Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Clean Up The ToTPM

So when you are driving and need to merge and someone lets you in do you wave? I always give them a wave, but only a three finger wave, well I guess 2 fingers and a thumb. A whole hand wave seems gay and one finger and a thumb doesn't seem to even count as a wave. Three fingers and a thumb is hard to pull off, so I always do thumb, pointer, middle finger. People seem to appreciate it.

Fantasy Talk

Another win for my fantasy team. Beat a 3-0 team, that's nice. I am now 3-1, in second place in my division. I play the first place team, but my QBs suck and Welker and Marshall are on Bye....I'll be leaning on Rice to actually show up and do something.

By the by, Ray Rice has to be the biggest fantasy disappointment this season. In a PPR league he was a top 5 pick. He has like 40 total points. Forte got that in week 1. Ray Rice is letting me down and thousands of others. He should be ashamed. Well not really, it is only fantasy football so he shouldn't be bothered by it, but if he wants to play better that'd be fine with me.

Random Movie Talk

So I watched this movie while I was working out at the gym last night. Sidenote: cgtif and I have a bet to see who can lose the most weight (percentage wise) in october. I had to spot her 3% too. I guess I am a 3% fat favorite. So anyway, I was at the gym and they have treadmills and stuff in front of a big screen and they were showing some movie about roller derby chicks. Juliette Lewis was playing someone who I think was supposed to be in hike school. And she pulled it off. I am not sure what the record is for oldest actress playing a high schooler (I assume it was that chick on 90210) but Juliette Lewis might have just beat it. Anyway, I think the movie was called Whip It and it was not good.

Is ________ hot?

Ellen Page

She was in this Whip It movie. She was also in the latest X-Men movie. I think she is hot, but not smoking hot. Again she has that attainable hotness look going for her. Of course she is totally not attainable for me, but one can dream. I guess. Anyway, she can look kind of toothy (teethy?) and has small boobs, but I still think he is hot. So if she is reading this she should come to temhio and we can party.

That is the worst pick up line ever....hey baby you wanna come to temhio and party?


NFL Talk

So where was Cutler supposed to throw the ball when he was getting sacked all those times? Just out of bounds, well most times he was in the pocket so that might have been called. And also, if he has 6 freaking blockers and the Giants rush 4 people I think he is OK to think that maybe his 6 blockers can hold off the D. Had Cutler thrown a bad pick or gotten intentional grounding the commentators would be all over him. What he should have done was run for 4 yards then slid. I'm not sure why running is not an option for some QBs. 4 yards is a nice play sometimes. Maybe you don't do that on 3rd and 15, but on 1st and 10 go ahead and run for the 4 yards. Slide way early, don't get hit, go back to the huddle and call another play. Don't throw it away, don't take a sack, get some yards. The really good QBs know when to run, even if they are horrible runners. I guess this is the part where you say Cutler isn't a good QB. Umm, well, ok, you got me.


tOSU talk

Going to the game this week. I think IU has a chance to score. Maybe even score about 20 points. But I don't think they can win. I'll be sitting in the IU alumni section. I'm going to wear some IU gear. Cgtif is going with me, she'll be wearing OSU gear. Buckeye fans will be nice to me though because IU sucks. If I wore Michigan stuff to a game I'd end up getting into a fight. I don't think cgtif would like it if I wore Michigan stuff ever.



OK I am going to post this, just realized how late it is.

282 comments:

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BLUE said...

I know what i'm getting tem for christmas

BLUE said...

i don't think I know who ellen page is. Is that the chick that was on American Idol?

The Closer (NOT!) said...

So when you are driving and need to merge and someone lets you in do you wave?


I always give the thank you wave, and I always let one car in when merging with another lane.

I've never liked the douchebag where everyone is letting their one car in and the douchebag decides NOT ME and jumps one car ahead.

douchebag

The Closer (NOT!) said...

So where was Cutler supposed to throw the ball when he was getting sacked all those times?



hit the mascot


/Mox

BLUE said...

oh, she's the chick from Juno

The Closer (NOT!) said...

bud selig on mike and mike

BLUE said...

yeah, i let peeps merge, and when I merge i usually honk and give them the one finger wave (s)

I'm waiting said...

