers.

BLUE said...

"hilarity...are you two fighting now?"

probably.

awesome email from her yesterday said "quit saying things you know will just piss me off"

blue laughed

Jugdish said...

she should quit being pissed off at things she knows you are saying intentionally to piss her off

BLUE said...

all i asked was if I could bring in doughnuts today...she made some comment about that not being very healthy and the CFO might be upset.

So all I said was "everybody loves doughnuts"

Jugdish said...

Cowboys football

Jugdish said...

So all I said was "everybody loves doughnuts"



dick

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BLUE said...

that's my life...in a nutshell

tem said...

hot receptionist has more than 2 pics on her FB page

El Padrino said...

the next time cliff lee will pitch will be game one of the world series

BLUE said...

"hot receptionist has more than 2 pics on her FB page"

i'm sure she does, but blue is not a "friend" so he doesn't get to see dem pics

BLUE said...

blue doesn't have a fb

tem said...

cmblue does

Jugdish said...

the next time cliff lee will pitch will be game one of the world series



I hope so

BLUE said...

"cmblue does"

yep, and she'd never "friend" her

BLUE said...

they hate each other

Beth said...

Wait, a wife hates the hot girl at the husband's office?

How unusual!

Jugdish said...

a lot of wives hate beth

Beth said...

When a wife is around I pretty much ignore the husband entirely. I don't have time for that shit.

ns

kod said...

"When Secretary of State Hillary Clinton recently issued a public apology after it was revealed that researchers from the U. S. Public Health Service intentionally infected Guatemalan patients with sexually transmitted diseases, the revelation recalled for many Americans, unfortunate memories of the Tuskegee experiment. Though the cases had some clear differences (namely that in Guatemala researchers affiliated with the U.S. government stand accused of infecting unsuspecting patients with a disease while in Tuskegee they stand accused of intentionally withholding lifesaving treatment) the fundamental tragedy remains the same."


-wow, I hadn't heard about that happening in Guatemala; that's fuct up

El Padrino said...

kods here

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

You know, if you commented something other than "wall" there wouldn't be a wall.

I'm just sayin...

Beth said...

I blame kod with his Guatemalan link.

s

kod said...

yeah, I hate to interrupt such a great day of comments


s

kod said...

ooh, bossman told me today I'm first alternate for a work related trip to Georgia in November


never really been there, other than layovers at the airport

Jugdish said...

1st alternate? is that like being an alternate on an olympic team?

Jugdish said...

ooh, bossman told me today I'm first alternate for a work related trip to Georgia in November


so you're not going, got it

/keef

Beth said...

"ooh, bossman told me today I'm first alternate for a work related trip to Georgia in November"

Hey now...

Beth said...

"ooh, bossman told me today I'm first alternate for a work related trip to Georgia in November"

Where in GA kod? I'd assume Atlanta except TP's work trips keep ending up in Bumfuck, GA.

El Padrino said...

my sister lives there

kod said...

yeah, Atlanta. A lot of the biggest players in Indian law across the Country will be there; I've got my fingers crossed, could be a pretty suite networking opportunity

kod said...

"so you're not going, got it

/keef"



-likely not, unfortunately; I don't see my co-worker passing this opportunity up

Jugdish said...

yeah, Atlanta. A lot of the biggest players in Indian law across the Country will be there; I've got my fingers crossed, could be a pretty suite networking opportunity


think you'll finally get the Braves to change their name?

s

Beth said...

"think you'll finally get the Braves to change their name?"

Or they could just accept it and do the tomahawk chop at the beginning of their meeting.

El Padrino said...

"yeah, Atlanta. A lot of the biggest players in Indian law across the Country will be there;"

i aitched, no reason why just lookt* funny

Beth said...

Kod, if you do get to come to Atlanta for the Indian conference, see if you can find a way that they can start a casino here.

El Padrino said...

i wanna fistfight someone today

kod said...

see if you can find a way that they can start a casino here.


Unfortunately, there aren't any federally recognized tribes in GA (required for a Class III gaming compact).

Beth said...

Yeah, my comment was S.

El Padrino said...

well, this day just got better

free pizza

El Padrino said...

Unfortunately, there aren't any federally recognized tribes in GA (required for a Class III gaming compact).

Yeah, my comment was S.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i feeel like meiz right now
so pissed off for no reason

El Padrino said...

i think it was my commute this morning

twas awful

kod said...

"We may look back at last weekend as a seminal one in how defense is played in the NFL. That might be an exaggeration, but this is very high on the NFL's fix-it agenda, and don't underestimate what the league will do to protect its image when it feels like it's in crisis mode. And for a league with its antennae up about head injuries, concussions and post-career care of injured players, last weekend may just have been the kind of perfect storm that will change the way defensive players approach big hits."

