Friday, October 29, 2010

If you bang girl ass and like it better than girl pussy are you gay?

Put San Fran's park on that list. How did we miss that one? She's a beaut.
Is Matt Cain serious with that clown hair? Is Mark Lowe Derek Lowe's brother? So the sandlot boys are 2-0 huh. This World Series reminds me of the 2006 Series when the Cards beat the heavy favorite Tiggers...after the Tiggers came into the show guns blazing they completely unraveled and Cards had no problem taking it. Maybe Arlington will help revive the Rangers. I don't care who wins as long as it gets to a Game 6. I'm really enjoying God Bless America live from Pac Bell Park.

My NBA predcition is anyone cares.....Juan Uribe looks like he eats alot.

When I first tasted Maple Brown Sugar Pop Tarts I nealry cam in my pants.

NFL Picks :

Miami (+2) @ Cincy - Road dogs. 3-0 on road. Cincy not very good in real life and ATS, 3-11 past 14 games. And Miami's running game hasn't really clicked yet.

Jax @ Dallas (-6.5) - Jon Kitna baby! Jacksonville is an awful ATS road team going 2-8 over the past 10 road games. Don't let the Denver win and Indy win fool you guys. They lose games by an average of 23 points.

Washington (+2.5) over Detroit - Weird line. I guess because the Jim Zorn edition of the skins would always lose the "At Inferior Team" game every year.

Buffalo @ KC (-7.5) - Not sure what happened in Baltimore last week but I'm getting hooked on laying points for a Chief team. Been awhile. Feels wrong.

Carolina @ St. Louis (-3) - The Spagnuolo's are unstoppable at home. Almost, 3-1.

Green Bay (+6) @ NYJ - Jets may be 5-1 but they haven't really set the world on fire. They have pretty much scraped by and spotting Rodgers 6 is a bet I'd make time and time again. I do worry about all the injuries they have though.

Denver (+1) @ San Francisco (but really London) - Fuck this shit.

Titans @ Chargers (-3) - Is it December yet? /Chargers

Seattle @ Oakland (-2.5) - Outside of the shitty Bears the Seahawks won't win another road game.

Minnesota @ New England (-5.5) -Blame Farve all you want, and I like to but that defensive line is not playing nearly as good as it did last year. All of a sudden you can move the William fat asses and Jared Allen absolutely stinks right now. If Childress is smart (he's not) he'd give Peterson the ball 30 times. It's his only shot at winning.

Tampa Bay @ Arizona (-3) - Fuck this shit. The Sequel.

Pittsburgh @ Saints (-1) - Can bet against the voodoo town on Halloween night right? What the hell happened to Brees last week? Seriously what the fuck.

Houston @ Indy (-5.5) - Revenge at the oil drum.

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Beth said...

I'm biased when it comes to keef but that bias is against him, so if I think he won the bet yesterday then it's probably pretty clear he won.

But where was H yesterday? I was hoping to see some Boston-sized taunting of keef from H.

Jugdish said...

get ready for double As. today

Beth said...

Double is a very conservative estimate I think.

Beth said...

How was your yog last evening jug? I know 40 yards is too tough so I'm sure you do something longer cause it's easier - how far do you go when you yog?

Jugdish said...

Yog was OK yesterday. I usually run about 3 miles. they give us time during the week to workout, which is suite. I need to start adding some mileage now that its cooling off

Jugdish said...

"If you bang girl ass and like it better than girl pussy are you gay?"



you may not be gay, but you're at least a step closer to being gay

Jugdish said...

A furgus is 4 pieces of bacon inside a waffle with syrup at waffle house...i must have this

El Padrino said...

"you may not be gay, but you're at least a step closer to being gay"

that's what im thinking, my herp boy is gay i think

its good we dont talk much anymore

El Padrino said...

keef won

o:fb

Beth said...

"I need to start adding some mileage now that its cooling off"

I love when it gets cooler. All of a sudden you just get faster without even having to work for it.

El Padrino said...

damn texas only got shuout 5 times the whole year

El Padrino said...

Mom kills baby for interrupting game of 'Farmville'...


disgusting

El Padrino said...

Man Arrested With 2,000 Diamonds In Stomach...


cmon rev, jesus

Jugdish said...

I love when it gets cooler. All of a sudden you just get faster without even having to work for it.


yeah, and that's good for me since I've been taking it slow.

Jugdish said...

cmon rev, jesus



aitch

El Padrino said...

