Tuesday, October 26, 2010

East is least

Is Luke Wilson or Owen Wilson better? I think Owen is a one trick pony, but he does that trick pretty good, maybe even excellent. Luke is like a one and a half or possibly a two trick pony and he does a good job, but not excellent. I am up in the air on this one, could go either way. If push comes to shove I am taking Luke because he is less likely to error on the side of totally annoying me.

I sent a bunch of emails with attachments to this lady, but her in box got full. So she called me and asked me to resend the last email (she knew there was one more because I numbered them for her). Anyway, I sent it again and it got bounced again because she hasn’t cleaned out her box. Goddman women need to clean out their box before they ask me to send stuff into it.



tOSU Talk
tOSU fans talked all week about how they get to the Rose Bowl….problem is that most of them don’t know the tiebreak rules in the Big 10. The prevailing theory was that if Iowa beats MSU and OSU wins out that OSU gets to go to the Rose Bowl…but plenty of people said even if that happens MSU gets to go because they haven’t been there the longest. And some people said if that happens and Iowa wins out that Iowa gets to go. One person said Wisconsin would go if there was a 3 or 4 way tie for 1st.

Does anyone here know the Big Ten rules for tiebreaks?


Fantasy sports talk: ________
Bad loss in my $$$ league, I don’t even want to talk about it. I think Beth and I are still alive in the suicide league. That's nice. I am alive in my suicide $$$ league still. I was thinking about rolling with the Cowboys next Sunday, but maybe not now. I don't have many good teams left to pick from. Burned my big guns staying alive.



Is _________ hot ?

Emma Stone

Per El Pad’s request we will decided if Emma Stone is hot or not. First thing I notice about her is that I don’t think she would look good at all with short hair, luckily she doesn’t roll that way. Second thing I notice is that her boobs are small. Too small to be considered smokin’ hot. Third thing I notice is that the area below her nose to her chin has a bad wide to depth ratio. Too wide. Fourth thing I notice is that having said all that she is still way out of my league….probably. That’s good, she has that attainable look to her. Fifth thing I notice is that she has good teeth and an unfucked up nose. Sixth thing I notice is that her ass looks good now, but she might have a 2B ass….that is her ass is destined 2B fat. Seventh thing I notice is that she looks like this accountant downstairs a little. That accountant is a bitch, so that is not a good thing for Emma.

So in conclusion, she is not smokin’ hot because her boobs are too small. But she has some other things going for her. So as far as Hollywood goes, she is not hot, but if you saw her in the mall at home she’d be one of the top 5 girls in the mall, unless that mall was in Hollywood. Or unless more than 5 girls were in the mall that look better than her.


NFL Talk
No knee injuries this week and no brain injuries. I think that is just coincidence, with the new rules it is only a matter of time before someone loses a leg. I guess that is better than someone dying.


Baseball Talk
West coast World Series means the games will start too late for me to watch a whole game. I’ll watch Cliff pitch tomorrow for a bit then I’ll go to bed. Then I’ll check the intrawebs to see who is winning. I pick Texas to win in 6.

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El Padrino said...

your welcome

/Ny Giants

El Padrino said...

nice post tem

El Padrino said...

and i didnt ask for a emma stone hot/not segment

keef did

El Padrino said...

but you did a good job buddy

El Padrino said...

Goddman women need to clean out their box before they ask me to send stuff into it.


HIGH-O

tem said...

"and i didnt ask for a emma stone hot/not segment

keef did"

my bad. too many name changes for my reader to keep up.

Beth said...

"Goddman women need to clean out their box before they ask me to send stuff into it.

HIGH-O"


I think tem was looking (begging?) for a TWSS there, not a HIGH-O.

Beth said...

"So in conclusion, she is not smokin’ hot because her boobs are too small."

That's just ignorant!!

/cmep and cmblue

Beth said...

"I think Beth and I are still alive in the suicide league."

Yep, you're right. Tough week too cause like you apparently, I can't pick any of the more obvious games/teams. As of this morning though 19% of the people who have picked already had the Cowboys. Will be interesting to see what that % is in a few days as they all hear the Romo news.

Beth said...

Meiz's Halloween pumpkin.

tem said...

yeah was thinking yesterday morning of going with the boys next week, but now i have no clue.