-I said it would take someone dying; I'm glad it only took one Sunday with a shitload of dangerous and illegal hits

kod said...

and 18 games is now off the table fo sho

Keef said...

"hey dumbshit, you went to CU, quit posting all this crap about the badgers."


Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers

Keef said...

"When a wife is around I pretty much ignore the husband entirely. I don't have time for that shit."


You should remove the kneepads, though

Keef said...

"Hey now..."


Hey there

Keef said...

"awesome email from her yesterday said "quit saying things you know will just piss me off""



zeke & beth think that there is a lot of sexual tension between blue & hot receptionist

BLUE said...

"and 18 games is now off the table fo sho"

nope the new proposal would suspend players for 2 games for helmet to helmet contact.

so most guys will only play 16.

El Padrino said...

meanwhile they show a 40 second montage to chuck cecil during the game after just saying head hunting and the hits were a disgrace

BLUE said...

"-I said it would take someone dying; I'm glad it only took one Sunday with a shitload of dangerous and illegal hits"

which hits were illegal?

don't say the dunta robinson hit.

don't say the hit on massoquoi where dude ducked his head.

don't say the hit on Demaryius Thomas in the broncos game because he got hit in the shoulders.

don't say the cribbs hit, dude is a running back and put his head down.

BLUE said...

i hate new rule change

what's next "you can't leave your feet to make a tackle?"

the NFL will be rough touch soon.

BLUE said...

fine, suspend guys, whatever...

Keef said...

the hit on todd heap was illegal, no?

kod said...

"which hits were illegal?"

the dunta robinson hit

the hit on massoquoi .

the hit on Demaryius Thomas in the broncos game

the cribbs hit

BLUE said...

michael Jordan would score 100pts in a game in todays NFL

BLUE said...

"the hit on todd heap was illegal, no?"

that's the only one I saw that was illegal

BLUE said...

dammnit kod, you said those hits.

Jugdish said...

The NFL is talking about "devastating hits", but they need to loosely define that at least.

I heard someone say it wouldn't be changing a rule, but enforcing one that's already on the books...like the AZ immigration law

Jugdish said...

im all for the NFL trying to make things safer for their players, I just don't like kneejerk reactions from one weekend of bad hits

BLUE said...

The nfl doesn't believe in the "taking it slow" method

kod said...

I liked TMQ's take on it today (shocking, I know....s)

El Padrino said...

how do defense lawyers sleep at night

BLUE said...

The NFL gets coffee

Jugdish said...

The nfl doesn't believe in the "taking it slow" method

^^^^^^

BLUE said...

"how do defense lawyers sleep at night"

on top of the piles of money like scrooge mcduck

Keef said...

"the dunta robinson hit

the hit on massoquoi .

the hit on Demaryius Thomas in the broncos game

the cribbs hit"


quit saying things you know will just piss me off

/blue

kod said...

how do defense lawyers sleep at night


gotta be one of the toughest jobs on this planet. That's why they have the highest CD, divorce, and suicide rates amongst all professionals.

El Padrino said...

kod is comissh now?

kod said...

*public defenders I mean

Jugdish said...

quit saying things you know will just piss me off

/blue



chuckle

Keef said...

"im all for the NFL trying to make things safer for their players, I just don't like kneejerk reactions from one weekend of bad hits"


There were bad hits before this weekend

El Padrino said...

the defense lawyer for the connecticut murders where the guy tied up the whole family, raped the woman, killed two of them, beat the dad into a coma then set the house on fire says his client is a loving, funny and outgoing guy

Keef said...

"kod is comissh now?"

ymsoab

Jugdish said...

There were bad hits before this weekend


correct...but several bad hits this past weekend made it a bigger issue

Keef said...

"the defense lawyer for the connecticut murders where the guy tied up the whole family, raped the woman, killed two of them, beat the dad into a coma then set the house on fire says his client is a loving, funny and outgoing guy"


Yeah, but even Hitler was good in the beginning, he just went too far.

El Padrino said...

cribbs hit was legal and so was the dunta one i thought

Keef said...

"correct...but several bad hits this past weekend made it a bigger issue"

They've been discussing bigger consequences & repercussions for bad hits for a while now, though.

Jugdish said...

They've been discussing bigger consequences & repercussions for bad hits for a while now, though.


yes, that's why I said bigger deal...now they are doing something about it apparently

Keef said...

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

but not offered

El Padrino said...

i'm voting for this guy

Keef said...

Vote for Donnelly!

Jugdish said...

Vote for Donnelly!


hilarity

El Padrino said...

did we get a report on meiz and the new yob?

El Padrino said...

does he hate it already?

Jugdish said...

did we get a report on meiz and the new yob?

no goofing around on the internet

he is wearing white socks because he hates dark socks (racist)

he works with some quality people

he is the new guy

he has to use a keyboard, which he hates because he is a mouse guy

I think that's it

Jugdish said...

anyone have one of those amazon kindles or barnes and noble nooks?

