Tuesday, September 28, 2010

regularly scheduled program

My stupid phone keeps telling me I have a new email, but then when I check the thing the email is one I already deleted. It can’t remember that I deleted stuff. Pisses me off.


Random WVU talk

They aren’t as bad as I thought. I feel like the fans in Major League when they decide that the Indians aren’t that shitty. Except nobody is screwing Renee Russo and Rick Vaughn ain’t walking through that door. They might win the Big East, which isn’t a big deal. Last time I said they would be an SEC doormat. Now I think they’d be a 6th place team in the SEC.


Random Buckeye Talk


Apparently OSU fans think they have 4 of the top 10 RBs in the nation on their roster. All they talk about now is how the third string guy needs more carries and the first string guy too and how Pryor could run for 100yds every day if he wanted to...I guess OSU fans want to see the triple option out there. Of course I guess I would too if the other option was watching Pryor throw the ball. He is getting better, so now instead of a F, he is a D+.

Also it is funny to hear Buckeye fans watch TV and hear the things that other stadiums do and then instantly say that the other team ripped their stadium off. For example, at OSU games when the opposing team hits 3rd down the stadium noise is a big gong sound. They do this at WVU games and Marshall games and IU games and Bama games and probably at 58% of the games around the nation. But Buckeye fans think they invented it. Damn Buckeye fans and their thinking.


Family Guy Talk

Watched the new episodes of Simpsons, Cleveland Show and Family Guy on Sunday. They were all pretty bad. Family Guy was a whodunit. I did not guess whodidit, but I totally knew what would happened at the end. That would make sense if you watched it.



Fantasy sports talk: ________

Lost in my $$$ league last week because I benched Marshall and Vick. Poor coaching. I had some good coaching early on, but failed miserably last week. At least it wasn’t the playoffs. PLAYOFFS? It’s still early, gotta win games now before I think about the playoffs. PLAYOFFS?



Is _________ hot ?


Mira Sorvino


Sometimes she looks smoking hot, but other times, not so much. I think the answer here is that she used to be hot and with the proper makeup she was smoking hot (so not smoking hot, got it /as.) but the years haven’t been as kind to her and we would have hoped. So now she is just good looking with a ceiling of hot given the proper makeup. Aging is a bitch.



NFL Talk

Polian says 18-game NFL season is done deal….sigh, I hope not. I love me some NFL, but I do not want to see an 18 game season. I guess I enjoy the status quo. People are always changing stuff just for the sake of changing it. That annoys me. Some would say I am anti-progress, but I think it is more of not wanting to mess with a good thing. 18 games just means more injuries, which means more teams playing without their best players in important games. It also means more games I don’t really want to see. Are the Pats and Jets going to play 3 times a year now? No. The Pats are going to play the Rams and I just don’t care. The teams I want to see play each other pretty much always do. Pats/Colts, every year it seems. 18 games is going to give me Colts vs the Bucs. I guess it will be nice to see the Bucs play near me, maybe I’ll go. But whatever.

So let’s keep 16 games because I want to and let’s put imdb.com back to the way it used to be. Also the new way Facebook (don’t have time for that shit /lp, blue) treats game updates is dumb.



I still dislike Rick Reilly. A lot.

That is all.

328 comments:

1 – 200 of 328   Newer›   Newest»
Beth said...

1 sentence post last week, 3 sentences this week. You may want to pace yourself there tem.

Yugdish said...

Tem has tripled his production over the last year.

/Tem's boss on his performance eval

Yugdish said...

BEARS!

Beth said...

Isn't that supposed to be "DA BEARS"?

Yugdish said...

DA BEARS!!

Yugdish said...

fixed

Beth said...

Mike Ditka thanks you.

El Padrino said...

nice post freak

El Padrino said...

man the Packers better get a running back STAT

Yugdish said...

not committing 17 penalties would help their cause too...yeesh!

Yugdish said...

good to see Hester still has that faster gear too.

JFreak said...

good to see that lovie smith finally remembered what devin hester does well, return.

BLUE said...

good to see that lovie smith is still alive

BLUE said...

Melo: "i never said i wanted traded"


of course not, he'd rather be able to pick where he wants to go and sign as a free agent.

Yugdish said...

cooler weather has come to Houston...suite

BLUE said...

also he never said he didn't want to be traded either

BLUE said...

"cooler weather has come to Houston...suite"

according to Jim Nantz, the heat index here is like 128° today (s)

BLUE said...

i'm going to walk around town with a whiteboard over my head

Yugdish said...

he is using the Celsius scale


s

El Padrino said...

blue is woody paige?

tem said...

"Tem has tripled his production over the last year."

tripled in 1 week.

by the middle of March people will be bitching that the posts are too long.

Beth said...

