Thursday, October 07, 2010

I'm your huckleberry!

Its a good thing Keef got home before 2 PM PST yesterday because he got to see the Reds make history! I got home in time to see the last 4 innings of the game. I'm all for O:PhPh*, but that was awesome to see.

ETEO

/Keef

Halladay's first post season game ever against one of the better offenses in the league. The second post season no hitter ever and one walk away from a perfect game. Its really a shame that this guy has been stuck in Toronto for all those years and is just now getting a crack at the post season. Now the Reds face another Roy who has been dealing during the second half of the season. I try to stay away from Facebook after a Phillies win during the post season due to Rev's insufferableness.

I'll stay on baseball and address the Twins. They can't beat the Yankees. Sorry Kod. Actually the Yankees pitching has been bad lately outside of CC, so they do have a chance in the next few games.

REALLY?!?!?!

/Kod

No.

Go Rangers!

NBA...Wade pulled his hamstring the other day. I hope this is a sign of things to come for the Heat this year. Everytime I think about the Heat I think of that gay little pep rally they had with LeBron, Wade, and Bosh and it makes me hate them more. Hate is not a word I throw around a lot, which is anti-LOV, but I hate the Heat right now.

NHL...Its starting soon, I'm officially a fan and will be watching. I'm also going to try and hit up some local hockey when the Chicago Wolves come to town. Suite!

More Roy...I heard on the radio this morning that Cito Gaston said Halladay was always the first one at the park in the morning, doing his morning workout, etc. Just because someone is the first one to work every morning doesn't always mean they are a hard worked. My bossman gets here between 5 and 5:30 AM CST, when we are supposed to be here at 6:30 CST...but he gets here and sleeps and watches TV. Ironically, that's what Gaston did a lot of.

and done...

180 comments:

Beth said...

My pic for the next few days is in honor of what is probably Bobby Cox's last series as a manager. It's of Bobby doing what he does best, getting ejected.

I'm really going to miss him. (ns)

BLUE said...

re: Alabama fans insufferableness from LOVad

it'll be awesome when they lose to Auburn at the end of the year.

BLUE said...

should have lost to Auburn at the end of last year, but i'm pretty sure that Nick Saban has some sort of deal with the devil

BLUE said...

c'mon LOV you're not better than this

BLUE said...

LP probably hung himself last night

The Closer (NOT!) said...

I was the first one in the office this morning.

BLUE said...

so the lead story here in Denver sports of course was Halladay's no-no

especially since he's a Denver kid.

the second story was "we could have had him if we'd have been willing to give up dexter fowler and ian stewart"; which is 100% true, but it's funny how revisionist history works.

BLUE said...

"I was the first one in the office this morning."

lack of sex makes for early mornings huh?

BLUE said...

somewhere in Houston, Matty Matt is laughing

The Closer (NOT!) said...

lack of sex makes for early mornings huh?


of course

BLUE said...

that's why beth is never here early

The Closer (NOT!) said...

except she is usually here early

The Closer (NOT!) said...

you're here early and you're out west...even worst*

BLUE said...

"you're here early and you're out west...even worst*"

yep, i'm usually the 2nd person in our office, behind the chick who is getting a divorse*

tem said...

" but i'm pretty sure that Nick Saban has some sort of deal with the devil"

he and les miles both do.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

I need to pick 3:

lance moore @ AZ
Ocho vs TB
Roddy white @ Cle
Dustin Keller vs Min

tem said...

hot receptionist gets in last

tem said...

ocho, white, keller

The Closer (NOT!) said...

here is another one:

Dustin Keller vs Min
Randy Moss @ NYJ
Roddy white @ Cle
Boldin vs Den

BLUE said...

"hot receptionist gets in last"

this is the truth

Beth said...

"hot receptionist gets in last"
"this is the truth"

That's because she knows she can never be fired now as if she is she'll just sue Blue for sexual harassment.

It's slutty girl science.

BLUE said...

"That's because she knows she can never be fired now as if she is she'll just sue Blue for sexual harassment."

she doesn't work for me anymore...

i pawned her off on somebody else that she can try and sleep with

BLUE said...

I wouldn't play Boldin vs Denver.

Flacco sucks and Boldin will have Champ to deal with most of the day.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i pawned her off on somebody else that she can try and sleep with



Way to stay strong!

/Jug

BLUE said...

but also not sure how much Randy Moss will get to play this week with 3 days to prepare

BLUE said...