Beth said...

I thought you'd obviously go with the Bucs. I mean I've heard they are the best team in the NFC.

tem said...

i almost went with the bucs last week.

El Padrino said...

romo news = he's out min 6-8 weeks

tem said...

i took an NFC west team beth.

tem said...

oops, i mean AFC.

Beth said...

So you went with the obvious choice of KC, got it.

Beth said...

I'm being a bit risky with my pick this week, we'll see how it turns out.

tem said...

"So you went with the obvious choice of KC, got it."

i did not

tem said...

i might change to the rams though

tem said...

it'll either be the rams or the team i have now

BLUE said...

emma stone...not hot

reason...because she hooked up with the fat kid in superbad

hot chicks don't hook up with the fat kid

BLUE said...

you never saw elisabeth shue hooking up with some fat kid in a movie

BLUE said...

i hope tem picked Denver...they're sure to not give up 59 pts again.

although 34 pts in London is equal to 59 pts here.

BLUE said...

actual, as of todays exchange rate...37pts in London equals 59 pts here.

BLUE said...

so as long as they give up less than 37, the defense is improving

tem said...

tem might have piked denver

BLUE said...

Did we give up when the German's bombed pearl harbor?

El Padrino said...

"reason...because she hooked up with the fat kid in superbad"

didnt she decline his advances

BLUE said...

they hook up at the end, after he breaks her nose


she only declined his advances because he was ridiculously drunk...if he'd have been sober she'd have boned him no doubt that night

El Padrino said...

fat kids need love too

El Padrino said...

jew fro kids however should be shot

BLUE said...

"fat kids need love too"

not by hot chicks

BLUE said...

you don't see kim kardashian hooking up with some morbidly obese guy

Beth said...

"you don't see kim kardashian hooking up with some morbidly obese guy"

You'd make your point better if your example actually included a hot chick.

(ep bait)

El Padrino said...

"You'd make your point better if your example actually included a hot chick."

jealousy is fun

El Padrino said...

i'll never understand men who use smiley faces and lol's while texting thier boys

El Padrino said...

the wade phillips face is priceless

El Padrino said...

NBA tips off tonight and we had no preview?

the fuck

meiz? T? Blue? Freak?

El Padrino said...

is that Lebron Nike commerical like an apology or something?

like the Tiger one?

El Padrino said...

nike keeps making me think

i dont like thinking

El Padrino said...

The new head of the players' union says his members are open to adding more wild-card teams for 2012 and possibly extending the division series to a best-of-seven.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

El Padrino said...

Nicks >>>> Autism

all day everyday yo

tem said...

"NBA tips off tonight and we had no preview?
"

the muslim did one in AD, but you didn't read it because you don't like muslims and you don't read AD.

it was a great preview.

El Padrino said...

i'm coming for you juiceheads

with nicks out i'll smash your face

tem said...

"is that Lebron Nike commerical like an apology or something?"

yes

El Padrino said...

big ben @ New O or the devil home vs. Minny?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nicks is a beast, that WR draft class is legit

of course vinny drafts 2 WR for the skins the year before which will never contribute

Beth said...

"The new head of the players' union says his members are open to adding more wild-card teams for 2012 and possibly extending the division series to a best-of-seven.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


I don't like the more wild cards idea, but having the division series as a best-of-seven is a good thing I think. You don't like either idea EP?

Jugdish said...

I don't like the more wild cards idea, but having the division series as a best-of-seven is a good thing I think. You don't like either idea EP?


i don't like changing the division series, but maybe adding a wild card in a one game take all wouldn't be too bad

Jugdish said...

i think the 3-4 days off between the ALCS/NLCS and the WS is redonk...they need to put an end to all that. one travel day.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they need to put an end to all that. one travel day."

just in case the aces pitched a game 7, they can pitch game 1

Spaceman Spiff said...

game 1 sanchez/wilson, yea that aint happening

/mlb

Beth said...

"maybe adding a wild card in a one game take all wouldn't be too bad"

Sorry but that sounds awful to me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Does anyone here know the Big Ten rules for tiebreaks?"

Conference record
head to head
overall record
longest w/o rose bowl berth

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Third thing I notice is that the area below her nose to her chin has a bad wide to depth ratio. Too wide."


