Thursday, October 21, 2010

IN YOU PHACE phillies!!!!

I was a phan of bringing Oswalt in the game last night to pitch only because I wanted to see the Phillies lose. They shouldn't have been playing like it was an elimination game, but they can do that today.

Yeah I overslept this morning...

Not too concerned with the Rangers...they did get 13 hits off of CC. Eventually they'll get some runs in. I'd like them to close it out in 6 so Lee can go in game 1 in the World Series.

Yeah I drank last night...

IN YOUR FACE jokes are funny in almost all occasions...work in into your day today.

cmblue: how was your day?

blue: better than your face!

I'm sure you have a lot to talk about, so that's it.

163 comments:

Jugdish said...

First!

Jugdish said...

did anyone see the Tosh "First" skit?

tem said...

if they suspend the colts punter will they suspend him more games than a regular player because he only plays like 10 plays per game.

2 punts, 4 kick offs, 4 holds.

and that is if he is the holder...

Beth said...

"did anyone see the Tosh "First" skit?"

Link?

Jugdish said...

im blocked on the link

Jugdish said...

im no spipfpf

El Padrino said...

fuck tosh

Jugdish said...

Lp doesn't like funny stuff, got it


/keef

kod said...

"did anyone see the Tosh "First" skit?"


yes; hilarity

El Padrino said...

Lp doesn't like funny stuff, got it


/keef

i saw his standup on cc, there are thousands of comics funnier

El Padrino said...

besides any one of us can run funny videos then make funny comments about them

Jugdish said...

i saw his standup on cc, there are thousands of comics funnier


he is pretty damn funny. i don't rank everything i see.

Jugdish said...

Lp is one of those "cutting edge" guys who doesn't like anything that is popular.

El Padrino said...

i really just dont like his face

El Padrino said...

the guy who just died was a brazillion times funnier than tush

Jugdish said...

Mr. Cunningham?

Jugdish said...

Yes!!

/tp

kod said...

I'm really excited to see Tracy Morgan next month; not only does he crack me up, but dood is literally crazy. Hopefully I'll have a good story or two after that one.

-probably won't be as good as when cmkod accosted Tesla....but you never know

BLUE said...

daniel tosh standup is ok..daniel tosh..tosh.0 is quality

some people are made for standup, and some people are made for making fun of others.

jeffrey ross is a horrible comedian, but awesome at making fun of others

BLUE said...

"the guy who just died was a brazillion times funnier than tush"

are you talking about Mitch Hedberg?

Jugdish said...

blue knows

BLUE said...

yep, except he dide 5 years ago

BLUE said...

died?

Jugdish said...

Newman died?

El Padrino said...

hedberg?

negative

greg giraldo

kod said...

"are you talking about Mitch Hedberg?"


I love me some Mitch Headberg

kod said...

although Mitch wouldn't have done well on a show like Tosh.0; making fun of people never really seemed his things...mostly just making fun of himself

Beth said...

"some people are made for standup, and some people are made for making fun of others."

LOV is a place for the second type.

BLUE said...

"greg giraldo"

oh, that guy was not funny

Beth said...

"I love me some Mitch Headberg"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


"I was saved by the buoyancy of citrus"

Only Hedberg could make a line like that funny.

BLUE said...

yeah, reading back through some of his stuff, is just hilarity

hands down one of my top 5 favorite comics of all time

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Buddy of mine went and saw Tosh when he was here. Said it was meh"

this

"daniel tosh standup is ok..daniel tosh..tosh.0 is quality"

this, except i would replace ok with subpar, plus almost everyone on the undercard was much better so that made it worse. tosh.0 is hilarity

El Padrino said...

god belss america was awesome last night

USA USA USA!

Jugdish said...

"daniel tosh standup is ok..daniel tosh..tosh.0 is quality"

I didn't like his older stuff so much, but his latest standup on comedy central was good i thought

Jugdish said...

hands down one of my top 5 favorite comics of all time


steven wright on speed

Jugdish said...

hands down one of my top 5 favorite comics of all time


never heard him before...been watching for the last 10-15 min on youtube. hit or miss for me...a few good lines though.

kod said...

I liked his style; just a bunch of non-sequiters....no long stories or drawn out themes. Just rapid fire one or two liners


-Just got the following from the random MH joke generator:

"I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say "The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?"

