Friday, October 22, 2010

I leave my index finger nail a little longer than the others to pick my nose.

So Oregon is good huh?. Phillies and Yanks both push Game 6's. How does Vincent Jackson go back to the Chargers. They dogged him. Lebron keeps whining about angry fans or something like that. Cry me a river doucher. There is this show on called Lottery changed my life and it's a bunch of people that won the lottery across the country and you know what they talk about? Woe. They fucking woe. This one dude from New Mexico won 62.8MM on powerball and he's complaining he gets letters from people to help them. And woe's about his family. WFT. Is this show prduced by Aitch? And created by Meiz? Mo money mo problems I guess. Biggie nerve* lied. Oh yeah Duke is #1. Steve should be coming out from his retarded rock soon.

NFL PICKS

Cincinnatti @ Atlanta (-3.5) - I think Matt Ryan is like 16-2 or something silly like that at the Georgia dome so I'm gonna ride that. Hate the hook though. Hate it.

Washington (+3) over Chicago - Still not sure how they lost to the Seahawks, didn't catch much of that game but remember when we were talking about the Bears as being an NFC force? That was fun. McNabb loves playing home (Chicago). They tell me he's from there.

Philly @ Tennessee (-3) - Titans know how to beat NFC East teams. Or even NFC opponents in general. They haven't lost in 2 years to an NFC team (11-0). I like them at home and I like them even more if Kerry Collins plays. I'm not kidding. It will force the Eagles to REALLY respect the passing game since Collins can wing it.

Jacksonville @ KC (pick em) - Freebie. No line here because Bauman is the starter for Jax. KC is going to mash them. They are quite the frisky team this year. And it's real. If they had a real QB I'd go out on a limb and say they would cause playoff ruckus. But they don't.

Pittsburgh @ Miami (+3) - One, I like home dogs. Feel like I have an advantage when I take home points. Two, I can't, no matter how much I try, I can't stop loving this Dolphin team despite the mediocre 3-2 record. Three, Miami hasn't won at home yet.

Cleveland @ New Orleans (-13) - First he goes to Pittsburgh (on the very day Big Ben returns) then he goes to the Superdome. Welcome to the NFL Colt McCoy. Baptism by fire? Is that the saying?

St. Louis @ Tampa (-3) - I hope Red Zone channel blacks this game out.

San Fran (-3)
@ Carolina - Panthers stink. Next question.

Buffalo @ Baltimore (-13) - Ass whooping. 38-6 final. Someone might die.

Arizona (+5.5) @ Seattle - Hawks really don't have business giving points. Arizona had a week off to get Max Hall acclimated to the offense and I think they will be hanging around all game, probably even get a win. Beanie Wells day. I feel it.

Oakland (+8) @ Denver - Broncos win but 8 points? Oakland is 6-2 ATS in this series the past 8 games. Oakland has actually won the past 2 out of 3 games they've played outright so I'm a little confused about the line.

New England (+3) over Chargers - www.fuckthechargers.com

Minnesota @ Green Bay (-3) - Revenge a year later. I just see every Packer who dresses plays lights out, from special teams to defense to offense. I think they play above their ability just to get the Farve monkey off thier back.

Giants (+3) @ Cowboys - It's the Dallas season on the line. Never would I imagine that the Giants could theoretically (AHIK) eliminate the Cowboys from contention during Week 7. But they could and I hope they seize the moment.

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Jugdish said...

Steve should be coming out from his retarded rock soon.



chuckle

Jugdish said...

i love football fridays on sports talk radio.

El Padrino said...

i love fridays .

El Padrino said...

the . = period

ICYDK

El Padrino said...

my boss is so paranoid, i know now why this cat isnt married

El Padrino said...

i bet he cant trust a woman

BLUE said...

does he trust you?

Jugdish said...