BLUE said...

"did we get a report on meiz and the new yob?"

There was some hot ass there (he didn't define if that was male or female thought)

BLUE said...

also, it is apparent that meiz is "dummy" at the new place

Jugdish said...

There was some hot ass there (he didn't define if that was male or female thought)


Yeah...he must work out.

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and 18 games is now off the table fo sho"

yup, 20 games now on the table now that guys wont be getting 'JACKED UP!'

Spaceman Spiff said...

quality UFC arianny playboy pics

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo already starting a new reverse jinx for tonight, yankees body isnt even cold from last nights domination

Jugdish said...

he was funny on twitter last night...waiting for the Lee colapse

El Padrino said...

"he is wearing white socks because he hates dark socks (racist)"

white socks with shoes is very Dewey-esque

bold strategy

El Padrino said...

no goofing around on the internet

pussy

Jugdish said...

white socks with shoes is very Dewey-esque



i wonder if he laces up

El Padrino said...

“And I had the idea called the Poo Cocktail Supreme. I thought, let's take a bunch of cords and attach them to a port-a-john, and throw it off a bridge or a building or something. The idea evolved into slingshotting it up 120 feet in the air. But he doubted it. Once he got to the set, he was like, ‘Okay, this is actually going to be pretty epic.’And once we cleaned the shit off the cameras and saw what was on them, it was unbelievable.”

Jugdish said...

i gotta see jackass 3d this weekend. im taking a flask

Keef said...

"he has to use a keyboard, which he hates because he is a mouse guy"


That made me laugh when I saw it. If he's using one of those programs where most of it is done using tab and the function keys, it's pretty fucking easy.

Jugdish said...

using tab and the function keys, it's pretty fucking easy.


^^^^

El Padrino said...

its a computer, it's all easy

El Padrino said...

help

/aitch

Keef said...

jay mohr hosting rome show net monday. Suite

Keef said...

next

Jugdish said...

did we get a report on meiz and the new yob?


he also gets a full hour for lunch

however, h does not have access to RAM like he did at the old yob

Jugdish said...

h = he

Keef said...

"did we get a report on meiz and the new yob?"

In other mize newz, he met a girl in Green Bay who said they would get buck wild "next time"

Keef said...

she said he probably gets a lot of women because he's such a smooth talker

ns

El Padrino said...

tmq is up tom

El Padrino said...

"In other mize newz, he met a girl in Green Bay who said they would get buck wild "next time"

fear the deer

Keef said...

You would get all this if you read all 17 comments in lovad

El Padrino said...

she said he probably gets a lot of women because he's such a smooth talker

ns

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Jugdish said...

mize is like george costanza in The Opposite episode in seinfeld

El Padrino said...

"You would get all this if you read all 17 comments in lovad"

not for real, simpson episode

Keef said...

Mr. Cunningham died. That's 2 TV parents from the 60s. 1 more. I say it's gonna be Florence Henderson

El Padrino said...

brady bunch was on in the 60's?

good lord

El Padrino said...

my guess is meathead

Beth said...

"mize is like george costanza in The Opposite episode in seinfeld"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Mize: My name is Mize, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

Cubs Chick: I'm Cubs chick...hiiiii!

El Padrino said...

slapping sandberg in the face huh freak

BLUE said...

"Bruschi gives tackling demo"

from a guy who practically broke his neck in college because he tackled incorrectly...this should be awesome

Jugdish said...

if anyone should know how to not doit...its him

Keef said...

"brady bunch was on in the 60's?"

started in '69

Keef said...

"my guess is meathead"

He wasn't a TV parent

Jugdish said...

started in '69


I auditioned for the role of Mike Brady


/Tp

Keef said...

he wasn't gay enough

Jugdish said...

Lp was potsie

Jugdish said...

Urban Dictionary: potsie A usually harmless, well-meaning fool or idiot who bumbles through life unaware of how embarassingly ridiculous he or she is.




chuckle

Keef said...

jug wins

Keef said...

where are tem's UFC picks?

El Padrino said...

"He wasn't a TV parent"

wasnt she pregnant at one point

tem said...

i'll do UFC picks later in the week.

I'm still on the fence re: lesnar/cain

El Padrino said...

please dont

Keef said...

"wasnt she pregnant at one point"

You know what I meant

El Padrino said...

oh so apology accepted then

El Padrino said...

in you face freakryno!

Keef said...

Didn't the interim guy that they gave the full time spot go like 10 games over .500 to finish the season?

El Padrino said...

yes he did

Keef said...

afternoon beisbol?

Jugdish said...

something like that

Jugdish said...

Go Giants!

Keef said...