"That is the worst pick up line ever....hey baby you wanna come to temhio and party?"

It might work on me...

tem said...

"I know what i'm getting tem for christmas"

cool

I'm waiting said...

"So when you are driving and need to merge and someone lets you in do you wave?"

That's one of my (many) pet peeves, people not waving thanks when you let them merge. I try to remember cars that don't thank me so I can not let them in in future rush hours. ns

The Closer (NOT!) said...

"That is the worst pick up line ever....hey baby you wanna come to temhio and party?"



i have used "Do you want to buy me a drink?" on occasion. The success rate is low, but at least im not buying a chick who isn't interested a drink.

tem said...

the people who don't follow the every other one rule suck.

tem said...

the worse is when you do every other one and the one you have to let in is a semi truck. you leave all that room then someone jumps into the gap before the semi can and fucks everything up.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

gap jumpers suck as well

BLUE said...

also, i don't like the people who run all the way up to the cones when everyone else is merging much further back...merge where the pace says merge...fuckers

BLUE said...

i'm not just sitting in this other lane not going anywhere so you can speed up ahead 7 cars

The Closer (NOT!) said...

because really, being a douchebag will allow them to get where they are going a good 13 seconds sooner than they would have had they not been a douchebag

BLUE said...

or even worst is the people who are in the lane that is merged, then get out of the lane to move up and re-merge


yeah, getting 8 cars ahead is going to get you there so much faster...fuckers

BLUE said...

also if you don't follow the every other one rule...someday there will be a death and then things will change

The Closer (NOT!) said...

hilarity

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"also, i don't like the people who run all the way up to the cones when everyone else is merging much further back"

i like to take up two lanes during a merge so people can't do that

I'm waiting said...

Octoberfest Hayden Panettiere = nice cleavage.

BLUE said...

"i like to take up two lanes during a merge so people can't do that"

i try that sometimes if i'm in my SUV

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i like to take up two lanes during a merge so people can't do that


that's easy to do in a Crown Vic


s

BLUE said...

doesn't really work in the aveo though

The Closer (NOT!) said...

doesn't really work in the aveo though


he blocks the lane markers so motorcyles can't get through

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"that's easy to do in a Crown Vic"

f-150, beth... crown vic is only for special occasions

The Closer (NOT!) said...

f-150, beth... crown vic is only for special occasions



im jug...

The Closer (NOT!) said...

beth is the horny bulldog avatar

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"im jug..."

sorry, too many bets being payed off

BLUE said...

beth is a horny bulldog


/fized

The Closer (NOT!) said...

sorry, too many bets being payed off


^^^^

My Tesus tat is suite said...

didn't watch any of the mnf game last night

I'm waiting said...

"beth is a horny bulldog"

Not the first time I've been called that.

s

My Tesus tat is suite said...

what's the "closer" joke? what bet did you lose?

The Closer (NOT!) said...

bears giants...im guessing that is the chuck cutler is dating.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

have they picked a new uga yet, beth? they were using a non-uga earlier this season. maybe that's why georgia is struggling

The Closer (NOT!) said...

chuck = chick

I'm waiting said...

"have they picked a new uga yet, beth? they were using a non-uga earlier this season. maybe that's why georgia is struggling"

Last I heard is that they were going to be using the temp one for the season. They said something like it wouldn't be til about a year til a new one was ready, which struck me as pretty odd.

The weird thing about Georgia's season is that they really aren't far away from being 5-0. Just a few breaks and people would be sky high about them right now. I don't see it quite as total panic time yet.

BLUE said...

yep, but a few non-breaks and they're 1-4

BLUE said...

"im guessing that is the chuck cutler is dating."

that's kevin bacon's wife...she's on the show "the closer"

which jug is not, since he has trouble closing with cgjwtf

BLUE said...

i can't believe i have to explain this to all of you...you've all lost a step

The Closer (NOT!) said...

i don't watch a lot of tv

tem said...

"bears giants...im guessing that is the chuck cutler is dating."

that chick is married to kevin bacon.

or at least has been dating him forever and has kids with him.

I'm waiting said...

