Friday, September 24, 2010

Week 3 Picks

I wanna sleep on Katy Perry's tits. Like rest my head. Can we talk about the Mario Williams/Reggie Bush draft for a minute. I was wrong. Much smarter to draft Mario. I think that is obvious now. I mean Bush is a fine player but he's really a late round pick if that was done over. Looking back the Texans had a monster draft that year. Aforementioned Williams, DeMeco Ryans, Owen Wilson and tackle Eric Winston. I love looking at old drafts. Cortland Finnegan was a 7th round pick out of Samford. Dude is lockdown. That's sick. And of course Colston, who was picked 3 spots from being Mr. Irrelevant.

Non NFL talk now. What's the most annoying home chore? Do you pump your own gas or is that illegal like in NJ? How many slices can you eat? Have you ever had a wet dream? Do you like the taste of pumpkin? Fuck-Marry-Kill : Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Oprah. GO.

P.S - If we don't hit Sperta today, TODAY, we will all be subjected to shaving the ugly hairs off of Tem's dick.

Record : 6-10

Week 3
San Fran (-2.5) @ KC - Niners played the champs pretty damn close. It's obvious the Chiefs are a better team but The Arrowhead win vs the Chargers may be the highlight of the year. I still think they are a below .500 team so I will trust that instinct and give points on the road. Tough call. Alex Smith could get rattled at the Head.....but Willis is going to eat Cassel's ass.

Detroit (+11) @ Minnestoa - What? 11 points. Wait. Has Vegas watched any football yet? Is Steve setting the lines? Detroit is clearly a better team with a real defensive line and a real threat at running back. Shaun Hill is adequate enough to hang around for 4 quarters. Vikes get off the schneid but not by more than 11 points.

Cincinnati (-3) @ Carolina - Pretty obvious Carolina is the shittiest team or one of the shittiest teams in the league.

Cleveland @ Baltimore (-10.5) - Ravens usually handle their business against teams with a losing record. They also have a nice Sept. ATS record and they covered both 09 meetings, rather handily I might add. I see no difference in the Browns this year so see no reason to change strategy here.

Tennessee @ Giants (-3) - Just see the Giants rebounding here. Nothing else really to analyze.

Pittsburgh (-2.5) @ Tampa - Look Tampa, you got two wins. One vs the Browns and one vs the Panthers. Two teams that may combine to win 2 games all year. It's time you graduated to the big boys. Freeman running around making plays.....ssshhiiitt, I fully expect to see a Monday youtube.com spiff link of him getting suplexed to the ground by Harrison or Timmons.

Atlanta @ New Orleans (-4) - Simple, home team. Keep it simple. When the game is at the Georgia Dome take the dirty birds. Atlanta is a bad road team.

Buffalo @ New England (-14) - Pakcers did it, so can the Brady's. It's lay wood week here at the El Pad's!

Dallas @ Houston (-3) - Can't wait to see the sheer panic on Wade Phillips face come press conference time after the 38-24 loss to the Texans. Maybe Romo will wear that gay fucking hat he wore last week. Hey doucher, you live in Texas not London. Asswipe. P.S. Mario Williams.

Washington (-3.5) over St. Louis - I don't really have much to say about this one. I'm glad it's not the Fox game of the week?

Philly (-3) @ Jacksonville - The Vick Story continues. Good seats still available in Jax by the way.

San Diego @ Seattle (+5.5) - 12th man gets it done. Chargers don't fare well on the road early. Upset special.

Colts (-5.5) over Broncos - Colts always lay into Denver. Like everytime they've ever played. Ever. Including playoffs.

Oakland (+4.5) over Arizona - I can't bet against the Tom Cable Bowling Shirt. It's too fucking awesome. Between that and his haircut I can't take it. It's so funny. He also reminds me of Dan Connor aka John Goodman.

NY Jets @ Miami (-2) -Jets have yet to beat Miami under Rex Ryan and Miami is 8-1 in the past 9 games vs division opponents. They are just as tough as the Jets on D and have a slightly better offense right now.