"by the middle of March people will be bitching that the posts are too long"

They're already too long.

s

BLUE said...

TWSS?

Todd Packer said...

always thought mira sorvino was hot... have not seen pics of her lately.

El Padrino said...

when i was a kid my dad would put vaseline on my hair to slick it back, now there are gels that cost $6

BLUE said...

vaseline doesn't cost $6

Yugdish said...

did you see A-Rodg do the title belt thing in the end zone last night? dickhead

El Padrino said...

yeah i know, thats my point

tem said...

what does that even mean?

BLUE said...

"did you see A-Rodg do the title belt thing in the end zone last night? dickhead"

he's the people's champ

BLUE said...

I thought he was showing off his dong

/ep

Spaceman Spiff said...

"cmk said if we have a boy, ahik, we should name him Alfonso"

what happened to S.A.S

El Padrino said...

yeah what happened to Samsonite Anthony

kod said...

"DA BEARS!!"

Feeling a little better about my Packers are quite overrated stance; we'll see though, it's only one game

Yugdish said...

Feeling a little better about my Packers are quite overrated stance; we'll see though, it's only one game


Sloppy game by the Packers. too many penalties and no running game. Still early and they're going to be a tough team.

El Padrino said...

the penalties were crazy

El Padrino said...

bears jersey were a crime

kod said...

"Still early and they're going to be a tough team."


true; weeks 5-12 are just brutal for them though (@ Wash, Minni twice, Miami, Dallas, @ Jets, @ Atlanta)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did you see A-Rodg do the title belt thing in the end zone last night? dickhead"

he's been doing that, i only dislike it when i hate the player, so i don't mind at all

BLUE said...

Bears are a joke, and Cutler is a pussy

Spaceman Spiff said...

jay cutty hilarity

then nice recovery

Spaceman Spiff said...

wonder how good cutler would be if he didnt backpedal whilst throwing

El Padrino said...

After several minutes the male rises on his claws and tail, and uses his legs to flip the female over and get on top. The male has a pair of hardened swimmerets, or fins on the bottom, that match a pair of swimmerets on the female that have an opening between them. The sperm, contained in a gelatinous blob called a spermatophore slides down notches in the male's swimmerets into the female. The outside end of the spermatophore hardens to block the hole. The receptacle on the female is part of her shell so she must use the sperm before her next molt or lose it. The male dismounts, and then may eat the female's shell.

El Padrino said...

"wonder how good cutler would be if he didnt backpedal whilst throwing"

yeah wft is that 19 step drop

Spaceman Spiff said...

jaws loves him some cutty, at some point in the game he blurted out something along the lines of 'look at how he locates the spheroid!!'

locates and spheroid were definitely used

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The sperm, contained in a gelatinous blob called a spermatophor"

suite, new word to use

Yugdish said...

yeah wft is that 19 step drop


their o line is not that great. they could use the shotgun more

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The home-and-home series between Oregon and Georgia scheduled for 2015 and 2016 will not happen after all, according to Georgia athletic director Greg McGarity.
Georgia is traveling to Colorado this Saturday, and McGarity does not favor high-profile non-conference road games."

georgia scurred

Spaceman Spiff said...

hester return gif

Yugdish said...

he's been doing that, i only dislike it when i hate the player, so i don't mind at all


that should be reserved for someone who as has actually won something

Spaceman Spiff said...

"for someone who as has actually won something"

where does keef have to win something, the fair, the arcade?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem keeley boobs

Beth said...

She may have big boobs but it doesn't look like she's ever seen the inside of a gym.

(Yes spiff, I realize how catty that sounds.)

Keef said...

"We get an 8" for dinner"


Yeah I bet you do

Keef said...

"Of course I guess I would too if the other option was watching Pryor throw the ball. He is getting better, so now instead of a F, he is a D+."


Yeah he seems ok when he has to throw it deep, he just can't make the 5-10 yard throw

Keef said...

"For example, at OSU games when the opposing team hits 3rd down the stadium noise is a big gong sound."

Yeah they've also been doing this at ASU games for as long as I can remember

BLUE said...

who cares about the gym

Beth said...

Well boobs should be soft, not everything else though.

El Padrino said...

free beer

BLUE said...

For what its worth boise fans think they invented the blue field

Keef said...

"what happened to S.A.S"

YDNSWSDT

El Padrino said...

"She may have big boobs but it doesn't look like she's ever seen the inside of a gym."


::woody::

Keef said...

"She may have big boobs but it doesn't look like she's ever seen the inside of a gym."


hey jealousy

El Padrino said...

not everyone likes skinny bitches beth, wadr

Keef said...

not everyone likes animal porn LP, wadr

BLUE said...

Or food porn

El Padrino said...

that was from my wiki-hopping

thought it was funny and i like the word mount

El Padrino said...

not everyone likes as.'s keef, wadr

BLUE said...

I would leave my wife for keely boobs

BLUE said...

Only for keely and beth

Yugdish said...

I would leave my wife for keely boobs


we're fighting now

/hot receptionist

El Padrino said...

what a bag of shit my RB's are in the keeper league

Keef said...

tough loss for bleu in the Y! league

Spaceman Spiff said...

jamaal charles averaging 11 carries/game, still on pace for 1250+ yards


fuck todd haley

BLUE said...

How much did lose by. I was getting kilt in one of the leagues, not sure wich one though

Spaceman Spiff said...

you lost by 1.1

Spaceman Spiff said...

garrett hartley fucked you

Spaceman Spiff said...

plus you would have beaten any other team

BLUE said...

Fucking kickers

El Padrino said...

Real Quiet died

El Padrino said...

jimmy carter in hospital

hoping for a day off

too soon?

El Padrino said...

god that's terrible

Yugdish said...

People are always changing stuff just for the sake of changing it. That annoys me.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BLUE said...

That was the league I was getting killed in

BLUE said...

Change is a constant. Like taxes

BLUE said...

Why would you get a day off for jimmy carter dying. Is he your I uncle or something

BLUE said...

My new phone has that slide texting, it's actually pretty cool

BLUE said...

Technology is great.

Yugdish said...

LP would go to the funeral

El Padrino said...

"Why would you get a day off for jimmy carter dying. Is he your I uncle or something"

when a president dies wall street closes

El Padrino said...

he's fine though

BLUE said...

So you wouldn't be able to drive to work with the street closed?

Yugdish said...

they put up cones

BLUE said...

Road construction sucks

tem said...

jimmy carter isn't president

Yugdish said...

wasn't he the photographer in the superman movies?


s

Yugdish said...

i hope he is ok

BLUE said...

Superman died

BLUE said...

I wonder if ep got a day off for that too

Yugdish said...

that happened on a saturday

Beth said...

"While on a flight to Cleveland, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter developed an upset stomach, and, upon arrival, was taken to Metro Health Hospital for observation," said a statement from Carter Center spokeswoman Deanna Congileo. "He is resting comfortably and is expected to resume his book tour this week."

Sorry EP.

El Padrino said...

yeah i said he was ok

Yugdish said...

he had to take a shit

BLUE said...

Cleveland sucks, it tried to kill jimmy carter

El Padrino said...

Zach Taylor died in office from a stomach flu

Keef said...

"Jimmy Carter developed an upset stomach"


He was teething

Yugdish said...

He was teething



chuckle

El Padrino said...

history is awesome

Yugdish said...

shooting on UT campus today

Keef said...

"shooting on UT campus today"

Taking the loss hard

Keef said...

"history is awesome"

it's boring. it never changes

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, Q

El Padrino said...

taking a walk

Yugdish said...

Lp is Meizing it around the office.

I'm An As. Too said...

WOW, I just failed an Excel test miserably. Probably failed the Word one too. Either the test was ass backwards or I use word in an ass backwards manner.

Yugdish said...

what was the test for?

Todd Packer said...

"shooting on UT campus today"

"Taking the loss hard"



what are you talking about? tennessee won

s

Todd Packer said...

"IN YOU FACE, Q"


cool

/keith

Keef said...

way cool

tem said...

wordperfect is the better.

/old ass lawyer

tem said...

"Before working with Tarantino, Menke edited the 1990 film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.""


so tarantino saw that movie and said to himself, this editor would be great for my movies.....

Yugdish said...

she was turned down for grease 2

I'm An As. Too said...

"what was the test for?"

Manpower

tem said...

meiz has no manpower?

Keef said...

"Manpower"

is that some sex term

Yugdish said...

Oklahoma!

Mize said...

Recruiting agency

Yugdish said...

air national guard?


s

El Padrino said...

hilarity if i had time for that shit

Keef said...

"Recruiting agency"

Like rivals.com?

Keef said...

The John Hancock pic on LP's link is grate*

Keef said...

space shuttle one is rough

Mize said...

Here's one hell of a fantasy conundrum.

Gradkowski vs HOU

Or

Shaun Hill @ GB

Or

Alex Smith @ ATL

Beth said...

"hilarity if i had time for that shit"

Elpadrinofast

El Padrino said...

jesus

Keef said...

Gradkowski vs HOU

Or

Shaun Hill @ GB

Or

Alex Smith @ ATL

Or

Shoot myself in the face for having those QBs

*fized

Mize said...

"Elpadrinofast"

^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Does mom's let you smoke in the house, mize?

Mize said...

"Does mom's let you smoke in the house, mize?"


I quit.

Yugdish said...