"Shot Of Novo-Cain"

Really WWL? Really?

Jugdish said...

cnnsi had "Yes We Cain!"


they're trying to keep up

Beth said...

"yeah, and that's good for me since I've been taking it slow."

Do you have any other speeds right now?

Jugdish said...

not really, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to see some midget wrestling tonight

Beth said...

Oh you have to take pictures for LOV.

And you have to at least once call out "Go EP!".

Jugdish said...

damn...time to pay bills


i hate being an adult

Jugdish said...

Oh you have to take pictures for LOV.

And you have to at least once call out "Go EP!".



i want to bring my flip cam too.

tem said...

there is 0 way to tell if keith lost.

as.ness is all in the interpretation of what was written. none of us know his intent other than him. i don't think you can just take his word for it or h's word for it because they were the ones betting.

so nobody wins because it is impossible to determine a winner.

tem said...

i ran 3 miles on the treadmill on monday and thursday.

3 miles each time, not total.

tem said...

"If you bang girl ass and like it better than girl pussy are you gay?"


i'd have to say you are at least bi.

tem said...

"All of a sudden you just get faster without even having to work for it."

obviously jug hates this.

Beth said...

EP may get silenced.

Beth said...

Hey the above link was just about silencing EP, not all of LOV.

Aitch said...

There were a couple of borderline comments, but overall Keith was very non-as. like. He won fair and square.

tem said...

chicks in NY think it is cute when el pad does it because they think he is 7yrs old.

JFreak said...

It's Friday, and that means we have the Not Top Ten for you.

Jugdish said...

chicks in NY think it is cute when el pad does it because they think he is 7yrs old.



like the little chubby kid on The Man Show

Jugdish said...

anyone see Jackass 3D yet?

tem said...

no, taking it slow with movies for awhile.

Beth said...

For some reason the taking it slow era still hasn't gotten old for me.

El Padrino said...

my uncle last monday night said that Nolan ryan was the most overrated pitcher in the history of the game

that only because of his 7 no hitters he's viewed as one of the best ever

so i was like what about the 5700 strikeouts and he was like if you pitch long enough anyone can do it

El Padrino said...

i was arguing that this guy was throwing 100 in a time when throwing a 100 wasnt happening oftern and he did it when he was over 40 years old

i can see the overrated argument but cmon the guy deserves any accolades he gets

El Padrino said...

my uncle had one good point, he never won a Cy Young award

tem said...

"the most overrated pitcher in the history of the game"

gooden

El Padrino said...

so im going over ryans stats now

one thing i noticed is that his first name is Lynn

so good thing Nolan was his middle name

El Padrino said...

"the most overrated pitcher in the history of the game"

gooden





gfy, wadr

El Padrino said...

that was nice bait tem

i almost exploded through this monitor to choke you out

El Padrino said...

"In 1986, Ryan's Astros faced the New York Mets in the National League Championship Series. Ryan had a shaky start in Game 2, taking the loss. He returned in Game 5, throwing 9 innings of 2-hit, 1-run, 12-strikeout ball. However, one of those hits was a Darryl Strawberry home run which tied the game at 1–1, as Dwight Gooden matched Ryan pitch for pitch. Ryan got a no-decision as his Astros lost in 12 innings."





FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BLUE said...

Nolan Ryan was the greatest ever

El Padrino said...

yeah some people say that

El Padrino said...

mc donalds night, wolfs coming over

we celebrate the mc rib

tem said...

"that was nice bait tem

i almost exploded through this monitor to choke you out"


awesome. that was the effect i was going for.

BLUE said...

"yeah some people say that"

most people

BLUE said...

that's like saying, some people think Michael Jordan was the best ever

BLUE said...

or some people think Barry Sanders was the best ever

BLUE said...

"yes we cain"

somebody had that sign at the game last night

BLUE said...

"melo hints it's time for a change"


hints? he said "for me, it's time for a change"

that's not a hint

El Padrino said...

"or some people think Barry Sanders was the best ever"

but hes not

mike jordan, everyone knows his the best ever

every other "best ever" arguments are mixed

tem said...

grease 2 was the best ever

El Padrino said...

some people say sandy koufax or walter johnson or tom seaver or matthewson or young or carlton

its never always ryan

same thing with running backs

jim brown seems to be the most popular answer

Jugdish said...

new sg up

Jugdish said...

im reading it slowly

Jugdish said...

For some reason the taking it slow era still hasn't gotten old for me.


Damn!

/cgbid

Beth said...