"i can't believe i have to explain this to all of you...you've all lost a step"

Don't lump us all together, I got it.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

yeah, i know she is on the closer... just didn't know how/why the word closer applied to the bet

tem said...

because jug is a closer

BLUE said...

oh, its just because jug can't close

The Closer (NOT!) said...

its one of those

tem said...

"Indianapolis Colts safety Melvin Bullitt, Bob Sanders' replacement and the team's special teams captain, is out for the season after breaking a bone in his right shoulder Sunday in Jacksonville, a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter."


Colts are getting thin in the secondary

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Colts are getting thin in the secondary"

the reports are inaccurate, sanders will be back next week

/freak

BLUE said...

supposedly Jim Caldwell died too, according to spiff

BLUE said...

although he'll continue to coach games like Bernie..because nobody would know the difference

The Closer (NOT!) said...

peyton will start carrying the challenge flags

The Closer (NOT!) said...

or flag...i guess they get it back when they throw it

tem said...

it'd be hilarity if the coach just gave peyton the challenge flag to carry around.

BLUE said...

they should give those coaches disposable flags, throw it once and it disintegrates

Spaceman Spiff said...

"supposedly Jim Caldwell died too, according to spiff"

i thought caldwell had killed freak, but freak's alive

The Closer (NOT!) said...

they should give those coaches disposable flags, throw it once and it disintegrates


or explode like the inspector gadget telegrams

Spaceman Spiff said...

ellen page is cute now, even with that fivehead. i think she's incapable of being hot

theres an 80% chance she's a lesbian, thought the butch kind, but she started wearing sexy stuff for inception press stuff, could have been a cover though

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FP

eagles were seemingly on their way to a division title, now vick and mccoy are out for weeks

suite

The Closer (NOT!) said...

IN YOU PHACE rev!

The Closer (NOT!) said...

O:PhP



phixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

cera and samberg have a child

tem said...

last kid is the guy from zombieland. all 3 of those dudes are interchangable in any movie.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

all 3 of those dudes are interchangable in any movie.


^^^^^^

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Good job Beth!

/keef

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Contador - eAt mor chikin

Keef said...

"So when you are driving and need to merge and someone lets you in do you wave?"


Yes. And people that don't wave piss me off

Keef said...

Coffee is for closers only

Keef said...

"I try to remember cars that don't thank me so I can not let them in in future rush hours."


Because Atlanta is such a small town?

tem said...

actually i remember cars i hate too on my way to work.

i see a lot of the same ones every day.

Keef said...

It's uber lame that MLB is changing the catwalk rules at Tampa's dump for the playoffs

Keef said...

"actually i remember cars i hate too on my way to work.

i see a lot of the same ones every day."


Atlanta has like 50 more people than Cbus

The Closer (NOT!) said...

temhio is a metropolis

kod said...

"I always give the thank you wave, and I always let one car in when merging with another lane.

I've never liked the douchebag where everyone is letting their one car in and the douchebag decides NOT ME and jumps one car ahead.

douchebag"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

X1000; it pisses me off when people pull douchee shit like that

Mize said...

I got a backhanded shoutout on The Morning Jones today.

kod said...

"also, i don't like the people who run all the way up to the cones when everyone else is merging much further back"


394 going into Minneapolis is horribly jammed every morning mostly due to the idiots who try to merge over at the last minute, and then have to sit in the bypass lane until someone lets them in.
Minnesota drivers are the WORSE hands down

The Closer (NOT!) said...

walmart causes problems on my way home. People forget they are going there and try to cut over 3 lanes. know where you are people!

Keef said...

"Minnesota drivers are the WORSE hands down"

I've nerve* driven in MN, but AZ is the worse that I've driven in

Keef said...

2 of my fantasy teams lost this weekend because of the fucking Pats D

Keef said...

I hate that our keeper league bases waiver order on the standings

Keef said...

fucking freak

The Closer (NOT!) said...

new zorse movie coming out. i doubt i will see it

BLUE said...

how would keeth set the waiver order

BLUE said...

that's how the waivers work in real life

Mize said...

I think the keeper waiver is how waivers should work.

Also, what Blue said.

tem said...

its not real life, it is fantasy

Mize said...

No, this is real life

tem said...

nope

kod said...

I've nerve* driven in MN, but AZ is the worse that I've driven in


-yeah, I meant of the states I've driven in (I don't count AZ since I only cut through a small portion of the state while driving from Minni to Cali). So yeah, there may very well be worse states for driving.
-but it's redonk here. People drive the speed limit (or under) in the left hand lanes all the freaking time. Nobody seems to understand that the right lane is for those going at or below the speed limit. Also, people will turn out right in front of you, even if you're going 60 mph and have to slow down to like 5 because there is no way around them.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

twitter is real life


/mize

I'm waiting said...

"Because Atlanta is such a small town?"

"i see a lot of the same ones every day."

Tem knows. If you go the same route roughly the same time each day (NOT a huge if when you only have 1 job with regular hours), you sometimes see the same cars.

kod said...

"can Twins win in playoffs without Morneau" (WWL headline):

1) Well, we haven't done a good job of winning playoff series with him; and
2) Twins offense has actually been a lot more productive since he's been out (most runs scored of any team since the AS break; best record in baseball as well)

-like I had said earlier, I'm actually glad he's going to sit it out.

kod said...

and the most run scored and wins since ASG was actually what I heard a week and a half ago; that may not be the case after KC/Det/Tor. (although it would still be close)

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna use my skimmed tips to buy NBA 2k11. Should have enough within a week.

Aitch said...

I won my Pecota bet with LP. The chances of him paying it off are < 0% since I still owe him some beer

Aitch said...

wHeasels are the worse*

Keef said...

"how would keeth set the waiver order"

Why reward bad owners and penalize good ones? Set the original waiver order the opposite of the draft order, then every time you use a waiver pickup you go to the back of the line.

Aitch said...

"i don't think I know who ellen page is. Is that the chick that was on American Idol?"

Juno and the IBM commercials. She was also the girl that could walk through walls in X-Men: The Lasr Stand

The Closer (NOT!) said...

that always gives the same team first crack at the players each week right? that doesn't sound like a good fix

Aitch said...

"oh, she's the chick from Juno"

I should have read ahead a few comments

Keef said...

"I won my Pecota bet with LP."

You didn't make a Pecota bet

Keef said...

"that always gives the same team first crack at the players each week right? that doesn't sound like a good fix"

Only if they don't make any pickups. If you have the #1 waiver pickup and you use that, you go to the back of the line and move up as others use waiver pickups, unless you use it again

Aitch said...

"It might work on me..."

Pick up lines don't work

Keef said...

EX: If you have the last pick in the draft, you get #1 waiver pickup. If you use that waiver pickup in week 1, you go to the end of the line. If, in week 2, the #4, 7, 9 spots use a waiver pickup, then go to the back based on the order they picked, and everyone below them moves up accordingly

Aitch said...

"didn't watch any of the mnf game last night"

Too bad. The second halg was glorious

Keef said...

The Pats won, aitch is here

Keef said...

Coincidence? Probably not

Keef said...

just busting ballz, h

Aitch said...

"Coincidence? Probably not"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

S

Aitch said...

"You didn't make a Pecota bet"

From LoW:

O/U MESS wins = 80
over 80 = 1 week for aitch
under 80 = 1 week for LP

Keef said...

"O/U MESS wins = 80
over 80 = 1 week for aitch
under 80 = 1 week for LP"

Correct. Pecota bets were 78 wins, though. You would of* lost that bet

Keef said...

I don't like that MLB makes the wild card team automatically have to play on the ro-add in the playoffs. Yankees have a better record than the Twins, but have to play on the rood*.

Aitch said...

"Correct. Pecota bets were 78 wins, though. You would of* lost that bet"

Apology accepted

Keef said...

Don't get me wrong, I prefer the Twins beat NY, but don't think that the division winner should automatically have home field advantage

Keef said...

"Apology accepted"

Like I said, you didn't make a Pecota bet

Keef said...

Apology rescinded

Keef said...

Kod
Do you really think the Twins are a better team without one of the best hitters in beisbol?

ns

kod said...