Dear Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets,

Let's get an apartment together!

Love,

Keef

El Padrino said...

but that happens all the time
jerry manuel when willie was fired was plus like 20 games or something and he got a contract for 2 years out of that

how'd that end up working out for me?

Keef said...

"Go Giants!"


What you said

Jugdish said...

Dear Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets,


those are good...good drunk food too

Keef said...

"how'd that end up working out for me?"

Cubs guy is white

/blue

Jugdish said...

but that happens all the time
jerry manuel when willie was fired was plus like 20 games or something and he got a contract for 2 years out of that



ive seen it happen a few times with the Astros too...not always a good indicator

Jugdish said...

how'd that end up working out for me?



you got the yob at the stache

Jugdish said...

you got the yob at the stache



don't worry, I'll take care of you

/stache bossman

Keef said...

"don't worry, I'll take care of you

/stache bossman"


hahahahahahaa

Keef said...

stache bossman is taking care of LP. He's not paying him, so LP won't get in trouble for not paying taxes

Jugdish said...

his paycheck goes straight to the barber

Keef said...

"I wish I had more vacation days."


That's the one thing I miss about UOP. Besides getting every holiday off, I would of* had 3 weeks vacation and 2 weeks sick time this year. Woe

Jugdish said...

im also a fan of the spicy chicken sandwich from chick fil a

BLUE said...

spicy anything works for me

Beth said...

"im also a fan of the spicy chicken sandwich from chick fil a"

Totally agree, it's just the right amount of spice on it.

BLUE said...

but just an ounce of spicy

Jugdish said...

ho did that work out for you?

BLUE said...

can a brother get a w?

Beth said...

"spicy anything works for me"

You'd like me then.

s

Keef said...

"You'd like me then."

He said spicy, not bitter


s

El Padrino said...

"stache bossman is taking care of LP. He's not paying him, so LP won't get in trouble for not paying taxes"

silver lining

Keef said...

Wendy's gave me an extra spicy nugget.

DET

El Padrino said...

"you got the yob at the stache



don't worry, I'll take care of you

/stache bossman"

i spoke to him, he's taking it slow.

Jugdish said...

i spoke to him, he's taking it slow.


good strategy

Keef said...

"im also a fan of the spicy chicken sandwich from chick fil a"


Yeah those are also grate*. Wendy's spicy chicken sandwhich* is my fave

Beth said...

"He said spicy, not bitter"

You could've left off the s and it still would've been accurate.

(mostly s)

Keef said...

is beth still taking it slow with her new boy

Jugdish said...

mize should smooth talk beth

Keef said...

mize could have smooth talked her if you all had really went to Atlanta for the gangbang

Beth said...

"is beth still taking it slow with her new boy"

Slow for me means I wait until after dinner, you should know that.

BLUE said...

so...no

BLUE said...

beth played "just the tip" and the rest just happened

El Padrino said...

you got a new boy?

BLUE said...

hilarity

Beth said...

"you got a new boy?"

Yeah kind of. I mean it's not a sure thing like mize and this new girl he supposedly met but so far so good.

BLUE said...

you don't think a fox like beth would stay single long do you?

BLUE said...

"Yeah kind of. I mean it's not a sure thing like mize and this new girl he supposedly met but so far so good."

so the guy didn't tell you that you'd bang next time you were in Green Bay?

BLUE said...

by the way, i'm bringing the term "fox" back

Beth said...

"by the way, i'm bringing the term "fox" back"

Groovy.

Beth said...

And the "next" time I'm in Green Bay will be the first.

JFreak said...

"Didn't the interim guy that they gave the full time spot go like 10 games over .500 to finish the season?"

"but that happens all the time
jerry manuel when willie was fired was plus like 20 games or something and he got a contract for 2 years out of that"

this ^. Plus, Quade was working with a 40 man roster for most of his tenure. Not hard to be a decent manager in that situation.

The Cubs will suck next year. I just figured it'd be with Ryno at the helm.

BLUE said...

I thought Lou Piniella was the manager for the cubs


/lp

BLUE said...

don't want to xinj anything but Cain and Hamels are both throwing no-hitters so far

Jugdish said...

don't want to xinj anything but Cain and Hamels are both throwing no-hitters so far


made me laugh

El Padrino said...

is that game on now?

Jugdish said...

no

Jugdish said...

s

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

The potential pledges of Delta Kappa Epsilon's Phi chapter are heard shouting rape-trivializing phrases such as "no means yes" and "yes means anal."

El Padrino said...

shit it is on, i got a helmet to helmet hit by tps and life today

El Padrino said...

The potential pledges of Delta Kappa Epsilon's Phi chapter are heard shouting rape-trivializing phrases such as "no means yes" and "yes means anal."

suite

/beth

El Padrino said...

beth, anal?

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