"im reading it slowly"

Hey, me too!!

/steve

tem said...

beth has surely put out by now for new guy.

Beth said...

Maybe HE'S taking it slow. I could be dating the Georgia version of Jug.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Put San Fran's park on that list. How did we miss that one? "

think a couple people said that

when i passed by it whilst in SF just looking at the outside made me want to go in, first time i had seen a stadium integrated into the city where its right on the street, came out of nowhere, shit was suite

going to fed ex field for the skins game was awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I nealry cam in my pants."

upload the vid from the cam?

/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is Matt Cain serious with that clown hair?"

fear the top of the head beard

Spaceman Spiff said...

pot luck today, pumped

Spaceman Spiff said...

other league

ronnie brown, legarret blount or donald brown

fuck bye weeks

ronnie brown sucks so much, he should be the 100% obvious play here but he's not

tem said...

"Maybe HE'S taking it slow. I could be dating the Georgia version of Jug."

doubtful

tem said...

i think brown in the play.

BLUE said...

"but hes not"

but he is

tem said...

*brown is the play

BLUE said...

"when i passed by it whilst in SF just looking at the outside made me want to go in, first time i had seen a stadium integrated into the city where its right on the street, came out of nowhere, shit was suite "

yeah, it's an awesome location

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP switch your focus from china to japan

Spaceman Spiff said...

ronnie brown it is

Spaceman Spiff said...

unless tem meant donald, dont think he did

BLUE said...

china hilarity in the office the other day.

CEO: I'm sure we can get them cheaper, i'm sure China would do it for half that price

CFO: ok, so i'll call China

blue: anyone in particular or just call the country and ask if they can make them cheaper.


blue: ah, hello mr. Chin can you make this for me cheap?

CEO: ::not amused::

CFO: hilarity

tem said...

i did not mean donald.

tem said...

we use china for lots of stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

aitch on the left

El Padrino said...

yeah japan is way ahead in the world when it comes to robots

they fuck them too

El Padrino said...

aitch on the left

quilarity*

El Padrino said...

Camden Yards is suite

kod said...

"If you bang girl ass and like it better than girl pussy are you gay?"


no, it means you are normal

El Padrino said...

sg starts with heat article already

great

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Love that Nolan Ryan is throwing out the 1st pitch to Game 3 of WS. If I'm at Fox, I tell him to throw as hard as he can & clock it."

would be suite if he throws some heat

Spaceman Spiff said...

whitlock on ND/kelly

Spaceman Spiff said...

"At 3:22 PM, Declan Sullivan's Twitter feed got this post:

"Gusts of wind up to 60 mph. Well today will be fun at work. I guess I've lived long enough."

Ironically, somewhat prophetic. Later, at 4:06 PM, Declan Sullivan Tweeted this:

"Holy f***. Holy f***. This is terrifying."
"

terrible

El Padrino said...

no picks from sg?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"(PS: Short Week 8 pix column coming late today.)"

Jugdish said...

no picks from sg?


he was waiting to read today's post

El Padrino said...

beef rules vegans!

Keef said...

"get ready for double As. today"


nah

BLUE said...

"would be suite if he throws some heat"

he brought it big time in the ALCS

Keef said...

"I was hoping to see some Boston-sized taunting of keef from H."


^^^

Keef said...

"cnnsi had "Yes We Cain!"


they're trying to keep up"


I saw about a dozen signs that said that during the game last night. So cnnsi isn't even original

Jugdish said...

i didn't see any of the game last night...had a softball game

Keef said...

"aitch on the left"

ha

BLUE said...

"i didn't see any of the game last night...had a softball game"

apology accepted

Keef said...

"would be suite if he throws some heat"

Like blue said, Nolan threw out a 1st pitch during the NLCS. Lookt* like it was at least 80mph

El Padrino said...

ghost hunters

so fucking retarded

Spaceman Spiff said...

who ya gonna call

El Padrino said...

The Country’s Most Dangerous Cities

1. Memphis, Tenn.

2. St. Louis, Mo.

3. Kansas City, Mo.

4. Detroit, Mi.

5. Miami, Fla.

6. Tulsa, Okla.

7. Nashville-Davidson, Tenn.

8. Indianapolis, Ind.

9. Oklahoma City, Okla.

10. Stockton, Calif.

Keef said...

Damn right INdy is on that list. It's 92% hispanic

/freak

JFreak said...

"Nolan threw out a 1st pitch during the NLCS"

Why would he do that?