El Padrino said...

side to side
side to oohh side

hands up

Spaceman Spiff said...

malice at the palace part deux

milk crate 18 seconds in

El Padrino said...

"Harrison back with Steelers after retirement talk "

thats what i thought

BLUE said...

he wanted a day off...got it

Keef said...

"greg giraldo"

Another guy whose standup is just ok, but he's grate @ making fun of others

Keef said...

Although his underwear outside the pants parody is grate

Keef said...

"I love me some Mitch Headberg"


I rarely drive steamboats, dad. There's a lot of shit you don't know about me

kod said...

"Another guy whose standup is just ok, but he's grate @ making fun of others"


I'd add Chelsea Handler to that list as well

Keef said...

"I'd add Chelsea Handler to that list as well"

I don't think she's that funny. I think the people that are on her panle are usually funnier than her

Keef said...

panel

El Padrino said...

THYSIRL

Keef said...

"THYSIRL"

Can a ninja get an I?

El Padrino said...

two i's back to back eqaul one i

El Padrino said...

thats how i roll

Keef said...

Heat forward Mike Miller is not on Miami's final preseason road trip, remaining home because of an injured right thumb that could sideline one of the NBA's top 3-point shooters for several weeks.



O:FM

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. "
-H

Jugdish said...

aitch

Keef said...

H

BLUE said...

women are so irrational

BLUE said...

bgblue pulled some halloween decorations off the window and tore them up.

when cmblue asked why she did that she said "cuz i wanted to"

which led to this conversation

blue: what's the big deal

cmblue: you can't just do things because you want to, she needs to learn right from wrong

blue: so now she knows that's wrong

cmblue: oh great, so she learns afterwards, so someday she'll come home and say "i killed that girl because I wanted to", and that will be ok?

blue: how do we go from tearing up a cheap decoration to killing people?

cmblue: it's about knowing right from wrong

BLUE said...

that's quite the leap

BLUE said...

although I have heard a lot of murderers say, "if only my mom had not let me tear up the halloween decorations, i'd have never killed that girl"

El Padrino said...

"In Nanjing they've got one that sells live crabs. One Shanghai Hairy Crab costs between the equivalent of US $1.50 to $7.50, depending on how large it is. The machine, which is kept at a temperature which cause the crabs to go into hibernation, guarantees live crabs. Get a dead one, they'll give you three for free."

chinese amazement daily

El Padrino said...

"that's quite the leap"

certaintly is

Jugdish said...

i just got a party invitation where it asked everyone to bring a bring horde aver


Lp did not send the invitation

kod said...

probably looked up the real spelling and thought, that can't be right


I usually see it spelled Ordervs

Jugdish said...

i usually spell it "snacks"

Jugdish said...

i don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Jugdish said...

When I was eating lunch this commercial came on and said you can text your first name and gender to them and they will text back your Jersey Shore nickname...I'm Saggy Pants.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cmblue is against an 18 game schedule, got it

BLUE said...

18 game schedule jokes always get a chuckle out of me

Keef said...

"that's quite the leap"



Did you tell her to put the mat away

BLUE said...

"Did you tell her to put the mat away"

i told her that never happened, and she responded with "she saw it on a simpsons episdoe once"

Jugdish said...

"that's quite the leap"


she should take it slow

Keef said...

mark* hammel gonna destroy tito jameson

Keef said...

I have a feeling cmk is going to be the EO of cmblue. She's gonna let the kid get away with murder

ns

Jugdish said...

I have a feeling cmk is going to be the EO of cmblue. She's gonna let the kid get away with murder



just walk away


s

El Padrino said...

mr t loves gold

kod said...

well, fall is definitely here; thermostat wars are beginning again


set at 68; bumped to 77; lowered to 62; now at 80...all in the last 24 hours.


-sucks that there is a 10-20 degree difference on our two floors. Half the office is always unhappy with the temps

El Padrino said...

sucks that there is a 10-20 degree difference on our two floors. Half the *woman in the office is always unhappy with the temps

*fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mark* hammel gonna destroy tito jameson"

bet he wont finish him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Colts wide receiver Austin Collie underwent hand surgery this week that is expected to sideline him a few weeks."

what brought on O:FI?

butler
notre dame
colts DBs
brackett
addai
clark
collie

Jugdish said...

what brought on O:FI?

butler
notre dame
colts DBs
brackett
freak
addai
clark
collie



fixed

s

El Padrino said...