"Way to stay strong!"

aja she works for the CEO now who just broke up with his girlfriend...and is very "needy"...

although she's repulsed by him, i'm sure that he'll grow on her over time.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Jahvid Best vs Det or LDT vs Min?

BLUE said...

Ocho vs TB
Roddy white @ Cle
Dustin Keller vs Min

BLUE said...

Dustin Keller vs Min
Roddy white @ Cle
Boldin vs Den

only because Moss won't get a ton of PT this week, oh, and Revis

BLUE said...

well if Jahvid Best was playing Detroit, i'd pick him, but i'm sure he's not

so i'm not sure now

The Closer (NOT!) said...

so i'm not sure now


you meant what i knew

The Closer (NOT!) said...

rams

The Closer (NOT!) said...

dammit

BLUE said...

the local guys on the radio yesterday were talking about how awful the broncos o-line is at run blocking. One caller asked who the Broncos could get that might make the running game better...the answer: Barry Sanders

to which "Barry Sanders ain't walking through that door" was thrown out there.

BLUE said...

in that case, i'm going with Best vs the Rams because MN defense is the better

BLUE said...

but what do I know. i'm 1-2 in one league, and i think 1-3 in the other

BLUE said...

"our 3rd team could beat Boise State"


says the team that got rolled by Utah in the sugar bowl

The Closer (NOT!) said...

blue vs hot receptionist or jug vs cgjinf?

BLUE said...

i'd take jug in that battle

because he's persistent

BLUE said...

but what do i know i'm 0-1 in that category

tem said...

white, boldin, keller.

i dont trust moss yet.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Cowherd said the Reds are a fraud

BLUE said...

what kind of fraud?

that they aren't really a MLB team?

BLUE said...

roy halladay threw 25 pitches that weren't strikes, that's it.

i'd say, the reds just ran into a guy who was awesome...he'd have probably no-hit most teams with that stuff.

BLUE said...

blue is going golfing this afternoon...might be the last trip of the season (frowny face)

The Closer (NOT!) said...

he said they'd be a 4th place team in the AL East, that they are in the playoffs because someone had to win that division.

I'm not saying i agree with that, just repeating it

The Closer (NOT!) said...

he also said a lot of that stuff before the playoff started

The Closer (NOT!) said...

keef agrees

kod said...

"REALLY?!?!?!

/Kod

No."

-hilarity; I saw a stat that something like 16 of the past 17 teams who won game one won the series. I'm not giving up hope, but yikes....huge hill to climb now.

tem said...

they might be third place in the AL east.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Let's hope the rest of the Yanks pitching staff continues to suck

tem said...

of course hard to say what they'd be in the AL. maybe they'd get bonds to be their DH and they'd be roid awesome.

kod said...

especially hard in that we actually did pretty well against CC

-we got swept last year, even though we held the lead in all 3 games


-deja vu all over again

kod said...

and why the fuck was Thome in there and not Morneau; Gardie's a moron








ssssss

kod said...

truth be told, I didn't even catch one second the game; I didn't even know we lost until I came to the office today



times be tough for Kod these days you



woewoewoewoewoewoewoewoe

tem said...

what were you doing instead of game watching?

kod said...

date night with cm; Hot Tub Time Machine was brilliant IMO (ns)

tem said...

i get that in the mail from netflix today.

tem said...

if it is half as good as grease 2 then i will be happy.

kod said...

"if it is half as good as grease 2 then i will be happy."



well, let's not go overboard here; hard to measure up to the gold standard that is Grease 2

tem said...

damn, you had my hopes up by saying it was brilliant.

BLUE said...

"Hot Tub Time Machine was brilliant IMO (ns)"

I thought it was pretty good. But you have to have low hopes and not take it seriously

BLUE said...

cmblue hated it, but she has a heart of stone

tem said...

she is stone cone

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Lp is staying busy

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i just bought the human centipede movie...its surely going to suck

tem said...

SAS wwl doesn't have an el tardo article up on moss.

tem said...

i have no idea what the human centipede movie is

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I thought it was pretty good. But you have to have low hopes and not take it seriously"

yea, it was awesome because i assumed it would be awful

The Closer (NOT!) said...

cRap in the classroom

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, i picked up bradford vs. detroit to spot start for neckbeard because of baltimore, smat* or no

The Closer (NOT!) said...

human centipede


they say its the grease 2 of horror movies.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i have no idea what the human centipede movie is"

people surgially connected by sewing them ass to rectum

BLUE said...