JFreak said...

"first time i had seen a stadium integrated into the city where its right on the street"

Thanks Wrigley.

Keef said...

"Why would he do that?"

I meant in 1986

Jugdish said...

they just mentioned the foot long mozz on viva la bam

Keef said...

Aren't most stadiums right on a street?

BLUE said...

"Aren't most stadiums right on a street?"

some are on avenues or boulevards

BLUE said...

or have huge parking lots surrounding them.

JFreak said...

"I meant in 1986"

That's a long time ago.

JFreak said...

Miller Park is in the middle of a forest.

BLUE said...

"Miller Park is in the middle of a forest."

next to the zoo

El Padrino said...

"Aren't most stadiums right on a street?"

as.

you know what spiff meant

BLUE said...

was reading a list of best places to live

Madison, Wisconsin was on there and one of the features was they have a free zoo.

what the fuck is with Sconnie and their zoos

El Padrino said...

turner field is like off the interstate, you could pass that shit and not even notice

JFreak said...

I feel bad for sportswriters that have to cover the WNBA.

Keef said...

"what the fuck is with Sconnie and their zoos"

When you don't have shit you need to advertise aything you gots

Keef said...

"I feel bad for sportswriters that have to cover the WNBA."


I'll fucking eat you

/rev

Keef said...

"turner field is like off the interstate, you could pass that shit and not even notice"

I said most. Hell, even the Dbags lousy stadium is in the middle of downtown

El Padrino said...

sun life or joe robbie or landshark stadium or pro player is off of 1-95 as well

Jugdish said...

I said most. Hell, even the Dbags lousy stadium is in the middle of downtown


minute maid too

kod said...

"what the fuck is with Sconnie and their zoos"



I dunno; but apparently it bumped them ahead of Mpls/St. Paul on that list

Keef said...

"sun life or joe robbie or landshark stadium or pro player is off of 1-95 as well"


most

Jugdish said...

I'll fucking eat you

/rev



haha

El Padrino said...

most

yeah i know, just naming more for no reason

Jugdish said...

most


He's back!

/aitch

kod said...

"Love, who appeared poised for a breakout year after an impressive preseason, played less than 9 minutes in the second half because coach Kurt Rambis preferred Tolliver's energy and defense.

"He's made it obvious to everybody that if you play hard, you're going to play and if you play defense, you're going to play," Tolliver said.

Love, who fumed openly last season at his sixth man role, was not available for comment after the game. He finished with 11 points and 10 boards. Rambis said the decision had more to do with Tolliver's exceptional play than anything Love was doing wrong."


-Dude gets a double/double despite playing only 9 minutes in the second half, but he's not playing hard? or not playing defense?
-I swear Rambis has something personal against Love.

Keef said...

Kurt needs to wear the goggles on the sideline

Jugdish said...

Velvetta owes me BIG time!

Jugdish said...

100 coolest sports logos

Jugdish said...

Velvetta owes me BIG time!


/rev



phixed

BLUE said...

reve is a cheeze whiz guy

Jugdish said...

High five!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
you know what spiff meant"

DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

you know what spiff meant"

DOUBLE DRAGON


highways are streets


/As.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"-I swear Rambis has something personal against Love."

fa sho

Spaceman Spiff said...

staples is on the street too, i didnt word it right, but it isnt the same

Keef said...

"High five!"


It's gotta be your bull

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rex Ryan said 'We're in the win business' twice when asked why CB Kyle Wilson's playing time has dwindled."

kick to the midsection, the stunner

rex cracks open a beer

tem said...

suicide pick in my $$ league is KC

tem said...

"Like blue said, Nolan threw out a 1st pitch during the NLCS"

why did he for the NLCS?

Spaceman Spiff said...

good pick, KC should score at least 4 TDs

tem said...

i'm hoping buf doesn't play like they did last week.

JFreak said...

"why did he for the NLCS?"

Must be an echo in here.

Keef said...

"why did he for the NLCS?"


Ask freak

Aitch said...

"But where was H yesterday? I was hoping to see some Boston-sized taunting of keef from H."

At the risk of being accused of woe, I had a rough day yesterday. I'm sad I wasn't able to bait Keith, but you guys definitely did an admirable job baiting him on my behalf.

Keef said...

The only solution is to start drinking

Keef said...

that's mostly ns

Keef said...

I need to practice my pee wee herman mannerisms

JFreak said...

The club can't even handle me right now.