Do you really think the Twins are a better team without one of the best hitters in beisbol?


why do you assume he would return as one of the best hitters in baseball? He hasn't played in months and is coming off a serious head trauma; look at how he did a few years back after getting beaned in the head (it was terrible)

kod said...

he's also one of the top defensive 1B in baseball


I love the guy; but I think him sitting out this postseason is the best

kod said...

*is for the best

Keef said...

I'm trying to decide whether or not to get a flu shot. I got a flu shot once, and I got sicker that winter than I've erve* been

The Closer (NOT!) said...

Kod
Do you really think the Twins are a better team without one of the best hitters in beisbol?



they have performed better since the AS break regardless of what he thinks

The Closer (NOT!) said...

I'm trying to decide whether or not to get a flu shot. I got a flu shot once, and I got sicker that winter than I've erve* been


wuss


s

Keef said...

"why do you assume he would return as one of the best hitters in baseball? He hasn't played in months and is coming off a serious head trauma; look at how he did a few years back after getting beaned in the head (it was terrible)"

How bad was this head trauma? He had a concussion, right? Or is it more than that?

Keef said...

Is he steve now?

Aitch said...

"Like I said, you didn't make a Pecota bet"

But what you forget, failed-cop-in-training, is that the bet came about because EP originally said Pecota was 80.

Keef said...

"they have performed better since the AS break regardless of what he thinks"


Yeah but who knows what they would have done with him

The Closer (NOT!) said...

How bad was this head trauma? He had a concussion, right? Or is it more than that?


His head fell off!

/Harry Dunn

Keef said...

"But what you forget, failed-cop-in-training, is that the bet came about because EP originally said Pecota was 80."

1) your insult is hilarity, but doesn't bother me

2) I remember it as LP saying they'd win 80. Didn't have anything to do with Pecota. I could be wrong.

3) this is a ghey argument

Keef said...

"Clean Up The ToTPM"


Clean up your face

Mize said...

Marshawn to the Seahawks

Aitch said...

"1) your insult is hilarity, but doesn't bother me"

I figured you cold handle it, which is why I made it. If i thought you were upset about it, I wouldn't make a below the belt joke. NS.

"2) I remember it as LP saying they'd win 80. Didn't have anything to do with Pecota. I could be wrong."

Apology reinstated and re-accepted

"3) this is a ghey argument"

and may cause someone to die. Then how would you feel?

/kod

Aitch said...

Wall

tem said...

"I'm trying to decide whether or not to get a flu shot. I got a flu shot once, and I got sicker that winter than I've erve* been'

biggest fight cgtif and i have ever had is over flu shots.

tem said...

i say they just make you have a cold for like 2 weeks.

she says they are the greatest thing ever.

she got one and then a week later got a cold.

tem said...

it wasn't really a big fight, but it was the biggest we've ever had.

i thought it was funnier than she did.

tem said...

she has to get one for work, some sort of requirement about working in a hospital.

The Closer (NOT!) said...

she got one and then a week later got a cold.


i have to get them every year. the last few years they have been giving us the mist. i rarely get sick from them

Aitch said...

"it wasn't really a big fight, but it was the biggest we've ever had."

Lame thing to fight over

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"it wasn't really a big fight, but it was the biggest we've ever had."

was the flu shot in the dresser?

Keef said...

"she has to get one for work, some sort of requirement about working in a hospital."

I thoat* she was a pharmacist

The Closer (NOT!) said...

IN YOU FACE ichiro!

tem said...

she is a pharmacist. hospitals have them.

she walks around with doctors on rounds and tells them how to adjust their prescriptions or advises them on prescriptions or something.

tem said...

"Lame thing to fight over"

well it wasn't even a fight.

it would have been the 1,000,000th biggest fight exfemtem and i had ever had.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"I thoat* she was a pharmacist"

some pharmacists work in hospitals

tem said...

so far cgtif and i never really fight about anything.

My Tesus tat is suite said...

nevermind, tem covered it

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"so far cgtif and i never really fight about anything."

i heard she hates grease 2

Keef said...

"i heard she hates grease 2"


I saw that on her wall-to-wall conversation with cmlp on FB

Keef said...

