Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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Today is blue's anniversary.

He didn't get cmblue anything...she should just enjoy the fact that she is married to a great man. ROMANCE, i've got it.

Rangers are going to have an epic fail and lose the next 3...just watch. It's the perfect situation for the ewing theory™®

I'm interested to see this whole Carmelo Anthony trade crap play out. The knicks and nets know that if they wait until the season starts and he sees how awful they really are, he might pass on them (doubtful) ((not doubtful that they'll be awful though)).

Charleston Chews were always great

Has freak been hanging out with the Colts punter? Sounds like he knows how to party. At least he wasn't driving, and should be commended for that. Tuesday is an off day for players anyway.

Our CFO is having a colonoscopy today...blue resisted the joke that turn-about is fair after all the times the CFO has fucked people in the ass at work.

Last but not least, congrats to Meiz on the new job, and seriously keep the ideas flowing (ns). That's how companies improve. Of course, everyone that now works with you will think you're a total douchebag, but who cares what they think.

I'm reading Tucker Max's new book..quality

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Jugdish said...

Happy anniversary blue!

Jugdish said...

Happy anniversary blue!


ETEO

/hot receptionist

BLUE said...

and they said we wouldn't last

BLUE said...

"ETEO

/hot receptionist"

fuck her

Jugdish said...

Charleston Chews were always great


gross...didn't even think they still made them, like Tab cola

Jugdish said...

fuck her


ETEO

/hot receptionist

Beth said...

"He didn't get cmblue anything"

Is this s or ns?

Jugdish said...

according to facebook its s

El Padrino said...

"Today is blue's anniversary."

fuck this shit

/hot receptionist

El Padrino said...

dammit

El Padrino said...

"He didn't get cmblue anything"

Is this s or ns?"

ns i hope, i didnt get cmep anything and we celebrated 5 years two weeks ago

i mean we went out to dinner but i didnt "get" her a gift

El Padrino said...

gifts are played out when your married, money is the same, bills are shared, it's dumb

El Padrino said...

plus she gets a gift everyday when i walk through the door

Jugdish said...

bills are shared,


damn!

/cmep

Beth said...

"ns i hope, i didnt get cmep anything and we celebrated 5 years two weeks ago"

Hence the "romance look it up!!" quote (and the lack of blowjobs).

Beth said...

"plus she gets a gift everyday when i walk through the door"

I think you confused "through" with "out".

El Padrino said...

you guys knew the jet blue guy that went down the chute and quit had the HIV?

i knew he was gay but i didnt know he had hiv

El Padrino said...

Hence the "romance look it up!!" quote (and the lack of blowjobs)."

money does not = romance

and gifts doesnt = blowjobs

El Padrino said...

once your married blowjobs all but disappear, it's like a law or somehting

Jugdish said...

once your married blowjobs all but disappear, it's like a law or somehting



was that at about the same time you stopped giving gifts?

El Padrino said...

"was that at about the same time you stopped giving gifts?"

no, by the by i dont get a gift either

an anniversary is a shared celebration you know

El Padrino said...

thats why going out to dinner or away for a weekend is the perfect way to celebrate it

Jugdish said...

i figure as long as ya celebrate it its a good thing...I'm just giving ya shit

El Padrino said...

so tem do all Wavaians wade in canals after a night at the bar?

El Padrino said...

i figure as long as ya celebrate it its a good thing...

word

Jugdish said...

Tuesday is an off day for players anyway.



plus Indy has their off week next weekend

Jugdish said...

Polian: How could you swim in that water?

Punter: I saw a couple of other guys out there.

Polian: Swimming?

Punter: Floating.... But they were there.

BLUE said...

canals must be like pools, people are always losing shit in them


/tem

BLUE said...

and the gift thing was (ns).

why would we celebrate the worse day of our lives (s)

BLUE said...

knicks back in on the 'melo sweepstakes

El Padrino said...

"Not bad for a fat kid that everyone makes fun of when he runs." - Bengie Molina

El Padrino said...

knicks, yeah we'll see

randolph, gallinari, curry expiring deal and a first round pick is shit in my opinion

would be SAS if that works

now if they trade dano for a player the nuggets like (3 team) then maybe

BLUE said...

I would agree.

the prior option with the nets was much more attractive than that slop

but yeah, if they get a 3rd or 4th team involved could be interesting

kod said...

