Friday, October 08, 2010

Picks

Really Cincinnati? Really? I'm sure you guys covered this but no hit? You get no-hit? I know the Mets are trash but cmon. Act as if. Apologies Kod on the Twins. Is it me or is Girardi dying? Dude is wasting away. Got Yankee Aids I guess. TBS coverage is woeful. They should broadcast the games with two analysts from both teams that called the games for that team all year long. Even if they are ESPN property. Why have the UMPS been so awful? Moreso than usual. Baseball needs an instant replay system, at least for plays in the outfield. Managers should get one challenge a game but it can't be used on balls and strikes. So the Pena thing, whatever. He should have sold it he would have been awarded first base. Retard Mexican. The Conan commercial is awfulness. Anyway they could use it for catches and fair/foul calls. You would think this are the simpler calls but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO they blow that shit all the time. Baby steps, once that gets to be a part of the game then you'll see plays at the bases being part of instant replay. Just have to wait for Bud Selig to die. He's old so soon people.

NFL- Pick in BOLD.

Jacksonville @ Buffalo - Books want you to pound Jax. That's why the game is a pick em.

Kansas City @ Indianapolis (-7) - Remember what happened to the Giants when the Colts were coming off that week one loss to Houston? Yeah. That.

Tampa Bay @ Cincinnati (-6.5) - Take the points, Bengals shouldn't be giving anyone points right now.

Green Bay @ Washington (-2.5) - Packers will go 4-0 against the NFC East teams, already 1-0.

St. Louis @ Detroit (-3 0) - Hey look Mize, Detroit is on the board. Happy tweeting!

Chicago @ Carolina (-1) - Bears are not as bad as the Giants made them look last Sunday night. Panthers not as good as they looked Sunday afternoon. Got it?

N.Y. Giants @ Houston (-3 0) - Just take the over if you want to win some money. Schaub won't hold the ball as long as Cutler did. Especially after watching THAT tape. Giants will have to get to the QB alot again to have a good shot at winning this game. Ware had three sacks vs Houston two weeks ago and that really helped Dallas beat the Texans. Troy teammate Osi Umenyora had 3 sacks last week against the Bears. All this talk about the Giants ability to get to the QB and no talk of the Texans ability. Houston is last against the pass giving up a ton of yards so this is the key to the game for NY.

Denver @ Baltimore (-7 0) - Tough to come into Baltimore and win. Especially off a huge road win the week before. Ravens always handled the Pats well and McDaniels will run a similar offense this weekend. Funny thing is I thought the Ravens secondary was the Achilles heel for Baltimore but they've been great, #1 in the league in passing yards allowed. Orton damn near averaging 3-something so this is the matchup to watch.

Atlanta @ Cleveland (+3) - Need a road win. Haven't had too many under Mike Smith. Huge one two weeks ago but good teams win these games. And that's exactly Mike Smith's message in the team hotel the night before this contest. (That last line was written by skunkpatch).

New Orleans @ Arizona (-6.5) - Amazing how one player throws the entire team in disarray. Max Hall now starting as the Mr. Anderson project was put to bed this week. Man that dude is awful. He totally Brady Anderson'ed that 2007 Pro Bowl year. Saints haven't hit that championship caliber of play yet but they are 3-1 and a 29 gimme FG away from 4-0 so they keep marching along in the desert.

Tennessee @ Dallas (-7) - Cowboys are too inconsistent to give a TD. I hate this line.

San Diego @ Oakland (-6) - Toss up for me. I literally flipped a coin on this one. Sorry. Sometimes all the analysis in the world can't explain the Raiders week in, week out.

Philadelphia @ San Francisco (-3.5) - San Fran gets on the board. That division is still winnable by the way. Kolb, ah, I don't know about this guy.

Minnesota @ N.Y. Jets (-3.5) - Whoa. Just Whoa. Percy Harvin will annihilate the Jets. Moss can now stretch the field for Farve who will take his shots with the jump ball but the real benefit is Harvin who can run amok underneath the way Welker did for New England. He always killed the Jets. Harvin is faster too. Plus Peterson? New England NEVER had a running game. Sick bro.

505 comments:

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Beth said...

Obviously everyone is too upset to comment after the Braves loss last night.

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El Padrino said...

fuck the phillies

Beth said...

Amen.

El Padrino said...

beth is sad she'll have no more cocks* soon

El Padrino said...

going apple picking now

BLUE said...

damn near 3-something.

how about well over 3 something

355/game

BLUE said...

ravens secondary still sucks, but you have a good pass defense if you have an awesome pass rush...which they do.

BLUE said...

and not to disrespect the ravens defense/pass defense but they've played:

the JETS where they didn't let sanchise throw the ball

the browns with Senator Wallace

and the Steelers with the corpse of Charlie Batch.

BLUE said...

oh and an awful Carson Palmer

BLUE said...

my point is, it's not like they've been playing the top passing offenses in the league like Indy, NE, NO

BLUE said...

this is my way of trying to convince myself that the Broncos have a shot this week.

BLUE said...

about as much of a chance as the Twins have with beating the Yankees

tem said...

turd

BLUE said...

twat

tem said...

fascinating

tem said...

i hope jug takes that pussy off the pedastal soon.

tem said...

good lord we have some slow movers on this blog.

tem said...

teejer would have fucked that chick before he even met her

tem said...

mlb playoffs are not sucking me in

tem said...

i don't care

tem said...

i wonder what moss will do this week

tem said...

i bet bert throws the ball up deep to him 5 times.

1 incompletion, 2 interceptions, 1 long play and 1 bert gets hit as he throws and the ball goes into the linemen

tem said...

bert is old

tem said...

i have starting talking to a bank again about refinancing my condo

tem said...

if it all goes as planned i might save something like 500 a month

tem said...

that'd be nice

tem said...

no meiz i won't give you any of the money

tem said...

blue is the sugar daddy in these parts

tem said...

or jug

tem said...

blug

tem said...

fucking alabama got me again with that damn brian dennehy stadium

tem said...

dude does look like future rev

tem said...

i never get to negotiate much around here

tem said...

i think it is because i would just tell the other people to fuck off

tem said...

but in nice words

tem said...

i did that once.

tem said...

i got in trouble.

tem said...

but it turned out i was right to end negotiations.

tem said...

we wasted like another 100k on the deal.

tem said...

i should go remind big boss of that.

tem said...

doubt he likes i told you sos though.

tem said...

my droid phone auto fixes contractions for me. but it never fixed i'll. it'll just leave it as 'ill'

tem said...

you'd think i could set it so that it would correct it. i type i'll far far more than i type ill. or at least i mean i'll far far more often.

tem said...

because i do actually type ill more. it is just that i mean i'll.

tem said...

fascinating

tem said...

i wish hitting enter would post this shit.

tem said...

i'd type more then.

tem said...

i hate having to stop typing and then go up and click the damn mouse

tem said...

by the by, i wonder who came up with the name mouse for it.

tem said...

i bet the bible knows

Beth said...

Tem is a go-getter today. No more waiting for others to comment dammit, he's taking charge.

tem said...

went to the gym last night. they had the latest indiana jones movie on.

tem said...

i laughed a lot during it. but i don't think the parts were supposed to be funny.

tem said...

but i didn't care

tem said...

yeah beth, i am not going to let this place be a turd today

tem said...

i am going to comment a lot even if the comments are garbage

tem said...

zeke, weazy and steve are quitters

tem said...

and tyler and rev

Beth said...

Will be interesting to see when you run out of steam.

(TWSS)

tem said...

it makes me like them less. ns

tem said...

that's right, i like strangers less because they don't post a lot on the blog.

Beth said...

"i am going to comment a lot even if the comments are garbage"

Why should today be any different from other days?

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tem said...

now that i am working out again i have lots more energy

tem said...

ask cgtif, she knows

tem said...

i am looking forward to lunch. although i have been trying to eat healthier

Beth said...

"ask cgtif, she knows"

Ok, give me her email address, I will...

tem said...

we'll see how i do today

tem said...

having a few more salads and a little less beer

tem said...

something something my next thirty years

tem said...

tim mcgraw hasn't really had a good song in awhile

tem said...

even his old stuff has kind of not held up to time well

Beth said...

I'm in the same mindset, I've been trying to eat healthier recently. So far so good. It's even helped my running I think.

tem said...

but he bangs faith hill, so he must have something going for him

tem said...

beth you dating anyone new yet or are you waiting for exfembeth to date first?

tem said...

i remember not really wanting to date people until exfemtem started dating

tem said...

then we she dated i started to try.

tem said...

then lots of failure on my end

Beth said...

So where is everyone today? Is jug out? Blue seems to have disappeared. EP, well you never know with EP. Sometimes when he's here he's not really here. Shouldn't keef be here by now?

tem said...

then a flurry of activity

tem said...

now exfemtem isn't dating anyone and i am. role reversal.

tem said...

she did not take that well

tem said...

so she stopped talking to me.

tem said...

probably for the best

Beth said...

"beth you dating anyone new yet or are you waiting for exfembeth to date first?"

Yeah, I kinda am. I'm on the jug plan of taking it slow though. So far he's tgwwtfb.

tem said...

its hard to stay friends with the ex

tem said...

"So far he's tgwwtfb."

lots of those out there

tem said...

kenny chesney has some ok new stuff. as long as he isn't teaming up with unlcle kracker.

Beth said...

"lots of those out there"

Well half of that is just being female.

tem said...

i hate uncle cracker. fuck him and however he spells his name

tem said...

damn interloper. riding kenny into country music and then releasing songs and saying they are country. fucking sell out.

tem said...

"Well half of that is just being female."

true.

Beth said...

So tem, how are things going with your gal?

Beth said...

Seen her drunk yet?

tem said...

yeah she got drunk at a wedding in august

tem said...

things are going well

Beth said...

How long have y'all been together now?

tem said...

going to her family's over christmas. that'll be fun. over 4th of july when i went she had to stay in a different apartment building than me

tem said...

i don't think has any designs on getting married soon

tem said...

1yr and a few days

tem said...

i figured at our age she'd be pressing to get married or something, but she doesn't seem to be in that mindset

tem said...

or at least hides it well if she is

Beth said...

Good for her, no one likes a woman who is pushy about marriage.

I hope you got her something nice for your 1-year anniversary.

tem said...

she is a fun drunk though. i'll have to get her drunk again.

tem said...

"I hope you got her something nice for your 1-year anniversary."

negative. no presents were exchanged

tem said...

she hasn't used that fucking ipod i got her for her birthday yet. so i am not really in the give her anything nice mood

tem said...

goddman ipod was like $150 and she hasn't even taken it out of the box.

Beth said...

Well I can see who the moody one is your relationship...

tem said...

she has one, but it is old and full, so i guess she didn't really need a new one.

tem said...

i have the receipt still, maybe i'll take it back and keep the cash.

tem said...

"Well I can see who the moody one is your relationship..."

ha. i haven't dropped a the _____ is on the _____ if you want it. so i think i am being good.

tem said...

i probably got a gift receipt with it. maybe i can turn it into a few blu ray dvds

Spaceman Spiff said...

timmay

tem said...

or maybe i'll just rewrap it and give it to her for christmas.

tem said...

going to the IU game tomorrow. should be fun. she is on call though, so can't get her drunk.

tem said...

went out last night. met some girl that is dating one of her friends. so while everyone else was playing vball me and this girl talked.

afterwards cgtif told me about the girl and how back in the day the girl and cgtif almost got in a fight because cgtif was kissing this girl's boyfriend in some bar. cgtif did not know the dude had a girlfriend.

tem said...

then like a year later they saw each other again somewhere and almost got in a fight about it again.

then a year later this girl started dating one of cgtif's friends.

tem said...

i liked the part of the story where cgtif was drunk at a bar and making out with some guy. the rest of the story was boring.

tem said...

would have been less boring if they foat*

tem said...

ok, i am pretty much out of steam and it is almost lunch time.

tem said...

the cgtif story recap wore me out.

tem said...

was a lot of typing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"CB Carlos Rogers, who might have the worst hands in NFL, guarantees he'll get an interception vs. Packers. "

fucking idiot

tem said...

i notice el pad didn't post his record. is that because it sucks?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"cgtif did not know the dude had a girlfriend."

revisionist history is always fun

tem said...

"revisionist history is always fun"

yeah. i had that thought too, but decided to just believe her.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Albert Haynesworth's brother dies in motorcycle accident"

karma took it out on his brother

tem said...

karma works in mysterious ways

JFreak said...

"i wish hitting enter would post this shit."

tab 3 times and enter.

tem said...

tab 3 times and enter

tem said...

that is brilliant

tem said...

freak would get lov member of the month if keith hadn't already given us gift card for like 95% off

JFreak said...

My coupons haven't appeared yet. So I'm waiting to crown keith.

tem said...

i got mine. haven't taken it to the restaurant to see if it works yet.

tem said...

if it fails i will uncrown him

tem said...

HUNGRY

Beth said...

A friend of mine just sent me an email card that cracked me up - it says:

"Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now."

Kod should appreciate that.

JFreak said...

Couldn't finish reading el tardo today.

BLUE said...

that was a lot of catching up

BLUE said...

can't believe tem didn't know about the "tab/enter" move

BLUE said...

sometimes tab tab enter I accidentally hit the "email follow up comment"


then i get a bunch of shit in my email

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"sometimes tab tab enter I accidentally hit the "email follow up comment"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My Tesus tat is suite said...

smoking 30 lbs. of pork right now for the lsu game tomorrow... my backyard smells grate*

My Tesus tat is suite said...

nice tem run

My Tesus tat is suite said...

i have 14 emails and 6 voice mails that i am ignoring right now... fuck tps today

My Tesus tat is suite said...

i could do without the country music comments on the next tem run

JFreak said...