Yeah that's the area that I notice the most. She had a wide mouth.

ns

tem said...

""Does anyone here know the Big Ten rules for tiebreaks?"

Conference record
head to head
overall record
longest w/o rose bowl berth"


the newspaper here just said it was

conference record
BCS standing

tem said...

or at least that is what i was told the paper said.

haven't seen it myself.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

she also has a lithp*. Those are annoying

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"conference record
BCS standing"


I'd bet -160 that bcs standing is not involved. A few years ago tOSU tied with Wisconsin I think, maybe it was someone else, but they had the same conference record and overall record and they didn't play each other so the other team went to the rose bowl because they hadn't been there more recently

tem said...

yeah dude says the paper says it changed within the last 3yrs

El Padrino said...

"You don't like either idea EP?"

no, i barely like the wild card

El Padrino said...

the quicker the better, 5 games

up to me 3 game series it would be

tem said...

this article says it is BCS standings


here

El Padrino said...

"nicks is a beast, that WR draft class is legit"

refresh me

harvin, maclin, britt and who else?

I know bey got the big bucks that threw away Crab's year but crab isnt shit yet, might be because alex smitty is a dog though

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"this article says it is BCS standings"


having bcs standings included in there is dumb

tem said...

wallace went that yr too. he is fast.

tem said...

collie, knox and Tiquan Underwood

tem said...

"having bcs standings included in there is dumb"

agreed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"harvin, maclin, britt and who else?"

collie, massaquoi, wallace, i include crabtree

thomas, murphy, knox are ok

edelman and tate! /aitch

El Padrino said...

dont forget about the great Ogletree

El Padrino said...

S

El Padrino said...

hartline decent too

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

what about heyward bey?

s

El Padrino said...

boise st tonight

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

who cares

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

RIP CEO

El Padrino said...

chuck sheen hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"During the AL Championship Series games in New York between the Yankees and Rangers, fans were extremely rude to Kristen Lee, spitting and throwing beer in her direction and shouting obscenities, according to USA Today."

stupid shortsighted fans, add another 10 mil yankees

El Padrino said...

sheen

El Padrino said...

"The magazine reports she was found naked and screaming inside a closet."

jilarity

tem said...

apparently it is windy here

Jugdish said...

need a little wind here!

BLUE said...

i heard the BCS thing the other day too.

I thought only the big12 had the bcs thing in their tiebreaker...which was dumb and caused Oklahoma to go to the Big12 championship game instead of texas tech.

BLUE said...

fuck the bcs, anybody who has that in their tiebreaker is ghey

Miss Me Yet? said...

"RIP CEO"

i'm sure he is happy about auburn

tem said...

cgtif just txted me that franklin county is at code grey until 4pm

i have no idear what that means.


i can hear tornado sirens though, i think.

Miss Me Yet? said...

SEC has the BCS as a tie breaker too... i think it's 4th on the list

tem said...

i can see it being way down on the list, but at the top is dumb.

tem said...

big east's tie breaker is alphabetical order

Miss Me Yet? said...

uf will be wearing those dumb nike pro combat uniforms this weekend

Miss Me Yet? said...

denise richards was on stern this morning and mentioned that charlie had a "rough night" last night and that it would probably be on the news later

Miss Me Yet? said...

changing back my name/pic, ep... unless you want me to keep it longer (i haven't been around much lately)

BLUE said...

"big east's tie breaker is alphabetical order"

first team to 6 wins

tem said...

"first team to 6 wins"

that is the second tie breaker. they can't take the chance that nobody gets to 6.

Beth said...

Whitlock on the new LeBron Nike commercial.

El Padrino said...

its fine tp, your not a weasel

Miss Me Yet? said...

not sure if this was mentioned last week:

"If it was up to me, I would still want to be at Florida," Newton said earlier this week. "My heart is still at Florida because of the long-lasting relationships I have with my teammates there. Leaving them was the hardest part."


1. i would think auburn fans can't be happy with that comment

2. i hope "long-lasting relationships" doesn't mean the same as it does in a dominican clubhouse

3. cam is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> brantley

tem said...

wanna do it?

/cam newton to his florida teammates

Todd Packer said...

standard bet on the game this weekend, beth?

Beth said...

"standard bet on the game this weekend, beth?"

Sure, this is actually the most confident I've felt about this game in some time, although that really isn't saying much.

It's crazy that the winner of this game still has an outside shot at winning the SEC east.

Todd Packer said...

"It's crazy that the winner of this game still has an outside shot at winning the SEC east"

florida actually controls their own destiny... if they beat uga, usc and vandy they are in.... uga needs to beat uf and hope that uf beats usc

Todd Packer said...

no points on the bet?.... i'm not even sure who is favored

BLUE said...

doesn't uga also have to beat auburn?

El Padrino said...

no idear cam was a transfer

Todd Packer said...

"doesn't uga also have to beat auburn?"

yes, even if they beat auburn they need uf to beat usc

Todd Packer said...

"no idear cam was a transfer"

he was a back up to tesus... when tesus came back for his senior year cam split... (plus he got busted buying a stolen laptop)... i wish urb tried harder to keep him, but urb loves brantley

El Padrino said...

urb done fucked up

Todd Packer said...

"urb done fucked up"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

Cam is a better QB than tebow

El Padrino said...

bears eating corpses

BLUE said...

not necessarily a better "leader of men" and young boys

but he's got a stronger arm, he's more accurate, he's a lot faster, he's bigger, he's a lot better runner.

BLUE said...

i hope the broncos draft Cam

BLUE said...

stupid communist bears.

Todd Packer said...

"Cam is a better QB than tebow"

maybe

Todd Packer said...

"maybe"

should have used "probably"... like you said, blue, his skills are > tesus... he just has to win a few more big games

BLUE said...

"should have used "probably"... like you said, blue, his skills are > tesus... he just has to win a few more big games"

yeah, he's still undefeated as a starting QB.

we'll see in a few weeks when they play alabamer

BLUE said...

he's not an icon/legend like Tebow though.

although if we wins a heisbow and a national championship this year, he might get put on the Bo Jackson pedestal around Auburn

Todd Packer said...

"although if we wins a heisbow and a national championship this year, he might get put on the Bo Jackson pedestal around Auburn"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

on friday night i put $50 on auburn to win the nc @ 6-1.... sunday morning the odds went to 3-1

BLUE said...

the niners left directly after their game in Charlotte for London, so they could adjust for time change and all that, and have a fairly normal week.

the broncos don't leave until Thursday night.

I would expect the niners to because of that fact alone

BLUE said...

living with an auburn alum is fun right now...she's learning how to trash talk correctly to bama fans

BLUE said...

somebody asked me the other day what would happen if Auburn and Boise played in the national championship game.


i told them "tent city"

BLUE said...

i'm pretty sure i'd be going to that game somehow someway...but it'll never happen

Todd Packer said...

had in-n-out and jack in the box for the 1st time evAr when i was in vegas... good stuff.

also went to mario batali's joint in the palazzo... also good stuff

Todd Packer said...

"but it'll never happen"

you never know

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Whitlock on the new LeBron Nike commercial."

Whitlock said something on Dan Patrick this morning to the effect of "Lebron has Harvard level issues and is getting community college advice". I thoat* that was funny

El Padrino said...

what's wrong with community college?

/ep

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

ha

El Padrino said...

dont you think its ridiculous mortenson and schefter sit next to each other and report on non news items for espn all day

only one person is needed for that job

BLUE said...

they're the only guys who report news items

BLUE said...

I think it's ridiculous that Cris Carter, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Mike Ditka, and Chris Berman all sit next to each other and talk about non-news items

El Padrino said...

primetime is suite

El Padrino said...

i'm mad busy yo

does the WS start tonight or what

Spaceman Spiff said...

no, lakers play tonight

BLUE said...

phil begins his quest for his 4th three-peat

Jugdish said...

while the clippers work on their mizepeat (woe)

El Padrino said...

Paul the psychic World Cup match-predicting octopus who was offered "movie and book deals and acquired a talent agent" has passed away. The German cephalopod predicted the results of games with 100% accuracy and caused quite a stir! When Paul correctly predicted that Germany would lose against Spain, the German people turned on him and demanded a revenge grilling. His aquarium even received death threat recipes.

El Padrino said...

fuck la

El Padrino said...

tell me why im humming the whos the boss opening song?

tem said...

because you are gay

tem said...

be who you want to be el pad. just do it.