"Maybe the World Series will be CODY! vs. NELSON!"


chuckle

Jugdish said...

"Maybe the World Series will be CODY! vs. NELSON!"


i took it slow with that joke and just got it

kod said...

Charleston Chews were always great

^^^^^^^^^


Got about 5 in my freezer right now

kod said...

"once your married blowjobs all but disappear, it's like a law or somehting"


erroneous

El Padrino said...

"erroneous"

she has to be awake kod, or it dont count

Beth said...

"erroneous"

Kod, I think he meant with the wife giving it.

s

Jugdish said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

the curveball

El Padrino said...

"The bad news for the Yankees is that Mark Teixeira suffered a Grade 2 strain of the hamstring and will miss the rest of the season.

The good news for the Yankees is that likely means he's only going to miss one game."

im really enjoying this

tem said...

"plus she gets a gift everyday when i walk through the door"

you mean when you leave for work?

tem said...

"i knew he was gay but i didnt know he had hiv"

all gays have hiv dumbass.

tem said...

"so tem do all Wavaians wade in canals after a night at the bar?"

no, half do that, half burn couches.

also, he should be commended for not driving drunk. no keys even on him.

fucking police giving him a hard time cuz he is a name they can make an example of.

fuck, drunk and stumbling around outside, who hasn't been there?

tem said...

he still can kick that there ball over them mountains though.

El Padrino said...

"fuck, drunk and stumbling around outside, who hasn't been there?"

shirtless? wet? and trying to get in some strangers car?

i never been there. i must not be drinking enough

El Padrino said...

does mcafee have friends?

the fuck, he was getting tanked alone?

Beth said...

"shirtless? wet? and trying to get in some strangers car?"

I call that Saturday night.

s

tem said...

"and trying to get in some strangers car?"


erroneous. crazy chick saw him and assumed that was what he was doing.

tem said...

"e fuck, he was getting tanked alone?
"

tuesday night, nobody else had the day off and you damn well know NFLers don't hang out with the punter.

El Padrino said...

sad life of the nfl punter

at least kickers get laid

Beth said...

The punter killed LOV.

El Padrino said...

ever wonder about stuff like how the discovery of alcohol and how it can impair judgement

or who smoked marijuana, did they smoke basil? or mint first?

Beth said...

I wonder about who first looked at a raw oyster and thought "damn, that looks good to eat!"

El Padrino said...

california mary jane crops arwe woth more than their wineries

El Padrino said...

I wonder about who first looked at a raw oyster and thought "damn, that looks good to eat!"

yeah shit like that

El Padrino said...

"Cannabis is indigenous to Central and South Asia.[12] Evidence of the inhalation of cannabis smoke can be found in the 3rd millennium B.C., as indicated by charred cannabis seeds found in a ritual brazier at an ancient burial site in present day Romania.[8] Cannabis is also known to have been used by the ancient Hindus and Nihang Sikhs of India and Nepal thousands of years ago. The herb was called ganjika in Sanskrit (गांजा/গাঁজা ganja in modern Indic languages).[13][14] The ancient drug soma, mentioned in the Vedas, was sometimes associated with cannabis.[15]

Cannabis was also known to the ancient Assyrians, who discovered its psychoactive properties through the Aryans.[16] Using it in some religious ceremonies, they called it qunubu (meaning "way to produce smoke"), a probable origin of the modern word "cannabis".[17] Cannabis was also introduced by the Aryans to the Scythians and Thracians/Dacians, whose shamans (the kapnobatai—"those who walk on smoke/clouds") burned cannabis flowers to induce a state of trance.[18] Members of the cult of Dionysus, believed to have originated in Thrace (Bulgaria, Greece and Turkey), are also thought to have inhaled cannabis smoke. In 2003, a leather basket filled with cannabis leaf fragments and seeds was found next to a 2,500- to 2,800-year-old mummified shaman in the northwestern Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region of China."



so almost 8000 years ago, damn pot is old, was legal until 1906 which means our founding father smokesd that shit

El Padrino said...

in the bible it says god made hemp on the third day

ns

El Padrino said...

Genesis 1.02

El Padrino said...

may the lord be with you

BLUE said...

"ever wonder about stuff like how the discovery of alcohol and how it can impair judgement"

yep, usually with baking...who thought to take flour, put an egg in it and cook it.

BLUE said...

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.

Spaceman Spiff said...

raja bell up to his usual phaggotry

its only preseason

El Padrino said...

kobe was not amused

Keef said...

"ns i hope, i didnt get cmep anything and we celebrated 5 years two weeks ago

i mean we went out to dinner but i didnt "get" her a gift"


cmlp: Where's my gift?

LP: It's in your belly. Your welcome

El Padrino said...

exactly

i give life

thats how i roll

El Padrino said...

think these big balls are for show woman!

i got the next president in these nuts bitch!

Keef said...

"once your married blowjobs all but disappear, it's like a law or somehting"


Wait! I'm not married yet

/yug

JFreak said...

"also, he should be commended for not driving drunk. no keys even on him."

^^^^^^^^^

"fucking police giving him a hard time cuz he is a name they can make an example of."

They said they took him in because he looked cold.

"does mcafee have friends?

the fuck, he was getting tanked alone?"

He said he was waiting for a friend to pick him up and they didn't show.

JFreak said...

"ever wonder about stuff like how the discovery of alcohol and how it can impair judgement"

I wonder about who decided, "I'm gonna drink what comes out of that cow."

BLUE said...

"I wonder about who decided, "I'm gonna drink what comes out of that cow."


that's a good one too

El Padrino said...

yeah good one

or even cooking an animal or fish i guess once fire was discovered things fell into place

El Padrino said...

like how come a cow is delicious and a horse isnt

or is a horse delicious, i dont know society already decided this for me

El Padrino said...

id like to taste all animals

El Padrino said...

"He said he was waiting for a friend to pick him up and they didn't show."

what a pal, eteo

Keef said...

"or is a horse delicious"

There are some ladies in TJ who can let you know the answer to that

Keef said...

The Pittsburgh Steelers excused James Harrison from practice Wednesday as the Pro Bowl linebacker contemplated retirement, according to his agent.
Harrison's agent Bill Parise said Wednesday his client is "very serious" about retiring after getting fined $75,000 for a hit that knocked Mohamed Massaquoi out of the Steelers' win over the Cleveland Browns. Harrison met Wednesday with Steelers coach Mike Tomlin, who excused his linebacker from the Steelers preparations for Sunday's game against the Dolphins.




Jesus, woe

BLUE said...

go ahead and retire...go play in the UFL or something

shit...I thought csil was dramatic

BLUE said...

JH: You fined me 75K for playing hard, i'm going to retire

nfl: ok, but you do realize you won't find another job that will pay you millions every year

JH: ok, nevermind, here's the 75K

El Padrino said...

yeah that's extreme, wasnt this guy an undrafted guy who got a break three years ago due to injuries?

El Padrino said...

you would think he'd be humble, especially since he was undrafted

BLUE said...

or he'd quit being gay because he makes millions of dollars

El Padrino said...

im surprised tomlin dealt with that shit

kod said...

he's just angling to refute what dood said on NBC re: suspensions. and mitigate the NFLs reaction


-boo hoo, getting fined sucks too...in fact, it sucks so much I may retire over it; no need to suspend

El Padrino said...

i dont feel like doing shit but i dont have that luxury

BLUE said...

harrison is pisst that Tomlin/Rooneys didn't pay the fine for him

guarantee that's what he's pissed about

kod said...

What an embarrassment of riches "the Vikings have on offense, and yet they're sub-.500. Brett Favre, Randy Moss, Adrian Peterson, and Steve Hutchinson could all end up in Canton, and Percy Harvin is one of the game's brightest young play-makers. Why such a struggle to score points in Minnesota this season? The Vikings have 87 points in five games, not even 18 per."


AYFKM? Have you not watched a Vikings game Don Banks? The offensive line is absolutely atrocious. It doesn't matter if you have AP when there are absolutely no holes; and it doesn't matter if you have Favre and Moss if Brett has less than 2 seconds to throw (and has zero mobility)

kod said...

and it doesn't matter that Hutchinson is a hall of famer; he's definitely past his prime or at least more hurt then letting on. Doesn't matter what his name is

El Padrino said...

don banks sucks

BLUE said...

carl banks

JFreak said...

adam banks.

aka cake eater

El Padrino said...

phillip banks

JFreak said...

The roster for the Mighty Ducks

kod said...

"adam banks.

aka cake eater"



from? Edina, Minnesota (where they got "cake eater" from)

Keef said...

"carl banks"

Carlton?

JFreak said...

carl lewis?

El Padrino said...

i totally spaced on carl weathers in those commercials being the carl weathers that is apollo and the one armed golfer in happy gilmore

kod said...

and playing himself in Arrested Development; great self-deprecating role (ns)

Jugdish said...

or is a horse delicious, i dont know society already decided this for me


try a zorse

Jugdish said...

i totally spaced on carl weathers in those commercials being the carl weathers that is apollo and the one armed golfer in happy gilmore



you sound like my brother. Last night he said "Did you know the guy who played Phil in The Hangover was also Sack in Wedding Crashers?".

El Padrino said...

well that was easy, appollo creed dates back years

Jugdish said...

I wonder about who first looked at a raw oyster and thought "damn, that looks good to eat!"



whoever it was must have been starving

Jugdish said...

like cast away starving

Jugdish said...

did you know the same guy who played han solo also played indiana jones?


s

BLUE said...

the same guy who played Chewbacca was meiz

Jugdish said...

and jabba was rev



s

Jugdish said...

Jabba Deluxe cracked me up...that was from awhile ago

tem said...

and they have had moss for like 2 games, 1 on like 3 days notice.

they won the game he had a whole week to prep for.

tem said...

vikings have never lost when moss and favre have a whole week to prepare for the game.

Jugdish said...

AYFKM? Have you not watched a Vikings game Don Banks? The offensive line is absolutely atrocious. It doesn't matter if you have AP when there are absolutely no holes; and it doesn't matter if you have Favre and Moss if Brett has less than 2 seconds to throw (and has zero mobility)



I don't think their offensive line is that bad.

/Jay Cutler

kod said...

I don't think their offensive line is that bad.

/Jay Cutler

-troof

GB and Det O-lines not much better either

Jugdish said...

do you think across the division they could combine their O-lines and come up with one, half way decent line?

Keef said...

"and playing himself in Arrested Development; great self-deprecating role (ns)"


This. I'm watching that on Netflix now. Grate show

Keef said...

"that is apollo and the one armed golfer in happy gilmore"

No shit?

Keef said...

Did you know the guy in the allstate commercials was also Pedro Cerrano? No, seriously, that's him

Keef said...

poor baby

Spaceman Spiff said...

pedro cerrano is deceased, he's president palmer now

Jugdish said...

Did you know the guy in the allstate commercials was also Pedro Cerrano? No, seriously, that's him


Also President Palmer in 24...no, seriously.

Jugdish said...

i2i

El Padrino said...

yeah that i knewe

Spaceman Spiff said...

why NELSON! hit a homer last night

fat yankee fan after the fan interference

El Padrino said...

did you know the guy from Coach, Dauber, voices Patrick the Starfish on Spongebob Squarepants?

El Padrino said...

there is a better gif on Scratchbomb showing a douche yankee fan

El Padrino said...

here

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea saw that, mine is a closeup of the fat fuck behind him saying fuck you, fuck you cruz

El Padrino said...

yup breathtaking

Spaceman Spiff said...

OC having happy hour week now, suite

Keef said...

"Also President Palmer in 24...no, seriously."


well that was easy, pedro cerrano dates back years

/lp

Keef said...

"did you know the guy from Coach, Dauber, voices Patrick the Starfish on Spongebob Squarepants?"

I did not know that

El Padrino said...

KIK

El Padrino said...

5-0 yanks

game 6 here we come

Keef said...

i met her at the club
i said what's up
i took her to the crib
and you know i fuckt

El Padrino said...

did i mention troy aikman the other day saying how he thinks Miles Austin is the best WR in the league

then he siad outside of Andre Johnson, even that is absurd

i was like nigga plaease them concussions done fucked you up

Keef said...

75° today with rain. I think summer's finally over

El Padrino said...

dont know how you west coasters do it, i need season changes

Keef said...

The seasons do change. It was 100°. Now it's mid 70s

El Padrino said...

as. response

Keef said...

then what are you talking about? The trees and shit changing colors?

Keef said...

poppin bottles in the ice
like a blizzard
when we drink we do it right
gettin' slizzard

Keef said...

radio station here is having a contest and the winner gets to stay the night at some hotel here where a little boy drowned and it's supposebly* haunted. No thanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

misty may with a homer, 5-1

kod said...

Spinal Tap up for tonight


DET, one of my all time favorites; haven't watched this in a few years

kod said...