Green Bay pick tomorrow.

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Yugdish said...

Can we talk about the Mario Williams/Reggie Bush draft for a minute. I was wrong.


They talk about this on the radio down here every year, at least three times a year. Basically when the pick happened everyone here wanted Bush or VY...Mario wasn't even in the equation. Bush was the popular pick, but everyone would have been happy with VY because of the Texas thing.

Yugdish said...

Owen Wilson




Owen Daniels

Yugdish said...

What's the most annoying home chore?


laundry...specifically the folding

Yugdish said...

cleaning the bathroom is a close second

Yugdish said...

Do you pump your own gas or is that illegal like in NJ?


full service still exists?

Yugdish said...

How many slices can you eat?


i stop at 4. I could eat one or two more, but it would not be a good day after that

Yugdish said...

Have you ever had a wet dream?


yes

Yugdish said...

Do you like the taste of pumpkin?


no

Yugdish said...

Fuck-Marry-Kill : Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Oprah.



kill myself

Yugdish said...

Dallas @ Houston (-3)

I'm really looking forward to this one. Obviously a lot of hype down here and fans are probably more into this one than the Colts game 2 weeks ago.

Texans have given up over 900 yards passing over the last two games. I don't think losing Duane Brown is a HUGE loss, but it hurts a little. Ware should have a good game, but Mario is just as dangerous.

Yugdish said...

Brady and terrell davis were both 6 rounders right?

Yugdish said...

good post freak

Yugdish said...

hi tps

tem said...

I think I am on board with all of el pads picks....first time ever

Keef said...

"what's the whiskey tango ratio?"


me & cmk were the WT, everyone else was black

tem said...

I should go to where keith is eating lunch and eat with him...but not tell him. Just go and sit right down at his table.

Beth said...

"I think I am on board with all of el pads picks....first time ever"

Well that sucks for you.

Beth said...

How many slices can you eat?

4 if I did a long run that morning, but normally I'm a 2 slice gal, occasionally 3.

Beth said...

"Do you like the taste of pumpkin?"

Not by itself but I've had some amazing pumpkin chocolate muffins in my life.

Beth said...

"Have you ever had a wet dream?"

Well not a wet dream per se, but the female equivalent.

Yugdish said...

I should go to where keith is eating lunch and eat with him...but not tell him. Just go and sit right down at his table.



go up to the table...don't say a word....give him a keef sanchez and then walk away.

Beth said...

"go up to the table...don't say a word....give him a keef sanchez and then walk away"

You'd be my hero if you did that tem.

El Padrino said...

owen wilson was done on purpose

El Padrino said...

laundry...specifically the folding

sucks to be you

El Padrino said...

i hate mopping the floors even though I am a neurotic about clean floors

its weird

El Padrino said...

"go up to the table...don't say a word....give him a keef sanchez and then walk away"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

Brady and terrell davis were both 6 rounders right?

yes

El Padrino said...

"4 if I did a long run that morning, but normally I'm a 2 slice gal, occasionally 3."

typical girl answer, racked with guilt and second guessing

El Padrino said...

"full service still exists?"

in nj it is, ny too but you pay more

El Padrino said...

fyi, roasted pumpkin is delicious

Yugdish said...

owen wilson was done on purpose



kinda thought so

Yugdish said...

sucks to be you


a lot of times ill dry a load of clothes and take them out of the dryer as i need them

Beth said...

"typical girl answer, racked with guilt and second guessing"

Remind me again how that 6 pack is going EP?

Beth said...

"a lot of times ill dry a load of clothes and take them out of the dryer as i need them"

Speaking of typical answers, that's a typical guy answer.

El Padrino said...

"Remind me again how that 6 pack is going EP?"

not well but i have a pretty dong :)

El Padrino said...

speaking of pizza i have to get to Lucali's, sounds like it's the new #1 pizza joint in brooklyn

El Padrino said...

and it's byob, there is nothing that i love more than a classic italian rest or pizzeria that is byob

you save so much money

El Padrino said...

gold

El Padrino said...

soccer fans are nuts

BLUE said...

"full service still exists?"

Oregon its mandated by law, can't pump your own gas there.


thanks obama

BLUE said...

"What's the most annoying home chore?"

what's a chore? is that what the black people that work for me do?

tem said...

"You'd be my hero if you did that tem.
"

i'm not already?

BLUE said...

"How many slices can you eat?"

how many can i eat, or how many do I eat

i can probably eat the whole pie...but then i wouldn't feel very good for 3 days

BLUE said...

"Have you ever had a wet dream?"


nope

BLUE said...

"Do you like the taste of pumpkin?"

not really, don't like pumpkin pie at all

tem said...

What's the most annoying home chore?

shaving the underside of your dick

Do you pump your own gas or is that illegal like in NJ?

pump my own, no full service stations around, wouldn't use one anyway.

How many slices can you eat?

6

Have you ever had a wet dream?

doesn't everyone? it is science.

Do you like the taste of pumpkin?

sometimes

Fuck-Marry-Kill : Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Oprah. GO.

i don't know who nancy pelosi is. marry oprah though, she is super rich.

BLUE said...

"Fuck-Marry-Kill : Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Oprah."

yes please

Yugdish said...

how many can i eat, or how many do I eat



I'm a man. I eat large portions.

/Lp

BLUE said...

especially that thin crust ny style crap...that has no weight to it, I can eat a whole pie if I put my mind to it.


deep dish..maybe 2 slices, because that's a meal

Yugdish said...

How many slices can you eat?


I thought he meant slices of cheese, but I eat that by the block.

/Rev

tem said...

i figured 6 was about the whole pie. is 8 the whole pie? i can eat almost a whole pie.

Beth said...

"i'm not already?"

You'd be my hero even more (if that's even possible) if you did that tem.

*fixed, happy now?

El Padrino said...

"how many can i eat, or how many do I eat"

Can. For example I can eat 6.

i attempted to eat a whole pie once, i failed

BLUE said...

"i attempted to eat a whole pie once, i failed"

pussy

El Padrino said...

we are talking 8 slices, NY style pie

El Padrino said...

like pasta, pizza expands in your stomach before digestion

it's science

El Padrino said...

"pussy"

shut up fatty

Yugdish said...

like pasta, pizza expands in your stomach before digestion

it's science



did you run that theory by tem?

El Padrino said...

tem knows, that's why he can only eat 6 slices, like me

El Padrino said...

meiz can eat one slice

Yugdish said...

meiz doesn't cut his pizza into slices...he just eats the whole thing

Yugdish said...

he eats it with a knife and spork

BLUE said...

meiz can't afford pizza

BLUE said...

"like pasta, pizza expands in your stomach before digestion"

yep, but since there's very little bread in a NYstyle pizza there's very little expanding

BLUE said...

"shut up fatty"

at least i'm not a failure

Beth said...

I have to say, if I lived in CM I'd be eating more than 2 slices at a time I'm sure. That's one thing I totally agree with EP on, good NY pizza is amazing.

Yugdish said...

yep, but since there's very little bread in a NYstyle pizza there's very little expanding


that means he should be able to eat more...if he was a man

tem said...

"*fixed, happy now?

yes

El Padrino said...

bad fries

BLUE said...

"that means he should be able to eat more...if he was a man"

true

BLUE said...

but he's a pussy

El Padrino said...

nice bait blue

tem said...

i can eat a whole 14 inch pizza. 16 inch not so much.

i could do it if i hadn't eaten for awhile i guess. but under normal circumstances no.

BLUE said...

how many wings can you eat?

El Padrino said...

add pizza eating contest to the next lov trip

i got $100 that says no one eats an entire pie (no puking)

BLUE said...

I think the most i've ever been able to eat in one sitting is 20 or so, maybe 25

El Padrino said...

"how many wings can you eat?"

never really put a number on that, the most i have eaten is 3 dozen, they used to have this 5 cent wing deal on monday nights at The Kettle Black bar in Bay Ridge

we would destroy that special

El Padrino said...

"I think the most i've ever been able to eat in one sitting is 20 or so, maybe 25"

pussy

Yugdish said...

16 inch not so much.


its tough to get 16 inches down


/beth

BLUE said...

"pussy"

i never said I failed

Yugdish said...

how many wings can you eat?


most ive ever eaten in one sitting is 24.

boneless i never eat over 12

usually get the naked tenders at BW2...4-6 of those depending on if i get fries or not

BLUE said...

i remember ordering 20 or 25 naked at Hooters once and feeling like I was going to puke afterwards, but at least I finished them all

Yugdish said...

most ive ever eaten in one sitting is 24.



that was over an ALCS game...so we ordered some...then ordered a few more...then ordered a few more.

then someone who just came by picked up the tab...awesome!

Yugdish said...

purple hearts...we won't pay for a drink all night.

El Padrino said...

the 3 dozen was during the course of a monday night game

tem said...

i can't count that high to figure out the number of wings i can eat.

also, if the payoff is $100 i can eat a 16 inch pie.

El Padrino said...

we'll see

i've won all of these "betcha cant eat this" bets

Yugdish said...

my brothers and i have talked about having a boneless wing eating contest, like all you can eat in 3 minutes. it hasn't happened yet though.

BLUE said...

"i've won all of these "betcha cant eat this" bets"

i'll use my flip and video me eating a whole pie...i'll post it on youtube and then you can just send me the $100

Yugdish said...

is there a time limit on this bet?

El Padrino said...

"i'll use my flip and video me eating a whole pie...i'll post it on youtube and then you can just send me the $100"

I dont think so tim

BLUE said...

no time limit was set

El Padrino said...

how do i know your not gonna puke immediately after

tem said...

its gotta be a NYC pie anyway, probably

Yugdish said...

honor system

Yugdish said...

get the brooklyn one from dominos

Yugdish said...

same thing

Beth said...

"its tough to get 16 inches down

/beth"

That's slander, I've worked hard to perfect that skill!

s

Beth said...

"i remember ordering 20 or 25 naked at Hooters once and feeling like I was going to puke afterwards, but at least I finished them all"

Why were you naked at Hooters?

s

tem said...

why wouldn't he be naked there?

Beth said...

Oh that's right, blue isn't the one with hair on the underside of his dick, so I guess that's ok.

Yugdish said...

Why were you naked at Hooters?



Hooters make me sick too

/Mize

Yugdish said...

TP

Yugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

with had a spirited am then died

tem said...

not a lot of hair

tem said...

RIP with

El Padrino said...

for the record

i'd kill oprah, fuck pelosi and marry hillary

Yugdish said...

gross

Todd Packer said...

"i got $100 that says no one eats an entire pie (no puking)"

no toppings. cm 18" pie... i can do it

El Padrino said...

don nelson

El Padrino said...

you are my hero

Todd Packer said...

What's the most annoying home chore?

yard work

Do you pump your own gas or is that illegal like in NJ?

nj is a shit hole

How many slices can you eat?

a lot

Have you ever had a wet dream?
back in '42

Do you like the taste of pumpkin?
pumpkin sucks

Fuck-Marry-Kill : Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Oprah.

kill'em all

Todd Packer said...

"me & cmk were the WT, everyone else was black"

yikes

Yugdish said...

Have you ever had a wet dream?
back in '42


hilarity...we would have also accepted


Have you ever had a wet dream?
not since i got that bag

Todd Packer said...

sink hole guys were just here for 2 hours.... they start working in 2 weeks.... they are basicaly going to fuck up my house and yard. woe

Yugdish said...

also you could have split that up into multiple posts so we can get to sparta

Yugdish said...

sink hole guys were just here for 2 hours.... they start working in 2 weeks.... they are basicaly going to fuck up my house and yard. woe


you're getting a lot of money for that right? and avoiding some yard work

Yugdish said...

Cowboys suck!!!

tem said...

yeah if the yard sinks into the earth then no more yard work.

BLUE said...

Cowboys will probably win, because the TExans are getting too much hype now

tem said...

"Cowboys suck!!!"

i agree.

/indians kod works for/with

Todd Packer said...

"you're getting a lot of money for that right? and avoiding some yard work"

value of the house goes down more than the $$$ they are giving us.... and when the fuckers are done i'm going to have a shit load of yard work to do

Todd Packer said...

"not since i got that bag"

nice

Yugdish said...

value of the house goes down more than the $$$ they are giving us.... and when the fuckers are done i'm going to have a shit load of yard work to do


double woe

Yugdish said...

i don't like yard work either...been avoiding it lately

Todd Packer said...

"also you could have split that up into multiple posts so we can get to sparta"

good point

Yugdish said...

i texted this joke to a few the other day...


Why did God invent yeast infections?

Yugdish said...

so women know what its like to live with an irritated cunt

Yugdish said...

my friend told that one to a hooters waitress...it was hilarity

Todd Packer said...

grate* joke

El Padrino said...

i like that joke

Todd Packer said...

UK/UF tailgate menu (7:00pm game)

breakfast:
bourbon
beer
bagels

noon grilling:
shrimp kebob
beef kebob
bourbon
beer

5pm grilling:
burgers
pork loin
pasta salad
bourbon
beer

post game:
diet dew
aspiron

Spaceman Spiff said...

"add pizza eating contest to the next lov trip

i got $100 that says no one eats an entire pie (no puking)"

i ate a whole costco pepperoni during the skins-cowboys game week 1, not as large as a NY large but it is thicker

Spaceman Spiff said...

pumpkin tempura is good

tem said...

i am going to a florida tailgate

Spaceman Spiff said...

i eat that with duck sauce

/EP

tem said...

i eat that with duck sauce, just an ounce

/EP

fized

Beth said...

"so women know what its like to live with an irritated cunt"

I think I'll be repeating that joke to some friends soon.

Todd Packer said...

"i am going to a florida tailgate"

as long as you don't keith sanchez me

El Padrino said...

post game:
diet dew
aspiron
couch

*ficced

Todd Packer said...

tying to get a discount rate at encore in vegas right now... saw some $115/night deal... i'm sure it's a scam

El Padrino said...

i bet spiff can do it, he has epic fast food meals

El Padrino said...

i put pumpkin in my beef stew sometimes

ns

Todd Packer said...

"post game:
diet dew
aspiron
couch

*ficced"


good fix... cmtp is going to the game too. she is ablready complaing about gettin out there a 8:00am.

El Padrino said...

oh snap cmtp is going

Todd Packer said...

watching the tc reunion show... the black chick from texas can't say puree

El Padrino said...

free tickets to the Opera

i passed

gollum is all over it

says the Opera is
"a wonderful experience" (Say that in broken english)

fag

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Felix Hernandez's run support: Seattle has scored 14 runs in his 12 losses."

anyone but CC for CY

Todd Packer said...

"oh snap cmtp is going"

yeah she hits about 3 games a year... sotp is pissed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"watching the tc reunion show... the black chick from texas can't say puree"

tiffany? i dont wanna watch her on all stars, boring, should of had angelo and the beast

El Padrino said...

he should be, he's a lil man, he's 13!

El Padrino said...

Beast busy with his new Nippers joint in Jax

Todd Packer said...

"and the beast"

^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

i'm betting on tre winning tcas

El Padrino said...

Blais

Todd Packer said...

"he should be, he's a lil man, he's 13!"

outside shot that sotp goes... cmtp has a friend that might go just to tailgate and watch the game from our tailgate. cmtp would stay with her and sotp could go in to the game with me

El Padrino said...

why isnt B Volt on

El Padrino said...

but then you cant act a fool and get crunk with sotp there

Todd Packer said...

"Blais"

nice pick, forgot about him

Spaceman Spiff said...

beff, you watch survivor this week, tribal coucil was hilarity, moron got himself voted out, i bet people switched their votes at the last second

El Padrino said...

still think Ed was robbed

Spaceman Spiff said...

of the title or of pea puree

Spaceman Spiff said...

s

Todd Packer said...

"but then you cant act a fool and get crunk with sotp there"

i usually don't get too loaded... too much shit going on (food, tv, sat.dish, generator, fuckin' up homeless dudes). plus it's so damn hot you sweat out all the booze. hard to get really messes up... lsu and uga game will be no wife or kids. gonna get really loaded for those games

Todd Packer said...

still think the beast was robbed


*fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

"hard to get really messes up... "

you drunk right now?

s

Todd Packer said...

"messes up"

funny... messed up

JFreak said...

"i ate a whole costco pepperoni during the skins-cowboys game week 1"

That's pretty impressive. Those are huge. And greasy. But great value.

El Padrino said...

It turns out Harper, the Nats’ first overall draft pick, grew up rooting for the Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees and Duke. This fresh on the heels of an interview last month in which, when asked to describe himself in one word, Harper first considered “gorgeous,” then settled on “Hercules.”

wow

I'm An As. Too said...

"i'd kill oprah, fuck pelosi and marry hillary"


Marry, kill, fuck

Todd Packer said...

Harper first considered “gorgeous,” then settled on “douche"

fixed

Todd Packer said...

how was the temchez, keith

Todd Packer said...

damn, that's meiz, not the real as.

Todd Packer said...

how is the pizza joint so far?

BLUE said...

post game:
diet dew
aspiron
couch

/fized

El Padrino said...

Really Blue, Really?

BLUE said...

damn that sat on my computer for a long as time

BLUE said...

well better late than never

Todd Packer said...

got a new phone system at work... new shit is tied to my laptop and blackberry. can't escape work calls now. more woe

Yugdish said...

well better late than never


TWSS

Todd Packer said...

just picked up a $300K bus stop project with a ridiculous schedule... gonna have to hire more people. how are your autocad skills meiz?

El Padrino said...

300K or 300MM

Todd Packer said...

$300,000

I'm An As. Too said...

"how is the pizza joint so far?"

well, I've only worked 1 day so far. Called yesterday to see what my schedule will be like, was told it was too busy to do that & she'd call back later. Pshh


I'm gonna re-apply at Costco & Home Depot again.

Yugdish said...

just picked up a $300K bus stop project


I can help

/Keef

JFreak said...

You can make pizza at Costco.

I'm An As. Too said...

"how are your autocad skills meiz?"


They were decent enough in high school. To score me a couple of A's in metals class.

JFreak said...

unnecessary apostrophe.

Yugdish said...

You can make pizza at Costco.


2 birds...one stone

Yugdish said...

unnecessary apostrophe.



he didn't want us to think he got some As in metal class

I'm An As. Too said...

"he didn't want us to think he got some As in metal class"

something along these lines^^

Yugdish said...

FTR, I was not in Mize's metal class


/Keef

BLUE said...

unnecessary period

Yugdish said...

Given that Joseph Addai ran like O.J. Simpson against the Giants last week (and I mean the O.J. of 1972), what's Chris Johnson going to do this week? I'm stunned at the papier-mâché effort the Giants' front put up in Indy last week. No other team is getting less production out of more money spent on the defensive line than the Giants.



rut roh Lp

Todd Packer said...

just watched the new will arnett show... it was not very good

JFreak said...

anybody else been to a mellow mushroom?

Yugdish said...

Vernon Davis or Santana Moss?

Yugdish said...

PPR league

Yugdish said...

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