"so far cgtif and i never really fight about anything."

all in due time

s

Keef said...

aja, I've nerve* foat* with femtem either

The Closer (NOT!) said...

gross

tem said...

she does hate grease 2.

and futurama.


i made her watch a futurama movie and she tolt* me that if i had made her watch it earlier in our relationship that she would have broken up with me.

Keef said...

"and futurama."

I like femtem already

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"I like femtem already"

wouldn't it be femtem 2

The Closer (NOT!) said...

wouldn't it be femtem 2


like grease 2

Keef said...

it's raining

My Tesus tat is suite said...

this tesus tat pic seems even more ridiculous today... nice yob*, keith

Keef said...

Where were you going when that pic was taken?

The Closer (NOT!) said...

he just got done filing an episode of bum fights

The Closer (NOT!) said...

filming

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"Where were you going when that pic was taken?"

going to get an urb tat on my other arm

The Closer (NOT!) said...

TP

Keef said...

have you ever met a girl that you wanted to date
but a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Keef said...

YES!!!!

/jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

street fight

shit gets decent at 30 sec, shit gets good at 55 sec

My Tesus tat is suite said...

"TP"

bloct*

tem said...

"have you ever met a girl that you wanted to date
but a year to make love she wanted you to wait"

isn't cgjid over 30? there is no way she wants to wait very long.

tem said...

jug needs to tell her "baby we're going to pound town, population two...you and me."

BLUE said...

jug should play "just the tip"

BLUE said...

ha ichiro did it in 14 less games?

ichiro also holds the mlb record for hits in a season

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, FREAK

Keef said...

It's fucking pouring right now

BLUE said...

why does freak care about matt murton?

BLUE said...

that street fight was awful.

i particularly thought the part where the two guys were hugging in the bush whilst the one kept hitting in the back of the head was really awful;

Keef said...

Wasn't Murton some top prospect who flamed out for the Cubs

BLUE said...

"shit gets decent at 30 sec, shit gets good at 55 sec"

it's all great until somebody dies


/kod

BLUE said...

and freak knows about flaming?

Keef said...

Brian Roberts knocked himself out of the Baltimore Orioles' lineup. Literally.

The veteran second baseman explained Monday that he missed the last six games of the season for concussion-like symptoms after hitting himself in the helmet with a bat.



Smat*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Panthers cut Dwayne Jarrett."

cant get a DUI when youre a bust

BLUE said...

"cant get a DUI when youre a bust"

seahawks will pick him up

tem said...

or bengals....although if there was no gun involved then the bengals are probably not interested.

tem said...

other team just forfeited for softball. we are now 4-4.

3 forfeit wins
a 4-2 win

a 24-5 loss
a 19-9 loss
a 13-12 loss
a 10-9 loss

Keef said...

There are lots of coed teams in the park we play at, with tons of hot chicks. Starting to re-think the whole I don't want to play coed thing

tem said...

my team has 0 hot chicks. but some of the other teams do.

tem said...

we have one decent looking chick, but then her 8yr old daughter asks her a question and you say nevermind.

I'm waiting said...

"we have one decent looking chick, but then her 8yr old daughter asks her a question and you say nevermind"

There's a pedophile joke in there somewhere but I don't think I'm up for finding it.

tem said...

well, some guys would say you hit on the mom to get to the daughter.

I'm waiting said...

Yep, or the following fix of your comment:

we have one decent looking chick, but then her 8yr old daughter asks her a question and you say nevermind, she's much more my type.

tem said...

200 comments and no LP today?

The Closer (NOT!) said...

LOV lives on without the gems

The Closer (NOT!) said...

or not

Keef said...

Beth is our gem.

/steve

The Closer (NOT!) said...

RIP steve

Keef said...

"we have one decent looking chick, but then her 8yr old daughter asks her a question and you say nevermind"


You're lucky, at least she puts out

/jug

The Closer (NOT!) said...

we'll put him in the ring of honor with zeke

The Closer (NOT!) said...

You're lucky, at least she puts out


AJA...we're taking everything slow. Not sure where this one is gonna go so no reason to rush anything. the less drama the better for me right now. i still need my space...independant jug

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