I got a fed ex package today, and thought it was from Meiz; got all excited to open it up....and it was a bunch of tax shit for the estate


woe

Mize said...

Wait. So I've gotten BJ more recently than LP?


IN YOU FACE!

Mize said...

We need more fantasy hoops players

Keef said...

what's wrong with my avatar for fnba?

Mize said...

"I got a fed ex package today, and thought it was from Meiz; got all excited to open it up....and it was a bunch of tax shit for the estate"


It'll come when I get my 1st paycheck.

Mize said...

"what's wrong with my avatar for fnba?"


The winking dude with the cell phone?

Keef said...

Oh, I got that from a Simpsons episode

Keef said...

NELSON! Cruz's troublesome left hamstring forced him out of Wednesday's Game 5 of the American League Championship Series in the fifth inning.

Keef said...

don't stop git it git it

Mize said...

I got my fucking jury doody assignments today.

Keef said...

tell 'em about the klan haus and you'll get out of it, no problem

Mize said...

I might just tell 'em my dad is a cop

Keef said...

I'll just tweet them that my dad is a cop

/mize

Mize said...

Shit. I don't have enough money for my car payment this month.

Keef said...

"Shit. I don't have enough money for my car payment this month."

ask your roommates if you can borrow some money

Mize said...

I don't have a choice

Keef said...

check your aol, mize

Mize said...

Good times

Mize said...

Jesus chris. Those people of wal marts. Just awful.

Keef said...

The fart loading one is grate*

Aitch said...

WOE!

That is all.

Aitch said...

I used the elyptical for the first time today, but only for 40 yds to prove I was fit.

Keef said...

"WOE!

That is all."




fb says otherwise

Keef said...

I like how h says he hates attention whores but almost every comment he makes on fb is major woe that typically will get tons of comments from people

Mize said...

I'm gonna get my shit pushed in in Y!FNFL

Mize said...

"I like how h says he hates attention whores but almost every comment he makes on fb is major woe that typically will get tons of comments from people"


Or the ones bragging about going to the gym.

Keef said...

"I'm gonna get my shit pushed in in Y!FNFL"

I hope you don't beat me in the keeper

Keef said...

"Or the ones bragging about going to the gym."

^

Aitch said...

"I like how h says he hates attention whores but almost every comment he makes on fb is major woe that typically will get tons of comments from people"

Right, I hate when OTHER people are attention whores. I want all the attention on me!

S

Aitch said...

"Or the ones bragging about going to the gym."

Sorry that I am excited about trying to be healthier

Keef said...

it's ok, attention whore

Keef said...

wheaselwhores are the whorse

Keef said...

Right, I hate when OTHER people are attention whores. I want all the attention on me!

NS




*fized

Aitch said...

I resent this whole line of questioning.

JFreak said...

"I represent* this whole line of questioning."

*fixed

JFreak said...

By the by, if you are going to say
"*fixed," you need to have the * where you fixed it. Otherwise the syntax is all wrong. Why use an asterisk if you're not denoting anything?

/grammar nazi

JFreak said...

Breaking news from twitter: El P hates his kid.

Mize said...

I'm so happy he has another on the way.

Aitch said...

"Breaking news from twitter: El P hates his kid."

CnP please.

Aitch said...

NM, forgot I had a twitter account.

Aitch said...

This game is pretty good. Rev is having a heart attack

Aitch said...

AD suckt* tonight

JFreak said...

Tosh tickets are 50 bucks. I wanna go see him, but that's a lot for one thing.

JFreak said...

"AD suckt* tonight"

Your face sucks.

Every night.

Keef said...

"Tosh tickets are 50 bucks. I wanna go see him, but that's a lot for one thing."

Buddy of mine went and saw Tosh when he was here. Said it was meh

Keef said...

zeke's still alive. He signed up for fnba

Beth said...

Good to see O:FP is still in effect, even on a night that O:FNY took some time off.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahaa

El Padrino said...

wheaselwhores are the whorse

burn

El Padrino said...

buster posey is incredible

El Padrino said...

"Breaking news from twitter: El P hates his kid."

fallacy

El Padrino said...

what the fuck is jug doing

Beth said...

Jug takes everything slow now.

El Padrino said...

not even a draft in there

El Padrino said...

he has until 930

Beth said...

I'm sure he's scared now.

El Padrino said...

here's the problem, i dont feel like posting anything

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