El Padrino said...

they'll be times

i lost a dream or two

El Padrino said...

"When he hit the ground, I heard he let out a little scream," Boley said.

fucking suite

tem said...

re: kris brown's miss.

i think that is good from 52yds but not good from inside of 50. it was bending back in no? they should have false started again.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"tell me why im humming the whos the boss opening song?"

Danny Elpintauro

Jugdish said...

cmep is being angela and lp is being tony for halloween

Jugdish said...

according to facebook

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

bglp is being alyssa milano, banging every mlber

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

i didn't want to go there, but i couldn't stop myself

Jugdish said...

don't distract the mess!

/Lp

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"don't distract the mess!"


she's not dominican

Jugdish said...

i was too busy watching strike 3

/Beltran

Jugdish said...

and a-rod

BLUE said...

I did find it interesting that we both LCS's ended on called strike 3's

somewhere carlos beltran was smiling and nodding

BLUE said...

we both

El Padrino said...

"i didn't want to go there, but i couldn't stop myself"

you have a problem

BLUE said...

who is mona in this scenario?

BLUE said...

beth?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"you have a problem"


hi pot

Jugdish said...

local wings place is having midget wrestling this friday night...sounds entertaining

El Padrino said...

im the main event

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"local wings place is having midget wrestling this friday night...sounds entertaining"


running diary for your post next week

Jugdish said...

not sure if im going...if i do ill do the diary

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You know who got the fattest asses and the best pussy? Midgets, nigga."

/cheese

would axe you to put your findings in the running diary but then we'd have to wait months if not longer

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

This E:60 piece on Maurice Clarett is really good. I'm glad that he seems to have gotten his shit together and is doing positive things now.

Mize said...

BASKETBALL TIME!

Mize said...

"Meiz's Halloween pumpkin."


Awesome. I might try that.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

next E:60 piece is about a kid who got kilt because he drank too much red bull.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

Oh, it was Nos, not red bull

Mize said...

"NBA tips off tonight and we had no preview?

the fuck

meiz? T? Blue? Freak?"


Mad busy, yo.

Mize said...

"but having the division series as a best-of-seven is a good thing I think."


No. Longer series(serii?) Means far less upsets.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I should of* watched the whole segment. Kid didn't die, just almost died

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

pac man on IR. Suite

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

HAHAHAHA, hilarity

Go to the 2nd photo and check out the background

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I hate when people say undescribable

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

congrats spiff. My keeper team has 6 byes this week

Jugdish said...

coach of the year

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

jug, look at that pic I linkt* and then get that shirt and wear it on your next date

Jugdish said...

i saw the pic...that would be funny.

the only person who could pull that off is mize, because he is such a smooth talker

Mize said...

FACT

Jugdish said...

I can't wait to not watch the new conan show. im going to set my dvr to not record it

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

that

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

E:60 wasn't bad, even w/ SG on it

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

if tyler was alive, he would be watching the 30/30 on Fernandomania right now

Jugdish said...

What should I do? Should I be who you want me to de?

/LeBron James


he can start by not being a douchebag

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

basketball is gay

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

it looks cold in the state of boise

JFreak said...

I am the FNBA leader.

Jugdish said...

it would have been funny if the big 3 for the Celtics came out and this during the intros for the game tonight

JFreak said...

"NBA tips off tonight and we had no preview?

the fuck

meiz? T? Blue? Freak?"

I only do a NBA Draft preview.

I blame Tyler.

Jugdish said...

think lebron's mom is in a sweet with delonte?

Mize said...

I can't change my twitter avatar right now. Lame.

Aitch said...

"I don't like the more wild cards idea, but having the division series as a best-of-seven is a good thing I think. You don't like either idea EP?"

I don't like either idea. Playoffs are already too long IMO. Plus, I like the format now. Makes the regular season more meaningful with only one wildcard, as opposed to other sports that are a little easier to make the playoffs.

Aitch said...

"edelman and tate! /aitch"

Even I am not THAT much of a homer.

Aitch said...

Mega-wall

Aitch said...

I'm shocked that no one is commenting right now.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"I can't change my twitter avatar right now. Lame."

call 911

Aitch said...

ETEO

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