"blue, i picked up bradford vs. detroit to spot start for neckbeard because of baltimore, smat* or no"

I'd say that's smart.

broncos have too much problems with protection and can't run the ball...they'll be lucky to get to 10 points

BLUE said...

last season the ravens punched them in the mouth the whole game

i see this as a 9-6 type game

tem said...

"people surgially connected by sewing them ass to rectum"

how would they poop?

tem said...

"people surgially connected by sewing them ass to rectum"

bible says it is mouth to ass sewing.

tem said...

mouth to ass makes sense.

the two chicks and a cup chicks would be down with being a centipede.

BLUE said...

they would enjoy the centipediness

tem said...

probably wouldn't even have to make them the head.

they'd sign up for middle duty

Spaceman Spiff said...

"bible says it is mouth to ass sewing."

pics ive seen looks like the head is in the as. but it was just the angle

mouth to as. makes cents*, they can breathe, but since it was a movie, logic didnt come into play

Spaceman Spiff said...

'ass to rectum', i meant head to rectum in my original comment

BLUE said...

that sounds like a great movie to buy

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"truth be told, I didn't even catch one second the game; I didn't even know we lost until I came to the office today"

so kod is not a twins fan, got it

The Closer (NOT!) said...

the cover says its 100% medically accurate

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, how does she enforce date night on a playoff game day of one of your teams, i know know youre not woe-ing about it or anything, but did she know about the game

The Closer (NOT!) said...

kod didn't want to see the twins lose to the yanks again

The Closer (NOT!) said...

The Yanks are the head of the human centipede...the Twins are right behind them

BLUE said...

the royals are towards the middle

BLUE said...

the phillies are the ass end

The Closer (NOT!) said...

and they volunteered for that

My Tesus tat is suite said...

re: human centipede movie

"Once the surgery is complete, the doctor tries to train the trio to perform tasks such as fetching newspapers"


pets suck

My Tesus tat is suite said...

the mess would be the neck/throat area

The Closer (NOT!) said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Weezer has been offered 10 million dollars to break up by a fan who says they used to be great but now they suck and it’s frustrating"

hilarity

BLUE said...

""Weezer has been offered 10 million dollars to break up by a fan who says they used to be great but now they suck and it’s frustrating""


blue will add to that fund

kod said...

"yea, how does she enforce date night on a playoff game day of one of your teams, i know know youre not woe-ing about it or anything, but did she know about the game"


-too long, painful, and woe-y to explain; But...I enforced it (not her), I purposely didn't tell her about the game until this morning; since I know she would have insisted I watch.

BLUE said...

so she's the twins fan in the family

kod said...

haha, pretty much

kod said...

"[Two] of the most startling developments in the blog, which should generate considerable excitement among fans were Nos. 28 and 31. What do those say? 28. Change Wizards' colors back to red, white and blue, which Leonsis said is "In-development." 31. Change Wizards' team name to Bullets, which Leonsis said is "Under consideration."

-good, they never should have changed Bullets in the first place (ns)

My Tesus tat is suite said...

wizard sleeve would be a better name

Spaceman Spiff said...

jay cutty out sunday. bears season went the other way fast

The Closer (NOT!) said...

jay cutty out sunday. bears season went the other way fast

Sucks. At least they are playing Carolina.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

The Human Centapide was horrible.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

centipide

The Closer (NOT!) said...

yeah

Mize said...

"-good, they never should have changed Bullets in the first place (ns)"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Great uniforms, great team name. Should have never been pussies and changed it.

JFreak said...

Broncos last 4 trips to Baltimore they've been outscored 111-39.

Keef said...

comment

The Closer (NOT!) said...

wall

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Go Rangers!

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Todd Collins will be our Jeff Hostetler.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Shields no hitter through 1

Keef said...

orlando cabrera is a whiny bitch

The Closer (NOT!) said...

perfect game actually

The Closer (NOT!) said...

orlando cabrera is a whiny bitch


^^^^^^

The Closer (NOT!) said...

softball tonight. we have played the early game 3 out of our first 4 games...tough to make for some

woe

Beth said...

Suite!* Through a perfect coming together of events, the firm's tickets for Sunday's game 3 between the Braves and Giants trickled down to me.

Now I just need to start working on the LOV sign to bring with me. (s)

Keef said...

"Suite!* Through a perfect coming together of events, the firm's tickets for Sunday's game 3 between the Braves and Giants trickled down to me. "


*fized

Beth said...

Hey, skills are skills.

Keef said...

this is true

Keef said...

"the firm's tickets for Sunday's game 3 between the Braves and Giants trickled down to me. "


Too bad its going to be a sweep so you won't get a chance to see it

/LP

Beth said...