I quit.



good move.

/Zeke

El Padrino said...

why does cmep use 4 question marks when she asks me a question

What time are you leaving????

Keef said...

15/22

Keef said...

10/25

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What time are you leaving????"

clubthumb

Yugdish said...

why does cmep use 4 question marks when she asks me a question



she does that on facebook too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What time are you leaving????"

drameiztic texting

El Padrino said...

i hate that shit

Yugdish said...

she is emeiztional

Spaceman Spiff said...

chicks in love with exclamation points are worse

Yugdish said...

what do you expect, we hate periods.


/chicks

El Padrino said...

18/22

not attempted second one

Keef said...

"I quit"

What was the comment you made like 2 weeks ago about going out and having a smoke?

Mize said...

"What was the comment you made like 2 weeks ago about going out and having a smoke?"


What's your point?

Keef said...

You didn't quit. So back to my original question, does mom's let you smoke in the house?

Keef said...

moms*

Keef said...

jesus

Mize said...

"You didn't quit. So back to my original question, does mom's let you smoke in the house?"


How can you be so sure about that based on something that allegedly happened 2 weeks ago?

Keef said...

"How can you be so sure about that based on something that allegedly happened 2 weeks ago?"

Ah, so you're still a liar. got it

El Padrino said...

there you go

El Padrino said...

no sperta today

Todd Packer said...

"jesus"


that's a big bill... wonder if the waiter got a 20% tip?

Mize said...

"Ah, so you're still a liar. got it"

Remember when you said you were gonna stop being a douche? That was fun.

Mize said...

XBOX in 1080p is nice

Keef said...

"Remember when you said you were gonna stop being a douche? That was fun."

You need to practice RIF

Todd Packer said...

"Remember when you said you were gonna stop being a douche? That was fun"

boom roasted

Keef said...

To help with your RIF, mize, this was what I said

Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS

El Padrino said...

keef put the ball in your court meiz

El Padrino said...

and piece

Beth said...

"Starting today I'm going to be less of an as. Not gonna totally go away from it, but will be less of one. NS"

I'd actually have to say you've accomplished this. NS

And that's coming from your harshest critic of course.

Beth said...

Don't get me wrong though, you're still an as*, just less of one.

Todd Packer said...

beth is a kiss as.

Keef said...

"you're still an as"


Been one for 33 years. Don't think I'll erve* not be one

Keef said...

I just threw a cup away in a trash can outside a CVS and there were some porn DVDs in the trash. I almost took them out to mail to LP but I didn't know what diseases were on them

Keef said...

NYG are giving the Bears 4 pts?

Keef said...

lull

Keef said...

85 posted his phone # on FB. Fuck twitter

s

Keef said...

this place sucks

JFreak said...

"85 posted his phone # on FB. Fuck twitter

s"

Apparently it's on twitter too.

I like one of the posts afterwards.

"people are so dumb, i answer the phone and they ask, is this Chad, WTF i just gave you the number on twitter duh!!!!"

You called it yet, Keith?

Yugdish said...

it had to be mize

Keef said...

"You called it yet, Keith?"

Not yet. I probably won't. It said on his post to just text, don't call

Keef said...

This background screen paperwork I have to fill out for the PD is redonk

Keef said...

Jesus, Cincy. Can you just clinch it already so I can stop watching the scoreboard nonstop

Yugdish said...

no more Ness

Keef said...

One of the questions on this form is : Do you enjoy inflicting pain on humans or animals?

Yugdish said...

dont tell them about that cat in your car engine

Keef said...

oh shit, totally forgot about that

Keef said...

Here's a tough question:
If, during the course of your duties as a police officer, a situation arose whereby you were faced with taking the life of another human being, would you be reluctant to do so?

Keef said...

TP

Keef said...

I like one of the posts afterwards.

"people are so dumb, i answer the phone and they ask, is this Chad, WTF i just gave you the number on twitter duh!!!!"



He put the same thing on FB

Yugdish said...

Here's an interesting question..."Have you ever been in a cockpit?"


/Keef

JFreak said...

Anyone else watching the ken burns documentary?

Yugdish said...

negative

Yugdish said...

I'm watching Friday Night Lights I got DVRd

Yugdish said...

Tuesday night is typically the only night im home during the week

JFreak said...

It's pretty good. Too much yankee talk right now, though.

Yugdish said...

Consuela is my favorite non-regular family guy character

Keef said...

White Jesus baby!

JFreak said...

"Consuela is my favorite non-regular family guy character"

meester noooooooooo.

Fireman Aitch said...

"chicks in love with exclamation points are worse"

Former FB1 is notorious for this. Everything has an exclamtion point! no matter what we're talking about! It's so annoying!

Yugdish said...

bold

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 328   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino