Monday, October 18, 2010

Phuck Philly

I could just leave the post empty with that title and it would be in the top 10 of posts this year.

I can't wait for Octwoeber to be over. Bad month for the Bengals, tOSU, Reds, goddman softball, and my fantasy teams. Bring on Woevember. But if SF & Texas can win their respective LCS series, AHIK*, then that will make up for it a little bit.

I'm glad that Boise isn't among the top 2 in the first BCS rankings. I know there are still about 29 weeks left in the season, but every week that Boise isn't in the top 2 is a good week. Fuck those small schools. Let the big boys play the important games. Keep beating up on San Jose State and New Mexico State, kiddies.

There were some upsets in college this weekend, too. Obviously Sconnie dominated tOSU. But FU drops out of the top 25 for the first time since Tesus was resurrected. The Spurriers had a big letdown after beating Bamer. Nebraska looked like shit against Texas. That was disappointing, I figured Nebraska was among the top 3 teams in the country.

The NFL is very mediocre this team. I don't think there is 1 favorite in either conference. I don't see any team winning 13 or more games this year, either. This could be a year where the Super Bowl is made up of 2 wild card teams.

"Police in Pasadena, California, issued an Amber Alert for missing 3-year-old Dylan Kurihara. He was last seen with his father on Saturday, but his father "does not recall being with the child due to his level of intoxication," police said."
Spiff, please return the boy to his mother now.

Thank god that softball is almost over. Next week is the last week before the playoffs. Hopefully bolth* teams miss the playoffs. I'm tired of softball for now. We had to forfeit 1 game tonight because 10 guys were in Vegas for a bachelor party. Shitty softball team lost by like 20. Fucking softball.

Question for the class. This kind of goes with what LP said a few weeks ago about MLB ballparks. Which current park would you want to go to that you haven't been to? My top one was Wrigley until I went there last month. When I was a kid, I always wanted to go to Fenway. But O:FB has overpowered that and I have zero interest in going there now. I'd want to punch every chowd in the face the entire time. I think the stadium I'd like to go to most that I haven't been to is Camden yards. I hear it's a pretty suite stadium and has some grate* food.

Shalom

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Beth said...

"I could just leave the post empty with that title and it would be in the top 10 of posts this year."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"The NFL is very mediocre this team."

ymsoab

tem said...

Work should be fun today listening to tosu fans either say their team sucks or say tressel sucks or find a way to say they got robbed. Next week they'll figure out what has to happen for them to climb back up to number 1 or 2.

Beth said...

So tem it's down to you and me in the survival pool.

May the best gal win!

tem said...

i think i have a shot then

tem said...

by the by, the consensus reaction so far from tOSU fans in my office is that Pryor sucks, he was way overrated and he is just generally no good.

El Padrino said...

which is true

El Padrino said...

camden is awesome

top 5 sports place i've been too

El Padrino said...

i always thought Kaufmann stadium was a beauty

ns

El Padrino said...

When I was a kid, I always wanted to go to Fenway. But O:FB has overpowered that and I have zero interest in going there now.

this^

tem said...

i want to go to PNC park

El Padrino said...

but i'll give you three cuz i like you (i want to go to all of them, ns, just like the footyball stadiums)

Kaufmann
Coors
Miller Park

El Padrino said...

Wall Stadium

El Padrino said...

that PI call in the JEt game was horriffic

El Padrino said...

most PI calls lately i dont get

El Padrino said...

db's can barely play football out there

El Padrino said...

fucking james harrison

what's his head made out of? fucking Iron?

El Padrino said...

poor rutgers kid, fucking paralyzed
wasnt even a pro prospect to my knowledge

El Padrino said...

lovie smith hot seat back on

El Padrino said...

fuck the chargers

hahahahahhahahhahahahaaa

El Padrino said...

seriously, you guys have no idea how hard i laugh at tom cables bowling shirt

El Padrino said...

add the haircut to the mix and it's just hilarity a big overweight dope with a headset on

El Padrino said...

cowboys

hahahahahahahahahaaa

El Padrino said...

london fletcher hit was nice on Addai

El Padrino said...

fletch is a beast

Beth said...

"london fletcher hit was nice on Addai"

EP, you see the Dunta Robinson hit on DeSean Jackson? It was vicious.

tem said...

pierre garcon one handed catch was awesome.

tem said...

collinsworth was jealous, he could never have made it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins continue their streak of injuring one of the opponents players

tem said...

joey galloway was 4 inches away from an 80yd touchdown grab.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnizzle is horrible at times, but i cant woe much since he's a million times better than blacktard

El Padrino said...

"EP, you see the Dunta Robinson hit on DeSean Jackson? It was vicious."

yes, scary shit man

Spaceman Spiff said...

is it just me or was that hit on desean legal, he caught the ball and got laid out without helmet to helmet

El Padrino said...

"skins continue their streak of injuring one of the opponents players"

gints knocked out another QB, who's next

El Padrino said...

dunta hit legal in my opinion

El Padrino said...

harrison not legal on the muslim wr

El Padrino said...

merriweather hit on heap not legal either, not sure if there was a flag

BLUE said...

"EP, you see the Dunta Robinson hit on DeSean Jackson? It was vicious."


you know it's an awesome hit when both guys are knocked unconcious and neither one was hit in the head

El Padrino said...

i like when brady visibly becomes upset, he looks like a lil 5 year old throwing a tantrum

Beth said...

"is it just me or was that hit on desean legal, he caught the ball and got laid out without helmet to helmet"

That's what I thought too but they flagged him under that "defenseless receiver" rule.

BLUE said...

i can't bitch about the PI call in the broncos game...they were calling shit tight all game long on PI.

but I thought if you were turned back for the ball, you could pretty much do anything.

Also santonio holmes grabbed Hill's jersey and pulled him back, that's why he had to interfere.

BLUE said...

ok, that's enough bitching about that

Spaceman Spiff said...

chef estes is ridiculously ugly, looks like a gremlin

El Padrino said...

"I don't see any team winning 13 or more games this year, either."

steelers?

Jugdish said...

cowboys

hahahahahahahahahaaa

^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

and in regards to BSU not being in the top 2...

Fuck Oregon State.

El Padrino said...

"chef estes is ridiculously ugly, looks like a gremlin"

yea, i almost have to turn away when they do the solo interview parts within the show

BLUE said...

So Alabama beat San Jose State 48-3 in tuscaloosa


Boise beat them 48-0...(that was the halftime score).

So basically even huh?

tem said...

boise is a top 3 team this year.

people just have to live with that.

tem said...

TCU is a top 6 team

tem said...

WVU is a top 100 team

tem said...

tOSU is a top 100 team

tem said...

san jose state is a bottom 100 team

Keef said...

"ymsoab"

thisiirl

El Padrino said...

and blue that wasnt even the worst pi call of the day, that goes to the flowers call in houston

awful call i mean AWFUL

Keef said...

"that PI call in the JEt game was horriffic"


Cheifs*/Texans PI call was the worse*

Keef said...

i2i

Keef said...

"boise is a top 3 team this year.

people just have to live with that."


That's fine. Just not top 2

Jugdish said...

"boise is a top 3 team this year.

people just have to live with that."


That's fine. Just not top 2



this is why college football can't be taken seriously

Keef said...

I can't take your fucking face seriously

Jugdish said...

then just walk away

Keef said...

Tell me where she is and then I walk away.

You walk away?

I walk away

Spaceman Spiff said...

rome just said he thinks a player will die during a game



everyone say hi to jim

Keef said...

Rome doesn't start for another 40 minutes

Keef said...

"that PI call in the JEt game was horriffic"


Didn't he grab Holmes' facemask whilst they were falling down?

Keef said...

Cowboys -3.5 over NYG this weekend. I'm stumped

Keef said...

""I don't see any team winning 13 or more games this year, either."

steelers?"



Nope. They've got at least 3 more losses in the schedule. They play NYJ, @ Ravens, NE, @ Miami, @ NO. And I know Cincy sucks, but they still play them twice and they've played them tough lately

Jugdish said...