RE: lottery woe


parents of a kid i went to high school with won the lotto. Next thing you know their kids are driving Dodge Stealths to school.

their money didn't last long

tem said...

something like 80% of the big lottery winners go broke in less than 8 years.

tem said...

the lottery is basically just a voluntary tax poor people pay.

Jugdish said...

Jug does not play the lottery

Jugdish said...

so chances of me winning it are pretty slim

Beth said...

"does he trust you?"

ISWYDT.

tem said...

they are pretty much the same as someone who did play.

BLUE said...

i've decided I hate my job and i'm going to woe about it from now on

BLUE said...

actual phone call this morning:

cmblue: There is a cow in our back yard

blue: ok, so call the police and they'll get rid of it

cmblue: i'm not calling the police, what should I do

blue: put him on the phone, i'll tell him to go home.

tem said...

i win.


/hot receptionist that never takes a good picture so maybe isn't really hot

El Padrino said...

live cattle is a commodity blue, keep that shit

milk it

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tem said...

did the cow leave?

the cow is probably bgblue's friend. she called him to come over.

she didn't really know that you shouldn't call cows for playdates. you should have told her that ahead of time.

BLUE said...

"/hot receptionist that never takes a good picture so maybe isn't really hot"

curse of the cell phone camera pics

El Padrino said...

live cattle $146.50 per hundred weight blue

kill that fucker son

tem said...

tem UFC picks:

Patrick Cote vs. Tom Lawlor

Cote in a slight upset I think.

Michael Guymon vs. Daniel Roberts

Umm, Guymon? I don't know these guys.

Sam Stout vs. Paul Taylor

Stout should KO Taylor

Gilbert Yvel vs. Jon Madsen

Yvel in a boring ass decision. He is old and cagey and will just hang around and win. These are heavyweights and not top of the line ones, so they will be tired by the middle of round 2.


Dongi Yang vs. Chris Camozzi

I'll pick the same guy El Pad would pick. Dongi wins. Bt really I haven't heard of these two.

BLUE said...

"live cattle $146.50 per hundred weight blue

kill that fucker son"

If I kill it, then it wouldn't be Live Cattle.

tem said...

More UFC picks:

Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez

I want Lesnar to lose, but I don't think he will. His new beard is gross. This should be a great fight though. I am going to buy the PPV. Of course that means this might will suck. I haven't ever bought a good PPV.

Jake Shields vs. Martin Kampmann

Sheilds first fight in the octogon, no way they give him someone he shouldn't beat. He'll beat Kampmann because the UFC wouldn't dare let him lose.

Paulo Thiago vs. Diego Sanchez

Deigo Sanchez seems like a crazy mofo. He is a small Welterweight though, so that is bad news. I predict this fight will have lots of Sanchez running around like crazy and not really doing anything. Thiago will sit there and counter and the judges will flip a coin. I'll say the judges give it the sanchez b/c he'll look like he is doing more stuff.

Tito Ortiz vs. Matt Hamill

Hamill is deaf and has about the same cardio I do. If Tito shows up with any cardio he wins in round 3 or late 2. This fight should have lots of clinch activity and Hamill should get the best of that. Since I have to make a pick, I guess, I'll say Hamill pulls off the win because Ortiz won't be in great shape.

Brendan Schaub vs. Gabriel Gonzaga

Gonzaga is like a box of chocolates....Anyway, he'll either kick Schaub's ass or get his ass kicked. Schaub is not related to Matt Schaub (actually I don't know that) so he wins.

tem said...

""live cattle $146.50 per hundred weight blue

kill that fucker son"

If I kill it, then it wouldn't be Live Cattle."

CATCH 22

El Padrino said...

If I kill it, then it wouldn't be Live Cattle."

right, so sell it live

but if you kill it you get to sell the carcass which is almost as high

Keef said...

"Vegas is grate*"


I call BS

/mize

Keef said...

"ICYDK"


THYSIRL*

Keef said...

"Next thing you know their kids are driving Dodge Stealths to school."


Whoa, slow down there, big spenders

s

Keef said...