"what brought on O:FI?"

freak being freak

El Padrino said...

butler
notre dame
colts DBs
brackett
freak
addai
clark
collie
quade



fixed

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"freak being freak"

right, the horrible commish thing, makes cents*

BLUE said...

butler
notre dame
colts DBs
brackett
freak
addai
clark
collie
quade
Manning's vagina

Beth said...

I was behind a Mercedes this morning coming into work with a "ND GRAD" license plate.

If I'd have realized there was an O:FI going on I'd have made sure to have left more room.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wait, youre* car was right behind an ND grad's car? well then, i'd say O:FI is over!

/steve

BLUE said...

damn fighting souix

kod said...

"damn fighting souix"

because they swept Bemidji State last weekend?


I hear ya

BLUE said...

and their grads are driving mercedes in Atlanta wrecklessly

JFreak said...

"and that is if he is the holder..."

he is the holder.

JFreak said...

"this, except i would replace ok with subpar, plus almost everyone on the undercard was much better so that made it worse. tosh.0 is hilarity"

Then I don't feel bad about missing it. Yay.

JFreak said...

"what brought on O:FI?"

I blame Obama.

BLUE said...

"what brought on O:FI?"

it's been all downhill since they fired Bobby Knight

Keef said...

"-sucks that there is a 10-20 degree difference on our two floors. Half the office is always unhappy with the temps"


Move all the people who want it warm upstairs.

Done & done

Keef said...

"what brought on O:FI?"


Reggie Miller's teef

kod said...

"what brought on O:FI?"


all the gays

Jugdish said...

Thunderbirds just arrived...buzzing the tower

Jugdish said...

i hate handling and service charges when buying tickets. don't tell me its a 15 dollar ticket if there is a 5 dollar fee that i have to pay...bastards

BLUE said...

I had a tire blow out this morning on the way to work.

looking to buy a replacement, and the tire seems reasonable...then with all the other crap you have to have it adds another $40 onto the price of the tire.

just list the price of the tire with the $40 added on.

BLUE said...

same thing with airline tickets...list them with all the taxes and crap and 9/11 fees and osama bin laden charges, instead of me finding all that out when I go to checkout

El Padrino said...

"looking to buy a replacement, and the tire seems reasonable...then with all the other crap you have to have it adds another $40 onto the price of the tire."


where the fuck do you get tires from?

El Padrino said...

"and 9/11 fees and osama bin laden charges"

thanks alot bin laden

Jugdish said...

tires

Jugdish said...

Mize, MS

Jugdish said...

The town hosts The Mize Watermelon Festival every July.


mize needs to go to this just to have his picture taken by the sign

kod said...

coming into the office at 6 AM cause I can't sleep always seems like a good idea at the time


then 3:00 PM rolls around and I'm dead; I'm like Morty

Keef said...

"and 9/11 fees and osama bin laden charges"

thanks alot GW

fized*


s

El Padrino said...

commie

El Padrino said...

this day is draggin ass though

El Padrino said...

no insufferable appearences from rev

El Padrino said...

cheerleader tits, sfw

kod said...

From the article 10 shows in danger of cancellation:

""Community" — The Good News: Thanks to healthy DVD sales, the show has gained some new fans and good word-of-mouth, particularly about last season's paintball episode. It's nestled in a comedy block that does well among the younger 18-to-49 demographic that advertisers love so much. The Bad News: Comedians call it taking the bullet when you're the first act of the night, and that's what "Community" is doing as it tries to warm up the Thursday audience. It's currently hovering around 4.8 million viewers, far fewer than the new show "Outsourced," which has benefited from following "The Office." "Community" is a lot funnier than "Outsourced," but since when has that ever counted for anything?"


-booooo; Outsourced is terrible. If Community or Parks and Rec get canceled for Outsourced, I'll be bitter.

Keef said...

"no insufferable appearences from rev"


Thanks Obamer

Keef said...

"If Community or Parks and Rec get canceled for Outsourced, I'll be bitter."


Cool. Then we'll have 2 things in common

/beth

BLUE said...

"where the fuck do you get tires from?"