"smoking 30 lbs. of pork right now for the lsu game tomorrow... my backyard smells grate*"

Can you mail some to me?

My Tesus tat is suite said...

big xnij coming up:

i have a feeling that lsu is going to crush uf tomorrow night

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Can you mail some to me?"

pork doesn't mail well

Spaceman Spiff said...

"smoking 30 lbs. of pork right now for the lsu game tomorrow... my backyard smells grate*"

bastard

tem said...

Coun try music talk or ufc talk is a staple of a tem tun

BLUE said...

30 lbs of pork in the smoker might take 3 days to cook all the way through

BLUE said...

"pork doesn't mail well"

neither does beer

/h

tem said...

Now I am at the bar getting lunch. The F- crew is working.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"bastard"

i think i made my rub a little too sweet this time... too much brown sugar maybe

BLUE said...

I think LSU is frauds, maybe the worst unbeaten team

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"30 lbs of pork in the smoker might take 3 days to cook all the way through"

14 hours

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"14 hours"

it's two 15 lb shoulders

tem said...

Lsu barely beat wvu...lsu is not good

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"I think LSU is frauds, maybe the worst unbeaten team"

uf might be more frauder*

JFreak said...

"I think LSU is frauds, maybe the worst unbeaten team"

Way to step out on a limb there.

BLUE said...

"Way to step out on a limb there"

thanks

BLUE said...

michigan state is still unbeaten though

tem said...

So is michigan

My Tesus tat is suite said...

so is boise state

/dumb bama fans

Mize said...

I think this was one of EP's better posts.

Mize said...

"going apple picking now"

Fag.

/lp

Mize said...

"no meiz i won't give you any of the money"


Jerk

My Tesus tat is suite said...

smoker pic

open smoker pic

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i could do without the country music comments on the next tem run


I didn't mind it

The Closer (NOT!) said...

I guess I can change my name back today

Jugdish said...

better

tem said...

Did you close?

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"I guess I can change my name back today"

i think i'm going to finish out the day with tesus tat and then ep can give a new name/pic for next week... if it's ok with keith

tem said...

If you didn't close I don't think you should change the name....nothing like peer pressure to put undue strain on a relationship.

kod said...

"going to her family's over christmas. that'll be fun."


dress warm; ND is even more brutal in December than you probably realize....the completely flat terrain = soul crushing windchills

Jugdish said...

If you didn't close I don't think you should change the name....nothing like peer pressure to put undue strain on a relationship.



i would have that name for quite awhile. I'll stick with Jug.

kod said...

"Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now."

Kod should appreciate that."


I do (ns); good stuff

JFreak said...

"I didn't mind it"

That's because you suck.

Jugdish said...

"Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now."


yeah that was funny

Jugdish said...

That's because you suck.


Freak is in a bad mood today

Keef said...

"i think i'm going to finish out the day with tesus tat and then ep can give a new name/pic for next week... if it's ok with keith"


It was a 3 day bet, so your* an overachiever

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"It was a 3 day bet, so your* an overachiever"

yeah, but i wasn't around that much this week

JFreak said...

"Freak is in a bad mood today"

Country music is bad.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

Country music and ufc is bad

fixed

Jugdish said...

Country music is bad.


i enjoy it

Jugdish said...

but then again, i don't listen to the stuff you normally hear on the radio...circle of jug

Jugdish said...

would freak like something like this?

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"would freak like something like this?"

some good bands on that schedule

JFreak said...

"would freak like something like this?"

There are a few bands I like but I'm not a huge fan of festivals.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

spoon
the strokes
sonic youth
the black keys
vampire weekend

Jugdish said...

i might know two of those bands...but ACL is a pretty big thing down here.

Jugdish said...

Robert Earl Keen
Pat Green
Switchfoot
Band of Heathens
Asleep at the Wheel


a few more than i thought

BLUE said...

hey look it's the eagles

JFreak said...

Verve Pipe
Spoon
Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Matt and Kim
Switchfoot
The Flaming Lips

kod said...

Phish and Blues Traveler too


Some might remember the Verve Pipe....not to be confused with the Verve

kod said...

Switchfoot


Native Rockers!

BLUE said...

donovan frankenreiter

JFreak said...

"Native Rockers!"

?

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Verve Pipe
Spoon
Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Matt and Kim
Switchfoot
The Flaming Lips"

didn't see verve pipe, matt and kim or the flaming lips... all solid

switchfoot makes my ears bleed

BLUE said...

amos lee is good blues

slightly stoopid is aok

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