I think if I win the lotto, AHIK*, I'm going to buy a fleet of Mitsubishi 3000 GTs

Keef said...

Stern wants NBA player salaries cut



In other news, players want player salaries increased

El Padrino said...

"ICYDK"


THYSIRL*

in case you didnt know

Keef said...

Oh I did know. My ass called somebody

El Padrino said...

yummy, marijuana

Spaceman Spiff said...

sharapova engaged to the machine, guess she needed a tall euro

Spaceman Spiff said...

another pwned

hilarity

tem said...

hilarious

BLUE said...

damn zorses

Jugdish said...

Whoa, slow down there, big spenders

s


its not like it was 2010...it was 1992...and he had 3 kids.

BLUE said...

dodge stealths are awesome

tem said...

NFL emphasis on hitting receivers high is going to make more defenders go low.

Knee injuries for WRs are going to sky rocket now because defenders are going low.

BLUE said...

"Knee injuries for WRs are going to sky rocket now because defenders are going low."

somebody will die on the field becuase of a severed femural artery

Jugdish said...

i have no choice but to go low.


/Lp

tem said...

el pad's helmet to knee hits are vicious.

Jugdish said...

if there is a device that I can plug my iPod into I immediately like it better.

Spaceman Spiff said...

False, I go helmet to cup

/EP

Jugdish said...

The BX is now selling flavored whipped cream that has an 18.25% alcohol content.

El Padrino said...

wow that horse took that bitch to the woodshed

Spaceman Spiff said...

dallas clark officially done

El Padrino said...

O:FI

BLUE said...

take that Dallas, you losers

El Padrino said...

"Michael Chiarello and Ryan Seacrest Work on New Food Show"

fucking seacrest has become a BEAST in the entertainment industry

El Padrino said...

giant fucking wall

El Padrino said...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

El Padrino said...

you can beat your wife if you want

dirtbags

El Padrino said...

ha funny i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

just put a helmet on her and give her a concussion

tem said...

"if there is a device that I can plug my iPod into I immediately like it better."

take it slow

El Padrino said...

simmons up

Jugdish said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

SG: I bet it took longer to type that e-mail.


funny

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago


Jug: I thought I told you to take it slow!!! You never listen.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

H: That was just a Simpson's episode.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

TJW: Yeah I fucked that bitch before too.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

Beth: I knew you were a virgin.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

Freak: I can't wait until that's me writing that email.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago


El Pad, Keith, Blue: Don't get married to her.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

TP - I remember when I lost mine in 1897.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

Steve - Go Duke.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago


Kod - Hey there

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

Spiff - Yeah I already posted the pics of it online.

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago


tem: Did you tell her that the cock is down there if she wants to ride it?

tem said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago



Meiz: It's all downhill from there buddy.

El Padrino said...

good stuff

El Padrino said...

Q: I'm a teenager and I just lost my virginity. The first person I am telling is you.
-- Joe, Chicago

Tem : Did you rumple the bedskirt? Hope not :(.

tem said...

i had no idea what to write for kod.

tem said...

This one made me EL OH EL

Q: My wife thinks you're sexist. I told her to shut up.
-- Brett, Cabot, Ark.

El Padrino said...

Deanna Favre issued a statement: "Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me, but you know Brett... They were intercepted.

lol

BLUE said...

damn farve hilarity

Keef said...

"its not like it was 2010...it was 1992...and he had 3 kids."

So what's that, like $50k?

Keef said...

aja, I know what you're saying. Just being an as.

Keef said...

"i had no idea what to write for kod."


kod: Yeah, I remember when I lost mine. Dude was awsome*

Keef said...

I don't get the NFL video that shows hits. They show a Ray Lewis hit that is supposed to be a "good" hit, but it still looks like he's launching towards the WR

BLUE said...

"I don't get the NFL video that shows hits. They show a Ray Lewis hit that is supposed to be a "good" hit, but it still looks like he's launching towards the WR"

they were just happy he didn't have a knife this time

tem said...

you can launch into their chest with your shoulder....aparrently...i guess.

BLUE said...

but no knives

tem said...

knives are bad

BLUE said...

i haven't watched the video, but i'm going to make accusations based on what i've heard.

the narrator guy says this hit is not acceptable, then shows the exact same hit, but only it was Ray Lewis, and says "that's cool"

BLUE said...

yeah, we get it...ray lewis is a good tackler...whoopdeefricken doo.

Jugdish said...

Deanna Favre issued a statement: "Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me, but you know Brett... They were intercepted.


hilarity. im posting that on FB. i have time for that shit.

Jugdish said...

So what's that, like $50k?


point was they were throwing their money around...didn't last long

Jugdish said...

Cassel vs Jax or Rivers vs NE?

Jugdish said...

Q: Do you agree that Joe Buck's porn name would be "Joe Buck"?
-- Tom, Pittsburgh

BLUE said...

fucking Tem

tem said...

Joe Buck's porn name would be Joe Homo

tem said...

or Homo Buck

tem said...

or Joe Bottom

tem said...

or Quick Draw McGraw

El Padrino said...

hilarity. im posting that on FB. i have time for that shit.

cite me or i'll sue

El Padrino said...

Cassel vs Jax or Rivers vs NE?

Y S, J?

Jugdish said...

Just went out to the flightline to check out some of the planes for the air show and one of the A-10's were rehearsing. The narrator who was talking through the maneuvers mentioned the pilots name...Major Brian Cross-Dresser


ns

poor bastard

El Padrino said...

"Joe Buck's porn name would be Joe Homo"

Joe Fuchs

El Padrino said...

"ns

poor bastard"

at least he's a military pilot and not some weenie accountant

Jugdish said...

Y S, J?



my brother said the same thing...but Jax is bad against the pass coming off a short week. also he is projected to do better than Rivers on some charts. kicking it around

Keef said...

"Cassel vs Jax or Rivers vs NE?"

rivers

Jugdish said...

at least he's a military pilot and not some weenie accountant



But he is Major Cross-Dresser

El Padrino said...

"my brother said the same thing...but Jax is bad against the pass coming off a short week. also he is projected to do better than Rivers on some charts. kicking it around"

yeah kick it around then go with rivers mkay

Keef said...

"cite me or i'll sue"


Like you would even know

El Padrino said...

"But he is Major Cross-Dresser"

pronounced Dres-ieh, i would say if it were me

El Padrino said...

"Like you would even know"

cmep son

Keef said...

LP's least favorite NFLer

Jugdish said...

pronounced Dres-ieh, i would say if it were me


i'd just pick one of those, get rid of the hyfen*

El Padrino said...

keef i ran into a situation on the kielbasa but i'm working on it, the place i wanted to get it from doesnt ship it anywhere, in fact they really dont even talk english so i should have known

so as soon as i figure out how to send this shit you'll know

Jugdish said...

dick in a box

El Padrino said...

pretty much it will look like that, i might include some cantaloupes to make it look like the whole package

tem said...

el pad knows dick in a box

Jugdish said...

keef

El Padrino said...

i like this site

tem said...

is it about dong?

Keef said...

"so as soon as i figure out how to send this shit you'll know"

cool

kod said...

someone should tell the Amish not to take their horse and buggies out on the shoulder of County Road-2 lane highways. Almost took out a horse and 3 Amish on my way out to Fargo; caught them right around a sharp curve

Keef said...

kod's out racing the crv today

kod said...

yeah, thing doesn't handle remotely as well as the Eclpise


no more taking 25 mph curves at 60; pretty sure I'd tip if I tried that now

Spaceman Spiff said...

US marshal raylan givens was on the office last night

El Padrino said...

whats up with that

El Padrino said...

no more taking 25 mph curves at 60; pretty sure I'd tip if I tried that now

stop it

kod said...

stop what?

Jugdish said...

just saw the Thunderbirds rehearse...pretty suite

El Padrino said...

no scientifically possible to flip a crv at 60mph

Keef said...

saw the halloween cereal at the store today. Boo Berry is the fucking bombsauce

Keef said...

"no scientifically possible to flip a crv at 60mph"

lp is a scientologist now

kod said...

"no scientifically possible to flip a crv at 60mph"


wow....

just


wow

Jugdish said...

lp is a scientologist now


El Padvolta Cruise

Jugdish said...

Lp has never driven 60 MPH before. It not scientifically possible to drive 60 in NYC


s

El Padrino said...

unless you were going 60MPH straight, then you suddenly JERK the wheel completely

even then i dont think you'd flip it, the CRV is like a car

going 60mph around a turn, hairpin or not, will not flip the car

El Padrino said...

i know this from fact, experience and common sense

El Padrino said...

game time bossman just left

pac-man be calling me and calling me

Keef said...

I bet if rev was driving a CRV, and he went around a turn to the right, it would flip

tem said...

"no scientifically possible to flip a crv at 60mph"

yes it is.

kod said...

i know this from fact, experience and common sense


but yet...you're wrong (ns)

Jugdish said...

I bet if rev was driving a CRV, and he went around a turn to the right, it would flip



i bet ot would flip when he got in

s

tem said...

*I bet if rev was driving a CRV it would flip instantly.


fixed

kod said...

i bet ot would flip when he got in

you'd need H to get the passenger side at the exact same time

Jugdish said...

you'd need H to get the passenger side at the exact same time


H has lost 25 pounds and is now training for the UFC

tem said...

that happened in a simpson's episode

tem said...

simpson's is how i say it in real life

tem said...

H is taking it slow.

1st he is training for the 7th grade wrestling team.

kod said...

I was going to say Meiz, but used H just to needle him a bit if he does ketchup

El Padrino said...

I bet if rev was driving a CRV, and he went around a turn to the right, it would flip

jilarity

El Padrino said...

"but yet...you're wrong (ns)"

how do you know

ns

did you flip a car once

Keef said...

"you'd need H to get the passenger side at the exact same time"


Nah. H would let rev tip it over, then he'd go woe on FB to get the attention

kod said...

"how do you know

ns

did you flip a car once"


I've already had 2 wheels leave the ground taking a turn way too fast in it (right after getting the car...like within the week); it's quite tippy

Keef said...

We already have ESPN Tiger: It's called ESPN.com/golf. And we already have ESPN Favre: It's called ESPN.


That made me lol

Jugdish said...

I've already had 2 wheels leave the ground taking a turn way too fast in it (right after getting the car...like within the week); it's quite tippy


take it slow kod

kod said...

I really struggled the first month having this car.

Problem is I had been driving the Eclipse for 9 years; Eclpises are shitty in some ways...but man can they handle.

As a result, I never paid attention to slow down signs around curves; it never mattered, the Eclipse could handle those things easily.

So then I get this super tippy car, and I'm not used to slowing down for curves, or even paying attention to signs warning to slow down around them.

Had a couple mini-scares; I'm doing better with it now

El Padrino said...

"I've already had 2 wheels leave the ground taking a turn way too fast in it (right after getting the car...like within the week); it's quite tippy"

your a horrnendous driver

Keef said...

your a horrnendous spelter

kod said...

your a horrnendous driver


yet, no caused accidents or tickets in 15 years

Jugdish said...

chuckle

kod said...

buzzed a few Amish through from time to time


oh well, seems like their lives would be really boring; at least I'm bringing some excitement to their lives

tem said...

"yet, no caused accidents or tickets in 15 years"

that's because there are more amish on the roads you drive than cars.

Keef said...

"yet, no caused accidents or tickets in 15 years"


Well, at least not any that you were in

El Padrino said...

your a horrnendous *typist

*filed

El Padrino said...

wft

Keef said...

"wft"

I don't speak spanish

Keef said...