I look for them online

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-booooo; Outsourced is terrible. If Community or Parks and Rec get canceled for Outsourced, I'll be bitter."

pretty sure freak feels the same way

O:FI

BLUE said...

"booooo; Outsourced is terrible. If Community or Parks and Rec get canceled for Outsourced, I'll be bitter."

i don't laugh much at outsourced

BLUE said...

there is usually one good joke though

BLUE said...

"cheerleader tits, sfw"

broncos cheerleaders suck

Jugdish said...

-booooo; Outsourced is terrible. If Community or Parks and Rec get canceled for Outsourced, I'll be bitter.


ive never seen any of those shows

BLUE said...

"ive never seen any of those shows"

well they're no desperate housewives, if that's what you watch

BLUE said...

it's no jersey shore

BLUE said...

CU gets to play in the rough touch division of the pac-12

Jugdish said...

well they're no desperate housewives, if that's what you watch


i haven't seen that either. I did watch about 5 minutes of jersey shore...that was enough

kod said...

"Jon Stewart was on Larry King Live last night, and didn't let the fact that he was on CNN deter him from criticizing the network. He said to King, who is leaving CNN, "you're the last guy out of a burning building."

When King asked later why Stewart picks on CNN so much, Stewart replied that it's because "you're terrible."


Boom, roasted

Spaceman Spiff said...

pwned

hilarity

Keef said...

"I look for them online"

Suite, I have a link you can use.

/LP

Keef said...

Just got out of a meeting with our Kahlua supplier. They gave us a bottle of the seasonal flavor, peppermint mocha. It's pretty fucking tasty

Keef said...

mize, pick up a kicker for your keeper team

Keef said...

I passed a billboard today for some travel agency and it said "Who want to have a good time". HDH

Mize said...

"Mize, MS"

Yes!

Mize said...

"mize, pick up a kicker for your keeper team"


No shit, Sherlock.

Keef said...

right, because noone has ever forgotten to set a lineup

Keef said...

"pwned

hilarity"


That was on Tosh

Mize said...

Its all I really have to do when I get home from work.

Mize said...

We have to work 2 full weekends a month at Sysco. Woe.

Mize said...

But we get 2 3 day weekends in exchange.

Mize said...

I'm gonna switch FNBA to roto if we can't get an 8th

Keef said...

"Its all I really have to do when I get home from work."

Just lookin' out, mayne. I don't want you losing by 4 and bitching because you forgot your kicker

Mize said...

"Just lookin' out, mayne. I don't want you losing by 4 and bitching because you forgot your kicker"


Cool. Preciate it.

Keef said...

"But we get 2 3 day weekends in exchange."

walter payton

Keef said...

goddman giants

tem said...

Deaf guy doesn't have the cardio to finish tito. If tito has any cardio he will win in round 3.

tem said...

I actually picture deaf gjuy getting told by his trainer to go run 3 miles and the deaf guy going and running like 3 feet and then telling his trainer he didnt hear him right.

Keef said...

God Bless America lady shops in mize's closet

Keef said...

someone is going to hit a go home run off of lidge in the 9th

Keef said...

oregon looks good

Keef said...

fuck this place

Keef said...

Beth
Falcons/Goddman Bengals bet? Falcons are 3.5 pt favorites

Keef said...

tim mccarver is dumb

Keef said...

water is wet

Mize said...

Doing other stuff. Now going to bed.

Jugdish said...

We have to work 2 full weekends a month at Sysco. Woe.

you should retire

/james harrison

Miss Me Yet? said...

Stuck in denver... Damn flight is delayed. Maybe I should stay at blue's mansion

Miss Me Yet? said...

Atlanta suckt... Vegas should be better

Miss Me Yet? said...

Can't comment on lov with this dumb free wifi in the denver airport... Blackberry commenting sucks

JFreak said...

Meiz must be about to poop himself since bo jones is gonna be on around the horn tomorrow.

JFreak said...

Guy got fired from NPR then went off on them.

Miss Me Yet? said...

Fuckin hammered.... Vegas is grate*

Miss Me Yet? said...

Some dude just asked me if I need some bitches tonight... I told him I'm taking vegas slow

Miss Me Yet? said...

I'm down $200 already

Miss Me Yet? said...

I need to go to bed

Jugdish said...

HIYA FIVE Vegas!

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