Cowboys -3.5 over NYG this weekend. I'm stumped


that is odd.

El Padrino said...

odd sports salary

El Padrino said...

Cowboys -3.5 over NYG this weekend. I'm stumped

thinking the cowboys are too good to be 1-4? and they are home?

?

you would think it would be a pick em and even that would be odd

El Padrino said...

i'm terrified of the game though

i get nervous everytime the giants and boys play

its my hatred for the cowboys that does this

El Padrino said...

cowboys are extremely depserate

Jugdish said...

ad actually the Cowboys haven't played bad, they just find ways to lose. Not like they are getting their ass kicked or anything...

also Romo has played decent. they can put up points.

i just like to see them lose.

El Padrino said...

farmville shitheads, your personal information is being robbed

fyi

fuck facebook

El Padrino said...

"also Romo has played decent. they can put up points"

he sucks

El Padrino said...

"The best way to die is to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up." — Art Donovan, former defensive tackle, Baltimore Colts"

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the cowboys win this week

Jugdish said...

i was going for the Cowboys yesterday

El Padrino said...

yeah well i hope the redskins die

Jugdish said...

i hope the redskins lose next weekend

BLUE said...

PI should have been a moo point in the broncos game anyway.

fucking kicking game, bad snap, and then another missed FG....shouldn't have even mattered.

BLUE said...

how do you nail a 59 yard FG and then miss a 49 yarder?

BLUE said...

Orton picked on Revis a lot yesterday...Sanchise chose not to challenge champ the entire 2nd half

Jugdish said...

fucking kicking game, bad snap, and then another missed FG....shouldn't have even mattered.



and the Lions should be 4-1

/mize

El Padrino said...

TEBOW!

El Padrino said...

urban meyer face, surprised sports guy hasnt jumped on that face

BLUE said...

"TEBOW!"

that shit worked yesterday...makes me wonder why they haven't been doing that all season

BLUE said...

also..a great question from cmblue:

"why do they leave Orton in when they bring in Tebow?"

only thing I can figure out is that way Orton can still call the plays in the huddle

Keef said...

"farmville shitheads, your personal information is being robbed"

no time for that shit

Jugdish said...

only thing I can figure out is that way Orton can still call the plays in the huddle


the guys also look up to him

Keef said...

I don't understand why Dallas' running game is so bad. Is their OL that bad?

Keef said...

"i was going for the Cowboys yesterday"

Same here. I fucking hate the Vikings

BLUE said...

fuck the vikings

El Padrino said...

dallas ol is terrible

El Padrino said...

"only thing I can figure out is that way Orton can still call the plays in the huddle"

the fuck?

BLUE said...

"the fuck?"

radio headset thing

can't have 2 players on the field each with one.

or maybe they didn't want to pull Orton out because then that would signal an obvious run and the Defense could substitute

BLUE said...

and if the defense put in a ton of run-stoppers, Orton just calls a pass play and splits Tebow out wide

Jugdish said...

junior seau drove off a cliff...not smat*

link

El Padrino said...

"and if the defense put in a ton of run-stoppers, Orton just calls a pass play and splits Tebow out wide"

would love to see tebow catch a slant for a TD

Jugdish said...

broncos are taking it slow with tebow

tem said...

is tebow the 3rd QB?

can't take orton out and put tebow in unless you want tebow playing the whole time.

Keef said...

Cam Newton is no joke

Beth said...

"would love to see tebow catch a slant for a TD"

Personally, I'd love to see tebow catch a slant and then have someone hit him like Dunta hit DeSean.

El Padrino said...

"junior seau drove off a cliff...not smat*"

yeah must have not been a cliff then

bruises and cuts my ass

El Padrino said...

cmep making a pot roast today

i'm fucking pumped

BLUE said...

"is tebow the 3rd QB?"

nope he's the #2 QB

BLUE said...

"cmep making a pot roast today"

cmblue made one yesterday..hdh

BLUE said...

"Cam Newton is no joke"

no kidding...front-runner for the heisbow probably right now

El Padrino said...

joe v pulled a "i just think the SEC conference is better than every other one" comment

get out

kindly leave

hillbilly, white trash

Keef said...