I've always thoat* he was gay, though

ns

Jugdish said...

Well, at least not any that you were in


people are swerving off the roads doing a double take because they think Tom Brady is driving by

tem said...

amish don't know who tom brady is

Jugdish said...

freak is tweeting his woe about the Colts injuries

Keef said...

amish wouldn't swerve off the road. They'd tip

/kod

Keef said...

it's not possible to tip a buggy

/LP

Jugdish said...

bart simpson could

tem said...

colts injuries? shouldn't have that fucking pool. if they didn't have a pool they wouldn't lose so many players.

Jugdish said...

i can't swim clark

Keef said...

heyooooooo

Keef said...

Brady's new hair elevates him to Level Douchecon 4, one behind you and Papelbon.



ha

Keef said...

LP
ftr, KC is -9 vs Jax

El Padrino said...

LP
ftr, KC is -9 vs Jax

KC please

tem said...

changed my pic on FB to one from the LOV summit. jug made the cut too.

H got cropped out b/c he didn't have a beer.

Keef said...

Yesterday my mom and I ate a late lunch at Steak and Shake, and our waitress was wearing a very Amish-looking head covering, but she was wearing plenty of makeup (I didn't know they were allowed to do that) and had the perfect face. She spoke with a rather low, soft voice, but I'm not sure if she had a cold or had just spent too much time around cows. The way she was making eye contact with me, I thought she might have actually been attracted to me, but I couldn't make a move since my mom was right there. After a while, the waitress' hot eye contact died down. I'm not sure if it was because I wasn't being aggressive enough or because she figured out that my mom was paying. For a little while, though, I was thinking about whether our religious backgrounds would be compatible. I would have joked with her about wearing makeup while being Amish and tried to get on her good side and maybe even get her number if I had been with my bro and not my mom. Do you think that since she was wearing makeup she would also have a phone? I bet naughty Amish girls who wear makeup and use phones would be great in bed.
-- Alan, Warsaw, Ind.



"Alan". Nice, freak

tem said...

for what its worth the waitress was probably menonite.

tem said...

i do not know the quality of menonite women in bed.

Keef said...

NCAA centsports 5-teamer

Nwestern +6.5
MSU/Nwestern over 54
Auburn -6
ASU/Cal under 52
Arizona -6.5

Keef said...

NFL 5-teamer

Carolina +3
Atlanta -3.5
Baltimore -14
StL +3
NE +3

El Padrino said...

have you ever hit a 5 teamer?

Keef said...

LP

Keef said...

"have you ever hit a 5 teamer?"

not nfl

kod said...

I thought an Amish woman was checking me out today (not in the group I almost massacred) but then figured there was no way Amish women check out non-Amish


hmmm, Alan's got me thinking; maybe Amish chicks are freaky-deaky or have non-Amish fetishes

Jugdish said...

tomorrow I'm going to this. tomorrow night I'm going here to see this guy.

On sunday I'm going to this.

El Padrino said...

"hmmm, Alan's got me thinking; maybe Amish chicks are freaky-deaky or have non-Amish fetishes"

farmers market chick eye fucks the shit out of me

El Padrino said...

jesus jug you must really like country music

Keef said...

if you can find a pair of those shoes in your size and you add to cart, it takes 50% off clearance price

Keef said...

Am I too white to wear And1 shoes?

El Padrino said...

if you can find a pair of those shoes in your size and you add to cart, it takes 50% off clearance price

southpole aint my thing

El Padrino said...

Am I too white to wear And1 shoes?

yes

Jugdish said...

jesus jug you must really like country music


yup yup

Keef said...

"tomorrow I'm going to this. tomorrow night I'm going here to see this guy.

On sunday I'm going to this."



I don't want yer life

El Padrino said...

Clark!

Keef said...

"southpole aint my thing"

there's some avia, reebok, and dress shoes

Keef said...

no avia or reebok in my size. woe

Keef said...

bold

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino