Thursday, October 28, 2010

As. Challenge

So Aitch has a bet with Keef that was made in LOVAD last night. Aitch bet Keef that he couldn't go one day (today) without making an As. to any LOV member on any subject matter. one week name/pic for keef if Aitch wins, and one month unlimited name/pic change for Aitch if Keef wins.

Its harass As. day!!!

I've been watching random, older "horror" movies on AMC over the last week or so.

Has anyone seen The Human Centipede yet?

Not going to get much easier against Matt Cain, Rangers.

If people walked around in public like they drove, there would be a lot more fist fights.

Seriously, what green shirt?

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Jugdish said...

I know keef's strategy. if someone is an As. to him today, he will just walk away.

Jugdish said...

but he is going to remember all the As. comments, like Lebron james

Jugdish said...

morning meetings suck when I haven't had the right amount of diet coke yet

tem said...

as. has to comment a normal amount today.

H can just say the comment lvl wasn't a normal amount.

tem said...

i bet cgtif on the world series. i have the giants, she has the rangers.

i wanted the rangers.

tem said...

the stakes are only a homemade dinner and dessert.

i hope i don't have to cook another fucking dinner.

tem said...

i have an 8:30 meeting.

i have to poop.

my 8:30 meetings never start on time.

so do i have time to poop?

tem said...

the answer is the opposite of what i do. if i go poop then the meeting will start. if i don't then it will not start.

tem said...

not pooping is probably bad for my weight loss bet. pooping loses weight. science.

tem said...

i'm gonna poop.

El Padrino said...

i'm rooting for keef

El Padrino said...

"the stakes are only a homemade dinner and dessert."

ah classico chicken lasagna

El Padrino said...

so cliff lee is human

El Padrino said...

KNICKS!

Beth said...

My question about the keef-H as. bet is who decides if a keef comment is an as. comment or not? I see lots of disagreements about this today.

Personally, I think when they disagree it should go up for LOV opinions and consensus rules.

Beth said...

And yeah, this is going to be fun taunting keef today. I'm expecting him to let loose on everyone at 12:01 am.

Jugdish said...

Maybe we should have defined what an As. comment is


As comment: anything keef says


aitch wins!

Beth said...

"As comment: anything keef says"

Well by definition that's actually correct.

Todd Packer said...

keith is in the garden today

Todd Packer said...

arizona sucks

Todd Packer said...

the reds suck

Todd Packer said...

tOSU sucks

Todd Packer said...

pets suck

Todd Packer said...

franzia sucks

Jugdish said...

franzia sucks

Jugdish said...

franzia i2i

Todd Packer said...

family guy is grate*

Todd Packer said...

"franzia i2i"

crazy

Todd Packer said...

"so cliff lee is human"

yeah, seemed like jumping on the 1st pitch is one way to beat him

Jugdish said...

cartoons are the better

Todd Packer said...

"cartoons are the better"

almost as good as star wars

Todd Packer said...

pulp fiction is, without a doubt, the best movie ever made

BLUE said...

maybe csil isn't the crazy one, maybe keith is the crazy one, and she's normal

BLUE said...

aitch can't stand that keith is getting all the attention today

BLUE said...

nuggets off to a good start.

Jazz don't look great though...Al Jefferson doesn't really fit, yet.

BLUE said...

I wonder if Urb ever wishes he'd stayed retired

Todd Packer said...

why didn't anyone do an NHL preview?

Todd Packer said...

"I wonder if Urb ever wishes he'd stayed retired"

i think he wishes that he tried harder to keep cam

BLUE said...

urb has 5 million reasons to not stay retired

Todd Packer said...

if urb can find a way to win out the reg season it won't be a total loss... beating uga, sc and fsu and gettin back to the sec champ game is OK... i doubt he'll pull it off, but it's still out there. hopefully the week off helped

Todd Packer said...

chris rainey is back for the uga game... over/under on the number of "time to die" comments/signs i'll see at the game is high

Todd Packer said...

"My question about the keef-H as. bet is who decides if a keef comment is an as. comment or not? "

zeke should be the judge

Jugdish said...

maybe csil isn't the crazy one, maybe keith is the crazy one, and she's normal

it was an As. move to charge her so much rent...she is family

Beth said...

"chris rainey is back for the uga game... over/under on the number of "time to die" comments/signs i'll see at the game is high"

One of the local sports talk guys was going off on this the other day, saying how it shows Urb has no respect for women, how would Urb feel if another coach did this with a player who said that to Urb's daughter, etc.

Even I thought that was a bit much. Rainey's a good player and coaches relax their standards and ethics for good players. Case closed.

Beth said...

"it was an As. move to charge her so much rent...she is family"

Keef initially tried to charge rent in sexual favors, that's how he knew she's still a virgin - that's the lie she told him to get him to back off.

Beth said...

I'm just surprised Keef fell for it. I wonder if he'd believe me if I told him I was a virgin?


(laying out bait)

Jugdish said...

maybe we should have a mize no woe challenge one day

El Padrino said...

averted major disaster

BLUE said...

"it was an As. move to charge her so much rent...she is family"

she didn't pay, so he didn't really charge her anything..he's got no balls when it comes to collections....he should have had H call her.

Jugdish said...

averted major disaster

almost shit your pants?

Jugdish said...

he's got no balls when it comes to collections....


he just walked away

Jugdish said...

officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

driver: i wasn't speeding

officer keef: ::walks away::

El Padrino said...

"averted major disaster

almost shit your pants?"

nah, i dont care about that

Todd Packer said...

officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

driver: Hey, you're the passed out green-shirt guy

officer keef: ::walks away::

El Padrino said...

i hate those cup sleeves they put on coffee cups

El Padrino said...

keef when your baby gets hatched and it has his/hers first nasty baby shit compare the insides of that diaper to your living room wall and laugh at all my baby shit color jokes i've made in the past

thanks and regards

Todd Packer said...

i hate those cup sleeves they put on coffee cups

only wizard sleeves use them

Beth said...

officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

JUG: i was taking it slow

officer keef: ::walks away::

tem said...

officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

driver: sorry i was speeding

officer keef: ::dials his boss::

officer keef: uh boss, i saw a speeder and called the cops. i went home immediately afterwards.

El Padrino said...

cmep is done with being pregnant already she is not a happy camper lately

Todd Packer said...

" when your baby gets hatched "

made me aitch

El Padrino said...

"Notre Dame student dies at practice"

6-0

/keef

Todd Packer said...

officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

driver: how much is a 4'x8' sheet of plywood going for at home depot these days

officer keef: ::walks away::

Jugdish said...

does anyone want to dress up as keef for halloween?

El Padrino said...

what's hilarity about this bet today is that keef thinks Aitch is gonna actually pay his bet if he loses

that is funny

Todd Packer said...

"does anyone want to dress up as keef for halloween?"

don't forget the kevin name tag

El Padrino said...

"Gunmen killed 15 people at a car wash Wednesday in a Mexican Pacific coast state where drug-gang violence has risen this year. It was the third massacre in Mexico in less than a week."

goddamn

Todd Packer said...

h paid off his jets/pats bet with me

El Padrino said...

sneezing monkeys

Jugdish said...

"Gunmen killed 15 people at a car wash Wednesday in a Mexican Pacific coast state where drug-gang violence has risen this year. It was the third massacre in Mexico in less than a week."



that's why we require papers

/officer keef

El Padrino said...

"h paid off his jets/pats bet with me"

he sent you beer?

the fuck

Jugdish said...

he bought beers at the summit

i drank your beer Lp

El Padrino said...

"Mohammed most popular name for newborn boys -- in England!"

i hate england

Todd Packer said...

"officer keef: do you know how fast you were going?

driver: hey, i got a car full of tuna and frozen cheese i'm trying to get back home quickly

officer keef: ::gives the guy a police escort:: and then ::walks away::

Todd Packer said...

"he sent you beer"

no beer.... standard lov name/pic bet

BLUE said...

typuing with glovwas on isa harsd

Jugdish said...

Seriously, what green shirt?

Todd Packer said...

blue is tem-drunk

Beth said...

does anyone want to dress up as keef* for halloween?

*fixed

Jugdish said...

suite costume!

/Lp

Todd Packer said...

"does anyone want to dress up as keef* for halloween?"

grate* costume

/ep

Todd Packer said...

too slow

Beth said...

"too slow"

Age does that.

Todd Packer said...

"sneezing monkeys"

michael jackson is still alive?

Todd Packer said...

"too slow"

"Age does that."



yeah, i guess it's bad when you are slower than jug

BLUE said...

one of keith's dogs?

Beth said...

"one of keith's dogs?"

You should've posted that link as "dat ass".

BLUE said...

I thought about that too

Jugdish said...

yeah, i guess it's bad when you are slower than jug


^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

horrendous start to the day

El Padrino said...

tps is like a cunt on a rag

Jugdish said...

Anderson was extremely upset after media reports labeled her as a prostitute or escort, a source told the entertainment gossip website.



don't want to give the porn star a bad name

Jugdish said...

Meyer: Poor practices to blame for Gators' woes




Urban Meiyer

Spaceman Spiff said...

clifton phifer got swiss cheesed up, shook by seeing lincecums hair and wilsons beard in person

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

*hole

Todd Packer said...

"Meyer: Poor practices to blame for Gators' woes"


from the article:
"You coach it and you make sure you practice the mess out of it"


urb knows about the mess

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Giants to place Mathias Kiwanuka on injured reserve with neck injury"

suite

Jugdish said...

urb knows about the mess


what's the football equal to looking at strike 3?

/Beltran

Jugdish said...

can't have an As. challenge with no As.

Jugdish said...

As. forfeits...Aitch wins

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod,

the injun on the ultimate fighter lost last night

BLUE said...

he's winning so far

BLUE said...

or maybe that's the assiest thing, not commenting

Jugdish said...

kod,

the injun on the ultimate fighter lost last night



damn white man!

/kod

Beth said...

"As. forfeits...Aitch wins"

"or maybe that's the assiest thing, not commenting"

Either way, H is on his way to victory at this rate.

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef doesnt post this early usually, no?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yesterday 1:30 EST, day before that 1230 EST, dont get too excited

Beth said...

Dammit spiff, reason has no place here.

kod said...

"kod,

the injun on the ultimate fighter lost last night"


-it's all fixed anyway



s

kod said...

Hey Beth


any recommendations for things to do in Alpharetta? I'll be cabbing it....unless the Hyatt there hooks me up with a free shuttle

kod said...

"I've been watching random, older "horror" movies on AMC over the last week or so."


Yo Tambien.....good stuff

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

annyong

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

I'm going to think about my comments slowly today

BLUE said...

that's an "as." comment...you lose

BLUE said...

that was a dig at jug...you know it was

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"i'm rooting for keef"

DOUBLE DRAGON

kod said...

"that's an "as." comment...you lose"


probably not; I'm trying to bait him though

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"My question about the keef-H as. bet is who decides if a keef comment is an as. comment or not? I see lots of disagreements about this today.

Personally, I think when they disagree it should go up for LOV opinions and consensus rules"



I won't even let it get to that point

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"keith is in the garden today"

I don't have a garden now

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"the reds suck"

Yeah it wasn't much of a Red October

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

ketchup might take a while

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"pulp fiction is, without a doubt, the best movie ever made"

I like Top Gun better

tem said...

"I don't have a garden now"

as.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"maybe csil isn't the crazy one, maybe keith is the crazy one, and she's normal"

You just blew my mind

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"it was an As. move to charge her so much rent...she is family"


It wasn't csil

Jugdish said...

still an As. move

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"keef when your baby gets hatched and it has his/hers first nasty baby shit compare the insides of that diaper to your living room wall and laugh at all my baby shit color jokes i've made in the past

thanks and regards"

ok

BLUE said...

so the comments that he's responding too...those are the ones he wants to be an ass about, but he's trying to be polite...kind of condescending...assish almost

El Padrino said...

20 potatoes a day diet, fool

Jugdish said...

so the comments that he's responding too...those are the ones he wants to be an ass about, but he's trying to be polite...kind of condescending...assish almost


^^^^^^^

very sarcastic

tem said...

he can't win the bet because anything he types we will read as him being an as.

Jugdish said...

that's why it was a smat* bet

El Padrino said...

O:FB

keef will win

tem said...

h already won. he is smat.

Jugdish said...

O:FAs.


aitch wins

kod said...

"NPR spent the past several months analyzing hundreds of pages of campaign finance reports, lobbying documents and corporate records. What they show is a quiet, behind-the-scenes effort to help draft and pass Arizona Senate Bill 1070 by an industry that stands to benefit from it: the private prison industry.

The law could send hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants to prison in a way never done before. And it could mean hundreds of millions of dollars in profits to private prison companies responsible for housing them."

-nice to see private prisons setting national immigration policy. Remember what happened in PA with their private prison system? Yeah, this won't end well.

El Padrino said...

this is bullshit, this is like my spelling bet that i was being robbed over

Jugdish said...

this is bullshit, this is like my spelling bet that i was being robbed over



you lost that fair and square

El Padrino said...

not according to Merriman's

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"officer keef: uh boss, i saw a speeder and called the cops. i went home immediately afterwards."


hilarity

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"what's hilarity about this bet today is that keef thinks Aitch is gonna actually pay his bet if he loses"


ha

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"can't have an As. challenge with no As."


I normally don't start commenting until between 9-10:00 PST

Steve said...

Ah, the Chump makes a bet to see how much of a beating he can take while lying down.

no real surprise there.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"keef doesnt post this early usually, no?

yesterday 1:30 EST, day before that 1230 EST, dont get too excited"



DOUBLE DRAGON!

kod said...

"ha"


snarky

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"still an As. move"

An as. move would be to let her live there and then say, oh btw, you owe us rent for lodging, food, & utilities. Pre-arranged agreements are different

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"so the comments that he's responding too...those are the ones he wants to be an ass about, but he's trying to be polite...kind of condescending...assish almost"

I thoat* about that last night. Figured aitch would take the non-as. comments as me being a dick

Jugdish said...

Lp just tweeted that he is dropping a deuce next to his boss


facebook is the better

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"very sarcastic"

how so?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"this is bullshit, this is like my spelling bet that i was being robbed over"

Do you want another opportunity

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Ah, the Chump makes a bet to see how much of a beating he can take while lying down.

no real surprise there."



I really don't take myself that seriously

ns

El Padrino said...

"Lp just tweeted that he is dropping a deuce next to his boss"

shit was awkward cuz he was firing away

Jugdish said...

SAS steve showed up


s

Jugdish said...

shit was awkward cuz he was firing away



did you guys talk in there?

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

does anyone watch the top chef desserts?

El Padrino said...

no

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"shit was awkward cuz he was firing away"

Is he the one that steals your newspaper?

El Padrino said...

"Is he the one that steals your newspaper?"

no, that douche steals someone elses now

dirtbag

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

time for about 7 add/drops in the keeper league

kod said...

"does anyone watch the top chef desserts?"


no, mostly because Gayle is awful (ns)

Beth said...

Btw keef, you've paid off our non-bet, you can switch away from the Falcons name/pic if you want.

Beth said...

And Kod, not sure about anything to do specifically in Alpharetta other than a mall, but there is a very good seafood restaurant there - Atlantic Seafood.

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"no, mostly because Gayle is awful (ns)"

Yeah she is kind of annoying. Team diva irks me, too

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

"Btw keef, you've paid off our non-bet, you can switch away from the Falcons name/pic if you want."

totally forgot. Thanks

Falcons are SB bound!! said...

Schaub vs. Indy or Bree's* vs. Pitt?

Jugdish said...

Schaub

kod said...

there is a very good seafood restaurant there - Atlantic Seafood.



niiiice; thank ya

kod said...

surprisingly enough, it's really hard to find good seafood in Bemidji

Jugdish said...

fish sticks

Jugdish said...

orange slices...suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak, aware me on blair whites possible production this week in comparison to garcon

Spaceman Spiff said...

never took top chef desserts off the DVR, havent watched this weeks though

Todd Packer said...

"keith is in the garden today"

"I don't have a garden now"


that was a rome reference... wasn't rome in "the garden" the other day

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem,

UFC merging with WEC, awesome

aldo is the featherweight champ, will fight at UFC 125

there will be a 125 division

will be a lightweight unification fight

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that was a rome reference... wasn't rome in "the garden" the other day"

yup, good call

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Subway now charges 49 cents to toast your sandwich when it use to be FREE!"


can anyone confirm this? bullshit

Todd Packer said...

"never took top chef desserts off the DVR, havent watched this weeks though"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

i might be 2 weeks behind... the show is pretty bad, but i keep watching

Todd Packer said...

kieth, what are you're felling's about yesterday nites base ball game? do you tink the ranger's can get there stuff together four game too?

kod said...

"Subway now charges 49 cents to toast your sandwich when it use to be FREE!"


damn gluten free diet; I miss Subway

kod said...

"When asked if he'd like to do more than just cheer on his former team in the future, Bonds said he would be interested in becoming a hitting coach in the future. "I have a gift and sooner or later I have to give it away," Bonds said."

-yeah, and I'd like to win the powerball; I think my odds are still better

El Padrino said...

A tape of a man claiming to be Osama Bin Laden threatening France appears to be authentic, officials said today.

tem said...

"UFC merging with WEC, awesome"

seemed like it was only a matter of time.

wec couldn't really do shows on its own even though there are some tough dudes there.

125 division? i thought featherweight was closer to 135...125 seems impossibly light.

El Padrino said...

"I miss Subway"

wow, never thought i'd ever see these words

Spaceman Spiff said...

featherweight will be 145, dont know about a 135 division

tem said...

145 sounds much better than 125.

tem said...

basically ufc is finally folding up the wec. good idea.

i'll like it when i know that aldo is fighting.

as is i hear about it on friday when someone told me aldo fought on versus live on wednesday....

El Padrino said...

"featherweight will be 145, dont know about a 135 division"

is there a XXXXL weight division?

/rev

kod said...

"wow, never thought i'd ever see these words"


don't know what ya got...till it's gone; I'm down to KFC and Taco Bell. I think I miss Whoppers the most

Spaceman Spiff said...

had BK for the first time in a while a few weeks ago, disappointing, may never eat BK again

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully this chick comes with the WEC and even better, replaces that black ring card girl

El Padrino said...

burger king is the worst

Jugdish said...

burger king is the worst



yeah its not very good. maybe their onion rings and that's about it.

Beth said...

"hopefully this chick comes with the WEC and even better, replaces that black ring card girl"

At the risk of ep and spiff talking about me being jealous, doesn't her head seem way too big for her body in that pic?

She's still very attractive of course, but I'm just saying...

Jugdish said...

At the risk of ep and spiff talking about me being jealous, doesn't her head seem way too big for her body in that pic?



looks like it was photoshopped on

/zeke

Jugdish said...

"that bird flew right into your head...almost like he couldn't avoid it. Ain't never seen that before."

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulder blocking her neck there

Spaceman Spiff said...

front shot

head less big looking especially because of thighs like hwat*

Spaceman Spiff said...

almost

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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