Keef said...

h, I saw your text the other night. I didn't text back because I only have 250/mo on my plan and my boss sends me 200 and tem sends me 50

El Padrino said...

"At the risk of being accused of woe, I had a rough day yesterday."

that never stopped meiz before

Keef said...

"The club can't even handle me right now."

OK flo

El Padrino said...

unlimited text is like $7

Keef said...

nothing stops mize because he's so smooth

Aitch said...

""If you bang girl ass and like it better than girl pussy are you gay?"


no, it means you are normal"

If kod is saying it is normal, it means you're gay. Got it.

Hey there!

JFreak said...

"tem sends me 50"

tem sounds needy.

Keef said...

"unlimited text is like $7"

Or $30. If it was $7 I would have it. It's $5 for 250, $30 for unlimited

tem said...

nah, i bet you have them down pat already

JFreak said...

"If kod is saying it is normal, it means you're gay. Got it."

I almost said something similar, but decided to let it slide. You're a better man than I.

tem said...

"tem sends me 50"


this is untrue, but funny.

tem said...

i read it as kod was joking by saying it was normal.

self deprecating (sp?) humor from kod

El Padrino said...

"Or $30. If it was $7 I would have it. It's $5 for 250, $30 for unlimited"

sounds like the worst phone plan ever, 3 years ago it was $10 (verizon)

Jugdish said...

Or $30. If it was $7 I would have it. It's $5 for 250, $30 for unlimited


i have tmobile...94/mo is what i py for everything, unlimited texts, internet, and minutes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Derek Holland says he has never experienced anything like he did in Game 2, when he could simply not throw strikes."

first WS appearance may have something to do with it, just a little

Jugdish said...

nothing stops mize because he's so smooth



always funny

Jugdish said...

nothing stops mize because he's so smooth



and except with the cubs chick

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Delonte West has been livid with Von Wafer for days, source says, and Hoopsworld.com reports it escalated into fight at facility today."

wafer better vest up and better have his domuts

El Padrino said...

holland was shook

El Padrino said...

had the ankiel look

Aitch said...

"I swear Rambis has something personal against Love."

That line sounds like hilarity out of context...

Sobbing Kod: "Why does Rambis have a problem with love????"

Aitch said...

"h, I saw your text the other night. I didn't text back because I only have 250/mo on my plan and my boss sends me 200 and tem sends me 50"

It's cool, homie. Sorry to cost you $0.10...

Aitch said...

You gonna make with a name/pic? I will keep it through 11/30/10

El Padrino said...

hopefully alderson roids up the Mets

Aitch said...

oh wait, you have unlimited name changes. Should have told you that part was $30, then you wouldn't have gone for it.

Aitch said...

"The only solution is to start drinking"

Alcohol costs $$. Spending $$ right now would increase my woe.

Aitch said...

"i read it as kod was joking by saying it was normal."

Did you fire your reader?

Aitch said...

Budget cuts in Temhio?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Alcohol costs $$. Spending $$ right now would increase my woe."

you telling me you dont always have a bottle of jameson at home

Aitch said...

"and except with the cubs chick"

Yea he was TEO with Cubs Chick.

Aitch said...

"My uncle died so fuck you for guit tripping me!"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"North Korea fired over its heavily fortified southern border Friday, and South Korea retaliated in a rare instance of their cold war turning hot less than two weeks before President Barack Obama and other world leaders are due in Seoul for a global economic summit."

Aitch said...

"you telling me you dont always have a bottle of jameson at home"

Was emptied yesterday. Replacement bottle will have to wait until Monday.

Aitch said...

guit = guilt

tem said...

"Budget cuts in Temhio?"

yeah, thanks obama

El Padrino said...

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.”

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:

'Turner Brown'?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

Spaceman Spiff said...

relax meiz

Jugdish said...

relax meiz



chuckle

Spaceman Spiff said...

WWA

awesome

Todd Packer said...

"The little white Irishman says"

why's it got to be an irish guy?

Todd Packer said...

"relax meiz"

funny

Jugdish said...

"The little white Irishman says"

why's it got to be an irish guy?



and why's it got to be a little guy?

/kod

Todd Packer said...

WT*WA

*fixed

Jugdish said...

kod is finding who ordered the kod* red today

Aitch said...

Where did everyone go??

tem said...

nap time

tem said...

yep, nap time

Keef said...

"You gonna make with a name/pic? I will keep it through 11/30/10"

No time to look now but I'll have your 1st name/pic later today

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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