Well I've already thought that if things really go bad for the Braves I'll be seeing Bobby Cox's last game.

kod said...

"Asked how much tougher the NFC will be with Moss in the equation, Finley said: "It's going to be alright. It's not going to be tough at all."


not tough at all, eh? I suppose Detroit was not tough at all for you guys last Sunday; or Chicago the week before either

The Closer (NOT!) said...

OV-ER RAT-ED


CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Keef said...

"OV-ER RAT-ED


CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP"


Yeah the Bears were getting way too much love

tem said...

"Now I just need to start working on the LOV sign to bring with me. (s)"

that's right, you already had it made, you don't need to work on it.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Texas up 1-0

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Yeah the Bears were getting way too much love


not by me, im a realist

Keef said...

19/20

Keef said...

13/30

Keef said...

28/39

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod why arent you in this

tem said...

19/20

kod said...

"kod why arent you in this"


I posted that vid on facebook last Columbus day (ns), and I probably will again on this one

tem said...

3/30

tem said...

13/39

tem said...

i am no good at sporcle

BLUE said...

"I posted that vid on facebook last Columbus day (ns), and I probably will again on this one"

whatever...if it weren't for chris columbus we wouldn't even be here...or we'd be speaking french

tem said...

i don't like columbus day. bankers and shit get the day off and that is it.

i have to go to work still. so fuck it.

kod said...

our office is open Columbus Day, but in return I get a floating holiday I can use any day of the year

that's really the only redeeming thing about that holiday

kod said...

"if it weren't for chris columbus we wouldn't even be here"


yeah, and I discovered electricity this morning when I flipped my light switch on

tem said...

no you didn't

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i have to go to work still. so fuck it.


i get tomorrow off...thanks Chris

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Rangers!

kod said...

"no you didn't"


exactly

tem said...

so you didn't discover electricity and if it weren't for columbus none of us would be here. got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

qualls is bad enough during the season why would you put him in a playoff game

kod said...

"and if it weren't for columbus none of us would be here. got it."


butterfly effect

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Is Lp posting tomorrow?

tem said...

i think the muslim starts tomorrow

tem said...

thanks for showing up tampa

tem said...

this is why nobody comes to your games

Spaceman Spiff said...

minny wont franchise moss next year.

i think if mcnabb doesnt get extended, he might go to minny and moss might stay then. depends on how this season goes

kod said...

"i think if mcnabb doesnt get extended, he might go to minny and moss might stay then. depends on how this season goes"


hmmm...McMahon, Moon, Ferrotte (sp?), Cunningham, George, Favre.....yeah, I think McNabb fits the profile

Keef said...

"i think the muslim starts tomorrow"


So LP is posting tomorrow. Got it

Keef said...

Larsen happy for Halladay on playoff no-hitter


Why wouldn't he be? Larsen still has the only perfect game

tem said...

Ha!

kod said...

ug, I hope the division series isn't NY/TB and Phi/Atl

lets get some new blood in there Reds, Twins, Rangers

Keef said...

Tampa is d-u-n

kod said...

Twins/Reds would be my first choice

Twins/Braves my second (just since 1991 was sooo epic)

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

It royally pisses me off when old man says General Cho chicken.

LOOK AT THE MENU

It is spelled T-S-O

SO

Keef said...

doesn't take much to royally piss you off, does it

Mize said...

Ignorance irks me more than anything.

Spaceman Spiff said...

General Cho chicken has a red sauce, makes your hands look bloody

Keef said...

don't ask why
don't ask whyyyyyyyyyyy
don't ask why
don't ask whyyyyyyyyyyy
don't ask why
don't ask why
16 candles down the drain

Mize said...

29/39

Mize said...

"General Cho chicken has a red sauce, makes your hands look bloody"


Heyoooo

kod said...

Got some pretty damn good news when I got home from work today.

The US Department Accepted me into the Legal Aid attorney student loan repayment program.

They will pay off my entire student loans in 2011, and every year Congress continues to appropriate money for the program over the next 6 years when my student loan is paid off in full.

Even if the funding isn't appropriated in whole or in part, getting next years loan paid off is suite itself.

Thanks Obama!

kod said...

*US Department of Education

Keef said...

aitch is on TBS right now`

Keef said...

congrats kod

Keef said...

on the loan situation, not the Twins

kod said...

thanks Keith


Yeah, it made the Twins loss easier to handle.

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

huh?

JFreak said...

He said goodbye.

kod said...

kind of an odd time; I didn't think he was around

JFreak said...

This game is boring.

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