"cmep making a pot roast today"


She posted the pics on FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"junior seau drove off a cliff...not smat*"

beating his gf was less smat*

Beth said...

Watch out spiff, you're starting to sound like me...

s

Jugdish said...

beating his gf was less smat*


she rose up

/mize

Jugdish said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Keef said...

"beating his gf was less smat*"


She was taking it too slow for him

Keef said...

"dem tits"


good man

Spaceman Spiff said...

pepperdine dunk contestant

Keef said...

"by the by, the consensus reaction so far from tOSU fans in my office is that Pryor sucks, he was way overrated and he is just generally no good."


He's a grate* ath-a-lete. But he won't be a good QB until he can stop throwing at the WRs feet from < than 10 yards away

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He's a grate* ath-a-lete. But he won't be a good QB until he can stop throwing at the WRs feet from < than 10 yards away"

mcnabb is good and he has done that his whole career, his passes be kickin up dust, givin a muthafuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

prior should hope to brad smiff it up in the NFL, no shame in that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The results are striking. An African-American man would have to earn $154,000 more than a white man in order for a white woman to prefer him. A Hispanic man would need to earn $77,000 more than a white man, an Asian man would need, remarkably, an additional $247,000 in additional annual income. "

El Padrino said...

If you crunch the numbers to McDonald's Monopoly promotion, you'd have to buy 476,991 Big Macs in order to expect to win $500 whopping dollars in prize money. It's the equivalent of 257,575,140 calories and would cost you $1,779,176.43. In other words, don't get your hopes up

El Padrino said...

guys you cant beat your chicks man
what dont you understand

El Padrino said...

"FX already renewed the modern Western led by Timothy Olyphant, Natalie Zea, Walton Goggins, Joelle Carter, and Nick Searcy, with the second season premiere set for February 2011."

yes!

Keef said...

"prior should hope to brad smiff it up in the NFL, no shame in that"


Yeah I think Pryor would be a pretty good WR

Keef said...

State fair started here over the weekend. I jokingly axed cmk if she wanted to go and she just looked at me and said "White trash". cmk knows

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

My boss just gave me this. I might include it in the prize pack for whoever gets closest to guessing when cmk has the baby

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

tomlin loves this guy i bet

El Padrino said...

yo yo yo yo

El Padrino said...

i guess no lov at meiz new workplace

El Padrino said...

this place is on the brink of death

El Padrino said...

right, cliff, sure you drove off a cliff Junior, whatever you say

El Padrino said...

why is wedge a manager again

BLUE said...

"FX already renewed the modern Western led by Timothy Olyphant, Natalie Zea, Walton Goggins, Joelle Carter, and Nick Searcy, with the second season premiere set for February 2011."

too bad cablevision dropped FX

BLUE said...

or should I say, Fox dropped cablevision

El Padrino said...

i dont have cablevision

BLUE said...

oh, good for you then

thought you did, that's why you were bitching about the NFL network a few years back

El Padrino said...

cablevision will get it back though i mean the god damn world series is on it

El Padrino said...

fox that is

BLUE said...

Fox is running full page ads in the papers here telling people to drop Dish Network or else they won't get to see any cool fox shows, including the World Series and NFL on Fox (using Dish, they could still get those over the air).

Spaceman Spiff said...

no one should have dish network anyways

BLUE said...

"no one should have dish network anyways"

^^

El Padrino said...

fios motherfuckers

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Magic Johnson has sold his shares in the Los Angeles Lakers, the team announced on Monday.

Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, a Lakers season-ticket holder for 25 years, bought Johnson's stake in the team for an undisclosed sum. "

"This was a bittersweet business decision made on behalf of my family and myself"

the fuck?

El Padrino said...

need 4 points from kenny britt and 3.81 points for Mike Thomas

El Padrino said...

other than that, shitty game

Spaceman Spiff said...

britt is a lock

Keef said...

"This was a bittersweet business decision made on behalf of my family and myself"



bad aids is back

Keef said...

"need 4 points from kenny britt and 3.81 points for Mike Thomas"


i'm up 10 and have scobee going against nike thomas & bironas

BLUE said...

BOOOOOM

BLUE said...

here comes the....BOOOM

BLUE said...

how ya like me now

kod said...

i always thought Kaufmann stadium was a beauty

ns



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


same here, I thought the fountains were cool

kod said...

"but I thought if you were turned back for the ball, you could pretty much do anything."

they both have equal right to the ball, so the db can stand their ground and basically pick the db away from position. Of course, they still can't push, hold, etc. on them

kod said...

Same here. I fucking hate the Vikings


fuck the vikings



-Because of Favre? Or other reasons.


-I've never heard anyone who really hates the Vikes other than NFC North team fans. I think it's because we have 0 super bowl wins in 50 years of existence, a dump for a stadium, and have had a quite a few embarrassing scandals.

Keef said...

"-Because of Favre? Or other reasons."

He just adds to it. Dude my sister married is a vikings fan and I hate him more than anything on earth.

Keef said...

I'm trying to cut back on my milk intake. It's tough

kod said...

I've been gluten free for a week now. The gluten free food tastes awesome (better than the regular stuff with many things).


but it's mad expensive, you. I hate that part.

Keef said...

I ♥ frozen capri suns

ns

Mize said...

I want to go to PNC, Safeco, & whatever the hell they're calling Candlestick these days.

Keef said...

hey it's the sysco kid

Mize said...

Yep. Thar's a honey in my department. Good times.

Keef said...

Here is the suite pumpkin I carved

Keef said...

"Yep. Thar's a honey in my department. Good times."


Take is slow, man.

/yugdish

Mize said...

Mize met a lady this weekend. Good times were had by all.

The Rev said...

Goddman... you all really hate Philly a lot!










Suite!

Keef said...

where did mize meet said lady?

Mize said...

SG is trying his ass off to jinx the Yankees.

Keef said...

35/52

Keef said...

17/24

Mize said...

"no clue that's your name

ns"


Get the fuck out.

Mize said...

"where did mize meet said lady?"

At my sister's place in Green Bay.

Keef said...

oh yeah, how was the game

Keef said...

"Get the fuck out."


you know who said it

Keef said...

"Mize met a lady this weekend. Good times were had by all."

Did you toot it & boot it?

Keef said...

are you going to set up fnba, mize?

Mize said...

"Did you toot it & boot it?"


No. Next time, according to her.

ns

Mize said...

"are you going to set up fnba, mize?"

I could do that.

Keef said...

"No. Next time, according to her."

congrats

Keef said...

"I could do that."


you said you were going to

Mize said...

"oh yeah, how was the game"


My game is trump tight.

Keef said...

ah, so you were texting. Got it



s

Mize said...

Oh, you meant Packers/Dolphins?

It was pretty damn funny. I was pretty drunk since I only got like an hour & a half of sleep.

Mize said...

"ah, so you were texting. Got it



s"


Actually, it was pretty funny. She was like "You must get all kinds of girls, don't you?"

Mize: ::tem stare::

Chick: You're the smoothest talker I've ever met.

Mize: ::ego inflated even more than it already was::

Keef said...

"Chick: You're the smoothest talker I've ever met."


Is that drunk mize or sober mize?

Mize said...

"Is that drunk mize or sober mize?"


Right now, or do you mean this past Saturday?

Keef said...

Was the smooth talking when you were sober or drunk

Mize said...

""I'd like to buy an "O" please."

I thought you were waiting."


Oh, snap! Freak made a good funny.

Mize said...

"Was the smooth talking when you were sober or drunk"


Bolth.

Mize said...

"I mean, storks might carry them."


What? A stork carrying a pumpkin?

Mize said...

This place is a shit hole.

Keef said...

"What? A stork carrying a pumpkin?"

exactly

Keef said...

"This place is a shit hole."

Exactly

Mize said...

Exactly

JFreak said...

"so the db can stand their ground and basically pick the db"

Ok.

Miss Me Yet? said...

rangers!

Miss Me Yet? said...

i'm in the middle of nowhere in some crappy cabin in georgia

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